Thread 150402508

"What is goalie interference anyways?"

First for the Vancouver Canucks.

>>150402502
>t. amerigolem

happy bud1225 mitch70 and burrito10019!

>tfw cold res is 0% in a cold damage area
keep dyin bros

>>150402508 (OP)
Boston radio had an amusing segment on the left one when it happened. They played an old Bruins clip of an announcer freaking out over a tendie interference and yelling "theres a toe in the crease!"

local boys lost the little league world series to taiwan KWAB oh boy

pedocopey

>>150402591
aren't asian countries weirdly good at baseball? shame they don't try being weirdly good at hockey. probably because of the lack of hockey anime.

>>150402592
>he looked it up kwab i just saw it on twitter

why was /hoc/ so desperate to portray male soap opera actors (wrestlers) as tough guys when that ytboi was completely buck broken on live stream?

>>150402601
What about the Dream Monkeys?

My penguins ):

>>150402601
Asians are good at baseball because there's no creativity required.

>>150402620
He was a ptsd ridden maga chud. They're all buckbroken

>>150402691
bud is NOT going to like this post!

>>150402679
What did it feel like to win two cups back to back?

>>150402696
it happens to the worst of us

Ahh yessir

>>150402743
i need to lick her anus

>>150402743
please post more of my chilean wife here

I liked the Atlanta Thrashers and the Phoenix Coyotes.
There's nothing wrong with sunbelt hockey as long as the teams suck.

>>150402755
but that's where the poop goes through

Sunbelt have won the cup going back 8 years straight.

>>150402702
Pretty great but it should have been a threepeat ):

>>150402772
Remember when you fags we’re bitching that it was Pittsburgh and Chicago every year?

>>150402755
i don't know how to say marner in chilean or else I'd give you some advice

>>150402779
Just like my islanders

>>150402779
no because they werent watching back then

>>150402779
no :)

will he score 70 next season?

business idea: stop tracking assists so players are incentivized to shoot more to get bigger contracts

>>150402816
You'd think one of the stats dorks would try to track tertiary assists, like why not?

>>150402789
Sad

There should be up to 5 assists awarded for each goal.

Yay more imaginary stats for marner to get 100 of during reg season and 0 during playoffs

LA was the only great team in recent history that really pissed me off.

>>150402838
Just like my islanders

>>150402834
I’ve always thought this

>>150402851
It's a team game after all

the patty kane goal that jim hughson never saw go in and the alec martinez scoring on the >lunpad rebound are the only really memorable cups from recent years.

>>150402868
link to both please

>>150402873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy4UZbtxxkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4SVih8Rn5Y

>>150402881
thx bro

>>150402881
>patty kane
This is the first cup winning goal I remember vividly.

cope 2023 goat cup win the panthers were embarrassed by the big bad knighties CHADS

>marissa from bardown
10/10 jeeeesus christ

>>150402906
that was one of those forgettable games that was over by the end of the second and people just turned off before gary even presented the cup

>>150402923
total annihilation true

sleeping dogs is pretty good except all these chinks drive on the wrong side of the road

>>150402985
cool

>>150402927
link me a memorable moment

>>150403010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yxMbWlnWV8

took him 9 hours to get off the first dog

did you know there are anons posting itt that unironically think mark scheifele was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw4R900yT3g

I would've been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.

>>150403010
sure thing here ya go pusy 1993 KWAB no milly *dabs*

four hours later and he still cant find a memorable highlight kek jen even

>>150403067
worked kwab

>>150403133
monitor on paco

at least the crapitals had that chick pressing her tits against the glass.

>>150403149
>paco
here's paca, the official animal of the NHL!

>>150403149
no milly

I mean imagine having to cross 2 lanes of traffic to make a right hand turn. Retarded.

no milly dilly

>>150403247
true KWAB

dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost

just started chapter 9 almost to endgame

>>150403319
nice

>>150403322
unfortunately warlock spec isn't meta so i'll have to switch to lich

>>150403346
gl man

When you see my Flames hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell
When we hoist the cup hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell

that band sucks but that song is catchy

got my son betrothed to a swedish stacy with 15 prowess

>>150403410
based

gary....please..i beg you...drop the puck.....please

watching seinfeld :)

>>150403519
what's the deal with lampshades? if it's a lamp, why do you want shade?

My wife was afraid of the dark
She saw me naked, now she's afraid of the light

>>150403535
Raped bitch.

>>150403541
Fuck off retard

>>150403627
bud1

My laffs get no respect

5am marner in the books

bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

we don't marner in books here

we don't call those that here

true we call em novels

Marner was very stubborn but it was released eventually

unlike the epstein files

>>150403410
fug this reminds me I have a game from February I need to resume

>>150404353
Thank you Gary

>>150404353
>>150404818
Thank you Gary

>>150402508 (OP)
Gary’s interns need to research the topic

https://x.com/MarcMethot3/status/1959706187294969977?t=CR2qRAJ7WQhKZHDr7PKUlw&s=19
Add Marc Methot to the chuds list.

>>150405130
Getting his pinky sliced off by crosby radicalized him

>>150405199
I completely forgot about that

>>150405130
them shutting down the capital pride parade is the funniest thing ever kek

>>150405288
They should fight to death for my amusement

>>150405319
i don't think any of those folks have been in a fight in their lives lol

>>150405288
>>150405319
>>150405355
Watch out chuds

My tummy feels a lot better after taking a very red marner

Hey Gary :3

>>150405750
Hey Goyim :3

>>150405130
Our Sennies :)

Thanks Gary

>>150405380
I listened to an interview with Forsberg last week. He said he never played a good game post-foot problems in 02-03. That he still after the last operation in 2018 dont have any balance on his foot and that it feels like the foot is loose when he puts on skates

>>150406114
You get paid for what the guys before you did for the sport. Gretzky got $46M because of what Orr and Esposito did in the 70s. Orr and Esposito got paid because of what Howe and Beliveau did, etc.

>>150406114
You see goy? Players are earning more than ever so there's no reason to abolish the salary cap!

>>150406323
average sunrise fan

I love Gary

He’s my gf

copey won I'm six feet from the edge and buds winning

>>150406323
I wear those same socks

>>150406560
lucky duck

>>150406560
I would think youre Garys gf (goyfriend)

he was a hockey boy
he said buy the jersey goy

all americans are garys goyfriends

>>150406114
NHL owners are the biggest enemy of hockey players and fans

>>150402777
checked

>>150407096
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150404353
Thanks You, Gary

>>150407129
I can tell you're that guy who was raped

Why are NHL GM's such pussies?

>>150407323
you tell me

Still waiting on all the impending trades and offer sheets guys.

>>150407323
gary
he increased the ownership group to water down the old guard's influence
now no one dare challenge his authority

/hoc/ loves Gary

>>150407705
t. Gary's intern

Retard

>>150407731
choose to hang up the skates rather than suffer through another season of craig conroy

Zdeno Chara bent over to hang up his skates

ain't nobody ready for my Habbies

>>150407786
Now he’s an iron man

Why hasn’t Dubas traded rust, rakell, and Karlson yet?

>>150402508 (OP)
Is lying about being raped “goalie interference”?

>>150407938
All in good time, anon.

>>150406453
Imagine hating the fact that employee salaries are directly linked to revenue. Not even profit, just raw revenue. Imagine any industry other than sports doing that.

>>150408152
>The business of the NHL was its strongest ever in calendar year 2024, and revenues for the
2024-25 season are projected to exceed $6.6 billion.
50% of 6.6 bil is 3.3 billion
divide that by 32 and the cap should be over 100 million next season

>>150408152
say now, Mr Maplestahni, that sounds dangerously close to Socialism, and that's Un-American, both North and South American in fact..

>>150408218
raped retard

>>150408218
raped retard

>>150408184
The NHLPA and the NHL have already agreed that it will be $104M. With the covid debt paid off, the union wants to avoid large one time increases because that rewards some players more than others.

>I'm a free agent when the cap jumps $20M
>you're a free agent when the cap jumps $4M

You can see why the union would rather smooth that out

>>150408270
>The NHLPA and the NHL have already agreed that it will be $104M
in 2026 a year late

>>150408288
Did you know that every single player got all the escrow money back plus a bonus cheque last year because they crushed the projected revenue? The actual cap number is just an imaginary number used to make final accounting simpler

>>150408392
wow the players earned back the salary they were paid in the first place?! whoa slow down there gary
how much was the bonus and was it paid equally

>>150408218
Aren't you the guy that was raped

>>150408427
>how much was the bonus
It was whatever the NHL needed to pay to make the revenue split 50-50

>and was it paid equally
It was based on the size of your cheques.

I knew what "escrow" was for about a week

>>150408541
just another form of jewish usury

>>150408541
Its Garys finest jewish trick

>>150408593

Typical muslim talk

>>150408541
mind your business

>>150408582
thoughts on your infamous defeat to bud?

could you imagine if mcdicks withheld money from their cashiers and grill workers until they exceeded a certain revenue and then finally decided to pay some of the money back they stole for months, years even. how did nhl players get roped into this jewish witchcraft?

>>150408702
not exactly the best business model to hold up as a beacon of honesty and fair labor practices, dude
>he who owns the gold rules; that's the only Golden Rule I ever see practiced here

>>150408541
Marchand claimed that Carolina is the reason they have it

>>150408754
raped retard

>>150408702
No wonder chick fil a is superior

>>150408754
aren't you the guy that was raped

Dropping a post waging marner

>>150409370
>>150407731
Goodnight former Flame Tyson Barrie

It's the 25th anniversary of the Minnesota Wild! Please don't laugh

>>150409716
We'll try to suppress ourselves, but you're asking a lot

>>150409716
We can celebrate all their deep playoff runs in 25 years

got banned for posting sisiphus hoob. just got unbanned. flameschads are the most persecuted group on earth :(

>>150409814
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002%E2%80%9303_Minnesota_Wild_season

*clutches you*
*grabs you*
*wins 2-1 or 1-0*

>>150409837
us flamesbros dont get no respect :(

>>150409886
Stay strong flamesbro, the dynasty will change everything

>>150409851
>3-1 all time in game 7s
>4 playoff series wins total

Grim

>>150409837
Which level of autism are you

>>150410021
half of the oilers roster is level 1

>>150404353
thank you gary

>>150410021
I’m level 2 just like McDavid

Someone told me i was autistic a few years ago

>>150410053
McDavid and draisaitl still haven’t passed their social skills class

>>150410021
4

i used to listen to music and rock my head/bang it ron a pillow to soothe myself until i was 17. a pakistan doctor called me autistic.

>>150410174
Hes just the average Finn

>>150410215
finnophobia rears its ugly head yet again

>>150410021
I'm way too good with facial expressions and stuff like that. I have something else, probably one of the less scary personality disorders

>>150410241
we're all 'tards here on /hoc/

>>150407938
The other GMs are still on vacation and aren't picking up their phones.

>>150410021
I'm not autistic in any way shape or form but like to say I am for the lols

or maybe i am?

>>150408702
NHL owners are cheapfucks and knew the 2021 season would bleed them money

im artistic

>>150410266
/hoc/ is the remedial class

>>150410325
Draw us some OC for next season please :)

>>150410325
i highly doubt it

>>150408702
Oy vey!

>>150410355
>>150410356

>>150410457
i stand corrected and kneel

>>150410457
aww bring it in

>>150410457
i never doubted you but i still kneel

Could you draw me?
(im a flameschad)

>>150410457
anon delivered

>>150410457
Based

I'm new to hockey which team plays the most beautiful hockey? I've watched some clips and it's sick when one guy weaves past like 5 guys on his own and scores making them all look like goofs. And seeing them one touch pass it across the rink and a guy slams it into the goal with one hit.

Also when a guy has pasted all the defenders and it's a one vs one with the goalie why doesn't the goalie just lay down across the goal? Is it illegal? I know it's risking him doing a high shot to the top corners or getting a puck in the face but I'd definitely try it.

>Was the season a disappointment for you?
— Yes, of course. I won't hide that. First and foremost, it was sad that we lost in the finals. I also wanted to get more out of my game.

>You've lived in the US for pretty much your entire NHL career. What was it like living in Canada and hockey-crazy Edmonton?
— It was actually a bit different. I have children, and it was a bit different how things worked with them. I would say that Canada is a bit more like Sweden, and we enjoyed it, so there were no surprises.

>Was there a lot of hockey talk when you were out on the town?
— Not really. I think it was quite similar to Skellefteå, where I grew up and where hockey is everything. Once the hockey season starts, everything revolves around it, which was fun.

>>150410639
>most beautiful
no idea, but not my flames

You can lay across the goal line. That's was the traditional way to save before the butterfly style became popular. The lay down thing is called a two pad stack

>>150410639
>I know it's risking him doing a high shot to the top corners
That's exactly why they don't do that anymore. The sticks are so curved now players get 10 feet of lift accidently on a wrister.

>>150410639
if you cant roof it from inside the goal crease you are never going to make it to the nhl. lying down to stop a shot is completely useless.

>>150410884
I cant do that

inb4
>why dont they just put as big fat guy in the net

>>150410639
Most beautiful is probably team Canada at the Olympics.

>>150410490
here you go

>>150410720
what is this reddit ahh ama shi?

>Is McBust really a weeb?
Oh yeah, him and nuge disappear for hours doing that shit.

>Have you ever been to his house?
Nobody has. Except Nurse.

>What does Drai think about him?
He's gone to kongs confirmed.

>>150411574
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

>>150411555
>He's gone to kongs confirmed.
kenny wins again

>What do you think about their goaltending?
What goaltending?

How about the coach?
Put it this way, we don't taunt each other by saying "fag", we say "knob". "Bouchard ya' knob you couldn't stop lucic, also a knob."

Finna cook some salmon for dinner bros desu gonna have some asparagus with it too desu, a classic combo desu senpai.

>>150410970
Well?

>>150411825
Sounds very healthy :)

>>150411825
sounds like the bomb, kid, you gonna pair that with something from the wine cellar?

>>150411868
its a monday.

raw's on toknight

jews told him to subscribe to netflix and he say yes master

>>150411876
So like a white wine, then, something light and breezy?

>>150411884
nope it finished an hour ago

somethin heavy and windy brrrraaaaaapppp

>>150411926
>somethin heavy and windy
reminds me of the events of 04/17/2022...

>>150411917
>they're in europe
oh yeah! shall watch it later with some beers

>>150411926
>windy
based budchad

MY FATHER SAID

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

I survived Monday

i survived not asking

>>150412269
Only 1500 more to go

only 274 more days until bud1500

>>150412269
_/_/_/_/_/

>>150412320
But didn't survive not telling

any new updates on the amerigolem globohomo cup?

>>150402816
>muh goals only matter
you end up with David Clarksson and Matt Beleskey's getting overpaid at that point

>>150412361
I can’t wait for Friday to arrive

>>150412269
oh my god how horrifying you did hard work.

>>150412595
that's right, goym, shame that golem for not working hard or enthusiastically enough! he seems to have forgotten that he lives to serve his masters

If your goals:assists ratio is not between 1:1 and 1:4 then you suck*

*excluding playoffs since they are so short

>>150412269
This. Started a new job today so no taking time off for like 6 months

>>150412694
Assists are for euros.

>>150403410
>shoes indoors
do welshmen really

>>150412712
Good luck fren! You can survive

sure are a lot of garys glowies here right now

>>150403410
>short brown hair with no luster at all
>homely face
>womanlet
GRIM

>>150412839
wait a minute
that's the guy?
aghahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

>>150403410
chris sutter looking retard

>>150403410
the /hoc/ pwhl player and me :)

Da Blackhawks

>>150412929
poser

I'm here to make this thread just a little bit more based

youre drinking some michelob ultras like gary told you to, right goym?

>>150413220
ya blew it

>>150413220
*Cringe

>>150413235
fuck no
I'm a teetotaler

>>150413281
>>150413303
cope
our canesies are based

>>150412877
Did he remember to shave this time?

>>150413375
Carolina "give me freedom give me the metro" Hurricanes are the epitome of cringe

>>150413678
Just like my islanders

Carolina becomes the 2012 Hurricanes whenever they can't face the Capitals, Islanders or Devils in the playoffs lol

>>150413741
cope our canesies finally won an ECF game, everybody else had better look out now, there's no stopping them

>>150413805
eat cock randy

>>150413830
there is no randy
never was

>>150402513
we prefer flames asians

>>150413836
Because you are his cock

>>150413805
tune in this year when they choke to the Dick Tocchett Flyers in round 1!

>>150413928
>flyers
>playoffs
look I get shitposting but you've taken it too far

>>150413994
Okay then Blue Jackets. The NHL can only give us so much to shitpost with thanks to how retarded the playoff format is

>>150413994
>still trying to pretend the metro division isnt the biggest meme division in the league

Matthew Schaefer is the number 1 prospect in the NHL according to Daily Faceoff. 5 Isles total in the top 27

Schaefer is as good a puck distributor as you’ll find, and it’s only a matter of time until he pops off in the NHL. That’s partly because he thinks the game at such an advanced level for his age, often luring opponents in before pulling off a deceptive deke and getting the puck where it needs to be. Scouts note just how high his hockey IQ is. You can have all the skill in the world, or you could be the biggest, meanest defender around, but if you can’t make quick decisions and your skating lags behind, you’re toast. Seriously, it’s hard to find one negative aspect about his game. Schaefer is as close to a perfect puck-moving defender as you’ll find. He’s going to be in the Norris Trophy conversation for the next 15 years – he’s that good.

>>150414074
I didn't say that

thus, bud1

>>150414218
Thus Won Budathustra

now I am become bud, winner of Easter

mitch1 2

>>150414620
still can't believe that the bank of montreal didn't sponsor their jerseys

>>150415100
Sad

A year later, are laffs fans happy with Berube as coach?

been enjoying some ghost pepper snacks recently, and now my marners burn

>>150412913
I want to be her house husband :)

>>150415361
I haven’t had ghost pepper chicken in ages. I remember it turning my marners into ducks

>>150414107
Woah calm the fuck down. He could also just be Jay Bouwemeester

that greasy lunch i ate earlier made my marner putrid. streaked the bowl and took about 20 wipes.

>>150415497
Calgary Flames legend

Steely dan is in this sleeping dogs game

>>150415508
>>150415482
>>150415361
we don't call those that here now
>>150415904
grim

we don't make seething "memes" here either after being worked into a shoot

it took him 20 minutes to come up with that gay response
ooof

im still trying to think of mine desu

Is there a /sp/ fantasy hockey league?

>>150416597
>ooof
kwab

>>150416696
only 8 minutes that time
look out lads, he's revving up

Tommy Dreamer was almost worked into a shoot

no one knows who these gay characters are you dumb wrestletards

>>150416776
i do tranny btw tiny lost KWAB

slopdown was cancelled

>>150416847
What a stupid ass meme because it’s not true

>>150416677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6bahIq0C4

>>150416677
i joined one maybe for the 2018-2019 season? i don't think there has been one since.

GO FLAMES GO :))))

>>150403410
>sweden
>catholic
maybe on planet retard

Interfere with every goalcuck

Jim Nill isn't a great GM.

>>150417367
cope the athletic said he's top 2

you should be allowed to square up with the ref and there should be a ref penalty box

When does the gay season of this gay sport start again

poo peeland

missed 80% of the last boss with a diabolical marner and still took top dps

>>150417486
what game bro i just finished the last epoch campaign and have no idea what to do in endgame btw we don't call those that here now

otc started the show

1

the faggot euros won't stop their sing song faggotry

>shoela fala
based

Wrestlefags OUT

it's wrestlechads

Marnerfags OUT

we do call those that here

>>150417630
cope no we dokn't

>>150417630
True we do

>>150417641
wtf

huge tracts of land

knights won bigly

rph are so sad these days

>>150417822
>these days

>>150417529
Yeah you best leave the chants to us. You North Americans only embarrass yourselves when you try it.

The darkest hours of the night

ahhh no bud, just tryin' to look like those guys that beat the wheels off ya the other night

Just dropped a marner that made my butthole itch

>>150415162
>A year later, are laffs fans happy with Berube as coach?
No, they're disillusioned and seething. Muh core... muh almighty core...

>>150418217
Confucius say: man that goes to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers

>>150418421
Jen

>>150418421
Confucius say: man who stands on toilet is high on pot

>>150418104
God those interviews with the rat were based

>>150418998
Based on what?

>>150419098
based on deez nuts

>>150419112
scandalous

>>150419098
His huge Nova Scotian cock

>>150402743
Wing Stop is for niggers

ywn the love of a woman like I had this morning from my wife. I was beautifully dreaming about Phil Kessel signing with the laffs for a swan song when I felt the smooch on my cheek and a loud "GOOD MORNING" at 5:30 am on my day off. The audacity of women

>/hoc/ poster
>wife
The larping here is out of control

>>150419322
Did you know that Steve Dangle can't skate?

>>150419346
His dog just died go easy on him.

>>150419359
God bless, still funny that someone that passionate about hockey can't even skate

Met some Canadians at a show yesterday. One of them threw a full can of PBR at the opening act and got kicked out after 2 songs. Dumbass

>>150419446
>assaulting americans
Sounds based to me

>>150419359
>His dog just died
Yep, that's a dang-it

>>150419446
pbr is better spent being chucked at hosers

im gonna start stretching after i get up in the mornings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyE0NqnHk0M

>>150419459
It was Simple Plan from Canada chud

I went to Montreal last weekend, I have nothing to report other than it seems like fucking India now

>>150419656
this is how i feel about anywhere i visit in the states and spics

>>150419710
Stop lying you fucking faggot

>>150419732
hey jose chill out a bit before ice comes for you

>>150419741
It must be nice to be so privileged knowing you are safe Rajeet

>>150419752
yeah, it is pretty nice that my government hasnt resorted to facism

>>150419656
have you ever tried being colourblind?

>>150419779
>PM is a Bank of England globohomo cunt
whew, lad

>>150419792
I've never tried to be "coloUrblind?" lmao. lmao fuck you faggot

>>150419779
What's fascism to you?

>>150419886
a government activation of the military against its citizens when there is no active state of emergency

>>150419904
Illegals aren't citizens

>>150419914
and yet citizens are getting deported

>>150419904
This sounds exactly like Chavismo

>>150419935
chavismo embraces socialism which is the opposite of trump's policies

>>150419917
No they aren't

>>150419948
It's exactly his policies, MAGA is socialist

>>150419954
then why is medicare getting cut without replacement

>>150419917
Sar pls redeem the cricket thread sar

>>150419952
mr garcia was

>>150419960
Is medicare getting cut?

>>150419511
based
https://youtu.be/PwkHGLI-cr0

>>150419988
one big beautiful bill is law

>>150419968
No he wasn't

>>150420010
CTV probably doesn't say that Carney caved in to every one of Trump's demands, but elbows up amirite?

>>150420032
so much for a chavismo american government

Chuds out

it's chads actually

>Elliotte Friedman believes Mitch Marner may have re-signed if Maple Leafs won Game 7 vs. Panthers
Laffs bros...

>>150420114
In what universe would that happen?

>>150419656
I was planning on seeing it on my road trip to Nova Scotia

>>150420041
Trump's style is way more consistent with chavisomo than fascism, I know this is a very controversial point with faggots, but you all need to die

>>150420156
cite some examples then

>>150420140
Where are you driving from?

happy bud1227 mitch72 and burrito10021!

>>150420163
Burning flags are illegal, growing your own tomatoes are illegal, criticizing state government is ilegal, niggers can't go out, Jews are allowed to do anything, Canadians are allowed into USA = super groce

I hate Canadians so fucking much, why do you just lay down and give up so easily?

>>150420140
where are you going to in nova scotia?

>>150420237
We're not like you were on that chilly easter eve

>>150420165
Nyc
>>150420238
Marchand’s hometown and Crosby and mackinnon’s hometown

>>150419656
Lies. Montreal has a lot of Haitians and Arabs, but we're not JEETed yet.

>fuck peggy's cove, we're going to lower sackville
holy based

McDavid is going to wair for Johnny's anniversary to pass before he blows up the hockey news cycle with his extension

>>150419656
the real Montreal is in the laurentians

>>150420386
I went there for the first time in 10 years and it's so fucking JEETED, it's so sad. Notre Dame is the worst, it's all jeets and chinks and you have to pay to go in unless it's mass!

back from the dentist bro's
cavities: none
gfs: none

Didn’t ask

>>150420644
I have a dentist appointment today too
They piss me off though because they send non-stop reminders weeks in advance

>>150420696
there was a new girl that did my cleaning and she had her massive jugs in my face

>>150420644
Good job on the cavities! I need a cleaning since I don’t floss every night

im a dentist. have an appt. with a client this afternoon. flames fan. he hasn't rsvp'd yet. hope he's dead.

>>150420878
dr. rude

I don't root for Connor McDavid but I do root for Lauren Kyle

We love Gary here at /hoc/

In the Canadian matchup of Palestine Muslims versus the gays, who is taking home the cup?

Also f the pens

I used to have a lady with huge boobies that cleaned my teeth but the past few times it's been a different girl who's pretty flat

My dental hygienist is a woman who uses our sessions to tell me about her husband and kids

based yinzies making em seethe

krakies

>>150421061

*yinzers

you'uns should stop larping as a Pittsburgher

>>150420878
its because nobody respects doctors, the stupidest people in medical school

>>150419346
Wait, actually? Hilarious if true kek

>>150421079
this kind of graphic design for a hockey press release makes me worried someone died or got fired

>>150421076
newfag

>>150421061
>Pirates currently wasting the best pitcher since rookie Gooden
>Crosby being a retard by not leaving foor the habs or avalanche
>Steelers thinking they're still good by bringing a conspiracy theorist retard at QB
>Shittsburgh begging to bettman all season long that they need McKenna
No I hope the city of Pittsburgh burns to the ground

my hot maronite date saw me browsing /hoc/ when she got back from the bathroom a while ago, I tried explaining it to her and she saw this >>150420557
and asked "waat ees jeet?"

I think they hate indians here too but I don't want to reveal my full power level yet

>>150421297
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150419346
the fat faggot ass leafs fan who is coked out on sportsnet money cant skate why am i shocked by this total larper fat fuck not being able to skate or play hockey yet having strong opinions on things he has no idea about like team sports

>>150419555
lmao you went to an emo rock show with your 2 inch penis and someone scared you lol you must be a canes fan

For those Numales interested Taylor got engaged

>>150421377
taylor hall is getting married?

>>150421377
marrying a 40 year old woman is BASED

>>150421397
Won't last long, it never does

some guy ITT is getting hot levant snatch i could die

>>150421400
Cope she’s a young 35 year old

>>150421301
Jeets and sand Evander Kane’s hate each other

>>150421397
No the other Taylor

>>150421347
Are you a virgin?

>>150421324
Seething shittsburgher lol

>>150421434
isnt taylor pyatt like 50 now?

>>150421377
Perfect timing for the NHL to do some trade >>150421400

TIL that in 1989, reigning NHL champions Calgary Flames played two exhibition games against Czechoslovakia in Prague

boilin'
bubblin'

>>150421444
This is /hoc/ everyone here is

>>150421543
Team Czechoslovakia won both games, 4:1 and 4:2.

Here’s a translated excerpt from a Czech article about the game:

"We will win," Hrdina answered reporters at the InterContinental Hotel and had to add that the Calgary team. However, the national team under the leadership of excellent coach Pavel Wohl was more competitive at the beginning of the season and won both games 4:2 and 4:1. In the first, goalie Dominik Hašek also showed his class, in the second, a young line of later aces appeared on the ice in the composition of Jaromír Jágr, Robert Reichel, Robert Holík. "We spent wonderful days here, the people are very friendly here and your hockey association prepared great conditions for us. So in return, we let your national team win," joked Calgary coach Terry Crisp before the second part of the tour in the Soviet Union.

>>150421543
Elite

Quick update: the next thread will be Minnesota Wild themed.
REMINDER: No more Flames threads are permitted for the remainder of the off season.

This off season sucked

The Flames are the official /hoc/ team and are a dynasty

>>150421736
Just like my islanders

i was so scared at the rock show when someone threw something or something idk im a pussy rock shows are scary

If you go a concert you’re a numale, no exceptions

Last time I bought concert tickets I couldn't go because I gave myself a traumatic brain injury that day

>>150421828
Reminds me of when Bud gave trb a traumatic prostate injury

>>150421828
Retard
>>150421862
Good post

>>150402508 (OP)
I don’t know why the refs shafted my islanders so hard when they do it themselves so regularly

>>150421377
>release album art dressed like a whore in provocative poses
>now’s a good time to propose

>>150421753
Offseason was bretty güd for my islanders

You know when you're ugly it's alright you'll work it out for crying out loud are you kidding me

>>150421964
>>150421998

>>150421998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtb10ZwbReY

Is 2026 her year?

>>150422130
I didn't say they were going to be good...

>>150422222
checked and wrecked

>>150422215
Not with this retard in net

>>150422215
Retard

>>150421736
NHL general managers are the biggest pussies and there should be ways to actually trade NTC's

>>150422289
Do you know what NTC stands for?

>>150421828
was it when you crashed your scooter during the delivery

we don't crash our scooters here

>>150422306
No trades at all because the NHL is scared a team will be "too good" for the sport!

>>150422355
Retard

>>150422393
Having a really good team is bad for the sport that's why everyone needs to play fair with retarded contracts so the Blue Jackets think they're fine!

How we feeling flameschads?

>>150422492
Bad

it's flamespedos actually

>>150422579
Why :(

42 days until Gary puck comes back

Reminder: Lebanon has us to thank for their flag

>>150422613
Why

>>150422626
Plant in the middle with stripes on the sides was our idea

KWAB

>>150409716
lmao 25 years and can't even get to the conference finals

>>150422724
>>150422724
>>150422724

>>150422613
You two have a lot in common

>>150422047
i want to rape her

>>150423178
meds, and supervision

>>150422250
hi pete, you'll never win the cup
fuck you