Thread 150400542

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cubkekees

>>150400542 (OP)
This is incane!

[insert your team name here]

Mets :)

SIT DOWN

If Coors Field is supposed to be a hitter's paradise, how come there hasn't been some 600+ home run, career .300+ hitter player that's come from that org?

>>150400585
>This is incane!
Cane's

>>150400602
how close did larry walker and todd helton come

>>150400602
Hitler's paradise, you misunderstood

oof!

I've had the phrase 'poodrepaco' in my head for about the past three days
/mlb/ has certainly left an impression

>>150400602
They only play half their games in Coors, they struggle to hit outside it.

>>150400610
both had over .300 career BA, but their home runs are about in the mid 200s-mid 300s range

>>150400588
i think your team is alright

>>150400617
it wouldn't happen, but it would be pretty crazy if the dodgers somehow fail to break 90 wins and end up missing the postseason because of it.

>>150400617
kek doyerpacos

>prodoyer fag
>says o algo
>prodoyerfag
>seethes about politics
chikaner exposed himself again

>>150400616
no, that's idaho

>>150400639
that's something the poodres would do

>Ohtani misses games after the rockies own him
>dodgers start winning again
>Muncy misses games
>season implodes
And people will say Ohtani is the most valuable player on the Dodgers, let alone the National League

>>150400658
it won't happen to them because the Padres have had a .622 record since July 4th, which is a 100 win pace

>>150400617
>they laughed at the yams/may on the hill pasta
>dodgers have been objectively shit to watch most of the season
spring training '26 can't come too soon

>>150400670
to be fair, quite a few of those losses were on days yams was on the hill.

Ohtani has 2.2x has many bases as Muncy. Just in terms of sheer volume of his contributions, he deserves to be in the MPV conversation. And it's not Ohtani's fault that some retard headbutted Muncy's knee.

>>150400655
That retard doesn’t watch American sports. He just wants to shill /int/ memes, even admitted and claimed /sp/ is a colony of /int/ because MUH FLAGS

>>150400680
THROUGH NO FAULT OF YAMS NOR MAY

>>150400686
He admitted that he used /brit/ which iykyk

Grish’d

yankees are absolutely dicking down the red sox. aurafarming the red sox. giving the red sox 5 BIG BOOMS

>Walker Buehler
>Dustin May
When will the Red Sox learn?

>dodgers go sub .500 since July 1st and by the end of the season could manage to be on the border of missing the playoffs all together
>dodgers fans won't notice because they beat the padres so they'll just go "THAT'S HOW WE DO, DEY NOT LIKE US, KISS DA RANGZ"

/cum/ chads ww@?

>>150400700
theyll still lose

>>150400711
reporting

>>150400684
Muncy wouldn't have to play 3rd every day, minimizing the chance someone would headbutt his knee, and when he returned from his knee injury wouldn't have to overwork himself playing 3rd every day again only to strain himself immediately if he could take rest days as a DH.

Mariners won that ballgame btw.

Alright everyone, let's go to Yankee Stadium!

i feel pretty tonight! :)

>>150400744
good luck tomorrow, brothers. tomorrow is the preview of the people's world series. Padres vs Mariners!

>>150400734
He's not overworking himself. He's barely playing at all. Just sitting on his fat ass. If it wasn't Muncy on third, somebody else in his position would have been injured instead. It was just bad luck. You are making a huge stretch to push your narrative.

which one of you is this?

>>150400696
No I don’t know. And I don’t want to know. I don’t care for non American sports. They can blow it out their asses.

>>150400686
he's a doyer fag, just archive search "o algo" and it's obvious

>>150400785
Zoomers out

When did doyerpacos get so obsessed with mid muncy? He’s not even that good, is it just to force a meme?

>>150400797
he says it to mock any latinx on here. we’ve all seen his picture

>>150400617
This is nuts.

>>150400806
They did the same with Justin Turner

>>150400814
What’s the difference between muncyfags and turniebros?

>>150400843
Turner was actually good on the Dodgers and then dropped off

uh oh

dead genny

>>150400785
That's metsboricua

>>150400670
>you now remember when doyerpacos lied about it being a falseflag

ROMAN DINGER
ITS OUT OF THE BALLPARK

>>150400911
>i knew it wasn't a falseflag because i was the poster
feels amazing to be right all the time desu

>>150400925
Why?

>slow thread during a Boston vs. NYY game
Doyerchads really do run this genny

>>150400947
>18 teams make the playoffs
MLS is such a joke

>>150400947
this is a good omen, if FC ends up winning, it is a sign the SD sports curse is broken and the Padres WILL win the world series

>>150400947
what exactly is wrong with this doyerpaco?

my cf impact

>>150400806
Muncy is a good value otherwise he would be gone. And He hasn't been the same since his elbow injury.

>>150400814
Justin Turner was a stud for the dodgers. He was good for .300 avg with a .400 obp most years and would do that with decent power. He also was better defensively than Muncy.
Muncy is a poor man's adam dunn at this point with his 3 outcomes.

>>150400915
Why is it 0-5?

based make 'em work for it, umpies

>>150400973
Moco-chan, you had a long weekend performing in front of your fans. Please get some rest.

>>150400997
Yes he was. He would always bootyblast my Padres and I didn't like it

>>150400970
Manfred reads these threads, don't give him any ideas please

>>150400966
Doyerjannies* really do ruin* this genny. Sorry for typos.

>>150401014
go away fuwawa

>>150401036
>retard machine still can't spell words right
yawn

>>150401023
Expand MLB to 32 teams. 4 divisions of 8 teams and the top 4 go to playoffs. It would be perfect.

>>150401001
its over

>>150401053
stankeedoo ‘em??

Red Sox are still in this you assholes

>>150401001
he was a ghost batter. ghost batter homeruns count for 0 runs

>>150401077
true, however, fuck boston sports

what's in your wallet?

Nathaniel Lowe really is the only thing preventing me from planting a timebomb in the red sox clubhouse

Yankees need to get those runs back and then some.

>>150401130
wow these are so realistic. please make more

too bad, they were just getting hot

>>150401178
They just needed more time.

Was the whole point of switching pitchers there just so ESPN can fit in an extra ad break?

>only matchup in the Padres Mariners series to look forward to is not until wednesday(Yu vs Woo)
lame!

>>150401185
don’t give manfred any ideas now

>>150401185
They didn't want Caballero to face the lefty

>wells is so good at framing, with his hands
well no shit?

Why don’t they say the team scored x amount of rans when describing a game that happened yesterday?

>>150401225
They’re called runsed I’m the past tense, dummy

>>150401178
Are they going to make their interim manager full time going into next season? It seem the team responded well after they fired Bud Black.

We call Roman Anthony "The Roman Empire". Should we call Romy Gonzalez "The Romy Dynasty"?

>>150401036
/r/ing Yankees and Jest please.

Those pitches were so far outside of the zone, and yet he swung at them.

Why is it a home run when the away team hits it? Should be called a visitor run around

>>150401263
Delightfully devilish

>>150401130
>he's still too retarded to figure it out
>>150401128
figure it out idiot, stop wasting our time

>>150401254
Roman Anthony will be the MLB version of Roman Reigns

If you swing the bat when the pitcher throws to first do you get a strike? I mean, you don’t get a ball if you don’t swing.

Let’s say there’s a runner in first. If you throw a pitch so high in the air on a trajectory to the plate that the runner has time to tag every base and home before the ball lands, is it a steal?

>>150401274
*acknowledged*

COSTANZA!

>>150401303
it would be 3 stolen bases

>>150401265
Back in them days they used to have a second team run the bases at the visiting teams home stadiums or else the runs didn’t actually count. This all ended when Kenesaw Mountain Landis invented the radio in 1913.

>>150401263
The top of boston's lineup looks like contenders but the bottom is a mess

>>150401315
Let’s say there’s two strikes and two outs and after the runner crosses the plate, the batter swings for the third out, does the run count?

>>150401279
no

>>150401322
not even shiggy George at the plate

>>150401325
it would not count

>the raping blob
Don’t let him rape YOU, America.

grisham gives me nick swisher vibes for some reason

If you hit a fly ball and the outfielder catches it, then has a heart attack before he can throw it in, is the hitter out?

I can't wait for NFL to start and we can stop pretending we still care about boreball

>>150401335
The bobblehead people are sitting on a goldmine. I wonder if they know

>>150401351
if the ball stays in the glove, yeah

Nick Swisher is no Teddy Black and Mild

>>150401351
He has to make a football move before his heart beat stops or else no it doesn’t count as an out

>>150401351
yes

>>150401322
i seriously hope you guys don't do that

They should get rid of the outfield wall and put a moat back there so the outfielders could make wild diving catches and the Mets fans could see the players bulges

>>150401357
>seething about ape collide on /mlb/ for two days straight
Have a shiggy, have two.

Ben Rice can be my gf's hall pass

Why can’t the pitcher bounce the ball into the strike zone like cricket?

>>150401380 because your mom is a whore

>>150401372
boy, do I have the sport for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrd4rGoRYFo

>>150401384
that doesn’t sound right at all

>>150401389
i looked it up. it's in the rulebook

>>150401395
no, you’re a liar.

Bregmanstein

Anthony Vorpal blade

>>150401380
would appreciate the crossover

>>150401395
Arguing skanks and escorts? YEEEERRRRRRR OUTTAHERE

>>150401380
Its a metaphor for the pursuit of freedom

Every team should be like Yankees where they have no names above the jersey numbers and they only have home and visiting jerseys. No city connect, 3rd alternate jersey, or anything like that.

We really have no answer to Devin fucking Williams?

>>150401455
He threw story three meatballs right down central and he couldn’t connect.

>>150401451
Wearing another man's name on your back is the most effeminate thing in the world. Non-Yanks might as well all castrate themselves

>>150401485
But if I wear a #8 jersey, how will you know its for Berra or Dickey?

Threadly reminder

i wear #69

>>150401492
Oh, he doesn’t know that the yankees still sell jerseys with the players’ names on the back, regardless

>>150401492
I'll just ask, with the yankees, everyone's a friend you haven't met yet.

and that'll do it

Much needed insurance run

what does it mean to stankee doo someone?

what the fuck is the point of a reliever that throws softer than league average for a starter
just give me some generic latin nigga that throws heat

lets go yankees

>>150401504
no one cares doyerpaco

Hey, the Yankees got both of those runs back that they gave up when they tried to lose earlier by leaving Rodon in too long to walk the bases loaded.

>>150401504
reminder that they've lead the NL west for multiple games this season, in fact, are tied for lead of NL west currently

>>150401517
Can see them at the stadium right now in fact. The Yankees former name fag isn’t that bright tbqh.

>>150401504
your team will lose to the cincinnati reds in the wildcard

yankeebros saving face tonight

>>150401504
Chadres will still win the division

>>150401504
Poodrepacos absolutely mindfucked you for those three total days they had first this year lmao.

>>150401504
why are doyerpacos like this?

I just found lint inside my bellybutton for the first time in my life

>>150401504
Everyone cares doyerchad

>all this cope posting
I don’t think anything could possibly be funnier than the dodgers losing the NL west to the padres at this point. The seeth would be outrageous, jannies would have to shut down the entire board.

>>150401567
what'd it taste like?

>>150401567
You need to be 18 years of age or older to be here, little man

>>150401567
F

>>150401504
reminder that pacos are so fragile that losing first place in the division for even one day spurred them to rush out and create AI slop to cope?

Don’t forget that the brewers lost a series to the jints

>>150401577
I don’t know, I just dug it out and left it on the floor. I’m guessing lint?

imagine your team going 86 years without winning a chip
could never ever be my yankee

>>150401567
Sounds like ligma anon

>>150401601
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?

THE COMEBACK BEGINS

yankees shouldn't have changed their facial hair policy

>>150401593
astros got swept by the orioles, including a near perfect game, the phillies got swept by the pirates, the doyers got swept by the angels, it's baseball and it's 162 games

>>150401591
Also they reported posts dunking on their team the last couple of days lmao

cant stay up gn

>>150401604
what’s ligma?

>>150401614
It should have been you shave before the season opener, and you can let it grow for the entire season.

>>150401626
Steve Jobs

>>150401616
doyerpacos got swept by the Angels twice kek

>>150401631
who's steve jobs?

>pink glove
zesty

THE STREAK
IS
OVER!

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it: New York, New York

fucking jap

>>150401504
you caused quite a seethe with this post kek

Over
Done
Finished
Never again

I am not even gonna celebrate
These niggas shouldve not dropped 3

>>150401626
LIGMA BALLS

when will manfred step in and do something about the embarrassments in florida

>Jays stay 5 games up in the division lead
So today wasn't a total bust after all

how come the winning team always does handshakes with themselves but never with the other team - is sportsmanship dead at the professional level?

>27 rings
Red Cux fans will never know this feel

>tattooed white middle aged woman on sportscenter
i cant fap to this

schizo is replying to himself and congratulating himself...

>>150401679
>is sportsmanship dead at the professional level
Do you not see how many latinx/blacks are in MLB nowadays? What do you think?

>most HRs by a primary catcher
primary catcher? what does this even mean
i hate made up stats

>>150401698
‘toids dying out

>>150401702
on a tuesday

>>150401710
o algo

>>150401691
The bannerfag? Yea he does that. He also posts x is y World Series because he’s from redd!t

>>150401719
Yes

>>150401724
is being from le reddit le bad?

poodrepacos seething kek

>>150401733
nobody even knows what that means

>ohtani high fives heckler
bugboy is actually developing some personality and character
good to see

>>150401702
espn ahh stat

>>150401750
He was marking the poor kid for a yakuza hit squad and it couldn’t have been more obvious

>>150401747
https://youtu.be/FlxmWQkhu2o

But what is the Yankees pubic hair policy is what I wanna know

>>150401767
baseball?

>>150401763
kek
>>150401773
they have no pubic hair policy but everyone must be circumcised

>>150401773
you're only allowed to keep hair along the taint

>>150401775
Yes

>>150401702
because he has been a dh for a bunch of games this year too

SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

I hear that Don Mattingly into hot water with Steinbrenner when he shaved a mustache into his pubic hair, put some sunglasses on his dick, and paraded it around the office.

Delightfully devilish

>>150401837
ok anime can be real for this one time....

Isometric exercise

amerimutts should just keep watching movies and cartoons where ''good guys'' always win instead of sports

care to join?

>>150401878
OH MY LANTA!!! ARE YOU FRICKING MAKING FUN OF MY HECKIN' MARVEL FILMS???? F YOURSELF!!!!!

If this a blue board; why are the reds allowed to be posted here?

...and they're talking about the WNBA now

You call hamburgers Steamed Hams?

>>150401913
yeah i stopped watching
put on some FOX news

>>150401878
>slices your nutsack off

blue jays board

Fitty SOON

>>150401958
He killed fitty balls!

>>150401933
>>150401767

>>150401978
May I see it?

>>150402003
….
Yes.

>>150402001
>seawkks
retard shit for faggots

Blue Jays more like blue balls’in for a champing chip lmao

So why do talking heads hate baseball? The season is so long you can stretch your narrative for half the year.

>>150402008
https://youtu.be/GtzPfRVcS1Q

>>150402003
https://youtu.be/9UhmArbCSAw

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

>>150402045
Based! BASED!

>>150402009
rude

Ahhhh well that was wonderful; a good time was had by all. Did YOUR team win today, /mlb/?

>>150402056
I dont WANT to go to work tomorrow

>>150402045
I love two scoops!

>>150402056
No I am too embarrassed to even say my team

>>150402056
no they did not
>>150402066
:(

>>150402056
My team lost to the gloryholes

>>150402056
Cubs never lose

>>150402066
IIIIII DON’T WANNA WORK
I JUST WANNA SHIT POST WITH MY FRENS ALL DAY

Heeeeeeeelp! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

The raping blob kek

>>150402056
No.

>>150401660
This

As a dodger I think padres is a really good team.
I hope both fans will get along.

>>150402155
Holy reddit

>>150402155
We won't

i really like women

sports

I really like women's asses.

abracadabra amor ooh na na
abracadabra
morta ooh ga ga

>>150402185
I trust you and what you say

>>150402199
Why are you a US flag now?

Marge im confused

>>150402056
yeah :)

>>150399693
They’re talking about us

>>150401529
Nikke girls are Chadres property, anon.

>>150402357
So is ur mum lel

>>150401958
I get it! Caluigi!

if the dodgers continue to play at a sub .500 rate like they have since july 1st, they'll end the season at <89 wins. and last year, that was barely enough to get a wild card spot and it was only because there was a 3 way tie and it came down to the season series

>>150402390
My hope is that they keep losing at least for the next three games because the Reds need to catch up to the Mets. Not really too sure how the Phillies will do against the Mets since they lost Wheeler.

>>150402446
the saving grace for the dodgers is that even if they suck complete shit the rest of the season, the mets have also been playing like shit, so they will survive by the skin of their teeth even if they go <.500 for the rest of the season.

wow the new deftones album really is good huh

>>150402524
I was planning on listening to it tomorrow. don’t spoil it

>>150402524
I haven’t listened to them since Diamond Eyes. I was in high school Jfc I’ve gotten old
Go Doyers btw

>san diego holds division lead for only 1 day
>again
cope on 'em poodre!

>>150402524
At work, will listen.
>>150402546
>you will never get home from school and grab your skate board and your headphones and head out into the neighborhood to find out what your friends are doing again
T-T

>>150402549
so thats two days now?

>>150402546
iktfb. the first woman i ever fell in love with was a hot topic girl from those days

When was the last time you guys played catch? I think its been 4 years for me, I used to play with a friend occasionally but he passed away.

>>150402582
threw some with my dad last summer, his back's been acting up so that's probably out of the question now.

>>150402582
Cause of death?

>>150402582
F for your fren.
Before I moved me and a buddy were playing catch and going to a field to hit baseballs. It was kinda therapeutic tbqh. That was probably six or seven years ago now though.

>>150402582
oh wow, good question. I think in college, played catch with some roommates between classes.

>>150402589
Suicide. I miss him all the time.

>>150402605
>Suicide. I miss him all the time.
Sad. How awful.

>>150402524
Most overrated band the last 30 years

>>150402582
I hit tennis balls with a bat to my dog that's all the baseball activity I get

>>150402614
ever heard of Twenty One Pilots?

>>150402614
?? nobody said anything about oasis

>>150402533
how tf do you spoil an album?

>>150402623
top is really good. shut your b*tch ahh up

>>150402614
weezer erasure

>>150402623
I don’t consider that shit a “band”. If broccoli haired zoomers listen to it, it’s not a band.

>>150402614
not even a big defttones fan but that's just comically not true. they're pretty much the only ones that do what they do

>>150402614
But enough about Imagine Dragons and Maroon 5, who aren’t even real rock bands

>>150402634
Chevelle sounds identical to Deftones lol. Tons of bands have the same sound as Deftones.

>he listens to rock music
>in 2025

Get with the times, grampas. Guitars are fucking gay.

>>150402627
don’t sing anything to me, and don’t disclose the concept of any of the songs yet

>>150402642
>how come all these artists who took their ideas from this other artist sound exactly like that artist?
>hurrrrr durrrrrr

Every Deftones song
>oh that’s a cool riff I like it
*30 seconds later*
>k i’m done with this song forever

>>150402643
Cringe!

>>150402614
The new normie meme is that “home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes is the worst song ever written. It’s like no one remembers terrible music from even the 90s or 00s. Stomp clap always sucked but there’s so much worse shit out there.

>>150402643
Obvious b8 but I don’t understand current music. It’s all so fucking forgettable and interchangeable. No one will listen to Travis Scott or Jack Harlow in 20 years. People will still listen to 90s/00s rock in 20 years.

>>150402653
The meme is actually Home by Phillip Phillips, granted.

>>150402658
>he actually believes this

In 20 years the average American will be brown. They're not listening to faggy white guys from the 80s.

>>150402658
worse than forgettable, it's all driven by bot farms' attention. look at the top 10 charts and ask real people in your actual life if they've ever heard of a single fucking "artist" there

>>150402665
A lot of metalheads are brown

Mariners
>won the game
>won the series
>picked up a game on Houston
>Cal hit the most homers ever for a C
It was a good day!

nu metal fan here

>>150402674
I hate that I fucking laughed at this

>>150402665
I live in a very diverse city and have been to many, many rock shows with crowds of all colors

>>150402680
;D

>>150402681
>I live in a very diverse city

Opinion discarded, go to bed paco

>>150402681
>

>>150402653
Seen a few anti stomp clap hey opinion pieces and social media posts lately. Feels wholly inorganic. I never listened to that shit but I’ll take Mumford & sons and the lumineers over any top 10 shit the last decade

>>150402653
looked up that song and it sucks
sucks much less than glass animals tho
heat waves is the worst hit song of all time

>>150402642
Sorry I should clarify, other than bands that were clearing aping their sound

>>150402701
>looked up that song and it sucks
you never heard that song until just now? it was everywhere c. 2009

>>150402688
The limineers are terrible actually, that’s the funny thing. Much much worse than Edward Sharpe, so there’s even worse music from that era. There was also a lot of good indie folk music that came out around then like Tallest Man On Earth but unsurprisingly no one eschewing the current thing knows about any of it.

>>150402709
it sounded familiar but i had never listened to it all the way thru
i was 6 years old in 2009

>>150402665
I mean the normiecattle mutant hybrids won’t but people with refined taste in vidya and anime and kino will , perchance I suppose

/mlb/ is a primus board

>>150402736
dog will hunt!

real 'toid hours

I couldn’t put into words how little I care about what a brown zoomer thinks about art. Would literally rather listen to a homeless person ramble

>>150402736
Primos sucks

>>150402751
SKINNER!!! Why have you committed a typo while commenting on the official band of /mlb/?

>>150402756
Sorry I’ve been drinking

>>150402718

> i was 6 years old in 2009

cool let me kill myself real quick

>>150402718
>I was six years old in 2009
>turned 18 in 2021
>is currently 22 at the oldest
mfw

Hi guys!

>>150402781

how drab do you dress?

I wonder what I’ll be when I grow up

VROOM VROOM

I remember as if it were a meal ago

>>150402793
Blue or something

>>150402811
Not me

>>150402781
>>150402795
>>150402799
>>150402810
>>150402811
SEYMOUR!

>>150402821
Too many puppies

I’m here to rape!

Big. Hairy. Vag.

Shave head
Pair of lesbian boots

Keep it Mariners related.

My Athletics are moving away

>>150402853
They'll always be oakland to me!

I think I’m in the wrong thread…

>>150402811
Navy blue?

>>150402865
YOU'RE GONNA START A WAR
YOU'RE GONNA START A WAR

>>150402850
Based
GOMS

garbagetimetani MINDFUCKED the poodres

>>150402614
My fiancee introduced me to Deftones, si I'm grateful to have a goth metal fiancée in my life. I've won man. Will be going for Días de la deftones this year. Saw them at LA, at the Hollywood palladium? Oh right, I forgot I saw crosses with her too haha

Can the Jays get a hometown discount on him?

>>150402951
When I saw modest mouse issac brock almost punched out a drunk chick on stage.

>>150402989
>https://youtu.be/siCmrcp2IPQ?si=bHSD-VexFYYUxY16

My favorite song from him, I actually need to hear his other songs.

New deftones is pretty gerd ngl

>>150403014
Eugene Oregon legend Isaac Brock HATES Eugene but he makes the perfect music for the I-5 man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwzVPa3HqdQ

>>150403046
Eugene is a shithole. Hippies and hobos and poor white trash

>>150403046
It’s a long drive for someone with nothing to think about

I see an AI generated image? I filter it.
I see a touhou image? I filter it.
I see a vtumor image? I filter it.
I see a kpop image? I filter it.
Simple as.

>>150402688
you baited me so hard with this
wrote out an essay and then deleted it when I realised you were just pulling our legs, you lil prankster you

>>150403069
Another big fan of Oregon's Second City (sorry bend and salem)
>>150403084
for me it's this trucker's atlas - roads the ways, the freeways, highways

>>150402989
love their records but modest mouse kind of suck live DEZU

Vancouver Padres!

>>150403101
For me it’s Never Ending Math Equation Baby Blue Sedan, or really anything on Building Nothing Out of Something.

>>150403128
filthered by hith lithp eh?
It was a cool concert a chick pulled me in close and gave me mushrooms.

>>150403145
I mean I enjoyed it but I was a little disappointed. I kinda wish I saw them when Isaac was still wild

>>150403092
Absolutely not baiting. Give me Mumford trash over Jack Harlow fag shit

>>150403142
For me, it's anything before Good News For People Who Love Bad News (but I still like that one and it's funny how much the band hates Float On)
>>150403151
>good times are killing me
>drunk skank climbs up on stage and grabs his shoulder
>instant rage, pulls back fist clenched
>sees it's a chick calms down
>oh-okay i know we're like thome big famouth rock band or whatever but i almotht punthed a chick, can we thart over?
what a great show!

real primus hours

>>150403162
Good news is a comfy album with a lot of good songs. Reminds me of summer before my freshman year of high school. God damn this thread keeps making me feel old, I need a San Junipero style nostalgiafag simulator so I can feel 13 again.

>>150403162
>band hates their only good song
Many such cases!

>>150403181
yes I was also just about to be in hs that year
>>150403182
when BoC played my county fair they did the whole "here's what you came for thing" and then played godzilla

>>150403181
I absolutely love long drive and good news theyre both so good for different reasons. You could tell isaac was like brushing up against psychosis or some sort of mental anguish on long drive it really appealed to me at a certain time in my life
>>150403162
nothing that interesting happened when I went it was fun though

>>150403209
Yeah he moved from Eugene to Issaquah.

Real fren hours :D

>>150403232
its interesting because this time of the day is when the most off topic posting happens, but in 2 hrs when the hardworking backbone of America wakes up on the east coast, the posting will become giga on topic

>>150403294
>over 15 hours until baseball
maybe we'll get some insightful posts on the merits of not having a roof

>>150403294
If you’re Aussie newfren I don’t think you’ve ever been here for an actual late night /mlb/ performance. Maybe he really did died…

......................................I have never been here for an actual late night /mlb/ performance.

perform 'em!

>>150403348
when actually is late night hours?
i usually don't go to sleep for another 6 hours, which is like 10am on the east coast

>>150403520
that's going to sleep right at coffee time, which is the official start for /mlb/

>>150403520
It’s just a joke man. Late night mlb was just schizo posting hours for ERG and Spammy. It became elaborate at a point though, check the archives if you have time to waste.

reading is for fucking nerds who cares what dead tripfags 1/2 had to say about anything?

>>150403595
i enjoying hearing about the gennie lore

>>150403643
Don’t waste your time. Absolute schizophrenic behavior late night USA

>check schedule
>home set vs the padres
Oh cool /we/ swept them in San Diego
>checks pitching matchup
>bryce miller throwing Monday night
FUCK
gg dads you were the better team. See you Tuesday night

>>150403672
He's due for a 2024 start. Hancock is throwing almost a hundo from the bullpen now btw.

>>150403672
to be fair on the padres, the mariners swept them when everyone was slumping(and it was pre-dodger series bogey so he hadn't been MINDHEALED yet) and we had maldonado, jason heyward, and yuli gurriel as our bench options lol

>>150403762
You’re def winning tonight. Miller throws meatballs too often

Rags are at .500 again. Guess what would've kept them in playoff contention: NOT BEING SWEPT BY FUCKING PHILLY AND NOT LOSING TO THE FUCKING ROYALS AND ANGELS.

>>150403770
4 games back is still playoff contention if we're being real here, especially when your competition is da jankees and mariners...

>>150403770
Rags are about to uncork a big winning streak

Cork ‘em and streak ‘em!!

gm

I believe..
I believe that...
I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN!!

going on another vacation

love ye baseball while ye may

>>150403924
We’ll be here, should you need us…

>Giants took two games off the red hot Brewers
>Brewers are now 4-6 L10
looking into this

>>150404604
>See that you do.

So are the Twins going to rebrand as the Washington Senators for the Field of Dreams game?

>Fun Hololive concert
>Dodgers shat on the Poodres
>2Poo coping and seething like a little bitch
>Tfw

>>150404576
>home run baker
>96 hrs in almost 6k abs
false advertisement desu

>top 25 most dangerous cities in US just updated
>Memphis no. 1
No expansion franchise for you.

>>150404795
two shit teams

>>150404791
It should’ve been Twins vs. Rangers, both branded as the Senators

>>150404795
shut up fuwawa

>Skiiiiner with his crazy explanations,
>The superintendent’s gonna need his medication!
>when he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations,
>there’ll be trouble in town tonight!!

The Los Angeles Dodgers x Hololive

Good morning /mlb/. I don’t even care anymore (I care immensely).

>>150405028
you won last night doe :)

>>150405028
He hit his 100th homer yesterday. His friend passed away though… :(

>>150405056
Who did? (The guy on first?)

>>150405025
go away fuwawa

>>150401322
Its expensive but nah

>>150405056
Yeah he was grieving last night :(

>>150405307
10 years later and he still aint over harambe

>>150405326
dicks out for harambe

Recka zz tho

Oh I know I gots my dick out for

>>150405326
and there it is

>>150405307
ugh, the racism is palpable :/

>Prince Fielder has been out of the league for 9 years already
Time flies

>>150405629
kek poodrepacos

Still fuming at that faggot retard Mike Shildt. Game was tied and he decided to put in fucking Carne Estrada knowing he's been serving the Dodgers meatballs on a silver platter all season, including the previous night. Stupid asshole just had to try and get cute like he always does with the Dodgers, even though the bullpen is full of guys who can chuck absolute nails. And don't even get me started on our fucking batting order...

My team plays in the sovl park tonight

>>150405629
honestly good, he's clearly been struggling whether it's a physical or psychological problem

>>150405791
I make a habit of going to a few spring training games every year and I have always enjoyed the comfy feel these parks give off. I understand the financial ramifications of playing in small parks but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy them more.

>>150405796
Sophomore slump and signing a long term contract will do that to you.

>>150405996
It's about normal. She also ate this foul ball that broke her neck guard

>>150405791
little league park

>>150405791
for me it's the cuck shed they use to do press conferences

>>150405307
I love this WebM.

>>150405307
beautiful. I struggle to hate this current yankees team, very s0vlful team providing daily laffs with their errors

>>150405996
yaaasss qweeeeennn

>>150405326
kek

>>150405791
A professional yakyu team plays here? Looks comfy

>>150406084
she's tough!

Why are there no anime umpies in mlb?

I really like that Ohtani's been developing an ego recently. Dabbing on the poodre heckler is only the beginning.

>no baseball for 6 more hours
why does manfred tantalize us with 9am baseball one day only to hold them in abeyance the next?

>>150406718
because usually teams travel on sunday night?

>>150406809
There's no excuse for not scheduling a morning and day game somewhere. I want my baybaw.

gm

>>150406345
are you fucking serious with that dumbass question?

SIEG PADRES!

>>150407106
Is Petco Park like Disney World for socal baseball fans? Are there “Petco Adults”?

>>150407130
That would be Doyer Stadium. Petco doesn't get the pedophile collabs

>>150405760
cope on 'em, poodre!

>>150407186
>Petco doesn't get the pedophile collabs

>>150407239
Why do they have rabbit ears? Is this a telephone game? I thought it was a depression game but this doesn't look like that at all I'm so confused.

did he really do steroids?

>>150407373
100%

>>150407373
yes but he was a fun guy so we don't care :^)
T. BBWA member

>>150407373
I think he's the only hof member that has actually failed a test but I could be wrong. Years later they tried some gaslight about his failed test wasn't actually his or something weird I forget. He had one of his best seasons at 40 years old lol

>>150406718
Teams want to schedule their home games after work hours to maximize attendance.

>>150407373
Yeah, but fans and the media liked him so it didn’t really matter.

>>150407442
You could fail a drug test by taking a cortisone shot or using the wrong topical ointment. The fact that he had steroids in his system or had high T-levels or what have you doesn’t tell the whole story.
Also Mantle spoke about taking a shit ton of steroids to deal with his chronic pain while he was playing, but the league obviously wasn’t testing for that stuff in the 50s and 60s. Should HE not be in the hall?

>>150402357
Thats what you think buckoo
See you tonight

we should bring back steroids.

>>150407602
No because it conveys the message that you have to bioengineer your body to even try to compete

is he really a curve ball spammer?

>>150407641
I don’t really understand the deal with Kershaw. His curveball looks like Yoshi’s rainbow pitch from Mario Superstars Baseball. If you’re a batter and see that giant looping pitch coming in you could obviously map out the trajectory, especially if you have the chance to face him more than a handful of times.
Other than that his pitch arsenal is just fastball and changeup, right?

>>150407568
Dankeeslopspie
(POWER GAAAAAP)
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Tranime spammers
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Nfl/mlb slop poster

>>150407730
where does gachashit poodrepaco fit in this?

>>150407776
tranny tier

>my childhood heros
upstanding role models that never did any wrong
>your childhood heros
lying cheating scoundrels who ruined baseball by breaking my favorite players record

>>150407801
Sadly, it's going to be Crochet. The White Sox got really great farm depth when they traded him away.

doyerpacos will get swept

>>150407681
the vertical break of curveballs aren't always immediately easy to track, especially because pitchers can change it depending how they throw it. so while you think you could guess where it is, he could have it landing lower than you thought, or you could think it's going to end up under the zone only for it to land right in the middle

Why does he troll Jazz and mindfuck Judge?

>>150407106
Ummm, Manfred, you see the kind of behavior the Dodgers promote???? We need to BAN hololive night from MLB RIGHT NOW!

>Padres sign Hungarian catching prospect
>first EVER player born in Hungary to get a professional MLB contract
there is no way that's true

>phillies mets later
oh the browns gonna be uppity

>>150408071
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>150408071
>>150407546

>>150408099
I looked it up and it's true. Is it really that shocking tho I mean does the average Hungarian know what baseball is?

any anime based community will invariably degrade into degenerate NEET ERPing unless kept in check, you can even see microcosms of this on /mlb/

NEW
>>150407573
>>150407573

>>150408174
cheeky rascal

>>150408160
I don't think hololive night and gay cubs fans have any correlation with each other

nu
>>150408217
>>150408217