Thread 150403277

>DFB-Pokal 1st round
>Di 20:45
Braunschweig- Stuttgart
>Mi 20:45
Wiesbaden - Bayern München

>ECL Play-offs 2nd leg
>Do 21:00
Mainz - Trondheim (first leg: 1-2)

>>150403277 (OP)
>edittion
>Braunschweig-
I need more coffee

post kicki standings

>Wie der italienische Reporter berichtet, hat Hincapié nach wie vor einen Wechselwunsch und eine gültige Ausstiegsklausel in Höhe von 60 Millionen Euro. In Leverkusen gebunden ist der 46-fache Nationalspieler noch bis 2029

Pillen brudis

>>150403443
I knew BAYER was struggling but damn

>>150403443
what is ten Haag telling people that makes them want to leave?

>>150403600
>Eras come to an and
literally Landflucht

>>150403317
can I still join? I missed it somehow

>>150403676
No idea, give it a try
https://www.kicker.de/managerspiel/interactive/se-k00012025/group?joinByToken=26X8ih1grfndV36mdZYcJaSnoJ4pfoYeEj2UgPm

>>150403796
Danke diggi

>>150403828
Bitte Biggi

>>150403851
bin ich behindert oder muss ich die aufstellung nich speicher?

>>150403443
According to Ornstein, Arsenal will sign him

>>150403995
>Union will Osasuna bei St. Juste zuvorkommen
St. Justebros, we might be back soon

>>150403443
>>150403995
Bundesliga might as well stop the Spielbetrieb at this point. Every decent player who can run straight gets sold to England anyway

>>150404196
Only teams that didnt lose their best players to PL Clubs/PSG/Barc/Real are Dortmund and Bayern
Disregarding those other teams not bring able to compete in European competitions like this, how do you even build a team that can challenge for trophies at this point? Scouting only gets you so far, if you lose your best players every season (and the gap between PL and every other league will only get bigger) there really isnt a point left except for the sake of seeing club football.

>only buyern and doofmund
you can stop now trying to put dorkmund every time in the same sentence with buyern, it's not working. Not this season, not the next one. It's over.

>>150404280
It's just Bayern really. Dortmund has no top players left. They were all sold already. Bundesliga will be completely dead in 5 years if the retarded 50+1 rule remains. No club can compete with Bayern anymore and it gets more difficult for Bayern to compete internationally every year

Bayer went from Europa Pokal team to unbeaten champion to relegation candidate in a couple of seasons
You're just talking shit as usual

Take good care of him

>>150404388
My point was Dortmund still have a core of a team, Brandt, Schlotterbeck, Guirassy, Kobel. Players that formed the spine of it over the last few years. Completely different from Frankfurt losing their best players every 6 months or Leverkusen getting ripped apart in one go. Or Bremen losing Duksch to a 2nd division side.
As for ownership rule. Even if they abandon 50+1 nothing will change. Look at the other top leagues. Those clubs have billionaire owners too, what did that change? Nothing. the PL this summer spent as much as the other 4 leagues combined. And the gap will only increase from here on out.

>Leverkusen getting ripped apart
Entirely self inflicted. Shouldn't have bet everything on an amateur like Rolfes
Similarly Dortmund will stay below expectations with Kehl in charge

>>150403317
>my bvlls wont have to play b00n anymore

>>150404866
Except for the Rückrunde :^)

>>150404978
yeah but that's when the bvlls are in Meisterform and fegen die b00n aus der bvll arena

Imagne not rating wimmer

>>150404554
>Brandt
>spine

>>150404841
too bad that didn't happen :/

>>150405388
Frankfurt fan?

https://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n12551459_/gegen-abfindung-bvb-loest-vertrag-mit-mislintat-auf/
Diamantauge brudi..

https://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n12551399_/trotz-interner-kritik-eberl-muss-nicht-um-job-zittern/
Fettsau bros..we keep winning

>Understand Stuttgart have now moved on to other targets after being unable to come to an agreement over Vieira. Arsenal need to find suitors and fast before end of window next week to fund more incomings
Ok when do >we get our Millot replacement then.

>>150405625
Stolpermade is like a new signing

>xe sinks pimmer will play heidenheim every week
olmo

Magath for BVB when?

>Ein 39 Jahre alter BVB-Fan ist nach einer Auseinandersetzung nach der Partie FC St. Pauli gegen Borussia Dortmund in Hamburg gestorben. Der Vorfall ereignete sich am Samstag gegen 23.20 Uhr auf dem Harald-Stender-Platz vor dem Millerntorstadion (Hamburg). Laut ersten Erkenntnissen der Polizei soll der offenbar alkoholisierte Dortmunder mehrfach eine Gruppe belästigt haben.
why oh why

>>150405625
Why are Dorkmund and Buttgart unable to sign any new players?

>„Bild“: FC Bayern einigt sich mit Stürmer Jackson – Verhandlungen mit Chelsea folgen
Eboarl am kochen

>>150406640
Would be a good loan and Kane Backup, tho this might also go nowhere as we saw with Nkunku since Chelsea only want sales.

Don Rollo hat Dortmund einfach mal komplett über den Tisch gezogen

>>150405583
lmaaao

>Wir müssen Jackson!
-Uli apparently

>>150387197
Gotta watch Jauch, ain't you?
t. hasn't watched even a second of RTL since 2012 (or whenever it became pay-TV with ads)

>Lell
team looks randomly generated, just a one off matchday me sinks

>>150406942
I have checked all teams earlier and I more or less won the league already.
Thanks for playing lads better luck next year

>>150405465
yes

>>150407554
>score once
>shake STLCSC to the very foundations

>>150407559
Whomst are you?

https://x.com/MarcoFCA_/status/1959563313399972184
what 1 month @ Brewomen does to a mf

>>150408239
He deserves nothing less.

kult

>>150408443
me in the back behind Matze's shoulder

etikett world class

>Malik Tillman completed the full training session and demonstrated a very good finishing rate. [@BILD_Bayer04]
tick tock fellow Managers

>>150407554
What are they going to do with their squad of washed-up German-speaking players

>>150406640
It's not like Chelsea will loan him without Kaufpflicht and that won't be lower than 60m. For a Kane backup that is only able to play as a 10 or on the wings on paper. He's almost never actually done it

FlorZbros

>>150410654
no show sisters are feisting this weekend

>>150411692
>ösi menace
keeeeeeeeeeek

late night /bundes/ exclusive

GuMo

Jacques LeGrenouille seems to mock me. :(

>Wie das ausschließlich über den SVW berichtende Portal „Deichstube“ erfuhr, befindet sich Yukinari Sugawara bereits zum Medizincheck in Bremen. Sky-Reporter Florian Plettenberg besaß zudem Informationen zu den Konditionen des Transfers. Demnach habe sich Werder Bremen mit dem FC Southampton, wo der Japaner in der Vorsaison 30 Premier-League-Spiele absolvierte, auf eine Leihe mit Kaufoption in nicht weiter bekannter Höhe geeinigt.
*Saves Bre"men" in your path*

Kehl bros when is our move??

>>150417076
Here you go fren, Kehl Masterclass in action

>Hier kommt #BVB-Neuzugang Aaron #Anselmino am Düsseldorfer Flughafen an! Der Medical erfolgt zeitnah

its official
wirtz flopped

and yet Ekitike didn't
what a world huh?

>Die Bundesliga ist wieder da! Und ballert gleich richtig los! 32 Tore sind zum Auftakt gefallen.

>Was mir allerdings aufgefallen ist: Wenn es in der Kiste geklingelt hat, wurden nur selten deutsche Spieler gefeiert. Für meinen Geschmack zu selten!

>23 Tore wurden von Spielern mit ausländischem Pass erzielt, das sind (aufgerundet) satte 72 Prozent. Deutsche Profis kamen bei neun Treffern gerade mal auf magere 28 Prozent

Heh that just means it's working

>>150417308
>Frankfurt player
>not a fraud
I don't believe it.

>>150417272
My boy WirtZ just needs more time.

>Wie „Mundo Deportivo“ berichtet, ist der spanische Mittelfeldstar nur vorläufig für die neue La Liga-Saison registriert. Am 1. September steht eine Gerichtsanhörung an. Sollte das Urteil gegen Barça ausfallen, würde Olmo sofort abgemeldet – und dürfte die gesamte Saison nicht mehr spielen!

olmo

>>150417076
>Carney Chukwuemeka und Aaron Anselmino (beide FC Chelsea) sind bereits aus England nach Dortmund geflogen, ein dritter Spieler könnte diese Reise bis zum Ende der Wechselperiode ebenfalls noch antreten: Laut Medienberichten befindet sich der BVB weiter in Gesprächen mit den Wolverhampton Wanderers über einen Transfer von Stürmer Fabio Silva

>2nd bundes relegation candidate
yeah, it's Woltebitchmade time

>>150417615
>Roony Bardghji war im Juli für nur zwei Millionen Euro plus Boni nach Spanien gewechselt. Weil Barça ihn bislang nicht registrieren konnte, läuft er derzeit nur für die B-Mannschaft auf.
ynr the anon who explained stark and stiff everything is fine, everyone's registered lmao

>Julian Nagelsmann muss zum Auftakt der WM-Qualifikation den nächsten prominenten Ausfall hinnehmen. Kai Havertz vom FC Arsenal wird dem Bundestrainer für die ersten Partien in der Slowakei und gegen Nordirland nicht zur Verfügung stehen

>Außer Havertz fehlen dem DFB-Chefcoach auch Jamal Musiala (Beinbruch), Marc-André ter Stegen (Rückenoperation) und Nico Schlotterbeck (Knieoperation), die alle klare Startelfkandidaten für die WM sind.

The Nager is finished

>>150417722
it's quite sad to see how much the man shaft has regressed since the euros

>>150417720
Hahahaha what are they doing???
He will be fired before November

>>150417722
>die alle klare Startelfkandidaten für die WM sind
thats the sad news here

>>150417908
not really
Schlotterbeck is >our best CB since prime Hummels, Ter Stegen is a decent goalkeeper, Musiala and Havertz are two of the best attacking midfielders >we’ve ever had

>>150418228
>BVB-Innenverteidiger Nico Schlotterbeck unterläuft gegen Bremen ein folgenschwerer Fehler
>Schlotterbeck selbstkritisch: "Die Fehler muss ich abstellen"
>Seit Monaten ist sein Spiel von Inkonstanz und individuellen Fehlern geprägt.
>„Hoffe nicht, dass ich in ein Loch falle“
the amount of reality denying and to write down
>Schlotterbeck is >our best CB since
is unmeasurable

>>150418348
lol just because he made mistakes doesn't mean he isn't the best option. That's just cherry picking

>Jonathan Clauss wird nicht nach Deutschland zurückkehren. Der Transfer zu Bayer 04 Leverkusen ist endgültig vom Tisch.
B00bros...

>Hollerbitch ded
wat nou?

>>150418409
in Weiper we trust

>Brentford are considering a move for Borussia Dortmund’s Max Beier. Brentford are in the market for someone who plays predominantly off the left-hand side to potentially replace Newcastle target Yoane Wissa.
From one group of bees to the next

>get a black player
>sell a white player

Mhhh

>>150418875
Maxi isn't allowed to leave the dungeon

>>150418228
You don't need to green text we if you're ackshully gerban and are talking about the nt you autisto

>Piero Hincapié has said yes to Arsenal and personal terms have been agreed, long term deal ready!
Chubby staying for a second, unsuccessful season was probably worse than him leaving right away

>Defensive Disziplin, Fokus auf Konter – und vorne nur eine Spitze! Beim 0:0 in Darmstadt fühlten sich viele Hertha-Fans in alte Zeiten zurückversetzt. Was Trainer Stefan Leitl (47) dort praktizierte, erinnerte verdächtig an die erfolgreicheren Momente von Ex-Trainer und Klub-Legende Pal Dardai (49).

>Am Böllenfalltor fühlte es sich jedenfalls so an. Vor allem in der Anfangsphase stand Hertha extrem tief. Die Lilien hatten in den ersten zehn Minuten 86 Prozent Ballbesitz, schnürten die Berliner ein. Doch je länger das Spiel dauerte, desto mehr befreite sich die Leitl-Elf aus der Umklammerung, gewann Sicherheit – und spielte plötzlich mit.

>Kein Spektakel, kein Hurra-Fußball, wenig Ballbesitz. Positiver Effekt: Hinten steht die Null! Drei Pflichtspiele in Folge ohne Gegentor. Hauptfaktor: Keeper Tjark Ernst (22) in Top-Form. Dazu ein Matchplan, der wie eine Blaupause aus den Dardai-Jahren wirkt.

>Leitl erklärt seine Überlegungen: „Wir haben zunächst die Spielkontrolle abgegeben, wollten keine Räume zulassen. Das ist der Weg, den wir gehen. Auch die vier Wechsel hatten eine taktische Ausrichtung: Wir haben nicht mit zwei Spitzen gespielt, sondern eher defensiv im 5-4-1, offensiv im 3-4-3.“

>>150419277
Rolfes only had to talk to the players. Impress on them that he wasn't going to let the team be broken up, offer a few premature contract extensions, let Hradecky stay for another season, get a respectable coach, replace the losses with some established players instead of urban youth radoms ..
And ideally he should have done it last season
Xabi and Wirtz were impossible to keep but the buck should have stopped there. It's dam break now

Cuckberl can only dream of having such a consequent umbruch like based Rolfes

>>150417536
that's the old way to say it. the new is
>he just needs to settle in

>>150403600
">Hello, i'm Erik ten Haag.I will be your coach"

the horror

>>150419921
Who will be sacked first? Kovac or ten Haag?

What is happening here?

Cannot imagine having to work for a dutchman me, few people are more reprehensible than the dirty stinking smelly d*tch, I HATE em nuff said

>>150419672
Holy cope

GRIM

>>150420350
>grim
that's officially the most successful player in the bundesliga rn btw

>>150420492
Also the most finished player in the Bundesliga rn

>>150420492
wrong again

>>150420547
noya would kill someone for 5 cls

>>150420350
>washed up 34 year old reject
so this is all they can get now that they've run out of ngubus to sign?

>>150419672
>the Umbruch in question
>>150420350

>>150420563
not if he’d have to give up his World Cup title in turn

>>150420811
5 CL's > a gorillion blundershitga titles, 1 world cup and 1,5* CL's

>>150421200
Lol lmao even

Was zum ist diese Labubu Scheiße?

>>150421428
the latest consumerist trend designed to take money from retarded women

>>150421428
this years stanley travel Cup but even less useful.
Stay away from women that carry both at teh same time.

>>150421770
Füchad aka Christchad bros redemption arc starts NOW!

>>150421780
ony he could have set up that Tiago Tomas (TT) wondergoal last match

>>150421428
Latest mark of retards.

>>150421200
ahahahahhahahhahahahhaaha

>>150421770
>fully rested Woltebitch vs Kackbach

>>150421897
>noooo, EPL, stop transferraping us
>the players transfered

>>150421897
cursed webm

Stuttgartbwos, Im scared >~<

>>150421770
why is he on the bench? did he go on strike or smth?

>>150403277 (OP)
>edittion

>>150422102
I look and act like this

Im smelling an upset tonight

TOD UND HASS DEM BTSV

Auf geht's Stuttgart kämpfen und siegen!

>>150422353
why? :(

>>150422424
Ex Brunswick mong turned Rattenfänger larping as a Hangover lifelong

>>150422424
They shit and should step off

>Nübel
Lmao

KWAB

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Loooooooool

was ist mit nübel los?

Nübel is such a fraud holy shit

Dübel masterclass

HORST KÖHLER

>>150422297
am keken

Why did not one single Stuttgart player close down the goalscorer? It was like they wanted him to shoot lol

no Woltechad no party

Der Herr Nübel

DEMIROCHAD

Oh no no no Brownies

DEMIROCHAD

DEMI

>150422569
kwabsel

150422666
wouldn’t call a 1:1 vs Brunswick a party desu but you do you mr hollerbitch

>Hollerchad outta nowhere
buck broken bremer cuckboy

>Nübel is halt Bayern Spieler.
>Bestimmt beauftragt worden. Erst bei Union scheiße und jetzt wieder.
>Ein Schelm wer böses denkt ;)

>Bremen outta nowhere
woah

woltemade must be so pissed that he is being held by this Stuttgart team
and I'm grateful they won't let him go

>>150422840
What has Woltebitch done in the past 2 games?

>>150422879
nothing
he's the typical one season bundes wonder

>>150422879
two no-shows
it happens

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG, STUTTGART NACH 30 MINUTEN ENDLICH WIEDER EIN ABSCHLUSS

>>150422933
>>150422931
endlich sagts mal jemand

>>150421770
name a bigger cuck than Nüübel. this guy has been cockblocked for like 6 years and he's still bending over

>>150423010
Cuckberl still pays him the full 15m salary despite based Nübel haven't playing for b00n since 4 years now

>>150423043
>still pays him the full 15m salary despite based Nübel haven't playing for b00n since 4 years now
What grammar is this

Braunschweig gut mit den Balleroberungen
>>150423043
Iirc he earns 12mil including boni and Stuttgart pays a 3rd of his salary

Ehlers, wie geil.

^^^ dont (you) fettsau

>>150423094
you get the idea

NÜBEL

>>150423094
brazzo masterklass

is there a reason why Eberl never even attempted to go for Stiller and went for Woltemade instead?

>despite based Nübel haven't playing
good morning, sir
Please redeem google gift card benchod

>>150423082
>still pays him the full 15m salary despite based Nübel haven't been playing for b00n since 4 years now
forgot that gaytea has autism

the beeeer

>Stuttgart playing Brownsilence
>/bundes/ literally incapable of talking about Bayern
heh

>>150423177
that's still bad
which makes this even funnier

>>150423160
One is a striker, the other a midfielder

b00n still pay the full salary despite Nübel doesnt have a single game played for them in 4 years

is this easy to understand

>>150423332
lmfao, leep trying

>>150423351
>leep
HAHAHAHAHAH

>b00nposter is a sonderschüler
not surprised

>>150423332
They dont though. Stuttgart covers a part of the salary.

>>150423202
>>150423376
Wisst ihr was das geilste am Bayernfandasein ist? Titel? Nein
Es ist dieser Frust und dieser Ärger all dieser siedenden Anti-Bayernhurensöhne die jedes Mal mit frustverzerrtem Gesicht vor den Schirmen sitzen und lauthals Kreischen und Wimmern. Ich würde literarisch 1000 Euro zahlen für eine Kollektion von Fotos der Gesichter dieser abartigern Drecksmenschen. MANN WERD ICH HEUTE ABEND GUT SCHLAFEN! BLEIBT SAUER HINGEGEN IHR dreckigen, faulen SCHEISSER! hehehehehe

Alter ist Stuttgart grotte, man man man

>>150423550
Undav is the wörst
almost bought him for 4m lol

DE
MIRO
CHAD

DEMIROCHAD x2
also based Stiller of course

>first game without woltebitch
>ez chadgart win
wow

>most dangerous lead
>ez

ah, so now Brunswick is elite competition instead of being >2nd bundes relegation candidate huh
lmaooooo

fucking seething lol

>>150423667
2-0 is statistically more dangerous

>>150423707
that's bullshit, but I believe it

Will Kane be able to do it on a cold and rainy night in Almaty?

Its wolteCHAD time

>out of tank 2nd bundes relegation candidate
its Woltebitch time

>Woltechad doing anything
it’s pre-emptive cope time

BAHAHAHAHA

>>150423707
>>150423707
>>150423707

BÄM

>Woltebitch on
>we concede

>Woltechad on
>concede instantly
uh oh

Based brownchads

käk die buttguarder

woltebitch no show so far

Noyer would have saved that

>Basti tipped this exact result
you need any more prove this is wwe levels or figtged?

>>150423851
better be bait

>>150423859
Schweini knows ball, it's just that he can't articulate himself

>>150423859
>Predictable Tipp of 2:2
>OMG rigged!!!

>Braunschweig?
>NOOOOO GIVE ME BIELEFELD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Woltebitch
kek
KEK
KEEEEEEEK

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

BROWN KINGS

DEMICHELLE

>>150423859
desu basti is more knowledgable than it appears
he's still awkward around cameras. he can fix that

DER POKAL HAT SEINE EIGENEN GESETZE!

uh oh...

WOLTECHAD
he is inevitable

WOLTEMADE TOR MACHEN

einen reingemadet (-stolpert)

WOLTE
A
D
E

GIVE ME BROWNSILENCE OR I RETIRE

Made status?

80 mil please

den kann man mal so maden

>>150424025
Weltklasse confirmed

let's all forget that Woltebitchmade lost possession five times before that

Woltemade is too good for Stuttgart

>>150424124
that will be 80 million plus tip to eis him los

>>150424124
too bad Woltebitch doesnt play bestbundes relgation fodder every week huh

>>150424150
kek, Union is a tough nut to crack althoughalbeit

>>150424150
He scored an important goal last weekend too but it was 5cm offside

>>150424124
No thanks
Buyern wont pay up and the moment he goes to EPlel he will flop. I hope he stays at Stuttgart. Next year is world cup year

>>150424175
sounds like he didn't score jack shit

how is Freund's English so goddamn awful

>>150424175
währe währe fahrradkette

>>150424213
DFL needs to splash the cash on Rapha Honigstein if it ever wants to successful in english speaking markets

Butt status: GUARDED

based TT

>>150424256
>it ever wants to successful in english speaking markets
Yeah, I'm sure, Malte.

Woltebitch LOST
Demirochad WON

why does Woltemade remind me so much of Polter?

>>150424213
>>150424256
It's not just Freunds awkward english. He's a really goofy Neger too but not in a good way. Completely unprofessional just like British main commentator, they're both weird

Wie kann man nur so scheiss hässlich sein?

wolteGOD dabbing on the bundes haters
the silence is deafening

>>150424432
KWAB

LMAO

based

Ufff

JEDER Schuss auf's Tor ist drin bei Dübel. Schlimmer als ein 45-jähriger Neuer lol

CONTEEEEEH

Iron Pokal rule: pens = higher league club wins

>>150424476
the conteh bros are class

NÜBEL NÜBEL NÜBEL

Anyone remember Arno Dübel?

>>150424598
your dad?

no one asked you

^KWAB

>>150424613
pwned

why dont they just pass to woltemade?!

more like YOUR dad lol am i right?

>low impulse control vs low impulse control
kek

>>150424734
it's called chimpout

benuldies xd

BENULDIES

just put a cheeky tenner on brownsilence win + Woltebitch miss

>Braunschweig at the Hamburger Straße
>Osnabück at the Bremer Straße
Any more like that?

>>150424827
rip tenner

>>150424836
fabian nürnberger aus hamburg plays for bulgary

Nübel is a penalty killer

isn't Nübel really shit at saving penalties?

>>150424827
little bitch lol

>>150424836
Bochum at the Castroper Straße

>>150424836
>Munster at the Hammer Straße

90 mil pricetag now

>>150424883
Thinking of Sommer. He never saved a pen until he was 27-28 or something

Brownshitters lmao

pushin the Gomez button right now

NÜÜÜBEL

damn

>>150424883
ya fukken jinxed it mate

HOFMANN

der Nübel wäre doch was für den Nager

NEGER ELFER

>kackadoo
>Cuckmund

buttfarters??

Duel of the Bayern rejects

>shitfart
OmegaLUL

STOLPER POLTER

neigepoltert

>>150424974
who allowed you to save this?

Bell Bell Bell Bell Bell

This is one of the games of all time.

11-12 final result
brvtal for the home fans

>>150425010
Hah one updoot going your way friend :)

some good penalties

Warum zeigt der immer die fette schnecke? Lass das doch mal.

zzZzzzZZZzZzzZzzzz

CHADGART
WOLTECHAD
NÜCHAD
based based based

boooooo

they're loosing to Kackbach on Saturday

>>150425097
Shartbach couldn't even beat us lul

jfc

That was the best Pokalmatch in like 2 years holy fuck

>>150425153
>bad guys won
yeah no, doesnt even beat Brewomen getting eliminated by Bielechads this round

penalties are kinda cringe ngl
bring back the golden goal

>>150425176
If Braunschweig win it wpuld be 11/10
Now its only 10/10 sad

Was the best game in 2 years period but sarsbrücken kicking out the red brute was kino too. Just sucks that the bad guys won.

>>150425195
did you sleep during last years bielechads kino run?

Under dawg bros are based

I just feel empty. Dontvtell me we didnt deserve somethimg from this game, our boys played öikevdevils for 120 minutes

>>150425239
>öikev

>>150425210
They were kino but there werent so many turnarounds this was just footykino from beginning till end

>>150425239
>our boys played öikevdevils for 120 minutes
no, bro, they played Stuttgart (and lost)

Pissscheibenzeit

>>150425748
>not getting a metal bowl to piss in just for those guys

>>150425748
the engineer in me wants to build a contraption that flushes in random intervals during the night

>>150425748
in switzerland it's still illegal to flush after 10
used to be like that here too

>>150425801
Yeah bro can I take a shit on your shit? Sure bro but make sure not to flush my shit .......

>>150425801
Nachtschichtler BTFO for all eternity

>>150425801
https://www.merkur.de/leben/wohnen/toilette-nachts-schweiz-verboten-erlaubt-laermbelaestigung-nachtruhe-geruecht-spuelen-zr-92442317.html
deboonked, fake news fool

>>150425801
dünnrich bros..what do we do..

>>150425860
>buh buh buh buh but ... according to swiss sources ... HOWEVER it may be in the Hausordung
look man, it's not secret the swiss are very anal about their Nachtruhe

GuMo

GuMo

>>150425860
It's true for showering after 2200 tho

Boring b00n game today zzzzzz

Shan't watch.

Instead, I'll see Champions League qualifying.

>>150430109
Funny shit. Real Negrid is the spanish equivalent of Negerkusen

>>150430070
hell no, I'm watching my bauern rape Wiesbaden

GuMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjJiLBz0wU

>>150430070
Celtic is already out :(

>>150430203
based

>Nach Informationen soll es sogar zwei interessierte Klubs aus der Premier League gegeben haben – den FC Burnley und Aufsteiger Leeds United. Interesse an Werner gab es auch aus Italien, Frankreich, Saudi-Arabien und der Türkei. Zugegebenermaßen nicht alles Wunschdestinationen. England aber doch eigentlich schon. Hier kickte Werner zuletzt bei Tottenham auf Leihbasis, schwärmte immer wieder von der englischen Liga.
tf is werners problem?

>>150430212
Money

>Der AC Mailand versucht, Fabio Silvas Wechsel zum BVB zu verhindern, da der Stürmer jetzt als ihr wichtigstes Transferziel im Angriff gilt.

Kehl bros

>Intern gibt es kontroverse Debatten über den dünnen Spielerkader sowie die öffentliche Leih-Ansage von Uli Hoeneß (73/„Ich würde sehr dafür plädieren, den Kader noch aufzufüllen mit einem Leihspieler“) an Sportvorstand Max Eberl (51). Folge: Ein Vorgang, der den bislang nie fordernden und öffentlich zurückhaltenden Trainer Vincent Kompany (39) überrascht.
>Kompany soll sich demnach auch für einen Transfer von Leipzig-Star Xavi Simons (22) starkgemacht haben. Ein Spieler wie der Holländer, so soll Kompany argumentiert haben, würde perfekt in die Kader-Pläne der Bayern passen. Das Problem: Leipzig will Xavi nur verkaufen, nicht verleihen. Bisher hält der Aufsichtsrat, in dem das Wort von Uli Hoeneß großes Gewicht hat, weiter an seiner Leih-Vorgabe fest.

>Borussia Dortmund hat nach Carney Chukwuemeka (21) auch Aarón Anselmino vom FC Chelsea geholt. Der 20 Jahre alte Innenverteidiger kommt im Gegensatz zu dem Mittelfeldspieler allerdings leihweise von der Stamford Bridge, wo sein Vertrag noch bis 2031 gültig ist. Der BVB hat dem Vernehmen nach keine Kaufoption für das Abwehr-Top-Talent und übernimmt für die Saison 2025/26 das komplette Gehalt

BVB cucked again

>>150430212
>Monster Energy pays him 10 million a season
>no one else would ever pay him 10 million a season

Why can't we have fun stuff like this?
https://www.t-online.de/tv/nachrichten/panorama/id_100887700/spanien-tomatenwerfen-in-spanien-im-livestream.html

>Dortmund und Ausrüster Puma haben das neue Cup-Trikot präsentiert, das die Spieler in der Champions-League tragen

New Jersey just dropped

>>150431499
looks like shit

>>150431499
Looks fine, classy and not too tacky but there's no way Guirassy will play for Dortmund in the CL this season.
Liverpool are about to submit a huge bid for Isak and then Newcastle will buy Guirassy for 100m

>>150431563
>b00 and giraffi leaving
I knew I should have stuck with Adeyemi ffs

>>150431499
looks AI generated

>>150431563
None of that will happen though

>>150431668
>Nach Informationen von TBR Football bereitet Liverpool ein Angebot in Höhe von über 130 Millionen Pfund (150 Millionen Euro) für Alexander Isak vor.
>Das Gesamtpaket einschließlich Zusatzzahlungen könnte sogar 140 Millionen Pfund (162 Millionen Euro) erreichen. Nach Florian Wirtz wäre Isak somit der nächste Rekordtransfer für Liverpool innerhalb kürzester Zeit.
>Isak selbst will nur zu Liverpool und hat Newcastle mitgeteilt, dass er vor Ablauf der Transferfrist nächste Woche an die Anfield Road wechseln möchte. Die Verantwortlichen von Newcastle scheinen vom Verhalten des Schweden geschockt zu sein und befürchten, dass sich ein möglicher Verbleib negativ auf die Kabinenatmosphäre auswirken könnte.
>Newcastle ist verzweifelt auf der Suche nach einem Isak-Nachfolger

>>150431756
And Guirassy is the only top striker on the market right now that hasn't been sold yet

>>150431756
Footy ""journalists"" just make up a buncha shit for cliccs bro

cuckmund without Giraffi won't reach top4
they would be stupid to sell even if they get 100 million, especially since they won't be able to get an adequate replacement

>>150431875
Even with him they will not finish in the top 6

>>150431875
I hear Werner is available

>>150431890
Bundesliga has so many shit clubs now
It will be extremely difficult not to finish in the top4 with a striker scoring almost every game

P-please unlock Dykeface, Prussiabros ;_;

>>150431922
When smallservice comes back m'ladybach will go undefeated for the rest of the saison
t knower

>Nach langem Verhandlungen ist es im Poker um Fábio Silva offenbar zu einem Durchbruch gekommen. Wie „The Athletic“ berichtet, haben sich die Wolverhampton Wanderers und Borussia Dortmund auf einen Transfer geeinigt. Das Ablösepaket soll 26,5 Millionen Euro betragen. Sofort fällig werden davon 22,5 Mio. Euro, heißt es, weitere 4 Mio. Euro können an Boni hinzukommen. Der 23 Jahre alte Mittelstürmer ist als weitere Alternative zu Serhou Guirassy eingeplant

Heh who needs creative players anyway?

>>150432053
Belligol hatty vs Queerbussy on Sunday confirmed and here we go

>>150432053
>A Wolverhampton reject will be Guirassy's replacement
wtf happened to Dortmund's management? seriously

Nobody responded to me ;___;

>>150432053
They have turned into Wolfsburg

>>150432232
Thoughts on ösi menace Querfeld? i need to replace my ded Machida
wanted Rothe again but Cuckgart plays him in CB now! SAD!

My team speaks for itself. Top quality and certain winner. You can try to copy but ur're already behind and won't catch me. Nuff said.

>>150431563
big if true

my bvlls are gunna dab so hard on heidencucks next week, my pills on brewomen, woltebitch hatty vs Nicocuck, m00 mit aj pwns Hardkohr, belligol hatty vs queercuck
and all will be back to normal

new nagercuckshaft just dropped

>>150432857
Autbros???

>>150432857
was mit diese Sturm

>>150432872
Atu obvs

Finn ladies deserved the call up tßh

>>150432857
This team is pretty grim lel germany has fallen

>Nager just confirmed that Hollerbach was due to his call up had he not injured himself
BASED

>>150432857
Gnabry and Goretzka need to fuck off but other than that this looks fine desu

>>150432992
KEEEEEK

I continue to guarantee that Hollerbitch will never play for the German national team

feel free to screenshot

>150433020
debunked neggst nt break

>>150431756
sooo, at which point does financial fairplay take effect?

>>150432857
>Müllkrug
I am so done with this sport.

>no shartobolu
söyrens BTFO
also lmao@negersmann shitting on the turkish league and de leroy

>>150433069
i watched some Liverpool and they still play like dogshit
standards that would have people out on the streets in Munich

>>150432857
"nnamdi collins" what is this fucking zululand?

>>150433120
Ronny pls go

>3 neulinge Dahmen (could play for england), Collins (could play for Shartshaft), Nebel (could play for 00land)
high iq move by the nager

>>150433149
>Taking 3 shit players that will never amount to anything away from 3 shit teams that will never amount to anything
Holy based 4D Chess Nager

>>150432984
>Woltemessi gets called up
>Hollerbitch faggot goes ballistic
>make up fake news
many such cases

>>150433181
Fog is based and very talented tho

>>150433149
bro why would we want players that brag about their rish heart?

>>150433292
Why would we give the opportunity for England to have a keeper like Dahmen, its actually very smart

>>150433344
>playing groß lb while we're stacked af with middlechad and room there

>>150433367
two experts at looking good against inferior opposition
it's not worth it lettting the team get eingespielt with them

>>150433367
doesn't she know those armband hoarding is an excellent breeding place for bacteria? women, air?

>>150433423
Yeah let's put a 25kmh RIGHT footed out of position boomer there instead!
t blundershitga 00pert

lmao he even mentioned Nicolas fucking Kühn over Hollerbitch AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
incredible how pathetic the Hollerbitch mong is that he has to make up nonsense like this 150432984

Groß can keep possession, is a good crosser and an arial asset
When you watch him he often does his abkippen into the backline anyway while the fullback runs forward. Like Kroos and Gündogan

>>150433344
wtf is this

>>150432984
holy kino
this got the Brewomen pig oinkin

>>150433851
Only one stopping that squad is Trump

>HIV mong still samefagging his fake news
grim

I would have called him Hollerchad tho also >outta nowhere

any 18 year olds ITT?
you are about to be sent to Ukraine kek

>>150434669
Let's not act like the radical left Verfassungsgericht won't decide the rules. What our politicians say is completely irrelevant at this point

>>150434669
they are warming up the NordStream story again
convenient excuse to not provide troops for that

>>150434744
>Karl
Lel

>>150434669
im too big boned

>>150434769
>they are warming up the NordStream story again
the only one the Nordstream story could motivate anyone to go to war against is Ukraine tho.

>>150434744
they're gonna so get eliminated today lmao

>>150434744
>#SVWW verlässt X: Die Rot-Schwarzen stellen ihre Kommunikation auf diesem Account ab sofort ein.
hope these sharia-loving freaks get battered today. 0-10 would be funny

>germans really do be like let's shut down all our nuclear reactors and then sabotage our own pipeline because energy is le BAD!
Seriously wtf is wrong with you fags

>>150435020
shut up fat

>>150435020
the funny thing is, gas is cheaper now that it's from Qatar
and nuclear is still a terrible scam

>>150435049
aren't we buying gas from the USA that is being shipped over the Atlantic?
that can't be cheap

bachelor finale or b00n?

Diaz

>>150435093
Russia had us locked into a long term deal. Good for 'energy security' and to avoid the big price fluctuations but more expensive in the long run
Now we buy whatever is the cheapest

Streams in german?

>>150435207
https://movie-paradise.tv/fetz02_02.html

>>150435230
>.html
virus dont click

Nager spotted

Believe

>Brudi Völler spottet
based
ES GIBT NUR 1 BRUDI VÖLLER

But I will turn off once b00n is 2 goals ahead

>>150435427
How does he keep falling upwards?

>>150435093
American LNG is 3x as expensive as russian gas (and ironically much much more klimaschädlich)

>>150435613
>Aston Villa now above BVB
EchteLiebebros

>>150435615
The LNG tankers run on LNG. The shipping costs are minimal

>>150435640
And of course they also use gas to liquify the stuff which is the bigger factor but still essentially free for the producer because they swim in it

This starting 11 is perfect for once. Karl can show off what he can do without being crippled by a completely dysfunctional offense where almost none of the first team players are present. And the defense is fine too. Lots of players get rest but it's still good enough so there's 0% chance for an upset like in the past 5 years

lmaooooooooooooooo
>GERMAN REFS

lmao

BOOOOOOO

>DFB rigging it for the underdog
SOVL

>>150435720
100 times out of 100 times this would have been a penalty with VAR present

er köpft sich selber an ihr retards

Der offizielle Bierpreis auf der Wiesn

Der Bierpreis für eine Maß Bier für das Oktoberfest 2025 liegt zwischen 14,50 Euro und 15,80 Euro, das waren durchschnittlich 3,52 Prozent mehr als im Vorjahr 2024. Im letzten Jahr reichte die Preisspanne noch von 13,60 Euro bis 15,30 Euro.
Große Festhallen:

Armbrustschützen-Festzelt: 15,50 Euro (2024: 14,95 Euro)
Augustiner-Festhalle: 14,50 Euro (2024: 14,10 Euro)
Bräurosl: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15,10 Euro)
Fischer-Vroni: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,70 Euro)
Hacker-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15,10 Euro)
Hofbräuhaus-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,95 Euro)
Käfer Wiesn-Schänke: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,90 Euro)
Löwenbräu-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15 Euro)
Marstall: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15 Euro)
Ochsenbraterei: 15,35 Euro (2024: 14,90 Euro)
Paulaner-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15,10 Euro)
Schottenhamel-Festhalle: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,95 Euro)
Schützen-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,90 Euro)
Kufflers Weinzelt (nur Weißbier): 17,80 Euro (2024: 17,40 Euro)

natural position

>>150435742
DFB-Mafia keeps it classy

>>150435757
Thanks, Habeck

b00n riggchen

call was made

the fucking 3rd touch at the end to knock it away lmaooooooooooooo

>>150435757
>Der offizielle Bierpreis auf der Wiesn
>Der Bierpreis für eine Maß Bier für das Oktoberfest 2025 liegt zwischen 14,50 Euro und 15,80 Euro, das waren durchschnittlich 3,52 Prozent mehr als im Vorjahr 2024. Im letzten Jahr reichte die Preisspanne noch von 13,60 Euro bis 15,30 Euro.
>Große Festhallen:
>Armbrustschützen-Festzelt: 15,50 Euro (2024: 14,95 Euro)
>Augustiner-Festhalle: 14,50 Euro (2024: 14,10 Euro)
>Bräurosl: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15,10 Euro)
>Fischer-Vroni: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,70 Euro)
>Hacker-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15,10 Euro)
>Hofbräuhaus-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,95 Euro)
>Käfer Wiesn-Schänke: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,90 Euro)
>Löwenbräu-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15 Euro)
>Marstall: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15 Euro)
>Ochsenbraterei: 15,35 Euro (2024: 14,90 Euro)
>Paulaner-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 15,10 Euro)
>Schottenhamel-Festhalle: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,95 Euro)
>Schützen-Festzelt: 15,40 Euro (2024: 14,90 Euro)
>Kufflers Weinzelt (nur Weißbier): 17,80 Euro (2024: 17,40 Euro)
>I'm srsly gonna be paying 15€ for a beer (hacker tent Chad)

>rigged Elfer for the Bayern

Ulli mal wieder mit dem Köfferchen unterwegs

UNSER 'ARALD UNSER 'ARALD UNSER 'ARALD UNSER 'ARALD

Harry can take a break after the first half

KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE

>>150435836
>koan Elfer

Every german ref

>>150435847
So can the whole Mannschaft from the Hühnchen. Game is done

why does Pavlovic wear the mask?

why is there straw everywhere

>>150435885
Aids

>the absolute seethe ITT
holy

>>150435906
Hühnerstall

None of (You) are leaving your house anyways so those prizes do not concern you anyways

>>150435974
>None of (You) are leaving your house

>>150435974
what prizes? what are you even talking about sissy

>DIAZ
Gnabry woulda been hanged

b00nbros is Boey gonna a regular starter for the Hinrunde??

>>150436115
Stanisic will play rb

>>150436029
>Das Frauen-Team, dass von jeder 13-14-jährigen Jungen-Mannschaft vorgeführt werden würde, hat es den Männern vorgemacht
ARD "men", ladies and gentlemen

>150435837
>hes gaining weight and stupidly alltogether

>>150436115
No, Laimer RB and Stani LB iirc

oh vaxxie

>>150436115
Boey was unironically great vs PSG at the club world cup. He's doing well today too. Maybe he's not such a turd after all

>>150436311
heh... my boy just needed to ... heh ...settle in

it's the boring match we all expected

>bloke throws himself into boey, meets a wall of flesh and ends up spilling his spaghetti
>boey foul
Uhhhhhhhh??

>wehrpflicht coming back
holy fuck, we really are going to war aren't we

>>150436628
Not me

T. 40+ and Zivi

RIP zoomers

>>150436628
We are, russia isn't.

>>150436358
Yes, but why only 0:1 ... können die Bayern nicht besser?

>>150436665
look at ukraine
the ones in their ~40s are sent first

>>150436667
hope they send a Fragebogen to all the girls asking them about their child having intentions

i will defend Poland from Russian aggression all the way to Novosibirsk

>>150436667
>männer verpflichtend
lmaoo
thank God I transitioned last year

>>150436667
>verpflichtend für männer, freiwillig für frauen
don't kon zoom social media, so one of (You) culture war faggots explain to me how this is / is not sexism

^genuinely retarded

>>150436802
Yeah, after failing in Ukraine, embarrassing themselves and ruining their international relations AND fucking their economy Russia's next best thing to do is...attack NATO. When you can't beat a dwarf better go look for Muhammad Ali.

>only offtopic post that gets deleted is the one making fun of trannies
lmao
tha jannies are so funny

>>150436667
Google search results :
1)German car industry cuts 51,500 jobs
2)Amerifat stabbed in germany
3)Germany to resume entry of afghans after legal, diplomatic pressure
4)'Germany hiding truth' about nord stream, Russia blasts berlin
5)Rudiger returns for germany, Sane left out
6)Germany buys $451m of defense tech from Israel’s Rafael, despite Gaza tensions

What a shitty game

>>150437092

>>150437092

>>150437092
>>150437092

>>150437092
>>150437092
>>150437092

>>150437067
English language news about Germany is garbage tbf
I always get the impression that they can't find people to cover it that are interested in the country

>>150437067
>2)Amerifat stabbed in germany
he tried to defend women. can't make that shit up

what was the deleted post saying?

>>150437426
nice try, bnd