Thread 150393304

what does he do?

>>150393304 (OP)
Being the best

>>150393304 (OP)
undefeated and undisputed

>>150393304 (OP)
being delicious :)
just like ritter sport

>>150394557
this, if you put them in the freezer for a bit they taste even better.

for me it's white excellence

>>150394557
>>150394472
wrong

>>150394690
kys

>>150394729
Here we get these but i don’t like them a lot, it’s too sweet for my taste.

I need to try yours.

>>150393304 (OP)
For me it's

>>150393304 (OP)
Makes your fart smell absolutely foul.
I ate a whole box after christmas, i literally had to leave every room i blew wind in for 10 min.

Anyone like these?

>>150394557
>>150393304 (OP)
Too expensive

>>150394690
Is insane how good is kinder bueno blanco.

All of these products are illegal in America btw

>>150395937
Don't be a stranger Ivan, show us yours

>>150395994
And yet they sell that Hershey shit

>>150394557
yes

>>150395994
wrong
also hippo best one

The GOAT. Simple. Elegant. Perfect.

>4.5€ the little chokobon box at lidl

germans are still nazis im not afraid to say it

>>150397283
Is it like this?

>>150397677
no, much better

>>150397677
Not a thing here.

>Paying more when the bootleg version is just as good
I seriously hope ygddy

https://www.poundland.co.uk/nutini-chocolino-mini-bars-125g-pack-of-10

>>150398241
lmao this
The bootleg version of any candy is always superior

Kinder means children in German

>>150399518
kinder means almost in Canada

OP here. Did no one understand I was talking about Mbuemo? We need to be discussing his shit performance and make fun of United for buying frauds. Excuse me, hello?

>>150398241
What a cute squirrel

>>150399971
Also, STOP buying Ferraro products. They are responsible for cutting down rainforests for their palm tree plantations and are an evil company altogether. Chocolate does not require palm oil to taste good and their ate high quality altenatives for each of their products.

*Ferrero Rocher

>>150394557
Growing up in Yugoslavia, this was like the ultimate treat it was a special day when my parents got me one, usually the three pack
We were poor as shit so it was rare but, we were also happy :) we had my grandparents in the surrounding villages, we had a top floor apartment with a huge balcony, and both my parents were teachers. My dad worked in Switzerland one summer and bought a red mk1 golf for us. I miss my dad a lot.
Id give anything for that life right now.
This is all trash

are you guys all fat?

>>150400330
Yikes

>>150400143
RIP ur dad

>>150400376
Thanks man :(
It's been over 5 years now still tear up every time I mention him
That was painful to experience he died from lung cancer I made the decision for us to not pursue chemo or anything like that. He did in our house, on our couch in the living room. Which I think is nice, rather than tubes machines and institutions

https://www.greenpeace.org.uk/news/5-problems-with-sustainable-palm-oil/
https://www.ethicalconsumer.org/palm-oil/palm-oil-free-chocolate

Step aside retards

>>150400436
seethe about it, greencuck

>>150400436
Before world war 2 coconut oil was the main world oil, I don't think palm oil is as bad for you as onions canola and the other ones, but coconut oil is king. I'm not against palm oil the way I am against onions and canola, and there's a reason but I've spent the last 4 months bashing my head into the concrete
I can't wait to be at my laptop again with my books and notes :(
They stopped using coconut oil because supply lines were disrupted and the rest is a very sad history

>>150400436
>palm oil is a vegetable oil
>it's made from fruit
I see

>>150400436
just buy ecuadorian (players)

>>150400488
90%+ cocoa is king tier

>>150400477
2024, that year, just reading, taking notes, thinking, was the greatest year of my life. Maybe the happiest
Modafinil and just read read read everything :)
But Jews thought I would be happier eating shit in this cesspit that is America, they denied me work and basically forced me back here. Fuck you, kikes

>>150400518
Denied me work in Europe forces me back here at a huge huge loss for me, then deny me work here
Hate is putting it lightly for what I feel for all of you

>>150400518
>>150400540
I think I speak for all of us here if I say
KWAB

>>150400447
the Pogba ON HIS FACKIN DAY of sweets, sadly they are only sold around the holidays here

>>150400551
Yeah
You fucking hippy kraut cocksucker I would break you in half, you fucking punk

>>150400594
Yeaha, you would.
But you can't, because you're an obedient little cuck.

>>150400629
Completely bizarre comment go cry a river over your little palm trees or whatever your wrists are limp about

>>150393304 (OP)
i keep having recurring dreams of shoplifting sweets, wonder what it means

>realizing I will never have a Lotus biscoff choccie bar again because they discontinued them here
fuck my chud life

>>150399971
kinder bueno is how jo wilfried tsonga is known in france since he was in a kinder bueno ad

>>150400436
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T REPLACE RAINFOREST WITH PALM TREES
YES PLEASE REPLACE YOUR ANCESTRAL POPULATION WITH NGUBUS YES

fuck those commie terrorists

Let me guess, you need more?
This is undisputed classic and the rest is just bloat.

>>150402550
This

>>150399971
What the FUCK are you talking about? Is that a computer thing or something?
>>150402550
Thirding this, although I can go for a Pingu once in a while.

>>150400477
>Before world war 2 coconut oil was the main world oil
this sounds like complete bullshit

>>150399971
never start a thread with a more interesting pic than your text
rookie mistake

>is's the actual undisputed GOAT in you are path
nothing personel, kid

>>150403892
Diagusting. Literally loses against Pingui and Milchschnitte. I hate maxi King stans. Cardboard tasting piece if shit. GOATed jingle tho

>>150403897
I like it therefore it's the goat, end of discussion

>>150399971

chocolate is a more interesting thing to talk about than random ngubu of the month

>>150403909
I can respect that and Ill gladly eat one if you offered it. Its not as bad as I said I just like Pingui more.

>>150399971
This is now a chocolate thread.

>>150403904
this is now sports related again

>>150403999
>klitschko poster gets trips
Based
>>150403977
>digits too
Ok will post choccy

>>150394557
how do these taste so fucking good
i don't even like coconut that much

Disappointed no one has posted the true GOAT yet.

>>150394729
>>150397283
>>150404043
it's interesting that some things that have no taste for me and are even outright disgusting are the favourites for others

>>150403977
No, knowoing the mods, I will get banned for off-topic postings if we don't begin discussing sports right now. The vuelta is ongoing, and Liverpool plays today, I cannot have that. Now check out fatties stats since moving to United lmfao.

if i want junk chocolate i'd rather simply buy the caramel and peanuts milka chocolate desu it's way cheaper and better

>>150404154
>Milka
Dont do it Frog:
>RAN maintains that Mondelez’s deforestation claims simply can’t be trusted as it is committing to using controversial tools like the No Deforestation, No Peatland, No Exploitation Implementation Reporting Framework (NDPE IRF) that was recently called out by RAN for enabling deforestation
>Suppliers to food giant Mondelez have destroyed 70,000 hectares since 2016, analysis by Greenpeace International claims, pushing the primate further towards extinction.

>>150404361
>deforestation

i never take the plane, you cant guilt me

>>150400330
I ate this shit for 20 years nearly everyday
I want to throw up when I see this shit now

>>150393304 (OP)
Hol up, my nigga

>>150404378
why are you so ignorant that you cannot put 1+2 together and understand the systemic consequences of the conventional agri-food industry? Satellite images are available for free.

For me its this golden ticket classic. Or the hersheys bottle makes anything taste good.

>>150404361
>pic
so ferrero is basically just as shit as mondelez, why aren't you giving any shit to the people posting kinder products itt?

>>150404572
see above

>>150404572
I really dont get you retards who don't care at all where your slop comes from and whats in it. Youd gladly live in places like China and US and eat all their poisonous slop and then blame your ass cancer on some vaxx.

>>150404571
Bro you really dont get to chime in, sorry

>>150404655
who said I don't care, and how is this an answer to my previous question?
also

>/sp/ - Sports
post cool sawker golazos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRFXKxQuOE

>>150405018
>Subjective opinion
>It contains this which is present in vomit and no other chocolate in the world uses it

Everything you guys posted in this thread fucking sucks. Chocolate is disgusting

>>150405238
you're disgusting.

>>150404361
what's P&G and where can I buy their stuff?

You will now kneel to the King.

>>150405734
I love lindt, but 100%? Hell fucking no

I like Irish Chocolate

>>150405945
100% chocolate is actually healthy again, you know that right?

>>150404385
the question is why it took you 20 years to realize how bad it is?

>>150405734
So it just tastes like cacao beans? That sounds disgusting.

>>150393304 (OP)
Poorfags get out!

Yes, I like the marketing agencies recently pushed product

Pistachio is the worst flavor

>>150394472
He's merely bueno

>>150407081
I will NEVER eat that fucking shit. Dubai is the worst place I've ever been. I don't care if the chocolate isn't made there, I don't trust it.

>>150407393
>Dubai is the worst place I've ever been.
how? Its an airport, mall and hotels. Its literally muslim Las Vegas.

>>150400330
I'm a grown man who saw this many years ago. I still eat a Nutella sandwich every now and then. I don't care.

>>150405712
It stands for Procter & Gamble, but I don't know which brands they own.

>>150405945
Weak, like cooked spaghetti.

How come this is the only good thread on this board right now, where everyone can be honest with eachother and discuss in good faith? Literally pic related but chocolate instead

>>150400330
looks healthier than when i bake brownies desu senpai

>>150407556
kek

>>150400518
Are you the anon I was talking with about Combat Mission and other old games on /pol/ a while back? Hope you're doing well bro.

Make way for the king

>>150404154
milka crashed so hard after being bought out by mondelez, sad

>>150407643
Yes. And?
(I also eat lemons.)

>>150393304 (OP)
undefeated

>>150407684
please put that picture away. Getting traumatic flashbacks to my grannie somehow thinking that i liked them and forcing me to eat them.

>>150393304 (OP)
>>150394557
Thread was solved already with these two yet you guys keep yapping.

>>150407697
>Iss die Schokolade, Liebling

>>150407697
Same exact experience here. But instead of your grannie it was your mom. And instead of candy it was her boobies if you catch my drift (I sucked her nipples in a sexual way)

Long story short, all stuff from Kinder is fucking god tier

this stuff is great, its like prinzen rolle but better

I'm on a cut
I shouldn't be in this thread

*steps in your path*

I will love it if we eat them
LOVE IT

>>150403892
i will probably never have another chance at saying this so here it goes: i used to steal these when i was a kid in the most retarded way possible. like i would do one lap on my bike then enter the store take one and leave without paying then repeat 10 times in a row. one time a cashier came to me and asked if i had anything in my pockets and i said no then 'haha actually i forgot i have something :)' and they let me go and i never visited that store ever again

>>150410907
never beats the belgian original Prinzen Rolle

>>150394557
factos


followed by

Test

>>150412702
why would you ever eat this hollow tasting thing over a classic Milchschnitte?

>>150413006
cos its better
i dont like the honey flavour

>>150412962
Honestly this was the best chocolate bar I've ever had in my life nothing in this thread compares
I can't describe the flavor but I remember fhe feeling. It was different, it was extremely tasty, and it felt clean. Maybe that's the labeling guiding me or is it that not having any of that junk just tastes better

>>150413203
I think it's the latter
No way onions leichton and other emulsifiers are something you should be eating

>>150400330
So glad i quit this shit

>>150404154
Milka tastes like shit, for real

>>150405734
The milk chocolate of this is great, shame its so expensive

>>150411046
Same lol, my tummy is so flat now, ive lost 2 stone, im so happy, gonna fit into my bikini again soon

>>150411415
10/10, i love Guylian

>>150413221
>onions leichton
S'oy lecithin is just an emulsifier, you can find it in supplements, it isnt bad for you, sugar cane is vbad for you, sucralose is very bad for you, maltodextrin is absolutely awful, there are genuine substances you should be concerned about

>>150407434
Why don't you at least get the spreads with significant cocoa and nut content?? They exist.

How many hectare of rainforest will he cut down against Grimsby Town tomorrow?

>>150412962
>vegan
>paleo
>no gluten
>no palm oil
>no dairy
>no cane sugar

>>150393304 (OP)
the GOAT

why is this player getting slated and not the german who cost 150m euros and hasnt had a single goal involvement in 3 starts?

>>150404571
this
does 4chan actually think milka is good?

>>150419331
>does 4chan actually think milka is good?
no, but that one isnt german anyway

>>150404571
also not german

I switched to protein bars a couple of years ago and miss the real shit so bad

The most complete player to do it

>>150419498
fuck

You morons realise you're just eating sugar and harmful additives? just eat dark chocolate
>but nooo it doesn't taste as good
Fat bastards

>>150419512
Dark chocolate has the highest concentration of heavy metals. Enjoy your lead and cadmium.

Dubai chocolate is fucking gross

>>150419958
never tried it, because it seems like too much of a meme, but i dont see how it could be bad? its just chocolate and pistachio and pistachios are god tier

>>150407519
Everyone knows off topic threads on any board are the best content.

>>150419872
No one told you to eat large amounts you fat fuck

>>150419958

>what should we call this overpriced and tacky shit probably manufactured in slave contidions?
>Dubai?
>perfect

>>150407727
whats their secret?

>>150404571
>english anything

if it aint swiss or belgian keep it

>>150393304 (OP)
>>150394557
>>150394690
>>150394729
>>150395308
>>150395433
>>150397283
>>150400447

OFFICIAL QUOTED POSTS POWERRANKING
1. Raffaelo
2. White Bueno
3. Choco Fresh
4. Happy Hippo
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7. Black Bueno
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18. nutella b-ready
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9001. Pingui (dark chocolate tastes like shit)

>>150420694
tbf the current version was made by some chocolatier in dubai, hence the name.

>>150419425
I fucking hate protein bars, i hate the flouvry texture they have.

>>150420840
white choco is just inferior to vanilla flavoured milk cream desu. Never understood why it even exists.

>>150407434
Everything is fine in moderation.

>>150421436
The palm oil industry does not exist in moderation

>>150405945
>>150407010
This, I've tried it once and it felt like eating cocoa butter lipstick, no flavor to it at all.
The best percentage is between 70 and 80, depending on the brand.

>>150421507
Indeed, it exists no matter what we do.

>>150421539
Wrong. Moderate consumption doesn't help. Adds up innit.

>>150419512
this desu
before i found these threads very fun but when i started reading a lot about modern food and these food products i can't feel anything except disgust and contempt for it now. this stuff will be looked at in the future the same way people view cigarettes today.

>>150419512
why do you eat dark chocolate if it doesn't taste good

Please don't indulge too much in those industrial chocolate cravings

A piece of dark chocolate after the meal.

Yoghurt or cheese with good honey when you want someting sweet. You can add nuts or almonds in the yoghurt.


It's litterally all you need. Don't poison yourself with addictive sugar paste full of dodgy ingredients.
Better for your health, better for local economy, better for the planet

step aside for the TRUE king

I've been getting this from the local bio shop every time I go there, it's deliciously creamy like no chocolate I've had before

I understand you all want to be contrarian, but sometimes the best really is the obvious choice

What's the /sp/'s consensus on Dubai Chocolate?
I like it in small doses.

>>150423444
probably shouldn't buy anything with dubai in the name

>>150423444
refuse to buy one even if it drops below 1 euro

VAZELO PAFOS ARE CHANTING AGAINST OLYMPIACOS!!!

MR ERDOGAN DESTROY CYPRUS MURDER GAYPRIOTS DECAPITATE THEIR CHILDREN

>>150423506
what do you want dubai then?

>>150394729
germans have so many cool kinder products i thought this was an italian company

>>150424305
xaxa

>>150423444
Tried it from a gift and it's alright for the novelty, but I wouldn't rush to buy it myself.

>>150423095
>cheese with good honey
Cheese is where its at anon. On its own. Or, some nice bread on the side. Can be paired with something sweet, spicy, maybe an apple too. Sauerkraut, why not. Possibilities, specially when you consider the different varieties, are endless.

palmer just needs more time

Let's post something that's actually goated for once.

>>150423444
first bite is awesome, it gets quickly boring and it's too expensive for what it is.

>>150395994
Wrong and I'm fat

>>150395994
only the kinder egg because Americans are too fat and eat it in one single bite

>>150423028
it does taste good though

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>150412962
>chocolate
>no dairy
Fag

>>150423191
Forced myself to finish this, was genuinely horrible

>>150423028
It does taste good, unless you've fried your taste receptors from consuming too much sugar

>>150426325
Based Harzer enjoyer. Handkäs mit Musik is where its at. Also
>30g of protein per 100g
>120kcal
Insane. Pair this with the insanity of Magerquark and you literally have no excuse for being dyel in Deutschland. 500g Magerquark, eine Rolle Harzer erry single fucking day

>>150430242
>Magerquark

for me its

Alhamdulillah... all real chocolate lovers know the truth...

BUENO BUENO BUENO BUENO BEUNO

>>150393304 (OP)
MISS HIS PENALTY! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150393304 (OP)
LMAO

>>150426684
My man!

>>150431561
kek

Not like this Ferrero bros...

>>150393304 (OP)
HITS THE POST

Kek

ENTER

These are EUR 1 for a 10-pack at a local supermarket should I buy them?

BWAHAHAHA Im going out to the gas station now at 11:30 just to see if they go a Bueno

>>150440470
They taste like pure shit so yes, buy them.

>>150411415
my nigga

>>150440320
the nut is too big

>>150440470
>balconi
is there another one named patio or gazebo?

yall been sleeping on these i thought the were a european thing but they only exist here

>>150440525
NO! BOYCOTT FERRARO. BOYCOTT THE PALM OIL INDUSTRY.

>>150441070
palm oil is the oil that requires the least space and water to produce.

>>150404399
Pro-tip: store them in the freezer, taste 10 times better

>>150393304 (OP)
missing pens

>no mentions of Kinder Paradiso
I knew I was sharing this board with plebs

>>150441578
The powder makes too much of a mess and if you eat more than one you might get diabetes then and there

>>150407081
it's a tounge in cheek skat joke that got taken too far

Requesting /fit/ protein chocolate bars with low sugar. all that i have tried tastes like shit.

>>150405734
my dad who is diabetic buys this from former makro

Step aside, plebs.

Lidl chads arriving

are these a thing in other countries ? it has mbuono cream

>>150404399
MY FUCKING NIGGA god the inner part was so good like its not even chocolate

>>150441816
they have a partnership with schogetten now and they make them a private label yogurt strawberry bar similar to lila pause, i ate one today

>>150440470
for me its the yellow one

>hazelnuts
>ultra milky children's palate chocolate

I'd rather eat steaming human feces.
Banana is the way

>>150441816
lidl chocolates are unironically pretty fucking good, considering their price

>>150423419
Good taste my fellow richfag.

>>150410907
holy shit i used to tear through the gullon brand version of these
i miss when the body ignored excess carbs and body shape was defined exclusively by protein intake

>>150443115
forgot pic, i remember these wouldn't last 4 days in the house

>>150439738
Hell yeah, shout out to all the Dutch homies.

>be downright superior to nutkekella
>disappears off the face of your shelves forever
It's not fair...

these are also incredible, one of my best finds out of my handful of trips to elevenland

*scores the winning goal*

>>150441231
yea, they melt fast as fuck if you dont

>>150394557
based
also these

>>150444640
I tried these some have the one half be vanilla cream and others have bueno type cream the latter are the best

>>150442209
These are actually made by lindt for lidl

>>150444911
*raises the offside flag and tells you to get get fucked

>>150447496
they used to sell half or 1/4th of a head of gouda here up until around 2007 or smth but you can no longer find red wax gouda anywhere probably because gayreeks started eating presliced garbaged

>>150447864
edam*

>>150447864
>eating presliced garbaged
isnt there a lot of local cheese variety in Greece?

>>150447925
if by variety you mean just feta then yes you cant make grilled cheese with feta

>>150447933
I put feta in tinfoil together with onions, tomatoes and garlic and throw the package on the grill. I feel VERY greek when I eat this.

>>150447945
you show that in youtube shorts

>>150447957
No?

>>150447945
you saw that in one of those youtube shorts

>>150447968
No this is standard German grilling practice. I remember it from my childhood, before Youtube was even a thing

>>150447969
then how does it make you feel greek?

>>150447989
Its feta and garlic bro. It tastes Greek.

>>150447933
>just feta
but others exist too no?

>>150447996
it could be 33% greekier with olive oil

>>150448038
That was implied. Of course there is olive oil all over

>>150448030
>graviera=gruyere
>saganaki=way of cooking generic gruyere cheese
>metsovone= fake cheese made and named in order to live off provolone's popularity
>kopanisti= cheese salad

>>150448040
the greekest !

>>150393304 (OP)
>got a sweet tooth after lunch
>mmm i'll eat those kinder buenos in the fridge
>shit, it's not enough, i need moar
>order 2 crepes with hazelnut cream, white chocolate and oreo cookies
>fuck I ate too much
every time

>>150403904
this guy knows

>>150448058
t average elleinida, back in the 00s not a single creperie was selling sweet crepes its was just chicken nuggets sausage and chicken crepes

>>150448078
where do you think you are? there aren't any women on 4chan, much less on /sp/(rip that one goblina we had)

>>150448058
sugar is mad addictive its better to not have any kinder mbeumos in the house or be boring and eat only dark chocolate which is very hard to binge on less you end up like a certain someone

>>150448092
only elleinides eat sweet crepes thats how all these creperies survive, this is woman behaviour regardless of gender, a real man would eat a bougatsa with hazelnut custard

>>150448100
>defiling bougatsa with hazelnut
get out of my sight, cretin. only proper custard and no fucking savory fillings

>>150400330
*utterly moggs memetella*
>>150447216
most overrated shit ever. might be because i dont really like nutella, and this is literally just a wafer ball filled with nutella
>>150447311
that explains it, the raspberry one is god tier

>>150448099
yeah from a point onward i switched to a cereal/protein bar. it kinda helps

>>150448111
you can mix hazlnut choco in the custard which has to be made with as little corn flour as possible instead of semolina stop listening to petretzatzikis

>>150448118
these have equal amount of sugar as bueno

>>150448127
nah these particular ones are sugar free

>>150448135
with sugar alternatives and glucose syrup who are probably as unhealthy and diabetes causing

>>150448156
that's a risk im willing to take. who wants to reach 70 anyway

>>150420825
stop disrespecting your own country and eat valr hona

>>150448250
kek

gayreeks pay 3 euros for these btw its 85 g the doubled the price and did shrinkflation too, and this has like 10% cocoa

>The European Food Safety Authority found the chocolate to be contaminated with high levels of mineral oil aromatic hydrocarbons (MOAH), a likely carcinogen
>Kinder's parent company Ferrero disagreed with the EFSA finding, and maintained all products contain below the maximum levels for human consumption. Other common chocolate products were found to contain similar or higher levels of contamination

>>150448349
the hydrocarbons make it tastier

>>150448349
if nestle sell toilet's waters ferrero can add a little cancer in the kinders desu

>>150448349
it's ok because afaik they sell all the low quality ones in Eastern Europe

>>150448409
its true lidl greece had kinder maxi 50% off for several months must have been all the salmonella listeria batches, i ate like 5-6 of them

>>150448409
>“The main source of contamination is from the packaging industry,” Ms Sharan said. “It has to be dealt with at the manufacturing level, so it is not really in the hands of consumers.
The packaging will be the same regardless

I like chocolate,do you?

>>150448436
you sick fuck

>>150448321
for me it's dubious supermarket brand chocolate. same size at 1.24 euros. no way in hell im paying 2.5 for that shit

>>150448763
the quality is exactly the same, better yet you can buy a couverture chocolate bar

Not a fan of this chocolate in particular.

>>150448790
that's a banana tho?

was this going too far?

>>150450638
why are they carrying him out as if he just lost a martial arts tournament

>>150394690
>have to vacuum the surroundings for sprinkles