Thread 150419542

Play-off rounds, second legs. Unified thread.

https://www.flashscore.com/football/europe/champions-league/#/AVQmlDZu/draw
https://www.flashscore.com/football/europe/europa-league/#/61S2I2tA/draw
https://www.flashscore.com/football/europe/conference-league/#/dWpHqklB/draw

Benfica bros im scared for wednesday. Mou is inevitable..

HollerCHAD being injured really decreases our chances of making it thru playoffs :(

PANATHINAIKOS

Hello-hello-hello.

>>150419542 (OP)
based, i got @ed in the OP pic, thanks moldovanon

>>150419723
who???

dead thread

>>150420952
The pleasure is mine.

For me it’s the european power house Almaty

Time to back the Kazakh Khanate,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axwkY9H0yPQ
UIIIIOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

LETS GO KAIRAT DUNG DUNG

Uhhhhhhh Celticbros...?

>>150421260
cheeky 1-0 choke incoming

this is going to penalties

>>150421449
why the fuck didnt they score at home now they can choke at 900m height after a 10 hour flight

vertical stripes vs horizontal stripes

the battle of the century

L M A O

the fuck is this now

How is Kazakhstan in Europe?

>>150421805
yes

>>150421805
Transcontinental country.

>>150421479
they are supposed to be highlanders

Not sure the last time I’ve seen Celtic play this badly

>>150421901
Just look at all their european away games of the last 5 seasons

>>150421805
Plzen and Almaty are both in eastern europe, both equally eastern european and basically the same, whats your question again?

>>150421975
that game is now 17 years ago

Whole team should be sacked after this

MURRLY is on for celtic!!

Fucking hell both of these teams are awful

they should relegate the loser to conmemebol or the afc

K E K

FUZAKERNAAAAAAAA TEMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So, when is Maeda going back to whatever club he was in Japan?

MAEDA

>>150421805
as absurd as it sounds kazakhstan is in fact located in europe

Bruh

What a miss! Imagine if this is what seals Celtics Europe fate

Kairat's stadium looks so soviet it's terrifying

Should just cancel this CL spot

>>150422217
Indeed
>Almaty is located in south-eastern Kazakhstan, almost 1000 km from the capital Astana. Kyrgyzstan's capital Bishkek is 190 km to the west, while Ürümqi in China is almost 1000 km east.

>>150422296
kazakhstan is honestly sovl as fuck i know nothing about them but i still love it. and im not even referencing the love from kazakhstan meme, the country is just based as fuck

Three hours of shit football and 0 (zero) goals

>>150422338
https://xhamster.com/videos/asian-kazakh-cuckold-couple-worshipping-their-russian-lover-13175271
They are cucks for BRC

extra time is way too long. why is it not being changed? players are always complaining about too many games and playing time. it's an easy and obvious change to make

>>150422359
kazakhs look greenlandic. kinda hot

>>150422385
We should make it so every team has a danish tranny and whose danish dane tranny first makes an arab cock cum in their asshole wins.

>>150422385
bring back golden goal

>>150422409
so what is this about? did a dane fuck the love of your life, or something? didn't know romanians were this schizo faggy

>>150422406
The only porn i jerk off to is white women licking nigger assholes and drinking their piss

Please calm down.

>>150422410
honestly should

>>150422439
From last week
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150311586/#q150342141

What is all this sliding and slipping about, this looks worse than my teams last bundes match and we just got promoted again

>>150422461
uhh i see. a bit concerning

that team from azerbaijan plays decent football

>>150422503
Thought it was you

Come on Almaty i want to see Mboppi and Vini suffer in Kazakhstan

>>150422555
i'm a loser. but that guy seems unbalanced. deranged people like that, can only be from copenhagen

pafoschads.... IT'S TIME

One of them "HAS" to be in the CL

JFC

>>150422620
biggest psyops ive seen in this qualification season. Pafos is like the 10th biggest fan team in Cyprus, no fans, and got fraud cheked by Djurgården last year

Will they cock it up?

>>150422694
teams who complain about the astroturf being an unfair advantage should have no problem scoring 6-7 against bodo since regular grass is a disadvantage to bodo

>>150422694
it's impossible to blow a 5-0 lead, even for norgays

>>150422385
>players are always complaining about too many games and playing time

then they should have tried harder during regular time

The shame of Glasgow. GSTK

>>150422770
yes, but I also dislike 30 min extra time :/

How big is this sturm stadion? It looks empty. Besides that one side.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck yeah!

>It's another West Ham disasterclass
They're going down aren't they?

Sturmchads what now

omg sturm is embarrassingly bad. my god. bodø is gonna rape them again

4 fucking hours of 0-0 slop

>>150422880
they're probably gonna miss all penalties too

the utter state of scottish football

schmeichel is gonna save every single kairat penalty

>>150422873
Glimt is good though. Admit it even if you are Kamelåså

>>150422900
>210 minutes against the mightiest sunday league team

>>150422910
hvem er denne sæd dæmon?

fenian bros..

RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED

OH NONONONONONONO

>>150422880
yeah i dont even care who wins anymore

i hate adam idah, that donkey

>>150419542 (OP)
Why is there a Dutch flag in the OP?

>>150422910
yes, yes they are pretty good. just weird seeing them, and not rosenborg or molde being this good

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

adam idah is gonna get killed in glasgow

we can do it celtic bros!

Slow run-ups are like a guaranteed miss it feels.

someone pls score

Lmao

Holy shit what a based retard

lmao crossbar panenka

WAS THAT A REPLAY OF THE PREVIOUS PENALTY WTF IS GOING ON

>>150422895
I fucking called it

>>150422951
Celtic paid us NINE MILLION ENGLISH POUNDS for him

thank god kyogo left this shit club

Are they gonna score at all? :D

what the fuck are these penalties
WSL tier

>210 Minutes and 3 PENS
>210 Minutes and 3 PENS
>210 Minutes and 3 PENS

Go on, the femoid disrespectors might make CL

THEY'RE GONNA GIVE HIM THE GLASGOW SMILE LOOK

lets gooo

>>150422979
whoops, nevermind

n1 celtic kek

If i was a Rangers fan i would drive honking tru Glasgow rn

unironically there will riots in glasglow if celtic lose, all the police in scotland will be sent to the capital to minimize the damage

can kasper stop doing that faggy dance, and just save a pen instead

>>150422955
I can't remeber her name. Fantastic ass though

The Kazakh keeper unironically looks good so far, Celtic warmed him up nicely before the pens

>>150422952
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22calm%20down%22/country/NL/

HIS FATHER WAS A BIG MAN
BUT HE AIN'T HIM!

>LELTIC

CHRIST ALMATY

will this be the worse lose in celtic history

>>150423035
not that guy, but yummm

CELTIC BROS?

can't fucking breathe

Madrid will have to play in the Gulag

>LELTIC
>LELTIC
>LELTIC
>LELTIC
>LELTIC

>>150423040
top kek, lad

WTF REF IS GONNA GIVE A REPLAY??

What part of Kazakhstan are you from bros :^)

>>150423048
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Red_Imps_F.C._1%E2%80%930_Celtic_F.C.

THEY'VE DONE IT
THEY'VE GONE AND DONE IT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK SCOTTISH FOOTBALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Kyrgystan
Asian
>Turkmenistan
Asian
>Uzbekistan
Asian
>Tajikistan
Asian
>Kazakhstan
100% Aryan European and Greco-Roman ancestry, obviously

absolute bullshit
place belongs to Celtic. simple as.

I came here to laugh at Celtic.

The absolute STATE of Scottish football and Scotland in general

schmeicel looks like a fat retard
how is he still playing?

>LGTSS

LELTIC

KAIRAT ARE THROUGH WITH A KAIRATE SAVE

AND DOON GOES THE COEFFICIENT

1 game sure. over 2 matches... HOW??

>>150423060
even red imps are better than this team they just lost to to be fair

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOULL NEVER SING THAT

Fuck

>Celtic go into Europa
>these teams are all better than Kairat anyway

oh dear oh dear

What are Khazakh women like?

>>150423074
he grabbed his thigh every time after diving sorokin's penalty was totally saveable felt like a womens penalty

Graz CUM BAG

there's probably some decent players hiding in the steppe that you could pick up for cheap

how many will bayern score against kairat?

>>150423070
I found out through /int/ that there's a fair of WE WUZ in Kazakhstan regarding being blonde/blue eyed

BASED KARROT ALMIGHTY

>>150423091
Crusty

so it begins..

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I

>>150423074
Was funny the guy who flopped his panenka running over and laughing in his face just then after they won like Schmeichel did after the pen

>>150423106
another Kane hattrick for a cheap 100 million

thanks to Celtic some teams will have to travel 8000 km

sovl

>>150423106
karate are going all the way

>>150423131
honestly based

>>150423122
small price to pay for european glory

>>150423131
inshallah Santa Clara qualify for the Conference on Thursday

>>150423124
I'd spike some balls into her net

celtic has over 200 million saved up and refuses to buy players

Was hoping for 8 British clubs. Thanks a lot scotshit

>>150423155
>>150423155
>>150423155
>>150423155
>>150423155

>>150423163
I hope Santa Clara dies a horrible coefficient death

Temirlan Anarbekov.

so called unbiased commentary from the BBC, shame their favourite team lost to some sheep herders x

it's okay celtic bros
manure will get dominated by grimsby tomorrow!

grim

>>150423193
BBC always sides with British teams over non-British teams tbf

>>150423083
To be fair scottish football is shite and the kazaks were favorites and you're a retarded mutt nigger and i hope you die choking ont he next nigger dick you suck.

>>150423193
fucking disgrace

>>150423193
And it's on the nation

And it's on the SNP

And it's on Loch Ness Himself

And it's on Rab C. Nesbitt

You Let Your Country Down

>>150423203
Defending is easy. Attacking? Not so much.

>>150423107
istg i once read some article saying that ancient ancient turks had red hair

>>150421479
what's 900 metre height gonna do

Hamas' scottish branch lost Palestinebros...

>>150423163
>tfw no combination of Madeira, Canary Islands and Azores teams in Euro competitions for extra long flights

>>150423232
Hawk Tooie

>>150423193
>Tom English
>BBC Sport Scotland chief sportswriter

>>150423217
why the racism

How do we save Celtic Football Club?

>>150423124
corr

Celtic are OUT of the Champions League!

Celtic confirmed their spot in the league stage of the Europa League!

Celtic will likely be placed in Pot 2!

>>150423278
he is an int/cel

>at least 6 clubs will travel near the chinese border to play european football
LMFAO, based kazakhs

>>150423295
>Kairat coefficient: 5.500
>they would literally be the worst team in the entire Europa League, let alone the UCL

Next level embarrassment for Celtic

>>150423278
I sometimes jerk off at videos of brazilian monkeys getting beheaded, skinned alive or burned alive, i especially love it when it's the monkeywomen or your little favelado chimplets that take the brunt of the violent.
You are a subhuman ape your niggermutt race is more violent than spearchucking niggers, you have more trannies than america and thailand, more feminists than sweden and are more corrupt than saudi arabia, I wish every sinle vrazilian monkey starting from the newborns dies a slow and agonizing death

>>150423306
4
you get 4 home and 4 away
8 league phase games total

Celtic have really screwed some teams travel up with this lmao

>>150423344
ah right

>>150423345
If Celtic had won 4 other teams would have had screwed travel plans. It doesn't really change much

>>150423345
happened before anyway

>>150423344
Which big club will have to travel there kek

>>150423375
Paris

>5600 km from London
yikes
YIKES

>>150423390
6800*

>>150423289
Stop buying players from other SPL teams so they can actually be slightly less shit, league quality improves a touch so games against literal who FC in the CL won't feel like a sudden step up

Do you think they are playing this right now in the stadium ??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ftx-xwmEYQ

GET THE FUCK IN HERE. THEY ARE COPING HARD KEK>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIUbCRuWaQM

>England
6 teams
>Scotland
0 teams

>>150423428
they are really blaming this loss on not getting transfers

kairat who would be the worst team in the Europa League if they lost

previous CL group stage for a Kazachstan team
>2015/16 CL GS Atlético Madrid Esp FK Astana Kaz 4-0 0-0
>2015/16 CL GS FK Astana Kaz Galatasaray Tur 2-2 1-1
>2015/16 CL GS Benfica Por FK Astana Kaz 2-0 2-2

making homemade fries

>>150423040
>CHRIST ALMATY
Daily Record back page headline

>>150423460
what is this "group stage" you speak of Grandad?

>>150423453
england steals all the good scottish players, at one point rangers and celtic could've gone toe to toe with top 6 in the premier league. This is sad af

>>150419542 (OP)
hope everyone and you have a nice calm down today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow

>>150423473
>at one point rangers and celtic could've gone toe to toe with top 6 in the premier league
Literal decades ago

>>150423488
yeah early 2000s

>>150423472
shut the fuck up

>>150423479
I will, wise Dutchman.

>>150423464
nice

if az had been in the cl they probably would have been one of 4 to have to go to kazachstan; it happened four times before, once two seasons in a row

>Arne Engels
>Belgisch
What did Celtic mean by this

Halloumi bros, I kneel. The Pafos badge is sick!

>>150423596
good attempt at jinxing

>>150423596
HIS NAME WAS EVAGORAS !!

>>150423479
Be calm and centered like Chuddha

>>150423629
Hail Pallikarides!

Death to turkroaches and britfags!

greeks and turks are the same people

VGH.. The Alpine Meadows of Kazakhstan

based borat made it to the CL

CHIMPOUT

pafosbros...

ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER

Swampkikes and kies arethe same people and shouldboth be exterminated

Give Pafos your power

i don't think with-a-romanian-flag-poster is romanian tbdesu
>>150423808
nah

>the same people

Are Greeks Christian Turks or are Turks Muslim Greeks?

>>150423843
yes

pafos should have been at least 2 down

>>150423843
turks are christian greeks but really neither group is connected to ancient greeks.

the entity known as zanka is playing for bodo/glimt btw

Glimt is so bad on real turf...

wanted pafos to win tbqh

>>150423866
You are literally a nigger, ficking wop eggplant

>>150423843
>>150423866
rent free

>>150423785
Everyone that has a common ancestor, to any romanian, going back 10000 years, should be slowly gassed alive in the chamber of extreme pain

>>150423887
Is this /biathlon/?

>>150423923
Whole i agree, your sister.cousin started tongueing somali assholes by the age of 12

>cooling break
see even they need it
so calm down

Oh well

>>150423910
>>150423920
im too western european to be caught up in balkanigger beef. i like you all

>>150423935
It is. Can't wait for the winter.

>>150423295
The Europa League draw is on friday? Man i hope my Malmö will get an easy group hehe

>>150423959
I don't like shiotalians or western niggers, i could kill all of you if i could, especially the kids

>>150423978
Friday at 13:00 (I think)

>>150423959
>1940
Don't get too uppity wop. You remember what happened last time.

>>150423978
Malmø is shit though

>>150423907
is htis olympiacos?

>>150423978
werent you an aik supporter last week?

>>150423989
Nice. I think Europa League is underrated there are some really good teams in it.

>>150424001
he says he likes you friend

gwan Pafos scar sam facken gals

Why is pafos allowed to have a DEAD TERRORIST as there club badge?

i think the balkanoids itt are acting a bit too ethnic right now

>>150424030
Nah i just wanted them to increase our low coefficient. Otherwise they can fuck off.

>>150424010
No shit but I hope we can atleast win 1-2 matches this time.

>2nd ban ITT
I should start spamming gore and scat if you subhuman normalniggers

Why is the Sturm stadium so big and the fans so few?

>>150423959
Finna do this >>150424101 to the next shitalian wopmutt greasy garlic smelling balding rat i see

>>150424125
lost 5-0 last week innit

>>150424069
>there

>Bodo/Glimt
where the fuck did this team come from
Norwegian teams used to be farmers and now they've got Haaland, Odegaard, Sørloth, had a team in the Europa semi last season and are very likely going to the 2026 World Cup next year

10 years ago they were Estonia tier

>>150424125
Read it has a capacity of around 15.000 on internationel matches.

>>150424101
what makes you so angry all the time

>>150424094
Malmø is not a top 5 team if they played in the Norwegian league

>>150424144
FUCK enosis nigga

>>150424154
They have been ruling CoL and EL for a few years now

>>150424154
aryan genes....you wouldn't get it

>>150424154
>10 years ago they were Estonia tier

Why do people just ignore the fact Rosenborg has been widely successful

>>150424158
I've heard that Romanian youth worship gypsy hoodrat culture
I'd be pretty pissed off too

>>150424154
I remember them from the absolute KINO Roma matches, some bizarre out of nowhere Euro rivalry

daily reminder

KALOOOOOOOOOOOOO POLY KALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL

>>150424161
No offence but the only good team in your league is Bodö. MFF would be easy top 3..

kooltje hoor
beslissinkje hoor

>>150424154
Rosenborg was fantastic

PAFOS

Red star bros...

stop fighting, it's happening

PaFISTED

THERE IS ANOTHER GOAL IN THIS IT WILL BE SCORED BY OLYMPIACOS LEGEND ALEXANDER KATAI

LONG LIVE GREEK CYRPUS

van bommel-like last-minute defending by the red star players

he rolled back onto the field

JAJÁ ON YO ASS

>>150424247
my man Mark catching strays
what the fuck man

>>150424214
Nah bro. Sweden is behind now

>>150424244
but it's an independent cunt

knew kairat would go through. insane plot armour. but what that really refers to is the kazak national campaign to get a side into europe. it's a shame only third world countries can unite like that.

has there eve been any talk of turkish cypriot teams playing in the cypriot league (& therefore uefa competitions) ?

The Cyprus president is in the stadium

That might be the best special freekick goal i have ever seen

CHIMPOUT

watdekanker is dit nou weer

VAZELO PAFOS FANS ARE CHANTING AGAINST OLYMPIACOS!!!

MR ERDOGAN DESTROY CYPRUS MURDER GAYPRIOTS DECAPITATE THEIR CHILDREN

balkanegros really cant take a loss huh

It's a hologram
It's AI
It's magnets
It's impossible

>>150424262
I'd get behind that behind if you catch my drift

>>150424282
marinakis should invade cyprus this was a casus belli

>Kairat Almaty
>Pafos
>Bodö/Glimt
Real giants making it through, lmao.

>>150424260
well-deserved if i say so myself

kek based Pafos chanting against anchovies and their serbgypsy brothers

that offside trap is insane
imagine one guy sleeping on the job there

>pepe
>88
what did he mean by this

9:00
+4

what did ceferin mean by this?

>until they score!
>too shit to score
#JustSerbianThings

BASED PAFOS
FUCK BRITBONGS
FUCK TURKS
FUCK OLYMPIAKOS NIGGERS
FUCK SERBSHITS

Kek almost +9 minutes

>>150424345
>>150424382
trakobots are here

David Louis spotted

>>150424316
I know that feeling snifffff

>>150424329
we are fucking doing it memebros with KWABABAG VS ferencVARos we have 4 shithouse teams in the CL

glad that we won't have that punching bag of a club like Red Star in the CL again, they go 0-6 every fucking year for the past 10 years now.

le's see how they do in the EL

I'm Olympiakos and happy for Pafos
>Country > club

I think it's neat that a Cypriot team has made it into the Champions League.
:^)

>>150424425
blud thinks Limassol is in Greece

>>150423295
Pots doesnt matter anymore, every team still get another team from every pot

>>150424329
Chinese cars

>>150424382
>>150424345
instead of vazelofans focusing on kairat almaty knocking out the champions of scotland CELTIC and pafos knoocking out the champions of ukraine they resort to calling this an olympiacos loss or smth

Kino

How do we save Red Star Belgrad?

serbia coefficient suffering is good for our ranking

>>150424438
but you won't play 8 teams from the same pot will you
so pots do matter
why do retards like you keep saying pots don't matter

>>150424461
We just don't save them

p a f o s

>>150423295
How is Ferencvaros coefficient much higher than Steaua?

>fener qualifies tomorrow
>fener and pafos get drawn together in the UCL
Can this kino happen or UEFA prevents it?

>>150424517
It's kino only if it takes place in Limassol

>>150424500
Yes?

Couple of debutants in the Champions League this year:
>Union Saint-Gilloise (Belgium)
>Kairat (Kazakhstan)
>Bodo/Glimt (Norway)
>Pafos (Cyprus)
Notes:
- Tomorrows legs will see no debutants regardless who wins
- Kairat Almaty will be farthest ever away day for any fan.
Well done to all the fans of the teams who have qualified

>>150424541
Why?

>>150424488
Your OWN pot doesn't matter!

>>150424329
It's soul, you wouldn't get it.

>>150424573
t. aleksander ceferin

>>150424329
anything but bundeshitka shitters like stuttgart and neverkuzen

>>150424329
Having clubs from more countries is good

Snow and wind. Atificial turf. The consant sound of F35's borderig the Soviet border. Yeah it's gonna be fucking based.

>>150424517
I just chatgpt'd this btw and UEFA allows it

>>150424329
unlike before, when only champions played? because its champions league?

>>150424592
exactly, before 2024 it was like: "wooho we got just got into pot 2, now we will be one of the favourites in our group"
now its like: ....

>>150423089
Need to see them get pumped by go ahead eagles after lowballing them for their players all summer

4 random home 4 random away only thing is you can't play a team from the same country?

>>150424719
dont use chatgpt too blindly. I asked good question regarding coefficients and rankings but it gave me shit answers and i had to go into sites like kassiesa and do research myself

>>150423274
To make it worse he’s an Irishman who lives in Wales

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150424887
calm down

>>150424887
lmfao two israeli players on kairat aswell

Why don't the Swedes wanna play for Glimt? All the good danish love the club

>>150423887
This is why I love skiing.

>>150423190
Hero of Kazakhstan.

>>150425347
Thank u Kazakhstan friend. See u @ /biathlon/

Almost complete

>>150425421
Don't like snowboarders btw.

>>150424154
>They even got a literal YMCA club in their top flight
Based.

>>150423091
>>150423124
Bro these niggas are just Chinese muslims wtf?

>>150423959
>im too western european
boy slow down with your weak ass claims.

>>150426466
>>150426489
wigger or just brown?

>>150419581
Mourinho is a manager today in the sense he was a PE teacher once - it's a job, it pays the bills. Not that Lage is a genius or anything but Benfica has to win it

>>150425358
And rightfully so.

>>150425614
Qarabag
Brugge
Köpenhavn
Benfica

Heh.

>>150430623
>Benfica has to win it
the attitude equivalent of leading 2-0

>>150421805
geographical reasoning is that the Ural mountains are the border between europe and asia and kazakhstan has land west of the Urals and so is in europe and in asia. but kazaks wanted to be with russia for sports and so moved to UEFA.

>>150421890
parkhead is only 10 meters above sea level

>>150424161
Barely in the Swedish top five lmao

>>150431180
There isnt that big of a gap between the top teams and the bottom like it is in Denmark and Norway. Sure, Midtjylland, Köpenhamn and Bodö for the moment are better than Swedens best i would assume (Mjällby are not tested yet). But if you delete these 3 teams its pretty even with quality between Danish, Norwegian and Swedish leagues. Malmö is in a rough patch and right now Mjällby and (from a village of 600 people) GAIS are our best playing teams. We got Häcken and Malmö that get rack up coefficient points since league is fucked for them this year so i hope we go past Austria, Swiss and >Scotland in the coeffecient ranking and get 5 Europa spots. Norway should aim for 10th spot in the ranking which Czechia has, a massive spot, 1 team direct qualified for CL.

>>150419614
Hollerchud kneels to the GOAT Hennes

AEK LARNAKA VS BRANN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN QARABAG

>>150433853
They don't broadcast that one here, i rather watch a smooth CL play off game over a shitty 480p stream

is this where I can hang out and wait for MUG? I hear they are playing some team from a fishing village. I am guessing that means Norway.

>>150434165
and miss out on the KINO?

>>150434165
neither here im watching it on livetv860 me

>>150434240
the hungarians are working on a come back, that's the kino tonight
>>150434268
>shitty stream
yeah that's what i said

>>150434268
sport tuna for me. Fuck all the pay stream shit that you have to shell out for in Canada.

ITS OVER

bruh, really

>>150434301
you cant even pay to watch this in greece you can only watch it illegally

I swear these lines they draw, they just make them the fuck up to support their shit decisions

>>150434379
we have a bunch of shit like that. It is bullshit. They even have the rights for things and are like nah. We ain't showing that lol.

how do you say "it's over" in magyar?

>>150434395
I'm Trans

>>150434395
the goulash burned

a howler from larnaka goalie even though aek were playing better with 10 men

Riga looks lovely.

>Kazakhstan
>Azerbaijan (again)

What did UEFA mean by this?

>>150431119
I'm not saying there's no other outcome possible, I'm saying we're favorites and they better play like it. Or else...

>>150434576
it would be a disaster for beftica if the get knocked out by one of the three turkish wandering circuses

>>150434600
if the circus progresses will they spend big money on Man You Bomb Squad?

>>150434618
thats why zirkzee and hojlund havent been loaned out yet

>>150434600
I know, look at this XI composed of four Benfica rejects (maybe Rafa could've stayed)

>>150434752
they are gonna get battered by swiss league relegation fodder

>>150434752
not sure if the lone striker up front will do it.

Benfica - Fener lineups

>>150434835
just checked transfermarkt and the english patient(600 minutes total in 4 years) is their only center forward and not peripheral forward

>>150434865
Same lineup for us except Barreiro in for Florentino (who was sent off). Presses better and is more of a box to box although he's nowhere near as good at tackling. Inshallah Aktur is inspired today

Qarabag sisters...

>>150434906
JUST 3 MORE GOALS

>>150434865
does fener usually play christmas tree

>>150435098
brown and semedo play as wingbacks so it's more of a 3-5-2

How the fuck are these Greeks losing to a literal muffin?

>>150435226
they got a red card in the first half

>>150435142
ty, also i dont really watch turkish footy but why is livakovic such a big problem for fener?

>>150435243
true but they just look like they are offering nothing.

hung bros we are so back

>>150435226
bran is cereal

>>150434956
JUST 2 MORE

No no NOOOO you VILL fly out to Azerbaijin and Kazakhstan

>>150435274
for me its bran muffins. Here is a recipe from "Cynthia:"

1 and 1/2 cups (195g) whole wheat flour (spooned & leveled)
1 cup (52g) wheat bran
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 large egg, at room temperature
1/2 cup (170g) honey or pure maple syrup
1/3 cup (75g) coconut oil, melted
1/3 cup (80g) unsweetened applesauce, at room temperature
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 cup (240ml) nondairy milk* (or dairy milk), at room temperature
2/3 cup (about 100g) raisins

Bake at350 for 14-15 minutes in a muffin tin. Make sure to grease the pan well or they will stick. You can also use muffin wrappers as well. "Cynthia" recommends using coconut oil.

why do qarabaq keep playing in this chaotic cursed stadium the fans are like 1km away from the pitch

That was such a nice hit with the broadside of the foot

>>150435340
do people still think honey and any kind of syrup is healthier than sugar? most non pine tree honeys are made by feeding bees sugar

B R U G G E

>>150435262
he's just a mediocre keeper in a dysfunctional team so he gets made into a scapegoat, his alternatives are no better

This is what we will send as champions of Sweden next time btw

>>150435483
based

>>150435262
because tzolakis destroyed them a year ago

>>150435510
also trvke
any keeper pales in comparison to GOATakis

>>150435390
I think so because honey and syrup is equated with more natural and organic things like trees and bees whereas sugar is equated with fat fucks like me who are obsessed with chocolate.

What part of Azerbaijan and Kazakhstan are you from?

>>150435483
It has become the club basically of the countryside of this peninsula consisting of a few villages of the size of 500-1000 pop

>>150435483
why did you try to sell a heart disease patient to olympiacos?

>>150435542
Hokkaido

OH NO NO NO NO NO
FRADIBROS NOT LIKE THIS

>>150435536
that would be 40 million euros

>>150435542
Shymkent

>ferencvaros got a victory
unfortunate

>>150435545
Oh.. Manneh

Riga won on the night

We really are getting a kazakh and azeri team in the cl wow

>>150435544
Looks like a great place to stick about 10 to 20 thousand Somalis

>>150435624
he probably just has megalocardia like all professional athletes (who of course dope) it was just an excuse because he wanted an 800k contract

>>150434576
Woah i swear last time i checked the odds it was closer

brugge me up

>>150435672
This county/commune is the home commune of Jimmie Åkesson actually, still leader of the 2nd biggest swedish party, the civic nationalist / populist conservative Sweden Democrats.

Brugge - Rangers or Fck - Basel? What are you lads gonna watch?

>>150435710
The manager / sporting director have been also very firm that everyone they sell now will be loaned back for the remainder of this season, to win this league title

>>150435774
clubbing my brugge as we speak

>>150435787
olympiacos were okay with signing him in january

>>150435754
Is it true your prime minister asked AI on how to run the country

FUCK that was close

>>150435858
I must have missed that news but i see it now kek, but i really dont see the controversy, using AI as a slave that you dont really trust but that still can be of help seems ok.

Ogre

Goal Brugge!

>rangers
top kok

>>150435774
Waffles-Protestants on 1 monitor
Moortugal-Roaches on the other
Danish-Chocolates on the laptop

lel

>rangers
>can't defend
ironic isn't it

RANGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek red card Rangers now it's over.

>rangers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh no no no ahahah

>>150435908
oh no no no no

t*rks btfo

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>150436050
huh?

Fenerbros.....

Mourinho is asking for a VAR check

assist by, António João Pereira de Albuquerque Tavares da Silva

fener are jerking off their players in a desperate effort for extra energy

nice rigging desu

It took them ages to figure that out. Get more efficient ffs.

>>150436064
congrats kek

Come on Basel!!!!

What is up with Scottish clubs in euro cup competitions

keked by VAR

That was not offside, he only interfered when he was onside, he was only offside the miliseconds after the touch close to the goalline

Stupid nigger interfering. Pavlidis had that every day of the week.
At least Benfica are looking decent today, they were horrible in their last three game.

>>150436145
Get fucked.

>>150436189
there was a goal like that like a week ago in the epl and it counted

Dahl has actually been very good recently

>>150436196
but you miss the point and the reff too, at the first header he is onside, only after the ball touches the tip of the foot does interferance count, and there is no interference on the Fener defender or GK in those miliseconds. There is a new situation after the touch of the tip of the foot

>>150436210
which game

>>150436243
>>150436210
I think the goal was not given because of the absence of fast thinking/IQ of the reff to understand all the variables of what happened

Another Benfica offside goal

this fucking ref

Pace of this absolutely ruined by the slow reffing

it was offside not a foul

Reffball against Benfica

>>150436275
i dont remember but the ball went under the players legs while he was standing on the touchline

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING ROACHES AND FUCKING MOU

What the hell happened to Pavlidis? He was incredible towards the end of last season but he’s been aimlessly flailing about now for a good couple of games.

>>150436509
He's not a poacher, not at all. I would rather have him as a winger

2 - 0 Brugge

i think of rangers just pack up at half time, get a nice shower and hop on the plane it counts as a 4-0 loss which doesn't sound so bad

United are 2-0 down to Grimsby lmao

is this pavlidis guy tırrıkish by any chance?

kerem fucking fener once again

>>150436673
lol it's true

Solid goal. Well deserved.

>>150436693
I don't know but Mitro was

dis Barreiro boy zesty af, bet the Luxembourgianish are happy with him

KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM KEREM

>>150436673
WTF no way the manage to still the limelight even on a ch l night

>>150436673
kek
flying piggy on suicide watch

3 - 0 Brugge

>>150436673
just pin /mug/ already

4 - 0 Brugge

Ríos has been so disappointing so far...

lol rangers

Barreiro has been garbage, what the fuck was that.

Who gets the boot first: Russell Martin or Ruben Amorim?

5 - 0 Brugge

brugggge

>>150436950
Yeah I agree. He’s been way overrated by people only looking at his stats. He gives away possession too easily.

>lelcit
>lamegers

>>150436950
Your average international tournament shitter. Sorry bro no refunds

Idk whats the bigger surprise fenerbahce being this bad, man u getting blown out by a literal who club or rangers getting blown the absolute fuck out by brugge

Run it up flemish lads

>>150436693
they are romani mostly sinti who came here as freed people to work the fields and integrated

please dont "gentlemans agreement" the 2nd half, try getting 3-4 more

>Celtic BTFO by Khazakh sheep herders
>Rangers BTFO by Belgian waffle makers

what did the old firm mean by this?

hahahaha rangers getting BTFO

>>150437083
the funniest thing is them making of celtic because at least they retained their dignity by getting knocked out by a ch l side, only to get pummeled like this 24 hours later

>>150436950
overrated because he's handsome

>>150436950
surely we can get a refund
wonder what's palmeiras' refund policy

>>150437195
His teeth look fake as fuck. I guess his hairstyle is cool, a nice throwback

>>150437030
fener always been like this for at least 5-6 years. the days we could compete with portugal teams are in the past, it’s obvious that we can’t keep up with benfica now
we can still pull off something but dont let the mou hype deceive you, two teams never were in the same tier to begin with

just saw the two disallowed benfica goals
if this ref leaves lisboa alive just close the club

>rangers
Rofl

A genuinely dead footballing country.

>>150437261
Nah portugese clubs aren't out of our reach. I rember 18-19 UCL Galatasaray outplaying Porto but losing because no Gomis
YNR when turko kulups were uel contenders

>>150437030
Brugge is a really good team, them destroying rangers is no surprise

>>150437358
the sfa were dinosaurs 20 years ago, theyve got worse in that time. a hovel of a footballing nation.

Got damn it Basel..

YNR rangers making it to UEL final

>>150437463
AARON
RAMSEY

6 - 0 Brugge

KEK

Estadio da Luz has to be one of the best looking stadiums in all of football, will be great to attend next month.

mou finished

>>150437614
What are your plans anon?

>>150437328
vitoria masterclass he tied these giants around in a knot and outclassed russel martin tactically

Jhon Duran time

>>150437727
I’m half Portuguese so I’ll go to Braga where my grandma used to live, and then go to Lisbon for a week or two, and finally go visit some relatives in the south. I was supposed to move to Braga but then I broke up with my girlfriend who has an apartment in Braga.

WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7 WE WANT 7

Silva has been playing p well again thank God

Neyseri...

Seeing Rangers today and Celtic yesterday, I wonder what the UEFA ranking of Scotland will be in a couple of years...
>Captcha: G0H4N

>>150438226
casually plays a striker who can only score with his head onside

We need Ivanovic on for Pavlidis, Araújo on for Dahl and Schjelderup on for Barreiro

Schjeldrup masterclass is about to hit

ITS OVER FOR BASEL they had 10 players in copenhagen's box the whole 2nd half and didnt manage to make a shot on goal

mouball is inevitable
soon…

Why are there only wh*tes in the stands in Copenhagen? No Indians? No blacks? No arabs? Where is the diversity? Disgusting lack of diversity. This is why English stadiums are the best

talisca is inevitable

Isnt Köpenhavn part in the Rangers-HSV friendship ?

RED TALISCA

THATS A RED

Kwab

ta-ta-talisca protests mou??
uuuuu

Talisca could've been a great player, that's all I'll say

two silly yellow cards he got himself there

>>150438529
Parken is in Østerbro where mutts and immigrants dont go
they hang out in absolute droves in Nørrebro just a few kilometers away though

I'm on my way, benfiquistas

mourinho has a generational talent like duran duran who would be a starter in any eplel team and instead plays with the quintessential quaresma tier vagabond, in fact he was the only manager who thought quaresma could be an elite player

>Club Brugge 6 - 0 Rangers
>aggregate score: 9 - 1
>9-1
what did glasgow rangers mean by this

do not worry
the destiny will fulfill itself,
it is inevitable

nvm mou stinks

>>150438937
why not just disband the big three and let some minnows play in their place

it's fenerover

GRIMSBY

>Kazakhstan
>Norway
>Grimsby

>>150439953
successful 2 day funwatching all that remains is utter humiliation for the three greek minnows

new thread
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