Thread 150389780

Kick Off: 16:30 (BST)
Venue: Craven Cottage
Referee: Chris Kavanagh

>>150389780 (OP)
Sky 7 game finally

MAN UNITED WIN 3NIL

>>150389780 (OP)
no channel? no lineups?

No me.Period.

for me its life-long fulham fc fan michael jackson

>>150389780 (OP)
low effort thread

>three false 9 again
>mount to be replaced by sesko
>ugarte? no, let's play old casemiro
>he's not playing Portuguese dalot this time
>so you have a back three without defensive full backs because both are attacking wing backs
>bruno trying to do an enzo fernandez and letting alone a casemiro
>bayindir is playing because he saved a penalty on february 31 2025/2024 according to Amorin

>>150389811
tony khan has never come across a death that he didn't try to profit from

>>150389832
how do you know who's playing? faggot OP never posted the lineup

AYO
WHERE'S MAINOO
HUH???
AY
AY
I SAID, WHERE'S MAINOO
WHERE HE AT?
WHERES MAINOO
WHERE THE FUCK IS MAINOO

Format Autist still seething

>>150389845
Mainoo could be playing, you'd never know because OP couldn't be bothered to post the lineup

You gonna finish that burger?

>>150389863
I won't even know what channel to put it on to see the lineups for myself

OP made a shit and it was this thread

Is Mount playing upfront ???

>>150389872
true, this thread has ruined my whole fucking afternoon

FULHAM:Leno (c); Tete, Andersen, Bassey, Castagne; Berge, Lukic; Sessegnon, King, Iwobi; Muniz.
>SUBSTITUTES:Lecomte, Reed, Jimenez, Wilson, Cairney, Traore, Cuenca, Smith Rowe, Robinson.

MAN UTD: Bayindir; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Diallo, Casemiro, Fernandes (c), Dorgu; Mount, Cunha; Mbeumo.
>SUBSTITUTES: Onana, Dalot, Maguire, Zirkzee, Ugarte, Heaven, Sesko, Fredricson, Mainoo.

>>150389843
Fortunately, I don't have a mental disability that prevents me from searching for information on my own.
Imagine complaining for something like format or broadcasting channels where to watch. That would be cringe

>>150389917
>searching for information on my own
why should everyone have to do that when OP could do it for everyone?

>mental disability
yeah you do have a mental disability for not getting this

>>150389915
too late, I piss on this whole thread

>>150389915
>Wasting bandwidth posting the irrelevant 14 shite

hopefully see some goals today. Mbeumo looked decent against Arsenal

>>150389917
Format autist absolutely destroyed by Tony Valencia.

>>150389938
You're having a fucking meltdown you fucking spacker.

Match preview with full lineups and channel information:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1CsqNOjy3s

>>150389952
of course i'm having a meltdown i'm mentally ill you fucking normalfag

LADS

>>150390009
>normalfag
lol you know fuck all about me you fucking mong

Mbeumo is gonna score

>>150389780 (OP)
I hope Cunha pulls down the shorts of a Fulham player and fucks him in front of everyone

/mug/?

why watch this match, it's just a bunch of blacks

>>150390075
surely you mean Cunha

>>150389834
>tony
>profit
kek, hes never drawn a dime in his life. hes addicted to losing money

>>150390104
no. get used to it too
we are back
the vibes are on another level, the positivity is radiating around the club, we believe again
rip MUG

>>150390051
>>150390009
>Noooo I'm weirder than you

Fags

i love cunha so much

>>150390119
>getting butthurt like a cuck when some footie lad is black
kek

FT score

2:1 Best Ham

>>150390218
>have your entire face and ass BLACKED
>don't get butthurt
ccccuk

>>150390202
Kek I saw Shaw said this was the best group he'd ever worked with. He loves a cute little soundbite doesn't he.

Who are the good guys here?

>>150390051
we don't sign our posts here

will we get a second moral victory in a row

>>150390246
mug

this is amorim's best chance at stringing together two wins in a row, after the moral victory against arsenal

>Number of games to get back to back wins
Frank: 2
Amorim 28*

* - still ongoing

what does he do?

eating a burger bros, what's your game fuel?

Just discovered united fan Shania Howard

bros... it's happening

Surely Manchester United won't have any trouble winning this game.

>>150390309
> ses

>>150390309
I look like this

>utd fans saying the need a win here to make top 5
gonna be good watching the reality set in this year

>>150390388
can I fuck you?

Hey ho Sesko
Hey ho Sesko
Hey ho Sesko
He'll terrorize the back line
Defenders wanting full time
Man United losing their mind
Benj's top!

>>150390388
You got MSN babe? X

>>150389917
MOUNT AGAIN WHAT

>>150390309
>What Manchester United does to you

as much as i want utd to lose
fulham are not that good

>>150390405
no, but I can fuck (you) :)
>>150390415
not into incels, sorry

HEY HO SESKO!
HEY HO SESKO!

>>150389917
>Sessegnon and Iwobi
I remember the browns on the fan channels saying without sources that United were in for each of them over the last few years. Expect spite-fueled masterclasses from both.

>>150390428
shut up, fag

ok, weve waited long enough. i think its fair to say sesko is a flop. guy cant even get in the team and amorim is picking non-strikers over him up front. i get playing badly, but not even being able to start in this united side is damning

Pre match slags?

>>150390388
post feet now!

le 70M bench warmer

AMORIM OUT

>>150390309
What causes that? The makeup?

>>150390447
no need to sign your posts

>>150390464
It was actually £73.7 million plus bonuses

>>150390398
they need a win to keep believing in THE PROCESS, otherwise they will return to the /mug/ void of despair
they need to win this and next game

TONY
do I watch Ful Ham or your shite wrestling event?

>>150390470
>get new coach
>have shit players
>players play like shit
>get new coach
>have shit players
>players play like shit
>get new coach
>have shit players
>players play like shit
>...

FUCK KING CHARLES, FUCK THE LONDON BRIDGE, FUCK THE BEATLES, FUCK DAVID BECKHAM, FUCK ENGLAND'S NATIONAL TEAM, FUCK BRITISH SLAGS, FUCK ENGLAND AND SPECIALLY FUCK FISH & CHIPS.

>>150390475
>defending a fag
hahaha get blacked, cuck

>>150390472
cum

Mark Goldbridge is doing a poll on who would you rather start, Bayindir or Onana?
I genuinely don't know which to pick

>>150390495
i thought we were friends mexico

>>150390464
Tulip looks like the Wednesday Owl at a glance from that angle.

>>150390495
say what you want about king Charles but leave the slags alone

>>150390498
>uk
>fag
>blacked
>cuck

you are embarrassing. Absolute state of you

I accept your concession

>>150390494
Why do they keep buying shit players then

>>150390512
always curious about what insurance fraud investigator brent de cesar has to say

>>150390495
>FUCK FISH & CHIPS.
Oh come on amigo thats just unnecessary

>>150390527
an even more blacked post from you, portufag. absolutely disgusting

>>150390472
All women are ugly and look like men without make-up and long hair

>>150390512
Bayindir keeps goal decently until he makes a retarded mistake.
Onana keeps goal poorly until he pulls out a phenomenal save.
I'd keep Bayandir and play him into form, Banana is a mediocre shot stopper even on a good day.

Can't wait to watch this game for free on my free online stream

Watching Pickfords post match interview, I swear that cunt has autism or is a skizo.

United surely can’t lose this one, right?

>>150390511
>>150390543
Looks like chemical burns ffs
>>150390549
You sick fuck! THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!

WHY DOES THIS WETBACK FAGGOT REFUSE TO PLAY A STRIKER?!

big zirk status?

>>150390549
wtf
@sky @skysports @metpoliceuk

>>150390558
Watch Grealish it looked like he was about to start crying

>>150390563
you think you know better than the coach?

fuck off

>>150390472
it's her face when a white guy tried to flirt with her when she's been black owned since puberty

>>150390558
grealish was smiling

>>150389780 (OP)
Where are the line-ups? If you're not going to put in any effort to these threads, please don't make them, thanks.

>>150390569
PTSD from the home envasion?

>>150390563
The new chap isn't considered match fit yet, and the other option is Chido Obi (or however you spell it).

>>150390575
why are Indian people like this?

Sky Sports just said that United have benched Sesko again because he’s been told them he’s been too busy house hunting this week to be focussed on the game

>>150390574
does Ruben Amorim fuck your wife? fucking hell, mate

Mugged status?

>>150390574
You're going to get sucked by Christmas, lil Ruben

>>150390592
Possibly, But more like the way he was treated at city really got to him - he starts looking like the emotions bubbling up when he said "I absolutely loved my time at Man City but..."

>Mount

Fucking why hasn't he been dumped out on loan to Coventry or something? Utterly useless

>>150390603
How hard is it to catch a house? It's not like they are moving or something. Sounds like a terrible hunter instinct to me. Yanited scammed yet again

>cucked by Mason FUCKING Mount
fucking hell, Cisco is finished

>>150390619
*sacked
DAMN IT

>>150390628
Coventry is too good for him.

Utd looked good against Arsenal. Easy win today

>>150390611
>>150390619
the decisions I take for my team are my responsibility. You can comment all you want, i don't really care.

Fulhams ground is too shite to be in the PL, there should be rules

utd to be top 4 this season
i am from the future

>>150390628
he's literally the smartest player since Frankie L, m8

>>150390309
Battered /mug/

Did Sesko fuck amorim wife, why the fuck would you drop your only world class player

>>150390495
>FUCK BRITISH SLAGS
im trying
>>150390582
His smile and optimism: restored.

anyone have a sky stirm that isnt lagging

i have like 1000 links to burger streams and then one laggy sky

>>150390309
soog after the weekly /mug/ orgy

>>150390512
Obviously, this doesn't even count the Europa league or cup games

Utd are gonna be the ones mugging you off today, obsessed tards

>>150390650
? Always thought Craven Cottage

>>150390670
>your only world class player
You mean Maguire?

LET'S GO FULHAM LETS GO

>>150390650
I should punch your lights out

also why the fuck are they late?

Kneeling status?

Lads what should I give my friend for his 30th birthday?

>>150390704
A bottle.

>>150390688
No, out of all man utd player the only one that had serious offers for big clubs (barcelona, juventus, liverpool, real madrid ) has been Sesko the retard just decided liepzig was better even when the manager there prefered openda lmao

>>150390704
blowjob

>>150390695
why do you care? I had something to discuss with the team

nice play by mount

i'm not watching this, I won't participate in the islamification of UK society

inb4 Fulham play like prime Barcelona

Come on Fulham

>>150390704
Invite him out for drinks and meet some girls

Liquid football

>>150390704
>Maguire, Mainoo, Ugarte, Šeško, Zirkzee cant even start for the 15th place team

is it fair to say their united careers are pretty much over at this point?

Choked the only chances they'll get

Exercise complete, footy time on

>>150390650
Luton's made it, Craven cottage is alright in comparison

>Neville creaming his knickers already
He never learns does he

Miss the Ten Hag /mug/s
The Amorim ones just don’t hit the same

TWICE
this team is linking up in the opponent area
WTF

I've seen enough, just give us the title now

Fuck I swear we're just unlucky

Let’s be honest this United team actually looks good

>>150390745
ive been here so long ive heard the same thing about the mourinho, ole at the wheel and some other guy too

>>150390309
beautiful princess

EPL is off to a boring start, hope this game will be good

be honest abus, you're scared of how much better united look this season

>>150390743
>his finishing looked amazing in the warmup
>instantly blasts one over and then hits the post like a spastic
Lmao “the fucking warm up” get a grip you huel drinking nonce

>>150390745
Is he or "Russell" Martin worse?

>>150390747
>believing the hype

>>150390745
Too much failure from Amorim's, need some wins to build delusion for when it all falls apart again

inexcusable not to win this, fulham have only spent 500k

>>150390766
They look shit but sesko might be alright

>>150390762
Mbuemo and Cunha are really good signings honestly, not world class by any means, but will actually make United better for sure

>>150390780
Are they just banking the parachute payments?

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE /MUG/MAS

>>150390769
they're no longer running like chickens or crossing in every attack
it's actually an improvement
they need to score tho

MUTV micing up the customers away end as usual

>>150390788
kek

>>150390762
They look a lot better. Not totally convincing yet though

post the Mount TikTok someone, you know the one

iwobi and bassey look exactly the same

I miss him, bros...

>>150390796
Steady on lad, can we have hallo/mug/ first it's only August.

OHHHH HEEEM POKEY

United will win

Nigga named burger bruh!!!

>>150390794
classic tony khan maneuver

>>150390796
it really is

>>150390813
its ok, sesko is the new rasmus

Get up, you girl

>>150390785
lol they don't

How do I watch this match in the land of the free?

Vaxx status?

it's not the same without Onana in the goal

>casemiro
>mbuemo
>shaw
we should just eat the other team.

>>150390780
wwe are releasing wrestlers
his toy box comes first
please understand

scamorim has managed to shoehorn 5 attacking midfielders into 1 xi

its retarded but im kinda impressed

>>150390845
True

>>150390836
The channel I'm watching has a "Live USA" logo in the top right

digits and this is a 1-0 slurper

bros I'm starting to suspect Fulham are shit

>>150390836
> Lords year 2025
> he still doesnt habe the sites
Sigh...

>>150390845
Honestly Mbuemo just looks so repulsive I hate him just for that
He’s not just a plain old nigger there’s something off about him.

>>150390845
>we

flying pig just called mbuemo mr popo on stream
surely thats racist

>>150390848
He loves a number 10 and thats kino

>>150390836
footybite dot to

>>150390858
2-1 to Fulham I’m calling it now

>>150390865
yes

Is this the best yanited have looked in years?

>mount is still playing
wtf i thought he retired

Bruno a total ghost now that they have better players LOL

How we feeling so far /mug/ sisters?

>>150390865
the asians are unironically better man utd fans than the brits on /sp/. theyre the only ones not constantly seething or delusional

>>150390883
Okay Tan.

Foul 1 for Catshit. Let's see how many he gets away with today.

>>150390863
he's got that hyper muslim mecca look

>>150390882
united can't score for shit, and fulham aren't good enough to score twice, it's gonna be fulham 1 - 0 man united

Cam on Fulham

good looking speculative effort from 30 yards that never result in goals: the team

FIRE AMORIM

>>150390869
Disgusting.

>>150390884
Yeah, losing at home and not scored a goal all season, they're looking great.

>>150390898
>catshit
Turn your vpn off or self deport I can smell the curry from here

>>150390796
ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE /mug/MAS
EVERYWHERE YOU GO
TAKE A LOOK AT THE MAN U END, ITS YELLOW AND GREEN AGAIN
WITH ANGRY BAMES AND NO POINTS TO SHOW

ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE /mug/MAS
GOYS IN THE CLUB STORE
BUT THE PRETTIEST SIGHT TO SEE IS THE CUSTOMER SEETHE
ON THE /sp/ BOARD

>>150390894
I have those same shoes in white

>>150390869
Mbeumo is /strongmind/ and doesn't care

>>150390894
it's not looking great, fulham can't get out of their own half

basedyindir

>sign sesko
>put mount up front instead

>>150390921
kek

bayindir is terrifying

bayindir saved something

>>150390894
Ye of little faith.

>>150390894
Just fapped to moroccan zina. I love a fat beurette from morocco

>>150390921
Simply a work of art.

>>150390926
why are your feet so small? would you accept my proposal to put my tallywhacker in your hole?

>>150390854
I don’t have that channel, surprisingly
>>150390881
Thanks for that giant porn advertisement of a website

>no striker
>can't score
AMORIM OUT

i've seen enough
amorim out

About 5 minutes before
>AND JOSH KING SCORED AGAINST HIS FORMER CLUB… WHATS THIS? HES RUN TO THE AWAY END AND GOT HIS COCK OUT INFRONT OF THE UNITED FANS

you have to score that

holy shit almost bayindir assist

Scor sam fackin gol

lovely ball and touch. Shame about the finish

>>150390894
Asking for it

I CAN'T SCORE

i've seen enough
amorim out

>>150390936
the van gaal way

he remembered how to goalkeeping
cunha close

>>150390879
Are Europeans ready for Trump to rig the world cup for the US?

Whenever I watch United I think back on a solicitor I met in Dublin this January. He had just finalized a divorce with his wife and went to the same pub as me to watch Chelsea United.
He bought me two pints despite me saying I didn’t like United and then left.

/mug/bros, do we want amorim to stay or is he actually decent enough for us to encourage yanited to continue their spiralling spree?

>>150390836
>https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv?tab=readme-ov-file
I downloaded the index file and loaded it up into VLC. Stream buffers a bit but there's other sports networks on there

Cunha is my favourite currently active player

keep it up like this and ratcliffe wont need to sign lammens

AMORIM OUT

United are losing this one lads

holy

>no good midfielders or fullbacks or goalie
>transfer window opens
>spend all your cash on 3 attackers
>cant score

>>150390979
Did you kiss?

what was cunha moaning about after nearly scoring from a route-one ball? is he going to be another bruno?

>>150390977
what stream are you using?

>>150390999
>buy striker for a fuck ton of cash
>bench him

>>150390978
>implying hes not gonna rig it for israel

BAYINDIR DA GOAT

>>150391005
No, that’s why he left

Basedyindir

u-n-i
t-e-d

how can someone who's 2m tall be so weak

Miss Banana like you wouldn't believe lads

>>150390978
Yes and we can't wait. Love when a host team does some shenanigans to get wins. This is why the brazilian world cup was so shit. Qatar used all the shenanigans to get argentina the world cup instead of their own team making them cucks.

can someone share a stream link?

>>150391032
strength depreciates after 190cm (or so I've been told)

bayindir has serious problems with corners

THIS IS UNWATCHABLE

okay i need those first 5 minutes magic back

So they've managed to spend a billion more dollars on a squad that can link up play a little better than last year, but still can't fucking score. Is that about right?

>>150391056
>bayindir has serious problems
Could have stopped there.

Hello everyone, i hope you are all having a nice comfy day

>>150391036
literally the only fun part of watching yanited was the inevitable howler from him

now it's just like watching stoke or norwich, but without the memes

>>150391032
Bulking up when you are that tall will severely diminish agility.

>>150391056
They don’t have them in Turkey if the ball goes out of play they all just sit on a plastic chair and have a shisha for 5-10 minutes

>>150391050
cracksports me

>>150391059
You're too broke to buy a proper tv ?

Shaw has a big bum

uh not another corner

Come on Full Ham, score some goals

>>150391050
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stream#/media/File%3APotok_pod_jezerom_1.jpg

>>150391069
>now it's just like watching stoke or norwich

A solid mid to lower half club that plays so boring the only reason people watch them is because they dont want to upset their grandad

>>150391073
thanks fren

why are you all so horny today?

>>150391080
That's someone's son.

>>150391075
its called a computer monitor

just got reminded that Canada and the US are hosting the next world cup. good thing they have lots of indian guys ready to support all the teams.

>>150391088
How is would it be for me to fuck a spanish girl if I go to lloret del mar next weekend

>>150391088
We’re currently watching the foreplay leading up to Manchester United getting shagged anally up the arse we’re all starting to get chubs on and we’re all starting to feel it

Idea: footy but all players can act as goalie if they are in that little box inside the goalie area

>>150391063
he's not bad saving some shots
but at corners he becomes a mouse

>>150391067
we are not here to have fun

>>150390985
where do i put it into vlc? i got the index link the m3u one but i dunno where to enter it. i put it into open network stream but didnt do anything

What’s the point of not starting Sesko? They clearly lack finishing.

Is Bruno playing?

>>150391095
So is Singapore, right?

>>150391080
Why does she expose her belly all the time

Cunha & Mbeumo are decent

this shit is dire lad, fuck amorim

>>150391088
Cunha has that effect on people

>Man U in black shorts

I approve.

>>150391113
yeah he's at his diving best

>>150391109
Mount X factor

>>150391080
I'd think this was a porn whore if I didn't know otherwise.

>>150391115
...yes.

>>150391108
thats the only reason anyones here
nothing is as fun as a cheeky united meltdown

>>150391021
Based

Cunhas really good today

AMORIM OUT

>>150391112
Not sure how tall pacey foreigner from foreign hipster league no.1324 is going to help that

slurper

going to give me a damned amorimsm

>>150391101
>lloret de mar
>spanish
have fun with british roses

>>150391148
Sesko is good though

I'm old enough to remember how absolute trash De Gay was at corners in his first couple seasons

>>150391151
2, is that even a competition?

>>150391151
calling dibs on #2

They’re not a good team they just have a few Johnny foreigners who can run fast this year

>>150390863
He looks like the future prime minister of England and simultaneously someone who will fix my car for good price boss and simultaneously someone who sells drugs to kids and beats his wife

>>150391127
The united CL strip with the white shorts and white socks will always be my favourite

>>150391132
Why are London women so obsessed with money? Matched with one on holidays in the south of france and her first message was "take me out shopping or dont waste my time"

Mugbros... You told me Cunha wasn't more of the same... You told me he wasn't just Brazilian Zirkzeee...

>>150391167
>>150391170
as long as nobody claims #1 i'm fine, idc i like fat chicks a LOT

manu is not going to score this season more than 10 goals... while other than that they look better than usual

but they are pretty fucking far from scoring. betting asian hadnicap bets against them is bulletproof money

>>150391151
All of them. Same time.

>>150391151
If you pick anything other than #1 you are certifiably gay.

>>150391108
Being comfy is a human right

>>150390863
>>150391173
He looks black and Muslim it’s a bad combination

I gave your mom the full ham if you catch my meaning

>>150391179
All women are like that and don't be a betabuxxer

>>150391166
Alright grandpa, don't have a stroke.

amad isnt a fullback or wingback, hes so bad defensively

>>150391179
Women are evil and anglos are the most evil race (of humans)

>>150391182
He's certainly silenced the doubters with his moral goals in Man United's moral victories

>>150391173
he does look someone who could replace the clutch on my 2001 nissan almera for a reasonable price

A 0-0 draw should end in a penalty shootout to decide who gets the point.

>>150391127
My favourite is the all black kit 2017/18, ultra kino

>>150391189
BASED
>>150391182
don't talk shit about big ZIRK

>>150391069
>Bruno tantrum
>Amaorim close up with his 24% win record displayed in a graphic
>Mount pretends to be injured after 35 mins
>Camera pans to the 90m striker warming the bench for the worst attack intnhe league
>Camera pans to the 75m striker beside him
>Commentators spend 15 mins talking about how Kobbie 'cant get a game for 15th on the league' Mainoo is Zidance reincarnate

plenty to laugh at

Struggling against Fulham SAD!

>>150391189
Beauty comes, in part, from frailty. If you pick #1, your dick has taken control over your mind.

Fernandes is invisible

this game is shit
united are hopeless

>>150391166
This, King David The Homosexual took a few seasons to bed in, then was unironically elite and United's best player for years, then fell off from his own high standards at the end, only to be replaced by a worse goalkeeper than himself (even at that stage in his career).
Reminder that Banana was signed to have a goalkeeper with better distribution for Ten Hag's system, and then proceeded to demonstrate no better distribution than De Gea's "hoof it up" and "kick to a fullback" approach alongside significantly worse shot stopping.
>that being said De Gea was always fucking dire with penalties and was single handedly responsible for losing Ole the Europa League, so make of that what you will

>>150391151
#1

the only josh king for me is joshua king

sancho is so fucking based
hes rejected roma today because he wants to sit at united and get his 300k a week until his contract expires

what a /mug/ chad

>Trying to play Iwobi as a 10 where he needs creativity and football intelligence
>not playing him out wide for his pace and power

>>150391151
Mom 1 a bit too fat and mom 3 is built like a fridge

>>150391194
He looks like the future

>>150391203
I still remember my dad losing his shit during the 1994 world cup. I was crying in the kitchen because I didn't know what was happening and why everyone was yelling

>>150391234
i can't even imagine getting 300k a year, let alone a week...

both teams looking bad to be honest

Bruno trying a stupid pass as usual

>>150391234
BOSS

Reminder: This is a MUST WIN game for Manchester United

>>150391236
iwobi has 0 pace..

FERNANDES WELCOME TO AL ITTIHAD

standard bruno performance

>>150391234
Incredible how far he's fallen after that excellent first spell at Dortmund. Reminds me of Dele Alli

>>150391179
>take me out shopping
Was she mental? Torturing men with shopping trips is wife's privilege, not some tinder slag's on a first date

>>150391224
Who cares about such things when presented with a thick goddess like that?

>>150391253
I know that’s a lie just by looking at him

>>150391088
not me
just had sex with my gf

mbeumo should try his luck on the other wing. bassey is outnogging him.

>>150391151
3 > 2 > 4 > 1

.

>>150391259
>Was she mental?
She's a modern zoomer woman, I think that speaks for itself

Mbeumo's been messing up every play. All he's good for is for a good plapping, the thick buck

>>150391234
Youth are proper mercenary today, all they care about is money, nothing else.

No wonder the youngers hate Ronaldo, he has a work ethic and it must look so strange to kids who see football as a job to extract money from

>amorim on less than 1ppg in the EPL
>a 0-0 draw vs Fulham would actually improve his ppg record
Kek what a shit meme club

>>150391263
>>150391277
holy fucking BASED

>>150391249
Shoe horning him to play deeper doesn't work that well because now he just randomly hoof it forward.

why is mount on the fucking pitch?

>>150391247
You wont gain 300k net over your entire life

>>150391296
Sesko is a flop

Commentators silent as it dawns on everyone there's nothing else to say about this utterly shit team

>>150391278
rabbit = your liverpools, your arsenals, your man citys
tortoise = utd

yeah this amorimball isnt working

they look slow as shit theres no quick counters

>need goals
>buy a striker
>don't play said striker
Is Amorim legit dumb?

Mount is so shit as usual

>>150391278
Bunny was winning until some crazy bugwoman scared it

>>150391278
Subhumans

Still Vince

>>150391286
imagine leaving united when it had that dressing room full of strongminded winners, and then coming back to current united dressing room
probably broke his mind, couldnt believe it

>>150389780 (OP)
Fernandez needs to be sold, buy someone who can pass. That includes Mount, its insane how much that fraud is getting paid for such predictables passes.

>>150391234
BOSS

Why are the comms and the media and social media all waxing lyrical about how good United are when I can see with my own eyes that they are just as shit as before except with a bit more PACE and POWER and PRESSING

>>150391203
Don't have a STOKE hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

AMORIM OUT
ANGE IN

>iwobi

Sounds like something a toddler says when they're learning to speak and they shit themselves

when nuno gets sacked ratcliffe should get him in

>>150391151
4 > 2 > 1 > 3

>>150391327
>>150391250
he actually BOSSmogs alexis. i never thought it was possible

I doubt mount would even start for Everton. Only at kike united do piles of shits start.

>>150391291
Alex Ferguson is largely responsible for the club’s current state, but many people aren’t ready for that discussion.

>>150391286
>just cut your wage in 3

>>150391328
Gaslighting so they don't sign anyone

>>150391313
But they looked dangerous for 10 minutes in the first half so sky sports will have enough clips to do a package where Gary Neville talks about how much they’ve improved and how dangerous they look this year

Why is bruno so shit? United should've binned thay fraud off ages ago. They keep the same shit players for way too long. It's obviously not working.

>>150391234
I don't care how """promising""" he was, you should never under any circumstances sign a player with a Sonic the Hedgehog tattoo.

mount is such a perfect youtube compilation player

nothing from the right side yet. Amad and Mbeumo been quiet

>>150391328
they're looking much better than their near relegation season which gives the illusion of being elite

>>150391234
i'm putting together a team

>>150391355
especially when he isnt even fast

to this day i dont understand how Mount got to be where he is
He was decent in the eredivisie with Vitesse but nowhere near 40m+ transfer worthy

Anyone got /mug/ withdrawals?

Feel like not going to get a fix today

Not even Manure are shite enough to lose to Full Ham

>>150391316
I imaging the tortoise wins most time. It's stuck in a narrow corridor with no turning room and freedom at the end.

The bunny has loads of space and no real reason to get to the end (with all the people at there too)

>>150391333
I mean, if you're going to finish 3 points away from relegation, you might as well make it fun.

>>150391151
dont get the hate for 3
she looks like pure sex

>>150391359
Yeah, Bassey completely shut him off.

Still waiting for a proper pass from Mount or Fernandez.

>>150391348
And once his contract is up, who would buy a bench warmer? More to life than just money, quality of life is more important.

Imagine willingly staying in England when the whole world is possible

>>150391352
He's playing a role that he ain't suitable for

>>150391346
because he left a shite team behind and publicly named Moyes as his successor despite only being the 4th choice?

>>150391245
First WC I remember was '98 and my dad told me when I was collecting the stickers for the stickerbook that Bulgaria was a really good team.
I think you guys got smashed by Italy or someone in the group and I never remember Bulgaria mentioned again. Good times.

>>150391371
never doubt uniteds ability to make fools out of themselves

Mount clearly tossed to the ground

>>150391346
>It's not enough that I win, others should fail
- Alex Ferguson

two years out of europe will surely bankrupt this club and push it out of the big six right?

Theyre desperate

no era

era?

>>150391377
Racism

>>150391371
you had one last week you greedy git

shaw is fucking rugby tackling the mother fucker behind them though

>>150391234
I never wanted to sign him in the first so, I feel vindicated

REFCHESTER PENITED AT IT AGAIN

Fucking VARball

no era

Gay sport

>>150391234
300k a week to just sit on your ass and blow on whores and bullshit. He's living the life

No era

Never an era.

>>150391359
Because Mount can't pass to the left mate. What match are you watching??

The saved penalty is part of the full /mug/ experience. Trust the plan.

That was a proper judo move

>>150391328
one of them was saying how the man united supporters "want the process to get results now they don't want to waste a year" lol do these clowns actually think they're getting into europe this year?

Everyone was was jossling there, how do you give it against fulham?

Lmao VAR just spent 2 minutes looking for a penalty to Manchester United while the game continued

lol

kek, eat my shit ABUs

>>150391386
it was Spain

grim grim grim

era tbqh

For a first date i would expect to be treated like a princess, so many men are broke, what use are you to me?

>only showing one angle

fucking rigged bullshit

>>150391258
He was fine at Chelsea last season and won a trophy, why would he throw away free money. He'll be fine once he leaves manure, their stupid fault for putting him on that wage.

that's a pen

This is the most blatant refball I've ever seen. They did it like 10 minutes later

Lmao the brown envelopes are out

why are they just ignoring the Shaw hauling the defender to the ground beside them?

clear and obvious pen

>>150391367
mount looked real fast with vitesse

Back to basics
>Bruno (P) 37'

How the fuck is that a pen man

always a pen

this is pretty sad that they need penalties to score first score of the season now

Shaw is doing the same fucking thing! This is insane.

rigged

rigged as fuck

uh oh, they're gonna start seething now

nah, fuck off. im going for lunch. this sport is dead

What the fuck that was ages ago, what if Fulham scored, would they have stopped the game and decided it was a pen earlier?

Hahahaha what a twat

It looks so much worse in slow mo he barely even had hold of him in real time

meanwhile de ligt is throwing down the other defender kek

stupid rigger

pro manure bias as usual from the VAR

just ignore the shaw foul I guess

Both were pulling
Gay shit

Dumb fucking ape

Worse rigging than LeLiga

MLSball. The yankees always win.

manc scum

var decision:
whatever manure want

manchester united cannot afford to be near relegation zone, penalty

y'all faggots stay mad

This is a joke right?

manure monkeys cheating again

RIGGED

abus think this is MMA keeeek

>>150391454
unironically yes
you now remember when the game was called and then they came back out to give utd a penalty

wow

AMORIM OUT
BRUNO OUT

I GOTTA FEELING

lol should have sold Bruno

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KARMA
KARMA
KARMA
KARMA

BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE BALL DON'T LIE

HAHAHAHAHA

We’re still playing selfish, not united

GAME'S GONE

SLUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP

i arent think it was an era

MUG MUG MUG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/

Remember when the Italian league was exposed for match fixing?

That would never happen in the billionaire owned premier league

HOLY FUCKING KEK

>>150391278
they should write a story about this

POONO POONANDES
POONO POONANDES
POONO POONANDES

that is the worst pen bruno fernandes has ever taken holy fuck hahahaha

OH MY DAYS LMAO

MUG
MUG
MUG

reminder that this was to make up for the missed var the other day so you cant be mad

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150391373
True, they could've at least spared a carrot to motivate the bunny to move forward

Never a pen

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What a fucking dogshit penalty.

ball dont lie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KWAB

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D

/MUG/

KEK WHAT A BITCH
W
A
B

/mug/

FUCKING CUNT

kwab

IT'S ALL PART OF THE COMPLETE /MUG/ EXPERIENCE.

JUSTICE

Hahahaha Fernandes you shitty cunt kwab

luke shaw does the exact same foul behind him
how is the fulham one a foul and the united one isn't?

>MANURE
MANURE
>MANURE
MANURE
>MANURE
MANURE
>MANURE
MANURE
>MANURE
MANURE
>MANURE
MANURE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sell him!!!!!!!! BENT TWATTT

>Chris Kavanagh, hated by non United fans for always favouring United
>Chris Kavanagh, hated by United fans for always favouring United's opposition
Perfect balance, in all things.

Šeško scores that

A ball just flew over my house

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAGA

BRUNO FERNANDES
WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH

MUGCHADS HOW WE DOIN?????

THIS FUCKING TEAM

>refs try their hardest to gift them a goal
>fucks it up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's that Bruno chant?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based fernandes not unwanting an unfair advantage in the match

great sportsmanship from our captain. respect from serbia.

cracksports is down

KARMA BITCH

Man Utd never going to score ever again.

CHECK THE TAPE FOR MORE PENALTIES

KWAABBBBBB

This team is never scoring another goal again.

>be a bitch to the ref
>sky your penalty
Hahahahhahahaa REFS RULE THE GAME BABY.

MUG IS UNDEFEATED!!!!!

>>150391474
thoughts and prayers

>>150391481
>>150391530

LMAOOO

lmao second time casemeiro has dived

BRO KNEW IT WAS NEVER A PEN

Apart from it being 20 minutes ago, why the fuck is he judo tossing a player? Why did he think that would help his team?

Told my da he'd sky it tho and I was right kek

so, it's happening again

I was just walking through West London and a ball hit me on the head wtf

West London here, a football just landed in my garden

Can we get rid of Bruno already ffs. I don't give a shite if you wants to play for the club.

LITERALLY the only thing he's supposed to be good at

>>150391450
Hehehehehe

>>150391581
thats a man

LMAO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150391590
no impulse control

>>150391595
Saudis offered 100 mill

>>150391602
Das raycis

>>150391590
He's showing the AEW guys across town how to work brother

>>150391562
bruno fernandes he looks like a rat

bruno has been absolute shite from kickoff mind pinging long balls to nowhere

Can't believevwe could have got 100mil for Fernandez. Such a fraud. Its bad enough we have Mount.

Recycle

>>150389902

>>150389902

>>150389902

>>150391592
>>150391593
hows the carnival

>we played way better than arsenal it was a moral victory
>loses against fucking tony khan FC after being gifted a penalty
/mug/ reigns eternally

>>150391601
She's gorgeous

PENALTY ROUTINE FRUSTRATED
LOLOLOLOL

>>150391601
She's hideous

How tf did they reject 100 million for him

bruno is a clown

Fermandez too busy complaining to the ref. Put him in the stands instead.

>>150391599
"men" wish they could get that thigh fat

>>150391652
*he

5 years and you still don't have someone who you can rotate for Fernandez, wtf is going on at this club.

Altay leading in bonus points in FPL
How come?

I could have taken a better free kick

Slags?

>stand in an offside position and push defender onto the ball causing the OG
>"nothing wrong with that"

>>150392045
>>150392045
>Slags?