Thread 150382741

sunshine edition

go to afl.com for the fixture champ

Big 300th for Zorko.

Leigh Matthews rule remains in play

Dockers surely cannot let this one slip. Would be the most epic choke of all time.

KEK Libba you fucking plebocrat.

MAGNETS ACTIVATED

Lads, Murphy just posted

Dogs gonna run out of time

It's done.

Dogs should have been playing with this energy earlier. And Darcy just whiffed the goal

why did the dogs suddenly start playing well when they were 7 goals down
they might have won if they had played like this earlier

Uhhhhhhh fred bros???????????

>>150386535
Freo is tired. A lot harder to chase

>>150386535
It's high risk. You risk getting blown out if Freo gets the ball.

Effectively pulling the goalie in hockey/soccer.

Done and dusted.

Finals for Fred

wew

truffle butter with my steak tonight

I'M SORRY MISS JACKSON
I AM FREOOOO

Find it bizarre the commentators were acting like some massive comeback was on. The Bulldogs have followed this exact script several times this season where they stage a fake comeback.

>>150386559
Crispo

Ladder positions should be decided by percentage not games won/lost/drawn, as that gives a better indication of performance across a season.

>>150386562
They're in broadcasting. They want people to keep watching.

lel

>>150386562
this >>150386569
but i agree
i feel like they've done this fake comeback to make it look like it's not a blowout a bunch of times

>>150386567
>Flat trackers' cope

>>150386382
They actually did.
But wasn't enough.

>>150386572
can't say i know the feeling

>>150386572
Fuck this jew.

>>150386572
must be nice

This result doesn't matter, Gold Cunts will choke on Wednesday.

>>150386580
They only kicked 6 and didn't stop Dockers kicking more. Needed 7 unanswered.

Crispola. Fuck the bulldogs.

FREO HEAVE HO
FREO HEAVE HO
FREO OH HEAVE HO
FREO HEAVE HO

>>150386586
>home final doesn't matter

>>150386605
1932 dzhilong moment

>>150386596
If Darcy wasn't a spud then they would've.

>>150386605
has to be a record

what's the highest % a team ever had and didn't make finals?

>>150386572
what was his name m8 haha!

>>150386613
Yeah and if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle.

Heave ho unna

longmuir is a unit wtf almost as tall as jackson

>>150386621
geelong in 1932, had 139.7% and the best percentage and still finished six points outside of finals kek

>>150386625
Depends how many wheels she had.

>>150386634
true would've been based

>3 goals down one minute to go, finals on the line
>dumb whores in crowd smiling

I guess you win as long as nobody sees you upset

Damn, I'm hungry.

>>150386650
Drink some water.

See you lads next time. Thanks for a great season

so long doggies glad I don't have to think about you again until next year

gc will lose

>>150386653
Been drinking it all day. It's dinner time but I want to eat my dinner with the Lions game.

love seeing teams lose when they have the same or more scoring shots

>>150277540
westfield tuggerah

>>150386680
>14.13 to 17.10
true
fred probably kicked half those points in the last too

Liftfags, am I missing something? 20kg weight plates at kmart are $55, but everywhere else is like $80+ for the same thing?
https://www.kmart.com.au/product/20kg-weight-plate-42974536/

kek fuck y'all saying fred would choke heave ho UNNA

>>150386572
never knew andrew G was a jew

>>150386694
Not oly plates, I reckon.

>>150386694
Lifting like other NPC consumerist hobbies such as dressing your cucktruck up in 4x4 gear and fishing is all about advertising.

>>150386694
Kmart sells everything comparatively cheaper than the competition. Their margins are smaller but they move a lot more stock.

blud think he the ceo of kmart

>>150386769
>Wins their last game of the season

>>150386756
Do you think their business model is a well guarded secret or something?

>>150386772
I wouldn't hold my breath

>>150386773
The onus of burden is on you

>Rankine has fled to Russia
KEK

>Australia - 431/2 (Over 50/50)
Last time Australia scored anything like that (434) against South Africa they lost.

dishwasher steak for dindins

>>150386792
>The onus of burden is on you
Do you want to try that one again?

>>150386798
Here's your pitch, bro.

>>150386799
Crisp Adam Goodes.

dinner time

>>150386818
Was this the type of cake Jonno Patton ran down and started eating in celebration after he nutted in his 100th different woman?

Test

Do you guys like sports

hahhahha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>150386851
I like soccer for the kits, history, and fan culture

>>150386619
it is

Only if bane is winning

i like water sport iykwim haha

i think they should make the finals top 9 this year. they can play 8v9 during the bye week. it would be fairer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zD1LM8E-y8&t=35s

>>150386799
cooked a pork roast but I've got no one to share it with so I've got 3 lunches and a dangerous spike in cholesterol because the crackling won't be any good reheated

>>150386888
crisp me

>>150386875
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

Cat status?

>>150386906
I live alone and cook roasts but I love getting meals for the new few days.
>the crackling won't be any good reheated
Separate the crackling from the meat when you carve up the leftovers. Reheat the crackling at high heat in the oven.

Eating a huge bowl of veggies (~800 g worth of a bunch of things) with olive oil and tofu again

crackling is reddit

>>150386938
t. never had good crackling

stop calling things i like "reddit"

>>150386938
Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

>>150386936
>Eating a huge bowl of veggies
This is so reddit

>>150386611
Crisp stats autists

Btw check the dons Points For iykwim

>>150386936
>tofu
crisp soiboi

>>150386694
standard barbells, not olympic

>>150386934
>Reheat the crackling at high heat in the oven.
Huge waste of electricity. Get an air fryer.

>>150386944
cracking

>>150386953
kek bodied that boomer faggot

>>150386934
too late, my heart is already screaming

Would you rather play crows at home or Geelong at the g week one of finals?

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-tan work boots
-meat pies
-crackling

>>150386946
>>150386954
Sorry. I am an athlete, gotta eat clean.

yea fuck crackling, overrated unhealthy dogfuck

>>150386995
I'd just be happy to be playing. Hopefully it'd be a fun game, played in good spirits that people enjoy watching.

>>150386953
Wrestling is so fucking gay

>>150387000
I do every single one of these

>>150386995
Crows because they're frauds

>>150387021
so true

this stuff is amazing

>>150387000
-owns a boat but doesn't fish
FTFY

time for a walk then watching the footy when i get back

Business idea: what does the fox say song but make it what does the cat say

>>150387036
why are you eating hand cream you fucken idiot?

Heard Caesar took himself to the vet after that performance.

Will this game be better than freo dogs?

>>150387061
Already done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPMPvAPiy3g

>>150387071
lol
>>150387072
should be more of an arm wrestle
freo dogs was mostly fred winning handily then dogs back a bit at the end

>>150387073
I dont know how to feel about that

Hope hawks don’t play like shit & it’s not just a country roads sing along

>>150387087
That requires a sober Charlie

>>150387087
>>150387092
COUNTRY RO-ACK

Lads, Charlie just posted

holy fuck shitbane are AWFUL

told ya kek

Weddle comes back during finals right? Also why thread dead

Lads, Zac just posted

Why do Essendon have two games in one round? Are the AFL retarded?

Brisbane dominating. Roaches lucky they're shanking it.

cameron should retire eoy rather than make fagan start dropping him
embarrassing way to go out
>>150387126
yes

>>150387126
yeah they postponed a game because of a little wind

any enterprise members left in here?

the gf just ran off to the toilets all of a sudden after that goal

howie is so horny for chol

Got so drunk and embarrassed myself last night how do I deal with this feeling

Chol molester

>>150387145
based micksperg

>>150387145
you build a bridge and you get over it

Dear is a gun mark

>>150387145
Swear at yourself every time you think back on it

>>150387145
*crack*
*siiiip*
ahhhh, yeah ya know it'll come out in the wash eh

when's the brownlow again

>>150387158
Those are some low hanging boobs.

my opinion of browns has never been lower

>>150387174
that's the way i like em

>>150387175
Crisp

need brisbane to get up to remove that unsightly run of 64 point teams, a 66 in there will be much more pleasant on the eye

Will we get a quarter without goal songs?

Chol buck breaking the lions

>>150387189
reckon aflw is more your speed fella iykwim haha

unfortunately i have to cheer for hawthorn

Wizard is so fucking based

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150387145
Eventually life will deal you distractions and events to make you forget. You will eventually get intrusive thoughts about whatever it is your embarrassed by during a lull and you'll bite your tongue or grip your steering wheel very hard and groan a bit. Only happens when you're by yourself though so don't worry.

Ash Riddell has equaled the AFLW disposal record with 43 disposals.

Sam Day used to be in my U16 basketball team. Fair to say our paths diverged significantly

bad kicking IS bad football

>>150387239
Sexy legs

>>150387145
meth is the answer.

>>150387239
ol boxhead they call her

what does
>WNF
stand for?

>>150387239
Most masculine skull on a woman I’ve ever seen

>>150387239
squarer head than ollie wines kek

>>150387253
wednesday night footy

Brisbane should be up by 50 desu. This has been an absolute demolishing (everywhere but the scoreboard).

Lads, Sam just posted

>>150387239
>>150387254
Ollie wines lookin Roblox skin minecraft Steve looking ahh

>>150387261
you must be fun at parties

>>150387241
Im posting on 4chan while Sam is posting at the Gabba

grim

If it were 8.0 this game would be boring as fuck

>>150387272
i do some pretty good impressions hehe

BLACKED RAW

Every team should try getting a super dark forward. They kick goals and excite the ladies.

I've seen enough, both these teams will make finals.

>>150387272
one of the most ridiculous retorts of all time it's so shit

>>150387284
nah i reckon
see you blokes next sunday ay

If Hawthorn win, there's a good chance Freo face Brisbane at home again, then Pies at the G, then Adelaide in Adelaide.

The fucked this is, they can easily beat Collingwood and Adelaide but Lions have them pegged.

What a September we're in for lads!

>Charlie Cameron injured
It's over. Brisbane win once he's subbed off.

>>150387292
a september.... to remember

Brisbane lost to the crows because they kicked 0.8 in the last qtr and lost by less than a goal.

Maybe they should try kicking more goals instead of points??????????

Can not wait to have a wank tonight, gonna be kino

>fred won
>roaches winning
this is worst case scenario

Hmmm?

>>150387296
They've already lost Eric Hipwood, you wouldn't want to lose Charlie Cameron as well

>>150387316
relax, there's no way hawthorn win this

>>150387319
>They've already lost Eric Hipwood
Not Hipwood. NOT HIPWOOD!

Business Idea: Geelong v Hawthorn Grand Final

>>150387317
>fred beating crows at adelaide oval
KEK

>>150387317
>Freo beating Banes
Did you miss last week?

>>150387319
>They've already lost Eric Hipwood
ah so that's who i saw being bundled into the divvy van out the front

Remember Fremantle's performance in the first half of the 2013 Grand Final?

>>150387330
WILL happen, retard.
>>150387331
Unlikely but if Cameron is out, who knows.

>>150387317
The only team I don’t want the pies to face is GWS. All other teams can smack them around

>>150387329
I called it last year but I actually meant this year

Brisbane going to drop their accuracy rating after this one

>>150387350
>collingwood

on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way

>>150387350
>North are accurate an are shit
>Iggs are inaccurate and are shit
Interesting

>>150387350
>Fraudpups leading a list
Cool, a useless list

>Ducked
>Free
>Goal
So it begins.

'Za and 'Ty

>>150387357
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iSOpzG8VEfs

>>150387367
'rsip

I don't care if North played well a few times this year, they still finished below fucking Essendon on the ladder. Joke club.

I was always too gentle to play football, too timid

>>150387361
ping me when it's
>15.9

>misso made chocolate brownies
>we dont have any ice cream

>Pat McAffee wearing Lions gear
Piesbros...

fun fact. nathan buckley has never won a premiership

>>150387389
You don't need ice cream with chocolate brownies

>>150387392
He won one with Port Adelaide

>>150387392
>sanfl premerships don't count
Objectively correct

>>150387392
Not so fast!

chol is MY nigga

we are the legends from /pol/
we hate mabior chol

>>150387392
He's still playing? Give it up unc

I'm anti cream on brownies. Only the weak need to dilute the flavour or the texture

Fun fact. I never watched the 2018 Grand Final. Everyone says it was so heckin epic but I'll never watch it.

>>150387239
Opened this picture and had a good laugh. Must be suffering to be this ugly and weird looking, knowing everybody laughs at you behind your back just because of your face. lol

who?

Fun fact: Marshall fell over

>>150387239
must be embarrassing seeing sheezel do the wilt pose and trying to piggyback off him

>>150387416
Global phenomenon Pat McAfee

>>150387416
IF you were on alf during locky D

THEN you would know who this is

>>150387416
Some BSA who pretends to watch our sport

Lmao shut the fuck up you worthless cunt.

>>150387418
imagine if marshall, ambrose, walsh and joel garner all played on the same team

Probably would’ve switched it off if missbane were kicking straight

Brownies are shit cookies are way better

is flagmantle back on the cards then

>>150387434
They're missing it in his honour

What's a corky?

the lions sure have some plebocratic music taste

>>150387436
My 7plus is behond m8, no spoilers

>>150387443
a thing they used to put in the top of wine bottles but they dont really use them anymore

why is watson blue?

Wild to me that Death Grips is in a KFC ad

Choc top for dessert

>>150387451
idk but steven may

>>150387451
to get to the other side

>>150387454
for real? which ad? ive not seen it

and respected by our foes

>>150387456
Based Straffo at the movies

A koom would be the funniest result

that was low man

Did you guys know of that raja Jackson guy before today

>>150387428
He looks extremely short.

Lohman I told you to shave those sideburns!

>>150387472
Rampage is a famous MMA fighter anon.

>>150387461
Oh wait, its Genesis Owusu, all nog music sound the same

mabior vs the lions kek

>>150387475
He's not though

Need some COUNTRY ROADS or SWEET CAROLINE haha

oh dear

>>150387483
Wouldn't mind Mabior vs the missus

>>150387296
saves fagan having to drop him lmao he's been cooked all year
time to retire, small forwards drop off hard

>>150387454
>>150387481
no idea how you get that song mixed up with death grips lol. when death grips was in westworld that blew my mind

imagine if dear played on lord

>>150387475
nah just juiced to the gills. welcome to america and its pharmaceuticals.

I'M THE WIZ AND NOBODY BEATS ME

Why is McAffee going for Lions now? Do they have a seppo playing for them?

>>150387330
fred spanked adelaide earlier in the year lol, seems like a good matchup for them
>>150387331
i don't think they beat brisbane though

>>150387480
Never watched the sport, was his son a well known figure before this event though I mean

The depth perception of these umpires is really fucked. Too many kicks clearly 15 not paid

>>150387506
They're all drunk off four x because they thought the game was gonna start at 4

westworld is to game of thrones what the wire was to the sopranos

>>150387494
or on the same team
DEAR... LORD

COUNTRY ROAD. Charlie lifting them to the finals.

>>150387504
Not super well known but he features on rampages streams and had a few semi viral clips recently.

zac bailey drops his head just like half the lions side, both the ashcrofts, lohman, etc, they can't win otherwise. it's pathetic really

>>150387515
Westworld dropped off hard after S1. GoT was good until around S4.

That was a very embarrassing moment for our country.

STFU YOU PLASTIC CUNTS

SOVL

fraudthorn

>0.8 -> 5.9
>5.1
Good kicking is good football.

Rigged game desu
Rip Mitchell

>>150387529
Based Olympic breakdancing judge

>>150387536
What bout bad kicking?

COUNTRY RO-ACK

>>150387503
>fred spanked adelaide earlier in the year lol
in perth and in round 7, by 18 points.

Crows have only lost 1 game at home all year in round 5. Freo will not be beating them in Adelaide.

>>150387542
Bad football I'm afraid.

>>150387515
Nah. The wire was a good show, it just wasn't as good as the sopranos. West world literally has one season that was good and it wasn't that good.

I didnt like Slopranos that much to be honest, it was good but not great

>>150387357
What sort of single female lives alone in a multi bedroom house?

Hawks out first final?

First time watching Bane this year desu, do they still have Leppitsh?

>>150387553
nah he retired in 2006

>>150387539
which one
>>150387545
flattering, i remember that game freo let them get 3-4 in the last 10min it wasn't actually that close
at adelaide oval might make a difference i grant you that

>>150387541
>has a literal PhD in breakdancing
>gets the lowest score
What did Dr. Gunn mean by this?

>>150387550
A boss girl.

mitchell has no plan b once he's been countered
>le swap sicily man

for me it's mad men.

Fuck monogamy

>>150387555
Ah fuck ey

Go broncos btw

>>150387563
Based my ex

>4.2 in a season
wow this guy sucks kek

Just put on telly
Roaches are completely outclassed, it's bane vs bane

This game has a real finals feel about it, wouldn't ya say?

>>150387562
Partrician.

>>150387563
>matched with a woman on Bumble, see she has "ENM on her profile"
>start talking
>"ENM, what kind of electronic music is that?"

this is hawthorns peak on the bell curve

>never handball to the ruck
Why does this meme ALWAYS prove to be true

wtf kayo flashbanging me it hurts my eyes

mountain mama

>dollcunt made it and I'm still posting here
ffs

>>150387581
not if the ruck is dean cox, todd goldstein or luke jackson

>>150387563
I remember when I was young.

BUCK
BROKEN

dumb nigger

Just looked at collingwood's assistant coaches, christ no wonder we are so fuckin useless

what is this black man doing

>>150387589
nothing wrong with posting here. i have a missus and post here. You guys are my friends.

SHANT ever abandon this place.

>>150387589
How do you know he made it?

FUCK YOU NUMBER 9

A team will never win a flag with a sudo mark my words

that rayner goal was sex0

>rayner has a bunch of tumblr girl tattoos like neale
whats in the water up in brissy? quarter life crisis on steroids

>>150387601
qrd?

TOUCHING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SWEET CAROLINE
BUH BUH BUH

THAT WAS AFTER SIREN
THAT WAS AFTER SIREN
THAT WAS AFTER SIREN

Clutch goal

>>150387589
you're here forever

>>150387615
It's a kino stadium song desu.

>>150387618
This, rigged

based allowed goal

had to turn kayo off kept flashing random green shit

>Footy tonight
>It's at the Gabba

>Setting it up for a close Hawks rig
Pies to finish 3rd after all

>>150387633
How do you know if they're good or not? We have no idea what they do.

>>150387633
maybe mcgae is just a bad coach

>>150387633
Kek it keeps getting worse

>>150387633
After watching them against Melbourne, they need a new forward coach.

>>150387601
>backs coach is a ruck
>mid coach was only good as a back
>forwards coach was a mid
>head of development was famous for never developing as a player
>vfl coach was a player who also played most of his career in the magoos
>a woman
>a boong

Yeahhhhhh
what did they mean by this?

I'm on after the break lads!

>>150387633
>Temu Selwood
>Temu Roughhead
There's your problem you cheap pricks

Fun fact: Umpires have names and addresses

Might stay up late and enjoy a night of snacking

non victorian team crowds and stadiums elevate to maximum sovl leading into and during finals while victorian ones remain the same as they were during during the regular season completely lacking sovl

>>150387640
Physiognomy.

>>150387666
demonic

>>150387669
SO true

>>150387669
Facts

>>150387669
What does that even mean?

st kilda wasted their season so badly lol
jesus supporting that club must feel bad

>>150387682
https://youtu.be/80y5k35sx3w?si=XhdM93co92LNLH6W

bruce is on channel 7 lads

>>150387686
You could just say you pulled it out of your ass.

>>150387239
my children NEED this jawline

>>150387689
crisp

>>150387669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sk7yFwPNvc

Victorian teams.
Victorian stadium.
Victorian SOUL.

>>150387707
back when Ginni was based and not a faggot fuckwit

>>150387414
There's a lot of crimson chins in the AFLW on otherwise attractive gals.

>>150387414
>>150387725
Quick trip to Korea and they'd be 9/10s. Can you say the same about yourself?

>>150387735
Those Koreans can work some magic. Anyone can become a 9/10.

>>150387689
broelman is a better cartoonish than most

>>150387735
No idea, wouldn't be caught dead in gooktown mate

>>150387746
huh

This is a QUEENDOM
Please respect her rule

>>150387702
>>150387689
although he never got the absolute prize, ken has more sovl than literally 99% of the AFL. I wonder if boaky will come out as gay now real talk?

>>150387758
that ad is so offensively bad

>>150387706
don't think channel 7 have the rights to that movie m8

>>150387767
sexist

not looking forward to a future of endless A.I slop adverts
the menulog one makes me sick

Roll

did somebody say

>>150387772
not THE sexiest, but I do like her braids

AA on thursday night

>>150387744
>tfw you need to head to Turkey instead of Korea

>>150386572
probably wearing a dinger, doesn't even count

fuck you hawthorn i need you to win this shit

It annoys me that bruce still posts here

>>150387775
Grubhub perks gives you the deals you love.
The kind of deals that make you boogie.

>top 8
>only 3 vic teams
>guaranteed interstate final - AGAIN
Vic bros.........

COUNTRY ROAAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOME
TO THE PLAAAAAAAAAACE
I BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
WEST VIRGINIIAAAAAAAAAAA
MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAAA
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOME
COUNTRY ROAAAAAAAAAADS

>>150387389
I'd get her to make a chocolate brownie with her arris iykwim harharhar

>>150387807
thanks I can sing along now

>>150387800
It annoys me that you continue to breathe.

>>150387799
>Giansiracusa's smile
Based autism.

My bane have 10 goals and 1 behind
Go lions

hawks desperately throwing this, ANYTHING to avoid the mighty crows

>>150387767
The one I hate the most is that that health insurance one where the voice over guy says "you have to be a tough guy to play footy" and the girl comes in like "WELL ACKCHYUALLY"

>>150387799
desu this one isn't that bad. Ben Jacobs, stanton, and giansiracusa were seriously smart. Their list sucks ass

uh oh stinky

>>150387831
They'd only play Crows (first week) if they win by a small amount.
A win by a decent amount would have them playing Geelong """""away""""" at the MCG.

>>150387850
I don't know if a good player makes a good coach necessarily but Giansiracusa was a fucking pest to verse.

so the loser of this plays fred? what if gold coast win? i can't keep up with this shit desu

Worpel done nothing all game

>>150387862
Generally you want someone who wasn't physically gifted. A spud who had to make it with smarts rather than physical prowess.

>>150387862
Yeah it doesn't. Being able to read the play and understand how to exploit other teams plays and players is. All three of those had that so makes sense they have risen to be coaches so quickly.

>8.16 to 7.6
shouldn't even be close brisbane just suck at kicking

Brilliant play by Charlie completely ruined by Stunkley

>>150387869
Won't know who the loser plays until after the Suns v Essendon game.

>>150387870
just got a goal assist

there's no chance reid goes to this mob of downhill skiers

>>150387890
Yes his first impact

>>150387899
He's off to Geelong. Strong leadership will benefit him greatly.

i was confused for a minute why buddy was at his game but then i remembered he used to play for hawthorn

couple of punks in here tonight

another stinker

>>150387924
yeah this ones pretty bad except maybe mikey barlow.

slime mitchell is NOT happy

Lmao father son called ball in exactly the same manner in crowd

>>150387924
>Monkhorst as ruck coach
Damn, haven't heard that name in ages.

>>150387924
more like damian lunchfirst

too tired need to sleep

>>150387941
alistair has given him MILLIONS

There must be something wrong with the lighting on that side of the stadium

where's chol been a bit quiet lately

>>150387942
fucking almost choked my tea kek

>>150387955
out of stamina

>>150387924
>Development coach is a dumpy lesbo cricketer
Lol, Lmao even

>>150387924
wtf doesn't tom lynch play for richmond

>8.19
HOWLING

>>150387962
Who better to train stamina?

>newcombe lying on top of someone to give them a bit extra then trying to flop when they strike back
fucking pathetic creature he is

>>150387969
yeah he's a cunt of a bloke the perfect hawthorn player. all fucking grubs.

>>150387967
imagine if it was 19.8
they'd be ahead by like 60 fucking points lmao

>>150387968
Lance Whitnall

#drinkdrankdrunk

he had eyes only for chol just like the misso

>throws it out
>PLAY ON

A team will NEVER make top 4 with TWO sudos

Jeez some real umpball at play here.

Finally a below the knees
Hawks thinking they can slide their way out of trouble

lads you can all give me shit for this but i left early even though im a bane member
brisbanes performance is fucking filth, i gave up at half time and im heading home now. fold this fucking horrible team now.

>>150387952
Probs where the light caught on fire years ago

This is not how the game should be officiated

Both these teams are shithouse.

also the scumpires are at an all time low tonight

I’m a horny bastard

THESE TWO TEAMS...

>buckley shitting on expected score
based

you fucking retard kek

KEKEKEKEKEK

what the fuck hahahaha

trashcuck is a bigger ducker and diver than daicos

these teams have some acrimony?

Absolute mongoloids.

Hawthorne are absolute shit, complete mental midgets.

>hand off
>instant siren
KEKKKKKKKK KEK KEK KEK

Umpires deserve to be killed and there's not a single thing you can say to convince me otherwise.

Yet to cook dinner, had a large lunch

scumps have lost the plot. some of the most shameful "pud de wistdle away" shit I've seen.

No free score this time

If we had a countdown clock at the stadium he would've had a shot at goal. The stupid countup clock has cost Hawthorn a top 4 spot.
GET RID OF IT.

>>150388033
Order some maccies lad

>>150388034
>the only call they make prevents a Hawthorne goal.

fuck these two cringe floppers trying to outflop each other

>Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would have 11 more behinds but still be in the lead
>At least I have aim, who are you?
>It doesn't matter who I am...what matters is the score
>No one cared who I was until I won the flag
>If I shoot accurately, will you die?
>It would be incredibly unsuccessful
>You're a shit kick-
>FOR YOU

mitchell has no friends

I guess Bulldogs are the winner of the Fraud Final?

Brisbane are a frustrating team. The only reason this is close is because they just refuse to kick goals.

>>150388039
Shan’t

>>150388050
keeping the ball in their forward line by scoring behinds is a valid tactic

>>150388052
lol yeah it do be like that.

I'm sick of the afl

so throwing the bloke on the mark to the ground is all good yeah? we can finally get rid of all this poofter duty of care shit right?

>>150388053
NGMI

>>150388059
how many weeks for ginnivan you reckon?

Has Breust touched it? Also was that Mitch from angry dad

>>150388055
Their territory game is fantastic but you're supposed to kick the goals from the opportunities you create by creating repeat entries. Not endless behinds.

>>150388057
Unironically same, we need a 17 game season more than ever

>>150388065
>angry dad
Kek

imagine it ends in a draw and giants get the benefit KEK

>>150388076
I want Adelaide vs Collingwood

>>150388080
You don’t, pies will win that

draw is objectively the funniest result

Matthew Kreuzer as the ruck coach at Carlton is only part time.
His day job is a caulker.
Imagine a bloke almost 7 foot tall on his hands and knees all day caulking then trying to find the time and energy to coach professional athletes.
Or a club like Carlton not putting him on full-time.
go blues btw

DACKED

>>150388087
Don't care about the result. Just want sledging entertainment.

Why is it all foggy there? Did they set off fireworks again?

>>150388105
sorry mate i accidentally put the cum jar in the humidifier haha

This song explains my life
https://youtu.be/Soa3gO7tL-c?si=R1Tn1QI6pzbEiGZa

>>150388089
Draw sets up GWS vs the Crows and I actually think GWS might be the ones to beat Adelaide with Rankine out.

GWS is going to clobber the Suns again anyway, but the draw gives us a fun look into how real the Crows are.

Lads, Jack just posted

Lads, Jack just posted

Lads, Jack just posted

Looming a very real possibility.
Both of them would miss the 4... imagine the atmosphere.

>8 point margin
You loomers are delusional

Lads Ginnivan just posted.

Brayshaw saying laconic too much now

>>150388105
I think some lights are stuck on extra bright

>>150388118
it would be funny

I got a sock in my hole

>>150388122
he must've learnt that word recently and likes to use it a lot now

The amount of people who just went "Lads, Jack just posted" no power proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

Fred in 5th, GWS in 4th, I kinda wanna see it, come on LOOM

>>150388128
Dear Liza dear liza

The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth

>>150388132
Wonder if he learned how to raise a son who isn't a cuck

Sneaky 7 pointer looms

>>150388136
who do fred play then, suns?

>>150388134
have not seen this pasta in a good long while

Neither of these teams will be winning a final, I fear.

>>150388122
at least it's a real word, gary lyon has been inventing words over on 360

>>150388152
How do you know cunt

>>150388144
apparently not

Honestly think of any of the teams could win the flag because they are all aggressively mid

>>150388156
My multi.

Draw looms gents.

>>150388122
he only says it when chol plays

>Snorethorn
>Borethorn
>Whorethorn
The possibilities are astonishing, what were they thinking?

Garry Lyon is my father figure

Whatever happened to

poopeethorn

>>150388169
crisp clayton oliver

>>150388169
Same. Grew up with his books.

>>150388168
Can'tscorethorn

>>150388148
The MEGA LOOM is the SNUS losing to the bombers.

That would make some fucking chaos.

I'm going to call someone a faggot

>>150388182
for me it's specky magee and the pooey undies

Harris Andrews or Jacob Weitering?

It's amazing how we spend more time protesting the problems of the world than the ones we have at home. Actually, that not even true, there is ethnic cleansing happening in Yemen, and there are 1 million yughers in concentration camps in China. No one marching for these, Russia has lost over 1 million people in the war of Ukraine dont see anyone marching for Russia to stop their war. I mean, at this point, the protest didn't fix BLM or stop the Russian Ukraine war. So why on earth do you think these are going to fix a conflict that is not affecting us.

The single biggest problem with this protest is the loss to our own economics because it slows down and prevents trade in the city.

People avoid going to the cities when these protest occur and the only ones suffering are business owners because they happen on the days that most of the country is free to travel to these locations to enjoy it.

please let me hawkies win

AND HE LETS THE CROWD KNOW

Let’s Fuarking go. Lions deserve the loss

PLEASE LOOM

LOOM BROS HERE COMES THE DRAW

>>150388195
Starsovic

Bane can't play in their own stadium
They've been like this all year

Three lines or fewer. Thanks

wow ginnivan has been elite this season. cant believe he filtered the pies so hard

Is J Tunstill related to Jason Dunstall?

>>150388212
based john worsfold in 2006 iykwim haha

Specky Magee and the Sunday night spergout

brisbane are going to lose because they kicked TWENTY ONE behinds

>>150388212
based ben cousins at a strip club in mandurah haha

>>150388219
7 minutes until I absolutely lose the plot.

FREE KICK BRISBANE

horrible decision

How was that insufficient kek

Reminder behinds were only introduced to split the teams in the event of a draw on who kicked most goals.

As Hawks have the most goals they should be winning 10 to 9

bad call but i need bane to win soooo

LOL UMPIRES THATS FUCKED. GIL MADE THE CALL

HOW CAN YOU PAY THAT INSUFFICIENT KEK

Bris vegas

holy umpball

Who even is this black faggot?

The Brisbane Umpires

That was insufficient lmfao

I HATE UMPIRES. I HATE UMPIRES. I HATE UMPIRES.

>>150388242
karl amon

garn bed

UMMMM, #FREEKICKHAWTHORN BROS?????

WE WILL WE WILL RIG YOU

>>150388242
Cholester

such a dogshit handball got what it deserved

howie is about to cum

>>150388230
Sufficiently shit skill is indistinguishable from insufficient intent.

OH NO NO NO
ROACHBROS

>>150388242
You should know him, he's gonna be playing the halftime show at the granny mate

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

BUIH BUH BUH

>THE HAWKS ARE ON THEIR KNEES!
It's where they love to be.

Are they just gonna keep making these conjuring films forever

cringing

someone photoshop umpires into the 2025 brisbane players photo

so good

LIONS FIGHT AND LIONS ROAR

RAYYYYYYNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE GABBA IS EUPHORIC

That umpire call really squished the roaches. Broke them.

>>150388231
if that's the case they should have made it -1 point.

>>150388231
I will now concede Brisbane is winning 11 to 10

Fort & Gardiner look identical. Get them mixed up all the time

>>150388270
hard not to get depressed in that situation desu

>>150388275
same but for harry and ben mckay

this sport is umpired as bad, if not worse than the nba. so stinky and shit

Do you lads like cockney rhyming slang?

arrrgh owww my heaaddd owwww nvm i'm fine

>>150388282
NBA is straight up rigged, AFL is just very difficult to umpire

>>150388283
i don't mind a bit, not a full on chav though

>>150388283
Mallard duck whooping cough m8

Is Jack Gunston related to Norman Gunston?

breust just fell over by himself

>>150388283
Luv me knob gobble

>>150388272
kek

>>150388283
I'd like a cockney girl to rub her arse on my mouth

>>150387924
about a half a step above tard wrangling

finna watch the f1 movie

fold brisbane
fold shitney
fold norf
fold freo
afl suddenly good again

gee i wonder who could be behind that post

>>150388309
Is it good?

>>150388310
This except 3 more Vic teams

Has maribyrnong chol touched it since the first quarter?

>>150388309
There Will Be Blood is on World Movies too

Grand Wizard

>>150388315
hawthorn
carlton

>>150388315
create ballarat
create bendigo
create a gippsland team
simple as

Brisbane has taken 97 uncontested marks to Hawthorn's 53.

>>150388319
Is there blood?

Sicily always looks like he’s in physical and mental pain

>>150388314
It's a racing/sports movie. Lots of fluff/struggle but ends up winning it all (probably).

>>150388322
Move bulldogs to Ballarat/Bendigo

Move North to Canberra

Fold aints or bummers

love her

Tried the zinger kebab but I'd rather just have a zinger desu because the ratio of chicken to sauce and bread is too low.

>>150388324
Yes, not an unsettling amount though.

>>150388319
Sounds like the title of the last dump I took.

>>150388313
if you're implying i'm a prictorian i'm actually a bane customer
this dogshit team should be fucking folded or commit ritual suicide on field

>brisbane
>gws
>gold coast
soulless as fuck finals series looms

WE'RE A CRAPPY TEAM AT HAWTHORN
WE DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME

I'm so lonely

Chris Fagan? More like Chris Faggot.

POOP DOGG TO KICK THE FINAL GOAL

>>150388344
that'll be 5 weeks

and respected by our foes

what do you know, that 12 pointer from the rigged umpiring call actually changed the finals for both teams

>11.23
FOLD THIS FUCKING TEAM IMMEDIATELY

*imitates a flying plane*

>Bane v Cats
>Pies v Crows
How do you like your top four

>>150388328
>>150388322
the real answer is merge norf and footscray and have them play home games in ballarat, albury, canberra as the murray darling roodogs. then merge hawthorn and shit kilda and send them to tassie.

damn collingwood lost to BOTH?

Now what do the suns need to win by to push the Hawks to 8th?

>>150388361
Bane vs Cats is just a preview of the grand final.

>Hawthorn: 120.9
>Suns: 120.1
Even if Suns win they'll need a percentage boost (0.8) to jump Hawthorn.

>>150388367
Crows beat all 3 of those peems

YOU'LL HEAR A MIGHTY ROAR
>farts hard into sofa

>>150388376
How many points is that?

mclug has a lipsy poof voice
>>150388352
4 if he's playing finals

>>150388378
Crispy

>gold coast will finish 8th instead of 4th. they literally just had to beat port
FUARKKKK

I watched 3 games of footy today which is the most ive watched in a day for the entire season

>squiggle down again
FUCK

>>150388382
>It's okay, I'm transgender
>Oh, my mistake, do whatever you want

the entire brisbane team needs to walk into the beat in arseless chaps and get raped by 300 big poofters for that disgusting performance, either that or they kill themselves immediately and 23 auskick kids take their place, because those little shits are better kicks than the fuckheaded forward line of morris, cameron, ah chee, lohmann, rayner, whoever the fuck else i'm forgetting from this horrible list of complete and utter fuckheads