Thread 150394328

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> Real Oviedo XI: Aarón; Luengo, Costas, Dani Calbo, Rahim; Sibo, Nacho Vidal, Ilic, Dendoncker, Ilyas Chaira; Rondón
> Real Madrid XI: Courtois; Carvajal, Rüdiger, Huijsen, Carreras; Valverde, Tchouaméni, Güler; Mastantuono, Mbappé and Rodrygo.

>>150394328 (OP)
>No Vini

FRANCO IN
VINI OUT
football is healing

>Monicius benched
based

>>150394351
Trent came in to replace Lucas, that bum is nowhere near Carvajal level

>>150395170
Carvajal is 34

>>150395181
so?

>>150394328 (OP)

for me, it's Real Titanico

>>150395211
You know what that means for perez

>>150394328 (OP)
Fun fact: my hometown appears on that poster.

>frauds benched
basado

Ahh, football is back...>we got our first point in Bundesliga in 7 years, Yanited choked and Alonso has his first match as Real coach in La Liga. Finally its club season aga-
>mfw International break in 5 weeks already

white jersey
black short and socks

CURSED KIT

UH OH

real will win this

6-0 or ngmi

>mbappé dropping back, already with the back towards the goal
>still attracts most balls

yep real won't have many chances.

this kit combination has aura lowkey

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE PANTS

kek Rodrygo is already better than chimpicius

say what you want to say about that shot, it was based

When does Cazorla go in?

>>150395638
not sure if /fa/ or ugly

Why is there an argie in my club

I mean just here to
>Vini

>>150395638
Do they not have a 3rd kit this year?

>>150395674
it's blue

>>150395655
100% effay

Sell the mono
Bring Adam Wharton

all eyes on franco

Is this Real Madrid kit a homage to their German manager Xabi Alonso?

Where's Kroos at?

Mbappe is such a better dribbler than Vini. Vini only knows how to run in a straight line

stream? my shid keeps dying

>>150395358
Mine too

>>150395738
vipbox

>>150395594
Oviedo-Burgos vives

why are rmad in black shorts
also why would they not give the ref different shorts if they're doing that just to make sure

>>150395738
did you forget to renew your subscription?

why can't madrid play good footy

This team needs a proper striker like
Isak for example

mbappénalty

era benal?

how is that not a penalty

Vini to Man UTD
Who says no?

>>150395802
of course

Literally what does arda even do

lol nice fucking reffing

Why has he flopped in Spain?

this is nuts

*dive into the ground*

>>150395817
Vini himself

really should've been a penal

>>150395821
choke in big matches

how is that not a pen kek
guess the double-tackle-while-missing-ball is the new defending meta

HE WASNT EVEN OFFSIDE
rigged rigged rigged rigged

Rodrygo is actually higher IQ than Vini

Era penal

>>150395832
you actually need to defend here

this guy is supposed to be better than yamal?

lmao

>>150395860
is there a single human on the planet that isnt?

How long until RATantuono scores?

On second thought. I respect this kit. Clearly it’s an homage to Legia after we btfo’d Real 3-3 in the UCL in 2016

uhh ytoids? cant ourun a big black bull

bro doesn't know he's up against pacey ngubus in europe

Real Oviedo's once.

ive seen enough, bench guler all season slong

Honestly, remembering how Benzema, Kroos, and Modrić were always in sync and could read each other without even looking, it’s clear that relationships like that take years aside from matches and training sessions to build and nurture. So I can’t really blame the current Madrid for lacking cohesion.

Also Real Madrid's bench.

>>150395945
this wasn't called a penalty?

>>150395934
this is what 18 years old teenagers look like in argentina

mboopy OUT
gonzalo IN

is there anything cringier than a slow ass chip

>>150395956
The negreira special

>>150395969
>gonzalo
august 2025... i'm forgotten....

yeah this team is pressing. looks promising

Diveatono

literally 10 men in the box

>>150396009
why dont i press my nuts against ur mums chin

Mbappe is SHIT against low blocks, Gonzalo in

I'm bored

>>150396009
Easy to press when Oviedo refuses to attack

>>150396009
everyone except mpoopoo

>carreras
literally who

kek it looks like they found this nigga at the local bus stop after a pick up game

stop dribbling brehs

Real Madrid looking the better team thus far

So this match is basically Rodrygo putting in his audition for LW spot?

>>150396079
oh yeah? the scoreboard has another say

is rodrygo being bullied by his team?

Will the real Real Madrid please stand up

HE SHOWED HIM THIS THREAD

hello florentino

HELLO FLO

>>150396056
Benfica player and he’s been one of the best players for Madrid.

madrid fan but i unironically hope oviedo score so at least it gets interesting

Rodrygo snatching that LW spot from Mono

ronaldoesque

too many whites in this team

>>150396191
gulher

>>150396198
what does the average frenchman think of mbappe? is he a hero in your country?

i legit rate arda guler

mbappe is fucking garbage

oh shit
mbappé should be where franco was.

>>150396213
PSGfags actively hate on him and are trying to get him out of the WC squad
everyone else casually laughs at him but it's lighthearted i think
>guler

Roach missed a sitter

>>150396191
??

>>150396179
What did he show him?

>>150396056
I don’t think Cayetanos use the bus a lot

>>150396253
earless vini

>>150396237
good timing

>>150396253
This thread

Hi Flo

>>150396265
right, i should've said metro station

GOLAZO

holy shit what a fucking touch
ah yes the tchouaméni foul. goal cancelled.

Mon roi, mbappé...

mbapadre

Mbappe scores even when he's complete shit. He truly is Ronaldo's son.

that was a foul

>>150396253

forocoches

>>150396237
>>150396241
>>150396244
>>150396198
A P O LO G I Z E

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refball into a goal

madrid special

>>150396311
got the ball la

apologize to arda right fucking now

>>150396289
>Reff canceling Madrid goals
>Ever
Lmao

>>150396311
yes
>>150395945

I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA
>I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA

I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA
>I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA

I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA
>I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA

I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA
>I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARDA

>>150396328
he quite literally didnt touch it at all

Why makes Mbappe so based

>>150396334
>>150396324
clean tackles arent allowed becausem....they just arent ok!

>>150396347
>>150396346
ref decided it wasn't a foul.

>>150396356
go back to whatever middle eastern shithole you came out of muhammed

>>150396352
He fucks trannies so it makes sense you would think he’s based

>>150396346
>a fucking .png

>RM's only goalscorer this season
yeah...i'm thinking based

>>150396364
si hombre me vas a decir tu a donde ir endogamico comemierdas

>>150396377
>saying like this is a bad thing on /sp/

Thoughts on Nacho Vidal?

>>150396377
but that is based thoughever

>>150396404
There's no reason for a women to cover her vagina like this unless its a MAN.

>>150396253
AUPA ATHLETIC girl

Que es un Cayeran?
Ya conozco a los fachas, rojos moros y panchitos

>>150396404
he has some nice bisexual movies

>>150396404
>>150396444
Based Doja Cat. A hottie with a male comer brain

>>150396459
Cayetano*

feels like a franco kinda night desu

>>150396459
>>150396492
aren't they just like "fresas" in your country?

Madrid pressing is insane now. Even Mboobies is joining in.

Nigger name is Huijsen but pronounced Housen nigger FUCK YOU!!

Not conceding goals against just promoted teams is not for everyone

if chochomeni isnt a lazy nigger this year we have a chance

no refunds

>>150396586
Not enough goalscorers.

>>150396459
Este es el Cayetano prime mexicano
>y que chille!

>>150396542
I see Alvaro looks like a Cayetano
Dani is facha

>>150396613
no one expects la gonzalada gorda

>>150396615
>ahora algo sin asador
Que vergüenza ser pobre y del sur

que pasa aqui

NOT A FOUL BTW

tchouaméni touched the ball first
barcacucks ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>150396347
Such a clean fucking finish too. No extra touches, didn't even look at the goal. Best in the world by far.

>>150396721

Cold and rainy 9 months out of the year. Do not recommend.

Pretty as fuck and food is great though.

>>150396750
the best player in the world is dembélé sweetie :)

Youtube not working because fucking Tebas, cool

>>150396728
>Implying anyone expected anything from an Oviedo team that has been sucking Real Madrid's dick since before the march started

Yo I just realized where the fuck is Bellingham??

>>150396797
got a shoulder surgery right?

>66 benched already
We did warn you...

>>150396789
lmeow

Volumes

any of you guys did a lasik? do you recommend it? is it painful? I'm sick and tired of my fucking myopy and avoid wearing glasses at all costs. I have the money but I'm too scared of fucking myself up for life with this

>>150395908
>dani calvo
>actually has hair
wtf

My usual Anime website doesn't work during La Liga games because of Tebas

>>150396844
Por 50 me parece barato un rapidín y que te limpie el WC

this team is filled with literally who ytoids. bring back bellingham and get a psg ngubu

>>150396825
Right i forgot. Any news on when he’s back?

>>150396721
they compete to make the best cachopo

>>150396902
que no lo ponen en la tele gratis? apoco son tan judios que tienes que pagar para ver un partido asi cualquiera?

>>150396870
I did it. it's not painfull at all, sadly myopy can be progressive over time, I had great vision during 10 years or so after lasik but I have myopy again, not as bad as before and it would certainly far worse if I didn't do lasik. do it bro.

>>150396954
aquí se paga hasta por un getafe girona

>>150396907
1100 pesos por culear y limpieza del baño si es negocio

>>150396932
there is barely any lactose in cheese tho

>>150396792
this girl has a very interesting personality

>>150396957
mbyppy

>>150396957
really? I thought it would fix it for good. I'm really scared of something going wrong and I don't know but shooting lasers into eyeballs doesn't look like a good idea. It's a lot of money to spend for 10 years

>>150395945
mandriles need a penaltito or stolen penalty at least once a week to survive

>>150396932
I can eat this no prob and probably any latino not full indio too

>>150396932
What the fuck is this gross shit

>>150396870
Lasik is definitely worth it. Cost was about $5k but my insurance covered about $3500. The doctor will do a final exam right before the surgery to know how to set the machine.

You will have your eyes numbed, but you'll be awake. I got stress balls to squeeze and each eye will at most be at most 25 seconds. Then you'll get goggles to protect your eyes while sleeping at home. You'll rest for a few days ideally and use some eyedrops for soreness and dryness. I think about a week's worth.

Then enjoy your new vision. You'll be good until you hit like 45-50 depending on who you are. Just make sure you get a reputable doctor

>>150396954
Eso no es nada, para poder contratar Movistar La Liga te obligan a tener la línea de internet con ellos, dos líneas de teléfono móvil y el paquete básico de TV por cable de Movistar, en total 100 euros al mes

>>150396870
just wear glasses instead of risking your eyesight for nothing

>>150396932
I mean, yeah, you have to be spanish to eat it

>>150396870
Usually people get an ok from a doctor that nothing bad will happen to you after lasik. Its a serious godsend. Unless the operation goes wrong your life quality skyrockets. But any operation can go wrong and lasik is a very safe one

>>150397014
as I said it can be fixed for good but you never know how your myopy will evolve. it depends on the person.

>>150397065
kek apenas te la creo

>that failed cutin by mastantuono
fraudulent vibes desu

>>150397041
Chicken cordon Bleu but replace the chicken breast with 2 cuts of veal

>>150396932
That's just a mila rellena

this argie fraud is already pissing me off

>>150397117
cordon bleu doesn't use jamón nor good quality Spanish melted cheese
>>150397154
milane is food for kids, this is the grown up men version

>>150397154
le deje la mila rellena a tu mama anoche

>>150396902
You wouldn't download a car?

>>150397190
kek pense que estabas exagerando pero no. se pasan

dive

ERA?

era?

ERA

Clear push there but not given

this veneco did the same dive vs Asencio at the CWC

>>150397289
I hate women

Also era

>>150396838
Don't talk shite. Liverpool fans sucked his cock until it turned out he was fucking off.

>>150397289
I love women

mbappe is gonna be 70% of the goals this season. this team sucks

can someone pls post the lineups at halftime? my stream died when they were showing them

>>150397303
We knew he'd flop when he didn't have his daddy making an entire formation to hide all his faults.

Just give the title to Barcelona

zzz

>>150397347
Varcelona would have conceded 3 goals by now here

>>150397324
Quien no conoce a Dios a cualquier santo le reza

>>150396870
Got it about 16 years ago. It's not painful just uncomfortable as they have to use a device to keep you from blinking. Like a soft jab in the eye that you just kinda notice is there and can do nothing about. I probably made this sound worse than it is.

Arda and Franco are the exact same player lol.

>>150397359
alright bro, i'll give that a try if i see it

MONOBROS WE ARE IN

>>150397346
Well done, you finally managed to catch up to literally everyone else who knew this. You lot were too ignorant to accept it.

>>150397357
And they would have scored 4 or 5, Madrid just doesn't have that goal scoring instinct

Monobros this is our last chance.

>>150397383
no, one is a disgusting brown roach that needs to be exterminated and the other is guler

>>150397399
i would rather my team win 1-0 than 3-2 lol, not the flex you think it is

Pls another ACL

>>150397386
>>150397390
>>150397403
for me it's stereo

>>150396838
We still own you

river/masta bros how are we feeling? is he going to flop or does he need more time?

>>150397413
-_-

uhoh melty

>>150397434
Parada viviendo en el pasado, puta

WTF VINI
TAP IT IN

So who's buying rodrygo then?

>>150397438
El Club Atlético River Plate informa que todas sus ventas son finales y no se aceptan devoluciones.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

BINI :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>150397471
would have been offside then

too many whites on this TEAM

>>150397432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5oPZFDci80

> Named Franco
> Is left footed

>>150397497
Whatever happened to that TikTok thot?

Gonza IN

>mono
he's so washed holy shit

MONOOOOO

Sibo you fucking nigger

vini is so funny

>>150397506
Became drugged out whore with piercings and got very skinny.

Perez is shipping him to Saudi next week

>>150397383
You mean Vini and Rodrygo, both are equally bad

welcome to ????

Wait... where is the ukrainian dude? no way he is... RIGHT?

>>150397547
so he booked the next flight to Riyad here
>>150396179

>>150397572
united

>>150397543
Just like Lia Marie kek

Mbrap earns 500k € every week

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

GONZA TIME
>GONZA TIME

>>150397572
Melbourne Victory

>Cazorla
Oviedo old boys

>>150397572
Auckland City

>>150397577
Fraid so

>>150397577
he got drafted, its joever......

>>150397586
not counting the bonuses

mbappe takes penalties, corners, free kicks. better than fatnaldo

>>150397612
he's gonna score

>>150397577
he's safe

>>150397572
the jungle

vini......

KWAB

breh...

MONO

MONO MONO MONO

im laughing SO HARD at vini

do they chant mono?

MONO

So Vini is just Robinho 2.0 right?

>gonzalo wide open
>vini turns around instead of crossing

literally what the actual fuck is wrong with him?

coach primate

kek monke

Sell this monkey already

As I said, ship him to Saudi and build the team around the Mboops.

Benzema was right

SIBO YOU FUCKING NIGGER

imagine getting sent off for diving

another brapé goal

Only McFrappe allowed to score

That was THE chance

MBGOAT

MBAPPOLEON

Mbappé sisters...

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MBOOPY IS THE TOP SCORER IN LA LIGA

COPE SEETHE AND DILATE BARCAFAGS

>Mbappe shuts Vini's mouth
kek

uhh guys? where is jude and his bf in the game?

Vini is getting sold isn’t he?

this is why vini is class and such a nuisance for his opponents in the cl
he will never have the output of a top goalscorer but he is a dynamitor.
this player can't be replaced.

>>150397761
about what?

kek who was he bitching to?

Vini chimping out again lmao

>instead of celebrating, mbappe had to go and physically shut down vini's mouth
lol

>>150397844
He knows how stupid Mono is

>>150397844
vid or didn't happen

>>150397866
Get out some more. you're always here.

Who approve Real Madrid new outfit ?? Looks funny

PLS SIR FLORENTINO GIVE ME 30MILLIONS PER YEAR

>the bi goalscorer
uhoh

>>150397884
the ref chooses the outfit

Lol Santi Cazorla looks 60 years old. The fuck happend?

why is he like this bros?

You guys remember the Mbappe is washed talks? Dude is so far ahead of vini its unreal

>>150397919
>ouga bouga

>barely any big chances for real madrid
>courtois having to pull out crazy saves

same as last season

>>150397871
lmao

>>150397413
madrid doesnt have the kino 1-0 gene anymore. its more of a man utd 1-0 blackburn type of energy. they evidently wanna play better but cant pull it off. they're the type of team to choke a 2-0 win whenever they actually dominate. get rid of xabi alonso before he fully introduces possession/high-press slop

>>150397921
mbappé is a better goalscorer, that's about it. vini is a better team player.

>>150397572
the jungle

>>150397919
>no banana break after the goal

>>150397919
Locker room cancer can spread to the pitch yknow?

>>150397956
nah he's better at freekicks, penalties and dribbling

>>150397919
Kek the way Mbappe shuts Vini up.

>halal lose the ball in an uncomfortable spot
>award them freekick
Lel

apologize

GOLAZO

calm, accurate.

apologize

Monobros we are staying

VINI VIDI VICI

Vini sisters..

VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI
>first lel liga goal in 10 months

MONOOOOOOOO

Mono is wasting his talent in lel liga.

GIVE HIM HIS 50 MILLIONS A YEAR CONTRACT NOW

that was a legal tackle wtf

Bye bye Rodrygo

>>150398010

No

Nobody doubts the decent talent, but his attitude is shit and he's been a liability for over a year. Best to sell him to the arabs while they can still make money off him

Ship Mastantuono to Arabia.

Make em see the vini

>stream suddenly changed to boca's match
what the fuck espn

>>150398035
oh my stream is behind, but oviedo should had a free 1vs1 with Courtouis

>>150398045
his attitude is not a problem if it's not against his teammates

fun match lads

>Villarreal and Madrid 0 goals conceded in 2 games
>Negreiralona 2 goals against Levante
0 titles with that defense lmao

Espn announcers claimed vini was mouthing off to xabi for bringing him off the bench rather than starting

Villarreal is low-key a nigger-horse for the title this season

isn't oviedo a feeder club for halal, or am I misremembering? objective answers pls

>>150398150
Nah, wait until the Champions League begins

>>150398075
he's Bellingham and Mbappé's last option to pass, the later can be explained by him being a shitty playmaker, but it's pretty clear vini and belli had a fallout

>>150398084
>>150397871
Thanks for the webms, bro

>>150398161
its part of the pachuca group so it actually has a bunch of mexican teams feeding it

>>150398161
Since when?

>>150398161
that's just Negreiralona cope

>this was vinis first la liga goal in 2025
Wtf

>>150394328 (OP)
I've seen enough. Mastantuono is better than Jamal.

>>150398228
rodri mindbroke him

>>150397919
Had a brilliant game for once but he has to go and ruin it with his MONO antics.

>>150398161
It's an amateur club for local goat herders.

>>150397886
i fucking hate black ppl sometimes and this whole sheltered role they have, propogaded by US media and culture. let us do what we want in our countries in peace, if we wanna do blackface we can, if you want to do cancelculture in other countries.. you have back to the US of Aids

Vini ballon d'or

Franco ballon d’Or

>>150397886
black people probably hate barcelona by now

>>150397577
F

i stopped watching at like 90min

vini actually scored?

That had to be the greatest Tchouaméni match ever, right? He has had some good matches here and there, but he finally played up to his price today.

>>150398546
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered today and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win.....