Thread 150398246

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Ricciardo reveals how he earned ‘Honey Badger’ nickname
Sebastian Vettel warns of 2014 repeat as parts of 2026 regulations "don't make sense", calls for V10 return over costly hybrids in F1
Gabriel Bortoleto backed for Cadillac F1 seat after standout rookie season
FIA “surprised” by focus on lap times as it reveals just how slow 2026 F1 cars could be
Ralf Schumacher urges Alpine move for Christian Horner: "Time of figures like Flavio is over"
Lando Norris on racing his heroes Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso: "Such a crazy thought"
Lando Norris reveals the £2million Lamborghini Miura he’s most proud to own: "Proper gift to myself"
F1 CEO open to discussions over German GP return
Kuwaiti investor aiming for 2027 F1 entry with Caterham name
Helmut Marko takes aim at Mercedes for Kimi Antonelli ‘hype’
Almost Rawe Ceek. Who cares?

Race week BTW

why do globohomos love V10s so much

>>150398242
well done! races are usually on zo.

>>150398271
Metric system

>>150398278
Why is Saturday the initials for Zuid Afrika?

Max Verstappen :3

>>150398242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-tfYbRK2OA

>>150398303
Dutch soil, just like Rio Haryantoland

>>150398303
zaturday

>>150398271
they live sucking 10 dicks at the same time

edd

Max Furstappen :3

>>150398364
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=Pt5ALgABsJG6QsoZ

(And for the Argie as well)

>>150398390
I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you
Edd

>>150398454
that isnt healthy, a man needs his 7 hours, keeps the mind sharp
speaking of, i should go, i wake up at 6 30 tomorrow

>>150398454
>a man needs his 7 hours
Seven hours of nonstop eating?

gimi

>>150398519
meant for >>150398499

>>150398519
You quoted the wrong post Hanz. We have standards here. Sounds like it's bed time for you as well. gn anons dream of gridgrills

>>150398390
>for the Argie as well

>>150398454
Sounds like me when I was in jail, except I was thinking about Butter Bean (R.I.P.)

>>150398538
yeah, of nonstop eating cock, ummmmm

>>150398579
you're the Texas felon?

7 hours of non stop Marlboro smoking

>>150398590
>eating cock
Le cock est mort, anon.

sorry guys i was eating grandma’s m&ms that she left stored in the jar downstairs

so what did mclel do again?

race week race week race week

>>150398364
>>150398390

6
days
14
hours
59
minutes
5
seconds

shhhhhh I slep

>>150398616
No. Who’s that

>>150398698
>MclarenWinsLol
I sleep. Motorsports is so fucking boring. I think its time to go back to playing Video games and reading Mangas

sleep is for the weak

>>150398748
>Mangas
What the fuck is man gas and how do you read it?

>>150398834
You gas jews and read their pain gestures

mangimi

>>150398857
germany hasn't done that in a long time

>>150398857
That sounds slightly antisemantic.

>remembered i still have chocolate almonds
im having a pretty good day

>>150398259
it is sunday thoughbeit

>>150398673
>eating Hersheys
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhheewewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>150398942
>photos taken moments before disaster

race week starts on the morning of the race

real race week has never been tried

>>150398992
What about qualifying though? Or fucking sprint "race"?

>>150398246 (OP)
>Gabriel Bortoleto backed for Cadillac F1 seat after standout rookie season
>sauce edhino
pffft lol lmao like theyre going to fall for this scam

>>150399023
technically not in race week

>>150399036
How can a so called sprint race not be in race week? That makes no sense.

>>150398280
Check out the big brain on on Brad!

>>150399051
isn't grug like 25?

>>150399051
imagine being that btfo by pat'o

bring back basic helmet designs

>>150398246 (OP)
>Kuwaiti investor aiming for 2027 F1 entry with Caterham name
Why? Can't come up with your own name?

>>150399293
Does he maybe own Caterham?

>>150399051
>Herta
How crash happy is he?

60th post

>>150399335
Maybe, but that doesn't answer my question.

>>150399531
61

>>150399590
To promote the company? Are you fucking retarded?

who is this caterham

qatar should buy it and rename it qatarham

pronounced cut her ham

>>150399694
they should rename it Lotus after a few years, out of spite

>>150399694
Is it true you guys pronounce it like cutter?

>>150399531
conglaturation

>>150399741
I pronounce it the same as "catarrh", but apparently the gutteries pronounce it more like "gutter"

>>150399373
Not much

>>150399741
i've heard it both ways in >our media but i usually pronounce it "shithole"

>>150399671
Calm down rajesh. 10 years ago the Caterham name was used for a backmarker F1 team and if I remember correctly the person who owned the name wasn't involved with the car company. I might be thinking of Lotus though.

I miss Jerez and I miss Nurburgring.

>>150399981
hereth

>>150399981
You will watch the F1 North-American Championship and you will enjoy it, anon. Yes, even the New Jersey street circus Quarter Airlines GP.

>>150399981
burgerking

i didn't know sharl was a member of the backstreet boys

gio the nazi
gimi

>>150400099
based gimi
gio digits chegged

>>150400044
Recently I've been getting the feeling that the boom in popularity F1 got from American netflix women is slowly starting to shrink. That plus how the world in general is feeling like it's starting to heal makes me wonder if normal F1 will be coming back shortly.

>>150398973
It is not

>>150400112
>makes me wonder if normal F1 will be coming back shortly.
It won't. Not as long as Liberty Media owns it.

>>150400112
>having hope
heh big mistake, kid

>>150400117
time zones don't exist, perfidious leaf

almost twelve (12) hours into RACEWEEK™

>>150400112
>That plus how the world in general is feeling like it's starting to heal

>>150400207
I mean, by the looks of it, Trump is terminally ill (congestive heart failure).
That is a promising start. Putin and Netanyahu aren't getting younger either. If we're lucky, Alonso will outlive them.

>>150400270
All three of them will live very long lives feasting off the blood of the young

>>150400290
what young? the birthrates are falling to such a degree even the price of cosmetics is going up

>>150400290
Where are they supposed to get the young now that Epstein's gone?

>>150400270
the fucking water in the tank is hot
do you know how much raw ass heat is needed to do that?
we are turbo fucked beyond who is top monkey

>>150400308
africa

non whites

and whites

>>150400522
Japanese are white.
And Hamilton is at least half white.

I hope redbull has figured out something to make the car not as ass, but it'll get negated by yet another wet race that doesn't actually happen anyway.

will leopost in 30 bings

playing cities skylines

playing the sims (2000)

>>150400746
kino soundtrack

Was at a wedding yesterday.
On my table there were two kids (~10yo), their father told me that they are really into F1.
I asked them who they're rooting for. They said Lando Norris.
I said, I'm more of a Verstappen guy.
One of the kids started to cry, the other just walked away.

Humanity is doomed.

>>150400778
I love the piano music
Those zoomers with their lo-fi music when they study, I have Sims calming piano soundtrack

>>150400522
>>150400535
>>150400683

>>150400800
i wound up a brit at my work about hamilton so much she referred it to HR

*faps*
awwwww yeaaaaa

>>150400844
>she

Women in the workplace.

>>150400800
>One of the kids started to cry, the other just walked away.
You are such an evil man, anon.

FILTHY RAT

>>150401048
>reading is now erotic

>>150401078
It is when you are doing it naked

>>150400917
I mean it better be me talking to them about F1 than the priest raping them.
They'll be fine

>>150401089
I'm typic this post while being naked. you are involved in an involuntary erotic act as I reply to your post

>>150400903
ME PAJEO COMO UN REY JAJAJAJA

OH SHIT

>>150401119
You’re going back Paco
>>150401176
@gork is this real???/

>>150400112
STRAWSCHLEIFE MENTIONED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyoNhTehRM

>>150401119
basedo

I am not going to doompost

I won’t doompost either, but I will coompost

>>150400683
it's been over an hour

>>150401405
There was >>150400987, >>150401000, >>150401009, anon.

>>150401412
pardon me, i'll see myself out

>>150401191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uaU8o2BBd8
Do you happen to still have it on your PC? I thought for sure I had it but I guess I lost it at some point. I checked my dad's PC as well and he actually deleted it from his AC track list lel

>>150401483
yeah of course, if you want I can upload them to a transfer site, just dont know which one cause anonfiles went down

>>150401681
https://litterbox.catbox.moe
Try this, it's what I use. Although the file might end up being too big

>Kuwaiti investor aiming for 2027 F1 entry with Caterham name
I'm getting deja vu lads, this isn't gonna end well

>>150401721
what did he mean by this?

>>150401741
i have been drunkenly playing ron casual lobbies for half a day

>>150401788
why isn't this daniel ricciardo backing up.webm?

>>150401704
https://litter.catbox.moe/ssspmwc9lrtqqmph.7z

>>150401800
the file system only works when i remember where shit is

did they really need to have crofty and brundle during the racing scenes in the movie, its awful.

>>150401808
yeah alright, i'm also slightly drunk

>>150401820
>slightly
fix that shit
double time

>>150401828
i'm on my fifth beer and i've got to be up at 5am
believe me i'd like to get trashed but it's very inadvisable

also, formula one

>>150401842
>fifth beer
oh you poor thing

>>150401864
i did quite a bit of drinking before the beer
but now it's time for sleep, get thee behind me Satan

>>150401803
Epic thanks bro

>>150401880
oh ill get behind you bud dont worry

>>150399061
Brett ackshually

>>150401864
Beer is good hehe

i long for the sip to intoxication ratio of beef to make sense
f1 related of course because f1 is about optimizing

:D

:)

:|

:(

:,(

Gooning in zone 2 is a completely new experience

https://youtu.be/-6Zbe9u49VU
my honest resction

Now I don’t hate Hamilton.
I think he’s pretty cool.
Granted he’s not the best.
Gone are the days of his prime years.
Even he probably knows that.
Regardless, he’s OK.

>>150402195
kwab

>>150402207
Works on my machine

>>150402207
dumb phoneposter

>>150402207
why willingly show yourself being kwabbed

>>150402207
XD

>>150402214
>>150402218
>>150402226
>>150402233
bitch

>>150402261
what you watching there mon

>>150402268
>>150402194

i didny eat the chocolate almonds
its bad

>>150402261
>Chromebook
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150402316
is hp tho
its got the gaymen shit inside they said

>>150402326
oh my mistake mon

>>150402328
i got ricin in this bitch
or so the sticker says

>>150401483
Already gone...

>>150401803
>>150402422

its not race week
go to bed

juju status?

ok i will, as long as (you) admit that caracals aren’t undersea creatures

>>150402606
she has grown breasts and is menstruating

Netherlands next

>>150402945
Dutch ass mmmmmm

>>150402606
Walled harder than Senna and Greg Moore combined

>>150402997
thoughts?

>>150403000
so you are telling me that the japs were rigging her races in japan and once she made the jump to yuropoor racing she was exposed as fuck

>>150403012
No, I'm telling you that she's past her peak attractiveness and it's only downhill from here

>>150403023
she still looked plenty qt in the last pic I saw, anyway she will have to marry tsunoda for maximum eff juan points or maybe she will wait for iwasa to make his debut

>>150400800
Based

what am i in for?

>>150403090
blacks and women

>>150403090
is tpb safe to use nowdays? I remember hearing it was full of shady shit and whatnot

>>150403094
and they said that it wasn't F1 accurate

>>150403118
its alright if you look at the uploader and the files inside the torrents, aka use common sense

or just use ext dot to, 1337, or rutracker, eztv for tv shows

>>150403028
Here's a real time view of her looks

>>150400800
You idiot, that was Zak Brown and his drivers.

You can yeet one team from the grid.
Who, and why?

>>150403163
Hass

>>150403163
Probably a backfield like Williams or alpine or something. I don't have a particular team in mind, but if I'm getting rid of one it might as well be one of the ones with little to no impact.

>>150403163
VCARB. They add nothing of value to the grid.

>>150403167
Why not Ferarri or MacLaren? Or Torro Roso?

>>150403153
kek

>>150403202
>Ferarri or MacLaren
Legacy and are actually trying to compete
>Minardi
The only team that regularly gives us some rookies

>>150403163
Cadillac

>>150400800
>One of the kids started to cry
KWAB

>>150400683
>>150400987
>>150401000
>>150401009
based

Charles Leclerc creates an unrealistic beauty standard for men

Junior series happenings:
>Hauger clinches the Indy NXT title with 1 round to go
Hauger is a good driver but too dependant on driving cars that fit his driving style
>22 year old Abbi Pulling gets her first GB3 podium while Ninovic solidifies his lead
This would be impressive if her teammates weren't Pradel and Ninovic

>>150403546
It's not about looks, just bee funny and yourself

Dutch Rawe Ceek

>>150403546
why do you care, you don't have to rape him.

IT'S F1 ACADEMY WEEK Y'ALL

>>150402997
YES

>>150403614
Kwab they can't even afford some lesbian art school dropout to make a poster and had to use AI

Reminder 4chan fined by UK $20000 / day for not complying with Online Safety Act to Protect Kids

reminder 4chan is a CIA asset

>>150403614
Why are they using tranny colours?

bank holiday breakfast beer

>>150403661
Based
Hope they shut down this cesspool

>>150403661
>Getting fined by the UK
Kwab what are they gonna do, send coppers to japan?

>>150403661
Not £20k a day, £20k base fine plus "daily penalties". Not that 4chan's going to pay it anyway
>A lawyer representing the online message board 4chan says it won't pay a proposed fine by the UK's media regulator as it enforces the Online Safety Act.
>According to Preston Byrne, managing partner of law firm Byrne & Storm, Ofcom has provisionally decided to impose a £20,000 fine "with daily penalties thereafter" for as long as the site fails to comply with its request.
>"Ofcom's notices create no legal obligations in the United States," he told the BBC, adding he believed the regulator's investigation was part of an "illegal campaign of harassment" against US tech firms.
>Ofcom has declined to comment while its investigation continues.
>"4chan has broken no laws in the United States - my client will not pay any penalty," Mr Byrne said.
b-b-b-based

>>150403661
Fuck kids

>>150403704
no don't do that

inb4 the UK finds hiroshimoot negligent and orders his extradition from Japan to the UK

>>150403704
>>150403709
UK rape gangs trials explained in two sentences:

>>150403704
ToT

>>150403546
I know right

Waiting. Patiently.

How you doing? I read on x that the fia was considering to cancel the race because of the rain

>>150404116
>European race
>any rain
It will be like Moscow in the 50s

>>150403614
>rain
>f1womyn
how many deaths?

>>150403020
>Netherlands next

>>150404222
>meontheleft.webm
looking good, buddy

>>150404222
She's dating Jake Paul btw

>>150404268
lucky gal!

>>150404284
England is his city

>>150403661
And Google owes the russian government more money that has ever existed.
I'm not joking

>>150404284
That's Jonah Hill

hate F1

>>150398246 (OP)
what is kuwait

>>150404377
The name "Kuwait" itself is the diminutive form of Kut, indicating a small fortress, referring to a small fortress built on the coastline in the region

>>150404422
what is a name
what is a form
what is a fortress
what is a coastline
what is a region

>>150404466
What is a man?

>>150404565
What is a woman?

>RBR is trying to let in a literally who driver that never had the raw nepotism to pay his way into a seat in F2
F1 is literally dead thanks alot sports drink company

>>150404605
Man but softer on touch

jajajajajaja

>>150404662
>another year
>another Palou to RB rumour
It's all so tiresome

>>150404662
I've been saying that Red Bull should get the chicken man

>>150404605
Women is a trip, uncle funkle

Ready for lap 1 embarrassment

>>150404695
how do I develop a neck like an F1 driver without the use of specialist equipment

>>150404728
Have you seen the luchadore videos of that?

>>150404708
Move to Antwerp

>>150404708
Lando does it by moving his head up and down on a cylindrical object.

>>150404662
Palou bros... we won

>>150404797
his neck

>>150402261
why you got a rapedemon on the top right?

>>150404876
don't ask questions

Why doesn't Hadjar find a nice North African girl to bring to the races?

>>150404268
That's one of the most disappointing things I've read in a while.

>>150405070
They're not just dating, they're engaged

>>150405083
MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP

>>150405083
Engaged in what?

Imagine the following
>you're in a public place by yourself
>a couple's next to you
>you mind your own business, just sitting, waiting for a bit
>the man in the couple starts acting sort of like a puppy asking for attention from his gf
>is kinda funny and pathetic, you keep watching
>the man starts being a bit more desperate
>you hear him say things similar to what Norris' leaked DMs looked like
>the woman is busy on her laptop, barely paying attention to his bf
>the man starts getting kissing her on her head, on her neck, on her arms, on her hands
>you no longer find it funny, but sad
>you can't keep watching
>you're watching a kid (figuratevely) desperate for pussy like if it were his first gf
>the woman still won't even look at him
Wouldn't you leave that place and go somewhere else to cleanse your mind from the pathetic performance that happened before you? The likes can only be rivaled by Norris' post race interviews
or Hamilton's statements in Budapest? I would, and I did.

>>150405188
but I didn't see that happen

>>150405226
Imagine you did. Visualize it just like the drivers visualize the circuits.

>>150405295
>temples pretty bare
>front hairline still pristine

thank fuck it's not happening to me, atleast not that way (pic rel will be me in 30 years)

>>150405188
I'd probably just call (Norris) a faggot

>>150403000
Why doesn't Tina get ride of that ugly gass barista bun I will never know

>>150405398
for real, she's hot with her hair down

>>150404102
ummmmm, i like roberto

>>150403622
>geen toegang met loslopende honden
>no access with unleashed dogs

>>150405458
gay

>>150400099
Why are they laughing at him?

>>150400558
Incorrect.

How arw Mclel and prince george going to cope when max goes on a winning streak starting this weekend and gets the wdc?

ummmmm,is oscar on the new front suspension or is he in the old one??

>>150405664
What upgrades are Red Bull bringing?

Do you think Robots can replace the entire pitwall and pitcrew? F1 related because Toyota used to have an F1 team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYwekersccY

Why is /f1/ so dead?

>>150405664
They will just wait for you to wake up

>>150406027
what if they dont wake up

>>150406035
Then anon gets to enjoy max's 5th consecutive WDC in a row

>>150406008
Everyone is watching F1 movie

>>150398246 (OP)
>ma
>di
>wo
>do
>vr
>za
>zo
>madiwodovrzazo
Sounds like a polish or czech name

>>150405649
We have a long history of the Japanese being considered white.
And take a good look at Hamilton's mother (if you can stomach it).

>>150406075
>Everyone that watched the F1 movie died right after
Fix'd that for you.

>>150406118
Is it worse than Lando's mum?

>>150406118
No we don't.

>>150406128
>No we don't.
We do.

Nothing ever happens

>>150406126
Significantly worse.

>>150406144
They are just as white as Indians.

>>150406118
>>150406160
Just looks like a standard old lady to me, nothing particularly horrifying

>>150406168
You're not making any sense. We all know Indians are red-skinned.

>>150406197
>standard old lady
>nothing particularly horrifying
That's because you're a Brit. Your standards are twisted.

>>150406150
how does somebody dominate a spec series with identical cars like this? can f1 even hope to restrain him from destroying the sport if he ends up in a halfway decent car?

>>150406207
and japs are brown.

>>150406224
I'm sorry if our sexagenarians aren't sexy enough for you

>>150406236
He is a genius at racing. His tire and fuel management is so far above everyone else that it makes spec racing unfair

>>150406248
They aren't though, unless mixed with some SEA jeans.

>>150406262
i heckin' love tyre and fuel saving and budget caps and safety, maybe we can replace the tyre walls with exposed red brick

>>150406150
prediction:
max p3 wdc
palou p8 wdc

>>150406150
imagine being retarded enough there's a chance even

you think*

>>150406299
Sex

you twink**

>>150404662
>4 time indycar champion linked to a redbull seat
hmm its like I heard this story already...

>>150398748
Long love endurances with my wife Chino

>>150406236
>identical cars
Spec series are a meme. Teams are still a defining factor in Indy, just like they are in F2.

>Sebastian Vettel warns of 2014 repeat as parts of 2026 regulations "don't make sense", calls for V10 return over costly hybrids in F1
But what if it is on purpose though?
To give a boost for the silver team.

>>150406692
>To give a boost for the silver team.
There's literally no incentive for FIA/LibertyM to boost Mercedes anymore, now that their "golden child" Sir Lewis is at Ferrari.

>>150406775
Andrea Kimi Antonelli is the new golden child.

>>150406853
In what world?

>>150406853
He's shit

>>150406879
Max was shit too.

>>150407005
Max was fast and crash happy, but NARG is slow and boring

>>150407016
He already has 1 pole and 1 podium.

>>150407038
>1 pole
liar

>>150407038
Consistency is the name of the game.

>>150406775
truth

>>150407057
in his bum

>>150407487
Too skinny

Why does it feel like every race this season have all been identical?
It's like the same story just plays out, all the time.

Every race just ends on a whimper. There's no... 'spice' to the races. It all just feels rather bland.

I honestly I'm not feeling hungry for F1 after a summer break and that's never been the case before, even in 2023.

>>150406224
>Ynr when it used to be cold enough to wear gloves

Feels like it's been years I even felt the need to wear a coat. A light jacket does the job nowadays.

Palou to vcarb, he aint going to the main team

>>150407771
then he shouldnt do it

>>150407735
the global is warming

>>150399157
no

>>150405188
no

>>150406366
no

how muchs is palou making? i saw a pic posted, i think here, of the top paid drivers in nascar, indy and f1, and the nascar guy was making 3 times what the indy guy was making, herta i think it was, around 7 mill iirc

Ironing clothes in 30C heat

>>150407859
the iron needs to be hotter than that

>>150407829
Ok, don't imagine it, conceptualize it.

im not bias, jejej, and palou to redbull makes snse, if he fails, you lose nothing, your team is already total chaos, you give both hadjar and linbad time

>>150398246 (OP)
>Netherlands next

>>150407972
Of course, one can't simply stop being a racist

>>150408057
>implying there are any Dutch people left in Amsterdam

>>150408068
So dutch guys dont actually have massive dongs?

>>150407879
cuddles please

>>150407879
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150408057
that level of promiscuity is disgusting, straight or gay

>>150408711
ufff

>>150408711
Grim

>>150408182
get over here and I'll show ya you poof

Wtf is this AI mode on google search. I keep accidentally clicking on it

Patricija Keita Stalidzane, professional racing driver and certified operator of pleasure?

>>150401803
can you post it again, the link doesn't work for me :(

Monday's almost over lads, which means that Friday is just around the corner. What's the expectation for the swampgerman GP?

>>150409343
slurppppppp

>>150407879
ping wet

>>150409637
this

>>150406150
>red bull is panicking so hard to try and keep max beyond next year that they're googling "racing champion" and asking people if they want to drive with max
Lmao. He's still going to switch to whoever has the fastest car in 2027.

one day closer to F1
one day closer to death

I love women

>>150409734
So does Tina Hausmann

>>150409343
>Monday's almost over lads, which means that Friday is just around the corner.
Monday you can fall apart.
Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart.
Thursday doesn't even start.
It's Friday, I'm in love.

>>150409765
she is kind of ugly, but still she is atll, has good genes

>>150410268
>she is atll
Adult T-cell Leukemia?

>>150410291
tall* why are you like this?

>>150410324
>tall* why are you like this?
Because I'm German. We're all tall.

>>150409734
me too anon

>>150410412
do blacks use black toilet paper?

>>150410450
Yes, because it provides the necessary contrast to their white shit.

>>150409394
achievable natty?

>>150410956
I'll let you know in a year or two

>page 4
You're relenting too much, anons.

>>150411495
i would post more if you were chill
you did his to yourself

>>150411495
calm down

YouはShock

>>150408057
bit too gay there estifren

>>150411550
Never!

>>150410450
black people use bidets to wash their ass. in fact it's rather distasteful for white people to not wash their asses after taking a shit

>>150411644
>use bidets to wash their ass.
That's the French.

>>150411644
>use bidets to wash their ass
i always thought that it was for washing your feet

NORPIAVER

Imagine (You) being exited of this """"""""""""Race"""""""""""""

>>150411753
PIANOR(whoever didn't shit their car with the latest "upgrades")

>>150411703
>washing your feet
If you need to wash your feet after taking a shit, anon, you really need to work on your physical coordination.

F1 is dead
lock the thread mods

>>150411888
who said anything about taking a shit, i meant in general, if you had dirty feet you would stand there and wash them
i never used it, and recently we had it removed from our bathroom
kinda sad, i kinda liked i, i would let my clothes there when i was taking a shower

>>150411880
NORPIA because McLaren rig this for Norris though. Australia are the biggest cucks for F1 they will never win a WDC ever again

>there are people itt that have no appreciation for the bidet
Absolutely barbaric.
How can you not comprehend the value for washing your ass after shitting, you filthy animals

>>150411986
I dont want to have anal sex with Americans

>>150412003
>tf
>tp

>>150411919
>who said anything about taking a shit
That's when people use bidets.

>>150412052
i don't even take a shit when i don't have to. live like a windrammer as i fuck

>>150412110
he operated in england

what happens if the dutch gp is another slurp fest? is it over?

thingken of minardi

Should I wait two more weeks until Checo's announcement?

>>150412110
Our Hero..........

>>150412274
How well known is The Dragon in your country?

>>150412213
IT'S
SUCH
A
LONG
WAY
DOOOOOOOOWN

LOST BOYS LOST BOYS LOST BOYS

>>150412205
>if

I haven't watched a full race this year since like the 3rd race.

>>150412401
I envy you.

>>150412401
I think I'm at 6 right now, wish it was less.

>>150412401
I have watched zero full races in years because you all post lust provoking images to distract me

i watched all races so far

>>150412648
why are they shooting ian

It ain't over till it's over.

>>150412909
https://youtu.be/lzEctvL0vrg?t=187

we need to go through the threads faster i cant be looking at my posts from yesterday

>>150413170
that's your own fault

>>150413208
maybe

30 mins or less or the next post is free

>>150413708
>the next post is free
Posts in here are always chained, mate.

>>150412401
I've watched every "race" in full, and most of the practices and qualifying.

>>150413722
https://youtu.be/xwTPvcPYaOo

Our trashy pop star is officially gold-digging the Spaniard nigga-messi. Feels bad, man.

big hunger + thinkang about what to eat tomorrow lads

>>150413777
>trashy pop star
Who?
>the Spaniard nigga-messi
Who?

>>150413777
which one of these dysgenic brown people races in formula 1 or its associated feeder series?

>>150413832
sosage

*stops your gooning*

>>150414108
But why and how?

>>150414213
gooning depletes F1 enjoyment ability
elven magic

Despise your lack of Loyalty
Despise your lack of Love
Find it unbelievable
Betray My sense of Blood
Yearn for blind obedience
A Sign from Above
A Golden Opportunity
For Madness in The Voice of God

ITS ONLY MONDAYY

>>150412943
WILLIAMS SURGE INCOMING

one of you want to go to work for me tomorrow we can rub some mayonnaise on you nobody will know

>>150414108
silly elf valkyrie
my gooning only intensifies now

poast

I WALK A LONELY ROAD
>tfw ive sniffed these trees

ded to mclelllll

r a c e
w
e
e
k

NETHERLANDS NEXT

>>150416419
what is that

>>150416452
a post with the text "NETHERLANDS NEXT" indicating the upcoming Formula 1 Grand Prix is in the Netherlands
and a picture of a completely normal publication sold in that country

>>150416496
you keep your secrets then
you know whats strange

>not a sprint week
I sleep

>>150411928
TAKE MY SOUL NORPIA

found the toaster anon
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756133698924647.webm

The quality of posts tonight is very high

(yep)
(ayy)
(yep)
(one)

I think therefore gimi

>>150412401
Silverstone was good.

>5 hours sleep
I hate being a sensitive sleeper. Even the tiniest temperature increase destroys my life

>live in a wildfire-prone area
>have high winds and lightning tonight
Races for this feel?

>>150417153
Jeddah 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tor5MokvxG0

/SP/ BAN IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S RHACE CHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I wish gran turismo 4 was able to handle standing starts. That game is still great but I hate all the rolling starts

Wife material

>>150417465
>ultra rich person holiday, unlimited resources+access
>just go to a luxury globohomo hotel and take pictures to prove you went there
ultra NPC mode

>>150417465
He eats ass

night crew
slow crew

>>150417465
*braps*

>>150417485
I mean its safer compared to what some billionares do during their holidays
>exotic safari in some african shithole
>submarine expeditions in remote places
>do weird shit in one of their sekirt clubs

>>150417582
Skiing with a gopro mount on your helmet
Rolling your snowmobile
Helicopters in general

>>150417612
>>150417612
shoemaker
kobe
and who else?

>>150417650
ken block

>>150417658
Rip Ken and hoonigan. Thankfully he died before it got sold to a fucking rim company and turned into a turd factory. But maybe it wouldn't have been sold if he hadn't sick tricked himself to death.

>>150417582
>>150417612
Segwaying offroad next to a cliff
Biking in Atlanta
Golfing near a bee

>>150417650
I was actually talking about McRae as a racing related example

>>150417715
that bee is a hero tb h

How juicy will dutch gp be I wonder? I am expecting a tasty treat of a sunday, perhaps wtih a mouth watering qualifying upset.

Imagine driving race cars for a living and then dying on your holiday. I'd kill myself out of embarrassment.

>>150417650
That one rally driver who went full retard when flying a helicopter

>>150417935
I'm hungry for a stomach churning spectacle, a dish best served on Sundays (zo).

/biz/ idea: we wake up Michael Schumacher, he's slept enough, he will be fine

>>150418177
where can i find the leaked pictures of his vegetative state?

>>150418177
Counter idea: we don't do that and spare him the sight of modern F1 and his son's career.

>>150418189
If such pictures exist I'm surprised I've never seen them here

>we may never see a shitter rookie of this magnitude ever again
grimi

>>150418201
not just modern f1 but this gay world in general where 5th wave of feminism is mainstream, toddlers grow up with ipads, kids want to become youtubers, troons troonin out, his brother is openly gay.... he'd probably wake up just to have a heart attack and pass on.

>Use Asahi logo for work
>Crave a fresh, light beer with a crisp dry taste reminiscent of some northern German beers at 12pm
Race for this feel? Also what does "dry" mean for beers?

>>150418408
Means that it is not as sweet
>Race for this feel?
Any McLel 1-2 race

>>150418408
>Also what does "dry" mean for beers?
I think it just means all the sugar has been turned to alcohol so its not sweet at all

Official https://x.com/Cadillac_F1/status/1960303622308167898

BREAKING: Valtteri Bottas and Sergio Perez will race for Cadillac Formula 1 Team in 2026!

>>150418559
>>150418559
>Le designated number 2 team

>>150418559
>>150418550
KWAB: THE TEAM

>>150418559
Bottas really needs to get rid of that mustache

>>150418550
IT'S THAT HECKING KEANU REEVES??!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msb6bnen4ug
Latest Edd

>>150418569
Who is more KWAB?
>Cadillac
>Drugbitch and Shitmacher

>>150418592
>Shitmacher
His media campaign for the seat was annoying and everyone knew he was a shitter

Digits and you buy cadillac escalade

>>150418559
SCHUMIbros........

>>150418627
rolling for 77 and buying a cadillac cap instead to support the eldercare team

>>150418559
they will be racing HARD against the 107% rule which will not matter since it will be overlooked 100%

CadiCHADS rise up, who’s Day 1 here?

checobros... we're going home

>>150418655
>>150418627
you now own your personal toddler/puppy/cat crusher

inb4 Cadillac pulls a 2009 and Bottas becomes a champion

>>150418685
Too small

>>150417991
Mcrae?

>>150418691
faster acceleration, so you don't end up with those "one that got away" situations

>>150418693
yeah

>>150418697
RIP to a real one

>>150418408
>Also what does "dry" mean for beers?
Same as wine, the opposite of sweet

>>150418550
>>150418559
Absolute keks.
Day 1 Cadibro here

>>150418550
>>150418559
>Perez and Bottas
Damn, i'd rather take Druggo and Migg instead

>>150418550
>>150418559
live gimi reaction:

>Ferrari engines
kWAB

Earth will not survive mexican-finnish alliance

>>150418559
now this will be fun

I wanted Hulk to outlast those faggots :-(

>>150418559
>two old frauds
and who is their team principal, gunther steiner? because it sounds like his idea

>>150418689
If Caddy pulls a Brawn Poorez would be the one to clinch it. Buttass is pretty good in qualy laps but his race pace is abysmal as fuck. Poorez' pace isn't much better either, but is at least passable.

will poorez or cuckass be #1 driver?

>>150418559
>Nü team
>washed out midfielders
Even the Apex prop cars will laps them

>two #2 drivers

So ambitious!

>>150418559
This will be the measuring stick to compare shamilton and amx. Although it depends on the car, if its heavily biased towards one driver the comparison is moot

bottas vs perez h2h will be a fun yardstick stat wise

Drugovich bros... its over.

>>150418785
bottas 24-0 in qualy
checo 24-0 in race

>>150418711
This essential viewing for the Caddy lore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMNSXFpi4Ig

>>150418786
>>150418786
>>150418786

>>150418559
VALE_ULTRAS WE ARE SO BACK

>>150418550
I love how they chose the 2 typical number 2, it's gonna be a rivalry for the ages, they're both gonna fight to be the best number 2