Thread 150421648

I want to kill myself

someone check in on the gaylors

>>150421648 (OP)
You will never be Gronk.

>>150421648 (OP)
All it took was a semi illiterate man to put up with her

>>150421648 (OP)
Cringe

>>150421749
I would never marry a bimbo but I would definitely do some rumpy-pumpy with them

She’s not even that hot buddy

Someone's out of eggs.

>>150422254
Only a retard would marry someone because they're hot. She's attractive enough that pretty much any man would be happy to marry someone that looks like her. Now we don't know how insufferable she is to live with.

>>150421648 (OP)
It pisses me off that I found out about this through an alert on my fantasy football app

>>150422254
she looks like she's the one doing all the movements in bed, easy sex.

>>150422254
Oy bruv whatd you mean by that

>>150421648 (OP)
how about you turn on some of that faggy sleeping with sirens and actually kill yourself cunt

What's the over/under (years until divorce)

>>150422722
this one will last
they're both normies, just rich and famous
its like the some townie cheerleader and high school QB got married, just on a bigger scale

How long until a CTE-ridden Kelce drives off a cliff with her in the trunk?

>>150421648 (OP)
I told you all this would happen last year and you all just called me a faggot. Who's laughing now? Fucking retards.

>>150422886
Faggot

>>150422769
This

white trash

>>150422769
>>150423109
I give it 5 years tops. The HS QB & cheerleader trope is Al & Peg from Married with Children. Her fame massively overshadows his & she will choose that every time

>>150421749
it's only missing some QoS tattoos

In my country nobody knows who this is

>>150422568
not a chance, entitled women just lie there and expect the world

>>150422886
you said it would happen after the chefs won the owl

>>150421648 (OP)
This thread belongs on a gossiping website or forum for women.

>>150423216
In my country we regularly forget yours exists

>>150422722
Incoming untimely death to boost those record sales.

>>150421648 (OP)
If the Chiefs threepeated he would have proposed to her on the field after the game.

>>150423207
Swift's fame massively overshadows 99.9999% of all men, including other celebrities. If it was that important she'd just never get married. Kelce is still a 6'5, independently rich, charismatic Giga-Chad athlete. It's not the same as marrying the captain of the football team from her hometown who sells shoes now.

>>150423207
The divorce album would be legendary

>>150422686
She’s kind of a plain Jane, which isn’t bad but I’ve never understood some men’s obsession with her. Maybe because she’s famous and getting to fuck her grants you a privilege held by few other men

>>150424027
I've always liked the theory that she's an oldfag. She's enough of a weird girl that I can see it.

I wonder if she ever still comes here. She'd probably be on /mu/ these days, right?

>>150423216

Same, i can't name a single Taylor swift song, and I don't know anyone who can
She's nobody in Belgium/France

>>150424848
99% of oldfags including her are gone and will never return

>>150424963
>2011 are oldfags
Posting daily since 2006 here

>>150421648 (OP)
I can't wait for the moment it's called off and the Yasss Queen declares me aren't worth it. This has always been a PR endeavor. NFL benefited bigly from her mug on the screen anytime kelce touched the ball. It's over before it began. No amount of faggot kelce wearing a top hat or in funny clothing will tell us otherwise, it's all money and fame.

>>150425000
Based. God bless anon

This tells you everything you need to know.

>>150421648 (OP)
Russell Greer on suicide watch

>>150421648 (OP)
>your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married
Easily the cringiest thing I will read this year

>>150421648 (OP)
/sp/ sports??

>>150425000
Yeah man, same, posting regularly since 2015. Us oldfags gotta stick together

>>150424963
2004... still here :(

2009 is the absolute LATEST you can call yourself an oldfag, and thats pushing it. if you werent in by 2005 youre a casual.

>>150421648 (OP)
>I want to kill myself
me too but mainly because you posted this on a sports board

she seems like a bitch honestly

>2020+5
>Taylor Swift is engaged
>Millhouse still not a meme
>I'm still posting here

now watch this whore get pregnant at 45 and give birth to a mongoloid