Thread 150398099

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa 0-0 Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo 0-2 Napoli
20:45 Bbilan 1-2 Cremonese
20:45 Roma 1-0 Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari 1-1 Fiorentina
18:30 Como 2-0 Lazio
20:45 Atalanta 1-1 Pisa
20:45 Juventus 2-0 Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, eat ice cream, unlock yourself from your hair and stay Oronamin Cpilled

No edition?

negru

11 - Since March 2025, Kenan #Yildiz is the #SerieA player to have been involved in the most goals in all competitions: 11 (6 goals and 5 assists for #Juventus) in 14 matches. Precious.

>>150398174
visit Detroit edition

Didn't watch the match, how did Jjust play

>>150398210
is he better than dybala though

nihao

Tudor: "Cambiaso made a mistake and will be milked."

nihao

Kissed a girl tonight

>>150398675
t. Kevin Spacey

Coombiaso's apology is up

>>150398675
Did you like it?

This evening, at the end of the match against Parma, Weston McKennie was the target of discriminatory expressions of a racist nature by some individuals present in the away section, while he was training on the field with his teammates who had not taken part in the game.

/seriea/ strongly condemns this episode and every manifestation of racism and will ensure the utmost collaboration with the sports justice authorities to identify those responsible.

They did a racism against /OurMutt/…

>>150398555
thanks fra

>>150398675
did she occupy a position of authority in your place of work?

All the newly promoted sides look a lot stronger than the past years desu

>getting sent off for fuck all when >we play sfinter on matchday 3
Fuck off Grimbiaso, and why are so many Jj players having negru moments

>the last time Juventus won against Parma in the opening match of the season a fullback (De Ceglie) got sent off with a straight red
>it was Conte's first season at Jj's
BRAVO VINCE

>>150398675
The Bosniak Bvll

WE WERE DOWN IN THE VALLEY WITH BALLS HANGING LOW
ALONG CAME THE INDIANS AND THEY CUT THEM OFF
OH SUSANNAH DON'T CRY BECAUSE
I HAVE THE BACK UP BALLS IN THE POCKET OF MY VEST

>>150398099 (OP)
why is polenta such a bastardized and despised dish?
https://youtu.be/U3sPMgb4J50?si=RmV5Zwi_ZkUCSy3o

>can't sleep
>heartburn
>everything itches for some reason
>accidentally farted so hard in the living room that I woke up the gf across the house

>>150400681
Yep, these are the signs that calcio is back fra

a day of reckoning for the kickmarket approaches...

>>150400884
Comolli is Hiroshi Hayashi

>>150398099 (OP)
>visit detroit
seriously??

Scanavino Eater trophies are up

- No scandals
- Idolizes Del Piero
- Appreciates Paulo Dybala
- Considers Cristiano the GOAT
- Chose Türkiye over Germany
- Chose Juventus over Barcelona
- No controversial interviews
- Doesn't celebrate Christmas, as a Muslim, like Mo Salah
- Has no ego, just loves the ball

Kenan Yıldız is too much likeable.

Inter Milan benchwarmer tajon buchanan scored a hat trick for Villarreal today

>>150401804
>serie ass reject blows up la liga with ez
The Dovbyk situation is starting to make sense

Woke up with no ass to eat therefore im sad

Undefeated in August 2025

enjoy the last days of summer... The King is back

>>150399813
As a Bbilan fan, losing 1-2 to fucking Cremonese is heartbreaking but they definitely seem to be of a higher caliber than many promoted teams and also bounced back pretty fast after being relegated so they seem to have something good going on and I can definitely see them beating teams like Verona or Cagliari over relegation.

That bicicleta was classy as well so respect where respect is due.

Good morning!

>What we've understood is that Allegri went to Casa Milan and made himself heard, he wants reinforcements: a defender, a midfielder with greater stamina, with greater dynamism, and clearly the striker
What the Milan is instead doing on the market at this moment is taking a striker, just one striker, from now until the end of the market. Today the Milan has given the green light for the purchase of just one striker, who is Harder
>A well-known Italian executive, who has followed Harder for months, described him as «a bull» for his physical power, the courage in jostling with defenders, and his relentless pressing. At 20 years old, he lacks neither hunger nor grit. The rest will come, they believe at Milan
Sporting CP has an agreement with AC Milan and Stade Rennais. Both offers amount to €23M + €3M in bonuses. Rennes are offering a €2M salary + a signing bonus, while AC Milan are offering a €1.5M salary. However, the player’s agent was in disagreement with Rennes regarding the commission.
>Milan Futuro won their match against Trevigliese 2–0 in the Coppa Italia Serie D, with goals scored by Quirini and Duțu.
It will be hard for Allegri to cook without all the right ingredients. Now he has to show that he is a good coach and can reach Contes level

Not /seriea/, please leave

And once again I was right

>>150403385
Allegri needs to get cancer and die
If he puts loftus cazzo in the lineup I will not watch, simple as that

>>150403411
Literally who?

>>150403417
Friend of boni and journalist of nigerias biggest sport newspaper

>>150403411
>even bbilan journos are negrus now
lole

Pretty crazy that Santi is fat and he still gets completely negated physically by centerbacks. He’s not good at anything

>Fabbian to bbilan
Howling

>yesterday Allegri asked for vlaho and rabiot and furlanZ got him harder and fabbian.
>Harder & fabbian? Both signed under CAA.
Even pedulla and schira talk now about furlanZ connections with CAA talent agent busardo

>thinks everybody just knows what “CAA” is supposed to be
>trying to make the laziest nicknames like “conce” and “boni” happen
>still forcing the -Z “meme”
Bbilannarcissists and crawling so far up their own culo that things get just as dark as the average skintone of a bbilan signing, name a more iconic duo

kys

In Leiden, the last summer day hums with a bittersweet warmth, the air laced with the faint, crisp scent of autumn creeping in. A small house, its garden a wild tangle of overgrown grass, stands as a haven for rabbits, hedgehogs, and birds, much to the chagrin of neighbors who’ve already lodged complaints with the city. The house’s windows are shrouded in darkness, plastered with faded pages of the Leidsch Dagblad, blocking out the world. Inside, a dim room glows faintly from a monitor’s cold light. An ashtray overflows with cigarette stubs, the once-white walls now a sickly yellow from years of smoke. A tattered Feyenoord flag hangs crookedly on the wall, a relic of better days. The mechanical keyboard, sticky with old chocolate sprinkles, clacks under heavy fingers. Open tabs reveal an OnlyFans page of a local Leiden girl, a streaming site playing Emily in Paris, and a 4chan /seriea/ thread. A fat man, self-reported over two meters tall, slouches in the chair, his eyes fixed on the screen, waiting for a Swiss anon to post about Milan.

>>150403688
Kek
>waiting for a Swiss anon to post about Milan.
I guess he will keep waiting

>>150403688
we hebben een serieus ducciopasta

We play tonight

DjalOUT

>>150403688
/seriea/ Leiden meetup when?

>>150403688
Firstly credit where credit is due, you did something original for once!

Some notes:
- the flowerbeds are intentionally chaotic to evoke the idea of an English garden but the grass is always neatly mown (like all our balls)
- I read the lefty paper De Volkskrant and not the local populist rag
- smoking is literally even more disgusting than the idea of supporting a club as fabricated as bbilan so even just the idea that I would partake in this is more hurtful than a season of Thiago Motta coaching a team I sympathize with
- never eat near your mechanical keyboard folks
- I have my own Jellyfin server with a Radarr/Sonarr stack running so I wouldn’t debase myself with visiting a shitty streaming site
- I’m ~1,95m
- A bit disingenuous to say people would be waiting for you to post about Bbilan since there is barely a moment on any given day where you are not posting about bbilan

That's one rattling Accenture cubicle

>>150403834
turns out you are taller than me ducci

Why is allegri so autismo about needing rabiot at all costs

Do not look up Norman Reedus's son's name

>>150403922
Because even though he's been wasting his time in Ligue McDonald's lately he's still better than the midfield trio currently starting for them combined

3-5-2 tepe

jewtube scouted latest cb rumour. looks pretty gud

>>150403925
what's up with celebrities and retarded kid names

>>150404088
What about it?

Asllani > Torino is up

Gal G-ACKdot

Post holiday depression rapidly setting in. Going from the beaches of Villefranche to a Glaswegian bus is always going to be jarring. Family drama cued right on time for me returning. Deebly concerned about Chivus Inter facing the dynamic duo of Francisco Franco Israel's Iron Dome at the back and the Jock bvll up front.

>>150403775
Genuinely looking forward to autumn fra. I want to wear a cozy light jacket with a hoodie on and walk without sweating. Sick of AC air everywhere I go too desu.

As for Inter, I already lowered my expectations entirely and I know that we will be fighting for top 6 realistically. Garbage mercato.

It is nice to have calcio back at least

>>150398941
Yes
>>150399396
Actually no she was a subordinate of mine at the job I was at. I quit the job due to a laughable offer I received from the boss and asked her out a day later. Really nice chetnik girl, cute face and insane body, really vibing with her alot. Just looking forward to chatting and playing casual grabass with her in the upcoming months as I spend my savings and weigh out my future employment options

>>150404345
how would you rate inter's mercato on a scale of five to nil?

>>150404372
0.5 basically and only because Pio is very promising

>>150404351
Currently setting up a pio-espositum mining venture here's my email if you are interested:
noglow@atlanticcouncil.org

>>150404390
Surely said mineral will help unearth new salt deposits in the mines of serie mori/a/

>>150401804
Pepe scored also

>>150402551
And Morata
And Budimir
And Mayoral
And Muriqi

>>150404175
He's playing tonight?

>>150404527
hopefully

Half of these lads are calcio-coded kek

>>150404801
ehm excuse me where's his Majesty's diversity quota?

>>150398675
Was she conscious

>>150404801
Five of them to be exact

unpopular opinion: Como is a genetically modified club bankrolled essentially to allow European aristocratic teams to nurture the best prospects and have them gain experience in a decent league

>draws random crooked lines
>SeE?!!!?!?! He WaSnT oFfSiDe
Kekekekekekkekeiekiekeiekekekekiiikkijeoeiekjekeke

Oh yeah Kelly was offside as fuck, if the ref doesn't whistle then it's his problem though

>>150404980
This wasn't even the goal

>>150404702
Please God no, one of the few players who actually put in an effort last season. He might be hot headed but so was Theo. He was linked to Napoli as well IIRC but thankfully it never materialised.

>Fabbian to Milan
>Musah to Atalanta
>Brescianini to Napoli
nice domino

>>150405088
More like merdomino

Why is everyone acting like kone is perfectly fine

helo where are the wingers pls
pls need 1 LW for team pls

Almost week 1 of Calcio down in the books

kys grimolli

could be a gud game. will be nice to see inter play

>>150405128
Allegro Is waiting for the new mf doom to drop to announce the new winger

>Lutsharel Geertruida could still leave RB Leipzig before Deadline Day.
Welcome to Juventus FC Luchador

>Gimenez - vlaho + 20m swap deal
Who would say no?

>>150405964
bbilan's board

>>150404702
Really the theo heir

gm interkings

should i replay fnv again

>>150400965
Please understand, the lobbyists advocating world depopulation are running out of ideas

Final nigga VII is better

Who /zingaro/ today?

I don't think I'm going to survive this season

>>150406620
how so?

>>150406633
can't live knowing that the "Final Lotito Plan™" will be completed this year

>>150406620
I will only survive thanks to the Istituto Luce edits of Manganiello's offside call

>>150406652
>Cham
>19 year old who played in Serie D last year

they really want to go down huh

calcio time

cazzo time

calzone time

>There’s already VAR controversy in Serie A, with ex-referee Gianpaolo Calvarese criticizing a “blatant offside” for Juventus in their win over Parma.

tudor magic

>>150406858
amplifico mufa

Has anyone been watching Serie C how is the new Yu-Gi-Oh system working where each coach has 2 VAR cards they can bring into play?

>>150401804
buchanan is his slave name

>>150404801
Ché adams is black and Dykes is lgbt

Here we go

>>150407011
pobega with a face lift

>>150407011
Nico Rosberg's retarded son

>>150406652
Where is Alexis Sanchez ?

Oh Really isn't an Anglo? Please proceed with the purchase then

Why do strikers still go to Milan when it’s obvious >we are cursed?

>>150406652
did they mean Bertola? Also what happened with Solet's rape accusation?
>>150407011
he has flop written all over his face

>>150407260
>Also what happened with Solet's rape accusation?
He was linked to inter so they magically disappeared

>>150407202
Because they are all sloppy seconds and nobody else wants to give them those kind of wages. Seriously, check bbilan’s wage bill compared to the other Italian teams and put that against their results. Absolute circus.

>>150407260
Marmotta made a call and saved Solet

> Curva Nord groups will remain outside San Siro until further notice, and we will do so until all our youth can return to the stadium like any other fan.

- Until our flags can once again be raised behind the barriers.
- Until our banners return to their place.
- Until our choreographies once again color our stands.
- Until San Siro becomes a true football stadium again, not a prison surrounded by restrictions and prohibitions.
- Until ticket prices return to acceptable and reasonable rates that allow anyone to watch the team’s matches.

We are not asking for special privileges. We simply demand that the normal rule, which exists in all stadiums in Italy and Europe, prevails.

>>150407298
No sympathy for megaphonecucks

>>150407298
They're better off pretending to be sports loljournalists from Gazzetta and enter the stadium that way

>>150407298
Good, fuck these ndrangheta enablers

>>150407298
So now they even copy what Milan fans are doing?

>>150407298
Kek maybe stop dealing with mafia for once, same applies to bbilan ultras

>>150406989
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win.......

>>150407350
now all that remains is to investigate the club's presidency, most of the board of directors and the entities that own the share capital :^)

long seasono for zanetti

>>150400576
Polenta is great, the Ferrari of peasant foods, as long as it's not made with precooked cornmeal
Instant polenta is the debased slop of globohomogenized peasants
>>150403834
>- I’m ~1,95m
God created ducci to filter toxins out of the air before it wafts down to those of other races
>>150404088
that's the account that doubled down on calling everyone racist for not spelling Yildiz without the little Turkish i with no dot on top

>>150407508
hellas is the main candidate for /serieb/, I don't envy him

>>150407528
*for not spelling Yildiz WITH

>>150407528
>that's the account that doubled down on calling everyone racist for not spelling Yildiz without the little Turkish i with no dot on top
You are now introdued to Adamo Lucianoposting. Please look it further, you're in for a treat

Kebab Dildiz

grim marking

Are you watching inter tonight?

grim darking

>>150407755
No

>bbilan wants Uche Christantaus
Guess his skin color

>>150407755
yes

>>150407557
HOLY SHIT
https://x.com/AdamoLucianoFJ/status/1957588146729656752
>Bro, I am literally driving on golf course right now, looking for my friends, because I was busy working this morning, and I didn't have time to meet them.
>But they are on certain hole right now bro.
>And I will go find them.
>When I find them, I will join up with them and make a group of four to play with.
>I am still looking for them right now.
>Oh. I think i see - no, that is not them.
>I have to cross street.
>I cross street and look for them.
>These are old ladies who cannot hit golf ball.
>They make my life miserable on golf course because they take ten fucking years to hit golf ball.
>Then when I can't hit golf shot after golf shot, I leave my rhythm and I don't play good anymore.
>I am still looking for my friends.
>I cannot find them.
>Maybe they are on next hole, number seven.
>Oh, I find my friends.
>My friends are right here.
>How are you doing, friends?
Friend:
>The course is closed - hastily drives in opposite direction -
>Ha, ha.
...
>picrel
And of course he's in leafland. This is what's happened here, those who have not experienced these calamities in their own countries can't possibly understand

Inter (3-5-2): Sommer; Pavard, Acerbi, Bastoni; Dumfries, Sucic, Barella, Mkhitaryan, Dimarco; Lautaro, Thuram. Allenatore: Cristian Chivu.

Torino (4-3-3): Israel; Lazaro, Coco, Masina, Biraghi; Casadei, Ilkhan, Gineitis; Ngonge, Simeone, Vlasic. Allenatore: Marco Baroni

poodinese is shit
hellas is shit too

>>150407888
water is wet

Interbros: golden tequila
Juvesissies: gin and tonic
Napolicucks: jaegerbombs
Bbilanarcisissies: shirley temple
Riommanistas: baileys
Naziobros: whiskey on rocks

>>150407557
>>150407809
honestly on second look i have to say the man is kind of based, 4chinners only larp online as schizos of this power level

>1 game in
>already lost at home to a bicycle kick goal to newly promoted side
>new lb already being given the Emerson royal treatment subbed out at halftime
>backup young talent already fallen out with the coach and being shipped off to Como
>only center forward already disliked by the manager
>internal shenanigans with different società factions trying to each sign and block signing their respective center forward replacements
>leao already injured
Yep the Milan season has officially started

>>150407939
I live for this shit

cmon inter score some golerinos

Intrasting

Fuck sake

>>150408125
suits you right for starting your fantasy season inline with the actual season instead of waiting for calciomercato to end like a true scholar of the game

why so many cuties in inter crowd anyone care to explain?

>>150408190
They’re trans

>>150407755
im watching for p.sucic

>Vlašić capitano

nah that's crazy

>>150408190
would not date a gril with tiktok

>>150408249
Are both of them interisti

>>150408190
IMAGINE her ordering street food brehs…

gud start

>>150408190
Need Italian milk

>DiMerdco

blud is finished

Still thinking about her...

>>150408190
She needs a Juvechad in her life

no more gay hipster-bearded coaches with instagram accounts wearing designer fleece pullovers, just seeing them on the touchline makes me feel ill
coaches should either wear sharp suits or be fat slobs like moe sarri, and should get in trouble for -phobic remarks in the press at regular, scheduled intervals
againstmodernfootballcoaches

>>150408333
something tells me that her waistline has its own orbit

Got excited and thought De Siervo might be having a stroke there

the fucks he doing with his mouth?

>>150408426
soimaxxing

>>150408397
any thoughts on sir second castle?

icardi would never have missed that…

sucic gud pass.

>>150408426
kek

>>150408215
even better!

class

bastooo

>le look like you shat yourself face
Contrived and sad!

>>150408451
absolute nigrone, should have been promoted to lord first castle long ago

Best CB in the fucking world. Top class.

>>150408360
And you just know she is funny

>>150408586
he's called second because the ladies come first

>>150403688
btw I screenshat this
better love story than Twilight

Wesley
Baschirotto
Pavlovic
Hien (OG)
Luperto
Kristensen
Bastoni

Defenders have scored 7 out of the 17 serie a goals so far which is ~41%

>>150408832
Nobody can defend set pieces or the most trivial crosses anymore, with the influx of posseshunbabbies managers that number is only going to increase

midfield is not working well. asllani would help playmaking a lot.

frattesi or andy in.

>>150408832
yet my combined defense has only 17 punti

>>150408880
Which team would asllani help

Sucic is fucking incredible

sucic motm so far

>asllani would help playmaking a lot

why is he posting this

TIKUUUSS

damn another crazy sucic pass

>>150408880
nigga what

Sissy barella is so fucking shite

>>150408975
barella, sucic and mkhi. 0 playmakers. sucic has been best so far.

Warning:

Most dangerous lead has been activated.

This is not a drill.

>>150408991
asslani was a donkey, I would play some primavera kid before him

Never been to a country where I’ve seen people smoke more than in Holland. Ciggies mind, not vapes. Never appealed to me all that.

Btw Ange Bonny Banks of Loch Lomond WILL come on and WILL score

>>150409016
but great in playmaking. moving the ball to other players.

eh Thuram fouled him

Torino has looked gud. intrasting team

Crazy Passes Only Peter Sucic Can Do!

>>150409037
no he was shit at everything

>>150409005
>Turdino
go watch a movie anon, it's not gonna happen

I will be watching every inter game because of sucic im now his biggest sloplord

>>150409069
I’m scouting players for fanta

>>150409037
unfortunately those players were mostly on the other teams

>>150409037
You just described Locatelli, that’s not a good thing.

big save

>>150409158
ISRAEL

La gupola di ferro

Guys
GUYS
This nigga's name is Israel just like the democratic state of Israel!!!
Did you get the joke you filthy Palestinians?

Gravenberch is the player that Croatians think Sucic is, just look up the gole he just scored for Arne

sucic playing like a demigod. absolute alpha croat im berry excited

good half even though it wasnt easy.

>>150409102
it helps players who are brainlets. buildups looked way more easy vs today.

The save percentage was promised to him by Yhwh in the days of Pharoah

>>150409250
great first half, but let's not get too excited, it's only turdino

>>150409236
El portero genocida

La Liga games start perfectly offset from Serie A games so when half time comes in a Serie A game a La Liga game is playing.

This is probably meant to try and steal Serie A viewers who change game during half time and forget to switch back. Thereby leeching on to the recent rise in international Serie A viewership.

>>150409324
What genocide are you talking about

mo im feeling calcio is back.

reminder subs gonna be strong from inter too. at least in preseason.

At the Jj stadium? Fully dripped
At the San Gaza? Just black on black

>>150409336
everyones (including me) is currently watching newcastle liverpool

>>150409367
>watching eplel
soulless

>>150409381
Hey filthy shitalian how was your day at the factory?

>>150409353
It’s because the authorities recommend not wearing anything that looks expensive near hotspots of organised crime

meanwhile Slovenian wonderkid TOPAlovic scored in the under 23 match

>>150409422
>Slovenian

we'll see

Slovenian, Croatian, Serbian, what's the difference? Y'all zingari

>>150409614
yes we are not w*ite like italians

what

>>150409614
SUNTEM MADE IN ROMANIE IALI IALI IALI

gud try

it's a wrap

>>150409693
good song

First place.
First
Place

lautiiiii

I love lautardo

NOTICE:

The most dangerous lead has now passed and is no longer active.

>>150409733
its chivus favourite on spotify

LAUTAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You just know Chivu supports Ukraine like a onions boy

Can’t say I expected Toro to be this ass

The Zingaro-zone, I can’t imagine there being any feeback but let me know what should be different

>>150409783
Im a zingaro too

ref sucks

>>150409783
how is macedonia not sneedgaro?

Malaciadonia

>>150409783
remove central europe add hungary and macedonia (one of the biggest gypsie villages in europe)

>>150409804
Nah, Hungarians are a proud and civilized people. Your love of toe-rings is proof of that

>>150409808
They just feel more GreekTurk to me

>>150409783
add Andalusia and the city of Pescara

>>150409829
but its all bulgarians and albos

>>150409783
add holland

Ok, I added la macedonia

>>150409866
Does that mean zingari aren't white as they claim to be?!

>>150409866
North or South Holland?

THURAM

>>150409868
add a few street corners in antwerp,brussels,charleroi and luik

this inter team looks really solid, they could finally win their 20th title if their boomers don't run out of the gas again

Baroni and getting shagged by printer - name a better duo

So was Simone just holding inter back all along?

Chivu's at the wheel innit

>>150409866
Neverlands is rightful nafri clay

Toro Serie B confirmed

tikuuuss

basto kino again

Would a hair transplant save this

Fun fact: Ekitike is still a palindrome

Fras, it's the second team of turdino

this season's relegation candidates:

Torino
Milan
Sassoulo

Barella is washed

5-0 incoming?

>>150409900
>few

>>150409956
i thought gobbi played already?

>>150409940
why didn't he book a trip to turkey this summer

>>150410023
Club World Cup

I just checked Turdino's defensive line
I have no idea how Cairetto didn't get lynched yet lol

>>150409940
No, just dyed it like Dimarco

>>150410023
He's rich, he's probably getting an appointment in the clinic Conte went

>>150410037
he was free entire july

consider: dutch females

Maybe gatti sacrificed his hairline to the norwood reaper in exchange for scudetto

>>150410045
Masina being a starter is criminal

ok fair fucks chivu

gud pass bonny

BONNY BONNY BONNY BONNY

these niggas gave up

>>150407528
apparently polenta is already precooked goyslop of an inca dish called humita
https://youtube.com/shorts/jbUBHY31_2M?si=VlQTF7SYQ9Zn4Esw

honestly I take my words, polentone deserve the hate, fresh grinded corn is far better than prefabricated corn flour

bonyyyyy

>>150409783
Going down down down
How far can you go?
You might fall into
The Zingaro zone

Going down down down
Across the Eastern line
The football fans look scary
But the girls are pretty fine

>>150410096
I could say the same about Biraghi and Lazaro too, I just checked and they bought Ismajli who's good

Bonny and pio instead of taremi and arna… marotta masterclass

bussyness idea: drowning cairo and lotito in a puddle of liquid pig shite

>>150410119
watch them pull defensive masterclass against jj

Twinkazzo in the back

andy and zielinski in

Turdino players can't even take a throw-in kek

How's Maurizio feeling

Mercato?

The only other game I watched this weekend was the Juve - Parma one, but Jesus Christ. The difference in defensive organisation and build-up between Parma and Turdino is apples and pears…

>Turdino
I wasn't even watching and just checked now, holy kek

>>150410419
Five pears to be precise

>>150410419
Turdino has Ismajli, Schuurs out and Cairetto as their president, they are lucky Cremonese, Pisa and Lecce are worse teams

n1 sucic

>>150410452
>Schuurs out
wtf happened to him?

Speaking of Pisa, Voetbal International says they are very close with Calvin Stengs

>>150410464
Recovering from his crusader I think, he had a bumpy recovery

big smile

>>150410464
Still recovering from his injury from 2023, iirc he had to undergo another surgery last year and it didn't fix much

>>150408333
alas the strength of Serie Ass has failed, gleaming Milk FC has fallen
/seriea/sshats thirst for true Italian booba and cannot find them. The Sette Sorelle have passed over the sea and into the west, never to return
the milk of decadent shitalocanadian honkers is but a mockery of the ambrosia of yore: a Roman essence sullied, debauched by curry-maple glazed Tim Hortons doughnuts, that can never quench but only inflame thirst for the sweet Parmalatte of old
for how can one who has known true parmigiano reggiano be sated by pretender Milk-Bologna's parmesan?
and so the tifosi stand watch, sustained in their lonely vigil by the remembrance of days when top-heavy milkmaidens of true blood yet roamed the sun-dappled curve and tribune of once-proud Serie Ass...

pisa means wiener in balkans language

is he elite?

>watching Sevilla - Getafe halftime
>Sara perché ti amo playing in the stadium
Ongoing Italian cultural expansion

>>150410560
and when you finally add 300 mods to make a game playable, you'll boot it up for 10 minutes and delete it

>>150410569
Why does he look like Murdoc from Gorillaz

>>150410569
we will see

>>150410590
Nah, I love FNV too much to not at least get to Vegas through the standard storyline.
So far the mods are all working and I get no errors. Very weird. I'm using vortex though

>>150410569
tristan tzara of footy

>>150410586
probably the Spanish translation, twas a huge hit in those countries as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4reTWoDqkto

>>150410731
>sign ex bbilan fullback
>collapse and draw against a 10 men team

Calcio is BACK

>>150410731
€200 gorillions needed for reinforcements

>>150410803
>Allegri as Kizaru
Uuuuh kino?

>>150410569
the Torturer of Torino

ARNEKINGS

>>150409829
>They just feel more GreekTurk to me
- smiles in Tito -

>>150410769
Well well well

PANCRA LET ME MAKE CHANGES

>time waste against 10 man newcastle
>concede an equalizer
>referee rewards you with 11 minutes added time which were the product of your timewasting

eplel is more corrupt than serie asshole

>>150411261
Where did they get that money lol

>>150411314
Erdogan spun up the money presses to go full panem and circenses

>Jjust to offer 60 paraticillions for Renault Kangoo
t.Alfrenault Pedulla

>>150410769
who?

Spent the past 20 minutes looking for the most delusional of rumors.
Wasted my time

>>150411365
Kerkez

>>150411365
Kerkez played in the bbilan youth before AZ picked him up

Kerkez ripara Kerkez sostituisce

Post MD-1 percentages just dropped

>>150411496
Grimolli look what you've done, we're behind Casamonica FC

If the House Building Song from Red Dead Redemption 2 was playing it would be Casa Harmonica

>Zingaro - Kangoo - David
Gud attack but shouldn't >we buy a Concordceicao/Yildiz sub

>>150411611
>shouldn't >we
Ahah

>>150408488
Kek

>>150411611
There's ZIngarino, Kurpmeiners, Nico and McFattie available of course, also Miretti who is like a new signing as >we all know

>>150411611
What about that yz that belgio shills

>>150411637
>ZIngarino
I thought he got downgraded to Next Gen
Well hopefully Gigazingaro on the bench remembers to sub him in every once in a while

Gogigagagazingaro

tfw no one signed marvin cuni

Just seen a good clip of Szoboszlai

milanbros...where do go from here?

Comolli is the kind of guy who would build a control deck after 10k hours spent analyzing each and every single card on Yu-Gi-Oh Neuron

kys grimolli

For me, it's Federico Cherubini, Ebon Angel of the Burning Abyss

>>150411724
Sack Allegri in December and then hire Palladino in January and then finish the season 14’th.

>>150411797
https://www.rainews.it/tgr/emiliaromagna/video/2025/08/parma-lad-francesco-cherubini-mercato-ancora-in-corso-cuesta-giovane-ma-esperto-4a92abed-d069-4da5-9ce8-a27bbaf43593.html

>>150411637
Haven't you heard? McFattie isn't fat anymore

>>150411845
Ozempic got him too, does that mean he's good now

>>150411850
Define "good"

>>150411858
Let's say "can play in the midfield and not be ass"

>>150411637
christ it hurts to read when you type it out like that

>>150411870
Bit too early to say, but he didn't look too awful when he came on. But that barely says anything

>>150411875
It's gonna be okay, Comolli has a plan, he's gonna sign Sneedcho and put him on ozempic like he did with McKaneki
>>150411893
Better than nothing, let's hope that it's a good sign

Hehehe

>>150411895
>Sneedcho
Lookman or the drughi show up at his door

>>150411944
>another 50 millies to Shartalanta
Ï'm tired boss

>>150411968
he’ll unlock the whole team unironically

>Vlahovic - Milan: complete willingness from the Serbian for a four-year contract at €6M per season [Pedulla]
PLEASE

>>150412062
He wants Barcelona

>>150412062
good but still not enough for a top 4 finish

>>150412062
I hoppe they put a relegation clause in for their sake

>>150412062
How will this affect the Kosovar fanbbase?

>>150411901
mathematics dictates that therefore psg would beat torino 10-0

>>150412062
>penny pinching for years on salaries just to break the bank for this fraud

>>150412497
Are they really? Knowing Comolli >we're just going to give him away for free for some reason lol

>>150412537
I'm talking about his wages don't care about juve

>>150412576
6m/y for a striker that comfortably scores 15 goals a season is a good deal nowadays, especially if you get him for free. Dunno what you're complaining about.

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>150412497
Welcome to having to back Allnegru :^)

>Tonali dead
Uh oh Gattusobros

>>150412592
He can barely stop a ball

>>150412626
Did you see it? He hurt his shoulders while trying to sell a dive kek

>>150412761
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win.........

>>150412062
paying 60m and higher wages for a pathetic negru is a better idea

>>150410731
>>150410769
>>150410818
>>150411270
there is already 15 pl threads

>Conrad Harder to AC Milan for €24 million plus €3 million in bonuses.
>Rasmus Hojlund is wanted by Napoli, a deal that could reach €45 million.
>Roma continues to work to sign 19-year-old Englishman Tyrique George from Chelsea.

>>150401804
>>150402551

>the power of la liga defending

>>150415650
>and goalkeeping
many things have changed, but spain is still the bidone bidone

>>150415650
>a sole juggler who not only manages to score three goals in a match, but also leaves the pitch with his shins intact at full time
Eufemiano Fuentes should have lectured a little on pride before proceeding with the blood bags

>>150417216
>space invaders meets minesweeper
I don't like this business idea

>>150412626
Dick absolutely spinning

How do we stop chivu’s printer

>>150417518
offer more witness protection services

So we just ignore the schizophrenic hieroglyphs of germanon?

>spent several hours modding and getting the mods to work with proper load order
>they finally do work together without crashing
>but the stutter remover doesn't work properly, and the one who does crashes the game every 10 minutes
Ehh, I'll take it

>>150417605
Nothing to see here

>>150417518
Napooli is still the favorite

>Pessina
Someone needs to arrest Gasperini, Massara and Riso

>>150417673
>fifth most valuable squad
>fourth best starting eleven
>fourth highest wage payroll
>best striker out for months
>three competitions
>Gonde's second year
if you smoked crack, yeah

>>150417605
Why are you trying to paint germanon as a schizo

>>150417709
He's a nafo glowie, what do you think?

Clip of Tudor screaming at Koopmeiners is up

>>150417733
Post it, my Tudor folder is starting to contain too many smiles

>>150417753
I truly and sincerely hope that my crime of Twitterposting gets forgiven, but here it is with the audio
https://x.com/magicmike_jfc/status/1960247216980869446

>>150417764
I’m forwarding this to Muccauomo, apparently this works since Teun recovered to ball for the Zingaro gole

>>150417703
>fifth most valuable squad
bullshit
>fourth best starting eleven
maybe on planet retard
>fourth highest wage payroll
Yeah and?
>best striker out for months
They bought Lucca and Hojlund
>three competitions
Like printer
>Gonde's second year
So what

>>150417709
People that are into numerology often suffer from schizophrenia or spiritual psychosis

>>150417806
there is not one indicator that suggests that napoli should be favourites to win the scudetto again, something they have never managed to do historically also. the only point your opinion is based on is that they won the league last year, in a title race which saw inter choking the impossible on the home stretch towards the finish line.

>>150417842
They added Beukema, Lang, Gutierrez, Lucca, Hojlund, fucking De Bruyne to a scudetto winning side without losing any starter..

>Chants of Sennaar now even has a mobile port
Do yourself a favour and play it, no matter the platform

Allegri said no to harder kek

>>150417864
Did Lebanon say no to Israel bombs

>>150417875
they say yes actually because it’s at shias and terrorists so

>>150417878
Is your grandma a terrorist too

>>150417859
what a huge pile of trash lol
other than declining de bruyne, who will struggle to do more than one game a week when the time comes, there's barely one player combined in there worthy of the top3 right now

>>150417864
I thought the delay is because sporting is still looking for a replacement

>>150417859
Of the few mentioned only Beukema and De Bruyne are good, with the latter being very injury prone. Lang, Gutierrez, Hojlund wouldn't even be benchwarmers in current Inter's team but somehow Napoli are supposed to be the favorites

printeristi are very fun, they have a pitiful team that gets humiliated constantly and they think that players like gutierrez or lang wouldn't even be benchwarmers in their team, they are in for a rude awakening

Never call me a printerista again you swine or I will unleash Israel's wrath on your house

>>150412576
>don't care about juve
you bitch...

>>150417922
what are you fucking spaz? a judentino terrone?

>anons rating autistic systembabbies and memedivisie low-effort mutts itt
Why is Koopmeiners so hated then?

>>150417942
Because he's balding, bald people deserve to be laughted at for the genetic freaks they are

Hello hola necesito ayuda para encontrar una persona muy mala solo tengo su nombre de tiktok quien me pueda ayudar que me escriba porfavor necesito saber dónde vive dirección IP nombre y apellidos y ya y la persona mala se llama saulterrones16 es su nombre de tiktok no sé si sirve pero porfavor agan algo

>spaz on the loose
I'm guessing schools are still closed for the week

Threadly reminder

>>150417968
Please nuke Ukraine and Poland thank you very much bb

>bbilan fans retweeting even the shantiest of mercato insiders for Vlahovic rumors
kekekekek

What does he do? Is he a power of friendship merchant

>>150418069
>What does he do?
nothing amazing, Inter just played like they played with limone

>>150418069
He played against a Serie A team fra

>>150418089
one of the worst by the way

>>150418118
Torino got into top10 last season

>>150418122
last season, this season they are candidates for relegation

>Google wants to make sideloading Android apps safer by verifying developers’ identities
What's the point of Android devices then lol

>>150418122
Do you plan on living in the past for much longer?

>Cesare Casadei has the least amount of touches (36) among outfield players that played 90 minutes
Grande rimpianto Lazio according to /seria/ brightest minds

>>150418122
With Ricci and Savic having the season of his life

>>150418134
This is about apk?

>>150418147
Yup and third party stores too (I think F-Droid is also fucked). At this point even Apple is more lenient than Google since many just use TestFlight as a workaround for "problematic" apps

>>150418134
>>150418154
I'm not sure the EU would approve this, they forced fucking Apple to allow sideloading, they won't let Google remove that feature

>>150418154
lmao total suicide
>>150418187
My itoddler friend told me recently that it's still a total chore to do that on his iphone

>>150418187
That's not sideloading in Apple's case though. What the EU allowed is for users to use other app stores other than the native one. It might be the same in Google's case but with this change forget your pirated apps or adblockers, it will become a hassle just like in iOS' case with AltStore

>its another episode of /seriea/ finds more security and quality assurance bad
I will stay silent and wait for the next Milan news

>>150417902
he’s on hold now they want zingaro if they don’t sign him then it’s dovbyk and harder

>they finally decided Pisa can play in their shitty stadium
>away sector tickets are 50€
>can't buy them online
Why would piracy do this

>>150417968
imagine gulaging gorillions only for your proud red army to be reduced to this

>>150417964
bald people deserve to be laughted at for the genetic freaks they are
Phew!

>>150418340
KAA Gent talent (formerly)

>Juventus keeps insisting for Kolo Muani and will make a financial effort by pushing for a loan with an obligation to buy at €60M including bonuses [Schira]
why does the price keep going up fratms

>>150418551
70m sounds like a reasonable deal to me especially in a market where Lucca and Piccoli are getting sold for 40m and 30m respectively.
So if you ask me if I agree with Juventus spending 80m for Kolo Muani I say yes, as of right now there's no better striker available for 90m

>>150418122
really tells you a lot about the Serie A average quality innit

>Hans Nicolussi Caviglia to Fiorentina on loan with obligation to buy
Beansbros...

>>150418566
jej

>>150418551
jjust has surpassed manure if true

>>150418069
Torino put one of the worst performances I've seen in recent times, their GK was atrocious desu. Inter didn't do anything particularly clever. Still too early to say

>>150418605
Pradè has no knowledge of players outside serie a

>>150418777
HNC for 12m is an unironic steal desu

>>150418605
Loyal jj customer Rocco financing Muani

>>150418802
I don't think >we have any sell-on clause on HNC

>loyal jjust customer
>financing a huge disaster
even jj customers hate jj

Who is the cadillac of serie a?

Moist, Piccoli, Dzeko and Caviglia have the same agent.
Perin alla Viola when De Gea contract is up , you read it here first

I now remember Perin

Also the Pisa medical team isn’t ready for Stengs’ knees kek

>>150418828
Como

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvs1a6lnCms
>1:13
>IGLI TARE LI MORTACCI TUA
god I miss Carlo Mazzone, the elves truly have departed Middle Earth

>>150418828
Portami con te via
Finché sento che c'è sintonia, diretti verso altri lidi
Senti i Di Mare in MIDI, è logico che sorridi
Se trasmetto from city to city
E, se ti piace andare in Cadillac, si va in Cadillac
Rapidi più di uno speedy
Allora che decidi? È inutile che mi sfidi
Se mi parli dei divi che invidi

>>150410086
Klaver or Visser?

>>150419022
That's Leerdam, she the turboslag dating one of those Paul brothers

>>150418605
This club used to be considered one of the Seven Sisters in Serie A back in the day

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Allegri Milan with negrus is unwatchable.

Hopefully Allegri and Tare can whiten the team a bit. Absolute disaster class by Redbird and Zlatan.

Who the fuck wants to watch these fraudulent black journeyman mercs with footy name generator names like Mobango, Okawambi-Smith, Pookapoor.

Not even better your Sturaros or Mandragoras. What's the point?