Thread 150388237

The ego of Jose Mourinho but the skillset of Frank de Boer

>>150388237 (OP)
Can he go a while season unwon?
Not a 3 pointer nor a hair out of place?
Stay tuned bares. This might JUST be SOME SEASON.

he has solved scottish football.

>>150388829
He'll be doing well to maintain that, will Russ.

lucky to even be on three points, they're giving up enough chnaces to have lost every game, just been let off by crap strikers.

he gets to play with lucy pinder's fat tits though so who is winning here?

>>150388929
not rangers

>>150388952
well played (unlike rangers)

Lot of plebs filtered by Russell's genius

>>150389034
He's scrapped goals from open play. It's a brave move.

Shambles

>>150389119
It gets worse:

>Rangers midfielder Joe Rothwell tells Sky Sports: "Bitterly disappointed. We want to win these games, but we managed to get the point. Hopefully the results start coming our way.

>"We knew how they were going to play - direct and land on second balls.

>"We can do all the talking before the game, but if you don't do it on the pitch it doesn't matter.

>"We have to stick together, keep working hard on the training ground and hopefully the results come our way."

>we managed to get the point
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Rangers boss Russell Martin on striker Hamza Igamane: "We had a bid this week for Hamza. I turned around to him at 60 minutes and Hamza told me he's injured.

>"I have to trust him, but we'll see. The issue is that the window is still open and there are people with one eye out and one eye in.

>"There are too many people uncertain and we have to make sure we have people that want to be here. I'm calm about it."

FUCKING LMAO

in turmoil after 3 league games, amazing

How many games does he win?

>>150389490
can't see him making it to Hibs - be lucky if he sees out September. His own players are openly telling him to fucking do one now. Lucky Russell is Buddhist and lets such negativity wash over him.

>>150389541
>he sees out September
*August

>>150388237 (OP)
I don't care what anyone says, that is NOT a Protestant haircut.

He's got a pair of catholic fucking curtails for God's sake.

That's something you'd see on a taig coming out of chapel.

Mr Struth would be spinning in his grave at seeing this hairy mess sitting in his dugout.

At least he's wearing a suit but IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. BE A PROPER RANGERS MANAGER YOU HALF-FENIAN FUCK

>>150394357
Mr Russell's casual attire (during matches) is purely because of physical disabilities, you insensitive Proddy oaf.

Mr Russell is going to boot out ALL the shysters, frauds, one-eye-elsewheres and player who JUST don't want to play for him.
>#thiswillendwelFC

Fuck it. Get Big Ange and his japs in. Sell Igamane tae fund it. We need a winner

>>150401949
>Sell Igamane
>Sell
< How it Started

>>150402407
< How it's Going

>>150402415
Such disloyalty. We were going to get £25m for him but this rebellious stunt means we'll only get 10m now

>>150407530
yes, I'm sure that *loan offer* from Lille will magically hit double figures. Daft cunt confused himself with Isak.

The Russell Trajectory is ever upwards anyway, so even if he's sacked he'll be in charge of Ajax or someone within a year.

>>150407780
The Famous Glasgow Rangers will never surrender to cheese eating surrender monkeys. They give us 10 million pounds with Her Majesty's face on them or we'll be walking away.

>>150388237 (OP)
what does de boer mean

>>150388237 (OP)
Frank de Boer won silverware, though.

if haired managers are frauds, and bald managers are frauds, where the fuck do we go?

>>150407824
Bold Russell does appear to fall upwards - like why tf would you sack Clement to replace him with this chancer?
He's also (allegedly) got 29 caps for Scotland, between 2011-2017. Which I am old enough to remember, but I cannot for the fucking life of me mind this cunt achieving a single moment of note. An almost paranormal achievement for a near third century of international games.

Third Lanark have more history than The Rangers 2012 FC.

>>150414315
tbf can you remember anything of note happening to the Scotland national team during that period?

>>150414424
No, that is indeed a fair point, fairly made. A non-vintage era - but that's also because of cunts like Martin. imo. Cause n effect, innit.

Rome wasn't built in a day and you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. As a vegan (like Mr Martin) I wouldn't break any eggs as it's immoral, it's taking a liberty and I'm actually a good fucking person. WATP

>>150414809
WATP - Who Ate Them Pigs?
I bet Russell nips into Greggs for a quick sosig roll or bacon sarnie when no-ones looking. A vegan ain't gonna last long in Govan otherwise.

>>150402415
This dirty rebel hasn't showed for training today. I got a fucking tattoo of this cunt last season. What the fuck is going on at Ibrox!!?

>>150418644
aye, tough break that Billy - maybe you could convert it into a hairy bare, Broxi or Lana Wolf bent over or someshit. Remember tho, class is permanent as well, WATP 1690 LOL

>>150420294
what the fuck is that, and who is it's tattoo supposed to be?

Yeh but it’s SPL so it doesn’t matter anyway

>>150388237 (OP)
He lasted longer in the Champions League than Brendan tbf.

tricky one for Mr Russell n the lads tonight.

>>150388237 (OP)
How do you fuck up managing Rangers? You or I could do that job. Do no work, say "Lads it's Aberdeen" and it's still 50/50 you'll beat Celtic to the title

>>150434468
I think Martin went in full 'I'm the Boss now' and immediately dropped Rangers captain, Taverner after he arrived. Problem, he is (still..) one of their best players, held the defence together, usually one of their top scorers (as penalty taker), etc. And replacing him with a Muppet didn't help either.
Rangers have only won 3 out 30-odd possible trophies in the decade Taverner has been there, but not sure if he's a cause or symptom. Regardless, Russell does not like to admit when he's wrong. Tavernier is still on the bench for tonight, and they have Celtic coming up. Won't end well.

>>150435079
>And replacing him with a Muppet didn't help either
AS PREDICTED
UNDER BUDGET AND IN FRONT OF SCHEDULE

>>150402407
>>150402415
Lovecraft's cat man.

No panic, fellow bares
Mr Russell will surely get the lads tails up for the second 45.

>>150437425
Mr 49ers..
There's been a SIXTH

who's worse - amorim or martin?

grim

WHO’S THAT LYING ON THE STAIRWELL? WHO’S THAT LYING ON THE FLOOR?

What Did the Bares in Belgium Mean by This?

>>150437602
Amorim is at least unpredictable, where and how his Circus troupe is gonna bannaskin themselves next. Martin is just fucking hopelessly out of his depth, an absolute bluffer. A blind man can see where the vegan bhuddist train is crashing next.

rags fans predictably calling for him to be sacked tonight, their old board/owners would almost certainly have bowed to fan pressure to save their own skins again, will the new american owners give a shit?

>>150440646
He genuinely can't continue.
He made an immediate rod for his own back, banishing Tavernier etc. with Jack Shit as signings to replace them with. Now the old guard hate him and the new are so fuck useless, they deliberately take a red after 8 mins in a CL quali rather than face the inevitable. Martin should never have been hired in the first place but now? - He's got to go. Not even Americans can be this fucking oblivious to reality.

Let him cook.

he's another one of those dime a dozen managers who just try to copy guardiola with no changes and has nothing else about him. it only works when you can outspend everyone else in the league, then they go to the PL and get raped.

there's a bunch of english managers like that now.

>>150441184
He's undefeated in the league, just needs time.

>>150441562
>undefeated
>give him time
Yeah, about 4 days should do it.
I doubt Brendan will be looking this particular gift horse too long in the mouth. And, it's at Ibrox. I'd genuinely have concern for the man's safety, but Martin's too much of an egomaniac to consider the peril is he in.

>>150441851
Going by last nights game Brenny's favoured tactic at the moment seems to be pass it back to your GK as often as possible and don't you fucking dare have a shot at goal in case we lose possession, so he's still in with a fair shout.

>Martin insists he's going nowhere after holding chats with Patrick Stewart and Kevin Thelwell following their 6-0 annihilation in Brugge.
Rest Easy, fellow Bares. Mr Russell is no Quitter.

>>150442092
Never speak of that game again.
Neither of these shitters have any business clogging up the CL rn tbf. But I'd still fancy Celtic to demolish the Govan Shamblers on Sunday.

>i have a roster that has as much quality and maybe less than pafos fc what should ido???
>I GOT IT LETS PLAY LIKE PRIME BARCELONA with diomande djiga and raskin

>>150442234
idk how you climbed over Aarons to get to Raskin there, but yeah. Better sticking Lucy in defence. Altho she'd obv. be better up front.

>>150441279
>there's a bunch of english managers like that now.
the issue is the coach badge system in england is shit and doesn't get them to have any ideas. pick a system from the textbook and try to get players to use it. no thought behind any of it. just implement a system from a book and hope you have the players.

>>150442119
Jobby must not be flushed.