Thread 150385646

Padres!

Based

'stros

'stros

Chadres on the front page! No remorse, let's sweep them!

We need nu tho

Give dem daddies dere due

Check

Give dem daddies dere due

prayin' for Wheeler

>>150386456
Nick Poovetta is going to give up a 1st inning grand slam. BAU BAU!

>>150395252
>another 0 for tani day

>>150395252
Dodger fans don’t even like you

>>150395252
shut up fuwawa

nu in a few?

>>150385646 (OP)
Orale chadres!

>>150395215
that's the same shit that took down Matt Harvey. It's the end of being an elite pitcher.

early nu's make me angry

Alvarado blowing the game fat fuck ped faggot

>>150395936
he's back baby

>>150395926
It’s recycled

>>150395926
it's the only way that doyer fags can get the attention they seek. that and complaining about politics on a /sp/ board

>>150395950
you're garbage

>>150395951
I'm confused, Marge.

r e c y c l e recycle!!!

Dodgers in 15 mins

>>150394394
Carolina Reapers, if the team is in Raleigh then Carolina Oaks. I think they will call the team Carolina to try to draw away barves fans and appeal to South Carolina
Portland Loggers or something like that
Las Vegas 51s if the Athletics stadium gets abandoned and they get bought by the Utah people, and Vegas gets the expansion team instead
Salt Lake Spikes

but Nashville is going to be the Nashville Stars so that is a mot point, I think they just haven't picked a color scheme yet according to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OTxvKve8Xgw
picrel color scheme or somthing along those lines seems like a no-brainer though

>>150395951
Muncyfag really mindfucked us all

>>150396017
doubtful

>>150396017
unironically. now everyone makes a thread 30 posts early just to beat him.

the chicken making his debut for houston

>>150396040
he doesn’t even post anymore and we’re still doing it

>>150396099
they were who we thought they would be: shit.

>>150396101
still tony

>>150396124
and yet, you made this thread

>>150396174
>not a single player on this list is on a first place team
YIKES

>>150396196
blessed parity graces us this fine year

>>150396196
Vladdy, Yelich, Machado, Tatis, Bichette

>aug 15, poodres lead the west by 1
>get swept by doyers
>aug 22, doyers lead the west by 1
>get swept by poodres

Only oldcums will remember

ITFCB

>>150396234
it really do be like that

I think the DOYERS should avoid getting swept!

>>150396228
so less than 25% and nobody in the top 10

>>150396248
why does her hat keep changing?

>>150396261
that would be like winning a WS for them kek

>>150396243
yer the man now, dawg

No clutch today

Da Cubs

You yellow fevercums should be at the Padres game I have never seen more Japanese tourists in my life. Legitimately just saw a woman in a kimono lmao

>>150396099
It did happen though… AND IT WAS GLOR-mid.

ITFDB

>>150396323
would be nice to see their disappointment when Ohtani goes 0-4 and the doyers get swept kek

>>150396354
nobody cares

sneks

>>150396354
I care

Whatever happened to Thor? Why is he a free agent?

>>150396272
I missed Trae Turner. So >25% and someone in the top 10

>>150396354
everyone cares

>>150396326
it happened over one week.

that's it. that's the only time the whole rotation was healthy.

ggs Os
A shit call makes for a bad way to end a fun series. Got our lick back against Young/Kremer. Onto hosting the Rockies in Houston on Tuesday.

walktani

walktani

walktani
already a better start than last night

>>150396387
6/25 is 24%, whoops

walktani

>>150396385
>…His 2017 and 2018 seasons were limited by injuries and illness, but he managed to start in 32 games for the Mets in 2019. During spring training in 2020, Syndergaard was diagnosed with an ulnar collateral ligament injury and had to undergo Tommy John surgery. He returned for only two innings at the end of the Mets' 2021 season.
>In 2022, Syndergaard rejected a qualifying offer from the Mets to sign a one-year, $21 million contract with the Angels. He was traded to the Phillies at the 2022 trade deadline and split time between the starting rotation and bullpen during the team's postseason run that culminated in an appearance in the 2022 World Series. Following the season, he signed a one-year, $13 million contract with the Dodgers for the 2023 season.

Typical of women.

>>150396299
Kyute bird when it isn't eating other eggs

>>150396417
>>150396416
>>150396414
>>150396411
cringe

mookie slap

mookie slap

zesty slap
2 on no outs camon

so now I gotta watch the barfs to see if they beat the >mest

teh fightin phillies

Do not reply to astromiguel

>>150396411
I bet his 3rd favorite player after Roger and Nolan is Curt Schilling, and he’s pissed that bum’s not in the hall either. What a chump.

>freddie chants at petco
:)

>>150396407
I have no idea whats up with kreme of wheat this year rogers took all his talent didn't know this thread was new had said last thread akin suprisingly didn't choke usually does

>he's seething about the assturds again, unprompted
YIKES :^)

mestie poos getting piss on their face all the way from philadelphia

>>150396426
Why is he a free agent now? Why does no team want him?

>>150396487
cringe

>>150396099
who you trying to fool putting john mulaney 2nd from the right

lolmets

>Shitvetta
kek poodres

IT'S TIME

>>150396506
right? KEKINI

The season is beyond over but my Angels should still consider winning this game.

>bases loaded no outs
padrebros?

Damn it we lost

based marchan flexing his english

bases loaded full of dodgers

>>150396502
Read again. He’s has health problems and is injured constantly.

>>150396499
Fuck my boricua ass

poodres lol

>doyerfags think this is winning
BAU BAU

poodres kek

today I will remind them

>>150395252

>>150396538 I mean degrom, verlander, kershaw are too but they see starts.

30 HOMER SEASON FOR TAYLOR WARD
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150396518
so fucking close
TEEEEEO

KEK doyerpacos thought that was a grand slam LMAO

>>150396585
kek nope

>>150396374

pls lose thx

teo robbed

GG Fish

Too close

Who in the chat wanna swap some spit with me?

the jays STINK

DUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPP

>>150396485
Yeah it’s not surprising. Cam Smith has hit a rookie wall and isn’t playing well and Chas is Chas. So it was kind of a battle of mid there in the final inning. Either way, good series

>doyerpacos thought it was gone
KEK

padres TV took the expression color commentator to a new level

hang the banner lol

doyerpacos seething kek

>>150396623
false.

48 and not even September

>>150396596
Future Dodger Taylor Ward

>bases loaded
>no outs
>1 run
OH NO NO NO NO

>>150396655
Why would we be seething? We're up 1-0 and we're the defending world champions.

>>150396589
It’s like what my grandpa always used to say: “an injured degrom is worth more than a healthy syndegaard”

>>150396623
This is what being .500 on the road looks like

>>150396632
Yeah, though like I said before the other series was better we were winning lol. At least it's another notch in not being swept

This man is 2nd in the AL in RBIs, and just hit his 30th home run of the season for a dead in the water team.
Other teams were very interested at the deadline and my stupid ass angels didn't trade him.

DUUUUUMPEEERRRRRRRR

EPICSAUCE

>>150396673
because Poovetta handed you the game in the first inning and only got a sacfly to show for it lmao

>

poodrepaco cope lol

>>150396689
They did the same with Trout for a decade. Why does this surprise you

>>150385646 (OP)
Cholos are major league faggots

poodrepacos thought he struck out KEK

doyerpaco cope lol

>>150396732
but he did KEK

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

doyer sweep is still on the menu

>>150396732
kek you looking a little silly now

time for some spaghetti and yameatballs

pacos killed the sport that Inknow and love :(

>>150396655
>>150396720
>>150396732
>>150396733

>>150396772
what's ink now?

only giving up a single run is like winning the world series to poodrepacos KEK

>>150396726
I believe thats called pulling a mariner *sorry* they had Ichiro, Jr and KG SR AND Randy Johnson yet no rings

>>150396773
just a reminder that doyerpaco was said months before poodrepaco was uttered. unsurprisingly, doyers can't meme

>>150396294
This isn't Sean Connery

>>150396803
this kek

>>150396791
Griffey Sr wasn't that good
Ichiro never played with Junior or Randy Johnson
Keep seething tho

pacos killed the sport that I know and love :(

i want the dodgers to lose
but i want them to lose in a humiliating fashion in extra innings

doyerpacos thought that was a strike out

>>150396840
but what's ink now?

>>150396837
Erm, but ichi and jr did play together?

gg Royals see you next weekend.

>>150396726
Ward is not the same player Trout is. Trout is a HoFer while Ward is just a good bat. But he was a very good trade piece and would have gotten a good return.

>bases loaded no outs in early innings
>score only 1 run

>meatballs walks lead off batter
>PEDnando titties junior of all people
I’ve seen this movie before…

>>150396881
>one season with fat old negative war junior

doyerpacos fear Petco Park

>>150396694
Mariners are epicsauce!

>>150396656
whos this?

What's his fucking problem?

>>150396960
my wife (male)

Poodrepacos kek

4-6-3 double penetration

poodres KEK

Laureano looks like a mix between Manny and Merril

>gidp
Amazing how the padres continue to bail out self destructing starters like this

>>150396987
HANG THE BANNERS
START THE FIREWORKS

kek poodres

>>150396714
the only Japanese player for me

>>150396987
But enough about ur mum lel

arraez chicken

1-2-3!

>>150396960
she's an Angels fan

poodrepacos seething kek

its going to be one of those games

machimpo looked like he was about to chimp out

>not teeing off yamameatballs from the first inning
It’s like the Padres want to share first place with their archenemies or something

How does Shildt not see Arraez the biggest rally killer of all time lol this team can be so much better if they hit Arraez 9th. How long will it take ;~;

Ah, so Conforto will lead the 2nd.

>>150397076
Respect the analytics.

comfy when there is no vtumors

>>150397076
This but swap Shildt with Dave and Arraez with Conforto

Happy birthday you Jew

>>150396975
M's pitching has been mid AF all year. Woo, Munoz, and Brash have been the only good arms

>second lowest OPS of the starting nine
>batting second
bravo, Shildt

>>150397018
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>150397112
No... there is another..

does my heart good seeing all these little fuckin tykes proclaim their fandom and love for cal. I genuinely can't remember the last time the most unglamorous position in baseball was obsessed about by little leaguers. Maybe back in the 10s with Posey.

rojASS

>>150397132
he's been good but when he struggles it's really bad

>>150397146
kids and all of America love the big dumper

We are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>150397146
HECKIN

walklanco

150397146
false flag (you) bait by a non Mariners fan

>>150397146
>ohtani a shit!
>soto overrated!
>judge? Who?
>cal the mariner catcher is where it’s at
The future is bright

>>150397194
Cal is the protagonist out of that group tho

wild card!

baglanco

5ch be like even if rushing got on base the fat useless pig dragging the team down with his two way meme wasn’t gonna do shit

Dodgers team, just join us.

Attatuckie

>>150397236
kek

Randy!

what the fuck have the mets been doing?
I had no idea the lead was this much, I thought it was like 1 or 2 games at most

Randy rbi SLAP!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ALL TIME DUMP LEADER!!!!!!

PRRRTTTTT
>POODRES

CAL RALEIGH

DUMP 49

MOST EVER FOR A CATCHER

>>150397274
it was comfy until you came along. fuck off

>>150397248
>what the fuck have the mets been doing?
Losing a lot of games, they were worst team in MLB for a stretch

every time someone comes close to cal in the home run chase he unloads a multi homer game lmfao

im here to make it comfy again

I guess the umps going to save the doyers today

>>150397297
he's been shite offensively 2nd half overall. still gets hot for a couple games tho

>>150397311
egregious call

>>150397263
>>150397279
Judge will still win the AL MVP, according to MLB.

mmmm yez, i'll have one AL MVP and a baconeggncheeze on a silver platter, thank you

>>150397248
it's the mets. every august in living memory has been a pile of shit, in a dumpster, on fire, floating down a flooded street, through an orphanage.

this is not new.

poodrepacos seething kek

Here's your banner.

>>150397334
Right away Mr Raleigh

>>150397343
game is not over yet retard

>>150397335
wtf why is he standing on a seat

>>150397352
That is how you walk down if you don't use the stairs.

>>150397274
Go away

>>150397380
>if you don't use the stairs
why the fuck wouldn't you use the stairs? what the shit?

Mariners all time home run record is Junior with 56. Does Cal get there? Figure he has around 110 PAs left

>>150397343
doyerpacos really are fragile
>get bootyblasted
>make an AI meme that's as soulless as their team

kek ohtani

>>150397343
kek poodres

Why is ohtani hitting lead off when it’s proven that he can’t hit against above .500 teams

epic. sauce.

>>150397401
He can bat under .200 for a couple weeks and then gets 5 in a week so yeah I think he'll get to 56.

>>150397422
Why dont they just tell him that the doyers are losing by 9 runs?

poodrepacos coping kek

>>150397447
Why didn’t he just buy a private island instead of bullying retarded realtors on Hawaii

>>150397458
Have you considered they deserve it? Shohei doesn't make stupid deals!

cmon logan hold them to 1 run thru 6

>>150397458
wasn't his fault he's a good boy

>>150397335
>this is not new.
Is it nu tho?

goddamn cal is doing it all today

>>150397475
Lol 5 inches off the plate strike 3
Based Cal framing like a platinum glove

>>150397474
who will his VP be? ippei?

>>150397488
wtf lol i was looking for the circle for 10 seconds

Nico slap

Cal has zero charisma and no one will ever want to wear his jersey because the minimum size is 3XL.

>>150397439
are you there?

>>150397504
yes, once he makes a presidential pardon

PRRRTTTTTTT
>POODRES

Aside from the injuries and slumping, is Dave Roberts and the front office to blame for the retarded managing?

>>150397522
3xl is his trouser size, his jersey is a medium.

>>150397534
kys

Cal Raleigh is fat. Why isn't he a Jay?

150397522
weak b8

>>150397522
>muh charisma
Who is a charismatic player and why haven’t they put up better stats than Cal?

>>150397536
for continuing to start conforto, yes

>>150397536
They've made a ton of bad managing calls this season and seem stubborn about it.

How much is he worth at the end of the season?

>>150397522
>minimum size is 3XL
Because every other size is sold out

polanco slap!
>>150397529
>>150397504
all according to keikaku

>>150397588
200 milly, 10 years

>>150397588
give him at least as much as Witt got
Rogers prints money

kek doyerpacos

YAMAMEATBALL KEK ITS KINO

>>150397536
>nooo we can’t eat the 17m and put conforto out to the pasture we also can’t fortify the pen because they’ll throw a switch like last season and magically go god mode at the right time and Muncy and Edman and everyone will come back from injury 120% with no rust whatsoever
They’re complacent and out jewed themselves

AHHHHHHH

>>150397527
no, I scrolled twitter for a couple minutes to find a good pic of cal's helmet tip

yamameatball

>yamameatballs
KEK

Lopez is trash today. Doesn't have it. Lost the zone

>>150397588
$100M / 6 yrs

VICTOR TWO RUN SLAP!

>>150397629
kek love it when you get BTFO

>they fell for the soft throwing jap
kek

Robles!

Mariners lead 7-1!

Mariners will pick up a game!

I’m starting to think that there are only a handful of genuinely good CY tier pitchers and the rest of the “contenders” are simply propped up by a combo of teams choking and good luck

>>150397474
i bet the japs lapped this up

Orale padres on the board!

Cal on deck lads

>>150397536
>cut franchise legend Chris Taylor
>cut seasoned veteran Austin Barnes
>cut Jason Hayward after a walk off home run and good RF defense
>keep Michael Conforto when he plays worse than all three

>>150397633
Can you make a gif of her hitting the table? :@

but no matter who wins today, no matter who goes further in the playoffs, the dodgers won’t have Petco Park

>>150397727
so true

>>150397727
Post food

ouch!
>>150397718
I don't know how D:

STOP THROWING AT RANDY
that was the 3rd time he's got 98 at the dome in a week

We are over 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>150397650
that's less per year than he's making now, he's going to demand at least 20m per year

>>150397743
I don't either sadly >-@;

kek Confarto just cant catch a break

>>150397773
If I had after effects I could probably do it.

Cal getting greedy lol

>cumfarto
That was a great catch from Tatis though. Teo could never

>>150397794
go back to /shota/, pedo

>>150397794
TAIWAN NUMBAH WAN, China NUMBAH 2.

Julio poke!

It's 9-1 Mariners!

retarded dominican slap! 9-1 M's!

>>150397817
What does that have to do with anything, schizo?

>>150397829
This but unironically
And its west Taiwan

>>150397829
Taiwan = China

>caring more about Little League than MiLB
Cringe. do patkees anon and chihuahuanon mean nothing to you?

>>150397863
just take the trolley

>>150397870
there's no way that's a real team

josh lace! 11-1 M's!

Naylor double!

It's 11-1 Mariners!

It's only the 3rd inning!

>>150397890
>Sharing public transportation with bums and druggies.

Kekking that it only took two seasons for Ohtani fatigue to set in post-Dodgers signing

>>150397870
It's a final. We can care about MiLB next month when they do their playoffs.

>>150397907
pussy

Poo on ‘em, Poodres.

I like science, peer-reviewed studies, nintendo switch 2, the sandlot, new england IPAs, smash burgers with caramalized onions and portobello mushrooms, and petco park

attapetey

over/under how many more big dumper homers we're seeing today???

>>150397924
ALL MY YES!

>>150397912
What do you mean?

Digits and Ohtani will hit a home run this inning but gidp in the 9th to kill a late rally by the Dodgers and seal the sweep

>>150397924
>caramalized onions
these are good, guess I'm a basedboy

attakelly

I, for one, prefer public transportation over individual vehicles.

>>150397903
Naylor is elite

>>150397907
>sharing the freeway with alcoholics and druggies

I prefer northwest ipa's, conspiracy theories, pc games, religion, but smash burgers and petco are alright.

>>150397924
I like all of these things though

>>150397960
digits and he hits a grand slam

Okay seriously though /mlb/, what's going to happen to Erick Fedde now?

>>150397924
Why would you put a portabello mushroom on a beef burger? Overkill

Also IPAs suck

>>150397343
they're already lead this season for 2 games :^)

>>150397940
Two. He'll be out of the game after one more AB

>>150397924
I like history, was watching something about Pompeii earlier, I like lagers moar but haven't drank in almost 7 years, any kinda burger is good even fish. Yes on onions an shrooms also Camden <(^-^<)

>pig roach trying to heroball
I hate this fat fuck so much

>>150398022
habla inglés porfa

>>150397982
Cane's

>>150397960
Digits and he struggles in the playoffs (again) and LA crashes out in the divisional round while San Diego wins the NL

honestly, americans should leave the beer discussion to other nations desu

>>150397907
but enough about LA

>>150398052
America leads the world currently in microbrews though or is at least top 5.

>>150397960
>>150397997
>>150398049
Just stop. You’re not getting your stupid repeating numbers

>>150398039
no hablo

In Canada, beer comes in bags.

>ohtani was good in meaningless games for the angels so the dodgers thought he would be good in meaningful games in a division race or playoffs
no refunds

>>150398073
Digits and you're a massive faggot

>>150398052
I’m literally a girl tho. I drink White Claw

kek cacamoto

I think the dodgers should gets some hits

fuwawa belongs to padres

It's concert time again. Hopefully the Dodgers can come back and win the game once it's over.

Holy matty shaw!

>>150398096
I think you should kys

>>150398052
America absolutely mogs the world when it comes to beer lol. It's not close. The quality and variety here is incredible

>>150398096
I think they shouldnt

>>150398096
good strategy, albeit a walk or two wouldn’t hurt

SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

>>150398105
kys

I like literature, 4chan, most pre-2010s movies, old fashioneds, Culver’s and Shioriha Ruri

>>150398105
no one cares kys

7-8-9 for the Mariners...decent chance Cal Raleigh gets up

>>150398117
rude!

>>150398104
>>150398105
sameposter

>>150398123
>>150398096
these guys don't know ball!

>>150398117
meant to reply to
>>150398105

>>150398138
WHAT ABOUT THE SANDLOT?!

>>150398094
white claws were good a decade ago
all the newer canned cocktail shit mogs white claw

>>150397982
you vill eat ze bugz

>>150398094
cute!

who is the alien wearing the dodger shirt?

time for a walker blown save

Bob Puker spinning in his grave at the Sewers crashout. World's Eries NEVER. Garbage franchise and KWAB dead announcers. Harry Caray won.

>>150398096
does YOUR dog have a wikipedia page?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decoy_(dog)

>>150398119
>t. braindead

hey guys, let's keep it mariners related

(up 11-1 btw)

>>150398203
HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

>>150398029
I don't watch baseball I'm just here to see him crank more HRs. Is baseball like basketball/football, where the coach will let starters sit for the rest of the game if the lead is real big? I thought batter rotations were set in stone and had to be followed

>>150398201
OH NO NO NO NO NO
https://www.worldbeercup.org/winners/current-winners/

>>150398197
>I'm not an alien, I may shove my thorax down your throat and lay my eggs in you, but I'm not an alien.

>>150398078
we optimized milk transportation, sorry

>>150398243
Baseball allows for substitutions. If you're ahead 10 runs it's common to pull your best players. Similar to soccer, a player can't re-enter the game once removed.

>>150397907
Why even go to the stadium at all if you're gonna be this terrified of random social interaction

gotta loada canadian beer right here pal

>>150398197
Vegeta IRL

I'm going to make some burgers after the game. What's your special sauce recipe?

>honey, it’s been 100 pitches. time to sub you out for some wild dominican guy who’s going to let up 3 runs and steal your win
why is this still the strategy?

>>150398290
he's right tho
public transpo in big cities is fuckin horrible
smells like piss, hobos and crackheads everywhere
everyone smells horrible

Freddie :)

fweddie :3

>>150398277
Ah, a damn shame. I was hoping the coach would be like "just go out there and swing as hard as you can fuck it run up the numbers"

fweddie :3

FREDDIE :)

>>150398306
I don't like sauce. I'm a dry seasoning guy.
Keep it simple. Salt, pepper, garlic, maybe a little paprika and/or cayenne

FREDDIE FUCKS YA :)

>pimps a foul ball
based

>doyerpacos thought was a homerun
kek

>>150398326
Cal will get at least one more AB. He'll probably swing out of his ass cuz the game is a blowout

>>150398052
obviously you’ve never had a rustic, craft IPA from a microbrewery

>sewers
kek

teo robbed of a homer again wew

>>150398344
so just burger seasoning for you?

>>150398374
how was that a rob? do casual fags really?

>My Jints :)
GGs Brewcrew

kek lol ohhh noooo

series w for the jints against the best record in the bigs, I'll take that every time

ggs kroo

>>150398105
reminder vtumors all have a meltdown when cover announces new male talent at these, they get deeply insecure anytime their tranime characters interact with men

>>150398378
Pretty much yeah. I want to taste beef and veggies, not some mayo-based sugary sauce

Freddie!

>>150398385
the original stadium designers knew exactly what they were doing by robbing teo. fucking scumbags

>>150398344
pretty much exactly what I put on my steaks. if you have to put more than these basics, you're buying shitty beef

jints won TWICE????

gg crew, good luck in the 'yoffs

>>150398385
every defensive play on a fair ball is a home run robbery. look into it

we all love the sandlot

>>150398324
>>150398325
>>150398329
what's up with spics writing like children?

>>150398397
>gatekeeping
MEGA BASED

>a sub .500 team will make the final wildcard in the NL
grim

lolmests

CAL IS HERE LET'S GO

Mariners back to their old trick of crushing balls straight at defenders

Alejandro woke up late today

Rockies already eliminated from playoff contention?

Neto!

>>150398451
welp

>>150398465
Until 2029, yes

>>150398320
spoken like a terrified faggot

Something has to be physically wrong with Trout with the way he's playing

why are the padres non-tranny today?

>>150398490
he's 4 millions years old

no shame in getting diced up by team USA ace Brady Singer

1-2-3!

>>150398489
it's actually cool that public transportation is filled with crackhead zombies. if you don't like you're a pussy

Don't ask how I know this...trust me when I say the Texas Rangers are about to rip off 11 straight and win the AL West

>>150398517
>"filled with"
yep. ooga booga scary people. faggot

I take back everything I said about the brewers. They are very fraudulent

Another RBI for Ward

>>150398535
t. crackhead zombie

PANDY EXPRESS

>jeremiah
here's our chance dodgerchads

>>150398550
>everyone but me is on DRUGS and SMELLS BAD
i actually feel sorry for you t.b.h.

>estrada
The chicano pitcher!

>>150398509
do doyerputos really

I think conforto should lay down a bunt

don't swing, cumfarto

>>150398320
you sound like sheltered yuppie

meds

Conforto should be playing in Korea

Somebody rescue him from the Pirates

>walking cumfarto
kek poodres

COMFYTO

What does he do?

Logan is finally having a good game it's sort of a shame it doesn't matter.

>>150398565
I lived in Portland OR for a few years
Portland has very good light rail
It was literally always full of piss-smelling hobos and people with terrible hygiene

Of course Estrada would blow it

KEK

>>150398624
oh, well if was like that in portland for a few years, then it must be literally true of every other metropolis. excellent point retard

>>150398620
He's got a great ass too

>>150398620
Sure it matters. Nice confidence builder during a bad season by his standards

>>150398638
they're all brown?

>resd

kek

>>150398641
It's like that everywhere on the west coast with public transportation.

>>150398638
They're stilling coming in b-baka!

>>150398641
I've taken the subway in NYC, buses in Vegas, Miami, Chicago, and several other big cities. It's all gross. Public transportation is for hobos and poor people.

>>150398657
i was in sf in april and it wasn't even remotely like that. what are you talking about?

>rushing
inning over

Why do you guys call him Cumfarto? That's not his name

>>150398638
give them all dodger hats!

>>150398681
these people associate everything in life with sex...everything

>>150398641
REVVED east coastie

>>150398638
>This is what the typical /mlb/ poster looks like when they are not at a baseball game

career high 13 k's

>>150398674
they watch fox news so they think west coast liberal cities are like the ending of the movie Akira

>>150398674
people shooting up and smoking crack on bart is not an uncommon occurrence

>>150398537
you have to love how they're winning though since it isn't with power. winning on situational hitting is a hell of a show. their fans need to be louder around here.

>nobody
>literally nobody
>tdstards: "tHeY lEaRn It FrOm Da NeWs"

>>150398701
good boy!

>>150398674
>I road the widdle twolly not BART

>>150398678
APOLOGIZE

RUSH FOR B :)

>>150398678
I take it back

>>150398678
WRONG!

KEK POODRES!

CRUSHING

Nu Tho
>>150398710
>>150398710
>>150398710
>>150398710

this is the doyers world series

>>150398708
>>150398718
i rode bart about a dozen times. there was one guy on one train yelling to himself. ooooh scary scary, end of the world

>>150397863
why not just take the subway or walk?
oh wait, I'm sorry, you're a west coaster.

PRRRRTTTTTT
>POODRES
BAU BAU!!

>there were only like 3 being doing heroine and one guy singing
>I only saw 2 guys get robbed or stabbed
>what are you even complaining about?

>>150398740
UGH there are only a few needles in the park let people enjoy things!

>>150398740
>i didn't see anything that means there's no problem

>>150398759
didn't see any of that but please tell me more about my time in san francisco

>>150398781
it must've been the faux news (get it, it looks like the word fox KEK I'm clever)

>>150398800
i don't even know what point you think you're making. do you have brain damage?

>>150398807
IAYC :^)

>>150398814
hope you get the help you need!

>>150398825
>>150398814

sit the FUCK down!!!