Thread 150412522

Abus vs Pyfer edition

disco stu is ready for you!

why didnt chandler adopt rampages non japanese kids?

Remember when Dana cut the guy who beat CM punk because he humiliated him instead of finishing him early

dogshit thread

remember when corey anderson was a ranked ufc middleweight and fainted in the driveway of a house in the woods he was looking to buy and he got cut by the ufc and became the champ in bellator
what ever happened to jan błachowicz

>>150412522 (OP)
His off switch is right where Pyfer likes to land... Abus is so fucked...

Do NOT imagine fighting Gaethje

I just did and was out cold for around 45 minutes, EXERCISE CAUTION

imagine getting worked by a twitch chat. your one job as a streamer is to work the chat.

yeah I posted in the 2 day old thread so what? wanna fight about it?

ban the ufc, its a bloodsport

I fear the fighting nerds will win again

Chimaev wouldn't dare move up to fight us

>>150412617
i kind of get it because i've been called retarded and made fun of by my entire family growing up so it gets to you but then you add rampage who's constantly shit talking and berating you throughout your entire life and you're black with his genetics? it's a bad combo.

>>150412704
Ok retard, hey dumb dumb, hey dummy thanks for your input you retard.

CIRYL

MOTHERFUCKING

GANE

>>150412729
This. A thousand times this.

>>150412729
*Rajas you*

>>150412729
bodied that freak

There are numerous aspects of fights that are often overlooked by cazzies.
For example, the Raja/Syko Stu fight.
Many people think that Raja lost everything that day.
Many people are wrong.
Let's take stock of the events.

What did Raja lose?
>His freedom

Okay, now what did Raja win?
>the standup of the fight
>the slam of the fight
>the overcoming adversity of the fight by being concussed only a day earlier
>the minimizing damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed
>the honor of the fight by Stus friends chimping out and attacking poor defenseless Raja
>the money of the fight
>the kick stream of the fight
>the family of the fight by having a proud ufc hall of fame heemer dad to return to after the fight
>the promo buildup of the fight by turning a work into a shoot live on stream
>the twitter war of the fight by trending #1
>the nobility of the fight by putting over Stu as a victim despite Stu being a former foot soldier for wallstreet
>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Stu's friends chimped out, and solely said "my bad bruh"

So you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Raja lost? I think that all of these things add to Raja winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning in the end.

Sup

playing the mg3 remake rn

61 days until Gane fights.

>>150412704
yeah but people are saying that now after he killed a dude. before that reddit was all about their le wholesome relataionshiperino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIOIvnfpT_k?feature=share

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can get 50 dollars off per person. That's 200 dollars in savings for a family of four.

>>150412551
underrated KEK!

>>150412798
respect for knowing what mg is

>>150412808
Bubba didn’t eat his grits that morning

>>150412808
You literally have autogynephilia.

>>150412697
Ank is held back by his lack of English proficiency, he had so many beefs in the past with ion cutelaba and walker

>>150412836
So does sissy stew after his BBC beatdown I’m afraid

dricus isnt good at fighting, he just cuts a lot of weight

When pigs fly….

>>150412838
Imagine a series of Abyss Walked Ankalevs, but instead of fighting one another for eternity they just clinch each other up against the wall.

>>150412697
>Mr Chechnya vs Mr Fight Club Akhmat
I'm not sure about that one

Remember when Ankalaev cried

https://youtu.be/I7ClTuC70PY
how many rajas are there?

Notice how Paul craig reps Scotland and not the uk, he doesn't consider himself a brit but a scotsman first and foremost, same thing with GSP, he is from Quebec, he wants to rep Quebec not canada and thus we can conclude that canada never had any champs.

>>150412904
you say that but bukauskas is from northampton and hes repping the flag of lithuania so

>>150412904
Now show the flag next to Merab

>>150412551
I had no idea Finald was so complex.

>>150412606
didn't know abus was done like that... UNBOYED

>>150412803
>before that reddit was all about their le wholesome relataionshiperino
if your black dad calls you nigga it's all ready over, such a shitty culture

I need to get my anti-Raja helmet on so I don't become a FAT DEAD FUCKING BITCH HAHAHAHA

Raja was literalny reading Kant onstream two months ago. Something smells off.

>>150412948
you didn't unboy him when he quit like a little bitch against strickland?

Raging Raj

>>150412948
Wat you talmbout? he tanked that shit and clearly a story win

>>150412964
yeah he kant control himself

I hate wwe with every fiber of my being, i simply can't fault Raja for heeming this pussy bitch

>heemed afghan wymyn n children
>gets heemed by a vegan nigga in turn
ah the circle of life

>>150412974
I fucking kneel

>>150412904
yeah Jon Jones is a Mexican from Albuquerque

‘Busdaddy wins the strickgape rematch

>>150412994
Jon Jones is a homosexual from Nigeria

>>150413013
You just made Lee Rigby's clitty leak again I fear.

Sicko Stu's clitty cage is flat lining

Hunter Campbell will be representing Raj Jackson and Karmelo Anthony in their brave fights for justice

Focus. Lock the fuck back in, Tony! You gotta do what you fucking came here for to do. Know what I’m saying? YOU GOTTA BE YOU TONY! Aggression. The power. 5 Minutes. Do what we did. What we did. Who we are.

Raja's heempenning is closest we get to peedub-heem crossover since CM Punk

> https://nypost.com/2025/08/25/sports/health-update-for-wrestler-attacked-by-rampage-jacksons-son/
why did Rampage lie and say Stu was doing well?
>>150412854
how would that explain his success? he doesn't even win in ways that require you to outweigh your opponent.

>>150413077
SEMEN SPUNK BIG QUEER

>>150412817
>professional mma fighter
>doesn't know how to check leg kicks
Many such cases

what is with the constant gay posting on heem lately? is this "clitty bussy" shit the work of one spammy or an entire discord group? are the jannies involved? why do they allow it yet ban anyone else for the most vaguely "off-topic" post?

>>150413092
wishful thinking probably based on something he heard

Sean Strickland.
The Last Stylebender.
Sean Strickland again.
A legendary run that will never be duplicated.

>>150413118
Spamdaddy got ya bacon clitty bursting and squirtin sadly

>>150413118
use your head bapa

is my-balls-to-your-fist style viable in mma?

Raja? Raja will walk.

rampage was soo butt hurt when wanderlei did him like that

MMA

>>150413118
At least half my posts are off-topic and I don't get banned anymore. Then again, I am a Real Hood Nigga™ so they are probably too scared to do so.

MMA vs boxing

>Volk zeeming Aljo in a 29-26 unanimous decision
*brrrrrr* I got Chills

>29-26
cazz

>>150413092
>A friend, Jonovan Smith, also offered an update on Facebook, saying that Smith is not doing as well as he had hoped.

>“To see him like this pains my heart,” said Jonovan, along with a photo of Stuart in the hospital. “I believe that Knox Pro is at fault for these events, to have allowed this to happen is beyond belief. Honestly im upset.”

Literally does not say this at all

Brian Ortega has taken more CTE in the last few fights than anyone else I can think of. His meta has literally been to take hundreds of punches to the face before inevitably losing or getting a lucky guillotine. nobody counts shots to teh head over a career, only individual fights. he surely must hve broken some kind of record. I can't think of anyone else that gets hit more than him.

>>150413207
true, 30-25 seems egregious tho.

>>150413207
70-30

>>150413218
Uh, bud, Syko Stu clearly took more CTE in his last fight than Ortega has his whole career.

Chael’s fan base have turned on him for raja support

Honestly stycko stew was my long time uncle and I’m just heartbroken

what a gay name I refuse to type it, rampages son is retarded and so is rampage.

>>150413247
Yes. But what about for Conor's dick?

>>150413247
90% of the shit Chael says is retard takes. His fanbase is the same as Schaub's fanbase.

>>150413247
Chael forgot that his fans are largely white males that enjoy pro wrestling, mma and Trump.

>>150413258
honestly? Im heartbroken.

>>150413247
Next video he'll back track

Good morning sirs!

Do NOT let this whole Raja Jackson debacle DISTRACT you from the fact that BJ Penn's mother was replaced by a clone. Everyone with two eyes can CLEARLY see that the asses are COMPLETELY different. I mean, who are they trying to fool? Every son knows what his mother's ass looks like.

>>150413264
>His fanbase is the same as Schaub's fanbase.
WOW calm down, you calling /heem/ retards?

people just want to see other people die

>>150413279
Oh my god, same

>>150413318
That's not true.

>>150413305
Those lip fillers were an horrible decision for schaub. Probably still haunts him years later.

>>150413264
Nah he still has an unironic fanbase of chuds who think he’s cool, they’re real pissed off this time and are calling him a cuck

that's clearly not the first person Raja has ever done that to. you don't just chimp out one day over something so petty and decide to continuously punch an unconcious boomer. how many victims are out there? do we have a potential cereal killer on our hands?

>>150413299
>by a clone
like.. raja?

user bman506 on ig has a video of people trying to resuscitate stu

>>150413339
Wish he'd kill your fruity pebble ass nigga

>>150413328
they are natural. schaub is half mexican and half jewish. his paternal grandparents looked like happy merchant, or belal muhammad.

is rampages sons mom hot? I've only seen the daughter and she looks 10x more human than his son

>>150413247
He gained a new fan (me) after I found out (like a day ago) he was a virgin until he met his wife.

You can never lose me as a fan over actions its the lack of action that loses
therefore
heems Im cutting you loose until I see movement

Have we gotten Bear Deigidio's input on the Raga situation yet?

>>150413372
He was a virgin until he was 35-36? He said he met her in 2013.

>>150413370
Raja's mom was a stripper

>>150413398
buy a fine chinese-made watch and find out.

>>150413407
He's just like me

>>150413407
when did he say that i remember him talking about meeting her in the 90s. 2013 is when he fought anderson

>>150413398
He's got that "the lights are on but no ones home look in his eyes"

I will be playing Hollow Knight Silksong instead of watching UFC Fight Night Imavov vs Borralho

>>150413436
Shit taste

>>150413436
Really? that's out? Im playing MG3 Delta rn

>>150413436
bsd vs ruffy is the only fight worth watching on that card. maybe gustaffson vs rinat

Forest Griffin says that Raja was just made at systemic racism.

when chael mentions "the underground fans" i just imagine he's talking about /heem/

>>150413464
Imavov vs borralho is an Interesting matchup and a title eliminator

for me its catch a can style wrestling

>>150413470
chael thinks because he skims mma underground he has his finger on the pulse.

Imavov sucks and Borralho will smoke his ass

>>150413486
borralho fights like a bitch and coasts a safe fight to a decision. he's one of the pre-dricus decisionators that make up the shittleweight division

I had a tub of Neapolitan ice cream for dinner tonight. Off-brand at that. Who wants to get heemed?

>>150413506
The Cannonier fight was really fun

What's the Verdict?

>>150413533
looks like your typical 16 year old british boy

>>150413545
Strickpedo has become his father I fear

>>150413464
its not hat gustaffson b

>>150413533
this posting would have been the topic du jour if not for raja

whats going to happen to rampage's young buck

>>150413533
I think it's weird how some right wingers like Strickland and Sam Hyde fans go through these weird mental gymnastics and create false dichotomies over the issue of trannies. It's gay to fuck a MTF, it's gay to fuck a FTM. They're both gay, it's not one or the other, fucking faggot.

>>150413574
it's the one that was born in 1488

Imavov and Borralho are both decent strikers with pop in their shots and they both can wrestle
It'll probably be a good fight

Raja was completely justified. should have killed that yt boy. let them disrespect you today and tomorrow they be calling you nigger in they head.

Dricus du Jour

>>150413590
based

bald power

>>150408583
>>150408613
these skill-free hacks are just painful to watch
the Lesnar/GSP/Anderson era was truly peak MMA.
and now we are stuck with this shit

what went so wrong, boys?

>lesnar
>skill

>>150413590
I guarantee you that Strickchud is secretly a gay. There is no way he's normal after what his dad did to him.

>>150413631
strikers got too comfortable.... again
mma is cyclical wrestlers will get cocky again and get heemed and the cycle will reset.

i think caillou will takedown imanov repeatedly and easily and that will open him up to outbox him as well

>>150413607
I called a nigger a nigger in my head the other week and he countered me with his shrunken head negromancy jutsu and now my baby boy has zika virus:(

joe pyfers dad beat him when he got too many kills in uncharted 3 co-op

Bro tried to sneak Lesnar in there

Is Caio reddit or 4chan

>>150413670
all the Fighting GODS are 4chan

>>150413670
i don’t think anybody likes him

Voodoo was given to the blacks by the French that colonized the area.
therefore
Kamaru Usman vs Ian Garry is gonna happen

>>150413670
worse, he's sherdog

>>150413680
So 4chan then

I remember watching Lesnar beat the fuck out of carwin and being so hyped up because I was a fan of Lesnar in WWE in the 00s.

>>150413436
One of the developers is jewish so I wont be playing it.

>>150413670
4chan unfortunately

>>150413689
You're old as shit damn

>>150413689
>Lesnar beat the fuck out of carwin
actually Carwin beat the fuck out of Lesnar but got tired and then submitted

Kyle Borrello

if lesnar started mma training instead of pro wrestling would he had been the GOAT?

>>150413436
its getting delayed again lmfao

>>150413714
What a Masterclass by Saskatchewans own Brock Lesnar.

>>150413699
Unfortunately Bryce did say this

>>150413727
Yes. Wait. No.

>>150413436
i get annoyed at metrovanias cause i hate having to travel back to places

why is beneil saint shitskin in the main event, put this dirty poojeet in the prelims

>>150413714
I'm misremembering fights, it was heath herring? Where Lesnar hit him with a straight and dude did a backwards summersault

sicko stu has shit himself again

The Fighting Turds

'Bibdaddy speaks

>>150413755
I think so

>>150413696
Ok i'm about to refund this hebrew piece of shit real quick

The fighting murds(erers cuz these doos straight murk bruh!!) I'm 100% giving myself an updoot for that 1

I feel like Prates could've finished Ian Garry

>>150413778
The shartles win will age like shit if he gets heemed again by Fiziev

Just how good is Ian garry holy shit now that I think about it. Hes really good!

Look man Brock beat Randy Couture for the heavyweight title. Only fellow legends Josh Barnett and Ricco Rodriguez have done that

megan anderson keepts bantamweight ufc fighters in her basement

Randy Corure survived a car crash with 0 injuries, car exploded.

>>150413778
r8 my new meme

Tony ducked Khabib when you think about it

>>150413778
Khabib literally went for the belt thinking Umar beat Merab his takes are trash.

>>150413804
Fiziev can't heem

>>150413885
He did thou

https://youtu.be/HrHrkpo664g
its up

>>150413889
Moicano and RDA are more durable than Chinny man Charles theyre just less offensively potent

>>150413897
I know you're muslim b but it's true Umar is not the bantamweight champ Merab is and he has a fight booked.

who's Merab fighting?

Do you think driccus dabbles in the local chocolate?

Mayhem calls in sick for the podcast on the same day Adam wants to discuss Raja smdh all pro fighters are simps for nigs.

>>150413939
Gane's number lower if you take out Jon and Francis.

>>150413939
forgot to mention gane has lost to half of his opponents

>>150413948
probably because they're training and around black people all the time so they probably realize they're a bit stupid but they don't want to admit it so they would rather just not discuss in to keep their career.

I wish the mma guru was live

>>150413969
based fanfic

>>150413969
That would make sense if Mayhem wasn't the dumbest motherfucker ever.

>>150413940
Pyotr Yan

>>150413945
AGPcus is a sissy bottom sadly

>>150413985
>t. never listened to him

>>150413945
Rather built for white boys, isn't she?

>>150413981
Guru is the nick fuentes of heem

>>150413966
he has a better W/L ratio than tom

Tried curbside pickup at smart and final for the first time and I selected the wrong store and sat there for 15 minutes before I realized my mistake.

Ilia Topuria? The GOAT. Jon Jones is a gay black pussy. This post? Factual

mayhem miller?

raja jackson vs war machine in the yard, who ya got chin

>>150414005
Guru is not a gay mexican child

>>150414012
Lay off the gooseberry daiquiris and go to bed

>>150414005
Ah yes a faggot with an obsessed fanbase that won't shut the fuck up about him it all makes sense now

>>150414020
You got a problem? Take it up with this guy >>150414059

James vick would've tanked that raja slam

>>150414085
WHAT INCREDIBLE HEART FORREST HAS, JOE!

>>150414079
I actually helped create him so I shouldn't complain.

Justice for sykkko stu

>>150414020
>>150414079
how are we doin this uh...morning?

scary naked james vick running at you alleyway dark alleyway blood elongated limbs screaming

>>150413983
it's like this in other pro sports too, these ex nfl players never criticize or talk bad about nogs like vontaze burfict. or early years ndamukong suh on their podcasts. can't blame them for anything because of their skin color.

King green... what a tough sonofabich

For tonight's dinner, wonk nose and tater tots.

mma guru is kind of a bitch. dude gets paid to be a clown and do funny impressions but you can tell he's miserable and hates his fans

>>150414120
Queen pink in actuality

dark alley dank dirty Raja jump scream eyes bleed eyes disappear evil blood explode

Just done doing hammer curls, feels good

>>150414085
finally someone recognize the true GOAT, Forrest Griffin

Gane beat Francis and took a dive against Jon. That’s why he’s getting his belt back soon. Undefeated, undisputed

>>150413171
its like the mma version of that one canelo webm

sycko stu hospital scream poop mouth feces crying mud bed river

>>150414085
whats being lost here is that one of jon's opponents was an undefeated Parker Porter

But what of Mountain Griffin?

Caatinga Griffin

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>150413727
Lesnar was a legit good wrestler, I think he only needed a few boxing classes to become one of the all time greatest wrestle-boxers ever.

Forrest "black owned" griffin

UFC Shadow event 1: City Griffin vs Ocean Griffin

Pick up a bible. Replace every instance of the word 'God' with 'Gane'. You know understand MMA.

I try to run but see I'm not that fast
I think I'm first but surely finish last, last

Stefan "Single Family Home" Struve

>>150413981
bro he went live FIVETEEN MINUTES after this post
Guru lurks heem confirmed

>>150414116
cope

>>150414005
>guru forms an alliance with one of the mma goats
>dj also trains a sperg on street beefs and documents it
dj is the best

>>150414255
Obviously he does

>>150414232
They made this doo wear an dress...what the fuck is up with taht? Food for thought.

>>150414200
*nukes you*

>>150414232
You have sex with men.

>>150414276
They're always doing some bullshit like that man

>>150414256
cope for what outside of certain parts of south africa every black country is a shithole?

>>150414273
>>150414255
The greatest mma personality knows where to come to keep his finger on the pulse of the greatest fringe thinkers in the mma community.

>>150414299
ok little buddy I think it's time for your juice box and nappy time

>>150414308
fuck off chandler

aint No Love in Oklahoma?

Why no ufc Aug 30

>>150414009
Tom: 8-0
Gane: 7-3

>Gulf of mexico
uhh who's gonna tell him?

>>150414320
there there buddy here ya go

>>150414331
Misfits is on

>>150414345
nap time
NOW

This old lady walked up to me today and told me I looked like George Michael (of Wham!). I get where Raja is coming from.

little piglets cranky this evening

>>150414337
i said lemonade bitch

>>150414363
stop posting in the third person bappa

>>150414232
Who's this

>>150414347
What's that

>>150414371
Terrence Crawford

>>150414009
by losing? Are you a retard?

>>150413699
>>150413670
I disagree. Caio had to build his career without the hype of the fighting nerd hype train being built. The other nerds immediately got easy bums to heem after ther contender series wins. Caio only got to have an easy Paul Craig layup type match on his 8th fight. His first 7 wins were pretty much against guys with even win streaks or more wins- no losing streak guys. (He's won 2, his opponent has won 2. He's won 3, his opponent is on a win streak etc). That's why he's the only fighting nerd that is not reddit. It's simply the truth.

Mandela Effect

>>150414352
nah

>>150414386
Wow a cancelled fight. Impressive.
And Gane is a decision machine.. woooow impressive

gane goes to decision because he gets to fight for longer and he's crazy

>>150414359
Thats an huge compilment b, you must be very hansome.

>>150414390
Terrence "misfits" crawlford

>>150414390
Misfits boxing

Tony Ferguson vs Salt Papi
Till vs Rockhold
Danis fighting MMA

>>150414359
breh thats the sydney sweeney of old white ladys

Mice Weatycock

>>150414359
Everything She Wants is a banger, nice job b

jean silva will end /ouboy/ diego lopes run.

the raja thing must be the result of some imbalance in the heemiverse
guys i don't johnny walker was supposed to win that night

Fucking loved watching Chase Hooper get knocked the fuck out cold, I also predicted it

>>150414520
nah it was ddp getting raped by khamzat, that wasn't supposed to happen. i didn't watch the china card and i came back to this.

>>150412904
Huh. I thought he was israeli.

Whos is Abus Magomedov

>>150414549
nah that was definitely supposed to happen bro you saw the odds

silva was getting tagged by bryce and got stung by ultraflushed dober
simply not durable enough to stand in front of lopes

>>150414571
>silva was getting tagged by bryce
he was literally tanking his shots because they were completely ineffectual

>>150414569
i expected ddp to get finished, not rape for 24 minutes

>>150414603
yeah but it's always a possibility with brazzas

>>150414571
If he’s not durable why didn’t a single one of those punches hurt him?

raja is the kwab of the year because he cant do that shit in a octagon with his 0-1 record ahh.

>>150414571
lopes was getting cracked by ige and volk and jean silva has stronger autism strength than both.

>>150414404
S U P E R M A J O R I T Y

>>150414586
sorry but if you have bryce mitchell landing combos on you, lopes is putting you to bed

Lopiss couldn’t Heem CTE grandpa Volk coming off 2 brutal KO losses

*does some quick stretches*
*cracks knuckles*
*clears throat*
Heem.

when will manlets be taken care of once and for all

>>150414729
Pico would've tanked that shit

Silva wins and Movsar gets passed over again lmfao

raja acts and talks like a rape victim

>>150414753
bro should've tried not being both a pullout and a decision merchant like pick a struggle my nigga

bro that DDP/khamzat card was so easy I got every pick right and made like 1300$ wish every card was that easy

bruna brasil lost.
prates lost.
ruffy will lost.
borralho will lost.
jean silva will lost. jean silva is essentially peyton talbott.

>>150414729
skyrim deformed elf dude looking mf

>>150414729
Zalbeast bros... I'm scared

>>150414782
wow i will definitely remember your genius take despite you saying that fucking all of them will lose you dumb eyetestlet

Has anyone else noticed Americans here are getting more and more illiterate lately?

>>150414753
no one cares about the boring dagi.

I like looking at girls butt cheeks and poop holes

>>150414641
still tony

>>150414833
why

>>150414799
FUCK YOU MEAN ILLITERATE NIGGA
FUCK IS YOU TALKIN BOUT BRUH
NAH NAH NAH FUH REAL BRUH
FUCK IS YOU MEAN ILLITERATE
FUCK YOU MEAN
AY
AY BRUH
AY FUCK YOU MEAN BRUH
FUCK YOU MEAN
NAH THO
FUCK YOU MEAN
FUCK YOU MEAN BRUH
*brandishes a firearm*

bro Kayla is looking fine

>>150414847
aesthetic

>>150414799
all vaxxed

>>150414846
tony isn't even top 10

Bruh this magic spoon cereal taste like ass

Movsar winning the belt will heem /heem/ for good, i fear im afraid

grown ass nigga eating cereal

>>150414873
you watch aew ?

>>150414873
he will always be #1 in my heart

>>150414860
built for sparky

>>150414877
p sure that shit has erythritol and that fucks up your gut biome b

imagine falling for the protein cereal meme

>>150414896
shes not like that, b

>>150414795
prates was the most impressive of all of them and he lost to ian the cuck. lmao.
ruffy is trying to emulate conor and only fought bums.
silva beat one guy inside the top15. literally one.
borralho is the most boring of the entire bunch.

He believes in gut biomes, pfft what's next brain biomes and bone biomes. Nigga science got you looking foolish.

>>150414909
she finna is

bro said gut biodome
there's no pauly shore here playa!

>>150414913
>Khamzat fought no one!!! DDP by falling piano!!!

has anyone noticed that british posters are getting more and more zesty?

>>150414901
B Chael told me it taste good and it good for you

Found the aaron pico fan

>>150414913
Prates was clearly the weakest of them athletically even if he is exciting
There’s like 7 losses on his record for a reason

big erythritol has shills even in /heem/ smdh

>>150414888
son be eatin that diet shit too, lil fat ass nigga tryna lose weight on them diet fruit loops, coke zero lucky charms type shit, like my nigga, get yo fat ass a salad and hit the gym and put the spoon down nigga

>>150414933
> mentions someone nobody was talking about to back his opinion
meds...

Only a couple of days left i suppose

>>150414860
>>150414896
would you rather have a gorilla daughter kayla or sissy son talbot

This bum lol >>150414913

They tried to keep Merab away from the belt
They tried to keep Belal away from the belt
They tried to keep Ankalaev away from the belt
They are now trying to keep Movsar away from the belt

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>>150413658
Funny posts

>>150414942
dont wear it out

hes wheezing the juice buuuuuudddy

They tried to keep Dustin away from the belt

>>150414967
how many title defenses did belal have? didn't he lose his belt to a literal prospect?

>>150414967
>pulls out for the thousandth time
>THE UFC DID THIS
Fuck a goat Ahmed

>>150414959
I wanna fuck Kayla hard after seeing that picture, she will be my Valkyrie woman.

>>150414956
>dude what's an analogue!!!

>>150414913
WW is too stacked, LW might be a problem with topuria, FW is open, no one is being khamzat for the next couple of years..

Zabit vs Movsar title eliminator

>>150414982
dont disrespect belalhawl like that

>>150414891
the fuck is this the wrestling channel

how is it that /heem/ holds the most mentally ill posters out of all the degenerate boards?

my wife said zero soda tastes like medicine and ever since I can't drink it anymore

The Guardian of Gaza, Belal "I Am Legend" Muhammad has been defeated

why does belal look exactly like the happy merchant? it's as if the meme was based off of him.

>>150415007
Whipped

nuh uh

>>150415004
Most prevalence of CTE, /nfl/ doesn't even come close in second place

Belal "remember the title reign" Muhammad

>>150415004
you mean a supermajority of mentally ill posters

>>150414989
she doesn't look too bad outside of her fights. make up is a cheat code.

>>150415040
the easy path is knocking out champions
the hard path is having to deal with the antics of antidraws just for them to pull out last minute

hemminder, dricus du plessis has more than double the title defenses of belal muhammad. in fact, even if belal actually had ONE title defense, dricus du plessis would then have DOUBLE the amount belal has.

>>150415004
this question gets asked a lot around here and I will always ignore it.

>>150415004
majority of mma fans can't fight we live vicariously through fighters.

>>150415004
lol lmao even

Poor poor Pigloev. Scared of Daddypuria's huge cock he was

>>150415066
two times zero is zero you nincompoop

Belal vs DDP is the fight to make

who else remembers the era of UFC where the same "kevin was 9 years old" and "so dats wut he did" commercials were played over and over between rounds? those were the fuckin days...

smegloev was supposed to fight bryce but pussied out and got replaced by topuria lol

evloev is inevitable

>>150415057
Yes beating washed former champions is easier than fighting a hungry prime wrestler. Just ask dirty diaper panties

the first mma watch i ever watched was on free tv and kimbo slice got heemed by some guy with dyed hair, and made me not care about mma cause who would want to pay $100 to watch a 5 second fight.

>cool fights and performances
>stalling for 25 mins

evloev is inheritable

>>150415108
Factual post I’m afraid

>>150415111
And here you are still watching mma to this day

inevloeble

>>150415110
arman is semi retired, actively denying fights and evloev is just too unreliable, he had the opportunity to get knocked out by topuria and he shit the bed

I went to the same high school as Belal and he's a year older than me, but he used to apparently suck off black dudes for rare sneakers. Everyone used to joke about it. he had a different pair every day and people used to make slurping sounds when he entered class or passed by in the halls.

charles may have been finished by many many guys but illlia did it faster than most of them

Evloev was edged cause Arnold Allen stole all his grindage

Evloev was kicked out of the Nurmagomedov camp for raping Hasbulla

>>150415133
>actively denying fights
But enough about terrified Topiglet

evloev might have the most natty physique I've ever seen.

>>150414401
are you? 13/15 > 15/18

>>150415129
i started watching mma because of mcgregor being a funny guy, if someone told me that tito was a funny CTE guy back in the day i probably would've watched actually maybe not cause i didn't know where to watch ilegally

>>150415136
You're confusing Belal with Madam Sneed I'm afraid

>>150415153
holy pillowknees

>>150415157
dana himself said arman's 6th, maybe, just maybe 5th in line for a title shot right now. argue with the bossman if you got a problem

why are there no somali fighters?

LW titul sho' order goes Paddy, Gaethje, Islam, Volk rematch, Poirier out of retirement fight, Ruffy, Arman

>>150415194
Proof? We agree with everything the bossman says after all

>>150415153
just noticed that ige has never been knocked out

>>150415224
these guys suck ass
where are the heems

>>150415228
>Proof?
after pulling out against islam dana clarified arman will have to earn another title shot
arman has responded by turning down every fight shelby has offered him

>>150415236
we are in an anti-heem era
and we have dudes out here defending this shit

Might get a prostitute

>>150415251
So you made it up

khamzat was saved by the bell

“villains” who dindu nuthin

I think raja jackson should be given the death penalty

Shartman ducked Gamrot twice btw

>>150415302
That doesn’t say he’s sixth, I fear terrified Topiglet will be vacating his chastity belt after the Goatse fight

a guy doesn’t get a nickname like psycho stu for no reason. who knows what that sick fuck might have done if raja didn’t stop him

>>150415153
Why are pillowniggers like this

>>150415194
Poopuria thinks otherwise

all revved up and ready to go

Salmon Stu

>>150415219
Look at that slim jaw. Even heemlets like Evloev would put them to sleep

Sean Strickland is a filthy nigger lover

Guru is talking about mowing down hordes of niggers with his Crusader helmet on (unironically)
He might get banned from yt for this sadly

>>150415313
I agree

:(

>>150415414
buy an ad

>>150415427
Scared?

>>150415427
Shut up bitch!

>>150415272
imagine how hairy argentinian prostitutes are

>>150415424
You are a victim of autogynephilia.

>>150415335
kenny okoye was right about the other wrestlers probably having heat with psycho stu, because of how they acted after he hit raja with the can, they most likely didn't like the guy and my guess would is because he gets drunk before his matches and stiffs the other pro wrestlers and is a dangerous worker.

>>150415436
no I'm just tired of this lazy viral marketing clogging up my boyfriend simulator

>>150414959
EASILY the gorilla daughter. she might have it a bit tough being mid and yuge at school but she could easily heem the womanlets who are bullying her so it's a problem that solves itself. plus eventually some chud will see her and think "imagine the sons" so i'd end up with a redpilled breedmaxxer chud for a son in law which would probably be pretty cool plus she would give me big grandsons which would be great

>>150415446
what the fuck is that

>>150415450
Yeah you're scared and brown KEK

>>150415443
https://argentinaxp.com/en/

>>150415448
> kenny okoye was right
stopped reading there

>>150415272
im jealous. argentina sluts are so hot if Instagram is to go by.

>>150415446
I love myself homie

>>150415460
bappa I'm literally going to penetrate your anus with my penis

What's MMA Joey's opinion on all of this

>>150415464
he actually had a decent take, and i also heard the same thing from an ex wwe wrestler

>>150415460
But enough about Clitia

>>150415480
Still obese I'm afraid

>>150415507
you're brown

>>150415153
dan nigger was never heemed, this is not a unique occurrence

>>150415532
And scared!

>>150415542
We know

funny how the "you're brown" posters and the "piglet" posters seemingly coexist in peace

>>150415480
Dropping truth nukes as always

>>150415553
kek what a fence sitting bitch

>>150415551
Brown daddies prolapsed your greased uo pork hole i fear....

Is it too soon to point out the fact the majority of people used the Raja Jackson incident to blow a racist dog whistle?

They watched McGregor rape women & beat up old men & they vigorously defend him like their lives depend on it

>>150415592
hey spams thought you died

>>150415592
What does this post have to do with mixed martial arts??

I fear this is ban evading

>>150415551
Piglet are all spamjeet

>>150415585
You got worked son

if ur boy cant escape ninja choke pls unboy him immediately

>>150415610
wheres the video of Conor raping?

>>150415627
Nice sentence Shrimpkumar
Couple more years and you will be speaking very good English SAAAAAAAR

>>150415630
Pink piglet sisters…we are sooo weak and inferior

>>150415630
why are they being gay and rolling around? aren't they supposed to be fighting?

>>150415643
Alri spamjeet laaaa

>>150415653
>taps like a bitch
>goes out anyway
PIGGY MOMENT

Mad how spamjeet has to samefag because he has 0 mates

>>150415663
nigga u gay

>>150415610
Conor is a gorilla nigger retard but literally was never so stupid as to outline his entire petty vengeance-fuelled motivation like Raja

Also a question of how bad did he really beat anybody

>>150415692
nice deflection

>>150415703
oh yeah? well deflect THIS

i have 0 friends too

>>150415610
Conor never put anyone into a coma for no reason whatsoever

ngl 3am UFC was funny, I was drunk as fuck

>>150415721
he put khabitch in a story coma, people forget man

when you spam the same shit all the time and it isn’t funny it’s just aspergian. if it were funny i wouldn’t mind it. very little difference between sneed making the same faggy unfunny posts on repeat and the others

You guys remember back when Dana would put on a card on Friday and Saturday?

i wish a nog with a rich dad would heem me and i get to sue for millons of dollars. stu should count this as a blessing as long as he wakes up and doesn't benoit his family

Who’s the Stefan Molyneux of mma

>>150415763
ryan hall

>>150415763
Jeff Monson.

>>150415747
Sneed is actually hilarious what the fuck are you talking about?

Sneed is a fucking loser

>>150415790
Turn on your monitor!

Sneed should commit suicide

sneeb

>>150415797
Mad bitch.

I would beat the shit out of sneed into a coma

>>150415797
Factual post i fear

I wouldn't piss on sneed if he was on fire

does anyone have the stu esque webm of the guy from the team mma fight getting his head dribbled off the canvas

new

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>>150415802
Mad how nobody likes you so you have to samefag and defend yourself in third person

Chael is a fucking punk

I heem for Israel

>>150415807
You're a coward for hitting a woman!

>>150413778
Same guy who said Khamzat would win the striking but lose wrestling against Dricus? The guy who said Arman would easily finish Oliveira? lol