Thread 150388715

WELCOME TO BRAMLEY MOORE DOCK / THE HILL DICKINSON STADIUM!

KICK OFF: 2PM UK

EVERTON: Pickford; O’Brien, Tarkowski (c), Keane, Iroegbunam; Garner, Gana Gueye; Ndiaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish; Barry.
>SUBSTITUTES: Travers, Coleman, Aznou, Alcaraz, Chermiti, Beto, McNeil, Onyango, Armstrong.

BRIGHTON: Verbruggen; Wieffer, van Hecke, Dunk (c), De Cuyper; Baleba, Ayari; Minteh, O’Riley, Mitoma; Welbeck.
>SUBSTITUTES: Steele, Gruda, Hinshelwood, Milner, Boscagli, Kadioglu, Gomez, Veltman, Coppola.

gulls on tour

How many for Thierno Barry lads?

>Grealish starting
good

Just how excited are we for this? Everton are showcasing their new stadium that will hopefully see many years in the premier league, and with gallery play from Grealish and Dewsbury-Hall and the steady stewardship of >moyes let the good times roll

grealish goal incoming

I rate the new stadium. not as soulless as leicester/southampton

it would be SO everton to lose this one

>>150388765
>tattoo

cannot wait for poverton 3-0 loss in their new place

>>150388765
that's a really nice stadium
Steep banks with fans close to the pitch

Operation Anfield Exercise

>>150388770
having seen him play, 0. useless wog

Do players usually bring their kid with them?

Moyseh looks disgusting with his nipples protruding

>shit song
>immediately outsung by away fans

poverton are going to get embarrassed today. moyes is in sunderland relegation mode. 0-4 brighton

two everton fans on comms

Grealish is elite

Moyes looks worried

*unlocks grealish*

>>150388886
that's just his face

Lets go, Grudabros

apparently the stadium stinks of shit because it's right next to a sewage plant

Why aniki so shit this season?

Pickford kicked that into the Mersey

>>150388913
yes its called liverpool

>dream as a kid visiting goodison
>it will never happen now

Baleba being shit again. I wonder if that man u connection pissed him off

EVEEEEEERRRRTON
*high pitched nasally scouse accent* WOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>new stadium
>complete silence from home supporters after just 8 minutes
worst fans in the league

>>150388918
how cat turkbro?

fucks sake barry lad

>>150388913
thats just that typical new stadium smell, goes away after a couple weeks

why did they spend 70 million on tzimas and kostoooulas ?

>>150388913
TMAU some people smell it some people cant

>>150388930
You still can, they are keeping it for the youth & women's team.

classic everton this. misplaced passes, random scouse howling and pickford destroying the grass in the box after 10 minutes. what an occassion.

>>150388988
Nice i thought they’d sell it to developers

>>150388940
Literally the gayest chant I’ve ever heard. Was pissing myself at Leeds fans taking the piss out of it last week
Everton fans did the chant once
Then Leeds fans sang “what the fucking hell was that”
Then you’d hear Leeds fans going
“Wheeeew” randomly

this is a low quality match

that would've been sick

Holy shit
Please let Everton score the first goal

>>150389052
>this is a low quality match

lmao

Elite defensive clearance from Welbeck

>>150388951
had a van for 11 years i'm done now.

>>150389052
Well yeah it's an irrelevant 14 match
Only watching in preparation for a REAL team

That guy Welbz

Lmaoooo

this barry fella looks like he's got an iq of about 65

fucking skull on barry

Good morning

Why not make an attempt to head it at the goal?

grown men wearing official club merch

I heard a scouser say that's shite ya bastard

i've seen enough unleash DCL

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

hehe my boy Grealingz showing them skills

Everton are staying UP!

Grealish making the difference

based jgrealz

Grealish plays for Everton now? What a downgrade

Lfg

>HOMO ALBION
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

everton getting world cup grealish, what a steal

>N’diaye writes his name into the bricks and mortar of this new football palace, and that can never be taken from him
Maybe a bit overboard on the comms?

>>150389139
no one asked you heysel

>Iliman Ndiaye is in Everton history books forever. He was the last scorer at Goodison Park and the first scorer at the Hill Dickinson Stadium.

That'll be a pub quiz question

>>150389154
>teehee i make light of tragedies for internet points

>>150389164
Reddit is more your place

>>150389168
don't like people criticising your dogshit posts do you

>>150389164
go back to your containment thread heysel

>>150389146
rilp blue collared MJ

Does Seamus Coleman still play much

>>150389173
I didn't make that post. In that case I hope you refrain from calling United "Munichs".

maxim decuyper is from the same country as me

>>150389185
well obviously i do i'm not braindead

>>150389186
not a real country

>>150389182
moyes plays Garner who's a CM as LB now, he's mostly there for vet presence nowadays

>>150389201
Coleman's a RB you dafty

>>150389168
how did you get out?
*stuffs you BACK in the locker*

Does the brighton coach have a hair piece? It looks so strange

Grealish even doing work at the back, top lad

>>150389191
Sure you aren't, lad. You wouldn't be on here if you weren't.

>>150389203
oh well i thought he was Baines XD
tbf Jake O'brien is originally a CB so someone OOP still plays over him

why is the stadium silent?

almost 2-0 that, brighton are shook after the 1st goal

Everton could go really far in the league


Problem is they have a retard called moyes

>>150389205
One of the gayest things I've read. How old are you?

>>150389226
just tell him to go back to his containment thread

someone shove stinky into the locker, I'm not touching that

>>150389225
moyes is good, people said it's easy to get an upgrade over him and now they're stuck with graham potter

>>150389226
I want to say 11. I think it's the same leaf who's been shitting up /epl/ all summer.

>>150389238
>t. hardeep singh

brightons front 6 are pretty bad except mitoma who is ok. what is blooms masterplan here?

>>150389208
It has to be

>>150389249
nah this is my first time posting

>>150389244
>gets wet spam into europe two years in a row
>wins a european trophy
>fans complain saying moyesball is bad
>gets sacked
>wet spam turn to shit and are relegation fodder

They get what they deserve honestly

>>150389254
Scam Big Six clubs, compete for no trophies at all. But hey, at least they have a fancy new stadium and aren't a game away from falling out of the Football League(!)

>>150389244
Nuno santo seem like his leaving so he’s the best option
Also you have
Xavi
Southgate
Conceicao
Terzic
Palladino
There’s so many options

>>150389264
We can tell. Lurk 2 years before posting

>>150389244
Lmao

>>150389275
>Southgate

garner lol

Grealingz is pretty good

Everton need better fullbacks

>>150389298
2 finals in a row not his fault english sisses are flopping

West Ham need to go for Dyche

>>150389282
sorry just starting visiting this week, you guys are kinda the bad boys of the internet huh? Better mind my P's and Q's around you fellas!

why are there so many empty seats?

>>150389313
BChilz is available

I CAN'T SCORE

>>150388715 (OP)
>Welbeck
ngmi

>>150389313
They signed Aznou from Bayern, not sure if he's good though
I miss when Everton had the best fullbacks in the league in Baines and Coleman

Why is it so loud? Are they trying to compensate for silent crowd?

>>150389313
everton never cared of adding new fullback for some reason, it's the same club who still started 40yo Ashley Young there just last season.

give me one reason why pickford isn't the best GK in the world

>should be 3 or 4 ahead
>everton somehow winning

>>150389369
He's English

>>150389361
>Why is it so loud? Are they trying to compensate for silent crowd?

>>150389369
alisson exists

The Brighton player looks like Theo james I don’t like footy players that are overly good looking

>>150389393
Oh yeah he does never clocked it. Loved him in the gentlemen

Everton are up 1-0 at halftime

>>150389370

>TOFFEE'D

>>150389423
Thanks for the update couldn't have looked it up myself because I'm blind

my cock stinks

>>150389439
nah thats your breath. you been kissin your mum?

>>150389225
Moyes is the last manager to get Everton to the Champions league you dumb sandnigger. Give him a break

>>150389313
I miss Baines like you couldn't believe

Why don't you just stop the clock when the ball is not in play?

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Slags?

>>150389478
I had him on set pieces on fifa 16

cam on mitoma

>>150389506
Have this picture of Grealish and a black slag

>>150389499
I don't want to watch a five hours long game.

>>150389517
The problem with Tarkowski is that he will he'll do 2 mong decisions for every 1 positive one. A good tackle or break away pass won't make up for the shite he gifts the opposing team. He almost gave O'Riley a goal on the platter because of his neanderthal antics. Should be 1's because of his shite.

>>150388968
>goes away after a couple weeks

The sewage treatment plant will go away after a few weeks?

>Brighton
>More like Shite-on

good finish

HOLY BLOOTER

>>150389547
But who was camera

>>150389551
The game would take the exact same amount of time

BLOOTER

got damn

Wait, a blooter? from fucking everton? What is brighton DOING

Everton are staying UP

what a rocket

GK could've done better i think, it's such a small gap

2 (TWO) assists from our boy Grealingz

>>150389584
Her husband

isn't it quite funny that idrissa gana gueye started going by just gana because in england his surname is obviously the same as our word for homosexual. and now a player has come along called garner and he's left having to just accept being gana gay

That’s a blooter

t. Blooter expert

>>150389638
What makes you a self proclaimed expert of blooters?

>>150388715 (OP)
>OFFICIAL
stuck in the 90's Neger

Welbz is poo
I know he’s always been a bit poo but he’s really poo now

>>150389642
trust the experts

>>150389642
Scored a fair few of them myself at various levels. Playground, in the garden against my dad when he’d had a few cans, my secondary school side and a flat roof pubs teams reserves, in my head when captaining England. I know one when I see one pal

>>150389623
Gay is a not so uncommon surname tho there was a burnley striker a few seasons ago with that name

>>150389667
>Australian literacy

grealish is so fucking good

>>150389681
Don’t gaslight me

>>150389700
You're thinking of Andre G R A Y

Can't tell if Everton are tired or just sitting back to protect the lead

>>150389712
lmao u rite

>>150388824
that right yeah?

Darren Bent please stop speaking so fast and prolonged

Sick of Brighton. High time they fucked off out the league.

Beto looking better than Barry in the 2 minutes he's played

beto is rapid for someone his height

>chelsea have paid for brighton's stadium 3x over
wew

Everton just letting them go through the midfield

I wonder who will win the league this season i hope it’s an underdog team

>>150388928
lmao

The stadium is too grey. They need to blue it up

top 5 finish guaranteed lads. Moyesiah is back. praise it goys.

>>150389804
Everton can realistically win the league

what did kairo say to his mother when he banged his foot?

me toe, ma!

Just got back from morning mass and I see my Toffees are up. Great Sunday so far bros

NO ERA

Brighton need to sub of oreilly and welbz. But they don't have any real attaching player on the bench.

is it true a couple of gays live in Brighton?

First penalty saved in the new stadium

>welbeck
KWAB

how is wellbeck still a thing?

I thought those types of handballs weren’t pens anymore

>spends 5 mins staring at the ball
>doesn't score

what the fuck was that even i saw where it was going

oh no no no, brighton bros

pickford GOAT

welb-ACK

Emirates stadium isn't even 20 years old yet and it looks fucking ancient compared to Spurs and Everton's new stadiums.

Sad. SAD!

>>150389888
Fortress status: YES

>smellbeck
how do you get a penalty saved by t rex pickford lmao

It's going to be a long season

>>150389650
I called it and it happened like always

>>150389906
give it to a black guy
he'll score

>>150389923
Yeah well done lad, you're truly a special talent. Really proud of you.

>>150389916
I was at Elland Road right near the goal the other night and he almost saved that Nmecha pen. He has the most detailed penalty saving bottle I've seen

pickfords having a belter

>>150389930
Like he reads that shit. The only colour code R Pickford needs is to know who’s taking the penalty. As soon as Welbeck stepped up he had already saved it

Boy I sure do love build up passing that builds up to nothing

>>150389930
games gone

>>150389941
i suppose he realised he'd have to make up for his arms with homework

>toffees win
>finna watch /mug/ afterwards

>>150389930
>Pickford's water bottle that he is using in his game against Brighton has Brighton penalty stats
Ground breaking stuff

>>150389650
He does well when playing vs Man U

>>150389963
You're seething

Wellblack only turns elite when brighton play united, rest of the time he doesn't give a shit
Eternal stick up his ass

>>150389969
surely the opposition just need a good camera pointed at this and they know which way the gk is going

>>150389969
50/50 chance it either goes in or it doesn’t

>>150389974
The team I am supporting is loosing 2-0 against neverton and missed a penalty. Of course I am seething

>>150389969
>50/50 left or right
why dont they inform the taker that they're a bot so they don't do that

>>150389969
So basically for 2 or 4 players it is 50/50. I'm sure that's really useful to know.

>>150389981
A reminder that Brighton's entire playing style is reliant on him.

>>150389930
>Pickford autism strats
New meta just dropped

>>150389983
but what if the "gk left" is coded so only pickford knows which way it really means?

>>150389984
It's 100/0 chance it doesn't go in. Did you not see it?

>>150389985
why in the FUCK would an indian support brighton?

>>150389985
I'm a Brighton fan and all I have for this season is bemused detachment. Chemistry ain't there at the moment. Hurzeler trying to make O'Riley happy is costing us.

>>150390004
I lived (near) there 17 years ago for a year

>>150389998
he went left for welbeck like it says though so they haven't thought of that

>>150389990
It says which way they've gone for their recent pens with the numbers and which way to go this time I think

been absolute slurper

>>150390006
This. I am not happy with hurzeler's approach. Needs to use the two greeks at least in endgames.

>>150390008
can't expect everton to not be at least slightly incompetent

>>150390007
>the rare high-loyalty jeet
I unironically doff my cap to you sir, and hope that you aren't suffering too much in your world.

>>150390018
Eh it’s been ok 5/10 entertainment

>>150389969
nigga gonna get gk water bottles banned

>mcneil
unbelievably poor shot

Jgrealz should have had his third assist there

>>150390007
fairs

>>150390007
Sussex CCC and Brighton loyal

>>150390036
and again, this guy is terrible

MOYES MOYES MOYES

We need more players in the level of JGrealz

jgrealz is BACK

Speaking as a neutral to this match, thank you Everton, you have released Deano Grealish from his Pepball torment. Almost forgot how much fun this spastic can be to watch play, really good to have him back. Also, good to see Garner finally coming good, felt like he was doomed to be palmed off to the EFL but maybe he can finally show why he was bought by you lads.

>Everton will have Grealz and Diblingz
Scary stuff

WE DEM MOYES BOYS

>Brighton

Are they really a hipster meme club?

BASED

>>150390112
>possession won: 1st
based

>>150390112
MIDFIELD
A
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T
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>>150390112
get him in the team, Tuchel

>>150390157
from the thumbnail it looks like a giant harmonica

>>150390112
>player of the match
woke nonsense

>>150388715 (OP)
Based James Garner saving Everton from beyond the grave

everton will actually finish in europe this season
hill dickinson + jgrealz is just too strong...

>>150390157
Grim place to put a stadium lol

>>150389369
No trophies

>>150390197
Yeah imagine being in everton/liverpool lmao

>>150390196
They'll make it back to Champions because of Moyesiah's juju

>>150390197
Should have put it in Knutsford.

>>150390157
Isn't muh climate change going to raise sea levels to swallow that promenade in the early 2010s?

https://youtu.be/r85qWk1fXE4?si=Tn-4Z4h2jj0shqYA

Mitoma instant reaction after the game