Thread 150379104

New-look MOTD begins in 15 minutes on BBC One.

>Running order: ARS/LEE, MNC/TOT, BRE/AST, BUR/SUN, BOU/WOL; WHU/CHE

Kelly Cates makes her Saturday night debut alongside """expert pundits""" Alan Shearer and Micah Richards.

Who the fuck's this lassie? Where's Mr Crisps

Wrong running order, anon. They changed it to City first.

>>150379370
He quit and Kelly Cates replaced him. Think they're doing rotating presenters and 'pundits'.

Vamos

How come asahi is advertised but usually everything else is alcohol frei

>>150379378
At least the Scouse Shrek isn't on tonight

>women barge in on men's spaces and kill the vibe
Many such cases

Gazumped!

>>150379648
Nah Kelly is alright. Knows her place and shuts up when required. Those dumb bints on sky and tnt or that horse face on the overlap always pretending like their opinions are valid in any way need to fuck all the way off

Why is Kelly Cates dressed like a newsreader from 1987?

damn i haven't watched this show since when i was 14. lmao

Pic related was saved from MOTD thread on spee way way way back

>>150379665
>Those dumb bints on sky
Name a more annoying duo

>>150379665
The worst is that black woman and the woman that talks like a black londerer. Love are Alex tho

>>150379738
>Love are Alex tho
Alex is fucking annoying, also sounds on the verge of bursting out laughing

>>150379756
Filtered

Leeds dressed in Greggs colours, making me hungry

>Max Dowman is 15
>2010 was 15 years ago
Uh-oh...
>Max Robert Dowman (born 31 December 2009) is an English footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or a winger for Premier League club Arsenal.
>31 December 2009
Phew. For a second there, I thought being born in 1987 would make me old.

>15
>dives
Nice academy

>le laughing negro man

Nah your good.

>>150379882
>HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150379738
Alex Scott is annoying, and Fara Williams is literally WOAT. Eni Aluko isn't actually that bad, and Anita Asante is fine if she's one of the football ones, but maybe she does athletics or something instead. Emma Hayes is my goddess and no male pundit comes close to her brilliance.

Thought those Ngubu names were a meme desu

sunderland havent been bantered enough after how cocky they were all week

>>150379892
At least we can agree fara is the worst

>>150379914
sandcastle enthusiast detected

>>150379925
>fara is the worst
She can barely string a sentence together. The definition of a token hire

>>150379930
if i was i would have been personally shit posting the last few hours

I was downing bottles of frosty jack's and smoking a spliff with 6 other lads when I was 15.

How the fuck is someone playing premier league football at that age

>>150379991
Parents stuck him in an academy at 4 and he produced

>>150379991
>frosty jacks
Remember when that was like 99p genuinely mad that

>>150379991
>>150380018
dont think ive ever even heard of frosty jacks, its a blueish cider?
closest i can think of are those plastic bottles of strongbow
my local had 1.50 beers or 2.00 whiskey/rum and coke and would serve teenagers no questions so drinking in the park wasnt really needed after about 16

>>150380077
The bottles are blue; the cider is just a very pale cider colour. It's white cider, you see, just like White Lightning.

>>150380097
oh that makes more sense

>>150380077
White lightning was the homeless tier drink of choice here

For me, it was always Kestrel Super.

>>150380128
For me, it was Dragon Stout

Someone explain Keith Andrews' hair

Spurs Arselel games are gonna be poppin off this season

>>150380181
arsenal could be in for a grim season with all those injuries stacking up already bit like spurs last season

>>150380167
Its very curly

>make deal with devil
>become millionaire professional footballer
>be the best in your team
>this is your hairline
Not fair is it

>spend 95% of revenue on wages
>cant buy players and stay in psr
shocked face

>>150380211
could be worse, could have that hair and be an accountant

>>150380211
Wealthy enough that a trip to Turkey would sort it out, issue with being a footballer is lack of time to get it and heal properly but that can be done after retirement

>>150380283
Reckon if youre a millionaire you can get it done in UK

>managers to win 2 away games against pep guardiola
These stats just get more and more ridiculous

Do kids still drink bacardi breezers and reefs or was that very much a thing of its time?

Why does Kelly Cates have such a deep voice? She's like a female version of that man who does every advert that needs a Northern man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Ineson#Voice_work

what’s a decent midtable team i should support. i don’t want a team that’s liable to win the cup tho

>>150380345
Code switching to blend in with the guys

>>150380348
your local m8

>>150380348
whats your favourite colour and what is your race and religion?

>>150380348
>what’s a decent midtable team
Man U

>>150380343
the ladies would drink this (not my hand so don't even start!)

>>150379991
I remember buying 3 litre bottles of frosty jacks, we all had one each and we'd have to finish it before we went out. After the first swig we'd all say "see you tomorrow" because we'd never remember the night

>>150380348
Crystal Palace unironically

>>150380333
They had a proper statto autist on Sky Sports News last night, talking about how Eberechi Eze would fit in at Arsenal. It was fascinating to hear someone who actually knows what they're talking about, but his numbers were so boring and soulless that I hated him after about 15 seconds.

>>150380376
Big fan of this. Ive never had this slop. Used to drink special brew though

>>150380357
i like the brighton hove albion crest, but ive heard theyre all gay

>>150379991
>smoking a spliff with 6 other lads
this is truth

>>150380343
Kids nowadays just smoke vapes, wear balaclavas, and kill themselves on Twitch. I don't think they drink at all.

>>150380348
They're isn't really such a thing these days, old shit teams like Villa and Newcastle are doing alright. Maybe pick a team like Fulham, Everton or Wolves. Always on the cusp of shitness or greatness

>>150380406
yeah brighton is the gay capital of england they vote for the green party and that

>>150380406
It's the gay capital of the country, but the team is no gayer than any other. They're like the San Francisco 49ers.

think I'm gonna visit brighton

>>150380432
nah its a little bit gayer than others to be fair

>>150380432
>San Francisco 49ers
I like their kit

well that was fun but 3 matches and motd might have been a bit over the top
suspect i wont be doing this a few weeks into the season

Sounds like Brighton is the place to be

>>150380472
makes your bum look good does it?

blaxploitation film Shaft on bbc2 suckas

>>150380498
shut your mouth

A dirty common woman with bad teeth but otherwise not that ugly started chatting to me earlier.

She was overly friendly and touchy, putting her hand on me and so on, and it turned me on, despite her appearance.


I reckon that's an easy pull but you twats would hold out for an angel who never arrives

>>150380498
I'm watching the interview with Marc Guehi on BBC1. He's just said his favourite book is Fahrenheit 451. I was not expecting that.

>>150380418
sad

They picked the wrong Kelly

>>150380716
Kelly Foran > Kelly Cates > R Kelly > Kelly Clarkson

>>150380808
Kapowski > Somers > Brook > Foran > Cates > Katherine > Clarkson > Lorraine > Osbourne > R > Graham > Matthew

>>150380652
high school tier

>>150381100
But by footballer standards, he's an intellectual. I doubt Steven Gerrard or Wayne Rooney have ever read a Hugo Award-winner. Well, maybe Flowers for Algernon.

>>150379712
gary neville and jamie carragher

>>150379700
Absolute soul.

Still up for motd2? Kino

>Deany
>Gabby
>Some random guy
Not even the B team

>>150398230
>Reusing yesterday's thread for MotD2
It's such a good idea that I wish I had anything to say. Some nice volleys have been scored today.

>female pundit
>female commentator

>>150399024
female interviewer even

>>150399024
Rob Green's doing a good job, though.

>>150399201
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered today and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win......