Thread 150419212

SERIE A MATCHDAY 2
>Friday, August 29, 2025
18:30 Cremonese - Sassuolo
20:45 Lecce - Milan

>Saturday, August 30, 2025
18:30 Parma - Atalanta
18:30 Bologna - Como
20:45 Napoli - Cagliari
20:45 Pisa - Roma

>Sunday, August 31, 2025
18:30 Genoa - Juventus
18:30 Torino - Fiorentina
20:45 Inter - Udinese
20:45 Lazio - Verona

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds because they are looking at you.. the Illuminati! Do you know how they get adenochrome for their secret orgies in baroque castles? You don't want to know!

negru

The Yildiz dickriding has gone out of control i overheard a female coworker talking to her. Hes good looking but they act like hes chico lachowski or prime alain delon. And we arent even in turin

This is a Made in Naples thread, make sure to take a cholera test after posting here

>>150419212 (OP)
Mine is "Ahah sei nabbo"

>>150419233
Talking to her friend about him

'tioned

Adrienochrome Rabiot

is cholera the reason why diarhea anon is always liquid

>Cambiaso to miss both the Genoa and Inter matches
KosticGODS

how the fuck can como cuck milan now

>>150419342
great deal that will finance HNC, Beans and six months worth of wages for Kean

>>150419342
((someone)) is actively trying to kill the careers of young Italian players

>>150419307
Why is allegri so petty? He has to see that estupid is not good enough

Celtic head to the far east of Kazakhstan after a dire 0-0 draw at Parkhead. KO at 5.45 (6.45 Brussels bureaucrat time)

>>150419497
in Nygren we trust

>>150419305
sell sell sell sell

>>150419517
Indeed. I was under the impression he was a winger but Rodgers has him as the right of a midfield 3

Lorran Piana

wtf when did tiger mosquitos become so fast

>>150419662
How big of a disaster will it be if both Scottish clubs fumble CL qualification? Rangers are already gone and Celtic is 1 unlucky bounce removed.

Sure you probably go further in the EL but I imagine there are financial consequences. I read Celtic is looking to sign Breum from Go Ahead Eagles but only if they get CL for example.

I fucking hate Jj (I'm the #1 Jj fan)

>>150419826
wtf when did Belgio move to Shitaly

Going to need more fingers to keep on track of how many levels this is cursed on

>>150419854
Fun fact: the albozerg president himself is a Jj fan and his chat with Zingarova got posted on his Insta stories kek

>>150419854
he can now be called Edon Nhegrova

Do NOT look up the albozerg president's watch

Egirl Zhegrova

sneedgrova

>>150419365
>sell the goyim to pay the nigrus

>>150419854
The next step? The swiss passport

>albos in my jj
That's it, I'm a Pro Vercelli lifelong now

I’m literally [] this close to becoming an exclusively Ternana lifelong

He's a K*sovar so, by all facts, a Serbian

Not like any of this matters the mercato is closed ahah

>>150419999
Checked

>>150419999
He looks very Jewish in that pic

>>150420023
Is this what Tudor showed Koop in order to make him perform two days ago?

Imo circular data vizs like spider/pizza/radar charts are suboptimal ways of displaying information and we should get away from them and use parallel coordinate/line (with standardization) whenever possible. Suddenly it's how you measure whether Bbilan should sign Vlahovic or Boniface 'Appearing' more interesting ≠ more helpful for interpretation. Sorry footy viz folks.

I have heard so fucking much about the Kolo, Zhegrova and O'Reily deals and yet nothing fucking happens, at this point might as well give up on hoping and accept the grim squad that >we have for the season

>Nottingham wants Savona
Did anyone ever watch a Savona match, why do so many mid table EPL teams want him

>>150420076
He cute

>>150420076
Because of ridiculously cute he is.

>>150420101
>>150420107
So what you're saying is that the Next Gen should become a twinkazzi farm

>>150420076
every league is full of shitters, the sooner you realize it's not just a calcio problem the more sense all future transfer windows will make.
>>150420107
looks like someone that would steal your scooter and ride it without a helmet in the streets of Naples.

>>150420115
No, but it would help. Cambiaso is worth 10m more just because of his boyish charms for instance.

>>150420075
Kolo will probably get done on deadline day, Znegruva is 50/50, O’Smiley is probably staying at Brighton thank god. Hard to really make out how >we will do this year but yeah it’s a shit mercato. I’d at least try to pick up Mainoo in the last days so you can flip him back to the epl for triple the fee in a year.

>>150420145
I hope Kolo and Zhegrova become done deals (they won't and >we will pick up a shitter), but as everyone knows Miretti and McKentucky (forma de non obese) are just like new signings

Rather sign Rabio than the Zingarova

>>150419307
he talked shit about allegri with some slut and it came out. He's probably friends with fabregas and como is basically becoming spanish enclave the club. If I was allegri though looking at our team composition I would have told him some movie phrase like "prove on the pitch you're a better player than I am a coach" or something like that. It's bad to sound desperate but we kind of are

What if we sign objectively good and pretty looking players

What if /seriea/ signs objectively good and pretty looking posters

MASSARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150420023
is this what muslims do in free time?

Beauty is subjective

>>150420164
I mean it’s the same club that negotiated for 2 months to pay the same price for Conceicao but I’m gonna be cautiously optimistic that Kolo signs. Tudor is the ultimate yesman but if they fuck up that deal then he checks out your yearly collapse just comes early. I feel like the Parma game glossed over a lot of issues because Carlos Quest64 set them up like pussies but having Bremer and a preseason definitely helped somewhat.

>>150420076
>Italian
>good looking
>average player but can still improve
>Serie A experience
why not

giuntoli in jj.jpg

If you think about it, 26 is the smallest uninteresting number

>Fabregas talks about the struggle he’s found in finding talented Italian players

>“It’s difficult. I know we’ve signed a lot of Spanish players, I personally went to scout for Italian players, I promise you, I looked and analyzed for youngsters who can raise our level, it was incredibly difficult. It’s true that the top Italian players go to the big clubs like Inter or Juve, which is a level above us, but it’s hard.

>We want to sign Italians, we haven’t been able to in the first team but we hope for the future we can find some. We are trying to push through our youth team to teach them our ways starting at 15 years old so they can be ready. I know the Spanish market better, the talent there is strong. But if I had to choose between an Italian and a Spanish player (at the same level) I’d always go for an Italian. It’s not my place to say what the issue is but we are trying.”

>>150420253
Wtf my pp isn't uninteresting

>>150420276
who plays in serie b and c? menas?

Why isnt he buying Milan?

>>150420276
quality young Italians are expensive, much more expensive than their peers from abroad. Fuck, Pisa is buying one of the best br talents for 4 million..

>>150420308
me watching random conference league matches

>>150420335
lifelong jj fan #wearesorich

>>150420349
quality young italians don't exist, the u21 captain is at leeds

>>150420276
yes the incredible players that are Buttez, Kempf, Vojvoda and Douvikas, no young Italian could ever aspire to compare to them

>>150420398
Kayode was sold for 18 million, Udinese wanted 30 million for fucking Pafundi, Como bought Nico Paz for 6 million kek

>>150420401
Butez>Deplanches
Vojvoda>Zanotti
Douvikas>Gnontolo
With Kempfs you're right but he's getting benched and replaced in the next transfer windows and not by "Ghilardi" and "Pirola"

>>150420435
They bought Nico Paz for that little because they included multiple pro Halal clauses, for example if they do not sell him this summer Flomerdino can sweep in and get Nico for less than 10m in 2026

>>150420438
Nunziante>Butez
Palestra>Vojvoda
Pio Esposito>Douvikas

but again, they are fucking expensive

Hamas Rodriguez (still want him at Jj)

>>150420435
Marco Palestra 25m for 218 minutes of Serie A football is a personal favorite

>>150420276
I hope this söylent faggot drowns in his own smegma until he gets a double heart attack like that other doped bitch Iker Casillas
Fucking spanish bitches acting like doping your own best prospects and putting them on permanent ball control routines since 4yo brings quality to the football genepool

>>150420536
Bastoni 30m for 153' in 2017

The problem with Italian talents is that they might be better than the average Spaniard talentozzo, but you can't find a dude as good as Yamal or Cubarsi. The market is so fucking broken that you have dudes with barely any minutes in the league worth 10x what they should be worth (and that's mainly because teams aren't often willing to play young players who will commit more mistakes).
So in the end it's just the same old farts who get minutes and the "wonderkids" all play for mid or bad teams and get sold abroad.

>>150420567
Yes, but that aura doe

didnt like bonnys goal celebration.

watch him get huge and rich in a few years.

>>150419946
kek

>>150420572
Yeah attackers are the most important players, I don't care if you have a great youth system of "defensive coverage" coaches

>>150420075
>hoping

>>150420572
You can't find players like Yamal in other youth leagues either. He's a 1 in 10000. A player like him is just more likely to popup in leagues where the youth system actually works.

>>150420647
You’re not wrong. We used to have Robben, Van Persie, Sneijder etc.

Now we’re stuck with Van Dijk, Van De Ven, Frenkie de Jong.

Should be evident what generation was more enthralling to watch.

>>150420572
>The problem with Italian talents is that they might be better than the average Spaniard talentozzo
lol no, we always lose against Spanish youth sides. The biggest difference is that in La Liga, the mid- and lower-ranked teams have less money and are forced to field young players in order to survive. They also have more reserve teams in the third and fourth divisions to develop young players.

You now remember the bbilan futuro debacle. All those millions spent only to get relegated from the easiest girone lmao

Honest question why is he so obsessed?

>>150420438
there are Italian players outside the figc approved agents as well lol

sapona must refuse the forrest

Just got a 2TB SSD for my Steam Deck :)

This under-17 national team beat their Italian peers 2-1 2 years ago

If you don't count the newly promoted sides you can count the teams that improved this transfer window on one hand.

>>150420754
>the teams that improved
name them

>>150420753
Most of them already have a good experience in professional football, the Italians are stuck in primavera or have to still play a game in Serie B.

>>150420763
Ternana (we sold Tito)

>>150420572
The league is pretty hostile to attackers in general but a big problem is most of the giovane talenti are being developed as wingers that aren't gonna get a look in because a huge portion of the league just doesn't use them. If you wanted to develop a young attacker according to the Serie A 'meta' he be someone who can move the ball in limited space and create shots for themselves/teammates via their own efforts. Lookman would be an example but he was a late bloomer tbf, for younger players it'd be a Desire Doue, or for attacking midfielders Nico Paz/Kees Smit.

No matter how many 1v1s a player wins at youth level he could get stonewalled depending on which team he plays for if he doesn't fit the system. I'm gonna assume someone has noticed this trend but it's obviously not easy to find a young player with tekkers that also sees the game like a veteran does.
>>150420752
comfy

>>150420716
Is it wrong to enjoy objectively hilarious things? All that hype and the the crashing and burning is some classic comedy.

>>150420763
Vesuvio
Oye Como va
Sfinter
Casteddu
Riomma

>>150420791
Extremely rare Kees Smit mention, scary how North-Hollandish he looks.

P.S. the captain of that u19-Euro winning team was Read.

Two Israelis in the Kairat team. Extra motivation seeing as they’re playing Hamas’ sporting wing

why does son of a whore have such a hardon for sancho?

>>150420911
he's a demon, he can probably go anywhere he wants. and yeah he doesn't look like how he plays at all lel, you'd expect daley blind and not a lad with magic in his boots

Read looks like a baller too from what I've seen

>Allegri needs Rabiot, Vlahovic and a world class CB to win against teams like Lecce and Cremonese
kek
KEK

>>150420911
Never seen a minute of him playing and I already know he's a baller, Grimolli sign him

>>150420997
Halal bound

>>150420962
told you he's finished and can't win anything unless he has the best and most expensive team in the league

>>150421003
Florentino Perez needs to be poisoned or shot dead in an ally in order to save this sport

>>150421009
Except he didn't win crap with Vlahovic and Rabiot kek

>>150421026
yes, precisely

>>150420962
in his defence he probably doesn't want to have to go another 3 years at a different club still having to make do with your Gattis and your Locatellis tier players.

Huijsen x Wouter Goes as the next Halal CB pairing.

White men are so back!

>>150421040
Rabiot and Vlahovic are literally Gatti and Locatelli tier players except they earn twice/thrice their wage

>>150419662
he played that position on occasion for Nordsjælland too, but I would definitely consider him a forward more than a midfielder

>>150421052
no, Rabiot's big toe is worth more than both Locatelli's knees.

>>150421110
Must be why every single club in the world tried to sign him last season on a free and now that he got pushed out of Merdseille! He's mediocre just like Locatelli, the difference is that since he's Allegri's protege Twitter and /serieass/ memes made you believe he's actually a top midfielder.

why are you still replying to this unhinged cretin?

>nooooo stop discussing about football you're ruining my circlejerk
absolute fucking state of /serieass/

must suck being perpetually butthurt about Jj

Babbiot will never have Locatelly's useless passing stats

Really makes you think

>>150421182
I'm a Jj fan you fucking retard, you've witnessed 5 fucking years of Rabiot playing at Jjust and being a decent midfielder in his last two but noooo think about Rabiotmachia and his shitty ass memes from Twitter

Speaking of all things Central Asia. I hope Kyrgyz is well.

whos jjs best player lole

>>150421129
just because he has the brains of the average 19 year old nafri living in Marseille and a psychotic mother doesn't change the fact he's the most talented midfielder that wore the jewe jersey in the last 6 years until Thuram arrived. If you think he's on par with Locatelli you should consider picking a few crayons out of your nose.

>>150421199
Young fenomeno Simone Guerra

another day, another free (you) gained from the spaz

>>150421204
Wow big achievement that, I too can be the best at chess in a class of toddlers but that won't make me a good chess player. I will enjoy bbilan signing him and Vlahovic and consequently ruining the wage structure just because a finished coach can't win against Cremonese without his ex players

Rabiot was one of the very few non-shit players at allegri's rubentus and guess what, he's a mega anti-gobbo and milanbvll, warra surprise

>>150421199
OBJECTIVELY vlahoGOD.

>>150421208
>I will never get to scream WAR WAR WAR WAR for a Guerra gole with the first team
Truly disappointing

>>150421273
2nd best: kalulu
3rd best: mckennie

>look up rumors
>accidentally end up on a Pisa page
>they've done more and a better mercato than we did
Dead sborrt

>>150420308
i know several people like that irl

I heard Pisa wasn't very gud to visit

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

i am not good looking :(

>>150421204
>thuram
>good
are you bbilan fans all sexually attracted to bbc

I rate Dirham

None of the thurams have a BBC, they don't make a convincing black bvll for shit

>>150421309
Just heard three exes, that turned into catladies after we broke up, scream out in agony because of losing one of their own

>>150421345
are they cute?

150421337
How about you take concrete blocks and plant them on your feet next time you go for a swim

onefivezerofourtwoonethreethreeseven
agreed

>"serious" news organisations send out a breaking news notification for this
Grim

>>150421355
Their cats or themselves?

>>150421343
source: anon’s mum

>>150421379
yes

>Fabregas wins serie ass with ease with a shitty serie b club by simply dumpster diving in the la massia reject bin and signing them
You can hate the man all you want but you cant deny his strategy is working

>>150421241
the point you made is Rabiot is Locatelli tier, which is enough daily retardation

>>150421390
They're all basically this genre or relatively mid woman, so draw your own conclusions.

>>150421419
You just know they all bought something from Annekee's schizo store

>>150421419
nta but I don't believe for a second that three women out of these turned into cat ladies, get the hell outta here

I just checked transfermarkt and Bremer is one of Busardò's players, I smell a deal

One of these girls could be his sister. We will never know...

Predict in which month Bremers ACL will explode again

>Fabio Paratici to return to Spurs once the window shuts and lead recruitment.
>Paratici's been a consultant all summer. Return called hypothetical or speculative for weeks, but Paratici to start an official club role in Sept/Oct.
>gets to fuck Pilar Fogliati and work for one of the richest clubs where he can run his plusvalenza machine for eons
kinda jelly ngl

>>150421470
Please buy our shitters (70% of the organic)

This is absolutely dreadful stuff

>>150421419
Sex sex sex

The match week in numbers:


Nico Paz immediately showed during Como-Lazio why he is the biggest talent in the league. Peter Sucic proved against Torino why there are a hundred reasons why Inter fans are enthusiastic about him.


Federico Baschirotto celebrated his goal against Milan in a way only he can. The Cremonese centre-back is one of my favourite players in Serie A. His teammate Federico Bonazzoli's goal was also impressive, by the way.


Napoli started maturely and solidly. No spectacle, but immediate confidence. And De Bruyne immediately looked like he had been the key in midfield for years.


Atalanta could not get past a 1-1 draw against Pisa. And so the doubts about Juric and the post-Gasperini era have not been dispelled in any way.


Bbilan started poorly and immediately looked uncertain. The Sborrossoneri must be careful not to stay the Italian Manchester United. 0 star performance for Santiago Gimenez, who is failing in red and black Milan. And Torino, well...

Who is Mario hermoso blackmailing in order to be the second highest player in the squad

>>150421529
Well I guess 4channel also rejects the star unicode sign.

5*

4*

3*

2*

1*

>>150421537
Was he a free tranfers? The sign-on bonus gets divided up along the wages.

>there's already a NT break 2 weeks in
any other sport this stupid?

Maurizio Arrivabene just died in Gaza

McKennie is a repatriate

>>150421470
he was misunderstood

>>150421622
People always complain but when should they play the qualifiers?

>>150421661
Just don't play them, stop inviting shit nations like Shitaly and that's it

>>1504216
>May
rest.
>June to August
full on NT season, qualifiers, euros, world cup whatever, fuck your holidays you're paid millions.
>September
Preseason.
>October to April
League season with no pauses every 3 weeks.

>>150419786
Rangers are fucked as always but celtic have more than enough in the bank to weather many seasons without CL football


>>150419497
>>150419662
>>150420936
>>150421197
Why are you bringing that up here?

>>150421708
Because he's a filthy terrone

>Croatian right-back Duje Slatina, 16, has signed his contract with Inter, while Tomás Palacios is set to join Santos on loan with an option to buy.

croatian talents 'tioned

https://x.com/maicosuelo/status/1960076015092605140
Lmaooooo FIGC actively sabotaging Allegri

>>150421661
I fucked up see
>>150421703

https://x.com/vane___96/status/1960255519228113155
I would watch a video of this bitch and the Brazilian nonce from /seriea/ stuck in the same room

ABJjism is sign of mental illness

>>150421843
based

ynr udinegru legend maicosuel

>>150419786
The coefficient isn’t looking good at all. Not qualifying for the CL is another body blow.

>>150421708
Scottish football and Serie A are hand in glove.

>>150421839
I wouldn’t be against that in fairness

>>150421708
cletic bout to crash out to a team from kazakhstan

>>150420107
You just know he has a fucked up hairline

Celtic status?

Do Club Dogo play in Serie A

>>150422042
There is literally nothing wrong with having a compromised hairline

>>150421548
yes he was a free transfer
still an insane wage for such a limited player

>>150422156
Extra time coming up

Gonna sleep now, playing golf and then get to work afterwards…..

Here’s a brief story…..

Merda/Inter “Journalist” he’s not really a “journalist” @NimaTavRood made fun me on the day of my uncle’s funeral that my dog died..

Now that homosexual caught the AIDS virus..

Karma!!

>>150419876
You weren't joking lmao, he's a big guy too

>>150417276
Do not redeem the future SAAAR

>>150422309
Tudor if he Swiss

>>150422324
Top kek

>>150422324
Lmao

https://x.com/CrashNC88/status/1960293252898214347
Major crime, but please watch it at least 30 seconds for the comedy gold to start. Wtf are those noises

>>150422324
lel

One more match and I'm certain both Cabal and Milik will return to operations

Kairat the Almighty

Now this is the glasga I remember (this is /seriea/ related as many Scottish youf products play in serie a)

>>150421928
name one good scottish footballer that hasnt played in serie a

>>150422607
Azeem Abdulai

>>150422652
plays,played or will play for ac bbilan

>Demiral to bbilan
This is getting embarrassing now

Slobby seconds

Just briefly thought about Aaron Hickey and I am crying in tears in a little corner of my room

>>150422803
A-Actually nevermind ahah + sborring + karma for not pushing for a jJ move

Referee: Maurizio Mariani

benuldy's

Penalties in Almaty

>>150422578
Huh she’s from Dundee. Already been arrested for carrying a weapon while the migrant prospective rapist is free to go about his business. Thank you John Swinney!

>>150422607
Dalglish

Oh Allah the Almaty

Will there be dancing on the streets of Celtic or Kaira? Find out tonight! Today!

let me jinx this, let's go celtic

>>150422578
oi! you got a loicense to defend yo'self!? I'm fokin' takin' you in to the local constable I am

1 Anarbekov please

Hehehe

you are welcome

Utter disaster, can’t think of many worse than that

>>150423096
A very close friend of mine who got the Koopmeiners and Douglas Luiz calls right last year told me that he's leaving for free if Milan pays his exit bonus

>>150423096
Is that girl asian? Some sort of steppe-dweller? Very ambiguous, much sexo

>>150423096
why does allegro want to permabench vlaho again?

>>150423213
>make jjust get negruani
>finish above them
4d chessbros...

>>150423119
The Europa League is absolutely INCREDIBLE, folks! Many people are saying it’s WAY better than the Champions League! Just look at the excitement, the drama, the underdogs rising up! Everyone’s talking about it! The fans LOVE it! More goals, more passion, and REAL competition! Believe me, the Europa League is where the action is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIUbCRuWaQM
Kino

>>150423250
More chance of progression in the EL. That said Celtic haven’t won a KO tie since 2004. I do miss the process of playing the big boys, finishing 3rd and dropping down to the EL.

You just know Jj will get to play in Almaty in the dead of winter

Jj but it's one of the factions in Forever Winter

>-15c in the evening in Almaty
Imagine the injuries

>>150423648
riommabros...

>>150423658
Riomma plays EL, not CL

https://x.com/luciomoretti70/status/1959995558061563924
More like Alessandra Nihao

>>150423665
how did that happen

>>150423734
It started with the fact that Riomma is Riomma

>>150420435
>>150420536
Those are all money laundering scams. Remember Gagliardini for 25 million? This summer Atalanta and Inter did another of those tricks.
Zamparini loaned Gennaro Ruggiero, a 17years old, to Torino with diritto di riscatto at 8 millions. Now Ruggiero is 25 and play at Angri in serie D. Italian footbal is just a money laundering scheme, and a lot of corruption, Salvatore Bagni will give you a starter spot in serie C or 30k euros and you can play in Roma Primavera if your mother lower herself to suck Bruno Conti's dick

>>150423665
Roma v Celtic, I WILL go back again. I WILL demand an audience with the Pope. I WILL pee in a fountain in Piazza Navona.

>>150423802
>you can play in Roma Primavera if your mother lower herself to suck Bruno Conti's dick
this is how gasperseethi got his current job

Did someone say... Roman fountains?

>>150423802
So what you're saying is that if I get hired by Lazio I can get my dick sucked by Cancellieri's mom

>>150423813
The pope is CIA now anon you cant just demand stuff like before when the pope was a polack or sudaca.

The burgers have taken over Italy as their official European colony. Trump and Elon want to boost shitaly so it can become the new EU financial powerhouse instead of goymoney and then burgers can keep Europe controlled that way.

The burgers found out that the northern euros do not want to bend the knee and be vassals while Italy doesnt mind going “okey boss no problem” to the big dog.

>>150423096
who dis

Maybe tomorrow allegri will get his players.

Also a half sleep drunk business idea: A prince of persia like riddick game

Good night friends

>>150423996
nihao

>watch back Studio Schop of last sunday
>suddenly Moggi because he's in a podcast series the NOS made about Raiola

Mr. Croatcel, are you copping Delta or Lost Souls Aside this weekend
I believe I know the answer but I want to hear it from the Clive main himself

Ayyys are coming

>>150424076
Plot-twist: he's copping Gears of War Reloaded

What if Allegri lost on purpose to Cremonese because he knew then the society would be more likely to buy him Rabiot & Vlahovic that he has been wanting?

Business idea: free titan submarine tours for croatians albanians and other brown people

Red Star/Crvena zvezdasisters...

>>150424293
GRIMOLLI, ALL THEIR TALENTS ON A CHEAP

Tonight isn’t the time to score cheap points but it’s hard to ignore that Zvezda needs a different kind of coach. Truth be told this side was always going to struggle in the Champions League.

With a fresh approach in the Europa League plenty of good things are still possible as there’s a solid spine here. Still it could have been much stronger had some of the talented youngsters been kept around.

>>150424324
Arnautovic will probably be available

Sleep tight /seriea/

João Cancelo:

"My six months at Inter were important because they allowed me to later join Juventus, the best Italian club."

test

>>150425060
thans buffonge

Quick, post a deranged transfer rumour before the clock strikes midnight

>>150425156
Player I want to my club

>>150425156
javi martinez to liverpool

>>150425159
Grim

Tuesday evening’s reports claim that Super League Greece outfit Panathinaikos have recently lodged an enquiry with Inter regarding unwanted centre-forward Mehdi Taremi.

arthur to grimio

>archie brown already has 2 goals and an assist
what could have been

>nico gonzales already has 291 cancers and one ringworm
what is being

>>150425352
Apparently PSV are also looking at him. The striker they signed (Alassane Pléa) damaged the cartilage in his knee and will miss most of the season. So now they're looking for a striker to replace him and he has the same agent as the PSV coach.

Just installed 150 games on my Steam Deck, how many of them am I going to play? Probably just two!

>Marco (Van Basten)'s moment of the week Bonazzoli bicycle kick against bbilan
And when the host asks him if it hurts seeing bbilan like this, he responds: "Not at all, the only thing I recognize are the colours and stadium they play in. Any emotion I felt towards them has gone away long ago together with whatever soul ever was in that club. Just the other day I spoke to a bunch of young talented players and one said he wanted to go to be Bbilan's striker like me, I told him not to because talented players go to wither in places like that, where commerce is more important than the sport. A bit like Manchester United."

Lmao, you won't hear the likes of Edgar Davids saying these things.

>>150425904
>>150425904
basederino
the funny thing is that he was such a mediocre coach

>>150425904
>Any emotion I felt towards them has gone away long ago together with whatever soul ever was in that club.
I almost feel bad for bbilan at this point kek, holy fuck

>>150426059
Played some incredible football at Euro 2008 however. But as a club-coach he just couldn't deal with players that weren't always very good. A bit like the problems Henry experienced.

v. France: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtO3DNsImy8 (That Robben gole at 0:45 makes me moan)

>>150425904
>>150426174
>>150425904
>>150426174
I found the stream you screencapped, had to use a duccio VPN
I see Gullit was on the panel as well, did he have anything to say about the Bonerzoli goal/Van Basten's comments? Giùtube autotranslate not working

>>150426200
Nah, that's just the start of every show where Marco picks his moment and the rest don't get involved. Gullit is always a lot more affable, prefers to have a laugh and be affable instead of being too critical.

>>150426174
for me the moment is Van Nistelrooijyijy's move at 0:17, very high quality skill from a guy who was typed by some as a big thing the ball bounced off of and into the net

>>150426174
Van persie tried the diving header there too

The big 5

>>150423844
Yes and this is also how Gualtieri got his job
>>150423875
Once ou are hired you will definitely get a blow job from Primavera players mothers, the problem is that to get that position yò have to suck the bionic dick of the eagle master

>>150427170
I am not taking part this year because I will quit 4 months in

Good morning!

This picture looks really good no?

>>150429980
>2 page long injury history on transfermarkt already at age 23
grim

so who's getting Kairat Almaty

which lucky team will play the UEFA Champions League like 50 kms away from China

>>150430024
And still better than estupid

>>150430061
Cauliflower is a CB. Éstupidoniang is a LB.

>>150430086
Close but no

>>150430061
>>150430086
It's going to be Bremer. He's a Busardò player (agent that has some shady deals going on with Furlani) and an ex Allegri player

If you dealing with someone named busardo you deserve all the mishaps coming your way

Is germanon ok?

>he still didn't shave it off
based I think

>>150430295
It's brand recognition

>>150430166
he's alright, he's just practising his Arab in a creative way

Good morning /seriea/, I just made hot choccy with a shot of espresso on top

Anyone following the basketball euros that start today?

>Sky Sport Italia reports that Simone Inzaghi’s Al Hilal have offered €35m to sign Fiorentina defender Pietro Comuzzo.
Sampdoria in for Belotti
>Contacts underway between Milan and Marseille for Adrien Rabiot: this is an explicit request from Massimiliano Allegri.
Contacts continue with Massara and several intermediaries to try to find a solution for the exit of the Ukrainian center forward. Two tracks remain alive leading to Villarreal and Newcastle

>>150430312
Not even Gravina could save this brand

>>150430295
What's there to shave off ahah

Calcio /fa/ idea: a neat kit like the one in >>150430295 but with pic related in place of the lion

>>150430384
kino blast from the past

>>150430384
I really can't figure out what the fuck he was trying to do here, and his explanation only made things worse

Why do the big serie a managers always hate their center forwards upon arriving at a new club?
Is it like in those National Geographic documentaries where the lions kill the cubs of the previous males when they take over a new group?

>>150430424
only thing I learnt from it was that the ooga booga of the explanation matched that of the outraged

comparing Sučić to Brozović is just racist and I've already had enough of it

>hurr he's Croatian and a midfielder he also runs a lot

this is literally where the similarities end

There's nothing racist in calling croatians 'zingari'

modded FNV is the most fun I've had in vidya since the last time I played modded FNV

>>150430529
I tried to mod it like 5 times over the last 15 or so years and every time I give up because shit never works properly

>>150430529
If you were to ever mod the 3D era of GTA games, you will 99.999% install one of the mods I made :)

>>150430512
He's also a foul machine like young Brozo

I never got the obsession with modding, the most I ever did was install WoW add-ons

>>150430512
He still has time to set up a scamcoin and run with the money though

>>150430618
I always thought he is probably not high iq enough to even understand that he is scamming people and he is just going with the flow with whatever one of his programerska govna frens advised him to do

>Florenzi retires from football
lole

>>150430646
>players who started their pro careers in 2010s are now retiring

>>150430646
But he scored THAT goal against baraca just yesterday

>>150430646
Yes, we all noticed him joining AC bbilan few years ago

>>150430677
but swissanon, it happened 10 years ago...

i scouted ackikek and i liked him. similar to bastoni

>>150430533
https://vivanewvegas.moddinglinked.com/
Literally retardproof. Source: I did it using this tutorial and it fucking works perfectly.
Just don't bother using vortex, use mod organizer 2.
>>150430538
What kind of mods did you make?

>ACK-kek
nice name

>>150430734
Console features ported to PC, technical fixes to make the game run smo- uhm, to make the game run at all, these kind of stuff. You usually install SilentPatch and our compilation of fixes to keep the experience as vanilla as possible

Ciao Farenz, sono Antoine

who the fuck is tyrieqeu george?

>>150430851
English youngster la

>Lindelof to Viola
>Elmas RETVRN to Nabole
>Sbinamonti linked with Sbornemouth
>Arthur Melo has finally been euthanised
>Fiorenzi; baby talento in Shitalia gives up
>Draft dodger Dovbyk to Castello Nuovo

>>150430875
When your parents eat salted almonds messily near a keyboard with only the consonant keys working

>>150430851
Tricky mandem from tha skeng yeh he no be rassclart yoot he been going church and studying ball yeh skrrrrrrrttttt

>>150430903
I’d visit her shisha lounge and wouldn’t stop puffing until I’d pass out if you catch my drift

>>150430935
She’s… she’s… she’s a terrone

>>150430809
>sky sport opinionist hypes the biggest exclusive they have

>25m for ciuccheze
I miss him...

Even bbilan is making cessions what are we waiting for wtfffffffffff

>>150430954
Half of my slagstagram explore page is terrone-coded women these days so it would make sense my almonds were activated by that

>>150430826
I did think about modding GTA 4. That shit stutters on any new gear I feel

Goals against Nazio you say?

>>150431389
no need to renew we have berardeschi

Allegri is going full rage schizo on furlani and the rest of them kek

AC Bbilan, where the clowns are in charge of the circus

Comolli is hard at work on 4 separate deals, he is most certainly not being a useless piece of shit at this exact juncture in time

>>150430851
The black Saka

>>150430914
This post gave me Top Boy flashbacks

It's literally impossible to win against Cremonese unless Milan buys players worth 80-90m each

FFmpeg 8.0 is up

>>150431611
kanker

Liquidanon v. Scottish breakfast

Who comes out alive at the end?

Dechamps' Liquid Liste is up

>>150431611
based Rugano having some self-respect

>>150431669
who's la creature du Maghreb in the middle?

>>150431693
Akliouche I think

>>150431641
>those two pieces of asphalt washed away by Vesuvius
nice, Scotterrone would be proud

>Reports from multiple outlets confirm that Fiorentina defender Pietro Comuzzo has turned down a €35m move to join SImone Inzaghi at Saudi Pro League side Al-Hilal.
>According to updates from Sky Sport Italia, Comuzzo will not accept a move to the Saudi Pro League this window, as he would prefer to continue under Stefano Pioli at Fiorentina.
Further proof that there is an inverse relationship between quantity of moral fibre and sleeve tattoos

>>150431719
I never realized he's Johnny Dorelli's son

im kurping muttuidi next game

>Chevy dropped two 2,000-hp Corvette concepts and you can drive both in GT7’s free Update 1.62. Also landing: the techy ’26 AFEELA 1, quirky ’02 Renault Avantime, new events, and more. Free never looked this fast. Update drops, starting 11pm PT Aug. 27/ 3pm Aug. 28 JT.
>new Renault dropping
Kolo Negruani as good as confirmed.

>>150431478
based

>>150431669
>international break already

Saladmakers for vlahovic hmmm hmm

>Leave the cursed metropolitan area of Manchester
>Thrive, smile returns

>>150432196
> cursed metropolitan area of Manchester
>naples

kek

>>150425904
He's right. In hindsight it's hilarious that a fucking hedge fund group who got the club as collateral ran Milan better than previous and subsequent owners.

Redbird and Zlatan ruined this shit almost immediately. The only thing I like about modern Milan is Pulisic.

>Gaetano Oristanio to Parma
>Gift Orban to Hellas Verona
>Faris Moumbagna to Cremonese
>Newcastle ready to make an offer for Davide Frattesi
>Jamie Vardy linked with Cremonese

>>150431577
Muh epic conterino would've lost 8-0 THOUGH

Faris Cuccagna

If Milan doesn't buy Allegri at least 230 TOPPEST OF THE TOPPESTEST TOPPITY TOP players there will be 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of winning against the mighty Lecce

>>150421199
Elkann should phone Cygames for a REAL big time player

>>150421199
the turkish Del Siero

kill all animefags
wait no they are all going to kill themselves

Cessions?

tweaked my fanta a little.

>>150432490
didn't ask

>>150432490
Who won last season?

>>150432529
definitely not me

>gift orban
It's real

>>150432569
You saved that webm!

>>150432574
How could I not <3

>>150432529
I think it was SS cataplasmi FC

https://x.com/Robert_Da_Nilo/status/1960703443816910861
>Palestinentus fans were Allegri fans all along
kikikikakakakakekekekekekikiokiakokokjokokekakakakakekekekekekekioakakakakekekekekekekekekekekekEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKE

>>150432529
dunno i fell off bad mid season about.

Somehow my fanta wasn’t saved I would’ve had 79.5 points

American moment!

>>150432446
The mystery of Sartori signing Bernard Heskey and Honesto Ragazzo del Sud is solved

If he were a French communist he'd be called Camarade

>>150432765
jej

The sidequest of doing better than scotterrone is off to a good, if marginal, start

18/23 ranked teams in fanta, decided to just go all in
>>150432765
Ciro is pure hopium
Heskey is smart going off of how he played again riomma
The real question is, am I enough of a believer in Heskey to swap him for baturina

If he had a porn addiction his name would be Masturbaturina

>>150432840
Based lidl enjoyer top dog

>>150432922
wtf Comolli signed all these guys in a single day?!

Phi-ACK!

>>150432953
Phil Collins died?

>>150432953
Philips?
Philadelphia (the cheese*)?
Philadelphia (the city)?
Phil Spencer?

>Advanced negotiations between Milan and Fulham for Chukwueze. Complete package around 25M, to be established only whether direct outright title or loan with option that can become obligation. From the latest information we have, more this second option
Milan is already evaluating alternatives to Harder and is already looking to see if it can reactivate other plans, other solutions. The reason is that Sporting cannot guarantee the arrival of a replacement in the short term. The Rossoneri might decide not to wait any longer. With Harder in serious jeopardy, Milan can now turn back to Dusan Vlahovic. Furlani will propose Arokodare.
>Milan continues to work on the defender as well: Christensen's name also emerges. Not the only name on the list
Milan will make an attempt for Comuzzo in the coming hours. The Demiral option is also alive.
>Santi Gimenez's agent, Rafaela Pimenta: "Gimenez will not leave Milan".

>>150432953
Philip Kostic renewed?!

>Super hot hours coming for Milan. At Casa Milan they are working on something. It's not clear if Furlani or Tare and Allegri have the lead.
Will they cook?

>>150432976
>>150433025
Thoughts on >>150425904?

>>150433025
Bremer (Busardò player, makes Furlani and Allegri happy) + Vlahovic (makes Allegri happy) for Saelemaekers

>>150432953
Shitalian gooners' own 9/11 lmao

>>150433033
Honest question why are you so obsessed?

>>150433058
Because when one of our greatest ever players speak, I listen. What do you think about what this legend of the game had to say?

>>150433084
>implying a plastic bbilan fan knows who his club legends are

>Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for September:
>- Psychonauts 2
>- Stardew Valley
>- Viewfinder

>All playable from Sept 2. More details: http://play.st/3JBpLq4
/v/ idea: Psychonauts but you enter the brains of various Serie A coaches.

>>150433146
Oh some comfy games, curious to try them

>>150433154
They are all shit unironically

>>150433161
t. got rejected by Leah

>>150433174
Any game that involves romance is unironically shit, literal coomer/loser bait for incels

>Mass Effect slander in my /seriea/
Get him boys!

>>150433056
top wew lad

>A centre left Democratic Party (PD) MEP and a PD town councillor south of Rome on Wednesday reported the porn site Phica for allowing users to post manipulated photos of them in sexual poses.Phica, when spelt with an initial F, spells out the Italian slang term for vagina.
>MEP Alessandra Moretti, 55, said "I have filed a criminal complaint against the Phica forum site, which I discovered had been stealing photos and clips from TV shows I'd appeared on for years, then altering them and sharing them with thousands of users.
>"A long list of obscene comments followed, damaging not only my emotional well-being but also the safety of many women exposed to this disgusting new practice of posting photos without consent." Valeria Campagna, 27, a PD councillor at Latina, said on Facebook: "It's not easy to write this post.
>I discovered that some of my photos were posted on an online forum without my consent.
>"Not just swimsuit photos, but moments from my public and private life.
>"Below, sexist, vulgar, and violent comments.
> "Some even talked about me in person.
>"Today I'm disgusted, angry, and disappointed.
>"But I can't stay silent.
>Because this story isn't just about me. It's about all of us. It's about our right to be free, respected, and to live without fear."

>>150432840
tfw didn't even make the screen shot
This is what happens when you fall for the balding child meme

>>150433258
As a precautionary measure, the structure was promptly covered with phone bugs and other wiretapping devices

phregna

>>150433306
anywhere the fun stops there's always hags barking at the wrong tree and their puritanical pride coincidentally emerging when their eggs start to dry up
it should be a law of thermodynamics

>>150433452
qrd?

>>150433371
Thoughts on what the player that changed the theory of centre-forwards had to say? >>150425904 >>150433084

Allegri partially listening to Albania

>After the 1-2 defeat against Cremonese in the opener, Allegri received a bit of criticism for starting Youssouf Fofana and Ruben Loftus-Cheek in midfield. Granted that Luka Modric got the nod, the manager also had Samuele Ricci and Ardon Jashari on the bench.

>According to today’s edition of Corriere dello Sport (via MilanNews), Allegri seems to have learned his lessons as two midfield signings are expected to start. Modric is set to be confirmed in the starting XI, while Ricci will battle it out with Jashari for the other spot.

Me reading the latest Grimolli rumours from the comfort of my Belgian beach cabin.

>>150433535
shitalian forum full of weirdos sharing nsfw pictures, many of them non-consensual. After the facebook group that got closed a couple of days ago people finally found out about it (it's been running since the early 2000s lole) and now it's thankfully gone too

>>150433306
.eu? it's ded

>>150433619
>it's been running since the early 2000s
lmao

>>150433619
post tits or GTFO

>“Abbiamo illustrato il Progetto Under 14 facendo capire alle società che convocheremo il maggior numero possibile di calciatori per mapparli. I raduni saranno mensili e prevedranno esercitazioni tecniche mirate a stimolare le qualità individuali, perché il nostro modello di allenamento è basato sulla tecnica e sul dribbling“, spiega il coordinatore delle Nazionali Giovanili maschili Maurizio Viscidi.

>Sarà proprio Viscidi a guidare tecnicamente questo programma, che prevede la creazione di una struttura interna dedicata esclusivamente a questo progetto, che opererà in 11 Centri Federali Territoriali (CFT) con attività itineranti a copertura di tutto il territorio nazionale. L’intenzione della FIGC sarebbe quella di coinvolgere atleti tesserati sia per società professionistiche (Serie A, B e C) sia per quelle dilettantistiche (LND), con un’ampia rotazione dei convocati ed un monitoraggio costante per anticipare di oltre un anno lo scouting per la Nazionale U15. La Federazione specifica inoltre che ci sarà un occhio di riguardo per i ragazzi in ritardo nella crescita fisica e per quelli ancora in attesa di perfezionare il percorso verso il conseguimento della cittadinanza italiana.

>1.4m plusvalenza on Djalo
Renault Kangoo SOON

>>150433640
>domain was bought around 2005
20 years holy shit

>>150433739
>20 years
The same amount of time it takes for a woman to become aware of the world around her.

There's a very high chance I coomed to some /seriea/ anons' mom pics I found on Phica

>>150433787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBdfnyHt52Q

>>150433770
there's an even higher chance there's content of some serie a player's gf or mom
>tfw someone at my club posted revenge porn on the site after breaking up

>>150433721
grim

>>150433787
This is the best picture I've ever seen

Moratti jump with us

>>150433995
How about this one?

>>150434087
Just let it cook for another bit anon, we'll have a better one soon :)

>>150434073
crate of stella -25% in the colruyt this week

I unironicall once was in the anal cavity of a girl called Stella, we met when we were both sailing instructors. She studied French in Utrecht

Comolli is hiding somewhere in this image, can you find him and get him back to work on signing players? You have until 20:00.

I had to link because lol, but this sounds like a massive threat
https://x.com/DiMarzio/status/1960750704571900033

Take a screenshot of your junk, I'm not touching twitter links with a ten feet pole (aka your momma's dildo)

>>150434253
Got him

>>150434440
10% chances instead of the 5% of the previous months

>AC Bbilan have a sloppy seconds agreement with Dusan Vlahovic for €6-7M net per season, plus bonuses, for 5 years. The Serbian said YES, but expects a small termination fee from Juventus, and is asking for €10M in signing bonuses + €2M for his agent from the Sborrossoneri. Juve would let him go for €15M + a swap for Saelemaekers, who Allegri would prefer to keep.
- Nico Schira

>>150434463
Jj are bluffing just say no to saladmaker

>>150434463
> €10M in signing bonuses + €2M
Ok this isn't happening. Who's bbilan buying then

>>150434536
Bryan Brobbey

>>150434536
Dominik Beeney

>>150434280
>>150434440
I fear I might accidentally call him Kangoo when speaking about calcio irl just like I usually do with Muttuidi

>Juventus and Paris St Germain remain in advanced talks for Randal Kolo Muani.
>Nothing done yet; but clubs agree on €60m valuation — €5m plus €55m with add-ons included, loan with obligation.
>PSG and Juve discuss on add-ons structure and how to activate the obligation.
Breaking news, nothing happened

>>150434653
Well if they're talking about add-ons it's 90% a done deal, no?

>>150434463
Holy fucking FUMING: the post batman

>>150434463
This is like the 3rd/4th different version I read from Schira lol

>>150434653
>€60m valuation — €5m plus €55m

Vlahovic will become serie ass' capocannoniere. Even if he stays at rubentus.

>>150434670
The "nothing done yet" makes me doubt that it's all that close, with how slow it's been I feel like the deal could be closed in 2 hours like in 5 days, I really hope you're right
>>150434712
Overpriced but they were never gonna go too cheap on a guy they paid almost 100 millies for sadly, EPlel clubs want him too so if the club doesn't pay up then he's going there 100%

>>150434653
It’s only May 27th so plenty of time, hopefully the 2 clubs can work out a deal

>>150434727
Everything in the mercato window becomes increasingly liquid the closer the end of it comes.

Rare Cabal appearance

What does Zingaro spend all that money on? Does he have a castle in serbia? I assume even that would only cost like 5 mil max which he can pay off after 5 months salary.

>>150434742
>Everything [...] becomes increasingly liquid
Diarrheanon reference

>>150434433
Good job! 10 points to Ravenclaw

>>150434772
very based

>>150434772
Who is the lucky lady you're making fresh pasta for?

>>150434803
Amélie Derbaudrenghien

>>150434761
Whores

>>150434761
Master blacksmiths to fix his foot

>>150433813
Kek

>>150434809
That's clearly an adrenochome-producing boy

>>150434803
inferior to pastasciutta in most use cases honestly, fresh pasta is largely an american meme

he gone

>>150434761
>What does Zingaro spend all that money on?
Viados

>AC Milan make contact to explore deal for Christopher Nkunku among attacking options.
>Milan are in active talks for new signings upfront and Nkunku has been discussed in the recent hours.
>Player open to leave Chelsea in the final days.

>>150435012
16 minutes played
13 passes (12 completed)
100% successful dribbles (1/1)
1 ball recovery
1 ball loss
1 foul committed

>>150435056
Furlani choice

>>150435083
didn't ask

Apparently >we have only one slot left for the UEFA lists, so if Zingarovic stays and >we sign Kangoo one between Nico/Adzic has to leave for Zhingarova to join

>>150435134
Who is this "Milik" in the bottom right?

>>150435134
Wtf I can't believe Jj kidnapped Arne

>>150435377
>>150435377
>>150435377
Here to find out on what duccio spends his gibs on

>>150435134
it's actually impressive to be able to assemble a collection of so many shite players

>>150434653
kys grimolli