Thread 150380101

lads, it's bbilan subedition

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa 0-0 Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo 0-2 Napoli
20:45 Bbilan 1-2 Cremonese
20:45 Roma 1-0 Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, trust the plan and stay 3-5-2pilled

corr what a power pose

How do we fix Milan?

Does bbilan attract those who are retarded and blind to the intricacies of calcio in the first place? Or is it the supporting of bbilan that someone retarded and blind to the intricacies of calcio?

negru

gib itlaian bf

What the fugg, Mafia ToC was unexpected ludokino
Horrifying gunplay aside it had some good, great and excellent stuff

The miracolo-cutoff for Max is avoiding relegation btw. Less than that and it's a ehhhhhhhh ma che cosa doveva farci tier season.

>>150380141
buy brighton's scouting team and loan in fast pacy and quick ( >>150380147 ) players to see out the season

Today, MY club plays*.

>>150380182
Early right? I’d hate to wait all day…

Brigonli's header > Bonazzoli's overhead kick desu

Why is it always bbhem?

>>>/wsg/5956290
milan-cremonese highlights

>>150380220
Cat'ALDI was a qt no homo

If he was a German talent he'd be called Scataldi

>>150380146
>Loftus was one of the least shit players today kek
kys

>>150380141
Kill Allegri, RLC, Saele, Fofana, Gimenez, Tomerdi

>Massara saying Sancho refused
>Gasperini saying he didn't
They lasted way less than I expected

This Allegri's Milan defeat brings the total number of trophies won by Thiago Motta as a coach from 0 to 0!

>it’s still going
Why do non-whites always have to act so non-white?

Kek he craves attention

>I don’t think it was an issue of a player missing or not. When you play in Serie A, you meet tough opponents like Cremonese who fully deserved the victory by playing a smart defensive match and we made two errors.
>it’s not about the squad, it’s about having a little more determination, both on and off the ball.

I legitimately don't even know what or who it's referring to. What the hell is a Saele supposed to be? Is it an acronym? Do ooga-booga speak in code?!

OH MONGOLOIDE
DIVENTI PAZZO
PERCHÉ ALLEGRI NON VINCE PIÙ UN CAZZO

>>150380367
It seem etymologically similar to this “Conce” figure referenced in the ancient text’s…

Saladmaker for El Shaarawy and Baldanzi. Who says no?

>>150380141
Play modric closer to the attack since he's the only one that has an understanding of football, rici as the deep lying playmaker, sell salad and hope leao is fit for the rest of the season

Name a single coach that would do better with this milan squad other than pioli

The real question is would balding camarda start over fat mexican

>>150380479
Big Sam

>>150380491
Why would he give up his porter life to coach in Serie A?

The obsession is crazy

>>150380479
Brian Priske

>>150380504
Just for the fun of it + sticking it to the English FA who mistreated him.

Would bennacer and adli have done a better job in midfield today?

>>150380585
No, the Bbilan DNA corrupts everything it touches

We're reaching new levels of thirdiesposting that shouldn't even be possible

>>150380479
Blessin (trvkazzo)

>>150380479
Ancelotti
Zidane
Mourinho
Pep
Klopp
the list goes on

>>150380465
The midfield is set with Jashari Modric Ricci
Allegri is just a scumbag who is obsessed with crap workhorses like Loftus cazzo

>>150380714
Name 1 (one) top coach that would debase himself and go work at a Europe-less AC Bbilan. Maybe only Mourinho because of how far he fell down the ladder?

they're making a new X-Men flick?

I watched Lens-Lione for Diouf and it was like this an entire match. Is this what "muh boring serie a tactical league" retards watch?

>>150380737
Conte maybe, but I don't know if you would consider him top coach
Ancelotti there is a small % chance because of historical reasons maybe

We just need somebody who is not in love with fodders though, somebody with fucking common sense

What historical reasons lmao he's been everyone's whore

I still think allegri was the right choice, trust the process

Kek poorfags put their heads out of the manholes with this milan defeat

lol bbilan

Yesterday was its birthday lol

>>150381097
And the furtive pygmy so easily forgotten

>>150380995
Never joined Inter so no not everyone's
But really can't think of another top coach who would come here

>Conte
>not a top coach
This gypsy is cuhrazee he must've inhaled fumes from his toilet cleaning products

>>150380479
min allegri

>>150380912
every league is terrible in its own way.

Tumor you have to find a way to wake the Vesuvio up, I cannot live under a Nabule domination era this is a death of calcio that >we are witnessing

If he were a fugitive he'd be called Edon Zhangrova

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>yup, that's me
>you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation

Test

bro uploaded a movie as webm

>>150380143
i provisionally give them the benefit of the doubt and say they need to start doing some gatekeeping
>>150384189
yeah people can scream about formations but bbilan had enough players in the box to cover those crosses
nobody tracked them
fofana didn't move at all on baschirotto's goal but with 5 boys in the box when the ball came in, someone maybe could have gotten in the way

>>150380479
Morace

>>150380479
>Name a single coach that would do better with this milan squad other than pioli

the biggest team has to play last... this shit crazy, man...

>>150380479
Serse Cosmi

allegri is unironically finished as a coach, he'll be fired before december

Good morning /seriea/

Mazingaro Z double tonight
I saw it while making a pot of coffee

Good morning!

>DEAL OFF Victor Boniface è pronto a tornare in Germania.
San Siro, so silent, adds a problem. The society has managed to turn every gsme into an away game.
>Milan, the possibility of signing Conrad Harder has also already been verified: potential outright purchase for 23M plus bonuses. Considering the potential to be developed, he is at the top of the list: on the other hand, given the little experience, Allegri's approval is needed
Bennacer is still being courted by Marseille, which for now has not gone beyond the offer of a new loan. More complicated is the situation of Adli, for whom Sassuolo has backed out
>Allegri 3 losses in a row. Milan has lost all of the last 3 opening matches in Serie A played against a newly promoted team and always with Allegri at the helm: before this loss, the one against Samp in 2012 and with Verona in 2013
In the pre-match, Milan's ds Igli Tare announced that no new defender will arrive. We'll see if then after the Milan match from last night the society's feeling will change
>As for Santi Gimenez, there are few doubts, because the footballer is thrilled to stay at Milan, and Milan wants to focus on Gimenez, so the plan is for him to continue at Milan. Gimenez is excited for this new season, and as of today, the goal is to stay at Milan.

Lets hope boni will not come. We need a real ice cold striker like dusan and a real defender

>>150386862
Vlahovic scored 80 goals in a single season with Allegri, he will bring the triplete to Milan

>>150386840
>Historical happening

Remember their names

>>150387046
>Secondo Talamazzini
Where's the Primo Talamazzini

>BREAKING: Boniface has set off again for Germany. Awaiting official communications from the club regarding the strike.
Lets fucking go! Harder + dusan incoming

>>150387155
Vlahovic for free I think, the plan is to convince Juventus to let him go for free and they will have to pay his exit clause that is supposed to be around 8-10 millions (basically his wage for the last season)

Igor Two Door

>>150387184
Saved kekekekekek

>>150387173
And why should Juventus give the zingaro to bbilan for free and let alone pay his wage lol

>>150387155
>Højlunds agent was at San Siro yesterday.
And again they will go for the budget version to save 2m. This management deserves the worst

>>150387192
By letting him go for free and paying the wage they would save around 15m. By keeping him for another year they would have to pay 45m between amortment and wage.
Also there's legal ground to bring Juventus to court because if they do not let him go for free they will obviously ban him from training or playing and that's mobbing. Milan has all the cards needed to make the deal happen and Juventus better agree with this

>>150387191
Nigor Tudor

>>150387226
Cleanest croat

why is bbilan dumpster diving they should just buy man wey dey guard

absolute fucking kino, missed calcio so much

>>150387235
Bigor Tudor & Min Allegri

>Allegri is at Casa Milan for a meeting regarding the transfer market with Furlani and Tare. The meeting is still going on. Rumors that Allegri became loud and demanded the players he needed. At the same time Harder's agent has recently left the Casa Milan headquarters after a meeting.
Lmao imagine if he would resign

I gotta meeting
That tonight's gonna be a good night

>>150387498
Yeah sure, he's too coward for that

kek

>>150387587
For me, it's Paul Potba

>>150387498
>On Milan Channel: "Harder? We can't compete with Rennes offer."
Lmao
M
A
O
Grim
R
I
M

>>150387635
Vlahovic for free you fucking Gypsy

Nigerian xitter is funny

>>150387736
Napoli looking /fa/ since they dropped Lete

>Lautaro Martinez is still “untouchable” at Inter Milan under Cristian Chivu, but Marcus Thuram isn’t necessarily.

based chivu


>>150387184
kek

>>150387266
oo nice gole

>>150387840
Passion 4 fashion

>>150387871
Based

>>150387736
Nonce indeed

>>150387871
>be football player
>talk to girl
>can't confess anything or complain about something personal or she'll screenshot it and sell it to Corona
Sometimes incels are right

If they unironically get Harder Daddy as the striker I stop even trying to defend allegri, it's just too obvious they're sabotaging him

>>150387977
Kek

>>150387871
I IMMEDIATELY inquadrated him as an obvious motta-supporting sgorbio, looks like I was right once again. How the fuck is max supposed to win if players literally play against him?

>>150387871
this faggot still sucking Lele Mora's arthritic dick to get his "in the know" infos or what?

>>150388077
And? You are a worthless piece of shit who masturbates to anime

>>150380101 (OP)
What's the reasoning behind serie a matches on Monday?

We’re watching Como - Lazio later, right? Not Cagliari - Fiorentina?

>the spaz unironically rates Fabrice Coronavirus
it would have been better if you had just trisomy instead of appearing normal

OH MONGOLOIDE
DIVENTI PAZZO
PERCHÉ ALLEGRI NON VINCE PIÙ UN CAZZO

>>150387871
Cheeky swap for Vlahovic?

>>150388107
I have an idea...

>>150388174
They are actually talking about a salad - vlaho swap deal rn

>>150388175
A refballer is a bbilan legend? O am laffin

Grim

>>150388187
Holy fuck Comolli just give them the zingaro already if true

>>150386168
what an experience that man was. I remember him taking over from Sballetti at Udinese and players slowly forgetting how to play as the season went on. A totem of a bygone, propa footy era

>Rovella left the camp last night to attend the birth of his child
I JUST FUCKING KNEW IT
I knew SOMETHING had to go wrong
Cataldi likely to start ahead of him according to reports
FUCKKKKKKKK

>>150388399
I just heard some nonce from Brazil fall to his knees, I hope Rovella won't post too many pics of his child

>>150387871
corona is very lucky milan has pushed the ultras away. Jimenez is really a shithead allegri even hugged him when he entered the pitch

>>150388353
>0 emergency lanes

>>150388187
Would do it in a heartbeat, anything to get the gypsy off the books

guys

>>150388421
Yeah I am sure a bunch of jobless bald men would've chased Corona around Milan

for me its corona with lemon
(limes are for poorfags)

>>150388097
the red tape reasoning is that it allows for greater exposure of the bigger Serie A matches on matchday after matchday as demonstrated by Monday night's match, with two glorious teams bringing nothing but continental pride and glory to the entire league
the de facto version: DAZN can't broadcast more than three matches in the same slot

>plays attacking football
>loses

>>150388399
>I knew something had to go wrong
As opposed to everything that went well with Lazio's summer?
>>150388628
They don't get this match was just the stepping stone. Like Verona for Napoli

His demands were vlaho rabiot and a defender

>>150388652
>a defender
say no more senpai

>>150388652
rabiot and akanji/kim would be a blessing but vlahovic is really a shitty idea. We need someone like boniface

>>150388645
I dreamed that I survived a plane crash so forgive me for waking up hopeful only to be battered down by the constant bad luck of Lazio

>>150388688
vlahovic can't make a stop to save his life, we need someone that fights tooth and nail with defenders.

>>150388671
Vlahovic scored 80 goals in a single season with Allegri you fucking poorfag

>>150388693
>I dreamed that I survived a plane crash
Did he fall asleep at the worst possible moment there too?

>>150388697
Jonathan David for 10m and you have a good striker

>>150388693
I dreamed last night that I couldnt breathe and was suffocating because of an allergy

>Rovella
Poor man’s Lucas Leiva

>Gks: Corvi, Rinaldi, Suzuki.
>Defenders: Amoran, Circati, Delprato, Lovik, Valenti, Valeri.
>Midfielders: Begic, Bernabé, Estevez, Keita, Ordonez, Plicco, Sorensen.
>Attackers: Almqvist, Benedyczak, Djuric, Joujou, Pellegrino, Sits

Big failure if JJ doesn't get beyond a draw with this team

>>150388909
This but unironically, fire Tudor now

>>150388891
>We can't var second yellows even though they can decide a match, people would get bored of the interruptions
>cooling breaks? Yeah have 5 of them

La buhaiola

>>150388000
Harder is better than Højlund

>>150388909
>Sits

Thierno Barry to jJ

If he came from a polluted area, he'd be called Thiernano Barry

>>150389187
Based Jj

>>150389187
Imagine the amount of 0s needed if Chievo was still in Serie A

>>150389187
We're all living in Terronia
Terronia ist wunderbar
We're all living in Terronia
Terronia Terronia

>Dutch medium Voetbal International reports that AC Bbilan have inquired about the status of Brian Brobbey with the intention of signing him to reinforce the striker position.
His name being B. B. and his… complexion make him the ideal signing if you ask me.

>>150384189
TEST

>Boniface deal is off
Kekekekakakajajahagagahaha

>>150389418
His face screams Milan

>>150389486
>screams
more like mouthbreathes

>>150387130
I had a great uncle named Quinto, between Gina and Giuseppe
And my godfather is named Ultimo Piron, lit. Last Fork
Really rustles my jimmies when I think about how the Shitalians have abandoned correct naming customs

The more Milan try to get out of the gutter, the more buried in shit they get. Any tips chat?

>>150389446
that was a foul on doormat btw

>searching for an elusive Scottish post

You’ll NEVER guess what country I was in. Also can someone tell me how flies the rejuvenated Meelan?

>>150388628
B-but Kosovo flag told me Allegrinuccio was a shitalian difesa-a-tre coomer...

>>150389585
A wave of astonishment washed over me as I listened to the whispers of many people, each one echoing the unexpected news that you had ventured to the place formerly known as France, a place I never imagined you would go...

>Allegri had a transfer market meeting with Tare at Casa Milan today where he reiterated that Vlahovic is his priority for the attack
Why is it that every single player Allegri asked for is/was a Jj player he coached

>>150388909
Squadrone, not many understand thoughever

>>150389695
>willingly calling your daughter Venus

>>150389695
I can see our local nonce masturbate furiously to that pic

>>150389903
Unironically the biggest gobbo of all time.

>>150387871
Imagine being male and actually communicating through Instagram DMs, what a fagoot
Speaking of fagootery, I'm glad there's no more degenerate lunchtime kickoff but
>4 Saturday matches, no 2pm Sunday kickoff, 2 Monday matches
fucking DAZN

MATTEO MORETTO SAID THAT VLAHOVIC TO MILAN IS A DONE DEAL
I REPEAT
MATTEO MORETTO SAID IT'S A DONE DEAL
HAPPENING
HAPPENING

/biz/ idea
twinkazzo labubu

This made me laugh

>>150390115
are labubus just funko pops for homosexuals and women?

>>150390133
Except Gazaetta was right about Boniface

Few questions from yesterday
Did riomma play gud or was bologna unrecognizable yesterday
Is Wesley gud or just another bruno ceres

>>150390159
My headcanon is
>furlanZ organized the boni deal by himself
>allegri hears about it and understands if this happens vlaho will not come
>allegri tells furlanZ and tare if this happens he will resign
>furlanZ tries to save the deal. Sends boni to do three additional check ups to get some time
>allegri says no and deliberately loses the first game to send a massage
>furlanZ gives in but tells allegri he will have to give up on one of his players as revenge (and to make a capital gain of 0.073 cents)

>>150390295
Didn't ask

>>150390292
bofogna were shite but both teams could've scored 4 goals each if they had real finishers. roma's gol came from lucumi literally passing it to them to give wesley the easiest chance ever. Wesley himself looked nothing special but hard to tell from just one game. Ferguson seemed to be alright tho, so if they do get rid of dobby you'll be fine without him. If you can try to find Kone's miss, its laughable

Just got back from abusing COOP employees.
Did I miss any mercato rumor in the meanwhile?

>>150390115
Creepy

>>150389695
It was very nice I enjoyed it

>>150390295
Post it here: >>150378663
Maybe someone there will care about your phantom pain

Juventus (3-4-2-1):
>De Gregorio; Locatelli, Nico González, Kelly; Bremer, Thuram, Cambiaso, Kalulu; Francisco Conceição, David; Yildiz
Parma (3-4-2-1):
>Suzuki; Bernabé, Løvik, Valenti; Circati, Keita, Valeri, Delprato; Ordóñez, Pellegrino; Almqvist

> Igor Tudor ha stilato la lista dei convocati per la sfida contro la formazione di Carlos Cuesta. Tra loro, anche Dusan Vlahović e Nico González, due dei nomi più caldi del mercato in uscita della Vecchia Signora.
>convocato Dusan Vlahović
bbilanists...

https://youtu.be/sO8d1CIFV8w
'tioned

Did someone say....phantom pain?

A... phantom pain...?

>>150390420
*David as CF, not Yildiz

>>150390392
Nobody cares about your unfunny schizo thread duccio

>>150390462
You cared enough to enter it and post in it lole

>>150390292
Good but can't create chances and when we do, players fuck it up.
It's going to improve when Soulé won't have 3 defenders on him because on the other side there's a mummy that won't even try to get past 40 yo De Silvestri 1v1.
For now Wesley can only run a lot. Whenever he has to take a choice, it's a toin coss. But Gasperini can probably work with that.

>>150390462
Agree that it would be better if it had the links to r/hellokittyisland and r/twinkazzo

who are we kurping today fras

>Provedel
>Lazzari
>Cataldi
>Dele
PORCOOOOOOO DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

l'Udinese ha chiuso l'affare Adam Buksa.
kys grimolli

>>150390636
The WEF and the Asian supermarket that didn’t have the type of udon noodles I went to buy there

>>150390636
I already got a list of insults ready for Nico and a few nicknames ready for David, I'm all ready fra

>>150390484
>>150390335
Thanks

>>150390583
>worthless schizo duccio thread noone cares you're not even bothering me
>bumps duccio thread, spelunks into deep chambers of meme folder for rare basedjak

>>150390729
you're welcome

>The technical secretary of AC Milan will be at the Sevilla FC match tomorrow. The rumor surfaced that Lukebakio is on the radar of the Italian club
...

Continued negrufication’s

>>150391029
Poor Inzaghi, he's bound to lose a UCL final for 5-0 again

>>150391124
>Ndour starting
Fiorentina down that bad?

>>150391124
>cher ndour
>no fazzini
What is bbioli cooking

>>150391124
Yerry Mina, soon to be starring in "The Adventures of Giga Nigga"

How many will be diagnosticated tonight for Nico Gonzales?

>go buy empanada
>there’s a kid that has a kit the looks like riommas one from behind
>kid turns
>it’s actually a Venezuela jersey
lmao

Cooking tex-mex is a bit of a hassle actually

If he were the leader of a pro-Safavid uprising in Cilicia he'd be called Rommel Shahkululu

>>150391124
that's a genuinely good Casteddu side, no clue if Pisadog is the right guy though.

COMO (4-3-3): Butez; Van der Brempt, Ramón, Kempf, Valle; Paz, Perrone, da Cunha; Vojvoda, Douvikas, J. Rodríguez. All. Cesc Fabregas
LAZIO (4-3-3): Provedel; Lazzari, Gila, Provstgaard, Nuno Tavares; Guendouzi, Cataldi, Dele-Bashiru; Cancellieri, Castellanos, Zaccagni. All. Maurizio Sarri

>>150391232
Pioli loves him for some reason, when I was fantascouting he played or started every friendly

L-la Viola

got jelly legs rn

>>150391990
It's gonna be a long season fra...

@150392048 not Serie A-related. Why are you posting off-topic?

>>150391990
No worries fra, no matter what happened it will still be bbilan who carries to crown of having endured the biggest humiliation this matchday

Honest question why is he so obsessed?

im watching gomo lazio

>>150392228
He wants your ass

everyone has issues why do you want to address or control what others do

speaking of issues
Why has no one signed Thiago motta
Is it because of the thing with his daughters

>>150392281
>Why has no one signed Thiago motta
Anon look what he did to us last year

>>150392309
But think about his children

fucking butchers

dirty como murder balling again

>Sarri prefers sediadel because of his feet
>he kicks out of play nearly every time he plays long
mister, stop being hard headed and let mandas start

hahshsshshsh lazzari

CLEAR IT YOU CUNTS
>>150392432
god that still haunts me

Ndour is the slowest player I’ve ever seen

>Cremonese Bicycle Kick Hero Declares ‘A Goal Like That Vs AC Milan At San Siro Worth Double To Me As An Inter Milan Fan’

basados

Maybe Lazio are always in financial trouble because they never have a any shirt sponsor?

>>150392411
THIS!

>>150392566
Lotito's working on it okay, just 2 more weeks

>>150392481
the rare times he wants to he actually runs very fast

>>150392592
When he sees an unattended bike lying around, for example

Chancellor is versatile because he can transition better to defense play using is physical strength unlike isaksen who is a nordic mythology ghoul

was that batista or did I just imagine it

How will this affect Lazio stock?

>>150392570
sarri wants Karetsas

Where is bro going..?

>>150392825
He's having his Tyler Durden moment with the new signings

>>150392816
they didnt even have enough money for zafeiris

murderball is part of cesc game plan. they do it every game

>>150392873
>zafeiris
literally who

Name one thing wrong with legal and regulated murderball, it’s a man’s game ffs

Stick to curling if you cannot handle it

Grande tackle Prostataard

era for me that tackle on taty in the box.

Why isn't Mari starting porngracic is an absolute shitter(would probably start for bbilan)

>>150392905
exactly!

Where's isaksen

>0-0
>0-0

Max “Big Dog” Perrone

>>150393035
Patrician

>>150393015
wont be back till after the sfinternational break, only just recovered from kissing disease so he has to do a full pre-season training camp by himself

>>150393035
Wouldn’t have it any other way

mirin' provstgaard brow ridge

>>150393035
Strimsy did this btw

>>150393035
its honestly a miracle that the lazio game is still 0-0

>>150393080
cannavaro my beloved

Andrea "vagner love" adorante

>>150392954
Era

Peak male performance

>>150393179
that's what a real coach looks like not some kind of hipster like fabregas and guardiola

>Conrad Harder
lol who

>>150380101 (OP)
God i wish I looked like that

>>150393217
The one that costs only 1.5m/season

>>150393213
Based opinion
And hey look what Pep turned out to be

Scoterrone on suicide watch

COMO COMO BABY COMO EHEHEHEH

holy fuck what a gol

why is it always the start of the half ?

fug

Oy so after the Lazio eagle handler got fired for benis inflation, is there a new mascot?

greek talento punishes sarri

>>150393217
Mo Max is supposed to win everything with a striker that sounds like a pornstar

sediadel again....
>>150393428
just like the sponsor and the stadium, 2 MORE WEEKS TRUST ME

Douvikas with the Memedivisie DNA!
Paedophiles BTFO

>>150393461
Prostata sleeping

am I going to have to suffer the press fellating the team that spent more than prime galacticos for finishing 8th all season long?

>>150380479
Luigi Del Neri

vojvodaphone a menace

Holy fuck how is there no coverage for Serie B
I just want to watch Venice
I don’t want a bet365 account
Jesus fucking Christ you wops

Torello in Como right now

>>150393540
dazn

>Fabregas takes over a shitty serie b team
>signs a few la massia rejects on free transfers and is now dominating serie ass

>>150393540
>rojacalcio
>hattrick.ws
these are 2 go to's for serieb

>>150393569
Please leave the dumb uninformed posts to the other white cross with a red background flag

>>150393569
>free transfer

Cataldi-Guendo zero forward passes in 60 mins

>Tallish tanned brunette with a cap and a short ponytail
>braless tanktop exposing the slightly flabby midriff
>perfectly big round ass despite being hidden by baggy jeans
>Sweating and struggling to fit her bicycle in the back of her car
I would have never imagined a sight like that could be so arousing

Maad maad obsessed lmao

Time for the inexplicable yet inevitable Pedro 84’ equalizer

I-i-i-i simply cant

goooool

TATY TATY

????

I’m a football manager from Catalonia and this is my offside trap

Looks offside

oof

>>150393740
Kneel

ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY
ROBBERY

>Referee yelling to the stadium the decision
kino

inb4 rotella starts pinging long balls gila just did
kino listening tho

Oof, very close call

>>150393584
That hat trick one is trying to take Apple payment Kek
Be a bro
Send a link pls
Pm me

Fugg...

they have money to pay the refs

>>150393788
for venzia bari right?
https://www.hattrick.ws/live20.htm

not so fast nazionegros

>>150393812
Is this a shitpost ahah

>>150393770
Preparing himself for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

Tattoo Casteggianos in fuorigioco for Latium but after wasting 2 minutes for VAR because ref didn't have it in him to whistle the obvious offside
Also I hate when foreign announcers go overboard in trying to pronounce names exactly like natives, like when English announcers say Barthelona, be a bit more heterosexual

Explosive fucking goal by Duncan in Venezia-Bari

>ATALANTA - PISA
ATALANTA (3-4-2-1): Carnesecchi; Dijmsiti, Hien, Scalvini; Bellanova, De Roon, Pasalic, Zalewski; De Ketelaere, Maldini; Scamacca. Allenatore: Ivan Juric
PISA (3-4-2-1): Semper; Canestrelli, Caracciolo, Denoon; Touré, Aebischer, Marin, Angori; Tramoni, Moreo; Meister. Allenatore: Alberto Gilardino
>JUVENTUS - PARMA
JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Gatti, Bremer, Kelly; Kalulu, Locatelli, Thuram, Cambiaso; Conceicao, Yildiz; David.
PARMA (3-5-2): Suzuki; Delprato, Circati, Valenti; Lovik, Bernabè, Keita, Ordonez, Valeri; Almqvist, Pellegrino

La Piola

holy fuck thats stupid

WHAT A FUCKING ROBBERY
HE WAS ONSIDE

bartzelooniya

como refball continues.

>>150393853
ROBBERY ROBBERY

its combover

DNA gole

La Cula

Nico Paz looks too white to be argensimian

>>150393856
Zalewski is now in Atalanta? Wtf

fuck off

WORLD PEACE

Nazism status?

>>150393906
What could you possibly know about being white monkeboy?

wauw nice gole

Como are winning serie ass this year

>Nico Paz celebration
Why are zoomers so effeminate

how long till the end of the season

>>150393923
I certainly know you are not one

1 nico paz pls

>>150393923
It’s the same thing with the shiqptar
Why do you answer to caged zoo animals

Gonzales not starting :)

>>150393944
But we already established you know nothing about being white, so you’re the last person to ask about how others are white…

>>150393962
what was that camera rotation lol

>>150393814
>>150393814
Thanks bro, has to be laptop only, impossible on phone

Lloyd kelly day

It's okay Laziobros. New signings will get accustomed soon.

>>150393847
>Labubu as a wingback
hate when managers do this passive aggressive shite just go to comolli’s office and choke him out if you want signings

>>150393978
€29.99/m DAZN experience

I'm not gonna watch this shit anymore
I need quick dopamine

>>150394005
Kek

>>150393978
Piracy killed the cameraman. RIP

>>150394036
What do you mean Nico is starting

>>150394036
Juve Parma last year was fun

>>150394036
>Parma, a relegation tier team is only fielding 2 Italians
Italian football bros??

>>150394036
Check if it’s the “confirmed” or “possible” line-ups next time

WAIT, is that an external Kalulu
What the FUCK Tudor

>>150394085
All the argentinians have Italian citizenship so it’s 5

>>150394036
>a fucking leaf as number 9
What’s next? May I interest u in a pacey black Panamanian striker?

Looking fresh

>Harder's numbers for now are normal: 5 goals in the last championship, 1 in the Champions against Bologna. Some qualities, however, are evident, especially the shot, strong and precise. He has physique, a look with a vaguely Haaland-style haircut and the ability to make his presence felt in the box
Grim

Name the band

so how many players will Jakarta A.C have to sell to respect the FFP and play in the conference?

>150394169
Not Serie A, fuck off

>>150394179
>>150394152
Bros dressed in black to attend JJs funeral ;skull;

I hope guendouzi is sold next summer, he just pisses me off constantly

>>150394085
Noi, invece, diciamo che Opti Poba è venuto qua, che prima mangiava le banane, adesso gioca titolare nella Lazio.

>bro is greentext referencing in a slow thread
Don’t know if cringe or artistic

>>150394179
What's Cumbiaso listening to

>>150394152
>>150394179
Why are they dressed like ISIS terrorists

Yup, it's time

>>150394169
>the ability to make his presence felt in the box
Unlike every other striker

>>150394234
Jj Armani went woke

>>150394228
Best pep-talks and inspirational speeches of mental coach Livio Sgarbi

>>150394228
Pink Pony Club

>>150394228
Paramore - When It Rains

mmmmhhh

Actual confirmed line-up without any leafjeet meddling

>>150380141
get rid of americans and zlatan

>>150394036
grim

>>150394300
That right flank finna turn into a railroad

>>150393786
Why does taty run like his in qwop

>>150394152
>fresh
He's dressed like a metrosexual nigru but then he's of a generation that unironically says no cap

>>150385687
he is right, leao would not have helped.

>>150394294
I thought I was going crazy, did var even check it?

>>150394241
Kek

There is no universe in which we come home with 3 points tonight

>>150387902
2 guys never seen vegetables

miracle it was only 2 considering the first half

I legitimately have no idea who's coaching Parma

>>150394410
the mini arteta, forgot his name

Lou Perto

>>150394410
Arteta’s former assistant I think, he’s like 26 and named something like Carlos Costa

OHHH
FIOCRETINAAA

2 assists tonight (not telling for which team)

>>150394410
all me

Got a sneaky feeling this is going to be Sgamacc’s year ahead of the world Ngopp. 2 goals tonight.

Maybe atletico really need nico gonzalez

>Tajon Buchanon brace
Lel Liga is a serious league btw

I didn't poop today nor my tummy is hurting, I think there's a chance we might win

Mais comment il s'appelle? Kanté
N'Golo, N'Golo Kanté
Comment il s'appelle? Kanté
N'Golo, N'Golo Kanté
Comment il s'appelle? Kanté
N'Golo, N'golo Kanté
Mais comment il s'appelle? Kanté
N'Golo, N'Golo Kanté

>Nick O' Paz is a beast
They are shipping him to epl asap, aren't they?

>>150394741
spurs already had a 50m bid rejected, apparently como want 70m for him

The DAZN fatty said Bremer's comeback is like a new purchase

Forza Parma

It's HIM again

Juventus is back.

Parma fans are really loud

muh piracy

>Juventus stadium half empty
Hahahhahahahahahahah

another bbioli masterclass
the DNA never lies

Kalunegru wants a goal

Tjas Belgic

>>150394893
It’s August retard, most of us are still on holidays

Gud from Kelly (this post will come to haunt me in [last digit] minutes)

im watching ata game. gud crowd noice

where is koopmeiners

>>150394996
Who

>>150394893
You can buy referees but not good fans

Let's goooooo rvbentvs bros
Leaf leading the line, surely this is a big upgrade on zingaro

>>150395004
Rowenta fans go for as low as 50-60 and are pretty good

>>150395004
amplifico mufa

>>150394996
Check the Perugia lineup

>>150395004
Or you can buy neither in the case of Lazio

great run but probably any other player scores that right

Two more minutes until he does it!

We were this close from a concordceicao header

>>150395034
Wrong bong yn

Federico Gatti becomes the first Juventus player to receive a yellow card this season.

Gattus needs to take the Bonucc pill. Shave that off daft arse, what are you doing.

>>150395097
fino alla fine ass hairline :skullemoji:

>>150395085
In northern Scandinavia there's a "well known" shamanic practice/technique of stopping bleeding wounds, called "stämma blod".
Depending on the shaman it's done in close proximity of the person in need or it can be done over long distances, even on the other side of the world I'd assume, as long as there's some sort of connection.

Typically it's passed from like from father/grandfather to son/grandson. But some will take it to the grave if they don't have a suitable heir they can trust to use it wisely.
There's been cases of small regional hospitals contacting healers if they have had problematic wounds that won't stop bleeding

David is a negru so far

>David
Why you ducking leaf

>>150395068
That would imply there is such a thing as a “right bong”

>>150394581
Considering this are the numbers someone like Ante Budimir is pulling

First palla-gol for the Leaf, I'm already forgetting Zingaro, wot a player

atalanta lookin liek jurics defensive one. attack is not workin yet.

For me, it's the zoomer mullet with a fucked up hairline

>david
told u about this fraud just sub vlaho in

Was painting stuff on wplace, what did I miss

juric sisters

pisa scored. hien own gole.

No Renault Kangoo to save us from Negrid

>Zingaro coaching
Literal free money betting on Barons tomorrow

I can't figure out what our gameplan is supposed to be

Is la dea selling ederson? what is juric doing

my fanta is in shambles. i need inter boys to perform.

Zero creativity in this team feels like watching robots

Fucking hell David

Surely we paid peanuts for David's commissions ahah

There has never been anything made better by the presence of Canadians, especially not football teams

>pass to conceicao
>backpass
>pass to conceicao
>backpass
>david does something retarded
mmm intrasting very gud tactics

>david does something retarded
>david does something retarded
>david does something retarded
>david does something retarded
mmm intrasting very gud tactics

Who the fuck thought David was a good idea?

>>150395337
Yeah but imagine the passes stats for Conceicao, he could rival Locatelli

>>150395275
Gaining hours on belgio supersede calcio results

32 minutes and they're already trying to brawl Bremerd

Gleison Vana... we're so back...

Holy drip

>>150395344
>>150395357
>>150395326
Since this seems like a great time to ask, is anyone else having trouble with streams or is it just my gay leaf internets
The only stream that's working for me is in krautisch, ITA streams are a no even with vpn, it seems like some dazn bullshit

Missing randal

>>150395400
Works on my machine but it could be due to the great influx of people connecting since Jj is the most watched team, this is the first matchday and I doubt sites have much capacity to hold this much traffic

Why can't our """fullbacks""" and """wingers""" raise their heads whenever they are about to cross ffs

Juricbros…

>>150395400
I payed for the match but it’s lagging for me aswell

>>150395442
Paid*** my virgin (is that the Virgin Islands flag?) bro

>>150395434
how else are you supposed to see the ball???

for me? igor is frankensteins helper fren

>>150395450
Wait is that Cyprus
Makes more sense

>chinlet
>also manlet
I feel bad for Bernabè

>>150395432
Thank, though I had the same issue with Lazio and with bbilan yesterday
Leaf internet definitely throttles torrents but I've never had an issue with streaming, just seems strange

>Locatelli trying to raise his voice
dffhuihugihuigfhuiffgf

This is how I find out Kelly is playing

>Labubutelli
>Lelly Kelly

Kek what a discord this thread now

>David with the 2nd highest covered distance for Jjust
What, how

*gets yellowed*

Motta's rubentus would've already been 6-0 up by now

Marcenaro moment!

>>150395543
TNvke

Thuram takes down Mandela, black nationalism is over

Do something Igor

40 millions for this midget btw

We won't see a goal until 60+ minute here.

è morto cambiaso

Slot’s Juventus would already be making subs to rest players because of how many goles they scored

>>150395586
Locatelli tops another meaningless stat?! No way!

>>150395582
Brutal

Argbhhhhhhhhhhhhhh David has the sense of goal of a Sumerian peasant

heroic and brave performance

Who is Juventus's worst coach in the last 30 years?

>5th year in a row this bum ass team can't do shit against low blocks
Great job

Who are we kurping for this first half display?

It's time...

Elkann when you ask him to spend money:

it's sad that Tudor will get sacked, even though these retards can't make 3 passes in a row or shoot a fucking ball properly

>>150395626
I'm waiting for Belgio #1's awakening post then continue what he says

>>150395626
thuram

>>150395643
*awakens Belgio through the power of slags*

5 years btw
He's here for 5 years

Reminder motta dominated serie ass before they started refballing him

>>150395671
>5 years btw
>He's here for 5 years
Don't worry, we are capable of making cessions that are extremely unfavourable for us

>>150395692
Yes he's a big cesso

>>150395613
Delneri

>>150394390
>144 new posts

Elkann pay

>>150395626
david kalulu toodor

>>150395744
Wish granted
>McKennie renews his contract for 10 years at 12m/y

Pisa means piss in hungary

>>150395764
There's a non-0 chance that this happens

cam on piss

so can anyone explain how and why maldini is a starter for a champions league side ?

Iracy's kurp

>>150395792
Name three things that have a 100% of happening in this game

>>150395822
Nico Gonzalez in crutches

I just realized something.

Atalanta are the Tottenham of Italy.

>>150395835
Because of the cancers?

Turco's gf has dropped

>>150395822
Joao Mario cagata that leads to Parma's goal
Gatti red card after a dumb useless foul
Koopmeiners getting subbed on and doing absolutely nothing

>>150395856
No, check the /seriea/ SSS post for more information about the upcoming pitch invasion :)

>>150395851
not anymore this season they are going back to being the atalanta of italy irrelevant mid table fodder like torino cagliari etc

>>150395781
it's piscia in shitalian, not far off
i knew a guy with the surname pisciotto, trve story

>>150395822
cats 2nd yellow

BREMER

My mom and my father made some peculiar remarks about Johathan David

Based Bremerd please don't die

Scamma

Tonight, Manuel Locatelli hands us his own version of "Remember that one goal?"

SCAM CACCA

>>150395915
I'm listening...

Tudor’s teams are so shit at holding width, why am I seeing Kenan and R Kelly there with Cambiaso in the halfspace

Kelly could at least try to get himself an athletian physique

/biz/ idea: Kelly but built like Baschirotto

What does Conceicao do

David ensuring there are three parmesans between him and the ball at all times
It's been fun now give us the mongolo-vlach

>>150396010
actually run and fight for the ball until the end until the rest of them

>>150396010
Dribbles then shoots it into the stars

€11 milly annually + commission for some shitty flicks

>>150396010
Carrying Juventus

He/him spotted

>>150396010
Threatens and forces the Parma defence into choices. Won’t result into anything 8/10 but those 2 times could be gud and dangerous

Cum&Go bros!

Maldini looking spicy

>>150396010
trick midwits

2025/26 Jj season just started and we've already picked up a pro-Jj Bosnia, a Cypriot posting from the middle of the DMZ and a Canadian with pisspoor internet

>>150396049
And to add, he’s also dumb as bricks so he never stops trying

Dunno what's worse, our corners or Thuram's headers

Suzuki is the ugliest player in Serie A lol

>2025/26 Jj season
H-h-hahaha that’s a typo right? It’s only 2022…

Parma be like Nahuel Varrios Gomez passes it to Søren Kierkegaard

>>150396070
A better mercato than Jj's if you ask me

IT'S TIME TO SNAP THEM LIKE A TWIG

>>150396092
No its Modric

He’s up

>>150396070
I'm out, I can't watch 24/25 season replay

FUCK SAKE DAVID

We were one coinflip aside from having a David/Teun goal tf

>0-0
seems like I have not missed a thing

What was that lol

BASED DAVID

>>150396149
wow I never doubted you my beautiful black prince

(((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID))) (((DAVID)))

TÜRKYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YILDIZ ATATURK WOLF

DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME) DAVID (JEWISH NAME)

bretty gud dildiz

I'm not sure that was intentional from David lol

You know someone saw this squad and thought that they were good, and just needed to find the right coach

Assist.

The Zingaro would have shot that over the ball for some reason, based Iceman

>>150395586
>59 minutes
you are a fraud

Yup, it's abducted again!

Vlahovic would've already scored 4.

What the fuck Grimbiaso

>>150396240
In Next Gen

>>150396240
Imagine allegri powered Vlahovic

Grimbiaso sort yourself out

Hebrew esoterism will be the focus in all of David's edits

Kek (((they))) stole this one too

Why did Jj reject Rabiot
We need another box to box midfielder, thuram is simply shit

>>150396275
Allegri powered vlahovic was in a serious debate against haaland about who was the greatest striker in europe

Who stole what

>>150396327
Damien Comolli and my money obtained via Jj's official store

luiz adriano was a better footballer than david

>>150396341
Please understand those Azure subscriptions won't pay themself

>615 replies
erm

>>150396327
Ketty Puglisi stole my coom

Kelly Pugliese

>>150396070
just say Canadian, we all have pisspoor internet
>(((leaf))) plays like reheated ass for an hour
>accidental leg bounce gol will make him motm
Yeah he's here to stay, zingaro will be sold to bbilan, this will be fun

>sub Koopmeiners in
>midfield fucking dies

>>150396408
>zingaro will be sold to bbilan
We can't sign Croma Muani so he's gonna ride the bench all season lel

>>150396432
They scored a goal 2 minutes after he was subbed in.

Iceman & ??? ?

krstovic status: onnapitch

>>150396432
Mo it was alive

The Jj midfield has been in a coma ever since Vidal left

Big if true

Mo cypriot anon is NOT med student on vacation

>>150396460
Django

>>150396481
dey

>conceicao aggros 5 defenders
>the rest of the team still can't do shit

>>150396483
Do NOT show this chair to the Welshposter

Joao mario you beautiful bastard

Gooning to Joao Mario was NOT on my /seriea/ bingo today

>>150396483
pecorina

YOU FUCKING DWARF WHY DIDN'T YOU PASS IT
FUCKING SHITTER

Reminder high testosterone makes you more attracted to femboys and cute looking boys

Good recovery by Kurpmerder

>>150396481
dey na write so gud

yfw when we lose to cremonese, como and cagliari

Zingaro is up

>>150396647
como is fun desu

>Nico Gonzales
Just turned off my TV and unplugged central Italy from the electrical grid

ZINGARO IN
TUNE IN EVERYONE

What if David's skull was even longer ahah

A cross from mario and a goal by vlahovic I can see it….

No more goals for il canadese nero.

I Got that zingarotime, zingarotime sadness
Zi-zi-zingarotime, zingarotime sadness
Got that zingarotime, zingarotime sadness
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

>>150396683
Did I just hear him say "Juventus saabstitùscion"
The English language is a cancer

This Halamadeen might not be as good as Lookman

Lana, Lauren and Olivia the Jj-approved singers :)

*applauds*

>>150396756
I can barely speak english let alone understanding it

>Cumbiaso
What

>>150396799
Based sandking, 0 irony

wtf

Why did he do that lmao

Ligurian DNA

holy kek