Thread 150393297

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the refs, we can blame the Scousers, we can blame Arsenal supporters, we can blame Bayindir, we can blame injuries, we can praise Fulham's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed this winter. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances in the league this season. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Amorim #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://twitter.com/GNev2
https://jlingz.com
https://www.menshealth.com/grooming/g36659683/bald-beard-styles-men/
https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-india
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN

Does Sesko regret not joining Newcastle now?

>Making /mug/ early
>Making /mug/ for a draw
These things kill the only funny thing still on this website. Stop it.

massive reinforcements are needed

Amorim has to go. Same shite as last season even after spending 200m+

>>150393315
where did cunha go for 45 minutes?

>>150393320
Cry more United customer

Big Vic would've scored that pen. That's all I'm going to say.

Blatant push in the back by Yoro. Yahnited were fucking shite again lol

SIXTEENTH

I blame this jeet. Never worthy of that band.

He has to go blud

Ummm We may need to start organising protests again Yahnitedsisters...

>getting outplayed by Fulham
lmao

>>150393297 (OP)
Two games one goal no wins
Come on can we end this experiment and get an actual manager

good morning saars

not really /mug/ worthy but a point is more than they deserve
>>150393315
he would flop at newcastle too, he's not a hold up player it's why chris wood started scoring like van basten when he went to forest

how is it that we buy 3 forwards and can only score a single goal against fucking FULHAMS OF OF AN OG? What the fuck is going on? Why is bruno STILL being played out of position? Why have we bought 3 strikers that depend on a undependable midfield?!?!?!
fucking disgrace, these players showed no fucking heart today. same as every other fucking season what the FUCK

*beep boop*
SEASON UPDATE

>W

>D
Fulham
>L
Arsenal

evertons moyes will finish higher than united and that is overdue justice

Outplayed Arsenal though

39 pts until utd are safe from relegation, refs were fighting for their life so utd would not lose that match

what excuse will he use this time? pre-season wasn't long enough?

>>150393391
zoomers really dont know how to meme

pic related in from 12 years ago

do better

refs are unironically gonna keep this dogshit man united in the league because the epl would lose massive amounts of money from the lack of plastics in asia

Massive point for United. Away, against a team that finished above them last season.

lel, from the match thread.

>>150393446
this one in aight too

>>150393297 (OP)
>https://jlingz.com
>https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-india
The links appear to not be working, please update the post next time.

Good thread, total VAR death.

>>150393403
surely that is worth 30 points alone

7 wins in 9 months as Manchester United manager for Ruben Amorim btw

>>150393390
Is anyone betting on ManU getting relegated?
What are the winning odds for that?

>>150393467
Anal slut.

>jlingz.com is never coming back
someone should buy the domain

>>150393481
there's an Irish guy who put a shit ton on it but I don't remember the odds

>>150393472
There is no way the team is actually that bad

Why are united fans trusting the plan with Amorim? What are they seeing that everyone else isn't? Any other team would have booted that sorry sack of shit already.

>>150393458
this one is aight too, but maybe the zoomers were too young to be around during the >moyes days

>>150393509
individually they have top 10 players for sure but their locker room is total cancer (almost exclusively because of Bruno) and there are players there who have sacked like 4 managers, they have zero respect for anyone telling them what to do

How easy is it to scam Man United with some Brazilian shitter who can run fast and do little ball trickd instead of scoring

>>150393472
>7 wins in 9 months

>>150393493
The site is down but the domain is still owned, can't buy it. (yes I went to go and buy it).

>>150393526
A den of scoundrels

>>150393536
um excuse me, sir Jim Ratcliffe said they will NOT be scammed anymore

>Ruben Amorim has managed more games than points collected with Man United
lmao, 29 games, 28 points

Manchester United chose BRUNO EL RATO over the Scottish Maradona

>>150393513
Why did he get that giant lengthy contract immediately instead of coming on as an interim

>>150393297 (OP)
another good result /mug/bros

>>150393496
Oh but you do

>>150393568
You’re telling me today’s draw was actually a good result that improved his points per game record? Lmao

>>150393536
They paid 95 mil for one

>>150393320
>United have fallen so far that drawing with Fulham is no longer an unexpected or meme-worthy event
Just hook it to my veins!

>>150393526
>they have top 10 players
Who? Name 3

glazers probably snuck in a clause that said sir jim will need to give them $5 billion if they get relegated

>>150393595
>ten hag managed ajax
>antony was bought from ajax
i unironically believe this was an embezzling scam by ten hag to pump money into ajax

>>150393581
I bet she would get good results (with my penis)
U guys get it?

>>150393302
the white moyes

>>150393485
l-lewd!

>>150393446
im selecting a different logo for each season
>>150393458
>>150393524
these were the ones i used for last season and the season before

>>150393623
Perfidious holland

Lesson learned the hard way: midfield (and wing backs, on this system) should always be your #1 priority, not shiny new forwards.

Fuck it just bring back RUUD and see what happens at this point

>>150393542
>Arsenal still outplayed
>All you /arse/posters still booing
>1 point, /mug/, what you say again?
>We dem Rube boys, pussy, we dem Rube boys

>>150393544
He just needs more time.

>>150393677
Kek

>>150393626
No, care to elaborate pls?

first win coming next week for sure

>>150393297 (OP)
ITS ALWAYS A /MUG/ TIME

>>150393648
Miss me yet?

if /mug/ was a contenst manure would bottle it

>>150393742
Honestly I lost track is this ten haag or breaking bad guy

>qualified for uma finals
>/mug/
today was a good day

>>150393768
Jesus

Your estimates?

>>150393603
i mean 4 months ago fulham beat liverpool and drew with arsenal and spuds... theyre hardly shit

>>150393774
>AI slop on /mug/
Back to the epic orange forum

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/benjamin-%C5%A0e%C5%A1ko-2025-26-performances.489086/page-5

theyre already calling tesco weghorst 2.0

LADS,

...It's United.

>>150393805
'what cut you want senpai?'
'you know the beefeaters...'

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>>150393349
>do not redeem the penalty

>>150393805
he's gonna have dreadlocks by the time they win 5 in a row

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>150393723
league games it’s Burnley next and they stink so Manure might get something there but after that it’s City then Chelsea and Brentford. Not looking good for United.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SKY INTERVIEW

AMORIM SAYS

"They are working hard, sometimes not in the right way but they are working hard"

FUCKING KEK

>>150393868
He could end up just going bald.

>>150393882
hes gonna get fired if they lose to liverpool in 5 games time, they love firing managers after a liverpool loss

>>150393805
The moron said
>5 league wins in a row
None of City, Liverpool, Chelsea or Arsenal managed 5 league wins in a row last year. He should have said 5 wins, which is still a big ask but more realistic than 5 league wins.

what was your favourite >moyes moment? for me, the night of 12 million crosses against fulham

>>150393895
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150393909
League wins? Oh he's never shaving.

>>150393868
Is that the Manchester Arndale?

damn not even ferrari is this shit

>>150393805
The guy will go bald in his 50's before United win 5 league games in a row at this rate.

>>150393457
Shades of Wigan back in the day

>>150393595
He can't run fast though

amorim interview in full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI0RUJBkSyc

You may be memeing but amoorim is doing his thing. A point against a solid midtable team away from home and a moral victory against arsenal at home is no easy to accomplish soon they just need to win against burnley

>sesk007 is coming
0 goals
0 assists
7 games

>mfw I had United finishing Top 10 this season
They’d be lucky to finish ahead of Everton at this point.
I’d almost wanna say Ten Hag would’ve been better for them but he just led Bayer to a loss against fucking Hoffenheim so maybe Glazer should just go full nuclear and call up Mou.

>>150393904
De Zerbi IN. That will be so fucking hilarious

>>150394041
they will 100% finish top 10

>>150393987
he updated it because people kept suggesting stuff kek

>>150394058
hmmm, id say 60 percent

>>150394058
Doubtful. Bournemouth, Crystal Palace, Fulham, Forest, and several other shitter teams will clearly finish above them.

Sesko isn't even a #9
At Leipzig he played as #10 behind #9 Openda

So Analrim spent £200m on 3 new #10s when he already has 5 of them, not even counting the outcasts, arguably already has 8 of them if you count the outcasts.

All to try to bruteforce a retarded system into working.

Terrible performance by our Portuguese contingent. Amorim has no excuses, 200M spent vs a club with 0 transfers.

>>150394094
He's copying Sharteta who has same amount of 10's. Stop coping AW.

>>150394038
Cunha and Mbeumo are on the same lol

>>150394058
>they will 100% finish top 10

Apologize.

>>150394094
yeah, even before tesco they had amad, bruno, cunha, mbuemo and mount on the pitch
hes addicted to number 10s. like artetas lanklet addiction

>>150393811
/mug/ was full of AI shit long before you were ever told you were meant to be upset about it.

>>150394038

Wasn’t making any moves or runs to receive any sort of service he might have got.
Looked totally lost, wondering around like a lost sheep.
OK, he’s hardly had anytime to settle in, get to match fitness or gel with his new team mates, but there was nothing there.
No runs, none of the aggression or desire he’s supposed to have.
Hopefully this is just teething problems, but frankly I’m shocked at what I’ve seen so far, even if it’s just a few minutes later in the game.
Is he going to be a bigger dud than Hojlund ?

>>150394094
The issue is not that they are number 10 they issue is they bought midtable dross, mbeumo and cunha should never play for a top club and they have no potential to improve the are feckingg 26

Bruno Fernandes (captain of Manchester United football club) is using the post-match interview to say he is “upset” and was “triggered” (he literally used these words) by the fact the referee did not apologise to him after accidentally bumping into him
I’m not even taking the piss or exaggerating
Bruno Fernandes
CAPTAIN of Manchester United
In a post match interview after a 1-1 draw against Fulham
Calling himself “triggered” by the referee accidentally walking into him

I’m sick. You’ll never see anything like this ever again

we need to buy more merchandise so they have more money to spend on shit players

>>150394154
I just saw that lol he's always been a whiny bitch but he's unlocked another level again

>>150394154
lol, yeh probably ruined his ritual but you’re right what a fucking pansy

Burnley's gonna fuck them up

>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...

reminder the only goal they've scored is an own goal

>>150393548
damn rip
i guess it just needs some time....

>>150394154
almost like english isn't his first language mate

>>150393297 (OP)
Its not a real MUG. Its just not the same

>>150394224
I mean if I was super rich I could hire some mong to go and find out if it was for sale and how much, but jlingz is so rich I doubt he'd sell even if he didn't plan to use it.

maybe big zirk isnt actually shit, he just looks shit because united cant make a striker look good
goylund will join some mid table italian team and score 20

>>150393987
That's because it was. It's where I got the idea from.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/54228565/#54231641

i want this era to end bros

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bryan-mbeumo-2025-26-performances.488798/page-9

>theyre all calling him a fatass

I simply believe that Amorim's entire season's plans fell apart when Gyokeres said no

There's no chance in hell Mbeumo was a part of whatever he wanted and he has zero clue how Sesko plays

>>150394309
>https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bryan-mbeumo-2025-26-performances.488798/page-9
mbeumo was the player crossing the ball before yoro's header and fullham own goal
he's smart and can keep the ball and think before doing something
the problem is he needs to got to the gym asap
sometimes he reacts too slow

can United realistically get relegated this season ?

dorgu is so shit
just a total efl championship player
no technique
no brain
shit on the ball
but works hard and is strong.

>>150394466
What are you doing here on /mug/ Amorim

>>150394154
>You’ll never see anything like this ever again

They did not tell you?

>>150394309
Must be featherweight then.

The performance was actually decent today. My question is: if Yoro, De Ligt and Casemiro are gonna do all of the defending, why still play in 3-4-3 formation?

>>150394407
i am starting to believe nobody actually watched sesko before he joined
i remember watching him in euro 24 and he was absolute dogshit
fair play to rb leipzig for flogging this fraud

>>150394131
And Ten Hag sold the best #10 the club has had in a decade for Napoli before Amorim could come in XD

>>150394513
maybe on paper, but i wouldnt even say its 343 on the pitch
90 percent of the time its 5 ATB and 5 attacking midfielders

>>150394154
KWAB

>>150394466
ugarte is even more limited, all he can do is a 5 yard backpass. and he cost 60m ffs, they could have had neves who psg bought to replace him

utd should bringg back ten hag

>>150394154
kwaboty status?

>>150394540
He was ok on Slovenia as their only outlet and given complete creative freedom to spam 30 yard shots and dribble 3 people with no support. He's not a hold up guy or target man. Also his playstyle won't translate to the premier league

>>150394540
>watching him in euro 24 and he was absolute dogshit
This is exactly where I knew he was a fraud. One on one against Portugal I think and he fucked it.

>>150394451
no

>>150394631
>tf
Oh no, please don't post in this thread and ruin things. Go away.

looking like a sad horseshoe..

We got a tough away point and won the story (pic related)

>>150394764
Fulham 1-1 Man Utd Manchester United have failed to win a PL game at Craven Cottage for the first time since 2010. (Squawka Live)

>>150394764
Yet another moral victory. Man U FLYING at the top of the table

>>150394772
ruben get off /mug/ youve got another attacking midfielder to sign

that's it im now SOUTHGATE IN

lol man u have so many shit players

why are they so shit

who actually wants their players

rashford is at barca and they went 2-0 down subbed him off at half time and won 3-2

CAM ON MBEUMO

>>150394859
EAT SAM FAKIN PIES

>>150393952
Yes.

>>150393810
season before last, arsenal were 2-1 versus 10 man fulham and fulham scored a late equaliser. that season arsenal missed out on the title by 2pts. had they held onto that game, they'd have won title on gd. fulham have fucked so many big teams' seasons.

>>150394255
The jlingz.com domain expires on the 6th of January 2027 if you want to see if you can get it. There are still MX records in place, using Outlook, so you could still email admin@jlingz.com or another address like that and see if anyone replies about selling it. However, if the MX records are still there, it's possible that only the website itself has been removed and the domain is still in use.

get fucked Amorim
yes, still mad at him; no, will never forgive him

what happened?

>>150394154
>it's real
lol, lmao even

>>150395016
Fuck. Man I am really fucking conflicted. I don't have a lot of money, but i really really REALLY want to buy it and make it a /mug/ site.

>>150394154
it's over
how do even you come back from such a spectacle

>>150395110
I used to do this for a job. If the real JLingz is going to let it lapse, it should only cost about £15-20 to register it again. However, if you buy it off him, it will indeed cost more because he can charge whatever he wants to transfer it.

>>150395156
Yeah I knew it'd be cheapish if it lapsed but not if I wanted it from him.

being unable to score goals and sticking maguire upfront for the last 10 is deffo part of the process LA

>>150394130
IK OOK OOK

>>150395195
>I wanted it from him.
why?

>>150395368
Huh? We're talking about the domain of jlingz.com. The site is down but the domain is still owned by (presumably) Jlingz. The domain lease ends in Jan 2027. But if I wanted it before then I could ask to buy it and have it transfered. So if I wanted it now I'd have to ask and pay for it. It'd be expensive.

having watched most of this match... it felt like watching the u21s trying to play pepball... there are flashes of brilliance but there just isn't enough finishing quality in the front 3, which is weird because it's where all the summer spending went

and bruno is definitely the awkward fit, he's either not on the same page as the team or he doesn't care, maybe both

>>150394213
Basically. Rather than focusing on just building a solid squad of talented players they keep hiring these meme managers who need these hyper “specialized” players who can make their “system” work. Ruud won all his games as interim manager. Ole won a bunch of games until he started abandoning pragmatism to make his “system” work.
They have money. They can buy players who aren’t shit. Just get non-shit players and a chad manager to shout “¡Vamos!” and they’ll be top 4 every season. >>150394679
United has had an embargo on passing the ball to the striker after the Ronaldo debacle

>>150393648

Moyes got 57 points from 34 games

>It's another episode of United spunk $200 million on shit players and improve on nothing from last season
I'm getting tired of this rerun lads. Need the script writers to come up with something new asap.

>>150395156
I can see this being /biz/ next pump and dump

In hindsight, why were fans demanding new coaches to come in when United were finishing anywhere between 8th and 2nd even at their previous worst? No other club sacks upper table club managers for failing to get 1st, just look at Arsenal lel

>need strikers
>buy three No.10's
Yes, Sesko is a No.10, go watch him for Leipzig. I guess he was copying Farteta who has
>Havertz
>Odegaard
>Dowman
>Nwaneri
>Eze
>Trossard (if he plays there)
and thought that worked. It doesn't. While I would be interested to see ARSE play with Havertz and Gyokoeres together,, it won't happen even if Flopertz wasn't perma-crocked.

Anyway, United have too many No.10s before they signed three more.

How long until they bring out the green and yellow scarves again?

To be fair Fulham is about as good as United.

>>150395089
I want to hear keane's take on this

>2 matches
>2 /mug/s

still time in the transfer window to buy yet another forward

>>150395089
UTTER

>>150395688
That McTominay guy looked pretty good last year. Maybe they should go for him.

How does this bum have 140 league appearances for manure

>>150394679
>>150394772
he just needs to fix his python script to include player pfp
you can't tell a client to relate numbers with players
yes, you can see midfield and attacking are divorced but there are more than that

>>150395673
>next match is a league cup match vs grimsby
>next PL match is burnley at old trafford
no way we're getting 3 in a row

>>150395541
It's because Manure fans are the biggest retards that lack long term planning skills
They had Mou and still had the gall to sack him

>>150396355
>bruno almost in the back 4
>maguire almost in the front 3

there is a thin line between genius and madness

>>150394593
They would just end up ruining Neves

>>150397070
you know what, youre right. unironically almost whoever they sign will look shit and whoever leaves will look good

>>150396738
>bruno and mount have redundant positions
>sesko was supposed to play up front instead he played in the mount redundant position
>casemiro and ugarte has no link up involvement
>not a single player as AMF when you're supposed to play with 3 false 9 or 3 #10
>ugarte is an already weak DMF and if he fucked up, bruno has no business down there
>they have some seconds of magic up front but they're still not dangerous

>>150393320
KILL yourself

>>150397538
kek

>>150397538
this formation cant work with the players they have, but even if they return to a 4-3-3 formation, they have 8 AMFs (Bruno, Mbeumo, Cunha, Garnacho, Amad, Zirkzee, Mount, and arguably also Mainoo). you can maybe fit 1 in there bu the other 7 have to be sold along with antony sancho rashford hojlund who they are trying to sell but nobody wants.

its fucked

>>150393868
I hope whoever marries them is incredibly miserable

>>150397857
exactly he lacks the players for a mixed system in order to adapt the team
he could play 3-5-2 but he lacks a good DMF, has no fullbacks, bruno or mbeumo have not defensive skills and sesko should be stapled in the opponent's area
it's getting a grimmmm aura unironically
i personally though the could do it better

>>150394309
He just been eating that British food

>>150394850
Cursed club, cursed players

>>150398014
yeah, it just cant work. casemiro cant be in there alone, united need to have 3 CMs in there or they cant control a game. these guys explained it better than i can
>>150397040
>>150397140
>>150397254

but TLDR even if they sack him theyre fucked not just from a tactical and player ability standpoint, but also a coaching, financial and squad construction standpoint

its gonna be another 5 years at the least to recover to competing at the top and thats if everything goes perfectly. if you look at city they have better coaches, players, manager, recruitment staff, owners, facilities etc. so even if a miracle happened and united got citys owners or pep, theyd still need another 3 miracles to be on a level playing field as a club

Genuine Question:

> how did Man United go from utter domination in the 1st 20 minutes to a 50/50 fight in the 2nd half?

>>150398220
well they didnt seeing as Fulham were dominant after the 10th minute

>>150398220
well they didnt seeing as Fulham were dominant after the 10th minute

>>150398220
Teams adapt and man utd do not, players are instructed to do x and y and top tier epl are able to adjust and tell players how to properly negate them by closing their right space and position. The game is highly analytical and with drone footage and trackers you can literally exploit any coach that is as rigid as analrim, same happen to ten hag on his first 7 games and he learned to adapt and let players to adjust, ange a top tier manager got fucked in the league non stop because of this too even though he is a great manager

>>150397538
>>bruno and mount have redundant positions
they're both out of position and don't like it
amorim's retarded fish league tactics will never work in this league ever and buying 10 #10s won't fix that

>>150398014
I don't know how to fix this
are they all meant to just become 50x better players?

424 / 442 hoofball

-------------sesko/zirkzee---hojlund/maguire
cunha------------------------------------------------mbuemo
------------CDM-----------------CDM-------------
dorgu----------CD----------CD-------------dalot/maz


whoever perform the best as CDM and CD get those places in the starting XI, i cant imagine who they currently would be though because theyre all shite.

can't be worse than what they are right now

>>150398220
im sorry, i watched this match and at no point could you ever describe man united as being dominant

>>150398680
Why are you sorry?

I used to have buttsecs with a guy that looked like E. S. Rowe

>>150398725
i was raised to be polite

>>150398760
t.phil foden

>>150398679
>hojlund/maguire

>>150398802
I'm John Stones. Foden is our weird little goblin. He's a lot of fun each Halloween

is united just cursed?

This isn't even funny, this is just sad. Seeing this is like an intervention. It's too real.

>>150399823
They're just broken as an organization and decaying instead of rebuilding. They'll eventually through their wealth get back on their feet, but for now we just get to watch a train riding off the rails unable to stop

>>150399823
nope
they're just retard

Lol, rofl even, where was he trying to kick it
>still have fernandes
>still have casemiro
Lol

>>150396600
Mouyes hasnt exactly set the world ablaze since leaving United. Flamed out the same way in every job since with modest success

>>150399945
Maybe he wants to leave. He was also mouthing off to his teammates and lost possession while doing so.

>>150395541
Every manager got sacked during an abysmal collapse in player morale except LVG who was sacked only because Mourinho was available.
But for all the rest they hit a point where they would struggle in the cup matches vs Coventry/yeoville/cambridge etc. Relegation fodder knew they could rely on United to give them an undeserved 3 points to stay up another season.
Then they’d lose 5-1 to Liverpool and that’s always when they’d make the decision to sack the manager even though it’s the players who downed tools.

>>150400019
City should do their neighbors a favor and buy Bruno for £6 gorillion or whatever. Not like they’re at risk of competing any time soon and Bruno could fill the KDB role for a season or two

>>150400082
There is zero chance Pep gets along with Bruno. He would gulag him after a week of training

-----------------------------Isak
-------Mainoo------Fernandes-------Rodrygo
-------------McTominay---------Cunha
Sesko___Maguire____De Ligt_____Mbumo
_________________Buffon

Holy moly, United bros. Can you imagine if we fielded this starting line-up for the next 38 ( THIRTY-EIGHT) games?

We'd win the fucking league. Maybe even qualify for the Conference League. I can't believe that the Saudis are trying to place 60 (SIXTY) million bets for our Elite Forwards. Worth every dime, but the rejections are always justified.

I really do believe that Amorim is the next Ferguson, both in management and appearance. Try and strike us down, if you dare.

>>150395541
>No other club sacks upper table club managers for failing to get 1st,
Madrid do and that's the standard they still think they are
Shit the money they generate still puts them on that level
too bad they waste it all on total shit squads

A-at least we won the shouldve beat arsenal trophy cause raya had to make a save or two

>>150400141
>Buffon
surely you meant De Gea for the double #Pogback with McTominay

>>150399945
That goal looks tiny, the keeper would've saved it anyway, it's a penalty away from home the pressure was immense, they still got a point, its not that important a miss, the referee knocked into him

>>150399868
I miss the glory days of 1-0 Burnley followed by 1-0 Southampton

>>150398916
Maguire is based
>>150399578
both donkeys who can still get goals when they get some service
>>150400141
even for an obvious wacky shitpost, sesko at left back?????
>>150399945
>>150400866
lol when you look at it from there the goal is fucking huge
how on earth do player miss penalties?

>>150394094
https://youtu.be/iydcB3OM6EE?si=aQx5pazv2wwHJYkd
Funny how this video highlights United's glaring problems
Amorim's system was centered around a fantastic finisher like Gyokeres and he opted out to buy every 10 on the planet when Bruno alone could just do the 10 job just as fine

Good /mug/ning

>chasing a win
>change defenders

???

The next 10 games after Burnley (h):

>Man City (a)
>Chelsea (h)
>Brentford (a)
>Sunderland (h)
>Liverpool (a)
>Brighton (h)
>Nottingham (a)
>Tottenham (a)
>Everton (h)
>Palace (a)

Looks like a run of 3-4 points.

>>150403166
praying for analrim

>>150395512
>new
At least 10 years too late for that. There's a bunch of companies that hog domains and host a page on it that advertises the visitor how to buy it from them

MASSIVE reinforcements are needed

>>150393297 (OP)
>not allowed to score offside goals
>opponent's perfectly legitimate goals not disallowed
>opposition players not unfairly sent off
>received a dodgy penalty
>received VAR help
>6(7) minutes of fergietime
>draw
What did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this

friendly reminder that Manchester United haven’t scored a single goal after two games.

At what point do ex players become to embarrassed to say they played for manure?

>>150403798
they shit on it in the media, they call it dogshit constantly, i cant tell if theyre ashamed of it, hateful, or just want to make themselves look good compared to how shit they are nowadays

>>150403166
They will beat Sunderland at home. The others idk.
Can genuinely see them being in the relegation zone after this run of fixtures

>>150404067
My calculation was basically Sunderland W + maybe a point from Burnley or Brighton

>>150403166
Yanited could genuinely be on 2 points out of the opening 15

>>150404637
>Man City (a) loss
>Chelsea (h) loss
>Brentford (a) draw
>Sunderland (h) win but with some lucky goal
>Liverpool (a) loss
>Brighton (h) loss
>Nottingham (a) loss
>Tottenham (a) loss
>Everton (h) loss
>Palace (a) loss

>>150404919
No way he lives after the 6 game losing streak

>>150400942
Honestly, go to a match and wall pitch side, the goals are huge, go and stand in the goal and imagine a ball flying 70mph towards you, its crazy how players can miss.

Goalkeepers are often unsung heroes because even basic stuff like positioning has to be done or they have no chance

Its why bad goalkeeping stands out, because a good goalkeeping makes the difficult look easy. No excuse for ever missing a penalty, none, there are parts of the goal it is impossible for the keeper to get to

>>150403166
Yeah I see 4 draws there, Sunderland, Tottenham Everton and Palace will be draws.

Brentford and Brighton wre much more competent than United, so it's looking like a relegation battle, I wish I could put £1000 on Unites going down

>>150403798
I remember watching these live, im so old.

I remember food being really cheap, could buy shampoo for 28pence, and the champions league was free to watch on Channel 3

I remember the first time I got a job and was paid £6 an hour

OH NO NO NO

>form collapses whenever he's injured
>always injured

>>150405220
D’ya remember yoghurts?

>>150405206
But you cant predict wether they will stick with amorim or will sack him and bring someone like sean dyche who will keep them just above the relegation zone
Maybe the board WOULD probably be more willing to stick with amorim even if they hit the bottom of the table, considering how many times theyve been criticized for not sticking with managers

This *gestures thumb towards all the Amorim stats posted in the last 24 hours* is a fucking shambles

>>150393623
wasn't for ajax. it was for his son, who's working for the player acency

>club staff had expressed concern over Ten Hag's son's potential influence over transfers.

>The United manager's son, Nigel, is employed by Sports Entertainment Group (SEG) agency as a performance analyst. The group has been heavily involved in transfer business conducted during Ten Hag's time at the club.

>Ten Hag's second summer window at United saw his own agent Kees Vos - who owns the SEG agency - work heavily on recruitment as deals were struck for several European stars.

>Nigel joined SEG a year earlier in 2022, just months after Ten Hag was named United's next head coach. He has been part of the organisation at a time when SEG has been involved in several deals involving the Premier League club.

>>150393733
Happy days~

>>150405302
Sean Dyche, manager of Manchester United, aiming for 17th place.

We live in a strange timeline

>>150405582
We are so used to corruption, no one cares. We are effectively feudal peasants

>>150405260
Nah piss off as much as I am a /mug/ enjoyer, don't shittalk the Lisandro. He's GOAT tier defender.

>>150407526
Imagine how good he would be if he wasn't a gnome.

>>150405260
Im a big fan of this midget. Still can't believe he scored a header against Liverpool.

>>150408164
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win...

>>150393873
what a shit formation

We should scrap stone roses and go back to using Rocky Fanfare

>>150417143
Back 3's are the biggest cope imaginable

>>150399823
They're the new Nottingham Forest/Leeds. It will be a atleast another decade before they rise to the top again.

Who's buying Maino?

>>150424050
>teenage
>black
welcome to chelsea

>>150422394
>decade

Optimistic in the extreme. United are Accrington Stanley

AmorIN needs another season for his players to get used to his system. They s should sell shitters like Bruno and Maino for the Amorin project

>>150430298
massive reinforcements are needed

>>150430298
cant believe ole was there for that long
christ

>>150394151
>they have no potential to improve the are feckingg 26
Yet ArseLOL signed Pooze who is 27. And FLOPeres who is 28.

Such a shame that United get a bye to beat Grimsby tonight.

I don't watch a lot of man united, why do they play Bruno so far back? Doesn't really make sense to me and you can see how frustrated he is there

>>150431508
they just spunked 250 million on new forwards instead of a midfield so he can't play up top anymore

>>150431508
because >our manager is a fucking idiot

>>150430298
>24.1%

I want him gone now NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
GET OUT!!! FUCK OFF!!!
Seriously, it was dreadful but I had not seen the stats, my god. How the fuck did he get another year? His system clearly does not fucking work. It's literally a young but talented youngster: the manager.

>>150403671
Based pajeet yanited hater

can we do the unthinkable tonight anons ? Can we will one of the greatest /mugs/ ever into existence?

>>150432936
it would top the mk dons loss

>>150405260
would make for a better captain if not for his permacrockness.

>>150432936
They need to win the odd game to keep the farce going, prefer them to get knocked out in the semis by a championship side. Amorimjob needs to stay on by the skin of his teeth in cups, getting them as close to relegation as possible.

>>150434026
This tbd
Ideal tonight is 1-1 scraped win on pens with a last minute hmagz equaliser so we can laugh at them celebrating hard against grimsby

>>150430298
HE'LL BRING THE GLORY DAYS AGAIN

>>150434026
This is the most sensible option, we cant over indulge, he has to stay in his job so he can safely steer United to relegation

>>150434430
i swear every manager theyve had in the past decade has some line about that in their song
they cant let go of the 90s glory days
theyre never coming back bros just free yourselves

>>150430298
Absolute madness how United were finishing 2nd and 3rd, and the fans raged, now they're battling 17th and seem perfectly happy

United fans are the most insane and ungrateful cunts around

who can they even get in once they bin off amorim. He's fucked off all their wingers so if someone else comes in he'll have to play some gimped formation

>>150434619
Sam Allardyce

dude no fucking way

GIMME GIMME GIMME A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHT

>>150434565
not like any manager they can get will do a better job

I didnt know it was possible to buy the best strikers in the league and still be unable to score

That's it. I'm bandwagoning City.

on top of everything grismby were cheated out a goal

>ONANA
Kek

That Sesko miss was crazy

What does Manchester do to these players

GIVE HIM ANOTHER 200 MILLION
GIVE HIM ANOTHER 200 MILLION
GIVE HIM ANOTHER 200 MILLION
GIVE HIM ANOTHER 200 MILLION
GIVE HIM ANOTHER 200 MILLION
GIVE HIM ANOTHER 200 MILLION
AMRIM'LL FIX IT AMRIM'LL FIX IT AMRIM'LL FIX IT AMRIM'LL FIX IT AMRIM'LL FIX IT AMRIM'LL FIX IT AMRIM'LL FIX IT AMRIM'LL FIX IT

how do they do it

>>150438942
any webm?

ETERNAL /MUG/

>>150431269
>Seething about Arsenal in a /mug/ thread
You manure customers sure are something

>>150434619
We're getting Saufgate m8

SO
IT
HAPPENED
AGAIN

>>150393297 (OP)
Biggest club in the world with a ship in the logo right after my mariners

>>150440146
Kek
Hopefully we get 3 mugs by the weekwnd

.

I love thisbfucking board

>>150438942
>>150439785
i think this is the miss he's talking about

here's to burnley /mug/

kek

hahahaha

>>150442064
the bicycle kick attempt was even worse

KWAB