Thread 150397207

Schedule:
>sunday 24/08:
>BRA1
NOW! | Bahia x Santos
NOW! | Vasco x Corinthians
18:30 | Juventude x Botafogo
18:30 | Fortaleza x Mirassol
20:30 | São Paulo x Atlético-MG

>ARG1
NOW! | Argentinos Jrs. x Racing
18:15 | Boca Juniors x Banfield

>URY1
18:00 | Peñarol x River
20:30 | Torque x Racing

>COL1 (UTC-5)
NOW! | Once Caldas x Tolima
18:10/16:10 | Unión Magdalena x Alianza Valledupar
20:20/18:20 | América x Atl. Nacional
22:30/20:30 | Bucaramanga x Águilas Doradas

>CHL1 (UTC-4)
18:30/17:30 | Iquique x Ñublense

>BRA2
NOW! | Paysandu x Operário-PR
18:30 | Ferroviária x Volta Redonda
20:30 | Cuiabá x Atlético-GO

>PRY1
NOW! | General Caballero x Olimpia
18:30 | Cerro Porteño x Trinidense

>monday 25/08:
>BRA1
19:00 | Palmeiras x Sport
21:00 | Flamengo x Vitória

>ARG1
15:00 | Dep. Riestra x Sarmiento
17:00 | Godoy Cruz x Vélez Sarsfield
19:00 | Belgrano x Central Córdoba
19:15 | Estudiantes x Aldosivi
21:15 | Lanús x River Plate

>COL1 (UTC-5)
20:00/18:00 | Boyacá Chicó x Dep. Cali

>BRA2
19:00 | Botafogo-SP x Vila Nova
21:30 | Avaí x Amazonas

>PRY1
18:30 | Libertad x Guaraní

UTC-3/[local time]

Previous thread: >>150376596

>>150397207 (OP)
Fernsndo diniz is such a fraud.

>>150397207 (OP)
Fuck anime.

Vasco and Santos will be relegated together, both teams are absolute trash

Streams for brasileirão? Futebola libre isn’t working

Vasco is losing to Corinthians C team

>>150397243
Multicanais (dot) casino
Futemax (dot) lu

I WANNA FUCK ANIME

Anime

Mushuc bros...

kwab

anime?

>>1503972
Copalib bros....

>>150397318
sua imensa torcida é bem feliz

thoughts on vascolindas?

>>150356363
did John Textor really do this?

would i get robbed if i visit Rosario? also anime

>>150397379
the tatuagem stare

>>150397278
Obrigado anão

>>150397379
The most mentally ill female fanbase out of the big 12. Vascaínas are for zoomers who think BPD girls are cool because TikTok said so.

>>150397416
futbol libre org is working on my end

fuck a.nal

>>150397446
I wanted to watch santos match and it wasn’t loading up

>>150397453
Pathetic

>>150397453
based vasco saving dorikino's job for one more week

>>150397379
Ah, yes, I can see the portuguese ancestry.

Bahia 2-0 Santos

Easy match against the sardines. Only there wasn't goleada because Bahia is coached by Ceni and because some energy is needed for wednesday.

Next target: Fluminense (Copa do Brasil)
Next Série A target: Mirassol

Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>150397379
Reminds me of that famous Brazilian TV Show where the participants score points depending on if they can tell whether the if person in front of them is a woman or trannoid.

Eleven hotpots brooos

Diniz doesnt deserve to train a club in the first division

>>150397531
So you are saying he is fit to take Vasco back home to the second division

>>150397326
>If you don't participate you can't get eliminated.

>BRA4
América-RN 0 - 0 Imperatriz
Imperatriz goal disallowed by VAR

>>150397207 (OP)
I disagree, thirdie. Ronaldo is just better.

>>150397326
Cerro bros... at least olimpia just lost against some literally who haha

>>150397207 (OP)
life imitates the meme

Handball

>>150397535
BASED

UOCAAAAAAAAAAA

>Does not watch the access series
You don't like o jogo bonito

Série D 16hrs games have ended
>América-RN 0 - 0 Imperatriz
Aggregate 1 - 0, América through
>Central 0 - 0 Maranhão
Aggregate 1 - 2, Maranhão through
After the end of these exciting games I still encourage everyone to follow Santinha's plight. It is a match that can gain contornos dramáticos (and if it ends nil nil there'll be penalties)
https://www.youtube.com/live/SFiHqPfB_e4

Bacing obliterated

>>150397688
>400k people watching
Wow

Poop, monkey, it's just a fart away
It's just a fart away
It's just a fart away

Someone should tell Russo to close his mouth

Alguém deveria dizer ao colombiano que ele não é argentino

>>150398047
ellos solo se creen argentinos cuando les pegan a la mujer, de resto son colombianos

>Ramón Díaz renunciated already
Dang, don't remember the last time I saw a run this bad. Literally one (1) victory.

>>150398047
Só tem brasileiro aqui

>>150398047
El argentino nace donde quiere.

>that handball non cobrated
Robe Boca robe!

>>150398047
Tell him yourself, are you pussy or what

Boca equipo diminuto

TROGLIO OUT
>>150398561
Exploitable

>>150398561
Is it "bring your dementia grandpa to the stadium" day?

Goalie is a tough position, nobody will remember a kino gk like Walter because he spent most of his carrer on the bench

>>150397715
no eres argentino.
>>150398047
Lo hice bien?

so uhhh emm what happened to the preparador fisico

>>150398628
sopa do preparador fisico

Least feminine rivertrans

>>150398650
He may be gay, but he's not wrong in anything he says in that post.

>>150398671
Fuchibol IS for negros villeros feos. Pay attention.

bostafogo

They're robating my Youth

Great, now I have a come perro for enemy too.

>>150398868
4chan roubated most of mine too.
I don't have any youth left.

>>150398944
We're still halfway into our lives

>>150398953
Bring him back to Vasco, the last dance

i hope madryn gets promoted to the argie top flight so teams have to travel to patagonia to play away games

>>150398098
welcome to vasco da gama

vasco
santos
fortaleza
sport
playing in belem-pa next year

>>150399092
Juventude is not escaping

Boca always struggles during the first half with cavani starting. The team always improves when he is subbed out. Look at that faggot he could have scored and decided to fucking pass the ball

I hate every single Vasco player, every single one of them

THE BEAST

SACALOOOOOOOOO HIJUEPUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOOOOOOOL DE BOCA DEL UNICO DELANTERO DECENTO DE BOCA
DE LA BESTIA Y QUE LA CHUPE ESTE HIJUEPUTA CHILENO COME PERRO>>150398047

No but Carille was the problem
After firing Carille everything got so much better for Vasco right
I will repeat this until the end of the year. Vasco had an easy top10 finish with Carille.

Apologize right now

>>150399273
this but santos, they fired carille after a title crying over muh joga bonito meninos da vila

>Russo's mouth hanging open
dude, he needs to retire
holy shit
he looks like my grandpa in his last days

Mirassol is already winning

Barinaga is so ass

Altos x Santa chat is a lot better than the game itself
>A culpa é da altitude
Lol

>Nottingham played today
>No Igor Jesus spam
Hmmm

>>150399468
It's sunday. Even Chikaner has a family

>>150399508
ESPN having a Russocam is truly petty.

>>150399508
>All legends from futebola argenchina are old now, some of them passed away, some of them are retired, some of them are just “forcing the car”

>>150399508
Russo is currently in a state of muito assustador.

Jair Ventura to Vasco

What is playing Banfield for anyways? Relegation?

PENALTIES ALERT
>PENALTIES ALERT
PENALTIES ALERT FOR SÉRIE D COME WATCH
SANTINHA'S LIFE IN THE LINE
Altos x Santa Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/live/SFiHqPfB_e4

>>150399661
This is the worst Banfield of all time

CAVANI MY GOAT
I ALWAYS TRUSTED HIM
ONE BALLON D'OR FOR HIM

>>150399705
Facing the best Boca of all time

Gol de cavani, holy shit

fala dele fala

FUCKING FINALLY GAGANI

Impressive that Cabani didn't manage to miss that

>cavani jugó uno de los partidos más completos desde que llegó a Boca
I’m glad for the lad, but this is too much

>>150399762
Posho? I got the other nig.

>Bayern Munich? Alianza Lima?
>NOOOOOOO BRING ME BANFIELD

.

>>150399788
Sotile who is an extension of pollo VIHnolo

We're officially back Boca chads

>>150399817
Something must have happened

>>150399832
We have to wait until we play the next clasico, but at least they started winning. Thanks god and fuck everyone here who mocked of Boquita

>>150399832
This is Banfield, I repeat, Banfield.
>changuito eats another one as a type.
I think >we need to do much better

GANOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓ UOCAAAAAA

Good enough, >GAGANI moment aside

>>150399916
He scored unlike you

I scored one week ago in cartagena and not just once if you catch my drift

>>150399832
At least wait until Boca goes against Rosario. If they win against Rosario Central and against Aldosivi, then Boca is back.

>>150399921
Ackshually, I scored TWO en la sintética ayer. We still lost like 3 of 7, 8 games.

Boquita is winning again
Troon suicide stat on the rise

>>150399934
Ok you win this round

river

>>150399947
Can we have them live on tiktok

>BRA4
Altos (1) 0 - 0 (3) Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz through to Série D quartas

uh
transvegan night status?

Vasco is below Santos ....

>>150399969
>acho que matei sua filha

>>150400072
...when they do reverse cowboy

igor jesus's replacement scored 2 goals

I think not a single local has lost this weekend
do your thing bojo

>>150400197
Fortaleza, Juventude and Vasco lost

>>150400206
I'm talking about chiqui league my brother

>>150400197
>Bojo
Suspendated, I think?

>>150400218
oh yeah I forgot lol

>>150400197
>>150400218
suspendated for that chi mpout on sudakino?

>>150400250
they're still looking for 33 chileans lost the the debriss

>>150400175
He's not even close to igor

>>150400273

yeah they're nothing alike

>>150400258
I can't believe they asesinated 300 chileans. They are our brothers, we will avenge the 3000 killed the next time independiente hinchas step in Brazil.

CANCHAPOSTING

>>150400344
Please be true

>>150400358
based
vai sair gol

>>150400358
based

>>150399832
>>150399872
>>150399899
>>150399932
>>150399933
>all the bosteros in /copalib/ are not from argentina

>>150400358
baseado

>>150400369
Boca is INTERNATIONAL, dumb transvegan.

>>150400369
No soja de boca porque nací en Argentina...

>>150400369
fyi not all the players in lil'mouth are argentines

I hope I don't find any of you guys here

>>150400408
he looks older in every new pic

>>150400423
apps you can smell

>>150400408
based russo I always knew he was a tatuagem chad.

>>150400423
>2025
>seeing ads
NGMI

>>150400438
how else am I gonna find the love of my life?

>>150400459
reply back to that gorda you've been ignoring all this time and take her to the gym

>>150400408
>what tatuayi hoes does to a mf

>>150400471
I asked her out and she turned me down so I ghosted her

>>150400482
>turned down by gordas
damn bro

>>150400459
nigga your c*workers?

>>150400423
me on the left

>>150400482
brootal
how much you weight bro?

>>150400489
I blame taylor swift making women feel more important than they actually are
>>150400496
I'm skeltal

>>150400500
>I'm skeltal
>argenchino
nigga is in mortal danger

The girl that ghosted me just posted something about desire something and not taking action

>>150400516
she wants you to do all the heavy lifting, fuck her

>>150400423
for me it's the Imbred ad

>>150400516
Training for that OGlobo.com audition

>>150400516
the bitch that turned me down once posted something along the lines of "omg why are all men such cowards no one will ask me out"

We are simply better than you.

>>150400559
that nigga has been at it for years and still pops out on /mu/ sometimes

>>150400581
that was directed towards a specific dude and he's probably way out of her league

>ordered some shawarma
>place is 2 km from home
>more than 1 hour to delivery
why i even bother ordering food

I hate enzo dias

>>150400598
just checked his soundcloud, he released a new album yesterday, and its fucking shit

mfw the ball randomly hits Cavani in the face and goes in

>>150400587
>5 games without losing
sport no va a bajar

I love enzo dias

>>150400611
what

>>150399528
Kek

>>150399528
maybe he offed himself

The foreskin stretches are going great. I think I'll be cured of my phimosis in no time.

>>150400702
Glad to hear, mate.

>>150400702
I tried stretching every day for a month with no results, are you using some sort of apparatus?

GANOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCA

>>150400702
>Dr. Shekelsteinbergwitzman told my mom that i needed a surgery because of phimosis
>she felt for it

rip anon's foreskin

>>150400735
I mean, I've been going at it for a couple of weeks, but I think I can pull it back way further when erect than I was able to.
>are you using some sort of apparatus?
No. I am able to pull it back when flaccid, so I do that and try to get erect while it's still pulled back. Eventually I am able to achieve an erection with the glans completely exposed. It isn't like a full erection, but it's hard nonetheless. So I proceed to pull it even further back a bit to stretch the frenulum. I do that and also do regular stretches when fully erect.

I have never seen an uncircumcised dick

>>150400587
13
14
Bah waitersister not like this bah
>>150400702
Now I can sleep peacefully

>>150400742
La familia is saved once again

>boca plays
>conversations are about cocks

>>150400834
My foreskin stretches just happened to coincide with bokita's game.

>>150400790
you are lucky, it's gross

>>150400834
still better than riberchuds posting their insecurities

Let's face it: you're just black and ashamed of it.

It's over for southbros

>>150400950
Are women hot there

>>150400313
Based

>>150400950
lmao you can't have anything in this country.

>>150400950
Soon merdeste will be empty

>>150400985
I will migrate there as soon as there's no merdestino left living in it

>>150400950
Uruguay got so lucky to not be in this shit country.

>>150400587
I hate the arab emirates so much

CR9

>>150400950
The most important question: what team will they choose?

>>150400950
Thanks, correio da bahia. We really needed to be shat on on a sunday night. Fuckers.

>>150400950
NE gods can't stop winning

Vini scored today
W
Julian didnt score this weekend
L

>Getting scored on by Tapia
fucking kek

>>150401144
argiebros have been real quiet since this post

Why was u de chile match aplazated?

>>150401187
Because their fans got G&R'd in Argentina

Incrível como eu não consigo nem olhar pro Abel Ferreira sem sentir repulsa. Esse lixo humano é um câncer a ser excisado do Palmeiras. Talvez o verme mais asqueroso que já vi usar essa camisa tão importante.
Quase me faz querer desistir de ser fã de futebol.

>>150401210
Guns n roses?
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games

>>150401229
t. oswaldo de oliveira

>>150401097
you're winning by abandoning your land and destroying other people's lands?
not even the worst plagues completely abandoned their original festering places

o desprezo do palmeirense pelo abel ferreira é a coisa mais patética e mimada que já vi no esporte, vcs não teriam sobrevivido 1 ano sendo palmeirenses antes de 2016

>>150401233
'fraid so

do u rate crespo

Fuck this playing on monday bullshit. Palmeme 5 pm? Riber 7 pm? What’s next?

>>150401291
Vitoria *the greatest time) plays tomorrow as well dont forget

>>150400950
More cheap labor for Catarinenses

>>150401320
>>150401336

>>150401347
Yeah they speak as if they didnt hire these people
>Oh golly, we were eager to pick up apples but now we will have to hire immigrants for that

>>150401398
Jannies tried to put out your light, but it is more alive than ever

>>150401156
>>150401144

>>150401347
this is actually bad for the catarinense who will have to accept underpaied jobs

>>150400950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHtYtOP59cI

>>150401487
https://www.noahpinion.blog/p/why-immigration-doesnt-reduce-wages

>>>/int/
>>>/pol/

>>>/de/
>>>/pol/

>cavani scores
>genny goes completely mute
hmm

Bucaramanga wont win this match

>>150401512
this is brasil247 level, this guy is just a borjas hater lmao

>>150401624
He quoted like 20 articles to support his claim and brought the argument that immigrants bring labor demand beyond bringing labor supply

>>150401144
Boca won
W/L?
Have some morenas calientes by the way

>>150401670
>troglio 36 yellow card
>troglio 37 red card

>>150401650
Not as bad as she finding the cum blanket.

>>150401670
>have some morenas calientes
god i wish

>>150401670
based baker umbrella

>>150401670
damn bro I'm hungry

>>150401347
>baianos
>labor

I drank milo, chocolate would say the less connoisseur

nordestinos are the hardest working brazilians thats why they appointed one to lead them

>>150401794
>milo
havent had one in over 12 years
memory unlocked

>>150401799
Based
I am working rn

>>150401811
quanto tá 1g da branca

>>150401811
based i put in 2-3 hours today because tomorrow is going to be a mess

Nobody cares about baianos and catarinenses. Let's listen to a pretinha gostosa talking about San Pablo instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoFYTACOsf4

>>150401794
>I drank milo
what's that

>>150401821
that will be USD$10.00 and $5.00 for delivery good sir

>>150401799
>>150401811
Based they same the same about us, but I just finished the tasks of my second job. Poor cachacos could never
>>150401810
Why not

>>150401830
synthetic powder chocolate
it had a fuchibol player as the logo
it was promoted as having minerals n shiet and would make u strong when u were a kid

Well bucara etc has just scored the second.

>>150401830
That’s what you call chocolatada, I think

Assuncion wants to host the 2031 pan am games
Fingers crossed

Clasico popular ended 1x1

>>150401856
Where's the queso?

Patético-MG
Menor de Minas - MG
Galinha Estuprada - MG
Muzambinho Futebol Clube
Senpaiília Menin - MG
Patético - MG
Clubeco - MG
O menor do Sudeste - MG
Caixa de Som - MG
Fracasso - MG
Jogadores em Greve - MG
Clube de derrotados - MG
Apatia - MG
Fraquético - MG
Aidético - MG
Pão de Queijo com Gozo - MG
Goiabada Mofada - MG
Marmita de Traficante - MG
Putas Galinhas - MG

>>150401871
You mean anal vs aberica?

>>150401830
tu culo y mi pistilo kkkkkkk

River loses tomorrow.
Cali too.

>>150401872
Queso goes with this one, not Milo

>>150401885
Sí.

3 nordeschinos are descending and 3 catarinenses are ascending série A

>>150401644
Merdestino immigrants bring poverty and violence

>>150401910
*sulistas, not catarinenses

I dare you name a band that originated in your city.

>>150401911
Pgc is full of white natives and they wrecked florianopolis in 2012/2013
They control the state. Dont worry about that.

>>150401938
Libertem mandela. It is defunct now because mandela was actually liberated

Los corraleros de majagual. I dare you to name three genres originated in your state

>>150401965
Please go back to merdeste with all your family and stay there until all of you die

>>150401975
That is the nicest thing you ever said to me, maringá. Thanks.

Wow wow wow, dominguez, someone else is trying to start a brawl in here.

Here is the text of the prayer:
"Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
Amen"

>>150400950
all primos i sent to apucarana/arapongas/maringa early this year are already back to NE

>>150402002
You just made up two of these cities and the only one that is real also happens to be a shithole

>>150401996
You just watched The Nun on Netflix

>>150401996
There is a big discussion on the translation of "our daily bread".

>>150402017
aí não sei, ajudei eles a ir pra maringa mas depois que fiquei sabendo desses lugares aí

>>150401670
Our daily bread

>>150401974
>>150402029
>>150402023
>>150401995
>>150401957
>>150402011
>>150402004

bros....

>>150401910
still 15 fechas to go, hopefully they will not make it

damn jannies undefeated
that was extremely fast for them

>>150397707
The camboriu team is ascending. It is over.

>>150402047
What happened

See you guys on thursday

>>150402070
they killed the guy who farted in the elevator

>>150402070
chikaner got wiped

>>150401996
Thank you chatGPT, bless you

o idolo dos cara é o luciano kkkkk

i can't wait till i finally meet my coworkers tomorrow

>>150402132
just reminded me i gotta work with that co worker who left me work during the weekend tomorrow and have some annoying clients to attend
thanks for that

>>150402064
Their attendance numbers aren't that bad
Either way they're going to kill kill with the other sulista team

>>150402110
What club was his favorite victim?

>>150402258
It is not just being sulista
Camboriu has become symbol with people that like money a bit too much
Golpistas, shallow people, prostitutes etc

>moshi moshi, riquelme desu-ne.. cavani-san?
>Ri-riquelme-sama???

Riquelme
More like
He call me

>>150402417
I think their stadium is in Itajaí

Felly killingi > ya kid k

>>150402450
Oh then they are ok

which region of Brazil played the most ragnarok online

>>150402423
Kek

>>150402417
Camboriú and Balneário Camboriú are different cities. BC is the jeet-coded 1km long resort filled with whores, trambiqueiros and influencers. Camboriú is the based shithole the other side of BR-101. The club is based in the latter and that's the city it represents. I never saw them associating themselves to la atrocidad del litoral, so I guess they're alright.

>>150402556
Oh sorry
But their wikipedia page still says they were founded in BC

"Barra" is an area in Balneário that doesnt have tall buildings, it's after the river and mostly populated by fishermen.
The club is still plastic and was founded 10 years ago, Marcílio Dias is the based club from that area. They played against Vasco recently in copa do brasil and sold expensive tickets to their hinchas then made them stay in the parking lot on the right

>>150402600
>they played against Vasco recently in copa do brasil and sold expensive tickets to their hinchas then made them stay in the parking lot on the right

Wait, it was their own hinchas? KEK

>>150402423
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try

Roman Riquelme implies the existence of German Riquelme

No al racismo

si hay arroz hay feijos
si hay feijos hay peidos
si hay peidos hay cheiros
si es flamengo mejor

Abel Ferreira e Leia Pereira literalmente fundadores do clube birebaixado e sem mundial da Crefisa

bom chia copalib

>>150402859
Pagan Riquelme

Morning lads

>alfajor branco
No conozco a un solo hdp que le guste alfajor blanco y no sea un tremendo gordo reputo

marcilio dias is from itajaí, not from camboriú or balneário camboriú

>>150404703
I wanna eat her black alfajor if you pick up what I'm putting down here

>>150404707
>Camboriú
meu pau no seu cu
KKKKKKKKKKK

>>150404661
This is how Houdini died.

nvm you were talking about "barra"

>se regaló y borró al post
insólito

you can't escape

Diniz Demitido

>>150404842
bate de trivela

>>150401910
>novorizontino choking again
they should automatically relegate that waste of team

>>150404842
I wish. Bring back Rafael Paiva.

>>150402423
Imagine the banheirão yesterday

Após a partida, que confrontou as equipes de Bahia e Fluminense, Roger proferiu um discurso considerado histórico durante a coletiva de imprensa.
“ Negar e silenciar é confirmar o racismo. Minha posição como negro na elite do futebol condiz com isso. O maior preconceito que eu senti não foi de injúria. Eu sinto que há racismo quando eu vou a um restaurante e sou o único negro no local. Na faculdade que eu fiz, eu era o único negro. Isso é a prova para mim. Mas, mesmo assim, rapidamente, quando a gente fala isso, ainda tentam dizer: ‘Não há racismo, está vendo? Você está aqui’. Não, eu sou a prova de que há racismo porque só eu estou aqui

>>150397535
WOULD

>>150404946
Roger Flores?

>>150404907
I meant Renato paiva

The currently three biggest teams on the continent play today

Desci no aeroporto de POA e peguei um Uber
Conversando com motorista, falei "mais uma derrota do Inter ein? será que o Roger aguenta mais uma semana?"

O Uber respondeu "Vencer ou perder faz parte do esporte. Uma derrota no jogo mas uma vitória contra o racismo. "Começamos chorar, desci do carro e dei um abraço forte no motorista. Foi lindo.

>>150405099
Flamengo, Flamengo sub-20 and who else?

>>150405099
Vitoria, Sport and who else?

If anyone ever treat you bad or deny opportunities for being black, you should stay silent and accept it like a good cuck
Maybe you can use rice powder to pretend you are white, like sao paulo players used to do

>>150404703
>becky face
>stacy body
O SEXA
awogaaaaaaaa

>>150404703
SEXOOOOOO

>Just be a cuck
terveisin, Sao paulo fans

bate porra de trivela nenhuma ai hein

>>150405172
Flamengo femenil
>>150405174
Lânus

thanks to copalib now I get to put "Portuguese (conversational)" in my CV

Flamengo 2025 will be even worse than Botafogo 2023
Mark my words

Feijão, gordinho pardola jabuticaba.
you ready for telemarketing

>>150405322
I just reply with valeu beleza to most interactions
pleople love being told "thank you" especially when they don't deserve it which they rarely do

>>150405266
Thanks to /copalib/ now I get to put "animal handler (argensimians)" in my CV

>make silly joke
>brazilian reply with an unbelievably rude comment
why are you guys like this

>make silly joke
>argensimian starts to cry and play victim
Why are you guys like this?

>>150405266
Me

>>150405342
Sorry

Estêvão is a starter for chelsea. Doubters are butthurt.

new Rio power rankings

>>150405442
Botafogo is the biggest. Second place is Vasco. Titles ain't the measurement for greatness.

Eu nunca tive duvida nenhuma dele

Botafogo não é maior nem do que o bairro que leva o mesmo nome

>>150405442
>botafogo and fluminense won libertadores
I still cant believe this

>>150405442
Why did you put 8 Brasileiraos for Flameme?

>>150405516
Let's start a debate over this. Is there a single football club in Brazil bigger than Botafogo (the neighbourhood)? If you say 'Brazil' anywhere in the world, this is the first or second image that will come to the person's mind, Cristo Redentor obviously being the other one. Although not many know the neighbourhood by name, Copacabana and Ipanema being by far the most famous one, anyone in Sweden or Namibia can look at Botafogo and say 'Brazil' without faltering. Is there a football club in this country more iconic than o bairro?

The only club I can even imagine myself making an argument for is Santos. And even then I'm not sure if Santos (the club) is bigger than Botafogo (the neighbourhood).

>>150405442
Ninguem liga pra competição de juniores

>>150405575
most famous ones*

>>150405576
Corinthians fans do

I will fuck one flamengo favelada, I will stay in her house and fuck her mother too once I’m down there in Rio

Flamengo has many twisters (mostly favelados from nordest). OK
But Botafogo have geniuses. Imagine selecao without Garrincha, Didi, Nilton Santos, and Jairzinho, we would'n have half the trophies we have today. Flamengo is team of Globo and Paraíba and Zico won 0 Copas.
Remove Globo's manipulative lens and see what the two represent: Flamengo=volume (lots of fans), Botafogo=true essence of Brazilian football.

>>150405614
DAMMMN, Flamengo completely obliterated, is this true?

A base do Flamengo é OBJETIVAMENTE melhor que a do Barcelona na categoria SUB-20
Foi organizado um TORNEIO INTERNACIONAL por AUTORIDADES COMPETENTES e o MENGÃO foi CAMPEÃO, sei que esse nível de GRANDEZA não foi e provavelmente nunca entrará na cabecinha dos antis mas esses são os FACTOS
SRN

>verdadeira essencia do futebol brasileiro
>nunca ganhou nada alem de um campeonato roiubado em 1995
>faliu, fechou as portas
>um estelionatario americano compra e funda um novo time com o mesmo escudo
>afunda em dividas do mesmo jeito
realmente brasileiro

Flamengo was part of more copas than Botafogo doe

>>150405603
based
>>150405614
The worst thing about Botaschizo revisionism is how they pretend to have been some kind of special granary of exceptional football talent. Garrincha wasn't homegrown and neither was Didi, who spent most of his career in Fluminense. They don't owe their careers to Botafogo. They arrogantly pretend to have "won" World Cups for Brazil as if we didn't need Flamengo's Zagallo or as if our two CBs in 1958 weren't Vasco players (one of which the captain Bellini, immortalised in front of Maracanã's east gates), not to mention Vasco's Vavá. And I'm not even bringing the paulistas into the equation.
Botafoguenses created a myth around their contributions to the NT to cope with their perceived inferiority and nobody ever bothered to fact check them.

>>150405575
Half of the asian continent dont know what a "brazil" is

>>150405614
Flamengo has a lot of supporters anywhere but rio grande do sul

>>150405763
t. never been outside his own city

Não é a toa que a Copa de 62 é conhecida como Copa de Garrincha. A mulambada precisa aprender história além do que a Globo mostra

>>150405680
O Botafogo que tu chama de falido deu dois Mundiais pro Brasil antes do Flamengo sonhar em ser popular/virar saf da globo.

>>150405695
And who carried the selecao in these copas? Garrincha, Didi, Nilton Santos, Jairzinho. All from Botafogo.

>>150405695
>counting subs
No world cup winner starter player ever played for flamengo
Whenever there is one, no matter how good the team, we lose

>>150405781
I have and I had to explain to a korean old lady what brazil was and that brought me down to earth

>>150405784
Primeiramente, caro esquizofrenico, foda-se a seleção que desde 2006 nem "brasileira" é mais.
Segundo, Flamengo já era o time com maior torcida e mais transmitido antes de existir televisão no Brasil. Muito antes da Globo sequer existir no mundo das ideias, quanto mais de existir.
Terceiro, vai se tratar. Essa obsessão pelo Flamengo é um tesão reprimido que você tem. Tá com teu cu dando muito é bote.

>>150405793
>no world cup winner starter player ever played for flamengo
Flamengo's Zagallo played 6 games in the 1958 World Cup and scored one goal. Garrincha played 4 and didn't score. But I guess your favourite Botafogo TikToker didn't tell you that.

>>150405843
I forgot about Brito. He briefly played for Flamengo in 1970 too.

>>150405819
Globo já babava o Flamengo no rádio antes de ter TV. Torcida do Flamengo começa a aumentar de tamanho justamente quando o rádio vira febre nacional. Foi projeto de mídia desde o início. Vocês confundem propaganda com tradição.

>>150405520
argie teams need to get their shit together, libertadores is losing it's value.

>Inicio da radio no Brasil -1922
>Criação radio globo - 1944
>Criação tv globo - 1965
vou ter falar que ser burro é uma coisa, outra coisa é querer continuar burro.

>>150397207 (OP)
When does Gremio play? Im on vacation and wanted to watch a match.

>>150405843
>>150405870
They werent flamengo.players when they were starters for the selecao, disingenous idiot

>>150405819
>posts about flamengo.no.stop for 2 days
>somebody finally answers
>wow obsessed much
I am tired of old.schemes

>>150405575
look at that place, Rio could be heaven on earth if wasn't populated by cariocas

eu não venho aqui desde o ultimo jogo contra o inter kkkkk
completamente obcecado

>>150405575
Beautiful place, too bad you can hear the tiroteio in the distance.stps

>>150405575
>botafogo is an enseada
So bahia is by definition bigger than botafogo?

So let me get this straight: Flamengo's biggest sponsor is the same sponsor for the campeonato brasileiro?

>>150406003
It happened in Colombia with anal. Guess what team won the most leagues during that period

>>150406003
gee what a surprise

>>150406011
Let's see who's #1 on this year's campeonato

>>150405949
Well observed my friend

>>150400427
technically, he is

>>150406011
Keep the dot please

Gordinhas are getting too powerful for their own good

>>150406022
This guy gets it, fuck them

>>150406339
I'm sure he has tatuagem

>>150406353
>he

>>150406339
Willendorf bros!

>>150406339
You know how hard I fuck girls that look like this?

They usually complain, but they love it. God I love gordinhas

Gordinha power levels are off the chart, magrinhas could never
cope ahead

>>150406339
do girls like this like it when you lick their armpits

>>150406435
What does it taste like?

>>150406444
idk bro I was asking if they like it

>axila de gorda
I'm gonna puke

Why do kukas see this and get irrationally angry?

>women on video
Try not to get angry challenge (impossible)

Can Sport do it?

>Qual é o pior time da Série A pós-Copa? Checamos eficiência de pontos, ataques e defesas

>Após a parada para a Copa do Mundo, o Atlético-MG tem o pior aproveitamento de pontos disputados. Fez sete partidas, com uma vitória, um empate e cinco derrotas, com aproveitamento de 19%. Classificado para as quartas de final tanto da Copa do Brasil quanto da Sul-Americana, a equipe parece estar mais focada nessas Copas. Nesta quarta-feira, joga pela Copa do Brasil em um clássico histórico contra o arquirrival Cruzeiro.

>A Justiça do Trabalho do Piauí condenou uma empregada doméstica a pagar uma indenização de R$ 2.000 a uma patroa após a jovem ter se filmado em vídeos íntimos no local de trabalho.

>A funcionária, que tinha como uma de suas atribuições cuidar de um garoto de quatro anos, gravava os vídeos e os postava na internet.

>Numa das gravações, feitas com um celular em frente a um espelho, a jovem, de 17 anos, aparece quase que totalmente nua, escutando o funk "Apaixonada em Nike", do Mc Saci. Em outra postagem, ela rebola de pijama, com uma cafeteira ao fundo.

Boca x river for libertadores in madrid
:O
A.nal x america for libertadores in miami
:/

>>150406608
not even colombians care about colombian teams

>>150406608
Ooops it was acrually millos x a.nal

>>150406600
amigão você nao precisa postar tudo que vê na internet por aqui
dá uma olhadinha no topo da página tá escrito SPORTS
tem algo de esporte nesse seu post seu grandíssimo filho da puta?

yiyos

>>150406608
>in miami
Colombian colony.

>>150406618
>Sob ameaças de pai e madrasta, adolescentes do PR eram forçadas a produzir até 20 conteúdos sexuais por dia

>Madrasta e uma outra mulher foram presas. O pai continua foragido. Adolescentes de 14 e 16 anos eram obrigadas a enviar até 10 vídeos por dia cada, até às 22h. Segundo a polícia, suspeitos ameaçavam expor os vídeos e fotos íntimas caso as vítimas não entregassem as imagens.

>>150406618
Brazilians with little to no social stimulation were the worst thing to happen to /copalib/

>>150406504
>these whores made $500 with this 10sec video
Fucking whores

>>150406702
well next time maybe be a hot chick

>>150406717
>that
>hot

>>150406717
Explain how

>>150406753
just quit and start a new game in a lower difficulty

>>150406702
>>150406745
Just troon out if you're jealous of women.

>>150406780
Nice try joao

>>150406780
Just go to rio if you want trannies.

>>150406822
I don't think most foreigners realise how bad Rio's trannies look.

girls just want to have fun

>>150406888
>this
you come to Thailand if you want to fuck trannies. Brazil is little girls

>>150406615
:(
You are probably right

By little girls he means dwarves like juliana caldas

>>150407023
Does she play in once caldas?

I just want brazil, so it’ll be brazil or nothing. Have ready a panic room in the embassy for me when I get disappointed
>>150406504
Ugly af, argies just have nice eyes, you take that away from them and you’ll get the average twink

>>150407075
a girl once told me I had cute eyes, this was over 20 years ago and I still cherish this memory

>>150407097
your dry eye? Which eye did she mention?

>>150407075
>argies just have nice eyes
Pshh you are just saying that :)

>>150407118
the eyes I use to read your bullshit

>>150407097
Just try a bit more, since I go to the gym and I take care about my hair, I get compliments very often

>nobody’s talking about riber
>nobody’s saying that in two weeks Boca play against Rosario Central and di maría

>>150407229
you know how much shit can happen in 2 weeks? both boca and central might stop existing by then

>>150407131
but then compliments wouldn't be so precious

You can't convince me you NEED more than that

>>150407246
>In an expected turns of events Boca will change their registered name to Alumni
>Rosario central will become a mall
>di maria will be in charge of a fideos restaurant
>>150407258
No need to. I remember this little girl who told me she loved my curly hair. I’ll never forget that

serious question
how come the next pablo aimar aka Rollhaiser end up in PRANTOS one of the worst jokes of all time?
The guy was sold to Benfica and could well be playing in some Qatar, Saudi arabia or even MLS club earning 5 million dollars per week and he end up in PRANTOS

It's like you marry a 14 year old virgin Catholic girl and divorce her to marry a 36 year old single mom

>>150407281
I have a 84 m2 house. All my brothers say I live in a doghouse.

>>150407329
Aimar was already considered a crack when he was Sennheiser's age

>>150407356
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win......

>>150407356
this dude is dressing room poison, racing was stupid to hire him

>>150407376
>dressing room poison
Aka ele peidou no banheirao.

>>150402423
k, b, c

>>150407562
I'm just like her everytime I watch foreign league games I twist for the team that has my local team colors

>>150407562
Vagabunda.

>>150406504
what happened to argentinian women?
when I was a kid I visited capital federal as a kid and then as a teenager, I saw so many pretty girls. these days argentinian women seem to look uglier and uglier as time passes. what's going on there?

>>150407603
You're getting more attracted to men

Now that the dust has settled, why did Argentinians murder four innocent Chilean boys?

>>150407672
it's just banter bro

>>150407658
nah, I'm pretty sure argentinian women are getting uglier. if I liked men, there are enough argentinian trannies to choose, yet I don't like any of them
meanwhile, some years ago I saw a brazilian woman that looked like a doll. the kind of beautiful that I saw in argentina more than a decade ago.

I don't even know what the original word is

>>150407713
No country in the world saw its women go through such a destructive uglification like Brazil did. Even 10 years ago our women didn't look as bad as they do now.

I say the next guy who posts is responsible for baking the next thread

I wont

>You used to ban europeans from stealing their players
>>150390944
At what point did you get cucked and start letting europeans cuck you out of every good player you have?

>le chikanier

using the frog vpn i see

>>150407752
Do they own a pizzeria?

C’est quoi le problème, sale merde? Y a une vraie raison, les européens sont des gros débils physiquement, tous les équipes européens champions du monde ont fait appel au metissage parce vos meilleurs hommes ont mouru lors des deux guerres mondiales. Alors c’est quoi le problèmes? Nos renois jouent en europe, ils baissent vos femmes, ils prennent votre fric, et ils retournt en amérique du sud quand ils s’en foutent de la vie vide en europe, ET de votre “culture” de chiens

>tell the IT support guy that i can't recover my password
>he tells me he's gonna define it for me
>he logs me off the Teams before telling me the new password
>now i don't have access to the Teams and don't have the password and can't redefine it
why people working in support are always the dumbest retards?
>>150407562
female loyalty, ladies and gentleman.

Young at heart, and it gets so hard to wait
When no one I know can seem to help me now
Old at heart, but I mustn't hesitate
If I'm to find my own way out
Still talkin' to myself
And nobody's home
Alone
So, nobody ever told us, baby
How it was gonna be
So, what'll happen to us, baby?
Guess we'll have to wait and see

>>150408080

Migrate and enjoy the freshly baked bread when we hit the limit bros

>

Pai Roger isn't that bad

>>150408287
he's much better than Diniz

why does coffee make you suicidal

>>150412076
looking at the price tag

dayum nigga what is going on here

Ain't no way you guys moved without reaching bump limit. Fuck zoomers.

>>150414998
Why did you make one before limit when the thread was going so slow you fucking retard.

>>150415612
Wasn't me.

it's below 500

I'll tell random jokes until I reach the limit of 500.
An Argentinean, a Peruvian and a Chilean were in a square.
The Argentinean said:
Shall we go for lunch?
The Chilean looked at the stray dogs.
The Peruvian looked at the pigeons.

What is the most fun fruit?
naranja jajajajaja

>>150419203
I don't get it

TOP 5 anime waifus

1) Rei
2) Shinji's mom
3) Yui Ikari
4) Clone Rei
5) Misato
9999) Asuka

Top 5 paraguayos:

None of them made it to the top.

T o T

This is the thread

This is no longer the thread.

this thread has been CANCELLED

>>150397207 (OP)
why are there 2 /copalib/ ?

>>150424637
>3
Northeastern monkey was nuked in 2 threads
>>150420715