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Wake me up when chiesa comes on lads

poopies

A terrible performance so far from the murderers

>Etikike
Grimoldi

I'm on speed lads any tips to get away from the horniness

>have player called "wirtz"
>is worst player on the pitch

sovl....

Why is liverpool playing like shit?

Why is Isak not even in the audience?

fuck sake

>>150409170
I'm sorry lad, you won't be getting back up tonight.

Liverpool F.C.
you
Must

stop

Cheating
Ok
it`s not
Right !!

need an asian wife lads

isaak won

Liverpool looks like the one from 2 season back except instead of youngsters and budget bin singings they've spend 500m

>cuckoslai
kwab!

liverpool getting a pen in 90+11 to win it i can feel it

LMAO LOL

>>150409191
Scared of getting beaten up

>>150409200
Mousey hath spokenth!!!

lmao

Lol? Whats going on with Liverpool, whats this?

kek lol

no... NO!!!

nick poop

don't just do something, stand there

How did that happen

kek typical bullshit

champion's luck that

Fucks sake

KWABCASTLE

geordiebros....its over....

ez

Justice

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YNWA

holy fucking KWAB

I'm not going mad am I, that was a lucky deflection right?

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fucking el
>>150409151

goalie was paid off surely

It wasn't from a mistake. Incredibly lucky though. Slot still got it!

Eddie grinning like mad.

>>150409176
>guaranteed goal
>not even a shot
LMAO

>pope
kek

And that's why Isak wants to leave.

>dominate the whole game
>get cucked by a 40 yards out meme shot
alright...

HEY MAYBE IF NEWCASTLE BOOS HARDER THEIR SHIT TEAM WILL SCORE KEK

Just relegate (us)

Wtf was that "defending"

IRELAND WINS AGAIN

was it ever in doubt?
GravenGOD back at it again

Lmao

Gravenberch is easily the best Liverpool midfielder

why do liverkeks even try. chelsea will obviously win the league

that brit is right, why is it so yellow?

i am displeased

Salah's losing it methinks.

>lucky deflection
I dont think this semen sluroing sport is for me.

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

Slot doesn't get enough credit for unlocking Gravenberch. He's been their best midfielder since.

deflected

>get outplayed
>still scrape a win

how do they keep doing it

>>150409273
nick pope's legs getting chopped off. here we go!

But what will this mean for global oil prices?

>>150409254
isak would have been on a hattrick already.

Gravenberch fires one from distance, there's a slight deflection off the defender and Pope is left standing like a statue. 1 nil Liverpool

Goalkeeper

ground bloot

>>150409273
I'm sorry Eddie mate you're getting Khashoggi'd for this.

luckCHADS

>>150409273
get tha fooken boonesaw

>>150409287
they got that dog in 'em

liverpool arent the best on paper but theyve got so much strongmind

It's rigged in favour of the sky six la

Commentators sound devastated

>>150409297
you make your luck lad

>starting 50 year old Nick Pope
>using Livramento at LB
>Gordon as striker
Howe needs to get sacked already

>dominated
>outplayed
>lucky
t.failing the eye test

Liverpool should go for Livramento next

you just knew theyd do it
anyone else would have crumbled under the pressure. theyve got plot armour

anime

>>150409268
yeah i notice it now i'm gunna talk about it from now on so everyone else can't unsee it

>>150409297
rather lucky than good!

>>150409315
booba

150 mio scam coins for floscam wirtzcam
>my shekels
>that airshot

Liverkekken got fleeeeeeeeeced

Sboz doing well

>>150409328
anime sexo

ramsdale would have saved that

>>150409321
Bag over his head & shoved into the Turkish embassy more like

kinoCAM

>>150409323
its called sovl
its hard for people to measure because stats dont show it

>>150409268
Easier on the eyes, gives a warmer look and especially come winter it will look much less muddy and grey

>

bit of a mid game innit

Knock knock liverpoo ur next

sandcastle are completely rattled

Taking deep breaths to calm myself after that phase of COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT

Premier league is to physical for Wirtz

salah absiolutely height mogged

>refcam
Wtf?

Based Wirtz turning the PL into >Liverpoolwinslol

>>150409349
think soul has gone on long enough to become cringe

These asian girls are hot and all, but have you ever actually spoken to one?

>>150409371
Any league is too physical for this Lauch

newcastle are cooked, it's over.

>refcam
games back, soul and kino

>>150409376
either you invade us now or it happens to you in a few years. your choice.

spending over 100m on a player is the biggest meme ever
>jones

>>150409365
Liverpool must've gathered 60 points from games like this in the last 5 years

dive or something

(we) should have let someone else be in CL

Curtis Jones STINKER

>>150409380
i talked to a chinese cashier lady once

>>150409380
unfortunately they dont exist in my cunt

we love refcams here

>>150409380
>Speaking to a woman
Uh....

>>150409362
Al-anshearer having a melty right now

still yet to see a curvy asian

>>150409392
problem?

>>150409380
a girl? never

>americans love the refcam
>euros hate it
Why do europoors hate fun?

>match webms don't work on phone
>coomer webms do
What is this sorcery

*pass behind your run*

>>150409380
There are lots of Asian students in my city (Hamburg)

Bradley might have been sent off so maybe smart not to start him

PLEASE STOP POSTING ATTRACTIVE WOMEN IN THIS THREAD
I'M PARTICIPATING IN MASTURBATORS ANONYMOUS AND THIS IS NOT HELPING

>>150409414
New anti piracy shield tech in action

>>150409413
It's just... silly

>>150409414
The (((premier league))) knows what they're doing.

>>150409413
bet you like the half-time interviews as well you nonce

>>150409404
Looks a ball to me, far too lippy to my reffies

>>150409413
we hate shit gimmicks

>>150409424
Same actually. Porn has fried my brain.

>>150409380
I went from a 8/10 1,70 German Brunette to a 7/10 1,50 Asian-German Cumbag and never looked back, I have never fucked anything tighter, it’s basically Anal Without the shit

Sandcastle fucking rattled after all their falling over and panto got them nothing

>>150409410
half time slags inbound T minus 60 seconds

>refcam

kino

Gordon is going to be sent off for that

Please do Van Disney's ACL again

THAT'S A RED

DUMB FUCKING RETARD

Newcastle chimping out

Newcastle know they lost and are turning this into full on murderball

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?

>>150409413
we don't care about larping as video games' pov

van dike is such a little bitch

he's got to go blud

Yeah that's a red, fucking retard

>>150409413
piss off with this noncery

red innit

Gordon lol

EL VAR SINSON AAAAAAAAAAAAJ

ngl dan burn is kinda shit
old school player though

propah foul that

uh oh thats gonna be a red

>>150409424
Only post absolute dogs - request understood

Seen them given

welp, that's match over. gg

It's OVER

>>150409460
its not simply because he deserves it

what a dumb piece of shit, didn't he get a red during a cup last season?

looks like a red to me

Get him off the diving rat

that's a complete red

how can they lose their heads like this

bum team

Isak to Anfield

He saw red

>>150409466
Dan Burn is a good leftback but mid centerback

Rigged as usual, tackle is clean as a whistle.

Gordon is some British pisser he's getting yellow

>>150409439
I thought the shit was seen as a plus in your country

>>150409431
we used to have half time interviews before but you're too young to remember that, tard

the shanty town of newcastle

i genuinely don't understand why Liverpool needs Isak when Salah will already become the top scorer?

What's the point of the tackle if you don't break the leg. Shit tackle

thats a red kek

What a useless player lmao, misses a gazillion chances and then gets a red.

red KEK

Eddie loves this

>>150409404
lad needs sending off

You stupid silly boy Gordon. Use your fucking brain you PRAT

propa striker's tackle that. nowt wrong with it

I just realise why those dumb refs take so much time in front of the VAR screen, it is to rest lmao.

ROJA DIRECTA
GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM

This match is 4D chess from Eddie Howe to ask for new striker signing

>>150409359
putrid shit streams out of that thing literally every single day...

goddamit paid millions of dollars still a retard and i was hoping for a good match because it's sucked so far

studs showing
flying in from behind
rakes the back of his calf
man just went and lost the plot for NO reason

BOOOOOOO

Gordon off after all that diving is funny

gordon has always been a dirty scouse rat bastard
always plays extremely dangerous
hate livarpool but that has to be a red

Kek

LMAO RETARD

There should be a 20 minute card like in Rugby

fucking leg breaker he's a little scumbag rat

>>150409413
Why do Americans like meme corporate shite?

>that real time replay
Okay it's over for him lol

Match ruined

RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED

aaand game's over

Woke nonsense
>announced over the PA
Done with this country, done with this sport.

FUCKING REFBALL

How fat is that ref?

gordon is a liverpoo fan btw

he did this on purpose

deffo red though

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

why do refs make games boring

Well that's it, see you guys next weekend

KEEEEEKCAAAASTLE

>ref making a stadium announcement for the red card
the fuck is this cringe shit

Should have kicked him harder tbqh

Gordon has made so many red cardable tackles since his Everton days. Nice to see he finally gets one.

Okay fine we lose just don't slag off Liverpool fans

well there goes that bet

STUPID STUPID BOY

never a red tbqh

he pulls out, it's just the speed that makes it look bad

>>150409491
salah isn't eternal

>>150409380
>These asian girls are hot and all, but have you ever actually spoken to one?
I swear this is a true story:
At freshers week at uni I was getting on really well with a cute Asian girl from Hong Kong who had moved to UK.
She laughed at my shitty jokes and kept asking me loads of questions about my hobbies.
We made plans to hang out at a foam party at the end of freshers week.
And then I went and spoiled it all by saying some question to her along the lines of:
>if Asians all look the same to white people, do we white people all look the same to you?
She never said more than short, cold “hellos” to me again for the next 3 years of uni.

RED RED RED

KWAB

Remember when Virgil van Kyke elbowed Gordon in the face of the ball and didn’t even get carded last season?

Referees found another way to be centre of attention this year lol

Silly fucking idiot. He's single handily cost his team the game
>Muh passion
Absolute twat

>>150409530
If I was more cynical I'd say he's got bets placed on this game

Newcastle should go for Harry Kane. They have no striker right now.

>>150409530
based

>>150409539
not even a red, just double yellow

elanga up front?

holy shit did he actually take the geordies saying to wreck their knees seriously

what does he do?

TOTAL NEWCASTLE HUMILIATION

deserved it for the dives earlier
gotta go, sad but its red

KEK THIS MIC WTF

>>150409549
no retard, the speed is exactly what makes it a bad challenge.

Newcastle really are Liverpool's bitches these days lmao

ref needs a new microphone

Well thats game over, boooring
Back to Abiotic Factor I go

>>150409406
sauce

>>150409530
what a mong

Mwad ting

>>150409530
never touched him

they put a fight but it's sandover
fraudslot survives one more gameweek

Ref brought that on by not penalising their early doors fouls

>>150409530
it shouldn't be a red because it was against Liverpool

>>150409530
Nowt wrong with that

>>150409577
small indie league pls understand

here's a replay of what the ref was saying in case you couldn't make it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7cq74Laju8

>>150409536
can't risk the commercial assets losing

>Refs announcing decision
Kek this league is completely americanized. Europoors can no longer make fun of us.

NGL arsenal/city would be down 3-0 by now vs this newcastle pressure
liverpoop are just built different

I miss being a mid-table shitter team.

>>150409487
U can get bacteria from anal poopfucking which leads to cystitis which can result with a kidney infection WHICH is very very serious for males
…. Would not recommend

Match is kill

Sandcastle fans, how are you feeling about this?

Will there be halftime interviews?

>the spirit of Jackie Milburn appears to Isak in the half time dressing room
>despite repeated uses of outdated references to his colour, wor Jackie successfully convinces Isak to play to save the game
>Isak comes on second half and slots 3 in

Wouldn't even be that bad if he'd actually done van Dijk and injured him, but he didn't go with enough force.

>>150409530
Could've killed him. 12 match ban for that.

>>150409404
kek

Geordies fine with their players being tapped up and their heads turned. This is the consequence.

liVARpool rescued again easily a yellow

>>150409577
ref needs no microphone

>>150409530
Could have fucked up his Hector's tendon

>>150409583
well achtually. there is no contact between atoms, so yes he didn't touch him.

>>150409530
Shouldn't be a red because he lowered his foot at the last moment

Why don’t Newcastle just swallow their pride and apologize to Isak if they can’t find a replacement?

>>150409609
too soon

salah is fucking finished

>>150409615
based, at least kill them if you're gonna risk a red

Don't fuck with the natural order EVER again.

>>150409605
i get that
being 6th-10th in the prem is unironically the sweet spot
its fun, games dont matter, you sign good players etc.

>>150409530
Red card all day.
HDR is why the colours look off, the numbers are white on my TV.

>>150409582
can someone post the one where she shakes her ass please. I like that one quite a lot

FUCK ANIME

I mean can you blame Isak for wanting to leave this shitty meme team?

>>150409604
>arsenal/city would be down 3-0 by now
And all 3 goals would have come from Isak. Liverpool won the game weeks ago by unsettling Isak.

>Newcastle usually a tough team
>they've gone to complete shit
>isak 100% never playing for this lot ever again
it's over for them man

>Prem me arrrrr league corrupt az fook
I fucking hate the Geordie accent

>le rough and tumble team
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWABOTY

maybe if newcastle had isak

gordon is a zippy little nigga

>be gordon
>get back to locker room
>see this
wat do

this means liverpool won the isak battle right?

saudixirs...

>>150409609
who is this slag?

newcastle should just go out to injure liverpool's players now since the match is done

everyone will defend them because they hate liverpool. they can't lose

Could've broke his leg there, little gremlin

>>150409639
ai slop

>>150409414
Android moment

>>150409652
They're always weak against Liverpool
Howe tells them to be

>>150409530
Balon D'Or worthy. Unadulterated cinema.

I CAN'T BIG 6

>>150409644
I mean I am tone mapping the video to make the webm. Looks fine in my oled

>>150409631
slava ukraini

>>150409661
Shave my chest quickly

was enjoying the game Gordon you spaz. now gonna watch some brainrot on youtube instead
[spoiler]man utd highlights[/spoiler]

Not looking good for the Fagpies

HE DOES NOTHING

>>150409551
unprompted, a mai land chinese girl said to me that she finds it hard to tell white people apart

>>150409648
isak wanted to leave last year, but was a bro and stayed an extra year to help the saudis get CL football.

what a stupid fucking game. fuck newcastle

>>150409530
it's a yellow

red cards are so retarded. they ruin the match, why not just punish the player individually, with financial punishments?

This goth said she’ll fuck me if I pledge my soul to satan, I haven’t been to mass for a few years but I’m still not quite sure, what should I do?

>>150409689
SEX WITH SOPH

HT: Newcastle (0.81) 0-1 (0.07) Liverpool

desu this was on the cards for newcastle, for some reason newcastle fans got really really hyped for this game it isnt healthy for teams to do this. liverpool won the title last season because they were floating around 6-7/10 throughout the whole season.

Liverpool Riggitini

not gordon's fault, isak is at fault here

>>150409663
lily brooks o'sth

>>150409377
Wirtz has been the worst player on the pitch.

watching a neo zed stream, very quaint ads

>>150409640
It was fun for a long time but this Isak shit reminds me of why I stopped watching burgersports.

Halftime slags
Only CUTE GIRLS allowed!

>>150409679
kek
that is a lie (Chinese people lie all the time)
she knows they look pretty similar
so, as a cope, she will pre-empt this by claiming that ackshually it is white people who all look alike (an obvious and absurd lie)
also
if she has thought about white people enough to care to say that, she craves BWC

anybody with half a brain could tell that newcastle were blowing their load way too early and didn't get the two goals they needed then got lazy and sloppy KEK

>>150409694
its not worth eternal damnation m8. state of her hairline

No clue why Geordies are so fine with Liverpool tapping up two of their players, one sent off and the other not trusted to play
We can all see what's happened here EXCEPT Geordies

Liverpool have scored in 98% of their Premier League games under Arne Slot (39/40).

The highest scoring rate for any manager with 15+ games in the competition.

>>150409691
You can do what they do in hockey and suspend the player temporarily. Suspended for the whole match is too harsh

Insane refball for Liverpool once again,
>Gravenberch scissors someone from behind
Just a yellow for for plucky little Liverpool
>Gordon taps the back of Virgil Van Disney’s ankle
Straight red

seems unfair, gordon clearly slipped

>>150409704

kek this is the Geordie mindset, I'm starting to consider them to be the Scousers of the north east ... or maybe they were all along

There were 19 fouls in the first half of today's game between Newcastle and Liverpool, the most in the first 45 minutes of a Premier League match so far this season and most in the first half of a game between these two sides since March 2006 (22).

>>150409714
corr

The big 5

>>150409714
oof don't think I would have published that one

>dominate game
>concede to a blooter
>get your best attacker sent off

What was Eddie Hall thinking??

>>150409635
it's more like he miscalculated the slide tackle
newcastle did a great job but they're clearly are not good enough to fight at that level
liverpool hold the score till some lucky goal fell from sky and newcastle lose their minds
it's exactly what everyone was expecting
the only good thing is match is joever

>>150409714
Bony bum. Needs to add a few pounds. My arse is nicer than that

>liverpool memeing a win despite playing like shit
the league is wrapped up

>>150409738
>dominate game
lol

>>150409738
kwaboty

>>150409715
of course she. I met her again in China. She said she liked Messi more than Ronaldo, but I think that's just because I look more like Messi

>>150409694
I'd change my name to Lucifer

hmmm

>>150409683
And look where it lead him. Can never trust a Geordie. They have no sense of honour whatsoever.

Why was Gordon sent off but Dan Burn not sent off for biting Salah, twice?

>>150409714
0/10 would not bang, sharp...arse?

>>150409749
kek, they always do this. reminds me of madrid in la liga
i cant tell if its rigged or theyre just strong mind

>>150409762
hes from their academy too

If (we) slurp 0-0 to Leeds I may fornite myself.

Football should have no technology at all. Fuck VAR, fuck sensors on the ball, fuck goal line technology

>>150409727
What a cope there.

>>150409694
>obvious larp but still
Do not pledge your soul to satan obviously.
I was dating some tattoo artist girl who had kept all her tattoos away from day to day visible areas so she could still pass as lovely when she wanted to.
She has been brainwashed in to hating Christianity and I tried to save her from that shit and that life, to get a better job, but she wants to go to Hell like the whore she is.
At some point, it's a waste of effort.
We had a little bust up and I haven't bothered to contact her since. Her loss. Need to make a decision on what Euro girl orbiter I make a move on now.

Newcastle were on top but it was mostly at arms length. Gordon's header was the only really good chance I remember.

>>150409767
She should have said swings in a post-Suarez world

>>150409767
dan suarez

FACKING HELL THE BACK OF VIRGIL'S LEG

>>150409776
nah, goal line tech is kino

Can't wait for Eze10 and Glok14 to wreck Slipperpool's high line on Sunday

Anyone know what the geordies were chanting just before half time?
''Premier league...something something''

>>150409530
Fucking disgusting challenge

>>150409779
I also have my tattoos below my t shirt

>>150409776
You should watch the Swedish league. We have none of it.

>>150409694
Report for blackmale

>>150409787
grim

>>150409779
You absolute wet wipe lmao

>>150409795
>>150409787
will this scar

>>150409627
it was a yellow adding to a secondyellow

Sandcastle came into this playing it like a final with all the media buzz over ballsack, dived all over the show and then fucking crumbled. Gordons a tit considering how close he was coming to a goal

>>150409714
do not be trolled by this queer, incels

>>150409791
THE FIRST THING ABOUT BE-ING A GEORDIE

>>150409795
ouch

HH (half-time hog)

>multimillionaire who chooses to look like this has poor judgement
wow no way

Time to Chiesa innit?

>>150409778
Livertroon everyone knows you aren’t refeffed to the same standards as every other team in the league

>>150409766
>Geordie.
it's the arabs, you can't trust them. it happened the same shit with mbappé.

>>150409787
>>150409795
oy vey dis is like anudda 96

>>150409795
ouch

Liverpool played the ragheads like a fiddle

PREM YA LEAGUE CORRUPT AZZ FOOK

>>150409792
Christ who is she?

>>150409822
Homeless Manc seethe that

>>150409835
damn, youre right

>>150409801
based

Half time gyaldem

>>150409821
>6'2 white guy walks by

>>150409809
figure it out, you monkey

>>150409820
hey i know that guy from blue lock!

>>150409840
Clear as day

>>150409822
We get bullied by a lot of refs and it will only get worse after Coote.

>>150409846
ffs this is true
i hate them so much

so now this game is over, i might do the washing up tbqh

funniest thing would be liverpool winning the league (they will) and wirtz doing sweet fuck all.

>>150409762
Thought he was born in Everton

>>150409835
>>150409853
Why wasn’t Gravenberch sent off for scissor tackling a player from behind?

>>150409844
She has an Onlyfans now

>>150409821
Warwick Davis has big feet

>>150409860
if Al-anshearer is saying it i take back my seethe it must be a red

>yfw Liverpool will be top of the league with 3 (THREE) wins for the int break
Good feel.

>>150409863
it was at about 1mph. was barely a yellow and im ABL

OGRE

>>150409568
He just needs time to settle…

this ends 3-3

do NOT be asking me howe i knew

KWAB

EKI

EIKITIKE

it's OVER

ITS OGRE
ISAK IS A LIVERPOOLER

>>150409881
>and im ABL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE EKITEKE

Supper

>>150409863
It wasn't enough force to be deemed dangerous.

I hate both teams and I think the referee has been spot on with everything so far. Maybe he gave a slightly cheap free kick to Gakpo once.

Newcastle has lost the plot.

GET FUCKED

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>poocastle

HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO HUGO

Look how happy Howe is though

ekitike is the white thierry henry

PL is so boring. Liverpoolwinslol.

Liverchads let’s go

darwin could never

EKITIGOD

>>150409795
This nigga shaved his legs?

LOL another one. This is gonna end up at 4 nil

>>150409905
cor

ISAK WHO?

THIS IS A LIBRARY

that keeper is so shit
second long shot that was telegraphed hours ahead

how is this worth a red premier league is corrupt

>slot missed the goal
kwab

>>150409905
that's the shit you ordered? it said 4 sausages?

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18TH
EIGHTEENTH

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>150409905
looks as dry as my gf lad

>>150409905
Where's the other 4 (up your arse?)

Horrendous refball for Liverpool

Where did all the Newcastle fans go?

CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER

>>150409827
Why did she do it bros?

Full on seethe

>>150409905
No curry lad?

well, games over

>>150409944
planes to saudi leave soon

my boy wirtz doing nothing as per usual heh

newcostle

fernando ekitike

>>150409817
who

>>150409933
>OUCHYYYYYY
fucking fannies playing this sport these days

>>150409936
>>150409942
in fridge
1 to bro

>>150409957
just not pictured x

>>150409953
who's this plap muffin?

>>150409963
the new ozil

PREM YA LEAGUE CORRUPT AZZ FOOK
FUCKING THICK GEORDIE TROGLODYTES

>>150409978
true
the invisible man

>>150409864
Kate has had one for years, Emmy is Onlyfans-less

2 gyals for 2-0

gonna be more reds in this

>ISAK'S RIGHT
>YOUR CLUB IS SHITE

>bruno
KWAB

Damn...to think that at one point Liverpool were offering Darwin+Cash in a swap deal for Isak and that was seen as an insult to Newcastle fans and now they're begging Wolves to sell them Strand Larsen

>>150409962
SEXXX WITH NEWCASTLE ROSES SEXXXOOOO

Sandcastle need to get over themselves and make a deal with Isak

NEWCASTLE URE FAKIN SHITE

>Isak's right, your club is shite
kek so true

>>150409960
If only Newcastle had a striker...

>volume down on premier league corrupt as fuck chant
NO GOYIM NO!

>>150409985
Huh, I thought it was recent

>>150409993
this is right
just pay up and sign wissa
or whats his name from villa
or both

>>150410001
*The mags are shite

>>150409973
The chick from modern family. Chopped her tits off.

>>150410001
KEK KEK KEK

>Konate with a clear second yellow push in the back of the last man
>no card
Not allowed to mention how Liverpool are referred though

when you watch the game you don't see wirtz
when you watch wirtz you see a fraud

LiVARpool ?

Richest club on the planet completely out-thought by the Scousers.
Their only two good players both tapped up and out of the match LMAO!

>>150409993
Yeah the deal is fucking play football or we'll stop paying you your wages and sell you for 50m in January to Man United

>>150410020
NOOOOOOOOOO

ISAKS RIGHT, THE CLUB IS SHITE

>>150410024
ey ey this is classist behaviour, remember the 96 & Jota

>>150410028
hows this shitter doing at barca?

why didnt newcastle just negotiate a fee for 120m-130m for isak, sell him ages ago and sign two decent players from below them in the food chain.

You could hear a fucking needle drop. The Saudis are stunned silent.

>>150409992
>Keeley Hazell
Here’s the semi-regular “what did my favourite page 3/lads mag glamour model do after she stopped modelling segment
Keeley Hazell wisely invested the few hundred thousand she made from modelling into buying some run down London Victorian warehouses, paid someone to convert them into apartments, and now is a multi millionaire.
She wrote an episode of Ted Lasso and has an upcoming memoir set to be published by Penguin Classics called ‘Everyone’s Seen My Boobs’
She turns 39 in 3 weeks, is unmarried, and has no children.

Salah is finished

They have some player in Ekitike the scouse bastards

that's the look of somebody is getting executed tonight

>>150409969
my girlfriend, she lives in Canada
I don't know her name though, we just started dating

>>150410055
because they want £150 million and every striker they wanted told them to do one

>>150410051
I don't berieve it

>>150410055
the saudis didnt want to be seen as below liverpool i guess

game stopped for 10 minutes for some push in the back baka

>>150410055
>sign two decent players from below them in the food chain
They aren't selling

WE CAN HEAR THEM CRYING IN TURIN
FEDERICO HE'S HERE TO WIN
ONE CHAT WITH ARNE SLOT AND HE SAID CIAO
FUCK OFF JUVE I'M A KOPITE NOW

FUCK OFF JUVE

>>150410055
You can't be a project aiming to win it all and allow for big clubs to poach your players.

>>150410055
TONALI SHOULDER HEEEMY

>>150410058
>>She wrote an episode of Ted Lasso
wtf

Tonali placed a cheeky bet again

Why has this gimp not been marched to the sideline to be checked?

>>150410076
they will for the right price
if isak is worth 120, other prem strikers are gonna cost 50+

>>150410030

That's a 13m loss without accounting for inflation, Toon Army have been routed by Isak throwing his toys out of the pram holy kek

New Castle seem like they are really annoying? Is this the general consensus?

>>150410084
it worked for liverpool desu

SOUNDS LIKE ANFIELD IS ROCKING

>>150410055
>why don't you just give your gf to tyrone and go and shag a few 5/10s

>broke his shoulder diving into the ground
kwab

>>150409787
that aint shit

>>150410087
>Hazell is a staff writer on the series Ted Lasso. She penned Season 3, Episode 8 titled We'll Never Have Paris

>>150410084
Worked out for Liverpool. They lost Suarez and Coutinho to Barcelona. They were in the CL finals a few years later. Largely off investments funded by selling Coutinho.

burn is comically tall

imgaine listening to Jason Tindall's opinion on anything

>>150410083
is the newcastle reddit just having a full blown melty? or are they staying humble and accepting the L?

>Assna, Spuds and Scousers the only teams to win both games
Worst timeline

>>150410100
Because you ARE Tyrone in this example.

OH NO MOST DANGEROUS LEAD!!!!
BEWARE THE WOUNDED TIGER!!!!!!

>>150410098
Until this season they somewhat tried to keep their books balanced

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

ANFIELD OF THE NORF

>conceding to a striker-less ten man poocastle
KWAB

MOST

OH NO NO NO

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHBAHAHAHHAHAH

Tonali injuring himself through diving. lol

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIVERPOOL SISTERS????????????

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>150410058
based girl, pity about the unmarried and no kids. seems to be the way for whores though

>>150410100
no point having a hot gf if she refuses to bang you

>>150410058
>turns 39 in 3 weeks, is unmarried, and has no children
Wow we have so much in common to bond over. Wonder if she's a kissless, hugless, handholdless 38yo virgin too

>>150410094
i hate women so fucking much, lads

love a classic retard cross header that's fucking football

hol up

Allison is so done man

Imagine if United bought Bruno G haha that would be kinda funny

Eddie Howe livid about that goal

>concede to 10 men
Lmao

this does not slip

new
>>150410157

>>150410157
>>150410157

that's outrageously bad from Kerkez
get Robertson on pronto

Newcastle are losing because of PSR

>>150410137
treat em mean as they say

i swear liverpool consneeds the dumbest goals

>>150410092
Yeah it's ridiculous a player has this kind of power after outright refusing to play.
The alternative is cancelling his contract completely and kicking him out of the club but that gets them an even bigger loss. Fucking clownshow.

>>150410058
Based of you, and based of her. I love her even more now.

Umm

BvB, anglo version

>>150410183
>>150410195
>>150410199
>>150410213
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win...