Thread 150404792

>Friday 22nd August
West Ham 1 - 5 Chelsea
>Saturday 23rd August
Manchester City 0 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur
AFC Bournemouth 1 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Brentford 1 - 0 Aston Villa
Burnley 2 - 0 Sunderland
Arsenal 5 - 0 Leeds United
>Sunday 24th August
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Nottingham Forest
Everton 2 - 0 Brighton & Hove Albion
Fulham 1 - 1 Manchester United
>Monday 25th August
8pm Newcastle United v Liverpool

KWAB

>>150404748
From "We can beat any team in the league" to "Anything can happen against Grimsby" in a span of a week

>>150404803
If you walk into someone you should apologise thats just good manners. Bit ofd the referee has terrible motor nueron skills

sheikh jassim to manchster united football club status?

>>150404867
What an unfortunate head shape
No wonder he wears rag all the time

Big, big match tonight.
Do NOT expect GB to talk about it because it skirts dangerously close to potentially maybe perhaps possibly talking about Scousers.

Sunderland's stadium is better than Newcastle's, the fans are better and their history is better.

cheeky newcastle win tonight
isak with the winning goal

>>150404940
Wissa assist. Think Joao Pedro and Ekitike will cause the Liverpool backline real problems too.

>>150404940
Newcastle looked shit in pre-season and their best players want to leave

They are getting BATTERED

>>150404953
Newcastle get ref calls a lot more often than their fans like to admit (especially over Joelinton hacking players down)
For the sensitive, I don't mean that with malice. Just how it is
I think they will win after some dogshit refereeing call

>>150404944
>>150404953
you won't be laughing later anons

>>150404966
Newcastle quite famously never get refball against Liverpool though

>>150404936
>the fans are better
They're both deluded as fuck.

SNUBBED BY REFBALL

nice clean sheet from kelleher this weekend, boy would the Manchesters give their left arm for him

>>150404940
0-0 bore draw thanks to backroom shenanigans and the isak deal

>>150405079
not to mention that bum West Ham had in goal the other night

>>150405134
>still seething

Why are there no games until 8pm on a bank holiday? One of those 2pms yesterday should bave been this afternoon

>>150405141
There are matches at non-league level. Go and watch one, you'll do yourself the world of good.

>>150405134
remember him and his bf Bellingham making an absolute spectacle of themselves for sissy jersey swap

Stay safe out there lads, government's put a target on our backs.

>another irrelevant 19 game later today
God it’s boring being an ARSE chad sometimes

>>150405151
For me it's the Irrelevant 20 and the Relevant 72

>>150405150
What is this even supposed to be?

>>150405166
The new Liverpool season ticket

Anything but a Liverpool win tonight is an absolute EMBARRASSMENT after spending £500M this summer.

>>150405166
Some government official highlighter girlie posted it to announce labours new policy of banning convicted criminals who get community service from attending football games and the pub even if their crime had nothing to do with football/drinking

It’s bollocks targeted at working class white men as always and it would’ve affected me personally as 2 years ago I got community service for assaulting 2 police officers (they were breaking up a fight I was in on a night out and I didn’t realise they were cops because it was dark and I was hammered)
I would’ve been banned from football matches for 18 months despite my crime having nothing to do with football

>>150405166
They are bringing in new punishments, they'll be able to ban crims from going to the pub or football, even if their crime had nothing to do with football.

>>150404936
SEETHING livertroon

guys i know liverpool and newcastle are playing but can we talk more about arsenal

>>150405184
>banning criminals from football terraces and the pub
>no mention of banning them from vape shops, halal butcher or mosque
More two tier justice

>>150405184
NO SIR YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH FOOTBALL SIR
YOU COMMITED A CRIME SIR
SIR STOP LOOKING AT THE SCREEN SIRRRR

>>150405189
sure

arseanal is shit

your turn

Raped a child? No more Kidderminster Harriers games for you lad.

>>150405200
if arsenal are shit what are man united

>>150405207
worse than Arsenal who are shit

>>150405205
>asks the court appointed translator who kiddiminster harriers are

>>150405171
Yep. Im feeling a /lug/ coming on.

>>150405150
>Sports-loving Criminal
Big fan of Huey me

>>150405205
>Raped a child?
You wouldn't be doing much of anything if that were the case. Stupid cunt.

>>150405207
>man united
ever so slightly less gay but still shit

>>150405181
>>150405184
Do they actually want to lose or what

>>150405217
Want to take a rest after that stretch mate?

>>150405232
haven't seen a joke go over someone's head like that for some time, damn

You’ve been struck by
You’ve been hit by
A sports loving criminal

>>150405224
There were cultural differences

isak is supporting whomst tonight?

Not that he is not to blame but if im amorim im looking for a way to get out of this disaster club. The money cant be that giod

>>150405184
>shabana mahmood

jesus

i fully support liverpool fc

>>150405224
Ahmed is new to the country and didnt realise it was a crime your honour. Also he could be killed if deported to his home country for the crime that he didnt know was a crime

>>150405171
A win? Should be anything less than 7 or 8-0 is an embarrassment. You're talking bout the reigning champions AFTER spending 500m AGAINST a club with NO recognised striker. Fuck, if they don't even keep a cleansheet it's a huge embarrassment.

>>150405231
They're the party for the working class white man.

>>150405447
Much like Celtic is the club for Protestants.

>>150405184
>Politics is easy lads, it's all bread and circuses to keep the masses quiet and happy
>So anyway my new policies are forcing them to share their bread with invaders and banning them from the circus
Amazing.

>>150405262
His interviews come across like a man who wants out
Nearly as obvious as Nuno's

sir jim needs to fire some more dinner ladies and get in a good midfield

>>150405184
>Sun on Sunday
In my day *jerks thumb towards my day* we called this News of the World

>>150405247
I laughed

>>150405514
why dont they *covers mouth with my hand and holds back laughter* play Ugarte

>W

>D
Fulham
>L
Arsenal

>>150405586
>L
>Arsenal
This is a lie btw

>>150405586
Should put a * on the fulham game, given they cheated for their goal.

>>150405606
Isn't Vieira retired?

>>150405640
black don't crack

>>150405640
Fabio Vieira, who Arsenal signed for 35mil from Porto I think

>>150405675
Least autistic German

>>150405675
Got the feeling of a panic West Ham signing all over him.

>>150405257
not sure, but I kuwait to find out

Heh

>>150405804
does every club just smell blood in the water when newcastle come knocking now lol

just take em for everything they've got and if not rebuff

>>150405804
CAM ON NUKE ASSLE
SIGN SOME FAKIN PLAYERS

>>150405257
>according to Sky Sports

>>150405850
>>150405257
>according to fans

Most cucked continent on earth

>>150405878
I won't be surprised if something similar happens here too soon. Columbus Crew just signed a Palestinian player, Wessam Abou Ali.

>>150405878
Sorry mate but we cannot talk about this here ok same as discussing Chelsea FC we get month-long bans

>>150405878
Has anyone tried this but also bring a friend who's wearing an IDF uniform?

>>150405675
>who Arsenal signed for 35mil
Genuinely never heard of him

>>150405878
brexit means brexit

>wolves reject €50 million bid for strand Larsen from newcastle

Does everyone hate that club?

>>150406096
Not much to like if we're being honest.
Years ago yeah it was a passionate fanbase where you'd dislike the team but respect the fans -but then they started wearing the tea towels, en masse

>>150406096
I've heard that even their own players don't want to play

>>150406096
liverpool have tabled an offer of £110m+ for one of their players. other clubs know newcastle will be flush with cash if they sell so they are trying to get as much as they can from them.

Shall be scouring the match thread tonight for real Geordies who are slagging off Scousers. Not expecting to be kept busy.

why are liverpool so obsessed with newcastle?

>>150406211
Newcastle is slowly rising and by the end of the decade they may as well be the best club in england

>>150406211
still seething over the carabao cup la

>>150405878
The jewish owner or brighton doesnt like this? Huh? Surely not

Predicting a 0-0 slurper tonight

>>150406276
He was going to give him a lifetime ban originally, but lessened it to 5 matches because he didn't want to lose the season ticket money.

>>150405878
>the jewish cabal is a rightwing conspiracy theory
>and to prove it, saying anything that can even vaguely be construed as not bowing down to jews will get you banned from everything you love
lol

>>150406317
it's called being a decent fucking human being

>>150406324
He was trying to and got a stadium ban for it

>>150406324
yeah i know, so why do the jews hate people being decent fucking human beings so much?

>>150406317
Reminds me of that time Jonathan Greenblatt was so incensed about the claim that "Jews control social media" that he had Twitter ban anyone and everyone saying "Jews control social media".

>>150406227
[bindippers disliked this]

>>150406324
Get off of 4chan Levy and sign some facking players
>>150406288
Kek

is that arsenal nutcase still going on about spurs
give it a rest ffs

jews? don't like em

>>150406343
There's a very funny video of a jewish comedian trying to do a bit on stage that makes fun of MAGA types for saying "Jews will not replace us" and he tries to make fun of them by saying "what the fuck job do you have? we dont want to work in mcdonalds, we've got good jobs" or something like that and some guy in the crowd just shouts "TV" and the jew immediately goes "OH YOU MEAN THE JEWS CONTROL HOLLYWOOD? GET THE FUCK OUT" lol

>>150406277
this
everyone is expecting an emotionally intensive games but you just know its going to be super boring as both teams sit back for 90 minutes

mad how the airstrikes never accidentally land on the Jewish journalists or medics

can you lot stop talking about 2nd place Spurs please thanks
don't need the pressure! might make me leave my rancid bedroom and join The Biggest Protest Ever Staged In The History Of Mankind as InvertTheWing is currently working on (in collaboration with ChatGPT) - due to the Eze deal collapsing. 3.1m people!

>>150406431
>extra 200 of the rapiest migrants sent to your home town for making that post

/epl/ cracks me up

incomprehnsible nonsense aw

>>150406440
I had to check and yep he's keeping it up and here's the latest from our beloved non-Spurs fan. Do not call him a Spurs fan! Or else!!!!!!!!!

>>150406476
wtf Spurs do not need Rogers

>>150406476
They aren't signing him wtf

>>150406440
>>150406476
Do you not get bored of this gimmick

>>150406476
There is no chance on earth that Villa permit the sale of Rogers at this point.
What the fuck do Spurs think they're doing?

>>150406414
I've seen that it's fucking hilarious. Jews have little self control, but fortunately they're complete cowards so are harmless unless they can get someone else to do their bidding for them.

>>150406493
I just went and rewatched it and it turns out I forgot the bit 30 seconds after he declares "the jews control TV" as being anti-semitism, where he proceeds to threaten the guy who shouted it by saying "And you work in TV? Where? I can send them this clip and see what happens" which just makes it all the funnier

>>150406522
Do they need another striker

>>150406522
He will light up that farmers league >>150406526

>>150406476
>levy will buy himself more time by signing Rodgers
Buy himself more time from what? He literally owns the club and has full control and the fanbase of limp wristed north London jews are literally designed to seethe and whine but ultimately do nothing regardless of what is happening

>>150406522
kek

Chris Wood is 13 goals away from matching Drogba's EPL goal record.

Do we think Nicholas Jackson will choose Bayern Munich or Newcastle?

>>150406277
This. Liverpool dont have what it takes to win.

Who is this Hincapie fella

>>150406547
We need a backup player for Kane this year

>>150406585
Never heard of him or watched him play but my team needs to spend 50M on him or the windows ruined

>Stoke City have signed England Under-19 international goalkeeper True Grant from Manchester City on a three-year deal.

Why the fuck would you name your kid "True"

Can you lot stop talking about Spurs bidding ridiculous fees and still getting SNUBBED? T-talk about England U19s instead.

The Yid Army deserve this and more.

>>150406585
sounds like a bloody foreigner to me

>>150406592
>>150406621
Both sound true

>>150406585
Very good defender with a great fitness track record, hasn't missed a game since 2023.

I'd give Newcastle respect for showing backbone over not selling Isak but we all know it's really just the Saudis doing it.
Eddie The Coward was doing his very best to push it along for Liverpool. The 'fans' did absolutely nothing to keep him either.

>>150406656
Incredible mental gymnastics there lad, would love to see your working behind that bollocks

the american arsenal janny was so triggered he made a thread kek

GB cannot bring himself to talk about tonight's match because it means talking about Scousers.
He's petrified of them!

>>150406656
He's gone after this game. They'll sell him in 2 days.

CITEH
CITEH
CITEH

>>150406694
In that case who's the replacement?

GB hates free speech and wants to ban people making threads

>>150406708
Wissa

arsewog is a very strange mentally ill man
big victim of thatchers cuts

>>150406720
>Brentford manager Keith Andrews "fully expects" Yoane Wissa to still be at the club come the end of the summer transfer window.
So who's the replacement?

>>150406708
They won't get one because they're a comedy club.

>>150406729
Wissa

Wissa actively wants to join but the ragheads pulled up the ladder so Newcastle cannot sign him LMAO

How do long term arsenal fans feel about their club becoming reddit fc

>>150406754
Becoming?

>>150406754
Stoke City FC, show some respect to Pulisball

>>150406754
hard to displace liverpool from that title

>>150406754
reddit fc would have to be man united because their fanbase is 80% indian like reddit

you will not find any Geordie cunt slagging off Liverpool nor Scousers over the Isak deal
it's completely undocumented

We're gonna smash their heads in

Most blatant "t-talk about Arsenal" ever. Shitzen included.

>>150406754
>becoming

Arsenal has always been a proud POC LGBTQ+ club

>>150406754
God this club really does dominate /epl/ even now
Maybe they need a second general

>>150406782
>it’s completely undocumented
Like your sex life

Did you enjoy the sunny bank holiday Monday today, /epl/?
Did you go anywhere nice? The beach, perhaps?
Are you a bit melancholy about the end of summer?

>>150406799
Because their fanbase is full of thirdies and blacks just like /sp/

>>150406800
Whatever makes you feel better you COWARDLY GEORDIE BASTARD.
Any Scouser would knock you out cold on sight. He'd have to visit your smelly bedroom of course.

>>150406808
dafne's boobs and bushy fanny were the highlight of my year

Yids having a right old seethe

Why do Liverpool fans think everyone should bow down to them? And if you don't they start getting violent.

>>150406808
I’ve sat at home scratching my balls and playing FM
Gonna start drinking soon and then send my cock to girls on Snapchat

>>150406817
Both have grown in their respective ways recently

Newcastle vs. Liverpool in less than 2 and a half hours.
Let 4plebs reflect that Arsenal (played 2 days ago) dominates /epl/ as per usual.

>>150406831
who you managing lad?

>>150406820
dave told me we control the world so obviously everyone should bow down to us in that case

>>150406832
you were literally spamming about spurs for 12 straight hours you utter mentalist

I will be bringing up Geordie cowardice when it comes to Scousers in the match thread.
Don't seethe now, just think up why it's so plainly the truth and post it then.

Poor Geordie lasses

Liverpool fans are rattled for some reason. This should help. Kind regards.

>>150406851
Ah yes, that famous Newcastle supporting haven of, err, Croydon.

>>150406847
Yes of course I was
This justifies your seething about Arsenal fully

GB's meltdown earlier than I thought

God this is a great match. Whoever wins, we win.
And I can say God, I am not a Geordie.

get back to talking about arsenal please

>>150406851
Threatening to beat their wives over a man they don't know wanting a new job.

aw is a mentally ill freak

Liverpool conceded 2 goals to a shit team like Bournemouth. Even a semi decent Newcastle should score a few, regardless of isak playing or not.

>>150406901
What exactly is this screenshot meant to show? That Newcastle fans are nervous about the match?

How does one get onto The Gary Neville Podcast?

>>150406901
Lowest of the low wife beater is an admin

>>150406593
ruined his life before it even started

>you all him! stop talking about upcoming match because you him. talk about arsenal
Told you, football talk is getting slowly banned. He's genuinely reporting us all for talking about football matches.

>>150406922
>"fuck am I really going to THAT PLACE again already?"
>I told my wife to be elsewhere this time because her dad likes Liverpool
The implication is that if she isn't elsewhere, she will be beaten.

Newcastle United have gone 17 Premier League matches without a win against Liverpool (D5 L12); the last Magpies manager to lead them to victory against the Reds was Steve McClaren in December 2015.

My favourite is when AW gets mad at people mocking Arsenal and he pretends to be a concerned neutral who will blindly defend Arsenal

>aw spamming the thread

grimola

Love the EPL

>>150406947
Liverpool fan Howe has sabotaged them for a bunch of those

Autistic sperg is spamming the thread begging people not to talk about football and to get mad at arsenal for whatever reason but nobody cares about that which is sending him into a rage and now he's accessing every poster of being a fantasy character

>>150407018
Accusing

>>150407018
You've joined him in the nuthouse.

Apparently discussing football in any way, shape or form is too difficult for anyone in this general.

>>150407018
I dunno if it's just the one poster but I am seeing a weird trend of 'stop talking about that and talk about Arsenal'
Which is less blatant when there isn't a huge match about to take place but it is and it's still happening
It's like he's too thick or mentally-ill to temper it when it needs to be

>>150407043
Literally just woke up mate. That's like my 2nd or 3rd post ITT with the previous ones being a couple of hours ago.

Anyway enough of this shit. Gordon hattrick soon.

need joelinton to two foot salah in the opening 5 minutes

Geordie Bastard really will go through all this simply to avoid slagging off Scousers who tapped up their greatest-ever player for well over a year. Care in the Community failed him, clearly.

Don't talk about the upcoming match ffs

>>150407107
Seeing this take a lot but the smart money is on Bruno getting carded before Joe

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22Geordie%20Bastard%22

>all that autism

this is nuts

>Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Toontastic are slagging them off so maybe it's just the Geordie cowards on 4chan who cannot bring themselves to utter a solitary negative word about the Scousers?

>>150407147
GB you utter coward GET ROPING 10-0 TONIGHT!!!!!

This really is getting weird now
What a fucking dogshit general

>>150407156
lmfao all deserved

who riled up old mate to get him to post his arsenal folder

>>150407159
>repeatedly uses "GB" so it doesn't appear in the archive search history to show how sad he is

>>150407175
It's the worst it's ever been this summer. Don't even know why I bother coming back to it.

>>150407107
Not needed. Salah will go to afcon and slip off when he comes back. Liverpool need a big lead to keep city at bay. Arsenal aren't real threats.

>Leeds have signed Leicester City defender James Justin in a deal worth £10m.
lol, shite signing

It's a rentboy behind all btw
He's successfully gotten Chelsea discussion ousted

>>150406901
Can't imagine wanting to beat up the person you're supposed to love the most in the entire world

>>150407196
>it’s the worst it’s been this summer
True

>>150407217
But that bastard isak made me hit the missus

>be top of the league
>enjoying the seeth

>>150407213
Signings like this are so odd, like he's proven to be not good enough so why spend 10m on him? Just play some kid from the youth team who MIGHT be good enough rather than buying someone you know isn't.

>>150407243
Can only assume it's depth for Bogle and his injury problems are over. Some of the signings Red Bull Yorkshire and Red Bull Glasgow have made this summer have been bizarre.

>>150407263
Did both leave?

What's the Scouse cope for when they dont beat a dogshit Newcastle team tonight?

>>150407263
lmfao it really did

>>150407263
Liverpool fans were rattled about Newcastle last season too?

>>150407263
No-one could've predicted they'd lose Isak on a free to their astroturf training ground due to their own cowardice.

When do the cold rainy nights in Stoke begin?

>>150407175
aw couldn't handle the banter the last couple of days and got a bunch of regular posters jannied for using his full name
It seems to have emboldened him and now we get these all day and night autism sessions

>>150406901
>>150406931
>>150407217

GEORDIE GB BASTARD busy spamming screenshots from months ago but too scared to go after Scousers 2 hours before a match against them
Really weird behaviour

its really funny that arsenal have never won a european trophy

>>150407284
W-we dont have a striker l-la...

talk about arsenal
not upcoming match and not chelsea

>>150407301
You're confusing whoever this aw guy is with the aussie spurs fan and the autistic Liverpool fan who used to call everyone dave but now calls them aw.

never won the cl
never won the europa
never even won the conference

>Kobbie Mainoo considering options following a diminished role under Ruben Amorim, per @alex_crook. Unclear if anything will develop in the next week. Mainoo has always been committed to staying, but lack of opportunities have changed the dynamic.

Welcome to...?

Will the Egyptain Queen score tonight?

>>150407348
Leicester!

an australian managed to win the europa with spurs

arteta couldnt even drag the gooners past ro16

>>150407348
He's got 3 years left on his contract, you mong. He'll be a starter when Bruno leaves next summer.

>>150407348
Atletico in a player + cash deal for Conor Gallagher

can't wait to see rodrygo starting tonight alongside lavia and caicedo now they're bedded in

>>150407284
>>150407355
STOP TALKING ABOUT LIVERPOOL NOW!!!!

>>150407348
most overrated player in the league
him being a benchwarmer is his natural position

>>150407398
May the Caicedo gimmick live forever
Or at least until a verified Scouser admits Klopp lied

>>150405804
look at the top of his head

tick tock poocastle

>>150407368
I'm glad someone brought this up because has nobody realised that even with the europa league, every player is still rejecting spurs for arsenal lol? I don't think I've seen so many hijacks by one team against another in a single window. Just goes to show how little the europa league is valued nowadays I guess. Uefa ruined it with the rules changes last season.

i dont know whos online supporters are worse liverpool or arsenal

its a tough call

>>150406647
he should steer clear of arsenal then

Now for some transfer news after all the schizo posting..

>AS Roma have approached Liverpool today for Kostas Tsimikas to join on initial loan deal. Tsimikas wants the move but no green light to the formula yet as #LFC insist on permanent exit. There are two more clubs in the race for the Greek LB

>Napoli has reached an agreement in principle with Højlund. Work is underway with Manchester United to reach a final agreement. The deal that should bring Højlund back to Italy is a loan with an option to buy

Looks like many clubs are waiting for deadline day to get loan deals (PL transfer window closes hours before others)

>>150407485
Not sure what United are up to with these late deals. They need these players out right now, needed them out months ago.

>>150407450
liverpool and spurs are definitely tied for the worst. can't handle any banter at all. utd, chels, arse can all bring the banter. and citeh have no fans.

scouse sports about to do their hardest to preserve the myth that the best atmosphere in the league is a karaoke bar where they pump in sound through speakers

Who needs european trophies when you can win the transfer window trophy

Big match tonight but we cannot talk about it

>>150407473
He'll be a bench warmer at arsenal so he won't have an opportunity to get injured anyway. He was perfect for spurs considering VDVs injury record and is arguably a better defender too. But alas, he obviously doesn't rate Levy's proposal.

now why is the top comment on a bbc sport article about transfer business between newcastle and wolves about man united?

the reds

>>150407566
how long will the wirtz experiment last

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>>150407573
>>150407573
>>150407573
>>150407573

the time has come to claim this league as our own

the time has come

to destroy liverpoo

>>150407566
>Jones RB
Oof.

can't wait for the meltdown when the troons boo the 20th minute silence for jota.
the liverpulidians are gonna not like this one.

got a feeling tino will pull a worldie tonight

>>150407790
>>150407790
>>150407790

IT'S UP

>>150407348
He's always had Sunderland written all over him. Like Paddy McNair or Tyler Blackett who I assume both play for Sunderland.

>>150407151
they're spursy but taken to an elite level

>Commentator already defending Liverpool for tapping up a player
It's going to be *that* kind of match then.

Dead atmosphere already. Like Anfield but somehow worse.

>>150408011
>tattoos
dropped

Commentator going to start crying in a minute omdz

>>150408452
Cope liversissy

Liverpool are cheating like mad

>know you can’t beat poocastle with Isak
>tap him up and unsettle him so you don’t have to
Cheating bin dipping bastards

Geordies being cocksuckers for Liverpool as per usual

>>150408011
Who is this lady?

Cowardly Geordie Bastard deserves this. Hope it's a rugby score for Liverpool.

>Villa and Poocastle have 1 point from 2 games played
God Six chads, we eating good, just need United to step up and Forest to face actually good teams

>>150406901
Someone call 999. Save the las!

Quite possibly the worst refball I’ve ever seen, and of course it’s in liverpools favour

>>150410425
If it's against Liverpool then it's the main story for days on end, even getting mentioned on the Today programme 3 days later

Geordies saying nothing.

>>150410504
Mental that this wasn’t a red but Gordon scratching Van Disney’s leg was

This actually is the perfect time to still talk about the absolutely ridiculous refball Liverpool get in their favour.
Newcastle would've won this by 4/5 goals.

kwab

What happened in the second half for 11 minutes? I missed the whole match but it says the red card was in the first half.

>>150410795
concussion and a couple of VAR checks

Liverpool truly are a vile club. We'll say it because we know the Geordies can't.

>>150410710
We’re not allowed to mention that Gravenberch and Konate should’ve been sent off

it was plainly stated at the start of the season that Liverpool will get one bullshit refereeing decision per match all season
both PL matches so far have seen this prediction proven CORRECT

>>150410838
>concussion
Oh wow, an actual one? Who was it?
>a couple of VAR checks
Fair enough. I'm just thinking back to last season or maybe the one before that where Newcastle ended up losing in extra time because they wasted so much time
And lmao just as I was typing this out, Liverpool scored. Unreal.

Really kind of funny that the TTT is only on stage 5; Jumbo Visma LAB already lost one of their riders . i guess it's because thats usually a big event and they want to especially host it in spain

GB about to take it out on /epl/. Get angry at the Geordies directly you fat coward .

One Isak while we're here please

NEVER IN DOUBT
NEVER IN DOUBT
THAT'S WHY WE'RE CHAMPIONS
NEVER IN DOUBT

>Rio Nguhoma is the fourth youngest scorer in Premier League history (16 years, 361 days), behind James Vaughan (16 years, 270 days), James Milner (16 years, 356 days) and Wayne Rooney (16 years, 360 days).

REMEMBER THE NAME
JAMES VAUGHAN

Arsenal are going to absolutely destroy Liverpool. 2 goals a piece against Bournemouth and now shitcastle with 10 men and no isak. Their saving grace might be saka and odegaard injuries. But either way Liverpool defence is garbage

good result reds

A fookin' 16 year old

mentality monsters

>>150411014
Schar got splatted but both Tonali and Joelinton went off injured as well.

Newcastle v Liverpool is the Premier League fixture that GUARANTEES drama.

What's the excuse now after Liverpool fans called arsenal shit after playing poor but still beating united? Liverpool struggled against 10 men lol

Rio Ngumoha was born in 2008

>>150411211
Newcastle are much better than manure to be fair. Guarantee they beat Sharteta's frauds when you play them.

huge fan of hardman joelinton being subbed off with a dead leg

>>150411150
imagine making this post but ignoring the fact that macallister and frimpong were both out

And to rub salt in the Geordie wound, Isak will be a Liverpool player tomorrow.

Just saw this on Twatter. Bit forced.

>>150411194
*molesters

Newcastle (1.42) 2-3 (0.66) Liverpool

what is their fucking problem?

AWFUL DAY FOR THE HOMELESS

Gourmet rats tonight scousebros, another blinding theft. True to our culture x

>>97

HAHAAHHAHAAAHHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAAHHHA

Scamming rats

>>150411234
>Frimpong
Szoboszlai was more than capable. It's the other side that's the problem. Kerkez looks and plays like a retard.

Rio Ngumoha is the second 16-year-old to score a winning goal in a Premier League game, after Wayne Rooney in October 2002 for Everton vs Arsenal; he is one day younger (16 years, 361 days) than Rooney was that day.

>>150410504
Fucking hell

>>150411235
>tomorrow
It's actually 2 more weeks

>>150411211
Arsenal have been shit for 2 years and Liverpool are the champions

PLEASE

PLEASE STOP IT

I CAN'T LAUGH ANY MORE

ABLS LEGIT THOUGHT WE'D LOSE HAHAHAHAHHHAA

PLEASE MY SIDES I CANNOT PHYSICALLY COPE I'M FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

>ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS

>>150411257
ibou poor for the second goal again
dunno what's up with the lad

TERRIBLE DAY FOR THE HOMELESS

RIO GOT THEM SEETHIN
RIO GOT THEM SEETHIN

WE CAN HEAR THEM CRYIN IN /SP/
WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS IT'S LFC
ANOTHER WIN UNDERNEATH OUR BELT
FUCK OFF DAVID YOU'RE A FUCKING MELT

NANANANANANANANA NANA

>>150411205
>Schar got splatted but both Tonali and Joelinton went off injured as well.
Oof. I know Schar and Joelinton are constantly injured but didn't think Tonali would go down as well.
>Newcastle v Liverpool is the Premier League fixture that GUARANTEES drama.
Sure looks like it. Some atmosphere as well. I'm going to be a smug asshole and say it always felt like Liverpool would still win just because it looked like Newcastle were falling for their own hype a little bit, if that makes sense, but still. Those last 20 minutes were great.

>>150411234
Imagine making this post but ignoring the fact that isak didn't play and Newcastle lost Gordon, joelinton and tonali.

CALL 999

CALL AN AMBULANCE


PLEASE. SOMEONE. I CANNOT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING. THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE'D LOSE


THEY LEGIT THOUGHT WE'D LOSE

THEY FUCKING THOUGHT WE'D ACTUALLY NOT WIN THAT GAME DESPITE BEING SHIT AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS >ABLS

>>150411242
>0.66
how is this possible? Rio's goal alone I'm burying 9/10 times

>>150411295
11/10

>>150411281
It's something I've been complaining about since the days of the Upamencano vs Konate debate before he even joined Liverpool. He is ALWAYS playing the man instead of the ball. So when he comes up against a bigger man, it completely backfires. Lovren used to do it too and would get bullied by stocky strikers like Aguero for the same reason.

OH DAVE you got a long night of you

>>150411304
the KWAB 3

When Rio was born I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry was the UK number one single

>>150411280
ABLS got proudy
Mancs on suicide watch

>>150411272
>It's actually 2 more weeks
/pol/ is thataway

>>150411304
>tfw 21 times

Youngest scorers in LFC history:

Rio Ngumoha - 16y 361d
Ben Woodburn - 17y 45d
Kaide Gordon - 17y 96d
Michael Owen - 17y 143d
Jordan Rossiter - 17y 183d

>>150411313
>61% of Liverpool’s xG this evening came from Ngumoha’s strike in the 110th minute

Expect AW to be seething about Liverpool ITT until 4am btw

>>150411285
But liverpool won

I can see why Newcastle fans call him the real Bruno

>>150411299
Literally said the second it went to 99 minutes it would end 3-2 Liverpool and it did. This happened a few seasons back when Nunez won it in injury time.

>>150411343
Literally who

>>150411305
but I didn't ignore that at all. can you read, lad?

21 is fucking coming lads. Dread it. Run from it. It's happening.

>>150411243
if you can't see it...

YOU FUCKING ***** CUNT, GET HIM OUT

>>150411350
easy to predict games after being introduced to cold reading isn't it

>>150411374
>big hard man joe linton walking off the pitch in tears

>>150411350
>This happened a few seasons back
This happens every game Liverpool concede an equaliser. They have so many match winners in that squad. It is impossible to fail as a manager (although winning titles demand some extra quality). Even Amorim would look good with those players.

>>150411374
Why do they act like a man who dyes his hair blonde is some kind of hard knock

>>150411345
>Homless Manc Seethe
You love to see it
Stay warm tonight Dave :')

>>150411148
Is he the youngest ever player to score a winning goal in the league? The commentator just said he was and that he was one day younger than Rooney, which doesn't seem right if this list is right.

>>150411350
I was literally typing about that match when they scored lel. Is that the one where Liverpool were also one man down or was that another game?

how the fuck did Liverpool spend 500 million on that squad and look worse than last season ?!

Just found out that Cole Palmer is 1/4 black
Grandad is from the Caribbean. Came over with the windrush generation.

>>150411414
>Is he the youngest ever player to score a winning goal in the league
361 is one more than 360

Saudi Arabia on suicide watch. VERY disrespectful to lose at home to a 99th minute goal from a 16 year old. Heads may well LITERALLY roll.

>Needing red ball and ELEVEN minutes of extra time to beat a 10 man isakless poocastle
Grim club

>>150411398
was going to say this, with my added suspicion there is usually some mental weakness that manifests subliminally through dying the hair (close to the brain innit)

Idk how any Liverpool fan can be flappy, it was a dreadful performance. Choking a 2 goal lead against 10 men

>>150411434
Agreed, as a Liverpool fan I'd much rather get a moral victory like Man United did v Arsenal than a 3-2 loss.

Agent Howe delivering the goods once again

>>150411422
Yes, which is why I'm confused. I guess they just made a mistake? Or there's some kind of technicality about it being a winning goal or whatever.

>>150411434
newcastle are a good team and it's early in the season
clearly things to work on but the result is the most important thing

>>150411434
>get 3 away points in august against a CL contender despite playing poorly

protagonists of football

>>150411451
yeah i guess the commentator fucked up

>>150411430
based liverpool with the never say die attitude

>>150411434
>Idk how any Liverpool fan can be flappy
Just shake your arms innit

>>150411434
it's worth it just to see the Geordie meltdown

What's the excuse when >we run through Arselel and go top next week?

one of the most pathetic performances ive ever seen in my life
wont even finish top 4

>>150411414
>I was literally typing about that match when they scored lel. Is that the one where Liverpool were also one man down or was that another game?
yeah 10 men nunez 2 goals

HAND HIM OVER HAND HIM OVER HAND HIM OVER NEWCASTLE

based chants

That was the most egregious refball I’ve seen in years. Genuinely embarrassing that they Liverpool didn’t win 5-0

dont let this distract you from the fact that simon hooper is a very bad referee and lost control of the game multiple times

>until Liverpool scores
why waste 120m on Isak when you can buy the refs.

>>150411481
kek, that chant has the Geordies SEETHING

liverpool wont win anything this year

cannot believe they pissed away 150m on that shitter

>>150411527
Also two stonewall pens were ignored, and Gravenberch was allowed to scissor tackle a player without getting a red

>The loudest recorded crowd noises in football stadiums (based on reports):
1. Beşiktaş’s Vodafone Park – 132 dB (2007) 2. Galatasaray’s Turk Telekom Arena – 131.76 dB (2011) 3. Fenerbahçe’s Şükrü Saracoğlu Stadium – 131 dB 4. Celtic’s Celtic Park – 129 dB (2024) 5. Everton’s Hill Dickinson Stadium – 126 dB (2025)

>>150411517
if they're too good
why couldn't they take advantage of the fact that the opponent had 10 players for 45 minutes and instead required 10 minutes of extra time?
why have they conceded two goals in each of their last four matches?

>>150411543
a scissor tackle? my god! is the guy alright?

NOOOO ISAK DON'T ENTER THE SAUDI EMBASSY

From the replays, it kinda does look like Konate got away with one there

>>150411512
It's not really saying much because I can't think of any current Premier League referee that you can actually consider good, just not awful, but Hooper is definitely one of the awful ones. It was obvious in the United vs Arsenal game as well. He just looks clueless. And of course that City vs Spurs game is infamous.

so is Isak going or not

>>150411560
being good doesn't mean being better than every team you play for 90 minutes every match

>>150411473
>Arsenalvstop4teams.jpg
no anon, I don’t think so.

>>150411560
because they arent good and its why they get dumped out of europe every single year

>>150411573
idk, Newcastle are too incompetent to sign a striker so far, probably not if they cant get one

>>150411561
I’m not sure he might have a scratch that looks like a poodle did it like Van Disney, is Van Disney going to be able to walk after that btw?

How many will gyokeres score against them next week

>>150411570
He absolutely did, pushed the last man from behind when he was already on a yellow. But it’s Liverpool so no card

>>150411556
Reckon Pickford will get to break this thug's leg again?

>>150411570
>City vs Spurs
Which one was that?

>>150411590
yeah he played the rest of the game lad, did you not watch?

>>150411595
7.6 for salah is extremely generous considering he was completely anonymous the entire game and only got an assist because szoboszlai dummied the ball
actually all these ratings are weird, szoboszlai was by far liverpools best player, jones 7.3 where'd they get that from
konate was like a 3
kerkez also a 3

>>150411595
>7.6
Salah absolutely did nothing today, total muzzle privilege right there

>>150411633
van dijk was Liverpools best player imo

>>150411579
Arsenal have been looking kinda shakey in defence lately though. They basically rolled out the carpet for United but they suck and Leeds are relegation tier but they still got a chance before Arsenal had even scored one iirc. I know Liverpool's defence is incredibly shakey as well but their attacking is extremely good and Arsenal's leave a lot to be desired still imo.

>>150411605
>>City vs Spurs
>Which one was that?
The infamous Haaland Majin Buu one. I believe City had the ball going forward, Spurs player wipes someone out but I think Haaland or maybe Bernardo or someone still had the ball and was basically through on goal but Hooper blows his whistle to bring the game back for absolutely no reason whatsoever. You could argue that City wouldn't have scored from that play but Hooper blew the whistle far too early to really say for sure iirc.
On a side note, I don't think any of City's players got a yellow for crowing the referee that day even though that's apparently been a rule for a while now allegedly.

>>150411595
How is Szoboszlai so low, he was their best player

Is nobody seriously concerned at how many goals we're leaking to let's be honest really shit teams

Why would Isak want to join these shitters that blew two consecutive two goal leads?

How many smashed windows on Arsenals bus next week?

Salad does it again
That 16 year old is better than him already. All Salad is good for is stat padding.

>>150411646
Arsenal have the best attack in the league this season so far

>>150411653
no one else is in for him

>>150411640
he did have a lot of very good defensive headers when it became set-piece ball for a while
but szoboszlai made a ton of really clutch clearances being asked to play out of position at right back when newcastle were swarming from minute like 10 to 35 or 40 or whenever liverpool got the first goal

>>150411667
>Arsenal have the best attack in the league this season so far

by which metric?

>>150411646
oh yeah that one, the first one under Ange, where it finished 3-3

Congrats to our good friends over at Arsenal for beating Lelds and being outplayed by Amorim's brave Manchester United

>>150411304
Villa have been completely overshadowed this weekend despite having the worst result of the three of them.

>>150405217
>>150405232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haX798TJxYg

>>150411667
They're obviously not bad and maybe you can excuse only getting 1 goal against United because that's always going to be a tough game no matter what state both clubs are in but still. I wasn't that convinced. They always fumble around a lot until they just decide not to and then they score 5 goals. But I don't think they'll ever be confident enough to attempt that kind of football at Anfield. Arteta is far too risk averse for that. I reckon it'd be a 1-1, 2-2, or maybe a 2-1 for Liverpool.

>>150411681
Weird, I thought City had lost that one but I guess not. I don't even remember anything else from that match lol, clearly. Just that Hooper moment.

how many geordies wives got beat tonight/?

Rio FUCKING Ngumoha lads.

>>150411686
At least they weren’t outplayed by a ten man Shitcastle with no striker

I never realised how extremely similar both Slot's and Klopp's voices are. The fuck?

>>150411560
6 points in those 2 matches though

>>150411710
Son scored a goal and an og in the first 10 minutes

>>150411733
one has a dutch accent and one has a german accent

will the irish flag go away when liverpoo are 6th by december

LIVERPOOL ARE 3RD AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLOT IS A FUCKING FRAUD

Guehi status?

>>150411751
Fuck off with that refcam crap

As a lifelong Liverpool fan I want nothing more than to see my missus have her back doors blown in by a group of Mancs

>>150411742
Kek, yes obviously. That's the only difference I meant. If either of them put on an accent and I wasn't looking at the screen I don't think I'd be able to tell the difference, They both have the same 'sound' for their voice. Not talking about their cadences or laughs or accents or whatever.

>>150411740
Oh yeah, I do remember that actually. That was really funny.

>>150411722
>no striker
then who scored Newcastle's 2nd goal?

Dave with a new gimmick where he can fantasise about his cuck fetish

>>150411751
I remember when Ten Hag called Eddie Howe boring and it baited him into actually attacking in a final (Newcastle lost 2-0).

>>150411751
>until they win

Man United look miles better than THAT Newcastle team btw. Can see an easy Arsenal win in GW3.

>>150411788
>Man United look miles better

kek

do scousers actually think that german mong is good
embarrassing

>>150411792
Support your local

>>150411796
youre from Wigan lad

>>150411769
Immense level of cope, Liverpool struggled vs a ten man shitcastle playing a striker who has scored 2 premier league goals.

>>150405497
well yeah mate it's deliberate

Do you think Isa Slot travels with the team or does Konate have to wait until they get home to fuck her?

liverpoo conceded to a player from league 1 omds

dave's having gay interracial fantasies in his tent again

>>150411803
You aren't even on the same landmass.

>>150411807
weird because I could've sworn you just said they had no striker, but now you're telling me they had a striker and he scored a goal?

>>150411820
you're still from wigan

Kek

>>150411826
I'm not. Please keep coping with the fact you are no better than a Liverpool plastic from another continent.

>>150411747
More vital than Isak if Konate is going to play like that

Why did Liverpool pay 150m for this guy who doesn't do anything?

>>150411841
Corr more fodder for Konate and Ngumoah

>>150411848
you already exposed yourself in the summer lad, get down the dw and supprt your local team

>>150411862
No idea who you're even referring to, you clearly need to get your schizophrenia checked out.

>>150411855
presumably to make you seethe for the next six months

>>150411871
Support your local you fucking wool

>>150411881
>wool
Not even from the North West you silly cunt.

>>150411839
Patrick Dorgu is literally Wilfried Zaha wearing a black mop head.

>>150411891
Support your local you cowardly WOOL

>>150411904
Yet more mental illness gracing this general, wonderful.

>>150411878
Strange way to waste 150m euros but whatever gets you off

>>150411911
>t. WOOL COWARD who doesn't support his local

i see aw learned a new word

>Liverpool created 0.00(xG) between the 46th and 100th minute against 10-man Newcastle.

It'll be an easy win for arsenal I reckon

>>150411920
it's not my money lol do you often get your feelings hurt by how corporations spend their money?

>>150411920
consider that could could power half of walton with the steam coming off your forehead

well said

>>150411788
I can excuse shitposting but
I draw a line at telling lies

>liverpool lost the 46-100 minute xG battle
it's over

>>150411938
>>150411939
Incredible damage control, lads.

>>150411945
Don't think he should be making any comments on Newcastle after his embarrassing backpedal yesterday.

>>150411939
Yeah Im definitely the one whos seething mate

>>150411961
Glad you admit it

>>150411960
where's united now lad? 15th? kek

>>150411937
>Arsenal in a big away game
It's got 1-1 written all over it.

>>150411980
Why do you think I support United? Their implosion is fucking hilarious.

>>150411987
>Rio
Lmao.

made of glass fc

>>150411994
You're so angry lol

>>150412000
Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.

>>150411982
That's a better result for arsenal than Liverpool because Liverpool certainly aren't beating arsenal at the Emirates

>>150412002
>You're so angry lol
Keep on coping that Wirtz is shite.

>>150412000
sounds like they need to do some emergency squad building

>>150412009
>>150412009
>>150412009
Time to move on

>>150411730
He's literally better than Sterling was when he came through. Like it or not he's going to be on par with Yamal in a year's time

>>150412011
You're so so angry lol

>>150412011
Keep coping that you're in 16th and spent 250m on shitters

>>150412025
I can feel your seething through the screen lad.

>>150412029
I don't even support a PL club.

>>150412049
>n-no u
kek you're so mad lol

>>150412049
Lmao the Manure Monkey is embarrassed

>>150412056
>>150412068
Keep on defending a nine figure flop.

>>150412073
not my money lol you're so angry tho

>>150412073
>spent 9 figures on 3 flops
>flop united fc
Lmao seething Homeless MANC

>>150412006
>That's a better result for arsenal than Liverpool
Especially if Saka and Odegaard are meant to be out for the game like it was rumoured

>>150411667
Warra trophy! Champions of Hong Kong, you'll never want to sing that

>>150412142
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win......