Thread 150407573

ISAKBOWL

KICK-OFF: 8:00PM UK

NEWCASTLE: Pope; Trippier, Schar, Burn, Livramento; Tonali, Guimaraes (c), Joelinton; Elanga, Gordon, Barnes.
>SUBSTITUTES: Ramsdale, Hall, Botman, Thiaw, Osula, Murphy, Willock, Ramsey, Miley.

LIVERPOOL: Alisson; Jones, Konate, van Dijk (c), Kerkez; Szoboszlai, Gravenberch; Salah, Wirtz, Gakpo; Ekitike.
>SUBSTITUTES: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Endo, Bradley, Chiesa, Leoni, Elliott, Robertson, Ngumoha.

>>150407573 (OP)
Anime

>he's not part of either team lineup or subs
boooooooooring

will the winner get to keep isak?

I'm preparing for an absolute kinoteatr bloodbath here tonight

only an hour and 12 minutes early

>No Mac Allister

F

Got a lot of respect for Liverpool fans, pet
Let's avoid having a go at them

why isn't isak playing bros
is he injured?

>>150407609
eyes off thirdie dog

as a neutral, why wont newcastle just sell the player that doesn't wanna play for them?

Will Isak be in attendance to hatewatch Newcastle?

>>150407653
yeah he has a torn pussy

>that booing of the Liverpool team walking into SJP
Kino game imminent

>Mfw the ABL cope when >we win
21 is coming

>>150407661
because they value him higher than what is being offered

>>150407695
>paying thousands a week for a player doing nothing on the bench
nice 1 lads

>>150407662
How many legs are being broken tonight in the isak derby?

>>150407704
you do know newcastle has the richest owners in the world right? I don't think they care about those weekly wages

Eddie telling the lads to not bother tonight

Winner takes Isak

>>150407675
>mfw newcrumble sit 18th

*Jerks thumb towards Newcastle*
Won't put any effort in tonight

Massive game for Linton, Tuchel will be watching

merry christmas anons

honestly hoping that sandcastle break as many scousescum legs as possible tonight

FUCK THEM UP NEWCASTLE
TOON ARMY
TOON ARMY
TOON ARMY
TOON ARMY

you didn't waste your day off lounging around on the sofa all day did you anons?
you went out and enjoyed the sun r-right

Fuck Newcastle!

>>150407821
no, the sun is gay

>>150407821
It was cloudy with a bit of rain all day so I played some games mostly

>Jones v Linton in the midfield
An English duel, love to see it

>>150407821
I got a TooGoodToGo bag from Cooplands and have spent the last hour eating pastries :)

>>150407821
Went for a walk
Went to the gym
Did a barbecue
Had a poo
Going to watch this now and then write some more of my book

>>150407848
what did you get anon and for how much

>>150407821
Been to the park with the kids
Spent 20 quid on cheese toasties

>>150407821
Yes I got everything done just so I can watch (my) team get assblasted by Liverpoo on national television.

Why aren't Newcastle playing their best player?

>>150407821
I did but I wasn't feeling enthusiastic so just went on a couple of hour bike ride on my normal route
Yesterday I considered a bit more adventure as it feels like the last day of summer but I didn't fancy it in the end
>>150407848
You're aware this is a regional chain not one most of us will be familiar with and judging from the frequency with which you post about it your identity has been narrowed down significantly

>>150407855
Why are players rejecting every club that isnt Liverpool or Arsenal?

>>150407902
Because he's assessed his options and realised he could go to the countries best club

>>150407647
geordie bastard you sly dog

>>150407919
Murphy's going to Man City?

>>150407919
I don't think manchester city is hiring my friend

>>150407821
Did some geocaching, was fun

>>150407902
He wants to play for the Champions, not some oil funded club.

boring ahh teams ong fr

>>150407821
fucking rain all summer

>>150407941
>>150407942
Congratulations from coming out of your comas, but Liverpool won the league last year lads

the pink hairless assholes of ginger Scottish girls

How many red cards?

Who wins this?

Why are the models always black males

>>150408033
zero obviously

Pre match slags?

scousers are not going to handle that midfield and theyll fall to the floor to get play stopped every 30 seconds
calling it now

>>150408035
you already know

evening fellas

>>150408074
MODS

gagging for a good defensive performance

Comfy game

>>150407870
£3.30 and got a BLT, BBQ Chicken Pizza, Cheese and Bacon Wrap, 4 Sausage Rolls, a Packet of Ready Salted Crisps, an Egg Tart, a Gingerbread Man, and a Vanilla Slice.

>>150407910
Cooplands is 140 years old.

put my gf (male)'s life savings on a cheeky newcastle win

I cannae believe it man

>>150408107
>limes

>>150408110
that’s a cracking deal that

>Slobo and Grav as the two mids

The Tonali, Bruno and Joelinton trio should dominate the midfield, it's the only hope Newcastle have of getting something out of this game

>>150408107
enjoy la

>>150408129
Hungarian bloke is playing RB

>>150408107
grim setup

>>150408107
Liquids and crumbly snacks have NO place near hardware.

>>150408128
It's fucking good lad. Only caveat is that you never know what youre gonna get. Always get plenty though.

Look at Liverpools bench. They desperately need new players

>>150407821
Nope. Spent about 3 hours this morning replacing the brakes and starter on my beater car, also going to run 10k after this match is over

>August 2025
>(You) still don’t have a big booba GF
how can you focus on the game tonight knowing this?

Im gonna go take a shit and maybe watch the game while i do some college assignment

>>150408135
Thanks

>>150408162
Ew she looks like a whore
I will only aim for nerdy fujos who are into obscure animes like made in abyss

>>150408073
Coarrrr!

>>150408172
szobo at right back

>>150408162
ive had big booba gf in the past.
i like my current one because she doesnt annoy the shit out of me
ill take that trade off

>>150408073
hot

Whats the better bet?
Over 22 fouls or over 5 cards?

>>150408070
Why is Liverpool Pepe scrounging the bin for merch from other clubs?

>>150408192
wtf

corr, love an absolute peng cock in me arse, me

how many for /wirtz/ tonight?

>>150408231
Big fat 0

>>150408073
Luv me slags, simple as.

>>150408231
wirtz? you mean agent 007?

>>150408037
that's a man??????????

>>150408219
simeone speaks english now???

Why do scousers have curly hair?

Anywhere to stream this game illegally?

>>150407902
Tonali is starting

We’re going to do unholy things to Liverpool tonight - whether Isak’s in red, black and white, playing or not involved.

SJP under the lights, first home game of the season? It’ll be an atmosphere like no one’s ever seen before. Every tackle, every throw-in - that stadium is going to be at the height of fever pitch.

Guimaraes and Tonali snapping at the heels of Wirtz every given opportunity, Botman and Thiaw leaving elbows in on whoever they’ve got up front, Hall, Joelinton & Gordon tripling up on Salah preying on his every touch, Elanga on the counter, Ramsdale whipping the crowd up every five minutes…

“Absolute cinema” doesn’t do it justice - I cannot wait. Game of the season, game of the decade perhaps. They’ll be having nightmares about it for the rest of their careers.

>>150408282
Piracy kills the game mate

>>150408162
i used to have a regular booba wife
then i got her pregnant
now i have a big booba breastfeeding wife

i miss darwizzy

>>150408289
meanwhile it's just another tough away match for the champions

Pray for the lasses

>>150408289
fuck off chatgpt

Whatever happens, Liverpool and Liverpool's board and Liverpool's fans have been really respectful over Isak and I hope there will be no violence between them and Newcastle United's fans

this is going to be carnage

We will all remember the Geordie cowardice towards Scousers.

>>150408318
can guarantee it's going to be a standard early season match

>>150407573 (OP)
why isn't isak playing for newcastle?

lol?

>>150408318
mental

>>150408332
sovl

>>150408318
Fuck me, mental illness incarnate.

>>150408332
thank you newcastle for doing all my school exams and degree

>>150408332
yikes BIG cringe

>>150408332
generated by GPT-3.5

need to watch the match on sky's massive studio screen

>>150408332
every orgasm i've ever achieved has been alone

>>150408282
eab7aeef0218ce8b0752e596e4792b69eda4df5e

>>150408332
Incredibly gay tifo from kwabcastle united

>>150408332
>We are a city. A whole population.
Why does this feel like it was written by an ESL student?

Poocastle Pooshited vs Slipperpoop

last 2 digits are balls lost by wirtz

>>150408282
sportyhunter

>>150408376
need AI to make a non distorted full pitch view possible

lfg

IGOR FUCKING JESUS

EKI

0-0 inc

score if you can

>>150407704
He's not on the bench and he's too much of a coward to attend games. Whenever he doesn't attend games, which the club instructs him to do, they're within their rights to fine him.

Given the ungrateful and, dare I say, niggerlicious behaviour of Isak, I don't really want him at Liverpool now.

How come 99% of the fans at Newcastle home matches are white Anglo Saxons?

Half a billion spent and Curtis Jones starts

hugo heckin tike

>>150408396
YJK she gets slammed by Big Manc Cock

>kekez
>gravenberch
>szobsozos
Whom?

SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

so if liverpool win, they don't need isak and if newcastle win they don't need isak and he goes to liverpool?

>>150408415
Solid line-up if they had a decent manager

I hope this gets violent.

>>150408396
Is this what people mean by
>child bearing hips
?

>Szoboszlai
>RB

how many for big ekitikay today?

Will Newcastle fans boo the wholesome chungus minute of silence for victims of reckless driving?

Uhoh pool pinned back

>>150408449
>TAA
>defender

I've been waiting months for this match, the biggest rivalry in football!

should i grab a beer or not?

kino atmosphere, every game should be like this

say no to racism

i've seen enough, newcastle win this 2-0

anyone got a stream ? the website I normally use got nuked

>>150408419
Boatfriends think Manchester is the North

Yanited Legend Elanga

>>150408318
HOLY BASED TOONCHADS

big joe going straight in

>>150408460
this unironically has more sovl than "big games"

>refcam
kino

>refcam
based

Geordies have pledged a walk-out at minute 14 over Isak (that is his shirt number ok). I bet they don't bother.

>>150408435
Isak will go to Saudi Arabia to get Newcastle a transfer budget (financial doping innit) regardless of the result. Then in a year back to a top European team.

>refcam
fuck off

>Joe Linton

Could be a red already

i've seen enough, liverpoop 4-0

>refcam
fucking nuke this country immediately

Zamn ref has the school shooter cam

>refcam
maybe it's ok

Newcastle will NEVER be a big club

>refcam
games gone

>>150408328
picked up a bussy injury

Where's Isak at?

player VR cameras when

Why does the Big Six not have good atmospheres like this?

>ReffieGOD cam
Finally they understand what the viewers want to see

On the 14 minute of my illegal stream I will do a racism in protest over Isak

pool midfield losing the physical duel rn

>>150408507
But they have some fat guys who don't wear a shirt when it's cold!!!!

>>150408464
Disgraceful racism from the bin dippers yet again

>>150408037
its what modern women like

I'd pay 29.99 a month to watch from the red cam

>>150408107
original tuc chad

>>150408507
Nor will any club in Ireland

Full time: Manchester United win

>>150408507
Support your local team lad

>>150408507
they'll never be irish either so swings and roundabouts

tuned in to see ace newcastle striker alexander isak but it seems he must be injured or something?

Excited to see refcam footage of 10 scousers screaming for a decision

Just punched the wife at that foul call

>>150408546
tuned in to see ace liverpool striker alexander isak but it seems he must be injured or something?

120m btw

what does wirtz even do

Wirtz is actually really good

based, no cards
let them hurt each other

Anthony Gordon sprinting to the away end and whipping his cock out after bagging his hat trick please

This reaction is why he needs to join a big club

is wirtz a flop already

>Lidl have started selling 4loko so I've that to drink while watching

I know it's just a stupidly strong sugary alcopop but I'll take what I can get with the sugar tax

>government is making noises about adding a sugar tax to alcohol too

Why can't we just enjoy something in life?

Ikiteki getting crippled tonight

>howay the lads
did they really copy sunderland and change one letter?

>>150408564
>>150408565

What will the Geordie fans do at minute 20?

Is it possible to pick up women in Newcastle and Liverpool without going to a loud nightclub where you can barely hear anybody talk and all the men arw dressed like a boxer's entourage

Should have been 2 yellows already why is this ref not protecting our players?

Liverpool is gonna lose this lol

Wonder if there will be a Jota cam.

>>150408591
don't see any german team playing

>Kekez

wtf was that cross

Wirtz is easily the most technical player in the world at the moment, he just needs to settle in.
Much like mbappe in Real.

nice tackle bro

Gravenberch trying his best to imitate Jordan Pickford

nice move by Grav

>Gravenbärchen
GRIM

>>150408602
>he just needs to settle in
heh

GET UP YOU PUSSY

Ekitike was the best striker this window
Don't understand why Liverpool needs Isak

>>150408590
yes, plenty of classy bars- places where the birds dont take it up the shitter on the first date

Link to a stream plz

>>150408602
heh....my boy....flortz just needs more time....he's still a young but technical youngster

>>150408602
heh...my boy writzingz...

They need to get Wirtz on roids or something. He's looking like a child on the pitch here

Lads wake me up when Chiesa comes on

This has all the ingredients to be an absolute classic Monday night football I just hope they don't let the neutrals down

fuck off with the short corners

>>150408602
No refunds

>>150408590
Greggs obviously

>>150408627
Joao Pedro exists thoughbeit

>>150408627
The best striker was without a doubt Gyökeres. Arsenal got away with a robbery getting him so cheap.

>>150408638
What if he doesn't come on?

brazilian floppers smdh

Anyone here remember the 4-3 games?

live view from the refcam

if F1nn5ter was watching, which team would he be supporting?

Is Isak in attendance?

wtf you guys told me Isak wasnt playing? He just got booked?

>>150408656
woke gimmick shite

>>150408655
Of course. The 96 one when Newcastle lost the league was a CLASSIC

>>150408672
Yeah, whoever wins gets to take him home

EVERYWHERE THEY GO
EVERYWHERE THEY GO
sunderland get battered
EVERYWHERE THEY GO

PREDICTION
>Newcastle 3-4 Liverpool
SCREENSHOT THIS

got a bottle of rum. got some snacks too. bosh.

Let's leave Liverpool fans out of this pet

why isn't salah playing

Joelinton what was that pass. That should have been a goal.

>>150408672
who?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Liverpool spent over 100 mill on a german joe felix

>>150408688
0-0
falling asleep here

>>150408695
why? where? how?

heh...

the supper

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH REF HELP
gordon is pathetic

>>150408700
looka like a terrible spot to actually watch the game, tables don't face the pitch

0-0 slurper

>>150408717
Grim

Yeah Wirtz will easily score 2 goals against these shitters lmao

>>150408720
>go to the hell
kek

>>150408717
5 sausages? like the big ones from the chippy?

>>150408729
is fish and chips not halal?

>>150408699
The man who goes by Eritrean Hitler in Newcastle

>>150408717
fat fuck

>>150408717
ffs you fat bastid

5 battered sausages jeremy?

>>150408724
Those seats are for the wives who are only attending for the champagne

Cazzies will watch this Wirtz domination and still claim he’s bad
I hate Liverpool but I recognize greatness when I see it.

>>150408717
>you need me :)

>>150408717
>chips: small

you little pussy

>>150408735
battered sausage is not fish

>>150408717
5 sausages anon? 5? Thats insane.

Mh Liverpool players look rattled, too many unnessecary fouls

>>150408728
Mult peste Liga 1

>>150408724
In most places you have the seats ouside, the inside areas are for food and drinks.

>>150408717
Are you Scottish?

>>150408628
But like, do people actually talk to other friends groups. Here in Belgium 90% of classy bars (or just bars in general) a group of friends goes there to do something they could easily do at home. Not talking about pubs where the whole village goes

>>150408745
>"We can't both pace around Jeremy, this isn't a prison yard."

kek based gordon

Retarded foul

They are literally trying to rape and kill Gordon

>>150408717
5 anthony gordons?

>>150408717
Quite the small meal for the average person me thinks

Is Bradley not even second choice rb anymore?

>>150408734
yes mate battered jumbos
can keep them in the fridge and reheat and they're like you just got them from the chippy >>150408745 >>150408758
will eat one with dins though and one for my brother

>>150408751
yeah that's the end of me putting my phone number hehe

>>150408768
na

>Szoboslai
Nobody can stop Gordon it seems

are euros too poor to afford food? why are they so shocked?

>>150408717
>Chips: small
On a diet lad?

KWAB

>memenali
mama mia

Newcastle players are such diving cunts and their fans are the worst in the league by a mile.

>>150408717
big order for a big lad

>dives into defender
>rolls and cries
embarrassing

>arabic ads around the pitch
game's gone

>>150408788
>keep them in the fridge and reheat
GOPPING

>>150408769
Regardless of the bar you are guaranteed to have a bald old chap come over and talk to you unprompted

>>150408782
I need to filter Chilean flags. I didn't even realize what I was opening.

>>150408764
liga 1 este sub EPL la feminin.

EL CHILEANO

Kicking the ball away after the whistle seems to be okay this season again.

>>150408793
haha

>>150408809
nothing wrong with it

>>150408802
prefer pakis and irish do you?

Harsh yellow

>>150408717
Small chips?

>>150408753
If he’s Oop Norf then small chips will still be several lb of potato

Dirty scousers fouling everyone constantly

>>150408817
*in a liverpool shirt

>long sleeves
game is back bros

>Ekitike booked already for kicking the ball away
lmao imagine the crowd when he's getting sent off and

>>150408788
Re-heat them in the airfryer to get it all crisped up again

>>150408819
post gut

>>150408717
£14 for all that including delivery? seems very reasonable

>>150408817
Thanks for the input Mr Gyorkores

NUKE CHILE

>>150408817
badge check

Yep Liverpool are rattled lol, whats with these dumb fouls?

Can we range ban chile please

>>150408825
No, just hate Newcastle and their fans.

Thought only captains could talk to the ref
Different rules for the scousers

>>150408717
Corr good lad

is salah's hairpiece halal

Slots Liverpool are so soulless. I miss Kloppo.

>>150408802
Howe's tactics are unashamedly cunty when it comes to play acting for fouls and wasting time

State of this ref

Anyone else having a ciggy while watching the game? I’m smoking camel yellows

why are they so soft?
genuinely pathetic how easily they're falling

>>150408833
I've seen plenty of ball kicking but not any yellow cards. Only ones I have seen have been when it has been balls kicked away in frustration to the decision. Not for time wasting or delaying the game.

lmao

All this refball for Liverpool already

>trashier
kwab

I don't know why everyone thought this would be an easy match for Liverpool when they're playing at Newcastle and it's their first home game

>>150408854
>No
so you hate liverpool fans more?

Ref is man of the match so far

>>150408863
smoking cigarillo

this game has spent more time stopped than playing

>>150408863
got a velo in me

>>150408844
yeah it's free delivery + fees cos i shuffle uber accounts and claim uber one trials and then a 50% off for 5 orders promo

>poocastle freekicks
grim

>>150408863
vape (menthol flavor)

>>150408863
camel red wides for me

>>150408882
t. ref

>>150408877
We don't have a striker mate

>>150408863
I like cigs, but I unironically prefer vapes. I don't give a shit about looking like a dork. They feel and taste better.

this trippier nigga is good

HOWAY REFEREE

What the fuck is with the ref? Is he bribed by the Saudi Prince or something?

>meme free kicks
burn fagcastle to the ground

kerkez goes to ground too much

Chelsea would have battered both of these shitty clubs by now btw

kerkez unironically looks retarded

Didnt Liverpool spend like 300mil this summer, why is it still 0-0?

imagine how many newcastle would have scored if the striking nigga was here

>>150408902
Got every single call correct so far
Seethe on dickhead

>>150408878
Of course, I hate Liverpool and their fans more.

HEAR ME OUT
>free Sky sports stream

isn't trippier 40 years old or something?
time to go mate

>>150408863
hell yeah

>>150408916
if he was here he'd still be a striker :)

>>150408863
red pack

Why does Isak want to leave Newcastle for this shit team? Newcastle are clearly way better. What an idiot.

>>150408902
I think he has gotten everything spot on so far. Liverpool is not in the game mentally and late into every challenge. Sure Newcastle buys some free kicks but the Liverpool players makes it easy for them to do so.

>florist wirtz and memekete
man liverpool got scammed hard by bundesliga kek

slurper

refund status?

This has been a slurper so far, lads. No sense denying it.

ugly match from poocastle

>Anthony Gordon was the fastest PL player last week, recording a top speed of 37kmph
Has anyone beaten Diogo Jota's record yet?

Arselel levels of anti-football going on here from divecastle

Newcastle have definitely been told by Liverpool fan Howe to go easy on the Liverpool players otherwise they'll be dropped

>>150408934
Moneybags Liverpool are trying to buy the league from humble working class clubs like Newcastle
Unironically

>>150408926
>estonian flag
>norwegian products (worst and most expensive in the world)
wut?

>>150408939
CORR

>>150408863
Haven’t smerked for ages. After they brought the indoor ban in here my local still allowed it for a few years and when they eventually called it a day, so did I. Typically Friday would be
>K Swiss on
>Ralph T shirt
>DKNY jeans
>loads of aftershave
>20 Benson and Hedges Gold
>in the pub at lunchtime
>Grolsch on draught at £1.50 a pint
It was mint but now it’s not. Everything shit now, even smoking. And you can’t get Grolsch on draught anymore either

>>150408939
This is clearly photoshopped to hell and back. Doesn't even look human.

>>150408941
no refunds KWAB

>another shit freekick
geordiebros...i am not feeling this anymore...we should sell everyone to liverpool

>>150408888
nice

>>150408945
heard the busby babies were going pretty fast

liverpool are getting dominated hard.

wouldn't have happened under klopp

>>150408939
fake

Sat in the garden watching this with a pint. Nearly dark and its still 24 degrees :)

>1 minute of play
>*whistle blows*
>repeat
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

Ekitike didnt get booked?
This ref is a clown

>>150408939
poor lass. what disease is this?

I absolutely cannot stand the yellow filter that Sky Sports insists on putting on all of their football coverage. If you haven't noticed it too, you're either colourblind or a mong

>>150408939
Fat and gross

etikete is a meme. so slow to get passes off lol. salad ws basically through there

this is reaching citeh levels of reffing lmao

Did Liverstool really pay 150 million for Auschwirtz? Dear oh dear

>>150408965
That Gordon speed was non-PED assisted as he doesn't pretend to have asthma you see

>>150408965
The biggest issue at Hillsborough is that they didn't go quickly enough.

>>150408981
looks fine in UHD

I am drinking a cocktail of my own devising composed of Pinot Grigio, Limoncello and sparkling water over ice. I fear I may be too sophisticated for this thread.

Liverpool have to go and get guehi. Konate obviously has his mind on Madrid next summer.

>>150408981
Is that why PL games look nicer compared to games in other leagues?

konate is so shit

>>150408941
Will PL clubs ever check the small print at the bottom of the contract?

>>150408985
>let monkey man grab his shirt or ur bias!!

I dont see how liverpool is supposed to score, let alone win a trophy

cmon liverpool scar some goals

Koonate

liverpool playing like it's going to happen immediately instead of doing proper build up really underestimating the new castle midfield

>>150408990
I'm watching it in UHD too. Next time you see a Liverpool player, notice how the adidas stripes on their shirts have a yellow tinge to them, instead of white.

where's macca?

Give me a stream link you cunts.

>>150409004
one break is all it takes. also newcastle will be gassed soon. (not like that)

>>150408997
PL broadcasts make the grass extra green

>>150408968
need asian wife

>>150409002
calm down lass, everyone knows liverpool never spends any money and never gets any ref assistance, the common mans club!

They should let the red team have the ball for a bit to make it fair

Jewcastle have no one to aim for up front without Balsaac.

Gordon would do much more at LW than Harvey Barnes. Why not start an actual striker Howe?

I've only been watching with half an eye but this seems 90% Newcastle

>>150408956
you sound like a pikey kek

Newcastle have got some good players surprised Le Big 6 haven't tried to unsettle more of them

bro playing like he's up against franz and hanz, his city's local potatoe farmers

>>150409011
No playmaker ya see

>Liverpool

Are they too black?

>>150408988
didn't they cure their asthma issues, or are they still on the heavy metal football(cocaine)?
>>150408989
don't bring the 97 mouthbreathers o algo into this...

>>150408994
enjoying some arran gold whisky cream myself *tips hat respectfully towards you*

Isak would've scored that

The sick thing is with Isak up front they'd be winning this and liverpool would be in the mud anyway

>>150408994
im drinking rum and 7up

What does Gordon even do?

Give it to bloody Gordon

liverpoop are shite. need 1 more billion

>>150409041
Here's your answer >>150408671

Wtf are Liverpool doing

Geordies are our bitches
Their silly voices LOL

>poordon
FINISH IT you twat

Unironically Newcastle are just straight up better than Liverpool, why the fuck does Isak want to jump ship to a worse side

gordON

>gordon headers
grim

They'd have been like 3-0 up with Isak lmao. Liverpool are shook.

liverpool are fucking rattled

Newcastle getting good looks but no finisher.

newcstle should sign strand larsen. hes perfect targetman in box

>>150409056
Is it just me or are Asians getting hotter?

dead Liverpool

Gordon playing amazingly but midwit commentators saying they could do with isak lol

>>150409047
>player scores to beat you in a final
>tap up a player and convince him to go on strike
>don’t make a reasonable bid
Scousers will never be called out though or face any punishment for clearly tapping up a player

>>150408318
TRVKE

Newcastle needs N. Jackson.

If only Newcastle has some guy up front capable of converting decent chances

>timewasting within half an hour
grim

>>150409064
History (Heysel mostly)

>>150408990
no it doesn't

>>150409064
>why the fuck does Isak want to jump ship to a worse side
money
>why can liverpool pay more money
pakis

Geordies overlook that Liverpool also tapped up Gordon

Should've give it to bloody Gordon

Lads, Liverpool need to spend 300 mil more me thinks

liverpool are shit lmao
easy newcastle win, fuck isak

test it seems like i can't upload webm for some reason

the absolute state of that stupid specky twat

>>150409078
always have been

>>150409040
that's probably why they're playing hoofball.

Liverpool will surely score from a mistake in the back from Newcastle. I have seen this game played out before.

>>150409078
everybody is getting hotter, it's called global warming, chud.

>>150408994
drinking white port and tonic myself

it could actually be arsenals year lads....

>>150409077
FC Groningen legend

just give the title to chelsea already

where is pool's 120m midfielder to help them get a handle on this game

>>150408318
oh my days

The ref is an absolute disgrace. Newcastle should be thrown out of England.

1-0 Liverpool smash and grab
I can see it happening

Isak should go down on his knees and BEG Newcastle to take him back. They'd win the league with him.

>>150409114
3 seasons ago that was a 100% given, last season too but I'm not too sure now

Liverpool clearly need more zesty bames

>>150409117
ah yes champion in december, an arsenal special

ffs konate

>>150409111
literally perfect figure, her skin is a bit dodgy though

>>150409077
€50 million bid got rejected recently. Wolves want way more

in a shocking turn of events arne slot is not a good manager and was just coasting on klopp's team

unironically would've been 3-0 by now if isak was on

>>150409056
Come on... I've been in AA (Asians Anonymous) for 6 months... I thought I was making prgress but I'm real danger of relapsing

GIVE IT TO BLOODY GORDON!

newcastle are going to lose 1-0 arent they

Holy fuck Liverpool are bad at defending

LMAO WHAT WAS THAT

Why isn't pool getting a proper CB?

>

That nigger Isak would have scored a hattrick by now
What the fuck is Liverpool doing?

just like that, sandcastle are out of energy and crumbling

>have klopp’s Team
>win prem easily
>has a window to make his own squad
>total shite
lads I think slot is another Dutch fraud

>>150409111
BUILT

Slipperpool don’t look a threat without Macca.

new
>>150409154
>>150409154

>>150409154

the midfield sucks, sub in wirtz maybe?

What's the chant they've just turned the mics down for?

>>150409117
Lolnope

It's gonna be city beating the shit out lesser teams and winning by like 9 points

>>150409117
It's Spuds' year actually

>>150409157
on the blower to dan burn's agent right now

>>150409168
the shahada

Slot is turning Liverpool into a wannabe Barcelona

>>150409111
WTF is going on with her left foot?

LOL GOAL

wahey

Bald fraud

>>150409157
Wasting time trying to extend konate just because they don't want to keep getting cucked by Madrid.

Just bite the bullet and sign guehi and give him konate spot. Then go buy a cheap attacker instead of isak

how are we enjoying the match, fellow newcastle united army?

*closes tab*

AHAHAHAAHAHA

the absolute fucking state...

lol

>>150409168
Probably sign on

>>150409078
Their bodies are definitely becoming more varied, and the average boob size is increasing for sure.

Damn so easy

>>150409278
What’s this down to?
Diet?
Natural selection?

>>150408863
I'm smoking some criollos

>>150409316
Plastic surgery

Newcastle should be 2-0 up by now if they actually had a fucking striker.

How come none of the Liverpool scouts picked up on the fact that Wirtz’s frame is too lightweight for PL football?

>>150409407
what resident evil stuff is happening? sheva alomar bent over ass?

Dirty geordie bastards, just like Everton, can’t keep up so kick and push the shit out of Liverpool. I’m glad they finally got their comeuppance, no sympathy at all

>>150408402
FUCK YEAH!

Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win.