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my Metsies :)

truthfully , what the f uck is up with these split bakes lately im losing my noggin

>>150381498
I didn’t see the old thread, retard Panama made it during the Yankees game the. He made another nu when they lost. Thought he deleted it.

>>150381498
People are paranoid that a Dodgerchad will bake /nu/ so they make early /nu/s to prevent it. It's a fucking mess.

>>150381525
thats because doyerpacos were making shit muncy threads

Is this /nu/ tho?

Brewers

This is the thread.

>>150381549
Better than retard Panama thread

>>150381460 (OP)
Winkies

I’m not calling him White Tyrone anymore he’s just Tyrone

>>150381576
He will appear

Based oyster.

fuck panama
this is /nu/

muncy thread in disguise

thoughts on my mariners inspired space marine?

>>150381612
muncy baker mindbroke this genny

>>150381612
nah Reckie makes doyernewfags seethe

>>150381612
Same thought tbdesu

ees dis dee bred nao?

>>150381613
cal raleigh looks like THAT?

>4th inning clay homes
ugh

>>150381613
I think that game sucks unfortunately

>>150381622
>nah Reckie makes doyernewfags seethe
Why/

>>150381604
Yeah fuck Panama, I never liked him anyways

we're here >>150373913

>>150373913
>>150373913

We need nu tho

Who are most trashy-looking players?

>>150381659
can I say jazz or will that be misconstrued as racism? otherwise, that yankees pitcher who has tattoos on his neck and the gross facial hair

Time to see what Blueballs can do again. This kid was throwing heat last time we saw him.

pena stood in the box too long watching that stay fair

previous play he was definitely pulled off the bag before receiving the ball

umpchads are fucking us good

His azzcheiks

another split bread…

>>150381686
reckercoded

>>150381681
It's Peña, pena means shame in spanish

>>150381686
>His azzcheiks
?

>>150381691
Red Sox Panama retards fault don’t post in his low effort thread

>>150381681
Yeah that play at first, he was definitely off the bag. Not sure why sleepy joe didn’t want to challenge that.

kek doyerpacos seething

>>150381698
We will recycle that thread after this one

Holiday got Bluballed

I'm confused by that sign

And now Blubaugh got blueballed back

>>150381733
I shope at Weis Markets.

If Sproat is not in the rotation and Holmes in the bullpen by next week I am going to commit a war crime.

>>150381733
Osteopathy is a pseudoscientific system of alternative medicine that emphasizes physical manipulation of the body's muscle tissue and bones. In most countries, practitioners of osteopathy are not medically trained

Does Clay Holmes actually suck eggs?

>>150381733
Everytime a 'toid says "fuck off we're full" this is what they mean

>the tiggies win again
go tiggies

I shop at Sprout's.

Which fucking thread is the real one

>>150381752
no, in america there is an actual branch of medicine called osteopathic, and they get an MD

>>150381805
the other one. this one has more replies because of spammy.

Doyers

>>150381805
You best start believing in the real thread…

>>150381784
Good to see them getting right against shitters, September will tell us more though when they have some tougher opponents

post in the other thread

>>150381835
Don't tell me what to do buttlicker

>>150381820
Spammy has not been around for months newfren

vtumors are the biggest cancer on this website (after thirdie dogs)

Pásame la hookah (¡mierda, oh, Dios!).
Que andamo' en jangueo, hoy cojo ruta (el que está borracho).
Que viva el teteo, el desacato (con las manos pa'rriba).
Vívete la vida y disfruta (¡te burlaste, Farru!).
Pásame la hookah.
Que andamo' en jangueo, hoy cojo ruta.
Que viva el teteo, el desacato.
Vívete la vida y disfruta (Fa-Fa-rru).

>>150381712
ight bet

the browns are posting in mexican on the jenny

Let's go Chadres! *Clap clap clap*

I am gay

the real talented based vtubers are on twitch, hololive and niji tubers are dogshit trash

>>150381931
most vtumor fans are low t cuckolds who can't handle the banter of racist twitch chat

just wondering if you retards will post in a single thread

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD?

nah we wont

>>150381916
Chadres

>>150382012
its ogre

>>150382012
Gonna need all that confidence boost and redemption arc for Nestor Cortes

thought teo was going to fuck it up again

we're in the other thread, morons

>>150382059
no we're not

blow gayvis thought it was gone KEK

Hit the weight room, freddie.

this is the paco WS gamethread

poopoopeepee

>Watching the FS1 broadcast
>Flashing divegrass scores from Saudi Arabia

>>150382125
yes it is like a world series game, at least the viewership is higher than that of any 2023 game

Which game(s) will you be watching tomorrow?

I dont feel so good poodrebros

feels good man

Octa.

the other thread is moving along. time to switch over.

Mets are still ahead surprisingly.

>>150382284
this

barfy doos

>>150382008
kek

is this muncy?

geno walk!

I am gay

Hold the lead and win the series!

>>150383645
it's Muncy adjacent

ugh....

we'll recycle your useless faggot thread just to be nice

>>150381460 (OP)
Meteors are feeling good! Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!!

>stealing on a lefty
That's cool

>>150383623
many of them are pedophiles and youtube probably thinks the streams are for children kek
many of the big ones like gura/saba or the dog(persumably) do a fake child voice to pander to pedophiles

tl;dr jewgle killed pedo vtumors off because it thought the audience was children lol

cutest fans

Guys, football is on. The raiders are playing the cardinals

>>150383681
too leggy

>>150383687
The Oakland Raiders are playing the St Louis Cardinals dafuq?

>>150383660
Doyerpacos seething kek!

kek doyerpacos

>>150383697
Yes! Were see a mix sports match!

DOGGIE DOOS KEK

it's over

>>150383697
I think you mean Las Vegas

Doggiedoos kek KEK!!!

>>150383726
how loud are the beat LA chants anon

doyerpacos BTFO

>>150383728
I looked up Doggie Doo and found out it's an actual game what the hell haha

lol tatis acting like they just won the world series

>>150381483
Mets :)

Insurance! We love it!

My night is ruined.

kek doyerbrowns

>>150383740
he can't hear them, he left early, trying to beat the traffic

Boegy :)

doyerpacos kek

>>150383752
Mocucko stunted on!!!

>>150383752
>concert failed to sell out
>jewgle raped vtumor views
>doyers lose
kekaroo

kek doyerpacos

>>150383741
>>150383727
No

>>150383726
Somebody make him brown

>>150383747
This IS their world series tho

Baskin Roberts trust fund team KEK

>>150383752
absolutely seething kek

>>150383665
Portraying Recker as white.

>hololive lost
>dodgers about to lose
kek

Is this like Hololive?

doggiedoos kekini

Holy fuck. Another day where every ball hit against them drops. Every ball they hit goes straight to a glove.
Season is over.

doyerpacos seething kek

SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

>>150383740
rent free, like winning the world series, when is the parade, hang the banner, etc.

>>150383802
no people who have had sex might attend that

>>150383806
>Conforto will bat cleanup tomorrow, btw
t. Roberts

Marge, I’m confused.

>Yamameatballs tomorrow
kek thanks for the sweep doyerpacos

>>150383773
why do the fundies think this is a world series game? is it because ohtani is 0 for 4?

Attaboy Cade

TIGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

This is the poodrepacos world series

>>150383822
kek

>>150383851
>>150383842

>>150383822
kek keep seething

FUND EM KEK

>>150383842
KEK!!!

Heeeeeelp! HEEEEEEEEELP!

why didnt ohtani swing hard at that?
just chipped it

>>150383842
lmao

>>150383842
Kek, it's kino!

I wonder how much gambletani made from betting against his own team kek

what happened to Ohtani? I thought he was supposed to be good?

>>150383842
shut the fuck up bitch he got hurt during that series fuck you

>>150383842
KEK

>>150383842
This is psychotic

Fundies BTFO KEK

>>150383842
kek...KEK

Springs is pitching this whole fucking game isn't he?

fuck off slum diego
we're still the defending world champs, something no team from your overrated city has ever been able to say

NL West status?

too easy. see you tomorrow doyerpacos

not like this, doggiedoos...

>>150383908
HIDDEN MICKEY!!!

>>150383842
kek… KEK!!

Good. The game is over. Gg padres. Now I can focus on handegg

good game, pads

>>150383915
ur mom's a hidden mickey

Finally, after Umps fucking us and shitty lineups, we FINALLY win a series. Now let's return the favor and sweep dem doggy doo turds. GG doyers. See you tomorrow for the sweep :3

Hang the banners again for one more day

imagine not leading your division kek

LFG!!

This team is fucked and deserves to not win the division

paul blackburn LOL

>>150383908
LA may have better sports teams but San Diego is objectively a better city by all other metrics. Like holy fuck imagine actually living in LA, disgusting

>>150383842
Doyerqueers fucking seething lmao

doyerpaco seething status?

>>150383946
the SFV clears slum diego

>>150383909
Padres leading the division. Billion dollar payroll? Second place. Seething fan-bases? CHECK CHECK CHECK. SD/LA in NLCS would be kino.

>>150383842
kek!

>>150383842
This is incane!!

>>150383842
Based Ippei phoneposting from his cell

even my wife who knows fuck all about baseball thinks the padres are cringe lol
gg poodres, see you tomorrow

>>150383928
Not so fast Paco.

>>150383959
nice cherry picking kek

We are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.

Attaboy Buschie

>>150383979
shut the fuck up i bet you were a special ed kid

>>150383946
>San Diego is objectively a better city by all other metrics.

why do dodgers fans and padres fans call each other paco? theyre both brown teams

>>150383973
>i-it's cringe
Crying_Wojak.png

>>150383973
this is cringe kek

attabuschie

Apologize to Kyle Tucker

>>150383842
>shut the fuck up bitch he got hurt during that series fuck you

>>150383979
kek

>>150383973
This dude sends his wife wojaks

>>150383998
>OH NO, I HAVE TO PAY $10/HR TO PARK MY CAR ON THE STREET WHEN SURFACE LOTS ARE CHARGING $50+ DURING PADRES GAMES? WHATEVER WILL I DO?

FUNDIES KEK AHAHHAA FUNDIES SEETHING RIGHT NOW

>>150383979
Are you a Disney adult?

TUCK’EM!

>>150383973
>texting your '''''wife'''''
you guys going through a lil trial separation?

Can I have Jeremiah Estrada dad?

>bruh dodgers are so cooked. what are /mlb/ saying?
>''ohtani ohtani ohtani''

We are so back

Padres finally getting their get back, ya love to see it. Good times to be had here in downtown

>>150383998
>not taking the trolley
kek cant do that at the latrine

>>150384042
Cram it, fundie!

Tucker looks like a completely different player. It’s kino! Pvre kino! And sovl!

>>150383973
Why do Dodgers posters type sound like children I see "fweddie" here all the time

>>150383977
time to update this :^)

Tucker looks like a completely different player. It’s kino! Pvre kino! And sovl!

lmao there's a /vt/umor niggermod watching /sp/
kill yourself you utter niggersubhuman
you absolute niggermongrel

Are any of you going to this in Houston September 21-27?
https://gaysoftballworldseries.com/

Baskin freakin' Roberts. 'Nuff said!

>>150384068
>Why do Dodgers posters type sound like children I see "fweddie" here all the time
that's how spics communicate

CADE'EM!

>>150384068
You're responding to a guy who plays house with his wojaks, that should say more than enough about his mental state

CADE’EM!

Are the Angels a serious franchise?

>>150384029
Are you not?

>>150383842
>>150383979
This is Satanic

RANDY FUCKS YA

>>150384086
I'll be there

>lose to poodres
>seethe about assturds
fundies are hilarious

>>150384161
Brutal kek

I could be wrong but I think Cadester might be running out of gas, he’s working so fast and he’s thrown a lot of 94mph fastballs tonight

Nibba...

>>150384165
Kek, it's kino!

Overwatch stadium.

Guys, football is on

>>150384169
>tonight
this inning*
Whoopsies

>>150384122
literally me

>"oh boy this mariners athletics game looks close, maybe I'll tune in to one of the broadcasts."
>Both have women in the booth, one of whom is doing the play-by-play

>>150384179
HECKIN!

>>150384204
then listen to the one not doing the play-by-play, or listen to music, jesus

>replacing Springs when he's at like 75 pitches
A's why is Kotsay retarded?

sit the FUCK down!!!
Have a night Cade!

get it done Ms

>>150384099
Holy freakin crap Lois

>>150384204
if you watch on mlb tv, you can choose the radio broadcasts for audio

why do poodrepacos talk so much shit after winning against the Dodgers? Dodgers fans will for a bit but poodrepacos keep yapping like an annoying chihuahua

>>150384183
What's "football", precious? What's "football"?

>>150384235
weirdest falseflag I've seen yet

>>150384239
he means there's MLS

Cade would have fit in really well with the 2016 rotation with guys like Arrieta Lester and Lackey

>>150384235
chihuahua‘s is their minor league team

>>150384227
Kek, it's kino!

>>150384235
>>150384259
There's no way that's a real team.

Attaboy Big Red!
Attaboy Nico!

*gulps*
*turns head to camera*
I think the Cubs might be back bros…

>>150384260
cheezerts…

Go Padres :)

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

>>150384290
I can see my section :)

Attaboy Dano

playing project zomboid

>>150384290
would fuck both

>>150384290
>nose piercing
literally why do white women do this? take notes of the girl on the left and stop looking like a whore

piercies fuck ya!

>>150384290
White roastie cunts? Where’s my vomit bucket..

>>150384235
>>150384259
>>150384266
What did I do to deserve this?

>>150384301
'boids dying out?

>>150384322
you know it ;)
problem is their non-existent birthrate

>>150384281
Amazing play until the squeeze, I wonder if he woulda had it if the wall didn't buckle so much

>>150384321
Whosaguhboy! *pats head*

poodres lol

LMAO LOOK AT THE SEETHE

>>150384321
being the OG California Angels

>>150384333
didn't this image use to say 2-8?

>>150384335
KEK FUNDIES BTFO

Tfw the dodgers discord is feuding with the padres cord…
While the rest of us normal stand up citizens suffer…
Sigh…

Good to have him back.

nice catch Robles
lets go Ms

>>150384309
What's wrong with dating women with piercings and tattoos all over her body?

>>150384344
and at most it will say 5-8

>>150384321
let the big dogs alone!

>>150384363
girls with tats and piercings are the only girls who like me so fuck it, beggars can't be choosers

>>150384344
It used to say 6-7

Enjoy being on top for 24 hours Poodrepacos. Yamamoto has been pretty good against your team.

>>150384377
no one cares doyerpaco

>>150384363
the sandlot doesn't feature any pierced or tattooed women afaik

>>150384363
Nothing

Iconic photo

>>150384388
THAT'S NUTS NIGGA

>>150384227
Get off /sp/ Seth. No one cares about your retarded misspelled meme. You tried this shit on /tv/ to no avail. Give it up.

gerrit cole kek

>>150384366
actually 7-8 when they beat them in the wild card

>>150384333
*dabs*

>>150384335
This is rather unbecoming for the official MLB account to post, no? Really showing their bias.

>>150384392
Cram it, fundie!

I think tiktok, mr. beast, and labubus suck.

I fucking LOVE The Sandlot!

>>150384333
*dabs again*(but this time with image attached)

what does he do?

>nudoyerfags seething at the thought of not being first place in their division for 24 hours
BAU BAU

Victor welcome back slap!

>>150384412
Hello? Based department! I’d like to report someone!

>>150384392
Cram it, fundie!

>>150384412
this but unironically

>>150384386
Show me that same body in 25 years.

hows that parade coming along?

>>150384427
A 50 year old is less attractive than a 25 year old?
Fuck you make a good point…

>>150384401
>poodrepacos don't know how win-loss records are recorded

>>150384375
A BARBERSHOP HAIRCUT THAT COSTS A QUARTER

>>150384427
If she looks like shit in 25 years what would the tattoos matter

>>150384444
checked

>>150384377
kys

>>150384444
Wastiedoos chek!

>>150384416
that'll be 700 million sir, no refunds

>>150384416
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

There's been 4 straight postseasons with an NL West matchup and playoff series was won by the team who lost the regular season series

>>150384416
>-1 fps
>1 fps
This nigga needs to upgrade his gpu da fuck

How could this happen

>Stankees and Doyers both got gaped today
I'm gonna sleep good tonight lads.

>>150384485
the trust is busted doggiesisters :(

>>150384484
Mouse 'em!

>>150384485
lol

>>150384485
it's 17-25 now

Siri are the doyerpacos seething?

>>150384485
stinkyyyyy

>>150384431
Fun fact: since Dodgers fans started doing their yearly takeovers in San Diego starting in 2022, they've lost every single game on that day.

>>150384485
Doyers are unamerican

mariners ACE reliever eduard bazardo

>>150384485
this is unjust

>>150384484
why are they so obsessed Chadrebros?

>>150384534
we're laughing aty your poverty ringlesss franchise

>>150384377
Technically it wouldn't be 24 hours since it's an afternoon game tomorrow

>>150384538
Ah yes, beautiful Petco Park

>>150384553
>shitco park
>beautiful
dodger stadium mogs it so hard

>/mlb/ thread is just the same retards saying their team and "Doyers"
Three true outcomes baseball has killed any discussion about it.

Friendly reminder there have been more ALCS games played at petco park than NLCS games

>>150384565
the latrine is an absolute shithole

>>150384568
PFMA

>>150384588
shitco has no history and no soul
dodger stadium has both of those things
stay mad

cool appearance andres, now maybe someone walks off?

>>150384596
*cuts you off in the parking lot from Hell*
Oops! Gonna scooch right by ya!

>>150384568
The Three Represents
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Represents

>>150384596
doyer stadium will be a Spirit halloween in October kek

extras in Seattle

>>150384634
Slurp 'em!

mane hold up anons got too much lean in his cup

Okay, it's time to direct my San Diegan energy for SDFC. Hope they clinch a playoff spot!

[vv] CUBS WIN!
gg ‘gels cya tmrw

total doyerpaco and stankedoo death

>>150384658
The San Diego Firefighters Charity is a great cause.

[vv]
gg angels see ya tomorrow

>>150384416
wins mvp

Whoa a bat just flew in front of my tv.

>>150384674
schwarber's likely gonna win it if 0-4tani keeps stinking it up

Honestly when Ohtani's on the mound he shouldn't have to field his position. The man works hard enough, IMO

Dat tummy on the Mariner fan cutie

>>150384690
there is no way Tucker is winning MVP

>>150384690
don't be retarded

>>150384416
sells merchandise to the global south

>>150384714
suck my farts, ohtani fucking sucks when the lights are on him

>>150384697
Mariners bro, we gonna need to gain some wins on you now that we don't have shitters in our lineup. You can have the Vedder cup regular season, I want the division.

>>150384695
No that bum should move to RF like in Japan.

>>150384734
We're leaving heroin in the dugout, help yourself.

>>150384726
i don't give a fuck, retard. just stop coping.

walklanco

>>150384751
>just stop coping.
ironic

the dodgers have been losing on purpose for entertainment purposes

STOP BUNTING

sick bunt bro

>my mariners are going right into the dads buzzsaw after this
no... NO, MY WILDCARD SPOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm a Yankee fan that was initially rooting for the A's here but now want them to blow it because fuck the Yankees after losing to fucking Boston for the 8th straight time

what a bunt
classic shitners

IT WASN'T THAT BAD WE WILL WIN

I just got mindfucked by the slurve for 9 innings, am I retarded? Why can't I adjust to it?

this ump fucking sucks

>>150384797
The trick is to expect it when it’s coming and then hit it really far

That was a double play ball, M's bailed out

That feeling when you almost tie the game in the 8th with a two run bomb but it hooks foul by 1.9ft.

so whats the rule here
you have to grip the ball completely or not?

>>150384814
Foulout coming up.

>>150384759
>be mutt
>don't understand the meanning of irony
i'm not even a fan of ohtani or dodgers. he's gonna win mvp almost 100% unless he gets injured soon.

Kek marinsaars

>>150384823
>he's gonna win mvp
me when im a jap retard

>>150384823
ohtani is a bitch

what a silly little bumble

>>150384823
Hiroshima

>>150384825
you are just being a jingoistic retard. that's sad as fuck.

>>150384823
>I'm not even a fan of ohtani or dodgers
lol

frogniggas keep it alive

>>150384841
Alejandro

>>150384764
so true

>>150384841
>you are just being a jingoistic retard
nothing wrong with that

>>150384848
no that one is a regular here

And the Manures lose!

A's win

gg A's it's over for these frauds

kek maridoos

gg Marinersbros

>>150384823
Tell the shogun and the emperor I did my best T-T

>>150384843
i'm actually not but you guys can't even admit it so you guys literally can't win an argument here

tell me one team in the al that has a chance of beating my mariners is a 7 game series

cal raleigh: best season by a catcher ever. mvp favorite.
jose rodriguez: 5 tool superstar
eugeno suarez: on pace for 50 home runs. one of the best power hitters in the league.
randy arozarena: underrated, gritty player who comes up clutch and has playoff experience and an ALCS mvp
josh naylor is an also an elite bat
crawford is a gold glove shortstop who can hit too
that is SIX very dangerous bats in the lineup
woo and gilbert are both cy young level pitchers

and with munoz and bazardo we have the best bullpen in the league

/mlb/ will seethe but its true nobody can refute any of this

I think the Mariners SUCK!

>>150384879
>loses to As
kek

Imagine the rangers catching up lol fuck both of them though

it's really astonishing to see how americans go full retarded ape mode when a jap outperforms americans
even japs aren't this insecure

>memeiners
lol LOL

jap anon do be spittin'

>>150384879
brewers/phillies/padres/cubs/dodgers/mets/reds/astros/blue jays/tigers/red sox/yankees

>>150384875
I believe you. Why do you not like Ohtani and the Dodgers?

Very cool As, very cool

>>150384893
>nooooooo you can’t just make jokes about ohtani like that you retarded American apes!!!
yea maybe head on back to plebbit

>>150384879
this was pretty good oc when it was posted ngl

BREAKING: Colorado Rockies officially eliminated from playoff contention.

Petco Park has yet to host one of these theme nights.

>>150384931
its rockover....

>>150384879
i like brash more than bizzaro

Fuck my ass pls

>>150384931
It’s not lookin good rockiebros

>>150384931
THIS IS THE DODGERS WORLD SERIES

>>150384919
why would I? I'm unironically pretty neutral when it comes to MLB. should all americans in new york be a fan of aaron judge because he's doing well? you don't need to be a fan of him or yankees to argue he's probably gonna win mvp

Awesome, SDFC clinched. Now to win the whole damn thing. Wished they extended Milan man.

>>150384978
>should all americans in new york be a fan of aaron judge because he's doing well?
in an ideal world, yes

>>150384978
>should all americans in new york be a fan of aaron judge because he's doing well?
You understand why that doesn't make sense right?

>>150384978
>to argue he's probably gonna win mvp
jew york bias

yes, ohtani is MVP

>>150384931
Trust the process

>>150384927
>dude we are so retarded pathetic jingoistic monkeys obseesed with one player because he's jap and does better than my favorite player but it's just a joke
thank god

Dad chads are all getting their dicks sucked tonight, feels good man

These two are leading their conferences.

None of the top 3 in payroll are even leading their own divisions after today

>>150385016
Neither of those two are gonna reach the world series

>>150385016
we call them leagues in baseball fren

>>150384987
why? I don't like ohtani more than other japs like kikuchi, senga, yoshida, seiya, darvish, etc , just because he's doing better and makes more money

>>150385030
I've figured it out. You're not really Japanese

>>150384931
jokes on you. we can finally focus on fucking manass instead of playing baseball you dtupid bitch

>>150385022
I guess we'll see
>>150385026
Yeah I been posting in cfb most of the day, my bad lol

>>150384996
>>150385006
>stops stealing bases after the memevp season
>gets shelled by the rockies
>goes 0fer in the most important series
>hits a garbage time home run in a loss
I guess he’s most valuable revenue wise, maybe you can ask the BBWAA to consider that aspect

Why do Dodger fans say shit like Bro this is their world series, but do stupid shit like marching in opposing teams stadiums like an horde of Orkz gathering up for an great WAAAAGGHHH

throw me a freaking bone

>>150385057
Tell me, who are the current defending World Champs?

Ohtani doesn't deserve to win it but he will. anyone who argues this is just wasting time, just get over it. The award is meaningless when he's playing. I imagine this is what the nba is like

>>150385069
Ohtani is going to win it because he's currently the best baseball player in the world.
#fact

>>150385006
What’s a jingoist?

>>150384931
I said it first here >>150383134 and no one acknowledged me. :(

>>150385073
Where is his no hitter?

Please fuck my ass. Yes, all of you.

>>150385073
He's definitely a top 5ish hitter right now for sure and I think he could be a good closer

>>150385039
blame pca and schwarber having worse ops

>>150385086
*fucks your ass first*
enjoy my sloppy seconds losers!

>>150385079
Panamabro got straight to the point. You started off with a meaningless sentence that, at the time, made me stop reading the rest of the post.

>>150385076
look in the mirror

Cubbies!

Tired: Ohtani will not win MVP
Wired: Ohtani left the AL to duck Judge and MVPfarm the NL (Start doing this)

Cade Horton lookin solid

>>150385065
They ain't defending shit right now. You guys definitely cheated last year. I'm look forward for Ohtani arrest and Friedman allegations WS tampering last year.

>>150385081
>>150385091
Name another player that is batting AND pitching at the major league level. Exactly.

>>150385095
Are you slow and lazy?

>>150384939
Personally, I don't think the Padres need to desecrate their field with this kind of thing

>>150385096
I still don’t follow

>>150385116
Every starting pitcher in the NL until 2021, big whoop

>>150385124
bleak

>>150385105
I’ve been saying since last year MLB forced the NL DH so ohtani could go to the dodgers like he always wanted to do. The Toronto shit was an obvious false flag. He and the dodgers were both desperate for a ring to the point he let them defer $680M of his contract to buy players lmao.

i presonally unironically think ohtani shoud just say fuck america and go back to japan if he really cares about other japs
the funny thing is ohtani/japan haters in the us would welcome that too

>>150385057
You’ll never be white, 2poo

>>150385179
There's a ton of baseball fans that don't really give a shit about Ohtani. It may not seem this way because you come here looking to bitch and whine about muh jingoism.

If this team were serious about winning a World series, they would phantom IL Yuki Matsui, bring up either Alek Jacob or Francis Peña, switch closer jobs and put Arraez in the 9th hole. Also O'Hearn needs to be playing everyday. No excuses. Also Tatis Jr stops worry about his babies mama and lawsuit and start hitting Dingers then truly this is a force to be reckoned with.

>>150385206
>There's a ton of baseball fans that don't really give a shit about Ohtani
who said there aren't, retard-kun?
>It may not seem this way because you come here looking to bitch and whine about muh jingoism.
no, i just come here to kill some time but every time i point out how retarded you are, you would reply in an even more retarded way

>>150385226
Babe, come to bed. We’re fucking on the padres sheets tonight ;)

>>150385250
didn't read yellow pencil dick dog eater

enter.... STANKEEDOOM

>>150385260
i know it doesn't matter for retarded mutts but japs don't eat dogs

dog sushi so yummy

>>150385226
I think Tatis genuinely has the fear. Gotta believe his shoulder is still bothering him or something and he doesn't want to aggravate it cause he's completely taken the power out of his swings. Unfortunately I think Shildt is too much of a pussy to tell Arraez he's moving down the order but at least he does seem to be warming to O'Hearn, absolutely insane they wasted him for so long

>>150385276
kek dog eater

>>150385275
27 rings stfu!

>>150385285
>>150385294
stop insulting korean culture pls. they are your brothers.

no doggu meat? why rive

Ohtani is not a real pitcher if he doesn't bunt #facts

Shut up ‘toids

to be fair to the japanese they're better than 'ics in literally every way

>>150385313
redneck mutts being unable to be racist properly is hilarious

‘toids dying out

It would definitely fuck with my psyche if 4chan created an insult to accuse americans of being a person of my race lol

>>150385364
exprain

>>150384893
>team sport
>"my one japanese person mogs the entire sport!"
>0-4 0-4 0-4 0-4
are you going to cry when your other jap proceeds to throw meatballs right down the middle tomorrow and give up 4 runs?

>>150385086
Who makes these posts?

im watching liga mx on univision, go dodgers!

Let’s take it easy on the ass fuckies

>WE PURIDO OURSERUFU ON THOUSANDU YEARO RONGU TURADITIONSU
>PUREASO FAKKU OUR WAIFU GAIBIGGUKOKKUJIN

these generals really do just turn into /pol/ threads once the games are over for the night, huh?

>marlins took the blue jays into the 12th inning today
How did I miss this?

/pol/ em!

Shut up ‘toids. Plus birthrates

‘toid em

>>150385494
because no one cares about the Blue Jays

PFMA

>>150385425
man, just read the thread

>>150385585
>>150385484

>>150385484
>>150385598
>gets btfo
>starts spamming /pol/ garbage that has nothing to do with sports
classic

>doyers lose
>latrinos seethe in /mlb/
Like clockwork

>>150385645
But the other Latino won

>lukewarm /int/ banter
>"GO BACK TO /pol/ REE!1!"

marinsaars kek

Kyle Freakin' Tucker. He's back. HE JUST IS

>>150385683
tbqh its been getting old now with alejandra chikaner shitting up the genny the past weeks

/nu/

>>150385714
>>150385714
>>150385714

/nu/

>>150385683
don't you understand you are the one acting like /int/ nigger and it's not much different from /pol/?

>>150385646
>>150385646

>>150385720
I've only been posting about baseball in this thread before this.

>>150385723
sorry bakespie cucked you with an early thread. scumbag move if you ask me...

>>150385727
my bad

americans are by far the worst sports fans though

>>150385753
sports fans are insufferable no matter the country

>>150384913
Sounds about right.