Thread 150422724

NEWS:
Yotes are moving to Utah, per AP
>>150402508

taking my dad for a procedure today

>>150422724 (OP)
Fake and gay
Gary already debunked that rumour

saars what is the sharter fart update please saars

Reminder

>>150422845
Habs fans need their own tier for how neurotic they are.

>>150422845
Sunbelt bros...

>>150422845
made by a seething can'tadian you love to see it

>>150422746
What type of procedure?

>>150422791
I don’t trust that man

KWAB go Flames

Lebanon had their flag 20 years before Canada changed there’s

>>150422876
How is it wrong? Most passionate fans are in the north. It's like if someone made a tier list of the best fanbases in college football, it wouldn't be shocking if the top tier is just SEC schools.

>>150422836
Sharting and farting still banned in the nhl

>>150422746
hope he dies!

>>150422995
>there’s

next thread should be for the Flamiacs

>>150423212
The council of /hoc/ has banned all further Flames themed threads for the time being.

>>150423227
Why? We always asked for consent.

flamiacs is a code word for Flames Maniacs

>>150423227
sounds like someone who isnt invited to the real meetings of the people who run /hoc/. Very sad you would post this outloud in public so that everyone here now knows you have no idea what you are talking about. Very sad. It's not a good look, frankly it wasn't a good idea. Imagine going out on a ledge like this to spout such an obviously incorrect statement, only to now have to be told, outloud, that the people who run /hoc/, I mean really run /hoc/, think you are dweeb.

Flames run /hoc/. All threads are Flames threads. You may leave.

>>150422845
>Tier 5
everything checks out

>>150422845
When I lie on social media for engagement

Man, I could really go for a Flames thread, you know what I'm saying?

What is the official /hoc/ policy on Caniacs?

Will we finally escape this hell?

>>150422929
Rest easy, city of Phoenix
>Mr Bettman is on the scene and making the case for Desert Ice Hockey

>>150423346
aren't you the guy who was raped

>>150423307
Not reading a word of that

>>150422724 (OP)
Kate :)

>>150422845
>flyers tier 4
>blackhawks tier 4
>islanders tier 4
>golden knights tier 4

>kraken tier 2

xheattle dickgirls

>>150423195
Cute :3

god dammit I was really hoping that taylor swift would have dumped kelce and marry bedard instead

>>150423334
school shooter detected

>>150423469
She was aiming for Crosby for a while

>>150423493
crosby can't marry until his career is over because of his strict semen retention regimen

>>150423469
She's a fair-weather hockey fan anyway, but it's justifiable, being a famous musician

>>150423198
Shut the fuck up

>>150423522
lol that retard shit still cant draw a hand

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>muh Taylor Swift
Cole Sillinger fumbling Tate Mcrae should’ve gotten him kicked out of the league.

>>150423416
Didn't blackhawks have financial trouble before the mid 2010s

>>150423592
she should seduce celebrini

>>150423578
I still think background faces are its biggest failure

>>150423607
she's actually going for Dustin Wolf

>>150423585
R U L E
U
L
E

tswift seems like she would be a >rags girl

also seems like she would be one of those skinny girls with a kinda fat puffy pussy that jiggles a little bit when you slap it

1,227 days

>>150423621
We don't talk about puffy pussy on /hoc/.

double j discovered tay

>>150423621
>>150423644
>/hoc/ caught up in a vicious cat fight

Why are so many elite players from countries with very few players in total. Its like every country has at least one superstar even if the total number of nhl players from the country is like 10.

>>150423616
Cope hes spoken for

>>150423668
>finns
>elite

>>150423695
sami salo was the finnish macinnis

>>150423701
aatu raty is the finnish mcdavid and he sucks ass

>>150423701
finna ask my barber for the macinnis

we love Chris here

>>150423716
The islanders effect

>>150423776
cope we didn't even get a chance to ruin him he only played 12 games for us

>>150423774
she's off the market

>>150423668
True like Auston Matthews (Mexican)

>>150423836
Jen

>>150422746
congrats, what's her new name?

>>150423836
janny banned me for posting that for some reason kek

>>150422724 (OP)
>per AP

probably going to get some tendies tonight

why not make them? they are easy to make.

>Listen to my hockey opinion I am an adult who can't make chicken tenders

grim

/turnleft/ bros, the southern 500 is this Sunday

>>150424148
I dont think Elliotte Friedman can make tendies

>>150424148
but i can get 35 for $10 and thats my dinner for the next three days

>>150422845
>>150423416
problem?

yeah man let me just break out my deep fryer that I keep in my kitchen in my house

i got a $9 pizza from the grocery store today

/krak/ are original mountainchads
krak are based

Your Mother made me lunch

>>150424189
who listens to friedman for his hockey takes?
>>150424191
randyjeet please dont eat 35 chicken tenders if all it costs was $10

>>150423504
But by then he’ll be a leftover. His baby batter will be defective :(

what do you dip your tendies in?
me? sweet n' sour, plum, honey mustard, ketchup, mayo. in that order.

>>150424285
I like honey mustard the best

>>150424273
my sexiest years are still ahead of me
feels gud to be a man

>>150424261
why not theyre mine ima eat them

>>150424285
I like to douse my in franks xtra hot sauce

How will the Minny fans cope when Kaprizov is traded at the deadline?

>>150424332
quietly and without rejoinder

>>150424273
thats not even remotely true btw, sperm is viable till the male dies.

>>150423689
Everyone knows wolf is cute :3

>>150424372
Yes, older men are more likely to produce defective sperm, which is a well-documented phenomenon that increases with age, particularly after the age of 35 or 40. This age-related decline in sperm quality can manifest as decreased motility (ability to swim), abnormal morphology (shape), reduced semen volume, and significantly increased sperm DNA fragmentation. These changes can make it harder to conceive and may also increase the risk of adverse outcomes for the pregnancy and offspring, including certain developmental disorders.

>>150424285
Im a nandos peri peri chad myself

>>150423469
i wish she would make carter hart part of her harem

>>150424408
TIL all /hoc/ posters dads were 35+ when they were born

>>150422845
I'm not sure I agree with Oilers. Sure they have their core, but in the last years whatwith the draft luck and all, they seem to have blown up across rural Canada. A bandwagon is not a true fanbase. The rest of the tier 1 gets the honorary Swedish Win.

>>150424285
Me? What do I dip my tendies in? Well for me, if you asked me what I dip my tendies in, I’d say that well for me, I dip my tendies in Honey mustard or barbecue sauce, or Polynesian sauce if I’m at chic fil a, desu.

>>150424148
Growing up my mom got free meat from the butcher for some reason so we had lots of tendies

>>150424216
Based that’s a great deal! :)

>>150424471
Oh she was getting the meat alright

>>150424471
>for some reason

>>150424230
Mountain chads rise up!

>>150424503
Yeah, she sure was
plenty of tendies for everyone

>for some reason
oh boy

In kindergarten we did a field trip to the grocery store for some reason

bill daly isn't fit to take over as commissioner. it should be yzerman but he has to convert to judaism first

>>150424408
Crosby’s kid is so screwed

>>150424471
>>150424503
>>150424514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Ab278t7qQ
this is like

>chicken tendies
vs
>finger steaks
vs
>pork katsu

FIGHT!!!

when i was in elementary we went on two field trips. one to a farm where we learned to milk cows. i forget the udder one.

>>150424450
My dad was 50 when he had me :(

>>150424540
That’s basic but you were so young you probably enjoyed it

>>150424563
I told my coworker 10 word play jokes to make him laugh, but no pun in ten did.

>>150424563
Jen

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

>>150424451
Nah oilers have tons of fans that have stuck by the team since the gretzky days

I didn’t know comedy night was today :DDDD

>>150424627
JEN

did you hear the company that makes yardsticks aren't going to make them any longer?

>>150424563
based rascal

>>150424642
Yeah in Edmonton now they're everywhere I heard even kids in Calgary wear McDavid jerseys now. Sad!

>>150424652
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>In German Prisoner-of-War camps, escapes were a major problem, so they would try to break the prisoners’ spirits by making them do mindless things. In particular, they would make the prisoners stand in a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say, ‘tick tock tick tock.’

>Some prisoners, unable to escape or otherwise change their situation, chose a very subtle rebellion. They would do the head motions, but instead of ‘tick tock tick tock’, they would wait until the guards were further down the line and switch to ‘tick tick tick.’

>None of the guards noticed this was going on for many months, until finally, a young lieutenant was caught ticking by a senior SS Captain walking behind the line.

>The captain stopped the exercise, walked over, face-to-face with the young man, and “A rebel. Vell, don’t vorry, ve have vays of making you tock.’

>[Scene] CONNOR BEDARD is standing at the fragrance counter in Sears.

>BEDARD: Hello, I'd like some aftershave.

>SALESMAN: Certainly sir, walk this way please.

>BEDARD: If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave

A couple years ago during Covid this guy up in Minnesota decided to go on a sleep strike until vaccine laws were lifted or gathering laws were lifted or something like that. So anyway, he decided to go on a sleep strike, he wouldn’t sleep at all until those laws were repealed or whatever. To make sure he didn’t drive a car or handle machinery, the state police surrounded his house. This guy was ordering legal amphetamines and drugs like that to keep him awake and having them delivered to his house. Finally, after a few days of the sleep strike, the police in Minnesota decided that for the safety of him and his family, they should apprehend him. But due to state law, they had to technically arrest him to apprehend him. They ended up booking him for resisting a rest.

>>150424731
I don’t get it

>>150424750
>>150424772
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_this_way_(humor)

>>150424781
What's your favorite humor I'm having a bile kind of day

I get a chuckle from superstars getting terrorized
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJqaswC7vw&t=112s&pp=2AFwkAIB

>>150424748
That was so fucking stupid I got angry at how goddamn retarded it was. What a fucking shitty joke, yet very funny

>>150424796
my favourite comedian is steven wright
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBOXM_KNjDU

>>150424796
>Sardonicism is form of wit or humour, where being sardonic often involves expressing an uncomfortable truth in a clever and not necessarily malicious way, often with a degree of distrust or skepticism;[1] or behavior disdainfully, cynically humorous, frequently based on scornful mocking.[2][3] This gave birth to a literary genre emphasizing the behavior. [4]

>>150424781
I still don’t get it

>my favourite comedian
Here's Tom, with the weather, Tom?...

>>150424805
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kI1O3ocxaQE&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD

>>150424731
based
>>150424750
>>150424772
https://youtu.be/vZ7DGVBF5Ww?t=82

>>150424831
walk this way (way as in direction)
walk this way (way as in style)

>>150424840
>rush limbow reminds me of one of those gay guys who lets other guys piss on him


*cue laughter*

>>150424840
raped retard

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
>unicycles
feel free to add to the list

>>150424888
good post

>>150424888
which type of humor is this

Thinking about my hurricanes and how it’s travesty that rod brindamour isn’t in the hall of fame desu

gimme hoc me mama

>>150424748
If it was in Minnesota he probably got a few extra statutory rape charges on top

>>150424408
thats not remotely true.

t. geneticist

>>150424851
the yankee is having trouble with the walk part

>>150425034
Speaking of rape

>>150425055
JEN

dylan lost btw

Some people are so far behind in the race that they think they are winning

do you know who lost? >laffs. every single year since 1967 in fact.

>>150425079
>>150425093
JLMI islanders :(

>>150425113
why did you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

>>150425022
post diploma

>>150425164
I miss my doggy so much

>>150425113
Raped retard

I'm spending my afternoon with the boys guilt free watching TSN Overdrive.

Dallas Stars are the 2010s San Jose Sharks of the 2020s.

guy lafleur
is an incredibly based name

>>150425246
if trb knew how to read he'd be very upset right now

Did you read Sean Avery's new book?

>>150425246
photoshop

>xrb pulling out jlmi 1227 days too late
there's slow and then there's xrb slow

The Calgary Flames of the late 2020s are the Montreal Canadiens of the late 1970s

>>150425259
I'd be surprised if trb could name one single islanders player

>>150425293
the retard couldn't even spell gretzky's name, he probably couldn't name a single active player

Leafistan hasn't won a cup since 1993

>>150425261
nah I'm busy studying

>>150425313
Yet there are millions of Canadian names on the cup.

>>150425313
speaking of not winning, how about your loss on 4/17/22?

>>150425333
True my name is on the cup

>>150425261
>call out nhl players for dating your ex's
>get six game suspension
so gheigh

oh and https://youtu.be/koFs3__fMa8?si=-NnMPr8t-OgbSt-z&t=64

the devils forward group still isn't good enough

>>150425269
>photoshop
we AI now, gramps

Neither is their defence and goaltending

>>150423716
Still going three years later and that bust can't even make it on the cantpucks roster lol

>>150425368
>>150425375
Just like my Islanders...
>>

coaching and front office is questionable as well

>>150425390
kill all weebs

>>150422724 (OP)
damn kate bush is a hawks fan? big flex

>>150425380
Actually he is now our solution for 2C.

>>150422845
this is bait slop. any franchise can have passionate autismo fans. And they are all less autismo than Shannon

For me its shilling my shit team as if they are good

Watching last nights episode of Below Deck

Oilers are going to have a massive dropoff next season. It's over bros.

>>150425424
Shannon's passionate dedication to multiple teams pisses me off.

>>150425449
Jealous you're stuck with one shit team run by retards instead of three shit teams run by retards?

>>150425459
what teams are not run by retards outside of Florida?

Watching a video about baseball in japan and thinking about how good asians would be at hockey if they took it seriously

>>150425368
>>150425375
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but /hoc/ said the devlols are /playoffsbound/?????

Crazy that the entire nation state of Canada is owned by like 3 different companies. Canadians will seethe at this while sipping a Rogers Energy™ and snacking on some Scotiabank Gummybears®

>>150425494
It's the next big thing in Japan, but Gary will need to find more interested investors
It'll never grow the way the NHL grows and never will, however

mettiesjetties

>>150425528
>brought to you by Molson®

teams that will be worse next season
>lightning
>red wings
>senators
>bruins
>penguins
>capitals
>jets
>oilers

teams that will be better than last year
>ducks
>sharks
>blues
>utah
>panthers
>rangers
>devils

tegan and sarah are flameschads :)

>vpntard is back to his swedish flag
Think that gimmick was already declared dead on arrival last month

>>150425585
this is getting a based from me

>>150425537
why did you write bud1 on an exposed stud?

>>150425577
What key players did the Oilers lose?

any Our Sennies:) boys in the chat

>>150425585
Emma is a Habs chadette

>>150425528
All of my food is government issued.

>>150425637
gotta love that government cheese

>>150425632
Holy based
>>150425601
:)

copey won
bud won
the broship won

cracker barrel bros we won

>>150425674
simple facts

>>150425676
are they restoring the old logo?

i am sweedish and i love oilers
my favorite guys :
henrique number 19
nugent hopkins number 93

>>150425693
No, but apologized

>>150425708
Why do you not support Swedens team?

>>150425621
Perry, Arvidsson, Skinner, Brown. Oh but I forgot they have two 5'6 rookies that are going to score 200 points each.

>>150425738
I've been told that those players only scored their goals because of McDavid and Draisaitl feeding them, therefore those goals don't count

>>150425737
22+33=55
5 groups of tier1 hockey fans in canada
55/5=11
3 leafs in the canadian flag = 3 minutes = 180 seconds
11*180=1980
canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories
1980+13=1993

>>150425528
It's actually based to be run by chaebols

>>150425711
>>150425693
Yèah they are restoring the old logo

>>150425693
Caring about brand logos is hilarious cuckoldry

>>150425778
Everything should be good then and they almost certainly going to their 3rd consecutive final.

The CalGary Flames are a dynasty

>>150425816
Sauce

>>150425822
It's not like any of the top teams in the west got any better

>>150425817
For americans, old corporate logos is culture

>>150425841
You get all your news from here any ways buddy dont worry about it

>>150425816
based

>>150425804
imagine having 23% of your GDP comprised of a single company

>>150425528
Funny thing is one of the few competitors of rogers (shaw) got bought by rogers a few years ago

>>150425926
hahahaahah

Rumor in the rinks points to Lewiston, Maine, as possible site for QMJHL franchise. City had QMJHL team from 2003-10, playing out of the Colisee, capacity 4,000
>Hell Yeah return of the MAINEiacs!
>LEWISTON MAINEIACS RAAAAAAAH
[]

>>150425945
You probably get raped by comcast on a daily basis.

>>150425956
raped retard

>>150425957
>raped on a daily basis
reminds me of this guy >>150425956

>>150425956
is that you, Stephen King?
>your Sox are winning, sir

>>150425956
>CHL expansion right as the NCAA begins to rape them

hmm

Nothing unites /hoc/ more than hating trb

>>150425984
Shut

The

Fuck

Up

>>150425956
>https://usphl.com/lewiston-maineiacs-ncdc-2025-26/
neat

>>150425988
omar bubblin' kwab

GO FLAMES G-
ack

imagine being known as the guy who lost to stephen and was also raped by stephen

bud did not 1

trb1

bud won on Easter
bud won the governor race

>>150426121
why did you admit to being gay on that exposed stud?

>>150426121
flames keep winning

>>150426094
you bitch

they removed the cale makar shrine
how dare they

>>150426454
racism against calgarians

bring it back right NAO!

as if this ancient greybeard has any chance at all at making the team

>>150426715
What a retard

>>150426823
can't believe he's only 26

>>150426823
isles fleeced the avs

>>150426839
when

>>150426845
march 9th, 2025

Will the Avs be able to sign Necas or are they too poor still?

Can't fathom giving a shit if the avalanche will re-sign necas when the season hasnt even started yet

>>150427029
Player uncertainty is a valid concern.

>>150427029
I'm sorry, would you rather talk about namefags and imaginary "rapes"?

#TusksUp

>>150427073
who is posting with a name?

>>150427063
That guy only asked so he could start spamming "necas is signing with my flamesies" for the next 10 months.
>>150427073
Dont act like you contribute anything other than raped bitch spam.

>>150427029
Rantanen raped you, you stupid 35 softpusy fan and Necas is going to do the same thing this year

my name is bruce

>>150424562
Thoughts on your loss 2 bud1

>>150427176
bruce there it is!

lemme hear ya say wayooo

>Trunk Down!!
>Tusk Up!!
>That's The Way We Like To Puck

>>150424679
I hate cliffhangers

>>150427106
Okay vpntard

>>150427204
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

>>150427204
eat a fucking dick you retard

FACT:
Mitch is a massive butthurt pussy and a whiney bitch

>>150425390
You mean loli?

>>150427343
remember when dozen of anons celebrated mitch's birthday and nobody gave a fuck about yours?

>>150427343
aren't you the guy that was raped

Take a look at yourselves and your history
You all look like God damn nignogs to me.

Okay vpntard

>>150425390
That's what we called it in the 90s

>>150425971
He should write a story about a junior hockey team

>>150427673
Do they get to meet the Gunslinger or do they get killed by Pennywise?

>>150427775
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150427775
Pennywise wont kill them because they will have had a gangbang

thus, bud and mitch 1

>>150427919
>be rather rotund
>kevin wee

>>150427913
I remember I made an edit on this thing and three different people yelled at me for doing it wrong

thus, trb's bubblin' at bud's 1 continues

trb posting cowboys like he didn't lose a 1v1 with an unarmed burrito

>>150427919
>Clive burger
>on 17th avenue
based that's one the red mile

>>150428001
me on the left saluting the tits with a bottle of pepsi

Dustin Wolf regression campaign to a .901 sv% cap this

>>150428001
*on

bud + 1 = trb

>>150428038
I don't want to see the Carter Hart storyline again

>>150428038
Cope he didn't even go home this summer. Stayed in Calgary to train. Wolf is my goat

>>150428001
me on the left throwing up the horns \m/ \m/

thus, tbg equaleth trb

maineiacbros...

who is the worst goalie to ever win a cup?

>>150428282
almost stu

>>150428282
niemi

>>150428282
Roberto Luongo

>>150428282
dryden

>>150428282
Binnington, Niemi and Kuemper were all middle of the pack guys but yeah you'd probably have to go outside of this era to find someone either with horrible numbers, or someone who couldn't stay in the league

>>150428375
>Binnington
>middle of the pack

>>150428271
so if they're using Maineiacs for the NCDC squad, what are they gonna call their QJMHL team??

>>150428282
Binnington is the drizzling shits

>>150428397
the bUud1s

if Binner is shit, what does that say about team usa lol

>>150428282
Binnington

>>150428282
marc andre fleury. guy was sitting on the bench working the door while murray carried him to two cups.

>>150428474
cope he beat Detroit

not a single one of you dipshit geeks could break .100 % SV let alone .900

>>150428457
You guys are so elite that you don’t need a decent goalie

are the sabres good yet?

>>150428575
based ego death anon
I kneel

>>150428587
Good at what?

>>150428587
yes

>>150428271
Neat I’ll have to check it out the next time I see my old man

>>150428606
It's a rumor I've been having trouble confirming
>Maineiacs are def going to NCDC
>questionable on the QMJHL team

There's no vaccine for what's comes next

big update

lord strike me down

>>150428628
Get well soon Yvonne :(

>>150428575
Almost like my Oilyboys

>>150428628
I read "Yvonne died" at first.

>>150428598
I’ve already accepted that Crosby is winning gold in Milan. I only hope the us somehow wins bronze or silver

>>150428624
Will super Covid finally cause American society to collapse?

Why am I paying taxes if Crosby's not gonna reproduce

>>150428653
May the best team win burger bro
o7

San jose got their lease extended through 2050

>>150428602
water polo

>>150428665
easy to do when you're the only pro team left in town

>>150428653
It really all hinges on Binningtard

>>150428687
...san jose isnt oakland

>>150428701
>he forgot about the san jose stealth

>>150428659
Canada should force Crosby to reproduce with a pwhl star

>>150428738
they should force him to breed with our pwhl girl so /hoc/ can have a direct tie to Crosby Jr.

>some form of hockey news finally happens
>*crickets*

>>150428777
Like what

>>150428877
Wake me up when the new dome is done

>>150428877
bunch of fucking saps alright

>>150428877
How is this news

>>150429010
there were a lot of rumors of relocation for the Shorks

>>150428877
KWAB to both parties

>>150429034
not even one

>>150429034
Retard

>>150429123
>>150429095
You live under a rock?

>>150429010
garys desperate to protect his precious pet projects

>>150429144
I don’t follow shit teams

>>150429169
You dont follow anyone

the time is now

Ahh yessir

bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

>>150429339
Yeah

>>150429339
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHg

>>150429264
>laffs got worse
>vegas got worse

I love this timeline

>>150429467
my nuckies also got worse :(

>AI slop canucks image spammed again
nigger

>>150429492
been that way for a long time bitch

>>150429271
copey if i go to veyg ass to see a knighties game do you want to hang out and go to a buffet

Yvonne is gonna die, isn't she? She got her stomach removed and intestines moved around.

>>150429655
shes got a lot of stomach to go around

>>150429655
>got her stomach removed and intestines moved around.
She'll be fine. That happens to me on the daily.

>>150429655
she is an angel... angels belong in heaven...

>>150429675
pinocchio lookin ass

>>150429675
what's with that tube? do they only put that up one nostril now or something? or is that not a tube for breathing?

>and welcome back, my wife is in the hospital dying, but Gary is making me watch 16 games on a Tuesday.
>yep, Columbus vs Anaheim was a great game

>>150429686
a wife is temporary... but Gary is forever...

Too bad about the kids

>>150429878
isnt this the guy whos wife got heemed by some jeets?

>zero lightning res
>get clapped by a lightning dinosaur boss
idk what i expected

>>150429492
canadians don't have alot of talent or iq themselves so they use the AI

>>150429655
Sad

>>150430029
is this a bud twitter post reads like his prose

>>150430037
Noel's birthday goods arrived! I'll take good care of the Christmas ornament. Look at how cute the chestnut plushie is as well. Time to put away the card and cherish Noel's message

>>150430052
KWAB

>>150430052
>JVOEL has a dyke haircut now
oh boy

night flames nation and soon to be bandwagoners

>>150430052
>check put /hoc/ after not being here basically all summer
>this is the first thing i see
lmao

anons out there doing gods work

>>150430126
welcome back king.

>>150430107
goodnight fren
rest up

>>150422724 (OP)
kate runs this bitch

>>150429907
If I'd rip that head towel off would he die?

>>150430227
retard

>>150429264
On a scale of ha to hahahahahahahahahaha how embarrassing/demeaning is Tavares’ contract extension

Do players every coordinate so they all get max money
>marner you should go to vegas so we can all get paid in toronto, win-win

>>150430301
Retard

their is literally nothing wrong with being retarded

mitch is gonna win bigly

>>150430317
except if your retarded

>>150430331
lol i sea what you did

think i've had too many beers for this boss fight

nvm got his ass KWAB

>>150430276
good morning saar!

>>150430317
Wrong

>>150430317
This /hoc/ is a safe space for the retarded

>>150430357
What's wrong with it

>>150430107
cope i’m going to bandwagon the sharks

>>150430317
>their
You see Anon, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the doughnuts". Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their doughnut". Then finally there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're...they're the doughnut people". Got it?

jedi mind tricks

ill bill non phixion

NECRODAMAS HIP HOP PSYCHIC BRING YOU THE NEXT SHIT

fuck vinnie paz

Autism about proper "there"s is the easiest way to detect ESLs

>>150430422
bud that was the joke

>>150430422
kek retard

>>150430491
>heh, i only pretendeded to be reterted

>>150430510
we don't narrate ourselves here

/hoc/ is so shit now. Need some high t posters to drive out this gay shit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7pAMK2p-HIY&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD

is it a penalty to stop in front of goalie and shoot snow at his face?

5 am marner arriving right on schedule

>>150430535
Depends if the refs are on their periods or not

>>150430535
If the refs are bitches it can be a goalie interference or unsportsmanlike conduct

>>150430545
oh you must be the anon that's been gone all summer. we don't call those that now here.

>>150430527
>clean hit
>hur dur fight me
>no
Romanov cracks me up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EXmqprwns&t=25

>>150425320
Studying what and for what

it's raining

>>150430696
men, hallelujah

Da Blackhawks

Fuck youtube sucks now. Any video I click it's either Ai voice or some gay british accent

>>150431413
Its curated to your tastes

>>150430696
It’ll rain on Friday

>>150430527
>mobile
>high t

>>150431432
>sitting at a desk alone and not in bed with a woman
Low t take

>>150431477
>in bed with a woman
>still obsessed with /hoc/
virgin take

>>150431485
>talking to a woman after sex
You have to be 18 to post here

Gorgeous

https://youtu.be/As8AnqcVam4

>>150422724 (OP)
what a cutie, good taste OP

>>150431644
what a cutie, good taste Zapdos Hungryman

still waiting for bedard to marry a pop princess

did one of the most disgusting nicolas roys in the history of mankind

>>150430301
Kaprizov and Eichel are waiting for McDavid to sign his extension

>>150431957
eichel won copey won

>>150430603
Portfolio measurement right now for my level 3 CFA exam. This time I’m passing :)

>>150431893
Most mentally sane Taylor Swift fan.

cool it with the anti pop whore remarks

>>150431957
Oh no he doesn't sign it he has a choice of either Toronto or the rags what a wonderful free agency choice fuck the NHL

Cuplet McShitbust

>>150422724 (OP)
how do I get into kate bush

>>150431893
Bedard will become an incel the second he becomes bald. Crosby is more likely to date a star

>>150432241
just sit back and enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

>>150431893
>christian upper class white girl
>wasnt gonna marry a prince
this girl is out of touch with reality

FLAMES RULE (Taylor's Version)

>>150432449
SHES FUCKING QUEER OKAY!?
go flames

Serenity now, serenity now!!

>>150432449
Of course she married a jock

Dustin Wolf is going to marry Shania in the ring just like Macho Man and Elizabeth

I just gave a squirle a peenut and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate like that!! Haha #crazy

>>150432705
You could say he went a bit... nutty

>>150432705
based squirrel getting the green light

I forgot that jimmy vesey went to Switzerland

The year is 2030

The Florida Panthers have won another two cups

Calgary hasn't made the playoffs since

Somewhere a fumes fan continues to insist that huberdeau will break out again

The year is 2030

Bud has won for 2997 consecutive days

TRB hasn't had a single victory since

Somewhere Omar continues to insist that TRB didn't lose

The year is 2027

It's a time of great innovations and technological advancements.

It's also a time of chaos and conspiracy

The year is 2025

Everyone on /hoc/ is retarded and schizo

>>150433254
gay too

>>150433254
>>150433270
yeah? and? point being?

>>150433270
>>150433254
So no different than today

i'd marry a learjet
better than being alone

Stanley Pup is on, fyi.

This ruffaree is blind.

Emergency Marner before the flight

On a time crunch boots

>>150432705
my dog killed a squirrel several hours ago. disgusting creatures. Like utah fans.

>>150433037
kek thats a good one

>>150429907
lol you know you are dealing with numale dweebwimps when you can play hockey without gloves. I'd break every finger on these guys hands with my stick if I saw that shit.

>>150432559
why? Wolf is a pimp he doesn't need to marry old ass alligator skin pussy grandmas dog

>>150432086
bankers and the banker adjacent should be brutally attacked in public, ideally in front of their loved ones.

>>150433902
you'd be kind of useless as a banker then eh

>>150433902
But I need the money. If I were smart I’d be a dentist

lmao why dont they have gloves on?

>>150433886
because she loves him

>>150434065
Wolf don't love these hoes dawg.

Its awful Conroy is fumbling his extension so hard. Do you think he goes to the Rangers?

>>150434041
if you were smart and business inclined you'd sell coke. All my investments are handled by my coke dealer.

This Stanley Pup is a real dogfight.

>>150434042
they figured putting a sheet down on the floor was good enough

Where is it?

new
>>150434112