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LAA: Zach Neto went 2-for-4 with a walk and a home run in a 4-0 win over the Rangers on Monday
MIL: Andruw Monasterio went 2-for-4 with a homer and two RBI as the Brewers bested the Diamondbacks 7-5 on Monday
NYM: Luis Torrens went 3-for-5 with a three-run homer and five RBI as the Mets torched the Phillies 13-3 on Monday
STL: Riley O’Brien allowed one run on one hit in 1 2/3 innings while blowing a save against the Pirates on Monday
PHI: Cristopher Sánchez yielded a season high six runs — five earned — in 5 1/3 innings Monday in a loss to the Mets
PIT: Bryan Reynolds went 2-for-5 with a double, a home run, and two RBI in a loss to the Cardinals on Monday
TOR: Andrés Giménez went 2-for-3 with a homer, a walk, a steal and three runs scored in the Jays’ 10-4 takedown of the Twins on Monday
CWS: Making his first start since being recalled Friday, Korey Lee went 2-for-3 with a two-run homer and a walk Monday against the Royals

tigers choking

Is this nu tho?

>>150416325 (OP)
>weave dog in the genny
Why thank you, kind baker.

>>150416325 (OP)
>>150416368
Thank you, bakerspie fren. Comfy thread as usual.

Garbage timetani home run?

That’s a strike low!

wasn't even nervous brehs

baseball players are so shit

Thats game Padrebros. I am going to bed

/brash/

holy shit athletics are doing it???

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

They’re still riding with Skubal?

>>150416398
>sinker
You try to hit MLB pitchers. The break is incredible. A batting average of .250 to .300 is considered good, meaning 25 to 30 percent of your at-bats result in a hit.

It's okay Ramón, you get a pass. Not your fault Mike Shildt is a retard and won't put you in the front hitting line. I still love you.

GRAND SALAMI

>>150416429
>gay strip bar

Garbage time mookie slap

cy young winners don't give up grand slams

LAA: Zach Neto went 2-for-4 with a walk and a home run in a 4-0 win over the Rangers on Monday
MIL: Andruw Monasterio went 2-for-4 with a homer and two RBI as the Brewers bested the Diamondbacks 7-5 on Monday
NYM: Luis Torrens went 3-for-5 with a three-run homer and five RBI as the Mets torched the Phillies 13-3 on Monday
STL: Riley O’Brien allowed one run on one hit in 1 2/3 innings while blowing a save against the Pirates on Monday
PHI: Cristopher Sánchez yielded a season high six runs — five earned — in 5 1/3 innings Monday in a loss to the Mets
PIT: Bryan Reynolds went 2-for-5 with a double, a home run, and two RBI in a loss to the Cardinals on Monday
TOR: Andrés Giménez went 2-for-3 with a homer, a walk, a steal and three runs scored in the Jays’ 10-4 takedown of the Twins on Monday
CWS: Making his first start since being recalled Friday, Korey Lee went 2-for-3 with a two-run homer and a walk Monday against the Royals
Anonymous 08/25/25(Mon)22:59:56 No.150416339
tigers choking
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Is this nu tho?
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>>150416325 (OP) (OP)
>weave dog in the genny
Why thank you, kind baker.
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>>150416325 (OP) (OP)
>>150416368
Thank you, bakerspie fren. Comfy thread as usual.
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Skubal? No problem. 1 grand slam coming right up!

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SHEAAAAAAAAA LANGELIERRRRS (29)

# 29 ITS A GRAND SLAM

we'll recycle this thread later. this is also a good thread and not a homo-faggot thread

>skubal
kek skubal

The best catcher in the AL.

Padger's

Its the year the A’s win the West.

nooooooooo

Williamson turns the DP.

gg pads see ya tomorrow

>Final score 6-9
Nice.

gg pardres

good luck on the Vedder Cup next year :)

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Do you like the doyers?
Say “Yes” if you like the doyers.
Say “No” if you’re gay.

Hairy butts and dodgers
Hairy butts and dodgers

ngh...ugh...

walk off winner for my berdinals

Why did the defense let Skubal down?

Great morning Yankees fans.

>>150416781
Freddie :)

my jaysies :)

Good morning Alex Bohm.

Need some?

>>150419101
Bad morning we are going to lose

>>150419423
I’m already fired up for the next season because we have an incredible rotation to full health. A collapse would bring the joy of new additions to the front office and frontline management. It’s funny how many talented people we’ve let go; we could’ve been so much better with them. It’s par for the course. I wish we had Don Mattingly as our hitting coach and Miguel Cairo somewhere next to him. I think we’re just all pretty desperate for something fresh…

<3

Bohm.

>>150419503
>42 KB
Lil’ Jeet is trying to save data from his Xfinity call center hut.

>>150419513
More like bum

>>150419503
That's Johnny Cueto and Matt Strahm in Jays uniforms, holy sloppa

>>150419513
I caaaaaaaan't see the ball

>>150419513
>AHHHHH IM GONNA LISTOOOOONNNNN

>>150419451
The tendies are just breast meat cut into strips you mope.

The batter's eye shouldn't be obstructed, much less by reflective circular objects that could resemble baseballs. The Mets cheated and are still missing the playoffs. ROFL.

>>150419538
it's been like that for 20 years, bohm is just a bitch

I thought anons click click bohm song was funny (Parabolics On Da-fence).

>>150419539
The batter's eye shouldn't be obstructed.

>>150419544
kek saved

I’m still in disbelief at all the hype soto was getting at the start of the season vs now

>>150419538
wait until you find out about the slanted batter's eye in old safeco field

>>150419558
>old
The batter's eye shouldn't be obstructed

>>150419557
The Mets should have learned from San Diego

>>150419558
If it was any other team besides the mariners then it would have mattered more

>>150419544
kek

>>150419567
Yea no shit but it’s a meme now so deal with it, killjoy.

>>150419586
The batter's eye shouldn't be obstructed

>>150419532
Er no.

https://www.thekitchn.com/what-the-heck-is-a-chicken-tender-meat-basics-214892

>>150419608
My brown eye is obstructed on a daily basis and you don’t here me complaining

>>150419544
Thank you I am honored

The batter's eye shouldn't be obstructed

>>150419643
The Bohms manhood shouldn't be obliterated

>>150419633
>Chicken tenders or chicken tenderloins are the little strips of meat that are tenuously attached to the underside of each breast (and thus sometimes called “hanging tenders”), so every chicken has two tenders.
Anon restaurants are using the entire breast to make tendies. Not just tenderloins. I do it at home all the time too.

>>150419659
Perhaps but they are properly a.separate cut from the breast

>Popeyes confirms they only use the tenderloin to make their teddies on their website.

>>150419671
TENDIES

Fuck you autocorrect

>>150419671
where? i dont see it

>>150416398
How does a professional baller allow such a thing to happen?

>>150419538
This must be why the Mets can't hit a lick and Soto’s been shit all year. They’ll turn it around, this is their get right series. Bohn made a huge mistake.

>>150416398

>not Javy Baez

>>150419697
I retract my statement.

https://www.wattagnet.com/poultry-future/consumer-trends/article/15536263/lawsuit-popeyes-misled-consumers-about-chicken-tenders

>>150419758
yeah, that would be stupid, such little meat by mass it would take millions of chicken to satisfy demand
brined chicken breast makes for tasty tenders

>tenderloin tendies
yum

All fried chicken is tendies.

>>150419806

How do they get the bones into the wings?

>BTFO’d by microphone

do bohmfags really?

#IStandWithBohm

>>150419806
This is incane(s)

>click click boom was not a POD song
jnco bros… go on without me :(

You see, Eddie Vedder is from San Diego. And his band Pearl Jam is from Seattle. So that’s where the Padres Mariners connection comes from. So it’s kino because… WELL IT JUST IS OKAY?!

>>150419971
Nigga it was by Saliva

gm mariners nation

>>150419962
I think his first name is Eddie actually

>>150419971
BOOM
HERE COMES THA
BOOM
READY OR NOT

>>150419997
Good morning friend.

>>150419971
i still like p.o.d btw
their last album was kinda disappointing, tho
finger eleven has an album coming out in november. can't wait for that!

>>150420008
He was never really one of the guys
No matter how hard he tried

>>150419996
I remember the song but I do not remember this band… one hit wonder status?

>>150420025

They had some other hits but not bigger than this. It was used in everything from TV shows to commercials

>>150419962
*melts ur face*
heh, nothin' personnel

>>150420008
>here comes the boys from the south!
Well shit this is what I had it confused with. Thanks anon!

>>150416427
Look at this loser. All he does is complain and wants the team manager fired the moment they start losing.

>>150420035
>Ladies and Gentlemen

>>150420052
I think he just has issues with the lineup construction but Padres had 10 hits last night so it's obviously not that bad.

Iiiiiiiii
I feel so alive (feel so alive)
For the very first time (for the very first time)
I can’t deny you
I feel so alive!

>>150420022
most underrated song on that album is ghetto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9c7z0VVD_c
still makes me tear up to this day, bro

>>150420066
I hate this song

>>150420066
I AM THE MESSANJUH!

>>150420046
always happy to direct people to p.o.d

>>150420045
They called it a strat on the broadcast last night and it triggered my guitar autism.

best saliva song is always
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
(always, always, alwaaayyss...)

>>150420093
The album after Satellite sucked, though

>>150420083
>tfw he doesn’t trust in love to be bringing him peace of mind

>>150420066
>>150420083
OOOOOH WAAAANCE
OH-PON A TIME
I COULD CONTROL MYSEHEHEHEHEHLF

>>150420096
But it's a Fender!

>>150420108
Loved King Of The Stereo

>>150420131
it's a telecaster

>>150420131
I can let it slide I suppose.

>>150420148
God I wanna fuck this mariners milf so badly. Think she’d be impressed by my sweet guitar licks?

>>150420061
>10 hits off a mediocre Mariners bullpen
That's not something to gloat about Paco.

>>150420167
hell yeah bro
>E|-0--3--5---0--3--6--5

>YOU THINK YOUR SPECIAL........... YOU DO..... I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES....

>YEAH!!!!

what's/mlb/s favorite artist/band they've seen live. For me its The Black Dahlia Murder

>>150420111
yeah, it was a bit of a downer. i like waiting on today but that's about it. i love the album, tho because i was in juvi for a bit and it was the only album i could listen to because it was a "positive" band and didn't have a explicit label lol
the follow-up album testify was pretty good, tho

TOP KEK

https://x.com/El_Troll_SZN/status/1960169276264079839

>>150420256
favourite band i've seen live is slayer
best band i've seen live was black sabbath

>>150420256
Dream Theater right before Portnoy got kicked out. Alternatively, Weird Al.

>>150420194
I thought Mariner Pitching was Elite?

>>150420273
HAHAHAHA

>>150420256
I saw Coheed & Cambria open for Primus and I think that’s the best show I’ve ever been to. Primus played two sets, their music, then Rush’s A Farewell to Kings. It was so kinosovl bros.

>>150420291
Mariners pitching has been utterly mid this season
You don’t know this because you’re an east coastie

>>150420273
>since two thousand and seventeen (we checked)
kek

>>150420374
Don’t start the coastie wars during real fren hours =(

>>150420354
Cool but it's a shame it wasn't Hemispheres. Primus La Villa Strangiato would be awesome.

>>150420256
>black dahlia murder
that entire lineup has changed. is it really black dahlia murder anymore

>>150420390
all I know is that once the east coast games wrap up and the west coast games get started, /mlb/ turns into a flock of retards and faggots

no… NO!

>>150420256
Meshuggah, highly recommended

>>150420256
since the coof i havent gone to a lot of shows but deafheaven was pretty dope

>>150420397
Not really but I saw them in 2010 and 2012. Both times in a shitty dive bar with 1 ceiling fan. But I got to go stage diving as a teenager and thats one of my favorite memories.

>>150420425
>Meshuggah
One of my favs, never seen them live tho

>>150420256
the best show ive been to was muse around 2009. you couldn’t pay me to see them today. that show was amazing tho

>>150420431
I also saw Deafheaven play with Coheed and Cambria kek, they were fucking sick live.
>>150420461
…or something

>>150420477
yea I would totally see them again

/metal lovers general/

I saw Manson in Portland, that was a fun show.

>>150420404
Nah it’s late night west coast time when the schizos come out. They all false flag as doyer fans

>>150420514
Portland is a great music town. I miss the Hawthorne theater and crystal ballroom

>>150420534
Crystal Ballroom is my favorite but Revolution Hall is also a great venue.

>>150420404
vtummors are degen neets who don't wake up till 4pm and stay up all night

i saw gwar open for lamb of god once
that was fun

>>150416339
Give it to me straight. Do my tiggers have a chance?

>>150416339
>>150420568
Not since being exposed as fraud by frauds.

So hey guys, been a while, I had to go to the hospital because of work. Moral of the story, don't trust other drivers.
KBO Results

>>150420594
>comes to your ballpark
>sweeps your team
>humiliates your mascot
>refuses to explain
>leaves
why the fuck did the mariners do this to the tigers?????

>>150420566
nice, another show I remember fondly is dying fetus/cannibal corpse/whitechappel/job for a cowboy

>>150420610
NPB Results

>>150420594
>>150420617
Has it ever been more over?

>>150420334
I don't know who's more annoying, this guy or Joe Dreamz.

>>150420552
>>150420517
maybe it gets worse late at night but yesterday it started falling into retardation at like 11 EST.

>>150420627
NPB Standings

>>150420636
Fuck

>>150420642
MLB American

yesterday was a sign that Tatis is going to slug again and now the Padres are going to go on a big win streak, trust me bro.

>>150420653
MLB National

>>150420635
We need to have an intervention for doyerpacos and padrepacos, they’re tearing this family apart…

>>150420656
Actually it was a sign that Cal's slump is over and he no longer has derbyswing... additionally, Julio will go yard today.

Why do you call Padre fans Paco when majority of those that attend games are white?

>>150420447
Its elite

>>150420705
Cause it’s funny

>>150420052
Do you ever post about your own team?

>>150420777
i do often

Will Contreras receive a longer or shorter suspension than Robles, who didn't hit anyone with his thrown bat?

>>150420777
almost exclusively

>>150420777
keep it mariners related

>>150420404
It's not the "west coast games" it's literally just when the Dodgers are playing and their tourists all flood the thread and shit it up.

>>150420777
Yes

>>150420845
Are they really tourists if they keep returning?

>>150420676
Proximity to Pacoxico..
.

hi

>>150420901
You sick fuck

Holy shit Bohm is getting roasted by everybody right now...

What's going to happen to Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz? Will they be permabanned from MLB? Can they go play in Japan instead?

>>150420921
A worse punishment would be banning them from playing with any team but the Rockies

>>150420918
How is this any different from a rain delay? East coasties never melt down about having to wait for those.

>>150420918
KWAB of the month status?

>>150420944
Rain cannot be controlled by a player

they're always complaining about bohm in philly. they'll be pissed when he leaves and the next guy is worse. same people who booed mike schmidt, btw.

>>150420953
Less than 5 days left it's looking good

>>150420957
I'm certain I've seen many players hit rainmakers and analytics wouldn't still have them hitting those if they didn't work.

>>150420855
Yes, same with anybody who doesn't post here during the offseason or spring training.

I don’t get Dodgers fans. They criticize Padres fans for having “no fanbase” when the team’s bad, then mock us and call us bandwagoners when we finally show up and show out. That logic is broken. Of course more fans will show up when the team is winning, that’s how sports work.

This tired narrative that we’re bandwagon is so dull. From 2004 to 2011, San Diego had the Chargers to rally behind. If you’re working-class and money’s tight, you support the team that’s hot. That’s not disloyalty, it’s practicality. And even during the lean years, around 60% of fans were still showing up.

That’s respectable for a team with low expectations and ownership that didn’t invest.

Peter Seidler had a vision, and the fans embraced it. This era of Padres baseball has every right to push the narrative that we live rent-free in Dodgers fans’ heads. They should worry about their own team, because from here on out, I’m done engaging with their noise.

I get the sentiment “act like you’ve been there,” but in San Diego’s case, we’ve almost been there. We tasted it in ’84, had a shot in ’98, and endured a long drought under bad ownership. Let fans celebrate however they want.

At the start of this season, we didn’t know what ownership would do after Peter passed. We feared they’d punt. But instead, they doubled down. So if this ownership is telling us they’re all in—then fuck it, let’s ride.

I love the energy of rally towels in August. Will it sting if we don’t win a ring in 2025? Maybe. But right now, I see the Seidler brothers’ vision. I was worried about the family drama, but they’ve shown they’re just as committed.

They locked in a deal with ESPN. They’re building something sustainable.

Yeah, it hurts that we traded Leo De Vries. If he becomes a star, I’ll tip my cap. But our window is now. I’m drinking the Kool-Aid. I’m riding the wave. However long this era lasts... I’m here for it.

>>150420944
But without the rain we would never have dubba dubba dubbaheaders!

>>150421081
you expect us to read all this? I am just going to saying you're seething poodrepaco kek

>>150421091
I was wondering when the last M's doubleheader was and apparently it was that Rockies series early last year, although I don't remember them actually playing twice in the same day.

you now remember phil hughes

>>150421093
teh rik :)

>>150421122
Those were different times. Former Mariners France, Rojas, Clase, Zavala were all on the team then lol.

>>150421283
Seby let cal borrow his glove and then went back to his home planet.

I am confident my Padres will still win the series we just got a bit unlucky yesterday

AI sloppa dropped
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DcGDCRltUzE

The 2026 schedule is out!

Opening day schedule
Yankees @ Giants will be a standalone evening game on March 25th

>>150421350
RIP

>>150421702
wat

>>150421707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJmOxsnsFY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhH6yZ8lxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UlXP7brfy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAEXKwQ1f9M

>>150421081
DUDE REDDIT

>>150421707
“Opening Night”?
Mega fucking cringe. What is this, the NFL?

>>150421702
The fabled Mets vs. Pirates rivalry

>>150421731
Lock it in.

How come the Dominican Republic doesn’t have their own major baseball league like the United States or Japan or Korea?

>>150421944
>another home opening day
M'sbros stay winning

>>150421944
The Marlins have at least 3 or 4 SPs that would completely blank the Rockies.
And the White Sox? I admire your confidence in them.

>>150421707
What's the international spring training dodger game next year?

dodgers are the best, son

>>150421970
>homestand during the divegrass thing
>red sox doubleheader and mid series halos break
>canadian invasion over 4th of july
Interdasting schedule for next summer.

>>150421707
why are they celebrating 9/11?

>vedder cup '26 is all in april/may
that's lame

>>150422046
>homestand during the divegrass thing
none of the games line up thankfully. trains are already going to be fucked there is 0 chance they would've been able to handle both at the same time. the break between the angels series on the first is to avoid that happening. the series over the 4th weekend with the birds is going to be nuts though.

that funky muncy

>>150421974
One game does not mean the whole season. Those teams can still lose the next 2.

But Yankee sisters told me Judge was the best player in baseball???

>>150422138
Apparently the freaks at feefar require World Cup hosts not to allow any other sporting events during divegrass days.

>>150422207
Where's Ohtranny?

I'm ready to watch the Chadres take the early lead only to choke the game late.

>>150422242
Don't get how Schwarber even gets two votes desu

Why do you call Padre fans Paco when majority of those that attend games are white?

>>150422255
Go away Fuwawa

>>150422242
Out of the AL as of last year.

>>150421974
>And the White Sox?
Speaking of them, their offense has been goofy this month cause they haven't scored 3-5 runs in a game since August 8th. They either do jack shit or go off and nothing in between.

>doyerpacos still haven't figured out how to greentext
kek

>>150422098
Why aren't YOU celebrating 9/11?

>>150422294
wdym?

>doyerpacos still haven't figured out how to greentext
kek

>>150422339
He's just the best. That's all there is to it.

>>150422256
Because he's clutch

.

lets go poodres

It should be Schwarber because he's the guy always threatening to overtake Cal (until Cal hits 3 dingers in 2 games)

>>150422363
more

>>150422153
many are saying this

>>150422361
why are you using fwar suddenly? wasn't it a joke last year when it said lindor was better?

>>150422373
right that meaningless dinger when we were down 5 runs really mindfucked us shut the fuck up

>>150422455
?

dodgers still making poodrepacos seethe lol

>>150422232
interesting didn't know that. wonder if any of the other big sporting events have similar requirements.

I sympathize with our nl west counterparts, having finally gained first place in the division only have it snatched away, and your rivals seemingly get it together after a good month of shitting the bed.

>>150422548
It probably doesn't come up that much, but it's annoying for baseball.

doyerpacos still haven't figured out how to greentext
>kek

>>150422316
Does he have to buy 3 tickets since he spills over onto the seats to his left and right

>>150422467
now put those numbers into context: 7.8 war from a player whose team clinched the last wild card spot on game 161 is a lot more valuable than 8.9 war from a player whose team was the #1 seed all season

>>150422604
Whatever helps you cope, Shlomo.

>>150422604
that would be a solid point if WAR was calculated using RBI instead of Runs

>>150422604
context. iglesias carried the mest not lindor
CAPTCHA:MVPD0

>>150422597
look at the sequined hat, that's absolutely a female.

>>150422564
Well at least there is still plenty of baseball left. I am sure the Doyers will crumble

>>150422680
I saw that, but for some reason I pictured a guy who looks like Israel Kamakawiwoʻole. But she may very well be one of those large mexican broads

Kelce and Taytay are engaged

>>150422734
OMG I JUST SAW EEEEEEEEEEE :)

>>150416325 (OP)
why the fuck is ninja here

pitcher hitting a triple is the most exciting play in sports

>>150422373
war isn't a real stat

>>150422808
I raise you with a fat guy inside-the-parker

Quick! Baseball fan, how is bWAR calculated?

>>150422808
Pitchers don't hit

WAR? not a real stat
x(stat)? not a real stat

'toids are good with numbers until you bring up baseball stats

genny dead

we still have 3 hours to baybaw

>>150422098
25th Anniversary.

>>150422831
fat guy anything is sports kino

>>150422831
always the result of an error and shitting score keeper
>>150422856
pitchers hit. designated throwers sit.

you would need to be literally retarded to believe that ohtani is the only guy in the league capable of playing baseball.

>>150421122
It snowed in Denver Friday. I was supposed to go to that game but it was postponed. Instead I went to the Saturday game and /we/ lost in extras. It was 0-0 after 9 innings at fucking Coors field lol

>>150422843
they add a bunch of shit together and multiply then compare and divide and then sprinkle in some dark math they come up with whatever the fuck they want to

>>150422427
>Cal goes on home run binge
Many such cases!

Gym bro’s get heated in the gym.

>>150423353
almost 6 hours until chadres come back and fuck ya

>>150423508
watch your tone when you speak in this general you faggot

>2026 schedule
>Padres Dodgers is the second to last series of the year
oh god no

>>150423508
>Cease on the bump
Yeah I’m thinking /we/ chase him after 4 and score 7+ again

>they don’t know that im the one spreading the fire. All the whitoids, the pacos, the jeets, the fags are killing each other. Chikaner and Psychogang don’t know their just mere puppets.
I’ve destroyed /mlb/! Now to kill all marinerfags! I’m smarter than everyone!

>>150423532
he's going to get 6IP, 4H, 1ER(one unearned), 8K, 2BB

>>150423508
Not gonna lie I think we're getting swept again

>>150422604
It really do be like that tho. Francisco was robbed

>>150423572
Nah

>cease
>not getting lit up

>>150422843
All advanced stats are made up nerd shit so dorks feel like they are closer to the game they couldn’t play.

>>150423572
He’ll prob get 8 K’s but he’ll throw a ton of pitches and won’t make it past 5

The only real stats:
>OPS
>BA
>K%
>W%

>ERA
>K/9
>WHIP
Anyone thinking about any other stat is a nerd and should be bullied

The people are celebrating in the comments, is he good Mets fans?

>>150423611
He'll walk a bunch of players and you'll end up with 1 hit but 5 runs

Just fuck my ass now, this team is fucked.

>>150422595
?

>>150423477
I heard it’s a made-up metric that was cultivated to make Mike Trout a HOFer

why does san diego love their trannies?

>>150423706
looks like every american ever

>>150422734
Baybaw?

He’s officially back bros

>>150423508
sonanoka~

>>150423789
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ttHSFnh-qI

i gotta believe...

>>150423800
For now.

That came out of nowhere.

Rangers have a chance to finally get a pitcher to win the Cy You- ACK

https://x.com/UnderdogMLB/status/1960436781033164950

>>150423840
For me, it's Jet Jaguar

>>150423642
he's the next lincecum

>>150423840
not that surprising they're just pandering to the showa era jap boomers

>>150423845
tough break
>they bought at the deadline
oof, yikes even

>>150423840
first tranimetubers now this
why do doyers love gimmicks for manchildren

>>150423845
Just fucking kill me.

>>150423641
>OPS
doesn’t take baserunning into account, and is influenced by the ballpark you play at
>BA
treats all hits the same and doesn’t consider the skill of drawing a walk
>K%
being a “ground ball pitcher” can be advantageous in certain regards
>W%
Is this win percentage or walk percentage? Pitching wins don’t matter. Walks do, but it’s an odd stat to prioritize when WHIP exists — even then the players who get walked still need to be able to score within that inning; you need 4 walks in an inning to let up a run independent of anything else.
>ERA
agreed, only if you are comparing pitchers with the same role in the same year/time period.
>K/9
see K%
>WHIP
again, I agree to an extent, but the runners you put on base still need to score. There’s also no differentiation between different types of hits.

>>150423892
Look at what they pay to achieve a fraction of /our/ power.

>>150423892
they're trying to appeal to every facet of the Japanese/weeb market.

Where's baseball's power couple?

>>150423938
Skenes and Dunne

>>150423845
Is there any chance we can poach Paul Skenes from the Pirates in the offseason?

>>150423917
I gotta get one of these.

jonah tong got called up why did nobody tell me this information directly

>>150423938
Mariners and SOVL

>>150423845
>plays just long enough to qualify as the league leader in ERA
>leaves

>>150423892
This is because the latrine has no soul so they try to force "soul" with these shitty theme nights. They will never accept that they are the worst stadium in California

>>150423800
YorDONGs are so back

Hallo hallo! I'm not a Poodre, I'm Fuwawa! And I'm not a Doyer, I'm Mococo. Together we're FuwaMoco! Bau Bau!

>>150423966
scroll up like 30 posts

>>150423985
kys

>>150423938
me and recker

>>150423985
kys

Ribs will be ready just in time for La Piedra to take the mound.

Guh...gaw...

>>150423917
T-Mobile Park used to have built-in Nintendo 3DS charging ports and 3DS waypass, so dodger stadium couldn’t possibly be the weebiest place to go in baseball

>>150423930
>>150423973
ah it's because chicanos are rootless mongrels who have abandoned their language and heritage to live in america.

>>150424039
Isn't T-MOBILE park a massive Pokemon GO hub?

ugh… how much longer until baybaw?

>>150423985
Keep Yourself Safe

>>150424004
I wanna eat that

>>150424054
I’ve heard that too

kek doyerputos

looks like it's racismhours on the genny again

*fucks your ass*

>>150423985
>Hallo hallo! I'm not a Poodre, I'm Fuwawa! And I'm not a Doyer, I'm Mococo. Together we're FuwaMoco! Bau Bau!

>>150424062
They need to cook for 5 hours first.

>>150423938
These don't exist anymore because most baseball guys marry their high school girlfriend rather than wait until they get a big enough contract on a popular team to bag a popstar

>>150424039
Nintendo isn't weeb-coded

>>150424039
back in the day they had the nintendo fan network, you could connect your ds to the wifi and it let you order food and drinks to your seat, look at stats etc. for a while they sold ds lites that were m's branded. i remember the gift shop in the terrace club had one hanging around on a shelf behind the counter for years untouched, kinda wish I'd gotten one.

>>150424151
>most
so there’s at least one

>>150424039
>>150424167

>>150424167
That might be what I was thinking of. Something where you had to bring your DS to the game and you connected with the other DSs

>>150424151
Well, Ohtani did marry a somewhat big-name Japanese women's basketball player.

>>150424176
it'd be a bit inaccurate to say every baseball player is either in a relationship, or still with their high school/college girlfriend.

>>150423938
>Where's baseball's power couple?

I've noticed as time gets closer to the Poodres and/or Doyers playing the quality of the genny plummets

>>150424196
NPB stardom is it's own beast, you pretty much get access to every girl out there, most just use it for easy access to JAV sluts though

the DS was top kino, I really miss its connectivity, never should have discontinued it, would have loved a Jays blue DS

>>150423938
Anthony Recker and Kelly Recker

my name's not kelly

i got the og gameboy in 1990 ama

>>150424246
>Jays blue DS
why would that exist? Nintendo never owned part of the Blue Jays

>>150424278
was this you getting out of bed this morning?
https://youtu.be/BQ2mPfFe24I

>>150424302
i cant get out of bed. im on hospice.

>>150424180
That looks great.

>>150424350
Rip

>>150424225
I do my best to help ruin brownhours as much as possible while keeping whitehours untouched

Recker’s wife has a disney adult Instagram page with 11K followers. so does that count as power couple status?

>>150424406
It's Padgers, not Dodres

>>150424413
she doesnt run it. he does. hes a control freak. look at that face >>150424348

PIIIIIIICKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150424413
/our/ advocate

Welp. Still 4:30 hours until the Cubs. Guess I’ll fap!

>>150424536
what porn category

>>150424505
What do you mean by this?

>>150424284
shut up and let me dream bitch

>>150424565
cant say (its illegal)

>>150424580
it's not illegal to say

>>150424580
They’re over 18, right? Right?

watching the blue jays feels so good it should be illegal

>>150424604
when Trump annexes Canada he might rename the World Series to the America Series and ban the Blue Jays from competing

Padger’s

>>150424654
he should probably hurry up

>>150424654
blue jays play the world series loser in the syrup series (200% tariffs on canadian runs)

oops!

>>150424759
>hes proud to be on the list of most cucked countries

>>150424703
no chance my team has even scored 5+ runs in 60 games lmao

why are cubs fans irl white but brown here

>>150424795
cope of the millennium

Go back to /hoc/ right now

>>150424878
non

>>150420256
King Gizzard, Drive By Truckers, and Viagra Boys are the only artists I’ve seen live

gakt

stay here from /hoc/ right now, please, the brown hordes are overwhelming us

>>150423973
>They will never accept that they are the worst stadium in California
That title already belongs to Petco Park.

>>150423994
faggot

No one care Alejandro

Why not just do a coin toss to see who bats first?

>>150425104
I'm a girl tho

>>150423994
Based

>>150425142
based... BASED!!!

>>150425129
You mean the lineup? Copilot sponsored by Microsoft will probably start managing soon.

>>150425074
Now you're just trying to get me to seethe

Recker bros, how do we feel about Jack Dreyer?

>>150424917
>King Gizzard
got dragged to one of these, a lot more fun than I thought it would be, I heard about the mosh pits and thought it would be full of cringe zoomers but it was surprisingly legit

Oh, congratulations raggies on your acquisition of mariners legend dylan moore.

>>150425194
Good for Moore. He was a good Mariner even though he couldn’t hit this year

>>150425264
He was on fire until like very early May and then he became the worst hitter in baseball.

gm /mlb/ how're we feeling today?

>>150424759
:)

>>150425359
It's 3 in the afternoon ya bum.

>>150425374
your clocks are wrong then mate it's the 27th of August already
catch up x

>>150425387
quick, who wins today's games?

1 of these 2 was just charged and may go to jail.

Take a wild guess.

my team :(

Bohm is a bum

>>150425406
my Metsies of course :)
Red Sox
Guardians
Braves
Yanks
Jays
Royals
Brewers
Pirates
Rangers
'Stros
Mariners
Jints
Tiggies
Doyers (but hope the Resd do)

no refunds

>>150425441
Ippei, who is just offscreen

Hrrk!

>>150425457
thanks!

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>>150425504
now tell us how you really feel

IN A REAL FUCKING STATE HE'D BE ALREADY ARRESTED AND FACING FELONY ATTEMPTED MURDER

YOU FUCKING SPIC NIGGER TRANNY SHITHOLE STATE NIGGERS

it's up!

the spam is starting early today

Astros are apparently happy to have Yordan back

>>150425540
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA IT WAS IN FUCKING L;A THAT THIS NIGGER IS BEING LET OFF WITH MURDER

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

spics WILL defend nigger murderers running free in their state

>>150425572
ready for them to make it back to back!

Step 2 is complete just in time for berdball, but I will be monitoring many games until dinnertime and the M's play.

>>150425594
Yay!

>>150425607
What are you cooking there

>>150425607
yummo ribbo
what kind of rub you got on there fren?

>>150425683
Bo makes an appearance!

The attacker is black and rich and probably retarded. The victim is white with a beard. In LA everything is skin color. Not even race. If a dark Mexican and a light Mexican get into a fight cops will arrest the light one. It’s a democrat paradise
t. LA resident

>If a dark Mexican and a light Mexican get into a fight cops will arrest the light one.

>150425729
what?

>>150425743
Don't talk to the schizo

>kike back
that means the dodgers have their long bullpen arm back for when they are down by 5 runs

>>150425743
que?

>>150425683
damn Schwarbs isn't fucking around

>>150425743
copied from /pol/ about the nigger who attempted murder and the LAPD is letting get off scott free

google raja jackson

>>150425142
MLB should start doing opening day on Saturdays. No reason for it to be on a workday

Berds please at least try helping a bit out there

Latino Gang Charged With Racial Cleansing Attacks in California Town
Over 50 members of the Varrio Azusa 13 were indicted for violating civil rights.

ByABC News
June 8, 2011, 3:07 PM
June 9, 2011 &#151; -- A Latino gang accused of attempting a racial cleansing of African Americans in Azusa, Calif., has been indicted for a federal rights conspiracy, according to the U.S. Attorney's office.

Prior federal cases involving street gangs have included racial violence allegations, but this indictment is only the second time in history that federal civil rights laws have been used against members of a criminal street gang.

"Azusa 13 waged a campaign of hate against African Americans—a two-decade crime spree in which African-Americans were harassed and attacked," said Andre Birotte Jr., the U.S. Attoreny for the Central District of California.

A federal grand jury issued a 24-count indictment last week that charges the 51 defendants with a broad range of crimes including extortion, robbery and murder.

The three-year investigation of the Varrio Azusa 13 gang culminated this week in an early morning raid involving almost 400 law enforcement officials. Azusa is a city of 45,000 people located about 30 minutes northeast of Los Angeles. Only 3 percent of this population is African American, while over 65 percent is Hispanic.

"What is underlying this whole thing is a belief held by some people that the Mexican Mafia ordered essentially a racial cleansing in some Latino neighborhoods," said Thom Mrozek, the public affairs officer for the U.S. Attorney's Office.

This gang has been active for about 20 years acting through violence, threats and intimidation, court papers claim. The violence has not been restricted to rival gang members, extending also to regular civilians.

>spics do something useful
>jews shut them down

>>150425763
It’s to test us on who has the gall to call in sick

>>150425639
>>150425645
some rib rub I found and used up, it's mostly paprika and brown sugar. they're sitting on top of a stick of butter and brown sugar and will be wrapped up for the duration of this first ballgame.

the potato salad is also done now and we'll have some fresh tomato and cucumber slices from the garden just in time to win the series against the dads :)

>>150425779
this, you gotta earn opening day

>150425729
>t. LA resident
There it is everyone. Alejandro aka Chikaner admits it

>>150425666
Satan, why are you posting about baseball in /sp/'s crime statistics general thread?

>>150425836

to try and poison the youth with the heresy of america's pastime

>>150425784
damn sounds delicious, I'm jealous
post pics of the final product x

If the mets win tonight please post sexy boricua girls as a treat

>>150425852
okay

Jew me, sue me
Won't you doggie doo me
Kick me, Kiké me
Don't you black or white me
All I gotta say is that, we don't really care about the Padres

>>150425852
>sexy burrito girls

p-plz let us win in NYC mettie bros

hilarious that spics hate jews so much they all pretend "kike" isn't a reference to kike

>>150425852
I wish there were sexy boricua girls where I live
feels bad man :(

i sure do hope the mest lose

LET'S GO METS

All the pitchers I wanted the Cubs to sign (other than Fried) are getting hurt or are dogshit. I’m sorry Jed. I’m a big dumb dipshit. So sorry

>>150425910
delet this

>>150425319
You’re not exaggerating. Truly the worst hitter in baseball. Hope he turns it around in Texas

>>150425913
this is the gayest thing i've ever seen, and i'm a padres fan!

>>150425847
Of course.

>>150421707
Where's Hololive Night?

Sure your “mvp” is good, but did he lead all military generals in WAR by a long shot good? 16.703 WAR in 43 games is the definition of goated.

>>150425913
this is the gayest thing i've ever seen, and i'm a sox fan!

>>150425950
wheres washington

get the microphones! someone get the microphones!

Absolute unit of an ump in the Yankees game

>>150421707
>jays playing at a minor league stadium in vegas makes the list
>nikke night 2 doesn't
come on, Manfred