Thread 150389902

BANK HOLIDAY SUPER SUNDAY

KICK-OFF: 4:30PM UK

FULHAM:Leno (c); Tete, Andersen, Bassey, Castagne; Berge, Lukic; Sessegnon, King, Iwobi; Muniz.
>SUBSTITUTES:Lecomte, Reed, Jimenez, Wilson, Cairney, Traore, Cuenca, Smith Rowe, Robinson.

MAN UTD: Bayindir; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Diallo, Casemiro, Fernandes (c), Dorgu; Mount, Cunha; Mbeumo.
>SUBSTITUTES: Onana, Dalot, Maguire, Zirkzee, Ugarte, Heaven, Sesko, Fredricson, Mainoo.

anime

Anime

Why did he try to head that lol

I've never seen a keeper this shit at corners holy fuck

Do you think you could speak into a microphone at a stadium full of people like the refs have to do now?

bayindir gets bullied in every corner

Bayindir? More like Shitindir.

>>150391631
>>150391632
end your worthless life you fucking paedophiles

anime (only the ones with big naked tits in em)

should've got thomas frank desu

trust the system /mug/

I will wank to soogs joi if we get a /mug/

>>150391639
wew that is bad

Lads is being addicted to women a mental illness

fuck off Bruno

I hope you all have a blessed Sunday

>want utd to lose
>remember its fulham
what a horrible game this will end up being

>>150391645
This so much

Blurnemouth till I die

bruno time to get the saudi bag

bruno's head has gone

>>150391645
nice projection tranny YWNBAW

bayindir is fucking dogshit m80s

Bruno out at HT wtf is he doing

>>150391645
>end your worthless life you fucking pe- ACK

>>150391655
Yes. You should balance it out by jerking off to trannies every now and then.

Bruno aiming for Saudi

>ref bumped his routine

ew what - my mans 91% record reeeeeee

They've somehow gotten worse than Ten Hag's United LEL

I dont have any sympathy

>>150391680
this so much this

>be small attacker on a set piece
>try to wrestle and block bigger defender from getting to the ball
>have no intention of competing with him for the ball
>bigger defender throws you off him
>this is now a penalty

Make it make sense

>>150391655
the illness is called being normal

wtf was that

>>150391684
a draw is a fullham victory therefore a /mug/

Who /refs/ here?

>>150391655
If you mean like giving money to whores on onlyfans, yes that's absolutely mental illness.

>>150391692
Don't think anyones scored or taken as many either to be fair

round 2 (#1 is mai waifu)

>>150391639
100 million pound player apparently

>>150391680
this guy knows ball

>>150391687
Reckon they can get him back in a couple of months.

I hate all moids, and all English people

You know remember that German fullback who played for Fulham. I've forgot his name.

>>150391697
fulham wins 0-0 /soon/

AMORIM OUT

Digits and Full of Ham blooter

mbumo has given up

>>150391710
>tattoos
dropped

>>150391710
>wants to have a wank with men
get back in your 'cord ghoul before I put you there myself

>>150391710
3 all day!

What's this kebab goalie doing lmao

>>150391710
#1, #4, #2, #3

>>150391694
he was having a good game as well. absolute var

>>150391700
What kind of personal attack is this? Wtf have I done to you swedebro. Uncalled for.

this keeper fucking hell

Full Hams 1-0

united are still garbage somehow

>no day off tomorrow
feels bad man

Forget halftime slags, post cute /sp/.

lmao fulham are unironically better

>>150391710
1 all day

>>150391719
Riether?

>>150391710
there can only be one.

Bayindir is so shit at corners omg

bayindir just flopped lmao

>>150391739
Impeccable taste.

>>150391710
4 > 2 > 1 > 3

Putting -oid at the end of any people or thing you don't like feels very troon coded but I could be wrong

>>150391710
4 > 2 > 1 >3

R8 my set up.

I’ve missed the 1st half because I’ve been watching the Emma Raducanu match over on Sky Sports Tennis (channel 407)
She won btw

>>150391764
>t. moid

>>150391755
I like her mommybot series.

fulham poo

kek yanited are fucking comical

all that money and they're still playing shaw and mount and their new players are fucking gash

literally no quality out there.... no only will sacking amormeme cost them money, the new manager will want another 200m lmao

Bruno off for Mainoo and bring Onana on too

>>150391764
you're wrong yankoid

never would have believed that amorin could take utd to new depths

reckon we get keknana for the second half?

If Manure lose they gonna be in the relegation spots lmao (depending on negative gd)

Poonited again

Bayindir tripped on Dorgu kek.

>>150391770
comfy

>>150391743
Please seek help!

bruno is so shit wtf
take him off at half time

bruno is a clown

>>150391732
a proper slag needs either tasteless piercings or tats
>>150391733
i'm outwanking you all
>>150391734
ur welcome to her
>>150391739 >>150391753
based

>goalkeeper job
>doesn't know what to do when corners

>>150391777
shaw is the best left back in the league when he's fit, you fucking zoomer

Nothing ever happen

Poono weakmind

Altay Bayindir leading bonus points in FPL
How come?

>>150391755
It's depressing just how much worse pretty much every other woman targeting the same niche is compared to her. At least Nikki does a load of stuff with my fetish even if she's not as good in either looks or acting.

Pls don't post sexual webms

half time slags

>>150391764
Exposing yourself as a ham and egger my dude.

amorim sacked by december

I can't believe they had a whole week to prepare to defend corners and they keep letting the keeper get blocked

>>150391811
Now THAT is a boy.

>>150391815
please tell me this is a cute femboy

Be honest

>>150391761
Cheers la

>>150391815
he is unironically MOTM based from the first half and that also includes him being dogshit at corner i shit you not

>sky finally replace YOOL NEVUH STAHP DIS FLAME AHH WEEL NEVUH LEEEEHT YOOOO GOOOoOoOoOoOoO after five years
>replace it with another shit black woman pop song
what the fuck is wrong with them

>turn down 100m for poonandes because amorin wants to keep him
>fire amorin before christmas

jim rat is the GOAT

>>150391836
oh its a foot, I thought the shadow was someone doing the italian hand gesture thingy

>>150391823
Not even he believes he's going to make it past October.

>>150391843
de ligt has been motm so far, you have no footy knowledge, embarrassing

I can't stop gooning

>>150391833
ANAL
N
A
L

>>150391866
Those are some proper Catholic girls.

Scamorim sacked before Potter

>>150391841
I'd be down for that

>>150391864
he made a couple of saves and almost had an assist

>>150391849

i am bruno's strongest soldier and even i don't like him in this system - he needs to be closer to the goal or not at all

he either plays or receives the last pass

MARCHING ON TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA SAY THE WORDS, NA NA NAH NAH NAH NAH WE ARE SO PROUD, WE'RE SHOUTING IT LOUD WE LOVE YOU LEEDS! LEEDS LEEEEEEEEEDS!

>>150391875
APOLOGISE
HES GONNA WIN THE BUNDES THIS SEASON

>>150391844
UTTER

>>150391833
Remove the livestock piercing and tattoos and add a thick bush spilling out of her bikini and she's literally the perfect woman.

Im so horny I might go to the nude beach tomorrow to look at naked women

>>150391892
>kwabbed to bobbenheim already

>>150391866
is the girl in the middle the one from logan

>>150391839
This a cıte femboy

>>150391866
What's Dafne Keen doing pretending to be latinxxx

>>150391885
yep
which is why spending 130m on cunha and mbuemo makes no sense, amad and bruno are good there, and we have no goalie or fullbacks that can defend

>>150391843
de Ligt saved his ass during those corner and also break up most of Fulham's open play so far. One route one hoofball to Cunha isn't enough to make up how he is worse than useless at corner.

commentary is so desperate to find something positive from that its bizarre

>>150391914
first good looking man itt

I have no issue with a girl with a cock, as long as it's not bigger than mine

>>150391911
IM GONNA GOOOOOOON

>>150391833
Me at the back.

Stream?H

>finish 8th and 15th
>play like it
>'whats going on???'
the united team is a mid table team, why are people still surprised after 2 years of it

>>150391941
eab7aeef0218ce8b0752e596e4792b69eda4df5e

anime slags

>>150391935
There are 4 people in the back
You need to be more specific

its like they can put together decent passing triangles but they keep killing any forward movement with cowardly shite backpassing

you would think fulham were favourites from manures energy

that free kick before half time was so shit

>>150391947
"we're man united"

>>150391771
what a babe

Typical United fan

>its gone to the dogs!

>>150391956
why did she become such a slut? when she joined she was a fat glasses wearing geek, what happened?

>>150391710
1 >>> 4 >> 2 > 3

/MUG/CHADS WW@

finally I can focus on the game.
what started as a cheeky quick gooning session before the game ended up being an hour long edging session.

>>150391967
They took that dog out of Roy keane once he went to celtic

man utd starting eleven looks like wolves during the nuno years, amorim needs more time and another $400m like ten hag you cant win with those cats

>>150391972
Standby, told the missus to hold on making dinner, because I am gonna have a FEAST in 45 minutes.

On a date tonight. Wish me luck.

CAM ON YANITED!

>>150391947
>why are you surprised a team that spent nearly £200 million are trash
i thought that sort of money would make a difference and yet here we are

>>150391967
>gb flag
>nbc sports screenshot
anon, you aren't pirating the game are you?

Wish me luck, /mug/bros.

>>150391972
Not happening

>>150391987
Here's hoping you can score unlike United

>>150391987
strong jaw line mate

>>150391970
any #1 aficionado is based

>>150392006
I don't miss open nets ;)

>>150391996
good luck sheamus

>>150392005
why are white men such race traitors

>>150391968
She realised she had soft domme voice and a sexxo avatar

>>150391987
good luck. hope he's open-minded about you.

>>150392005
does she know she's just a fetish for him? for her he's a chad and that's every woman's dream, but for him that tiny brown goal is part of a fetish.

reckon the missus would do this but i'd have to spend like 400 quid on bikini tops o algo

>>150392017
I'm like Shevchenko at Chelsea

>>150392020
it's easy

Chile

half time slags?

>>150392037
Grim

>>150392030
Thanks Polski
>>150392034
Ayyyy

>el chilano is here
why did i open that webm

chileANO losing his touch that shit was only barely weird

>>150392037
fitting

>>150392037
>"I'm ready to settle down"

>>150392020
men dont turn down hot girls
and they get propositioned by non white girls all the time, i think its a fetish. girls just love tall white guys

>>150391972
reporting IN

>>150392032
mmmm mummy gib basedmilk

>>150391972
red leader standing by

>>150392052
>Perfidious Norge having the GALL to go GRIM

>>150392020
Why indeed

>>150391996
mad to think if you'd actually placed these bets you'd probably be up half a million by now

>>150392088
slightly less grim than bovril to be fair

>>150392047
would fuck with the force of a thousand suns
(with a condom)

>>150392031
Why would she care about that and why are you so concerned about it?

>>150392100
Oh, but he does

>>150391771
Glad my pep talk helped her (I told her she was a mediocre star, by the way)

ynr kobbie mainoo

>>150392032
Name?

>>150392100
>if he actually placed them

oh, but he does

>>150392100
Oh, but I do.

>>150392102
>less grim that chadvril
It literally has VRIL in the name, lad.

>>150392100
It's 190 on his VPN doing a gimmick, retard. He even replies to himself on his UK flag.

>>150392106
same
(without a condom)
(would then teach my ngubu sons how to play footy)

>>150392120
Oppai Jicupfukku

>>150391771
>she won
GRIM.

Remember when the BBC used to put X Missed Penalty on the score?

can't wait for bruno to go to saudi for 50m in the winter

>>150392089
yep
vaginal bacterial cultures
:P

can you complete the man utd quiz?
if 2+ of these are you, you are not a true united fan

this is feeling so muggy

>>150391866
Superglue your foreskin closed frogbro 07

cute troons deserve my love and attention desu

fuck dalot gon' do?

>>150392089
Only discovered this guys travelling vids recent, man smashes the fuck out of latinas he gets as "guides" left, right and centre. Mans a hero!

>>150391809
>when he's fit
>when

he's either injured, or fat because he was injured

better be taking Bruno off. He's pathetic

>>150392110
CHI

>>150392166
sad but true

Manu reminds me of this chick.
Middle Fergie Left Ten Haag

>>150392089
Kek I watched a few of this guys videos that third to last girl was thirdie whore escort baiting him into buying her shit/getting an expensive dinner and he basically gets her to take him into the slum to buy a cheap hamburger LEL probably still fucked her off camera though

>>150392187
who is that?! she looks pure

manu reminds me of this chick

Oh, that was Anderson. What the fuck, I thought it was De Ligt lmao. I was so confused.

so glad VAR has eliminated fuckups like possession being awarded to the wrong team on a ball out of bounds

>>150392199
nah that chick can easily score in a white continent

>>150392127
>yesterday I got accused of being Uberinho
>today I'm accused of being 190

The absolute state of Pooshited customers.

lads, i dont know if this is the right time to bring it up, but the half-time slags have been properly lacking lately. not in quantity, but in quality. too many people thinking "slag" just means "woman I want to fuck" leads to people just posting photos of models and shit, rather than actual propa fahkin slags. hope you lads bear this in mind for next time.

>>150392189
link his youtube

>>150392047
I'm one united loss away from going to our local african prostitutes and pay 50€ for an assjob

How do you say no refunds in german?

>>150392187
this is the kind of girl I want, shy looking girl, sweet unlike all those whores nowadays.

>>150392163
- keto
- android
- natural deodorant
- i throw stuff in the bin like it's a game
- i cook omelettes

Why are you all so racist towards balkanoids?

>>150392219
yeah mate, dw hopefully we'll have better slagposters if/when the season gets funnier

>>150392219
100 percent
its just not what it used to be
i miss the proper chavvy teen slags of old spee

>>150392217
hi dave

>>150392225
what's an assjob?

>>150392163
I don't even know what 1/2 of these mean
Also fuck Zoomers are smoking (vaping) at crazy rates.
One Continental Euro Zoomie blew it in my face on the street and wondered why I turned to him and his friends and said "what the fuck, don't do shit like that" (tourism for me not for ye)

>>150392187
why cant i get a cute pure asian gf like this?

How come shitters like newcastle can spend like 90mil in one player and actually improve yet yanited can't stop wasting money and being worse? How come chelshit did it right too with the russian money?

>>150392196
just an another successful going down the hill

LMAO

>>150392163
>mazda drivers
wouldn't touch the cunt with a 10 meter pole anyway

wasn't shaw the "rapist"? why did that story die down?

>>150392237
Fuck a woman in the asshole

>>150392237
it's when he sucks the poo out of her ass

>>150392238
vaping wasnt giving them enough mouth cancer so theyve moved onto snus tobacco patches under their lips

>>150392210
thank goodness she's in blackstern yurop then

>>150392187
What's the right one from? I haven't seen that one before

>>150392263
I wish but for some reason prostitutes don't accept, they wont even allow me to eat their pussies

>>150392227
Nein refundschine

>>150392240
shes a hapa
just move to thailand or usa

>>150392255
turned out he just put his knob in a frey bentos pie and it got dropped

>>150392217
You're a gimp either way

>>150392242
>can spend like 90mil in one player
What player?

grim

ANNO 2025 and Shaw still playing for United. Hilarious.

>>150392279
The "I'm ready to settle down" phase.

Watching Manure is like watching women’s football. What the fuck was that

YORO

I really don't see a big upgrade from last year. Nothing against the new signings they all seem like hard workers.

>>150391655
I get no hoes in the worlds sluttiest generation. Gentlemen what should I do? And don't say talk to them that's too scary.

LENNY

>>150392236
Not him either, tranny.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET FUCKED /MUG/ BASTARDS

ERAS COME TO AN END

yoro is quite good isn't he

>>150391844
diversity is our strength, chud

Fuck this, I'm going to watch anime instead.

>>150392238
zoomers are smoking more than people used to smoke because their smoke tastes like colours now. they're also doing whippets on a steve-o level and also using snus on top of all that. in about 50 years, the current zoomer generation will look worse and be dying at a higher rate than boomers today.

fuuuuuuuuuck8g

fucking knew it

People really thought manure would start scoring goals this season...

Fulham are so shite

relegate fulham

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUKF CUFKC

PLAYER GOT PUSHED

CANCEL THE GOAL NOW

YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO YORO

YOROOOOOO

lol was going wide

OWN GOAL

united cheating

/mug/rons in the fucking MUD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'm gonna cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

>>150392306
im joking shitizen you brainlet

hello long time lurker here, just want to say I appreciate the Man Utd threads and it helps me through some difficult times to read your thoughtful messages, especially on match days when I usually have an accident in my pants. from the olden days I was steady with my stool because "we" usually went up 1-0 very fast in the first half and then simply cruise to 3-0 or 4-2, but ever since my dear Manchester United lost their way, when the opponent scores first I immediately shit my pants. Of course this has a huge impact on my family life (my bf luckily is very supportive), but yeah, you guys can imagine the cleaning costs, etc, coupled with this handicap. Also, I am a very clean person and HATE to have this condition. On matchdays I can only really drink liquids because otherwise there will be solid shit stains all through the house. Even if I stop eating the day before a match, a sneaky little mushroom or pieces of doen will still flush out of my bottom, unfortunately. Anyway, thanks for listening. Stay gay and proud. Xxx

REFBALL
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This is no good

>OWN GOAL
Fulham are so shite

So why is that not a foul exactly?

>>150392279
I'd marry her desu. I would just pretend that Im not aware of that video. But Everytime we make love I'd close my eyes and play that video in my mind.

nice to see OG showing up for utd again.

>>150392311
EL CHILEANO

>>150392342
didn't read
yoro is so good

>>150392340
who

>push a player to the ground
>no foul
hmmm

Come on Fulham let’s have a miracle

thats a foul btw

I told you united would win

>>150392371
hol up
mbuemo kinda thick tho..

Undeserved

/mug/sisters we got too cocky...

>>150392266
>Zoomer chewing tobacco
I think our governments were aware of the blowback of trying to get heavy smokers to do vaping instead and ultimately wanted to get kids doing this long term as it will provide scientists with work and medical supply companies with contracts.

fuck this shite. Im going back to rewatching Entourage

Out of all the midtable teams, why is it fulham the one that always fails to beat banter-era united? Even wolves and west ham shat on them ffs

man united chads way louder than fullsham shitters

>>150392374
that one marvel spic. name starts with an X.

/sp/ fucking SEETHING.

>>150392371
Lol Mbumbo is so fat

my stream is shitting itself rn

how does man u have a new, random, ugly, shitty african 20 year old every time i turn on one of their games

refs letting man u cheat again

yeah thats a foul. united have been getting crazy refball these first two weekends.

>>150392341
Not him either.

refball saving poonited from relegation AGAIN

/mug/bros...

WE'VE SEEN IT ALL
WE'VE WON THE LOT
WE'RE MAN UNITED AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP

>>150392371
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>150392283
Over here's it's hit-and-miss. About 35% don't let you eat their pussy. 45% do. 20% 'do' but don't really want you to, so they let you "but only very gently", no fingering allowed, they let you do it for 1-2 minutes then fake an orgasm in pathetically unconvincing way then make you put on a condom and get down to fucking.

>>150392353
I'd marry her and expect her to give me and my friends a good blowbang every once in a while.

>>150392374
what a newfag

haha. butthole under control. 0-1 up away, I can feel the 0-2 coming up (I always get a tingle I my privates), can't wait to celebrate later.

>>150391992
Never, someone hacked my ip address

>>150392377
Was that not a penalty in the first half>>150392381

>>150392279
ruben amorim from portugal

>>150392371
Goalkeeper didn't even try. Fuck this.

/sp/ is just jealous of our success, kiss the rings

>just kick the ball towards the 16 maybe it will work out well
Fullham tactics are a bit meh

Why do this channel insist on micing up those manc mutants? Can't stand that horrible accent

>>150392405
Dont care about Yanited but Im a contrarian at heart so Yanited winning is great in my book
The more seethe, the better

>>150392409
They're your overlords, show some bloody respect to the Koran

>>150392453
what part of manchester unitedingtonshire are you from la? im from stretfordend

But how is that push ok?

>dominated Arsenal
>undefeated on away games
Man United are back. *rubs hands*

Van der Sar would be considered a top 3 keeper today, wouldn't he?

kinda funny that they gave a penalty for an offball shove and then didn't overturn a push in the back

>>150392442
cuz i dont know some 19 year old zoomer capeshit actress? lol

I fell for crypto scam and now I have 10k€ on bitcoin that I bought at 110k$ but i just it was half the price 6 months ago reeeeee

>>150392473
He’d be stuck in the championship because
>but but he can’t play with his feet!!!!!

>>150392438
>>150392283
>eating out a prostitute
shes probably got someone elses cum in there

We are back

>>150392483
cause she's constantly spammed on every board on this site

Neville said it wasn't a push and I believe him

Sesko masterclass

>>150392473
Courtois, alisson, donnarumma and raya are fantastic keepers. Van der sar was brilliant but top 3 today is debatable.

>gorgwho
no really, who?
QUICK SUB ON THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA MAN U!!!

PGMOL bending over backwards to keep Manure out of relegation

>>150392485
a goy and his shekels are soon parted

>>150392488
um we don't kinkshame here, sweety

>>150392487
I vaguely remember him being very calm on the ball. Maybe not making penetrating passes all the time but more than competent with the ball at his feet.

even United fan site BBC Sport is confused.

just heard that both the referee AND var are both from greater manchester. that cant be true, surely?

>>150392227
KEINE RÜCKERSTATTUNG! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

>>150392485
Why you buy so late?
Fun fact I almost bought BTC at 15,000 but I was watching WC game with my grandpa and it felt wrong pulling out my phone during the game.

>>150392473
>Van der Sar

one of the GOATS, people forget. Football is shit these days

>>150392438
All they want is make you cum as quick as you can, no passion for the job anymore, prostitutes used to make you addicted to them back in the days

Josh King is dogshit. He's too small for premier league

>>150392488
You have to assume for sick freaks like them that that's probably something of a bonus

>>150392473
he was top 3 in his time and would be the best now with Courtois

Where is Højlund?

>>150392283
>>150392438
Prostitutes know sex and they aren't gonna let their pussy get janked up by some weirdoes fingers.
You guys really don't know to just stick to the clit

>>150392469
abuism? not even once

>>150392485
KWAB

>>150392227
No need to translate it m8, we got these golden letters right here for u

>>150392371
Zesty

>>150392485
Shouldnt have hated trans people, karma

>>150392533
>top 3
in the prem maybe, but not worldwide.

>>150392492
ive been on this site since before she was born

>>150392519
Because I was broke as fuck before... is it too late now?

>>150392519
I tried to buy at $10k but my bank froze my account

>>150392487
But he could though, was the entire reason he got kicked out of Juve

What is the point of Mason Mount?

ratcliffe needs to pull his finger out and pay the 110 milly for baleba imho

manchester is red

>>150392512

beebs is long since a livershit fanclub

don't let the amount of united articles fool you, thats just business - if you look at the comments and votes its massively kopshite

>>150392523
>>150392438

Disgusting, i would never go near a man thats been with a prostitute

United used to batter shit teams like this 5-0 when I was a lad. This is brutal to watch.

>>150392555
just wait for the next bitcoin crisis

>>150392548
ok zoomer

>>150392554
ok zoomer

>>150392473
He was my GOAT
No fancy highlight saves coz he was never out position. Best aerial command. Decent 1on1.

pls stop chile
i have already gooned so much in this thread

>>150392575
>beebs is long since a livershit fanclub
hmm

SMITH ROWE!

>>150392555
I wouldn't buy now and I say this believing we still have some more upside. But I feel like we are reaching the top soon. It's better to preserve your money for the next downtrend

I clicked it.

JUSTICE

>>150392512
>Judo throw on an attacking player is a "soft penalty, probably shouldn't have been given"
>A defender losing a challenge in a corner is "you can understand why Fulham feel aggreived (sic)"
Every fucking time.

Oh no no no no.

nonces

WE'RE BACK

MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG

this is like winning the prem to fullham fans

Time for VAR to help them out again

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

haha

>>150392487
he could play with his feet, Schmeichel was the one who couldn't play with his feet

>>150392598
to be fair the studio is based in Manchester

/MUG/BROS

WE

BACK

UP

>>150392594
they've got wifi in the asylum hotel, do they?

noooo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG

/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/ :D

>>150392571
they can't sell
rashford
antony
sanchlingz
1-1
MUG IS LOADING

/mug/bros... we back

Arsenal score again

So it happened again...

VAR looking for a reason to disallow this

Colleague at work was very open about shagging prozzies, once told me that the night before he was in the mood and arranged a visit at midnight, went over to the place and saw a bloke coming out right as he was parking
Decided he didn't want to fuck her right after she was "used" and just went back home, and that's my dull blog post, don't forget to like and subscribe x

fulham have just scored

>>150392585
Kahn was better. Petr Cech was better. Victor Valdes was better. Casillas was better. Buffon was better.

DIRTY MANURE MONKEY CHEATERS GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

LMAOOOOOOOO YANNNITED

so it happened again

We never left

ERAS ONLY LAST FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES BEFORE THEY COME TO AN END

Amorim out

now here come the refs to save man u

/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG

I want to harm myself - pep

fulham stadium announcer sounds like a cartoon character

ESR!!!!

popped a molly im /mug/gin'

>>150392512
The PL can't allow United to get relegated, you should know that by now.

I
GOT
A
FEEELIN'

Bitcoin is a speculative asset that's functionally closer to a sports card than it is money. People try to justify its value, sure but ultimately it's just something for people who have disposable income and a lack of taste to put their money in for fun.
If you play the game and you don't have the money to play, odds are you're gonna be the only one hurting at the end of the day.

/mug/gods always win in the end

>>150392629
they do in canary wharf yeah

haven't seen a deft flick like that since 'allo 'allo haha

Refs will have to give a 90+8 penalty to United
>ynr when United got a penalty AFTER the final whistle once
Lmao.

Thanks Arsenal lmao.

>>150392662
proper goal that not like the shit poonited serve up

One more and a card I beg

>>150392662
hue

wtf are this faggy graphics they put up after the player scores. utter woke nonsense

>>150392662
Defense caught napping and he was allowed to stroll down the center of the 6 yard boxes. Lmao.

>>150392662
who is number 25, wtf is he doing

hello just posting to let everyone know Saka's injury isn't looking too serious, he'll be back in no time :)

mug chads always right

Goldbridge is right. I miss Fred so much

completely went to sleep after scoring. Not surprised they conceded

PGMOL PLEASE HELP!!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!

>>150392627
>ynr Dave (aka 190's) 'London based media' gimmick in /transpl/.

Bruno having a nightmare today

>man utd still losing to arsenal
fucking hell

>>150392686
cash out

/mug/ never fails to deliver

>>150392686
Praying for you lad

>>150392643
Don't forget Jose Reina

Maguire would block it.
Onana would save it.

>>150392603
What about the 10k I already have in, should I just get them back on a loss?

>>150392691
This is the shit AI in entertainment people think people want.

>>150392714
Not worthy of it

ARSENAL COMBO YOU'RE WELCOME MUG

WE ARE SO BACK

MUG is back. Amorim ain't him

>a fucking clothesline isn't a yellow
Sorry >>150392686 no luck today

Was avn' a proppa MUG, innit?

>>150392643
lmao VDS was twice the goalie valdes was

>>150392662
Bruno just letting him run

>manchester united have to do "it" again
get refball to help them out presumably

>>150392711
the last 2 years you mean

/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/!

>>150392719
Reina was poo. I can't respect a goalkeeper whose biggest weak point is his near post.

>>150392662
He starts way outside the 18 yard box and just strolls through, and no one picks him up, shocking defending

how long until nwaneri is on full ham?

>>150392523
i know that feel, bro
>>150392535
all the ones that have let me go to town on their pussies havent complained
in fact every single one came (the ones that actually let me do my thing)
the only ones who didnt cum were the ones who were guarded in the first place and only 'let me' do it in the bullshit way i described above
(only gently, no hands, 1-2 mins, then fake an orgasm in order to hurry up to the fucking bit)
they obviously didnt cum, but because they didnt allow me to. if they had allowed me, they would have had a good time.

that Lukic guy is good

>>150392737
this is some good content
make more soog webms

>>150392737
IT'S MUGS O CLOCK LES GO

we need to go back to bribing referees and thuggery

>>150392737
It's mental how this bird has all the assets to be sexy but somehow just cannot pull it off lol

>>150392737
absolute queen

sesko's on the pitch?

>>150392737
>>150392748
those are both men arent they

>>150392776
the one in black isnt, the other is

what does sissysko do?

>>150392774
yh

they got rid of scott mcGODinay for this pile of shit?

>>150392748
Stop trying to make this goblina happen. She's not going to happen.

>>150392769
Manchester Utd only won the league under SAF when they could outspend every other team Bayern Munich style

>>150392784
The one in black has spread her gash for camera.

Fuck united, I'm getting myself a prostitute tonight

>>150392770
Her eyes and face annoy me. Dunmo why.

>>150392789
the white luke shaw

>>150392776
Only the second one

why's amorin resting sesko

>>150392751
Won Golden Glove three times in a row for a reason, chud.

i had anons on here defending this manager, imagine being retarded enough to believe in him

>>150392795
He won the league with John O'Shea

Shut your fucking whore mouth

>>150392789
Mbuemo doesn't deserve this meme. He actually plays hard while everyone else coasts.

>>150392795
don't spread your braindead takes here yank, go back to baseball

>>150392792
common bomb squad w

>>150392799
remember to pay for a black one

>>150392792
>mcGODinay
Ballon D'or Nominee mcGODinay
Please refer to him accordingly

WHY DID WE PICK SESKO OVER GYOK HES A SLOVAKIAN ANDY CARROLL

>>150392799
where haha asking for a friend as a joke

Go on a date with a man and find out if he's paid for sex before.

If he hasnt, good. If he has, hes going straight in the bin

>>150392810
As soon as Mourinho and Chelsea and man city started outspending him, he couldn't win shit. And John O'shea was a decent squad player

>>150392824
they're both shit lmfao

yanited on the ropes

Fulham actually look better than United. Imagine spending 200 million and being this shit

easy 4-0 with McFred in this system

>>150392795
this is true btw

>>150392833
>going on dates in 2025
based boomer

Yup, it's gonna be another shitty season for united.

>>150392833
bro, what?

>>150392799
Hopefully a thicc one with massive tits for a lot of fun.

>>150392829
I'm near marseille so le jarret

>>150392810
John O'Shea was kino, chud.

Fulham winning the moral victory here

>>150392833
you pay for it eventually no matter if not upfront

>>150392799
prostitutes are gross

>>150392799
currently dobbing you in

>>150392769
>We need ta get back playin’ the right way, like — none o’ this messin. aysus, it’s not rocket science — just graft, bite, and a bit o’ feckin’ pride in the jersey, wha’? No use havin’ balls if you’re only usin’ them to sit on!

>>150392824
You were never getting Gyokeres lets be honest

>>150392799
FEET

this scouser who calls everyone "dave" is the biggest cancer on this board

>>150392869
>tf
>tp
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150392833
You have to pay for sex wether you get a prostitute or a girl on date

It's coming

maybe if the manure fans yelled ATTACK!!! the team would score
FIGHT AND WIN!!!

>>150392799
get the blackest girl you can find and hate fuck

someone bake a /mug/ already

>>150392799
>>150392822
based

>>150392780
they should do that at penalties

ok ive seen enough, sesko has a lukaku touch

>>150392860
t. jeff jarret

>Poono crying as always
You missed the pen ratty

>>150392887
not the chilean nonce in this thread?
exposing yourself with this one

>>150392860
>marseille
how is the scene there? any sexy nafri birds or are they all babushka-tier?

>have to watch Bruno play every minute of every match
why do these managers insist on making me suffer

>>150392895
at least put on a AIG shirt so we can delude ourselves a little bit

Paying for a prostitute is for losers.

Seriously, what's wrong with united?

>>150392925
mainly the players, but also the manager
oh, and the fans

>Ref blew before the challenge even came in
Even with refball this team can't do shit

i thought the pre season was supposed to fix this

>>150392891
Do you have a loicense for that homophobic hatespeech, m8?

>>150392925
they play like slav teams, act tough with cheap penalties but are actually soft during physical play when the refs don't blow the whistle.

Ruben Amorim!
You've made the pain happen again!
We're back in form for tenth or less!
You really are so baaaaaad!
Ruben Amorim!
You've made the pain happen again!
We're back in form for tenth or less!
You really are so baaaaaad!
Ruben Amorim!
You've made the pain happen again!
We're back in form for tenth or less!
You really are so baaaaaad!
Ruben Amorim!
You've made the pain happen again!
We're back in form for tenth or less!
You really are so baaaaaad!

United's heads are gone, it's a shame

>>150392925
cold chests o algo

>>150392925
>shit team
>5 managers in 3 seasons
>sign mid players with no chemistry and start them all immediately

Jimenez is robbing a living

IS DEZERBI AVAILABLE?
I KNOW SOME CLUB LOOKING FOR A COACH

That lad with the bet must be sweating fucking bullets right now

>>150392939
I think I left it at your mother's house

>>150392914
Good nafris are too expensive and they don't hit the streets, you have to get them through snapchat. They're too much into findom. Most you'll get is eastern europeans, some fat and old latinas and black queens>>150392912

Finally a proper striker on the pitch.

ANOTHER ARSE ONTO THE FIELD

COME ON FULHAM

>>150392964
lol I am a bit

Can omeone explain to me the appeal of the egirl look? Every time you guys post slags there's always some whores interspersed where they have that fake blush look and they're doing like hentai faces and I ask myself who is attracted to this?

slabhead last minute winner

ten hag kino is back

>£200m on forwards
>Throw Maguire up front

>85' CB x CB sub
catpcha KYS 2m

>>150392925
>tactics
>determination
you name it, it all stinks

>>150392953
Hahaha that egotistical control freak who fights with all his players is perfect for this team.

>>150392970
own goal off an iwobi cross incoming

This is the last resource

>>150392925
lack of darren fletcha

Amorim is so sacked

is drawing to full ham /mug/ worthy?

>>150392973
What's the cash out now?

>>150392925
manager, if united got in oliver glasner with this team or had went with thomas frank instead of rubin they'd be an actual threat, even fucking ten hag was able to get something out of the players and hes fucking awful its clear rubin is just fucking awful

Harry mcgay amirite

hoofball up to the big lad. we're so back

that close to slabhead kino

GOD KING MAGUIRE WILL SAVE US!

>>150392895
>SNAGHEEPRS UMITED

>>150392988
ENTER

>>150392925
they've been shit for too long, only mediocre players and managers want to join united.

>>150392964
Nah, I'm doing just fine.

>Chasing game
>Sub on Maguire
Happened last week as well. Is this some tactical masterclass?

>>150392973
CASH OUT
>CASH OUT
CASH OUT

>>150392974
it's the only way to make incels attracted to adults

>>150393009
it has to be El Rato demanding this

>>150392993
fulham are about their level so no

>>150392997
Only 70 quid they don’t think Fulham can do it

we are approaching squeaky bum time

I don't care if Maguire scores the winner it's still fucking embarrassing a team that spends £200m every summer is relying on a CB to get them a goal.

sack this gentleman now

>>150392993
what's wrong with her upper body?

>>150392974
idk, not my kind of slag tbqh

NOOOOOOOOOO

>>150392993
Fulham is the better team so no

>>150392999
They sold their best academy player McTominay for nothing after playing him out of position for his entire Man United career. They chose Bruno over McTomiGOD!!

if only amorin had McBalonDor to throw up front

be a good point for united this, lifts them out of the relegation zone

>>150392993
not at all, good result for them

>>150393034
why does big brains Amorin bring in a CB when they need a goal?

should've subbed cunha out. he's done.

nice dive

>>150393019
Die you unfunny cunt

>>150392888
nah i'm just kidding i go to them all the time lel

GOAL

is United immune to yellow cards?

how is not a booking on the nbugu?

that chink in the crowd looks like Mitoma

Why is /MUG/ always feasting

SMITHROWE

outside old trafford right now and just heard a goal

Utd are fucking shit. They be won't be in the top 10 this season. Watch them passing - they can't even pass with any force, just weak sissy bitch passes that mean it take a week to move the ball upfield. The players are scared of receiving the ba and seemingly no one has any intelligence to make runs and get into space.

Luke shaw is good. Sesko has a fantastic first touch but trash passing. It's clear he's been told to hold up the ball and play it to the wing, but win his touch he'd be better off trying to turn instantly towards goal and try to actually make something useful happen. Anorim will be sacked by December

Full Hams will score in 90+6

>>150393060
>die
oh, but he wont

heh... my boy amorimz... just needs more time heh...

>>150392799
idk paying for sex just takes all the fun out of it

FERGIE TIME

>>150393085
he won't make it to november

united gonna be in fucking 15th again at this rate

ERA PENAL

JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ JIMENËZ

>>150393103
>SAF rolling in his grave
rest in peace la

Spend 200m bongs. 1 (own) goal in 180 minutes KWAB team

ah yes, wanchester united

Seskobros..

>>150393102
Mourinho IN

brutal missed header

FUCK

mbuemo was just a penalty merchant last season, why would they buy another when they have penandes?

>>150393094
saved
make more kino like this

>>150393093
Lats Girl I dated, I paid for the restaurant, her drive back. I got ghosted. It costs me less to just get a prostitute. Modern women will make you spend money to ghost you and givre their pussy for free to an unemployed black guy

Another season of watching Bruno complain and play like shit for 90' every game.

>>150392643
>valdes
kek
KEK

please fulham score this gonna be a instant mug classic

>Full ham dropping 2 points to manure
just not good enough, disappointing performance

Maguire saving United on the regular here

>>150393093
you're paying for the whore to leave not for sex lad

>>150393135
yeah i'm saying this from the unemployed guy pov, i get pussy for free and haven't had a job in 6 months

>>150393135
>Modern women will make you spend money to ghost you and givre their pussy for free to an unemployed black guy

Speaks volumes about you

>>150393139
Valdes was class. Best goalkeeper Barca have had for 50 years