Thread 150418786

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
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>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
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>2025 WEC Standings
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>News
Keanu Reeves confirms Bottas and Perez will drive for Cadillac next year
Total inferior Schumi death

Schumacher thinks he deserves a seat just because of his last name

>>150418786 (OP)
107% DNS making a flaming comeback

boddas and cheggo :DD

>major engine rule change
>ferrari engine
It's so fucking over

Bottas & Perez have signed with Cadillac but Yuki Tsunoda will carry on.

>>150418786 (OP)
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Can't wait for getting smashed in the face with a new random funny epic Bottas social media post every week again.

>>150418832
whitest driver lineup on the grid

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO CHECOOOOOOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU UGLY FAT BRITISH BASTARDS. FUCK ALL YOU BRITISH CUNTS. EXCEPT FOR MARTIN BEUNDLE! FUCK YOU BLANDO FUCK YOU CROFTY FUCK YOIUUUU ((KRAVITZ)) ILL SEE YOU BURN IN THE FIRES! BURN IN THE FIRES YOU HORRIBLE SWINE! CHECO FOREVER! FOREVAAA

F1 needs prime Hamilton back

>>150418832
Is the voice AI?

No one actually thinks it's a good lineup or the best lineup possible with available drivers, right?

>prime Hamilton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshdLhvTmoQ

>>150418849
My mother is happy. It is a great line up. Fuck you

>>150418849
If Ricciardo could have 100% assured he would gotten to his pre-McLaren form he would probably have been a better choice than Perez.

>>150418786 (OP)
PUM PUM BOOTTAS PUM PUM BOOTTAS PUM PUM BOOTTAS

>>150418786 (OP)
This is gonna be a recipe for disaster

how old are (You), /f1/?

He became an american overnight lets gooo

>>150418832
>fastest sport on earth
But F1 is neither the fastest nor a sport...

>>150418863
they forgot to add Stroll's age to Alonso's

Couple of more slots up for grabs. At risk for sure is Colapinto. Pretty sure Tsunoda will stay at RB. Hadjar and maybe someone else in Racing Bulls. Everything else is fair game after that

>>150418873
kek fuck you

I don't think anyone actually wants "Rookie#n+1 [AI]" on the track, to be replaced every other race

F1 needs its heroes. Like prime Barrichello, Massa, Bottas or Hayes.

ENTER

I bet Cadillac will be faster than Redbull next year (Max excluded)

None of these rookie drivers have impressed me except Bortoleto.

>>150418856
He said he’s done with racing. He’s lost his edge mate. Hard thing to get back as a race car driver

>>150418849
It's just the most conservative lineup. Perez at minimum is not F1 quality but has too much money to ignore.

>>150418832
>Volveremos mas fuertes
He was right

>>150418934
Romania in not up country quality either

>>150418786 (OP)
>1 more team
How will the point system work now? the 11 first drivers get points? What do you get when you're 10 and 11, 2 and 1 point?

butt arse bros we're back
Chego hermanos we're also back

>>150418812
To be fair, he did deserve his shot in F1 based on his junior career, but he just didn't deliver. He should have accepted it and moved on with dignity. I think you're right that it's about his last name because I don't know how else he could argue for a return. He constantly binned it and could barely reach the pace of the mediocre Magnussen, who'd been dragged out of retirement and subsequently got utterly wrecked by the not top tier Hulkenberg, who'd also been dragged out of retirement.
>>150418856
Ricciardo really wasn't that bad in 2021. Bit of a rough start and Norris got the better of him in qualifying overall, but he outscored Norris after the summer break even if you arbitrarily exclude Monza.
I think the 2022 ground effect regs did him in more than anything else. Maybe the 2026 regs would suit him more, but it's probably too late as his confidence is shattered.

>>150418959
You shove a baguette up your ass and chase escargots around the race track. First person to cross the line and shit on a french flag wins

>>150418959
Why should it change? Keep it like it is.

>>150418969
But enough about American traditional games, is there any change in the point system for 2026?

miggers.... its so over

*be's being a f-1 piloti again*

With the grid mostly set for 26:
Who will drive for RB/RBR and Alpine?

>>150418988
Me

>>150418976
Because the current system is that you get no point when you're in the last half, but now it means no point for the majority of the cars attending the race, not just half

2014 the 107% rule was ignored with back markers iirc

it just doesnt really matter as a rookie backmarker team. i for one look forward to frequently seeing the fight at the front being photo bombed by chego/buttass slowly trucking along. maybe a wave and smile to the camera.

Dead Bull
Hornyman lost
Kwabstappen will be overtaken by Cadillac Ferrari #11 shitbox in 2026
Should take Toto's deal you 2nd generation Vettel

>>150418994
The teams should build a better car then.

gimi

>>150418994
Sucks to be slow, losers deserve nothing.

>>150418911
Hadjar

vale ultras bros, puro pinche bros

WE

ARE

SO

FUCKING BACK

>People complaining they didn't go with a hecking talented young driver
BOTTAS SURGE

>>150418786 (OP)
sexual euphemism

>>150418994
You are new to f1 aren't you

>>150418994
Nigga there used to be like 6 points paying positions on a grid of 26+ cars, if anything points for half the field has been overpay for the past couple of decades.

So exactly what the fuck is Cadillac thinking? Two shit beta male drivers are what they are entering F1 with?

>>150419093
>00:09 seconds
>me after gooning to Sophia for 14 hours straight

Im so happy checo is back in a seat. Lets hope he is able to preform fairly well.

>>150419125
Who would you have picked?

>>150419135
nyggers and miggers

>>150419148
So you have no idea

>>150418994
No it's not, it's point for top 10. There were more than 20 cars on the grid from 2010-16, and P11 still got dick all

>>150419125
>why would a new team pick two experienced drivers who drove for championship winning teams instead of two shitters

kwabillac

>>150418856
Danny Ric just needs more time...

>>150419125
Who else were they going to get? None of the top drivers were going to take a gamble on a new team with a Ferrari customer engine. There aren't any Generational Talents available and waiting for a shot in F1, and we don't need more mediocre young shitters binning it every other session. I'd have gone for Sainz over Bottas or Perez, but he's already signed to Williams (and not doing as well as expected), so they got about the best they could for now.

>>150419258
What about Alex Dunne?

>>150418786 (OP)
Shiny Bottas, Matte Perez

>>150418965
But colapiss and shartonelli deserve a seat.

about 15 minutes in gimp

>>150418859
VALE VALE VALE

>>150419292
Kek very good
can you remove the background and have them wear Cadillac caps? Maybe put them in the paddock

>>150419093
>>150419130
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

actually ver 2, maybe its better?

>>150419300
no thats enough effort from me

>>150418846
F1 has "prime Hamilton". The difference is that he's only in a decently competitive car, rather than a dominant one now.

name my band

>another tranny lover on the grid next year
it's getting to be too tiresome

>>150419309
Yeah, that's better.

Buenos días. 4chanx no me está funcionando :(

anyone who thought kwabmilton would even get anywhere near lecuck doesn't know shit about f1, but that's what I expect from his retarded ass fucked up fans

>>150419349
Get 4chan-XT anon, it's the same thing but better. You can also transfer your settings.

>>150418786 (OP)
Hey, Checo has a scar on his left cheek. Who has the schizo theory of celebrities having face scars that came up when Sainz had a similar injury?

Fenno-Mexican cooperation could spell trouble for the Western world

>>150419352
If this is a new ritual post for you it would be better if you removed the "up"

>>150419349
works on my machine

>>150419349
you probably just need to update it or reinstall it

>>150419309
>I'm lovin it
Kek
If I'd change one more thing it would be so you can just see the tip of BOTs mustache

Not a sport.
>>>/o/

Now to the left.
\o\<<<

>>150419483
You forgot your arabian language

>>150419470
i think the joke gets through without it, and it'd be weird to see it from that back angle?

also that anon who said it works better without the car i agree, on the off chance someone saves my oc i hope they save this, dont think the black background car adds anything

>>150419358
It's really impressive when oppressed people like (blacks or women) climb up from the slums

I don't think I've ever seen a Cadillac in Germany.
Fords and Chryslers used to be common and Chevrolet has a market for smaller cars.
And Tesla until Elon chudded out.

>>150419358
She's pure, unrelenting, SEX

>>150419266
What about him? His junior record is nothing special.
>>150419275
No.

>>150419561
i dont think the average finn can even recognize the badge

>>150419316
"Valtteri Perez" does sound like a decent name for some alternative-rock band.

>>150419583
I was gonna say it's literally just a cross it's one of the most recognisable badges but then I realised that's chevrolet

>>150419589
Name it, PV. So you can call them, Pasados (de) Verga, when they do well, and Pura Verga, when they do shit.

>>150419644
I don't know what that means so its not funny

>>150419589
>alternative-rock band.
pseudointellectual fusion rock solo artist*

with 1-2M youtube subscribers, mixed heritage male model looking guy who stares at the camera in a revealing outfit*

>>150419561
it's probably why they didn't pick migg, they know there's no point, may as well try to sell their piece of shit cars to mexicans

>>150419316
Valco Borez

>>150419293
So happy I can be in a fanbase with the Fins now. Let’s fucking go. Finlandia and Patròn for cocktails tonight

>two beta cucks racing for cadicuck
>likely with a depraved sex pest as TP
desperately grim.

I am so ready for Valttergio

>>150418832
>are vale and puro pinche linked up
need it

>2 operated frauds in a caddy
An everyday sight

>>150419857
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.

>>150419887
Just like the Stanley Cup in America.

new edd just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msb6bnen4ug

>>150419931
>new edd just dropped

>>150419903
No one gives a fuck about Gary's rigged league.
Go back to posting about your bowel movements on the contaminant general

>>150419931
Don’t give a fuck about any bongs opinions on F1 anymore. Especially that worthless fat cunt. How many faggot bongs are trying to make f1 commentary their career. Too many. Fucking gay faggot island. Gay faggot pajeet island.

>>150419975
hes less fat than you, amerifatso

>>150419972
Keep crying leaf. It’s a good thing ya’ll got suicide pods up north. I’m surprised McDavid didn’t hop in one himself. See you there in two weeks bitch

>>150419913
See >>150419972

Sonny Hayes

>>150419949
mild kek

>>150419992
See >>150419991
America is the capital of hockey. Now all Canada has is jeets. I would give up on hockey myself too if I were you guys.

>>150419589
Sounds like a white latina porn acress name

>>150420015
hot

>>150420020
>So I heard you're an upcoming performer, is your name really pronounced like that or are you too fucking dumb to spell "Valkyrie"?

>>150420015
sexo con latinxs(female)

>>150419093
sexo: the thread.

>>150419093
>pulls it out
what a dumb cunt

well, i see that checo-bottas is real, good, i think it was the best option
i think a mexifag owes the other mexifag an apology for being rude when he said that it was likely that perez would be announced today
im a but salty, this makes alonso not so old in comparison

>>150418786 (OP)
KWABillac

Bottas is only 35?

>>150420088
I would never pull out with Sophia

>Alex Palou to Red Bull rumours came from Palou's agent and there is no interest in the driver at Red Bull
KWAB

https://f1-insider.com/formel-1-max-verstappen-teamkollege-red-bull-69082/

>>150420142
Nothing wrong with a good ferd

>>150418849
Never has been since 2014 (except for Max, but he's already focusing himself towards Gran Autismo and endurances)
All cars becoming utterly expensive trucks doesn't help either

Choco-bottas :DDDDDDDDDD

>>150420184
wew lad

I'M LE HECKIN DUFFMANERINO XDXDXDXD
But seriously, he's getting worse than Shitti Ricci

>>150418786 (OP)
Cadillac is going to break new ground in F1 by being the first team in an entire decade to place P11 in the WCC.

>>150420175
fix
ort
rgain
dony

>>150419994
>scramble out of the cockpit
>your teamate just parks at the door making an ass of himself
id be pissed

>>150420171
>making both F1 and indy more exciting
It was too good to be true

Why didn't they hire him?

>>150420244
Soon to be

Found
On pit
Road
Dead

Can you even buy a caddy in Finland?

>>150420346
yeah

First
On
Race
Day

Fix
Our
Racecar
Dony

ummmm,how many engines will die next season? do you think that caddy can manage a point because of that?
Hispania racing team is the team with the most entries without ever scoring a point, so already by 2010 the engines were save enough so that the 12 team would never score, but these next engines look so fucking ass bro

>>150420368
Can't see Boss Hog in one of those

>>150419577
>unrelenting
>not relentless

Edd is right that the first 2026 test being private is bull shit and we deserve to see the engine failures

>>150420456
I want Mercedes to build a great engine with major reliability issues so half the grid has a glass canon PU and constant DNF worries

>Isack Hadjar is understood to be highly resistant to the idea of a promotion to Red Bull for 2026
Another one to the meat grinder ajajajaja

>>150420368
>34 000 balles for a white Caddy with plastic bumper
Jesus Finbros are you okay

Dony
Another
Car
Is in need of your expert
Attention

>>150420485
ALONSO WDC
HONDA-NEWEY-ISRAEL-ARABIA SAUDI-OLDEST MAN ALIVE

>>150420506
>HNIASOMA
what brand is this

>>150420499
>One more driver bro I swear you're the one just one more please

>>150420506
Honda
Arabia saudi
Newey
Oldest man alive
Israel
jajaja hanoi

>>150420533
>post ending in 33
>randomly generated filename ending in 33
win #33 confirmed

>>150420506
What if the Honda engine goes back to how it started?

>>150420171
Red Bull would be straight up retarded to not offer Palou a seat. Marco should be put out to pasture

amx

Frens
Or
Right now
Die

>>150420556
Fernando needs to appear next year with a cane and a fake beard like Brabham did 60 years ago.

Furiously
Orgasming
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

>2026 cadillac
>2027 ford
>2028 chevrolet
>2029 subway gp
>2030 under armour gp
>2031 lululemon gp
>2032 amazon gp
>2033 apple gp
>2050 levi's gp
>2051 coca cola gp
>2052 culture victory achieved

>>150420654
>lululemon
canadian

>>150420654
>>2031 lululemon gp
mm they can have all fit and thin female mechanics in leggings and sports bras with hair in pony tails nothing else

Why is there a thread about a movie on /sp/?

>>150420556
Damn, looking good for a 113-year old man.

>>150420707
queer

>>150420675
>female
slow down there, buck

>>150420707
hate and racism keep him young

>>150420721
italians are not queer - they are cultured, flamboyant, sophisticated.

>>150420654
>2051 coca cola gp

>>150420732
This. Imagine saying statue related looks bad just because it's got a benis on it.
If anything that'd make you the faggot for focusing on it.

>>150420759
Lmao have they even seen a penis before? No one has one that big

>>150420759
I think that penis looks average, plenty enough even

>>150420759
when i was there the guy that gives you a tour of the city told us that the penis was so small and the head so big because the mind is more important than the sexual desire, or something like that
he also told us that there were veins in his hand that dont exist in the human body, but were put there to convey the tension he was feeling

>>150420081
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

If you think Bottas and Poorez lineup is a good team. You are delusional.

>>150420171
what are his current ties with zak brown?

New to F1. How do we decide what racer to cheer for? For lifelongs like yourselves, is it just the guy you grew up having a crush on?

>>150420894
You cheer for Williams and Ferrari

>>150420759
Balls are too big for my taste

>>150420913
the bollocks should be big and meaty though. big balls is the symbol of courage

>>150420854
Just like true American fat Zak is suing him
https://www.planetf1.com/news/major-financial-details-revealed-in-30-million-mclaren-lawsuit-against-alex-palou

>>150420894
Depends, are you straight o gay? what's you favorite color? Are you racist? Are you satisfied with your life? Do you like challenging your faith every weekend? How do you feel about the British? How do you feel about the Jews? How do you feel about age gap relationships? We can give you an answer only after you answer these questions.

>>150419093
Oops it's a gusher (not talking about the keg)

>>150420924
Maybe thats why Palou wants that Red Bull money

>>150420894
Memes.
Just choose your favorite meme team/driver.

>>150420894
Cheer for whoever has the hottest girlfriend, so the more he wins the more slutty pictures get leaked

>>150420981
based 2014 valt fan

>>150421087
>thinking of horse cock

>>150421087
Bottas was a retard for cheating on her with a man

>>150421128
Imagine your finnish wife nagging you about how you're not as good as Lewis every day, I would have left too (not for a tranny though)

>>150421087
bottas needs the black girlfriend effect

>>150421128
>with a man
There also were women at Mercedes involved in the cheating, anon. It wasn't just Toto.

>>150421147
I would be less racist if even 1% of them looked like that

>>150421147
More like Charlius L'crack

>>150420894
Plenty of twinks in current grid so now you can choose with your dick

Orange car good.

Straight raw monkey sex with the ugliest F1 academy driver

>2 (two) number 2 drivers

what were they thinking

>>150421277
>the ugliest F1 academy driver
Which is?

>>150420894
We select them over specific traits like: courage, speed, virtue, racecraft, sex appeal, beauty, knowledge, athleticism

>>150421277
>>150421320
>chloe chong
baffling that they put her in the makeup car this year when they had the relatively attractive ms lovinfosse last year
*literally* lipstick on a pig

>>150420894
most of this general picks the most annoying driver, then they pick whoever is capable of beating them

>>150420894
There is no point to do this unless you watch DTS (are gay or a woman)

>>150420894
The guy from your country, whoever wins (except if he's black), Stroll

>>150421368
>chloe chong
Really? She looks pretty cute. A bit homely, sure. And certainly not plastered in make-up like some others. But that's a positive in my book.
There must be someone uglier than her.

Also: Any relation to the Harry Potter character?

>>150421443
absolute boiler. would kick her out of bed and all

>>150421481
>boiler
why can't you just speak english?

>>150421299
buttass and poorez are born to be number 2s

>>150421147
based

>>150421481
>would kick her out of bed
So you think she likes it rough?

>>150419258
Taylor Barnard

You now remember he was supposed to het the caddy seat

>>150420081
>>150419093
>>150419130
do you guys think she likes kinky shit involving her tracheotomy scar?

>>150420576
Marco has an actual job now, hes not just some old man who hangs around the factory

>>150421568
I think he would have been better than the other american they forced into a seat for the viewership. But maybe not

>>150418786 (OP)
no thanks

>>150418994
Back in the early 90's, you had 26 cars on the grid and only the top 6 got points, with like 10 other cars which failed to pre qualify, we're not gonna change the point system everytime the number of cars changes.

>>150418845
STFU chicANO.

>>150418786 (OP)
Does the winner have to drive against Mark Webber in 2027?

>>150419309
lmao

>>150421721
No, against Button

>>150421523
english english or what you pickneys call english?

>>150421681
>we

>>150421681
oui

>>150420654
>BLACKED AIPAC F1 team.

>>150421443
You clearly have yellow fever

>>150421766
there you go again speaking foreign

>>150419515
Lmao.

>>150419515
LMAO

I think it's really wonderful that Cadillac are giving second chances to the elderly.

F1

>>150421880
I watched it yesterday, and it was a really bad movie.
I don't get the hype around it.

>>150421941
there is no hype. I liked it. I watched it in IMAX though

>>150421923
why is god there

Imagine if Perez just keeps crashing in 2026

>>150421988
is this made with wild caught or farm raised checo?

>nooo checo and bottas are bad drivers just ignore all the races they've won

Theres not a single driver pairing you can get better to this. How do I know? Because no one has actually suggested a better one itt

>>150422006
It's actually a bean-based vegan Checo substitute

>>150422057
>bean-based Checo substitute
so an actual mexicano czecho?

>>150422050
It should've been Zhou and Pouchaire

sophia

>>150422050
Felipe Drugovich.
The problem with Bottas and Checo is that they've already checked out of F1, they dont really care. Bottas cares about cycling more than F1 for years now, since he lost Mercedes seat. A younger driver would tryhard.

>>150421368
>>150421481
>>150421812
Here you go, anons. Did a little scientific evaluation.
(Never even heard of most of these girls.)

>>150422050
Barnard
Drugo
Pouchaire
Kmag

>>150422050
proudy + any recent f2 reject is miles better than two retired boomers
or just one retired boomer + an f2 reject
they're not going to build anything by having two drivers past their sell-by date before they even signed

>>150422133
>pin not S tier

Perez + Drugo/Mick/any younger driver available

>>150422050
He would need a SL i think but it would be a good time

>>150422133
>Gademan and Havrda the same as Chong and below Cinconte, Weug and Pin
Chong should be the same as Chamber Hausmann, LLoyd, Anagnostiadis and Palmowski

>>150422178
Make an argument for why she should be.

>>150422133
I still don't belive she is 18, she looks 40

>>150422133
I do not agree with your rankings

>>150422133
Rafaela > Courtney

>>150422133
>alba
SEX SEX SEX
>crone
sex
>nobels
SEX SEX SEX
>joanne
sex
>weug
no sex
>dori
SEX SEX SEX
>macacinha
no sex
>gapedman
sex
>leafette
no sex
>lia
no sex
>[+]
sex
>ella
sex
>aiva
sex
>felbermayer
no sex
>bottom row boilers + chong
no sex. so ugly i am physically incapable of sex with them

>>150422195
>Gademan and Havrda
Gademan is slightly prettier than Chong, but not enough to warrant a tier difference.
Havrda is not. She looks almost British and her narrow features remind me of Kinski's Nosferatu.
>Chambers
Much uglier.
>Hausmann
Head too wide.
>LLoyd
Looks like a 12-year-old and the smile she sports on every other picture of hers looks forced.
>Anagnostiadis
Looks as Greek as she sounds.
>Palmowski
Much uglier.

>>150422276
mate just have a wank and a vb and go to sleep youre fucked

>>150422276
>>crone
>sex
I won't stand for this slander. She's deserves a SEX at least.

>>150419316
Checo and the Finn

>>150422277
Again proving you have horrible yellow fever.
And I say that as someone with an Asian wife.

>>150422220
>his slander. She's deserves a SEX at
That's okay, anon. You have the right to be wrong.

Why are there so many retarded British people whose whole life is devoted to F1 commentary. Like it’s atleast 10% of their population spewing out shit opinions. In the UK you either die to a paki or live long enough to become a retarded f1 commentator. ALL YOU BRITS HAVE THE SAME FUCKING OPINION. “Well I think they should have gone with one experienced and one inexperienced” WE GET IT. SHUT THE FUCK UP BONGS

TwoMoreWeeksBros we are back

>>150422200
she cute

>>150422311
>Again proving you have horrible yellow fever.
I literally put the yellow American in the bottom tier, anon.

>>150419316
The Jobbers.

>>150422313
>major quoting mistake
Go to sleep Hans, you need it.

>>150422327
But not as cute as the top three, is she?

>>150422195
Gademan only looks in this one pic>>150421287

>>150422318
i do also hate the fact that every f1 youtuber is a britbong. maybe its a native language thing

>>150422346
I’m starting to root for censorship in the UK.

>>150422345
Isn't she the one with the jump rope video? That looked good

>>150422329
And she's the better looking Asian

>>150422168
>they're not going to build anything by having two drivers past their sell-by date before they even signed
this, i would understand if they at least pick someone known for great input
might as well take tricky ricky for his technical prowess at this point kek

>>150422360
>bouncing tits look good
You might be onto something there, anon.

>>150420592
Didn't Brabham won that race? That's the hard part

>>150420894
Watch Drive To Survive and make your decision from that.

>>150422346
No they aren't, there's the 2 American podcast guys and there's one from Australia and New Zealand.

>>150422370
>brown Ameri-Chin better looking
Now who's the one that has yellow fever here?

>>150422360
>>150422374

>>150422358
youre being a bit of a hypocrite there because both World Wars were about Europe joining together to sink that whole island, and we would have done it if both times you hadn't come and saved them, despite the fact that the entire thing was none of your fuckin business. And here we are today.

>>150420654
Onlyfans F1 team with only sexy females for drivers and crew when?

the only good f1 podcast is the reserve drivers podcast by tim mcdonald, host of the cheap seats with mel bracewell and mel tracina

>>150422400
That was only Germany.

>>150422400
Yeah mate, me who was born in 1998, it’s my fault. I’m such a fucking hypocrite

>>150422375
Believe in Honda

>>150422400
Hitler fucking loved the UK and was royally cheesed that we didn't want to be on his side

>Johnny Herbert on Alonso:
"Stroll has shown that he is as good as Fernando at the moment and could even improve a bit". "I would show the Methuselah of drivers the exit door."
The man is a walking seething foaming machine

>>150421087
I though it was her sister, she has the same jaw and eyes lamo

>>150422416
>only Germany.
dude...
Haven't you ever noticed that when youre in one of those big World Cup and Euro Cup matches, the entire continent is always rooting for - whoever the other team is?

>>150422459
True, Hitler loved you. You got me there.

https://racer.com/2025/08/26/-i-have-nothing-to-prove-says-perez-ahead-of-f1-return-with-cadillac

>when you see like the amount of points that they've scored, it's like five points in the entire season. So I don't think I've got anything to prove in that regard.

>>150422502
>sport is geopolitics and war

PURO PINCHE bros....... We're back!

>>150422387
No, that's having a lack of yellow fever. Chong is really not that good looking.

Yeah Bottas gives us Finns hope for better tomorrow for sure

The most epic duo on the grid. xD

>>150422536
it isnt? Cause my flag declared independence and dissolved Yugoslavia over a football match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYbGZXW0-Xk

>>150422133
alba chads

>>150422525
Bongs aren’t allowed to have opinions on the internet anymore. I’m reporting you to your local council. You need a permit for those opinions.

>>150422133
wait wait wait why is maya ranked so high

>>150422318
The UK is the country (nationality? Ethnicity? Whatever) with the most presence and success in Formula 1 throughout all of its existence. It's kinda like a national sport for them

God I missed these edits, cant wait for the Caddy one.

>>150422498
>"Stroll has shown that he is as good as Fernando at the moment and could even improve a bit". "I would show the Methuselah of drivers the exit door."
Trvth Nvke

When is the GOAT returning

What if in an effort for world peace all the nuclear armed nations decided to dispose of their nukes, I mean detonate all their nukes on that garbage island called Britain. That would be so nice

>>150422632
Please no, we're way to close to them for that and it's only the English that are terrible.

>>150422459
pretty sure hitler only loved UK during chamberlain's administration, because they were campaigning the hardest to keep britain out of war

/f1/ related because russell drove hitler's rocketship earlier this year

>>150422619
I’m going to steal the Magna Carta

>>150422665
You’re right. The Scottish and the Welch shall be spared

Did you miss me /f1/ ?

>>150422682
FOR THE GRAPES

This isn't funny, I and my friends and family and pets live here. We'd all die

>>150422459
>Hitler fucking loved the UK
Yeah, I mean, Hitler kinda looked up to Churchill like Trump looks up to Putin. Never quite got to his level of despotism.

Heh... there's always next year Kmag bros...

>>150422540
>a lack of yellow fever
Are you arguing that she's too brown to be considered yellow? What's it then? Curry-addiction?

Horner announcement when?

>>150422711
Fly the flag, nigel

>>150422711
Yeah that’s crap grammar, especially from an “Englishman”. You are a poo. Poo hands wrote that post.

>>150422743
No, I'm just saying that because I don't have yellow fever, I see that Chambers looks better than Chong. Not saying that either is good looking/

>>150422610
>why is maya ranked so high
She has that Schumacher-esque look that just works in racing.

>>150422765
>because I don't have yellow fever
How would you know? Something is obviously wrong with your taste.

>>150422747
ginger old spice will announce the divorce

>>150422711
not to worry, the sexy ones will be evacuated

My proposed points systems in an inverted grid point set up.
First place gets points that match the number of racers on the grid, and it drops down from there until last place on the grid gets one point.
Let the shitters get some points, keep the higher places a little closer together so you have to consistently do well to stay in the points but don't have to necessarily always get a podium to fight whoever is dominating in any given year, makes keeping track a little easier.
I don't think it's necessarily good, but decisions aren't made in f1 based on if they're good or not, so it would be fine.

told you fuckers that checo was so back

>>150422809
TLDR. SOMEONE GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE

>>150422813
So back in the slowest team on the grid

>>150422801
Pic unrelated?

>>150422813
>stopped racing because he's washed up and was placing terribly
>brought back to give a new team a little bit of recognition right off the bat
Alonso 2.0.

>>150422809
I propose a Eurovision-style points system.
The first ten finishers get points. 12 for first, 10 for second and then 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Also, there'll be a second set of those points, decided by televoting. Winner of the televote gets 12, runner-up 10, then again 8 to 1. British drivers always get 0, of course.

My proposal would be to have EOMM (engagement oriented matchmaking) in F1. What this means is it utilizes working algorithms to decide which drivers are approaching their usual churn threshold and will react by "throwing them a bone", meaning their next race will be rigged in their favor in order to give them a feel-good moment and keep them from being churned out.

>buttass is back
i honestly would have preferred no finns on the grid instead of this social media obsessed faggot

>>150422760
The grammar is perfectly fine; it's just unconventional to put "I" first when listing people but it's not incorrect. Y'all.

>>150422801
Oh. Luckily that includes me and my friends and family and pets (especially the pets (and super especially the family)).

>>150422829
pic absolutely fucking related!

>>150422888
Yeah poo? Chat gpt tell you that?

>>150422888
>my friends
Who are those "friends" you keep mentioning?

>>150422889
Embarrassing, you can see her nipple

>>150422789
How I know?
Because I can walk in China and not be attracted to like 99,99 of the women. But most women in Europe (except UK) are attractive.

>>150422829
That's a 11/10 in the UK

>>150422865
Him and Checo will be so washed that nobody will know what the actual pace of the Cadillac is

>>150422913
>except UK
Glad you added that qualifier. Otherwise I'd have to seriously question your sanity.

>>150422889
Should have posted this instead

>>150422912
haha whoops i'll let her know

>>150422916
Your underwear is so washed that nobody will know how many times you shat your pants

>>150422908
Why the fuck would I need slopgen to tell me that

>>150422911
My fellow British flags here on /f1/

>>150422957
>British flags here on /f1/
Most of those are VPNs though.

>>150422957
Notice how he said flags not fellow Englishmen. I can smell your poo through the screen poo

>>150422985
I don't know whether they're all English, genius

/sp/ was far better with Welsh, Scottish and e*glish flags

>>150423068
well, with the welsh and scottish ones

>>150423068
I do like the Welsh flag.
They forgot to colour-in the blue sky in the background though.

>>150422861
>"British drivers always get 0, of course"
Never going to happen. If the brits aren't winning f1, they change the rules to try and change that. If the brits are winning, they get to cheat to make sure they get to win.

>>150423045
I’m going to call you Saar Farts from here on.

Brutal

>>150423127
>graphic design is my passion

>>150423127
>blue sky
>Wales

>>150423127
Also they accidentally made its tongue another tail

Gonna try Nair on my balls and asshole to lose weight like F1 drivers

>>150423136
I didn't know Checo had bants
Nice

>>150423132
I guess they'll just have to rig the televote then, like Asjerba.. Assher... Azerby... Baku and Israel have done in the actual ESC.

>>150423150
instead blue sky it should be tanks and electric guitars and flames

>>150423127
how are kids supposed to draw this shit in school

>>150423150
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the sunniest place in the uk thank you very much

Have bottas and perez even touched an f1 car in over a year?

>>150423201
When they're not stoned as shit, kids are able to draw a dragon.

How many next year?

>>150422133
>Weug and Pin above Gademan
This is sloppy research at best

>>150423201
Good grief it looks like the dumbest, low iq retard has entered the thread. We can all stop bickering now guys.

>>150423339
>Start with the face detail before finishing the body proportions

>>150423378
This one better?
Doesn't seem to be "forkids.com" though.

>>150423378
You start with making a detailed picture of a dragon.
Then erase the parts so you just have the outline

>>150423404
yes because it puts the details last
>>150423418
Drawing is so much easier when you do a rough draft first, even kids can get really far by doing that

I support Cadillac F1 because it's the only team with MEN for drivers and not BOYS

>>150423518
/f1/ - /i/ crossover when?

>>150423418
Like this?

>>150423555
b*ttas is a teenage girl

>>150423339
Okay I tried it

>>150423555
Alonstroll is the manliest driver pairing

>>150423624
Well done, anon.
Now make it red and draw the rest of the flag.

>>150423639
drawing is my passion

>>150423603
Source?

>>150423299
10/10 would disappoint

>>150423639
Okay

>hurup
hoer op

>>150423663
Cute.

>>150423674
Superb.
You now can graduate Welsh elementary school.

>>150423260
>>150423312
both of you draw the fucking dragon right now

>>150420913
Thats what she said

>>150422498
wow, he did say that, cam on jimmy, it was 9 years ago, let it go, it was just a little joke

>>150423704
>one, two, three, four ... four
Aren't there supposed to be seven dragon balls?

>>150423714
im still mad for the australia 24 penal

>>150423713
Who?

PER and BOT on GMA
https://youtu.be/WJg0Y2zOHbU

Hey guys rate my OC
It could be the logo of a Formula One team maybe?

>>150423704
>dragonfag

>>150423757
jejeje, we posted the same vid

>>150423751
Come again?

>>150423784
inside or in your face??
jejeje

>>150423757
>>150423761
no thanks

>>150423759
>It could be the logo of a Formula One team maybe?
Looks more like an energy drink to me.

>>150423784
...as the actress said to the bishop

>>150423704
oriental "dragons" are not actually dragons

>Bottas and Perez for Cadillac
Predictions for next year? How many?

>>150423691
Here you go idiot.

>>150423797
ok

>>150423847
Shut up you gigantic nerd

>>150423856
Did you write "White" and then rub it out

>>150423759
Considering that Hamilton is probably going to retire soon, I don't see that being a sponsor any time soon.

>>150423820
I didnt know this expression!
>>150423796
Sometimes the easy ones are the sweetest to laugh at

>>150423888
ENTER

>>150423869
Please have patience, I'm retarded and exhausted as fuck.

>>150423912
He's not a big enough degenerate yet. Mercedes will diddle him to that point eventually, but not yet.

>>150423856
1. looks like shit
2. not red
3. not good enough to be used as a welsh flag on a maritime vessel and therefore is not a real flag
4.FUCK YOU

>>150423939
1. it was about kids being able to draw it
2. that's like your opinion, man
3. thankfully, I'm a technician and not an artist
4. you wish

>>150423757
guys, I challenge you to watch DTS. Because Boates is a nice guy!

>>150423869
it's a metaphor....think about it

This is the flag of Cardiff

>>150424009
a magician is someone who understands the art of k. magnussen (getting your balls sucked)

so whats a technician?

>>150423670
he himself with his eating disorder

>>150424083
Why is there a flag on the flag of Cardiff?
Why is the dragon rubbing its flagpole?

>>150424063
that has to be bait

>>150424063
i wish i hadn't read that
don't ever post filth like that here again
fuck

gimi

>>150424009
I deny the allegations

>>150424063
i believe him

>>150424085
I know the art of getting your balls sucked, by a machine.

>>150424102
>Why is there a flag on the flag of Cardiff?
It's the flag of Glamorgan, the county Cardiff is in

>Why is the dragon rubbing its flagpole?
It's scratching it. Dragons are like big, winged felines

>>150424114
I make no promises

>>150424142
intredasting. Draw the machine.

>>150424184
kanker op

>>150424184
Nobody post ToT

>>150424227
You just did.

>>150424267
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use%E2%80%93mention_distinction

what did the george-entity mean by this

>>150424063
Why do Texans love Checo so much?

>>150424291
Texas is northern Mexico

>>150424157
>Glamorgan
Is that glam-organ or glamor-gan?

>>150424291
Texas is just mexico light

>>150424291
I DON'T KNOW I'M DUTCH

Gimi

It's time we stop violence against groundhogs

>>150424322
you are dutch
now you know, jejeje

>>150419309
Bravo, veliseni.

>>150424291
>Texans

>>150422459
>we
Which part of the 1940s are you from?

>>150424417
Westside

>>150424063
>"we love the checo"
Brownoid detected. Probably some Mexican in San Antonio or something.

Bottas will trounce Checo in qualifying but on race day it will be pretty equal
Bottas probably takes the sprints mostly

>>150424533
>Mexican
either a dumb chi or a dumb regio

>>150424548
did >we congratulate him yesterday?

>>150424547
so just like their days at williams and force india, I will make my prediction once they actually test their vrooms

>>150423663
>>150423674
how did i do

>>150423912
Ferrari like twink boys now?

>>150424588
Both will be overshadowed by Hulk

>>150424620
can't be overshadowed by someone who is overshadowed himself by an even greater man

>>150424533
Some Mexicans are white.

>>150424558
or mika hakkinen now living in texas

>>150424714
Yes you can
It makes it worse for the initially overshadowed

>>150424595
it's brown

btw it seems that checo's contract is 2+1 with an option that includes even more years depending on performances and if both parties still think is worth working together

havent heard anything regarding checo's salary, only that checo is bringing a shit ton of sponsor money already

>>150424291
>Why do Tejanos love Checo so much?

>>150424595
SNES > PS1

Where new bread?

baking

>>150424906
You're getting baked alright

>>150424944
>>150424944
>>150424944

>>150421941
it was utter trash