Thread 150395073

Euros make fun of our hyper-literal chants (de-fense, you can't do that, etc.), but those are a result of American spectators actually watching the game and reacting to it. Soccer fans have to entertain themselves with goofy songs because nothing happens during 90% of their gameplay.

>>150395073 (OP)
>hyper-literal chants

A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK

theyre just repeating whatever gets played by the loudspeaker and/or whatever the big screen tells them to do

>>150395182
ON YOUR FEET
ON YOUR FEET
ON YOUR FEET

>>150395182
OPbros...

>tf
>tp
Off the top of my head, ‘Is there a fire drill?’

What about those long breaks during NFL games when they're switching players and the like, do they play ads in the stadium?

>>150395073 (OP)
>Americans trying to justify their boring sports
It's always fun

>>150395135
what did he mean by this>>150395182

CAM ON
CAM ON
FLYING
DOLPHINS
CAM ON

CHICAGO
SPARKLING
CROCODILES
GOT
NOTHING

Soccer chants are gay and retarded

>>150395073 (OP)
I'll never understand the appeal of paying $100s just to sing songs like a fucking woman

>>150395890
>do they play ads in the stadium?
yes but most of us don't pay attention. I'm watching the players interact

>>150396997
My favorite soccer chant is
SEVEN
ONE
SEVEN
ONE

>>150395182
They actually put that up so all the casual normies don't get butt hurt when everyone else is standing and blocking their view. I had a few times where people have told me to sit down during important key moments of the game

>>150398020
Women don't sing anything like that. What women do you know?

>>150395182
Pfff lmao

>>150395073 (OP)
That's not true. Soccer chants are often used as a reaction to game situations and critical moments or stretches

>>150398066
I prefer:

NINE
ELEVEN
NINE
ELEVEN
MUTTS GOT HIT WITH TWO PLANES
AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO HEAVEN

>>150395890
They bring out cheerleaders or honor some special guest

>>150398558
The referee's a wanker! The referees a wanker!
Hope he's dead, hope he's dead, hope he's dead.

>>150395225
:)

>>150400018
You're right amerifren. There are lots of ting I love about the usa but that shit is just stupid.

imagine not having offensive chants against your rival lmao
>there's a bunch of cuckold (in reference to Corinthians anthem)
>now arrived a faggot
>why would i want that fatass?
>put into your ass, Corinthians
music made by Flameme when Ronaldo decided to move to Corinthians instead of Flamengo
The second one:
>lalalala, Adriano is awesome, only hits on hot women
>doesn't hits on transgender in Orla lalalala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDBcQnme7A

lmao this macaco is absolutley mindbroken
probably a leftist cuck banned from 1500chan

>>150399001
brvtal

>>150395073 (OP)
British soccer chants are soulful kino but I do agree that it's likely a byproduct of the sport itself being the most boring fucking thing ever invented. Same thing goes for all the rioting and hooliganism, the sport itself is so mind numbing that they're forced to turn it into a fight club afterwards because otherwise they'd have nothing to do

>>150403211
Also being such a simple code that mouth breathers and troglodytes can follow it easily attracts those kinds of people who find other sports too complicated for them to understand and it only takes a couple of offside calls and their own players diving to set them off

>>150395073 (OP)
you don't believe that's true, right? americans are relatively chilling when they watch the game. sometimes they don't even give a fuck.
probably it's a result of american individualism, for better or for worse.

>>150395073 (OP)
I went to an NFL game and the jumbotron told everyone to shut the fuck up “quiet, offended is working”

>>150395182
do americans really?

>Euros make fun of our hyper-literal chants (de-fense, you can't do that, etc.)

based

>>150398558
Not only that but they're often improvised and impressively funny. OP confirmed stupid non football enjoyer.

>>150403361
kek

>>150403524
the only really funny one (in france) i can think of is from nantes about a french serial killer who burried his family and dog under the terrace
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZN7PvA7-RvM
othewise songs are pretty boring here

Post your teams best chants with translation
>Oh SVW
>wie Heroin
>ich will weg von dir doch kann mich nicht entziehn
>es ist ein Kampf
>es tut so weh
>doch wenn der Schuss sitzt ist die Welt wieder oke

Oh SVW, like heroin, I want to leave you behind but cant get away. Its a struggle, its pain, but if the shot sits right the world is okay again