Thread 150393617

we have reached a new low
this is worse than ten hag and ole combined
this is the worst drop off of a giant club of all time, ac milans fall is nothing compared to this

we were the bayern munich/PSG of england FFS.

at this rate its gonna be another 5+ years before we win a major trophy again, im not sure the fanbase can wait that long

>>150393617 (OP)
They can win the Championship next year

>>150393634
How many people would renew their season tickets?

>>150393634
theyd finish 4th and lose in the playoff first round

>>150393617 (OP)
Burnley before the international break will push his PPG over 1.0
But then City and Chelsea in the next two will push it back under lmao

>>150393617 (OP)
>this is the worst drop off of a giant club of all time
Surely that's Juventus after Calciopoli.

Buy proven premier league attackers and don’t score in first two games, seriously cursed

>>150393891
lmao burnley will park the bus
no space for clownmorim's counteratt... sorry, "quick transition"
easy draw

>>150393960
in the short term, but they got relegated, re promoted and won the league 5 times in a row since fergie left united

>>150393617 (OP)
>im not sure the fanbase can wait that long
What would they do? they got 7-0'd by their biggest rivals and not a single riot happened

>>150393617 (OP)
You just have to buy 5 or 6 more black players for around £2.8 billion

>>150394293
they lost 7-0 to burnley?

>>150393617 (OP)
he proved against arsenal that his side can beat ANY team in the league. his words not mine

>>150394479
burnley's rivals are blackburn

>>150394705
any other relegation rival could be inserted

>>150393969
maybe prem proven is a meme
teams should look for players who succeed in a similar system to their own

>>150393617 (OP)
He only needs 5 years to rebuild the team

would have been fine if you stuck with ole

would have been fine if you stuck with ten hag

dogshit fanbase and dogshit ownership blaming good coaches for dogshit transfer windows

now you're left with amorim, the worst of the three, and if you give up on him you delay your return to respectability (top 6) by another 5 years. embarrassing to watch

We know how to fix this...

>>150393617 (OP)
Do we need to get him out of retirement?

>>150396176
>now you're left with amorim, the worst of the three, and if you give up on him you delay your return to respectability (top 6) by another 5 years. embarrassing to watch

theyd get better quicker with somebody else desu, Utd still have nobody that suits his meme tactics, where as of you tried somebody else they can just go back to 433 and have a bunch of players back playing where they are best

>>150393960
>>150394060
milan still has it worse

Analrim deserves to suffer for abandoning Sporting mid season

>>150396176
>dogshit fanbase and dogshit ownership blaming good coaches for dogshit transfer windows
i agree with this, ten hag came 3rd with united, they bought a bunch of shit players and sold a bunch of good players, he comes 8th with the same tactic as before but shit players and they fire him

>>150396666
What is his playstyle anyway? I dont watch your meme league. What does he expect from his wingbacks? They sure arent crossing and he's basically playing no midfield

There's only one saviour for Man Utd

>>150396901
the reason they fired that director they just got from newcastle at a cost of 10m is he wanted southgate over amorim, in retrospect he was right and they would be better now

>>150393617 (OP)

Crazy spending around a billion to get these results

>still doing the fill the team with niggers arc
>still failing

>>150396845
when you are one of the 'big 3' in portugal you are basically real madrid/barca/psg where every team immediately parks the bus vs you, you dont have to defend or control the midfield because the other team just puts 9001 men in their own box like cucks, so a CM isnt necessary, all that matters is how well you can unlock parked busses, so amorims wing backs are like wingers, stretch the play horizontally and create space in the middle, then he has 9001 attacking midfielders in there to unlock the bus.

it doesnt work in the prem because everyone thinks united are a joke so arent afraid to attack them, so immediately win the midfield battle and force the wingbacks into a back 5. you need aura and for the other team to fear you for it to work and united havnt got any

>>150396845
His playstyle was being carried by Gyokeres

>>150397009

Garnacho the spinning Brazilian guy Bruno that one British defender that always fucks up

>>150397009
that sounds more like chelseas strategy than uniteds

>>150397069
those players are shit, but i can see them and hojlund becoming good once they leave united, its just cursed. mctominay was considered giga shit and he just won player of the year in italy, united just make players worse

>>150397040
And this explains why he did relatively well against fulham, arsenal, chelsea and aston villa, who are more defensive, but got torn apart by tottenham and newcastle
Amorim will likely crush burnley since they are the biggest bus parkers, but would unironically get trashed by leeds or sunderland for example
>>150396381
Leave big sam out of this, he deserves better than >shartnited

>>150397140
yeah i see them beating burnley, but then they have spurs man city liverpool newcastle and brighton within their next 6 league games who will probably be the better team in every one of those.

the fact he abandoned it today and put maguire up front and played hoofball just shows that even he doesnt think it will score a goal despite buying 200m of attackers this summer, but he doesnt have the balls or the knowledge to change formations, so sticks with it then turns to maguireball when it doesnt work late on

>>150396480
Now that would definitely get you relegated. Zoomers wouldn’t stand for his authoritarianism, the FA no longer fears him and his basic tactics would be ruthlessly exposed.

>>150397254
I said it before, united DESPERATELY needs sesko-mbeumo-cunha to work, otherwise they might be financially fucked for real this time around

>>150397463
Someone in /mug/ more versed in the bundes said sesko was deployed as a 10 behind openda. Whatever his position I can't see him making an impact A he's not starting and B there is no service to him. Coonier and bumbo aren't looking for a striker

>>150393617 (OP)
I said at the time it was a mistake to sack ETH, I mean yes ETH also had some duds (onana, antony) but he was also let down by the biggest stars in the club - trashford and bruno. When you end up with mental midgets like that as your senior stars you're in for a lot of trouble and the essence of that toxic culture has been there for a while, so whoever comes in needs TIME to change and turn it around. The likes of Rashford should've been sold the moment there was any interest (like that time with PSG) and instead the board gave him a fat contract till 2028, now he's unsellable for the next 5 years (still 3 to go now lmao).

Bruno, who is still fellated by the fanbase and rivals alike, has fallen off a cliff form-wise 2 years ago now and was a MAJOR reason for ETH getting fired and some people still haven't caught up, it's incredible how this guy can pull off a hollywood pass once out of 30 times and is then hailed as some kind of maestro - he's one of the most nervous guys on the ball I've seen watching this team for 25 years and his antics are fucking infuriating. Him losing the ball like a mong today while pointing at someone perfectly encapsulates his form the past years, and the fact that the head moor sticks him into a midfield two is even more suicidal than the system that was there previously.

Also, how many #10's are there now in the team? Mount, Mbueno, Bruno, Cunha, Zirkzee? What the fuck are they planning on doing with them? I don't understand how Højlund, who wasn't in the 1st team at Atalanta gets stuck upfront and is expected to lead the line in the PL with Zirk (whos not a real striker) as backup yet they have the capacity to stack #10s like there's no tomorrow and for what? kek, Amorim is the worst of the lot by far since fergie and of course he's going to get shafted. This dumb moor is the reason why gazpacho is unsettled - had he started in the EL final in a NORMAL formation they would've beaten that shitty spurs side.

Now they'll probably get rid of the natural wingers, sell gazpacho for peanuts to chelshit, end up with no wingers and then inevitably sack the manager only for the new guy to come in needing a whole squad rebuild all over again. Just a total circus.
I don't know what Ratcliffe is playing at but it doesn't seem like he knows what the fuck he's doing, unless he's playing some 5D chess and is legit trying to crash the club with no survivors so he can buy glazers off for cheap.
Honestly can't bothered watching this clownshow live anymore.

>>150398288
based bruno truther
every 2nd pass is a turnover, weakmind, terrible body language, weak, slow, cant dribble, run, head the ball, really do anything but the occasional successful through ball through sheer number of attempts

>>150398445
In the second ETH season Bruno was absolutely atrocious, by far the worst player in the team even with Onana dropping blunders left right and centre, but he managed to turn up and show up for the last >two weeks of that season, they won the FA cup and all was forgotten by the goldfish that still praise him to this day.

>>150393617 (OP)
Nuno Espírito Santo may be avaliable soon

>>150398288
your logic doesn't make sense, ten bald didn't have to play bruno if he didn't want to and he was the one who brought in hojlund zirkzee and mount

>>150398633
at any competent club the manager isnt buying the players. ten hag managed to come 3rd with the same tactics he came 8th and got sacked with, the tactics were good enough with good players, just united let him replace decent players with shit ones, the solution was hiring a good DOF and replacing the shit ones, instead they replaced decent tactics and shit players for shit tactics and shit players

>>150398633
Obviously he did have to play him since bruno was the talisman at the time, rightly so since he's been carrying that team for the first 3 years that he was there, but his form then dropped off a cliff after that. Mount got injured like a week after being signed, didn't even properly return till only 3 months ago. Martinez, who another key ETH signing, also spent 80% of his time at united in the physios. But I'm done defending ETH, enjoy your 3-4-3, any day now it should start clicking, aaaaaaaany day now.

>>150398872
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered today and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win...

>>150393617 (OP)
Get a Premier League proven manager like Glasner, not a system fag from some C-tier league

its over...

RUBEN SCAMORIM
HE'S BUYING LOTS OF TENS AGAIN
HIS MIDFIELD'S FULL OF ANCIENT MEN
HE'S TAKING THE REDS DOWWWN

>>150393617 (OP)
Honestly it's quite the achievement to be able to spend so much money and still be so shit