Thread 150424351

wrath of god edition

suns v dons sometime tonight
then season has come to a merciful close if you are a bottom 10 team, never looked more forward to the footy being done for the year

would love it if someone can post the pic of cyclone alfred but someone edited a pic of GAJ into it and called it cyclone /alf/red

After tonight, I am free from this shit

powah

We are all in this thread now
>>150425084

feel much better than yesterday thanks to meditating instead of gooning/masturbating before bed

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150431332
Oh yea? Which team do you support then, "mate"?

Are you tough enough to fuck another bloke? Yeah thought not so shut the fuck up about Mitch Brown you faggot.

>>150431340
>>150431340
they stand for getting belted weekly

>>150431346
There's nothing more masculine than fucking another bloke. You're not a man until you've had a man.

Is this the least interesting week 1 of finals ever?

dumb black andrew

chimp out

>>150431361
trip on RC

>>150431364
sums up the season really

>>150431361
I disagree. The most masculine thing would be a man cumming in a woman.

bro shut the fuck up oh my god you are annoying

>>150431346
>>150431361
Is it manly to fuck an FtM?

>>150431381
It's an interesting discussion

>100+ belting to end the season
KINO

>Bevo was relying on Bombers to win to make finals
Kek. Literally the worst coach in the league.

Shiel has looked good

take it to /hm/ mate

>>150431355
what team is likely to win a finals match first, Essendon or Carlton?

shakira shakira

Gold Coast
>First finals
>Home gound
>want momentum
>Good form

Essendon
>Perpetually out of finals
>Interstate
>Don't give a shit at this point
>12 game losing streak

I'm surprised the margin isn't higher desu

If you live in Essendon your life is pretty good

>jy farrar
retarded name

gc really wanted to avoid gws

>>150431442
Essendon has like 19 players out of contract. A lot of players playing for their career.

>>150431443
Neeeeeoooww

1oomers

yikes

>>150431455
>12 game losing streak
Yeah clearly it's lit a spark

so which teams have lost by 100+ this season?

suns are just a slightly better dogs, only good at demolishing bad teams

>>150431467
North (101) against Geelong is the only one for the season.

imagine a vietnamese football league where every 2nd player is named nguyen

>>150431475
That was you talking about fucking a prozzie on your birthday wasn't it Mr Fatcat?

>>150431488
Of course.

calling the brownlow 'charlie' gives me the ick

>>150431496
same
i refuse to believe anyone outside of the afl inner circle call it that. you won't hear everyone asking who's gonna win the Charlie. it's completely inorganic

>>150431475
>>150431491
Geelong are going to win the flag this year

>>150431364
cats vs lions at the g is shaping up as an intriguing matchup

tommorow

>16,000 crowd
Crisp.

>>150431511
GADGE

So who's winning the Charlie this year?

Now that the AFL has solved homophobia, is it time to set more reasonable penalties for homophobic slurs?

>awards night same night as legends game
why are the afl so incompetent

>>150431529
The AFL has never been run better.

>>150431533
all me

bulldogs should have played better and won more games. this is in essence why they aren't playing finals

>>150431533
Da fuck is AFizzLe?

>>150431533
What was their proposed solution for the rescheduling of GC vs Ess?

who's better dogs or suns
it's hard but i think suns even though both are just flat track bullies

>>150431529
the aflw needs free air okay!!!???

>>150431549
Dogs by a nose.

>every disposal is a shot at goal
>0 tackles
not sure about this one 2bh

>>150431549
Dogs by a hair.

>>150431542
They didn't even need to win more games. Just needed to lose fewer.

the suns just won their grand final lmao

>no qt suns gf
IT'S SO OVER

wow they're cheering like they won the premiership

Imagine if they win the hip...

and respected by our foes

I would like to see a gws vs gc grand final.

The Suns are legit dangerous this year

suns players are gonna get more lit than essendons mad monday

what are the odds that Mitch Brown's 'bisexuality' boils down to him just fucking ladyboys in the off-season

>>150431588
hawks will probably kill gws
maybe

Three word analysis of the Dosn season:

>>150431597
i always wonder if they just get horny watching tranny porn like we all do but have main character syndrome and turn it into them being bisexual

>>150431603
FLY UP UP

>>150431604
Sounds like they're just more self-aware.

>>150431603
soft tissue hell

melbourne (I call it smellbourne) apparently has 9 footy clubs? but only two in the finals?

>adelaide vs collingwood
kino
>geelong vs brisbane
ultra kino
>giants vs hawks
shan't
>freo vs suns
meh

rate my preseason ladder prediction out of 10

>geelong, collingwood and hawthorn the best victorian clubs
based early 2010s

>>150431620
ROYAL COMMISSION NOW

the universes should bend to my whim and the finals fixutre should be released

>>150431625
freo v suns could be wild as long as they both show up @ 100%
Rowell and Anderson could easily bully little serong and brayshaw if Witts can split the ruck

>>150431628
Honestly very good, nailed the interstate domination

>>150431639
Rowell will probably have Young go to him.

I hope Gold Coast embarrass freo

>>150431511
light always shines a little brighter off that head

>>150431603
end the pain

What would it take for Geelong to get a real home final?

suns will fold in front of a sold out optus because they are /weakmind/

>>150431665
Dildo to be kidnapped and it be the ransom condition

Who wins?

>>150431665
they build out kardinia park to 65k

>>150431662
fred + away teams

who makes it to the big dance?

>>150431640
apparently it was a B+

crisp

>>150431685
>ENGIE Stadium
>Capacity: 23,500
C'mon, man!

>>150431676
this
60k purple spastics will be screaming at the suns and i will be one of them

>>150431699
based fredcunt

>>150431665
Final against Gold Coast or GWS in a week where there was another Melbourne team playing an MCG final.

>>150431692
>>150431682
Sniffing a Snoop Dog triple special in the last two months between these two teams that have varying views on political issues surrounding our culture and society

>>150431662
appreciate the effort. but brown ain't it. the 'finals week' serif font is weak & cheesy too.

I do like the white shadow effect, but i'd tone it down to 20% opacity and put it on a 130° angle

>Fox calling the finals for the first time
thank fuck

>>150431717
well tell that to triple m
https://x.com/triplemfooty/status/1960676250348847496

I have been sleeping like shit lately
what are they doing to me?

>>150431742
Cell phone radiation.

>>150431710
like the way you think, but >we will lose against either collingwood or geelong in the final

>>150431710
crom won't make it past bane or geelong

their only hope is bane get straight setted by fred and then pies/giants/hawks take out the catters, or vice versa

genuinely feels wrong to see the gold coast logo in finals graphics

like some kind of alternate universe

>>150431805
It will only be there for one week.

Alright lads lets all take a break and come back fresh for finals

>>150431824
Hahahahahah

i am looking forward to the match between adelaide and collingwood the most out of the matchups in week one

tipping a pies hawks gf

wish i had a gf

>>150431853
for me it's bris gee > adel coll > gws haw > fred gcs but most of these look good, hopefully it's a good series
last year had some great games

>>150431888
Can not see Hawks winning four on the trot including what could be back to back games against Crows and Lions.

bane are unstoppable if all of their stars hit form in the finals, plus they're getting neale back

rayner, bailey, lohmann, mccluggage will arserape geelong/pies defence

and crom midfield can't go with the neale, dunkley, mccluggage, ashcroft combo

GOOD MORNING ALF
*turns your light on*
*pulls your bed sheets off*

iggs

>>150431533
Gil would never

Up and at 'em

first beer of the day

I’m an iggsexual

Good morning alf. My pet jeet went back to sri lanka for a few weeks so I can't just palm all my work off to him. Wish me luck.

Todays the day!!!! I buy macca's.

>>150424351 (OP)
it's laughable how GAJ isn't unanimously considered to be the greatest modern day player

Now that Nathan Brown has opened up about his sexuality will Quaynor, Elliot, Daicos and Moore be brave enough to be the first openly gay players in the league?

I can save her
https://youtu.be/drlh0B2JbY4?si=sQy9j_-we4gvNg0I

>>150442519
prime judd > gaj

>>150442579
Judd's prime was only 3 years and his wife is a whore

>>150442645
Not an argument.

Good morning alf

>>150432281
Yeah the crows midfield didnt go with Brisbane last time they played and crows managed to win. Crows midfield didn't go with Collingwood last time they played and managed to win. Crows strength is its extremely potent forward line and rock solid defence. Other teams can beat them up in the middle but if they can't score and crows can then it means nothing.

>>150442683
yeah okay, eddie betts is the greatest because he had some 10 second peaks that were better than the average of GAJ's career
retard

>>150442766
oh so now we are moving the goal posts on sample size and cyril was better than eddie no matter how long he played

>>150442519
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>150442801
no, you opened a can of worms with your "peak" bullshit
how long does a peak have to be for it to be a peak? or are we all at the whim of your arbitrary retardation?

What should we watch tonight?
>Legends game
OR
>AFL Awards

"sir a Catholic school was shot up."

The media: "We stand with the Jewish community in their time of need"

>>150442854
the answer, as ever, is gaj

>>150442848
I said prime not peak. If you can't tell iggs Judd was better than gaj at his best I don't know what to tell you.

>>150442912
I disagree

>>150442924
Looks it's ok to say you weren't old enough to remember prime Judd.

>>150442912
>prime not peak
his prime was his peak you spastic, they're synonyms
GAJ's career mogs Judd's career

>>150442968
depends how you define a career if going up to gold coast to farm cheapies and take up half the salary cap is your definition of a good career then ok

>>150431538
>its her queendom
>please respect her rule

It's tough being a Chosen One but I guess this is Gods plan.

>>150443340
bit in this

dosn prelim final 2026

Bullshit

iggs

>>150443551
Fuck!!!!!! What do we do???

If you eat Domino's you deserve to be screwed over. Have some self respect and eat a decent pizza

>>150443618
It's cheap

>>150442912
I watched both. Judd was more able to be shut out of games by taggers while Ablett was virtually untaggable.

>>150443551
haven't had a dominos pizza in years
unbelievable how much salt they put in them
i feel like i'm instantly dehydrated and then fanging for water for the next 24 hours

>>150443650
bozo

>>150443650
in 2005 (the year after he won the brownlow), he had 10 games where he 20 or less touches including the famous steven baker shutdown job
GAJ would never

>>150443650
>>150443707
So true

GAJ > Judd
Sorry iggs bros

Yes being in a midfield with kerr, cousins and fletcher means you aren't going to be a selfish prick and seagull farming possessions guess that's why Judd won a premiership with the iggs and gaj didn't win shit after he moved to gold coast.

>>150443775
i'm now reminiscing on all those finals and flags judd won at carlton

>>150443551
would never pay money for that slop myself
i'm now making my own dough at home because cheap pizza is dogshit and the good pizza places are fucking expensive

>>150443498
kek you never learn based monke

>>150443822
GOTTEM

>>150443822
You love to change the goal posts don't you I'm talking prime Judd remember? Not post osteitis pubis Judd.

>>150442579
never rated judd half his kicks were shithouse and the focus carlton put on playing their games around him detracted heavily from their overall performance. someone like heeney rowell or bont are heaps better

iggers = deluded homosexuals

>>150431603
sack brad scott
>>150431665
mcg hosting the other three matches in the first week of the finals

pozztorian's have bad judgement on football?? Colour me surprised.

Just head about Manchester United.
Even the iggs arent that embarrassing

>>150443882
So? OP Judd is still Judd. It's too bad if he got injured. You can't just be like >NOOO IT DOESN"T COUNTTTT

>>150443882
Gaj fucked his shoulder and still dominated

reminder that hawthorn have reached the apex of their lists potential and are unable to progress to the next step, therefore mitchell relies on abusing rules and acting for frees to get a competitive edge

Yeah gaj was good at receiving hand balls judd actually turned into an in and under beast at carlton it's just silvagni was list manager at the time and wasted all their top 10 picks on duds
Although Carlton lost he judd trade i'm sure they'd be much happier if they kept Josh Kennedy but it probably wouldn't have mattered given how they've gone with Kernow and Mckay.

Carlton only improved after they forced silvagni out of the club.

Play the Mitch Brown interview as the grand final entertainment

>>150444051
Curnow is leaving and McKay sucks

>>150444096
are carlton, dosn and saints cursed?

>>150444170
Saints are cursed yes.
Carlton are getting cosmic justice for buying premierships with under the table money and brown paper bags in the 80s and 90s.
And bummers? I think they just plain suck. Honestly inexcusable that they only won 1 flag with the team they had in 2000. Can't figure out why they have been bad ever since.

>>150444213
bummers were fucked by having sheedy on the board for ages and dodoro as list manager

who playing tonight?

>can you smell what the blues are cooking
what did they mean by this?

Crazy how cripps had the greatest season of all time last year.

Captcha: hvhGAJ

>>150444338
It means the blues need to: Shut their mouth, Know their role, Send all the jabronis at the club packing, trade for draft picks, turn Silvagni sideways and give him a boot straight up his candy ass

>>150444213
>Can't figure out why they have been bad ever since.
Like the current iggs, they hung onto so many spuds for far too long. Some of the spuds the dons had throughout the 00s that were on the list for 5+ years or played 100+ games was criminal. They needed to be more aggressive with cutting players and bottoming out. On the rare instances they did bottom out, they picked up duds like Gumbleton and Dempsey with their first round picks. To circle back to my original point, Gumbleton was on the list for 7 years when it was clear he was never going to make it with his injury woes, and Dempsey played 130+ games without a single brownlow vote before being delisted.

>>150444474
>They needed to be more aggressive with cutting players and bottoming out
Reckon west coast know a thing or two about "bottoming out"

Fiending for a skitzo conspiracy video like the one where the guy thinks all the architecture in Zurich is pharonic and pharoe's took over switzerland after the fall of the egyptian empire.

https://www.worksafe.vic.gov.au/prosecution-result-summaries-enforceable-undertakings

the newest one is insane kek

>>150444606
based found the cunt
https://rumble.com/v1x6hw6-dr.-sean-hross-under-surveillance-by-drones-discovered-by-dr-katherine-hort.html?e9s=src_v1_s%2Csrc_v1_s_o

>>150444606
i love that shit. i watched one where he sperged out about a symbol on a plastic tv dinner tray for a good 30 minutes.
>OCT-TO-GONE
>IT'S PHARONIC

>>150444822
Yeah skitzo's are the best. In this vid >>150444776 he's saying he's being surveilled by tiny drones disguised as insects.

>>150444690
you might have a problem

The AFL MUST replace Snoop Dogg.

No footy tonight, anyone up for some fun? Haha just like kissing and someone fucks my arse if they want? Don’t have to but if things progress there then I’m open to it? Or I can suck you dry haha nothing gay but

>>150444955
crisp igger

>>150444955
Go west coast btw

>>150444955
based IQ

>>150444855
this is one of my favourites where he founds this weird fucking ornament on someone's front porch of a reptile alien looking thing crawling out the back of a person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sggnulO33Ks
also just seen he's done a +2 hour stream with roseanne barr kek.

weird how faggotposting never gets deleted nor the posters banned

must be brutal being an ugly girl

>>150444690
Kek

>>150445093
weird how a website that apparently has gays has more than one board for gay shit but still has a global rule against posting mlp outside of /mlp/ even though that boards been dead for years
almost like this entire website has been compromised

>>150445079
based roseanne is a real one i'll watch that vid later
also he might not be far off since they recently found out that some pharaoh was pretty much 99% white after they did a genetic test so maybe they did move into switzerland

weird how *insert retarded statement here*

He'll get revved if you keep it up.

can't stop noticing

I wanna watch a dumb anime any suggestions something sifi and or mecha?

>>150445453
>>150445463
applied for wet on wellington yet mate

>>150445410
>apparently has gays
meant apparently hates gays

>>150445453
kek

sa customers am I reading this correctly, that the legends game tonight will be half hour delayed broadcast...? wtf

>>150445861
>The broadcast will begin at 7pm (AEST), and 7pm local time in all states. The match will begin at 7:30pm (AEST).

why are the legends game and awards night on the same fucken night anyway

IF you watch the legends game...
THEN you need to re-evaluate your worthless life

>>150445904
Yeah who the fuck booked that?

>>150444776
>>150445079
>pharaohstocracy

kek

such a convoluted conspiracy when its just the jews

the abc just called the Minneapolois Church shooter a gunman. A gunMAN. It's gunMA'AM!

>Charlie Curnow had his exit meeting at @CarltonFC today. He raised the prospect of a trade but it was immediately shut down
kek

>>150446173
Curnow is saying come with me boys leave Carlton for somewhere better.

>>150424351 (OP)
Every dog has its day
Better luck next year!!

>>150442519
Because his dad is antivaxx or something

>>150446439
wtf based

>>150431603
See the bombers

>>150446485
islamophobia shan't be tolerated

>>150446510
no I mean bombing like in front of a crowd no wait I mean like bombing where everything falls apart no fuck I mean I mean

>>150446510
no but steven caliphate iykwim haha

>>150431603
five dancing israelis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zwjBKUJ_CE

gazza for nuffin

>>150446733
and your kicks for 50 metre free iykwim haha

What hath man wrought

Have you heard about Bunnings Tradio
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2na8MXRHBWOZLqeT4GNyxG

Day 0 nofap

>>150446822
gotta start somewhere

>>150446796
yeah but i don't have a tradio licence to tune into that m3u8 iykwim haha

>>150446788
so they're cheezel flavoured corn chips? or corn flavoured cheezels?
fuck is the point

>>150446788
Can you get these at aldi?

>>150446822
>>150446832
the first step is always the hardest

bulldogs have had the most disappointing season to not make finals it's a disgrace id be fucking ashamed of them if i was a supporter

that team is good enough to be playing finals and they're just fucking shit

ROUND ONE
1 West Coast
2 Richmond
3 Richmond (tied to North Melbourne)
4 Essendon
5 Essendon > (tied to Melbourne) (lmao)
6 Gold Coast >(tied to Port Adelaide) (lmao)
7 St Kilda
8 Hawthorn > (tied to Carlton) (lmao)
9 Sydney
10 Western Bulldogs
11 West Coast (tied to Hawthorn)
12 Gold Coast
13 Fremantle
14 GWS
15 Gold Coast (tied to Collingwood)
16 Brisbane
17 Geelong
18 Adelaide

Marnie Vinall is doing an AMA on reddit next week, do you think she’ll respond to me demanding that she let me eat her pussy?

being gay is not okay

but being bisexual is okay tbqh

>>150443551
>people unironically eat dominos slop

grim

>>150446930
grow up

Why do you guys expect me to know who these people are?

>>150446912
bit pointless before all the compo picks are handed out

weird how reddit keeps getting talked about in here lately

>>150446912
band 1 compo mate

>>150446733
>See the little master with the gather and the clearance
>Yeah, buddy, he's got no damn hair
>That little master got his own damn sherrin
>That little master, he's a millionaire

>>150446890
Does anyone have that info graph showing the Top 9 winrate against Top 9 teams?

>>150447057
>the little master
based clive churchill chad

I've come to realise a lot of people like the off field shit of footy like trades, drafting, betting, fantasy, scandals etc... more than they do footy itself.

>>150447099
crisp me'za
footy on field sucks now tbqhwy

>>150447137
based TradeDraft

I have done this since forever. Put music on and doing breathwork. Some of the most imaginative ideas I have ever had, start to be generated by themselves 15 minutes in the breathwork.

I use a technique no else uses, and at the start I was trying to emulate fighters being hit in the stomach. It had occured to me that fighters have generally more triangular upper bodies than other types of athletes. It turns out, that organs in the belly aggregate fat around them, and being hit in the stomach discombobulates the fat particles. I found a more intelligent way to emulate that, and less dangerous.

Altered state of consciousness start after 10-15 minutes of breathwork, when I put saliva on my scalp to clean the testosterone from the hair. That one was inspired by cats. The male scalp excretes lots of testosterone which cannot be removed with just shampoo. This also fixes androgenetic alopecia (it does not get reversed, but stops happening). I get seriously dizzy when I do that, that's why I have given up on all mind altering substances including alcohol. Getting dizzy from exercise is so much better.

There are 2-3 more exercises I do complementary to that. The breath work also is not breath work, it is something similar.

All tickets for crows vs Collingwood have sold out within a few hours.

>>150446989
Or what cunt? What will you fucking do? You little bitch, I will fucking flatline you, and then let’s see you run your mouth faggot. You queer fucking dog, little cunt bitch meet me tonight if you’re such a big man? You won’t you little faggot poof bitch because you know I would absolutely fucking massacre your jaw and you’d be unable to stop me.

ROUND ONE
1 Gold coast
2 Gold coast
3 Sydney
4 Brisbane
5 Gold coast
6 West coast
7 West coast
the rest

>>150446912
Its a weak draft year, the teams in brackets are the smart ones

*taps sign*

>>150447171
cope

>>150445453
for me it's business idea: [retarded business idea]

had a wet dream last night

>>150447244
you were in the biggest orgy you had ever seen iykwim haha

>>150447244
wet dreams are part of the reason i fap at all at this point
if i don't fap for a week or more i start to get them, it's why i don't do nofap

>>150447244
Are you 12?

>>150447244
literally never had one in my life and im 35

Charlie Turdnow

>>150447268
yeah sometimes i stay at my gran's for a week or so and i always make sure to open the floodgates a night or two before i go there so i don't have one in my gran's spare bed

>>150447305
yeah i've done similar when staying at a friend's place for a while kek

>AFL great Nicky Winmar has appeared in court, a month after he was charged with intentionally choking a person.

>The former St Kilda star only spoke briefly to say good morning and thank you to the magistrate as his case was adjourned on Thursday.

>Winmar, whose legal first name is Neil, was in July charged with committing two assaults and intentionally choking, strangling or suffocating a person.

>The three incidents all allegedly happened on July 18, charge sheets state.

>The details of the allegations were not aired during Thursday’s brief hearing in Melbourne Magistrates Court.

>>150447406
thanks

>>150447406
The weak should fear the strong

what are you watching until the finals start alf

>>150447474
EPL and Ligue 1

>>150447257
crispo

>>150447474
Asphyxia Noir gangbang

crows are fucking shit kek
they had a freebie fixture
they will probably beat collingwood cause they are also fucking shit also
wont do anything else

>>150447605
I think >we will go out in straight sets. It's the Chokelaide way.

>>150447605
how's the job search going kenny?

finna gym

>>150447605
Adelaide had an easy fixture.
Geelong had an easy fixture.
Collingwood are cooked.
Hawks are dorks.

Now who is the only team other than Crows that have won 9 of their last 10?
They're bigger, they're badder, IT'S THE FUCKING GIANTS!
STRAP IN ORANGE ARMY, IT'S GONNA BE A BIG BIG SEPTEMBER!

>>150447617
faggot

You guys are forgetting Flagmantle.

>>150447630
>beat giants
>beat crom
>beat pies
>beat hawks
something in this
will frederick be the first premiership sudo?

>Four men including an AFL umpire have been charged following a drawn-out investigation over a betting scandal involving the 2021 and 2022 Brownlow Medal counts, the years that Power star Ollie Wines and Carlton captain Patrick Cripps were awarded.

>One of the men is former umpire Michael Pell – he was questioned in 2022 and now faces six offences including "corrupt conduct information for betting purposes".

>7NEWS understands the men are not accused of influencing the outcome of the Brownlow Medal rather influencing betting on it.

>It is alleged information was shared by them about which players polled Brownlow votes in specific matches.

>The maximum penalty for the offences is up to 10 years in jail.

>>150447666
its never been more over than right now pellbros..............

over the past 5 years i've turned my friend group into hardcore racists simply by making ever more extreme racist jokes. did it so slow and subtly i had zero push back. doubt they even noticed desu.

wonder how gil made tabcorp so much money so quickly

anywhere to punt on the legends game?

strata meeting looms

>>150447684
probably stake.com

>>150447676
The real redpill is that we're all a little racist.

>>150447695
get ready for some old cunt to complain about some tiny issue you've never noticed before and demand you raise a 5 grand levy to fix it by tomorrow

never teke the george pell or michael pell fellow kiwis

>>150447705
yeah that's what i'm expecting kek
i am giving myself an out after an hour in case it ends up looking like it's going to go the whole night

>>150447709
heh

>>150447710
>giving yourself an out
can't you just get up and leave

>>150447710
They're only meant to run for an hour, I've had one go 90 minutes but never longer
most people don't even go to those and get raped by the strata corp's (((maintenance))) contacts without even knowing

>>150447717
yes, what i mean is i've thought of an excuse which i will say if required when i want to leave

>>150447722
but cant you just get up and leave without saying anything

>>150447717
an out is less awkward
>yeah, gotta leave at 5, I'm killing myself after this

>>150447721
ah cool yeah this is my first one so it's going to be seeing how it all goes

>walk in
> sit there
>its shit
>get up
>leave

why do you need an out

like unless you intend to talk just get up and leave

lalor the bust

>>150447751
of the 3 contenders
>nepo baby
>2nd year player (who also sucked for the first ~15 months of his career
>actual great player

>>150447751
had no idea read was still eligible thats nuts

>>150447751
i was going to make fun of this but this is actually a pretty good crop, not many duds here

scoops is excited about tom de koning

we watching legends game or aa awards

>>150447751
how the FUCK did shanahan not get a nom?

>>150447666
giving the pell name a bad reputation

>>150447797
legends, me, even if it's navel-gazing self-congratulatory boomer slop

Would it be gay if I carried around a pocket watch?

genuinely only just realised ethan read isn't related to archer reid
thought they were brothers (didn't bother checking the spelling) or cousins, they even look similar

>>150447797
I might watch the life drain from my eyes as I rope in front of a mirror

>>150447808
bobby no

reid > reid > reid >>> read

just learned women have an insane revulsion to android phones what the fuck

>>150447806
no, but you should get a proper mechanical analogue wrist watch instead. pocket-watches are a bit eccentric, daresay "reddit"

>>150447815
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>150447817
it gives ick for some reason
apple psyoped them into thinking green message bubble = poor

i don't even have a mobile phone haha

>Legends Game For Prostate Cancer
bit misandrist this

>>150447806
hows that cart mate getting much use?

The AA award night is beyond embarrassing

>>150447817
Android and Apple phones have a massive gender divide for some reason and it proves that women are NPCs whose entire behaviour is dictated by social proof.

>android phones made by many different manufacturers, each manufacturer has various models with different specs and prices, some market research is required before purchasing an android
>apple just shit out a new phone every year and if you want to use ios, you need to give them 2 grand

I will say tho, even if my preference is Samsung, iPhones have much better cameras and their cloud services are set up so everything is encrypted with you having the decryption key, not Apple meaning all your photos are yours and can't be accessed by Apple or the government (the UK government are trying to undo this atm kek)
Meanwhile all Android's are CIA glowieware and every text and photo on them are stored a different database in every country Google has an HQ KEK
So maybe womememe aren't always retarded

#freecharlie

>>150447849
i wanked over the personal photos of many women who put their faith in apple

charlie is gone carlton are just being smart to get the best value

>>150447862
The Fappening is exactly why Apple changed icloud to be more secure lol

>>150447849
yeah this is the way i see it too, obviously all those corps are bad but apple at least seems a bit more secure from other sources

Too depressed to masturbate

Heard that Vossy asked Charlie to stay back after his meeting yesterday and beat the living shit out of him then broke his kicking legs.

Once a Blue, always a Blue.

>>150447869
It's classism, plain and simple.
If you want privacy, you need to be in a certain wealth class, otherwise, the FBI can see your frog pics.

>>150447849
>he doesn't flash his android with grapheneos
ngmi

>be me
>first job was warehousing
>in my second day my manager said I wasn’t working fast enough
>had a mental breakdown and haven’t had a job since
>this was in 2018

Is this normal for waging? I don’t like being attacked like that

IF you use are "smart"phone
THEN you are an idiot

>>150447892
this is the guy who thinks he knows how the world should be run btw

>>150447892
Pretty normal. I was 16 and did work experience as a plumber and the owner of the company called me a cunt and yelled at me several times. Told mumza and she abused him and brought one of the uncles around.

sounds like you need a fucken hard smack.

>>150447892
One thing to remember is that it’s okay to call your supervisor a fuckhead. You don’t get to talk to people like that. I would have quit too because that sounds like a shit place to work but it shouldn’t discourage you from working forever.

>>150447900
based mumza

>>150447892
>>150447900
Work culture in Australia is fucking disgusting. 80% of the workforce are completely burnt out and on a millimetre fuse while 20% are just lazy retards who need to be placated because of toxic HR culture.
It's a vicious abuse cycle, it's the same in government and private but for different reasons.
Government departments have to hit the same performance targets year after year with more or less people depending on the latest federal budget while in private, the same workforce has to hit higher and higher performance targets each year because of LE GROWTH.

Fucking blow it up and fuck tradies for abusing apprentices and thinking it's funny because they're unhappy with their home life and take it out on the youth.
Darren you wasted your life on drugs, don't take it out on children CUNT.

I had shocking experiences as a young lad with abusive employers. In a leadership role now and make sure I’m always nice to the young guys in particular. It can really fuck your self esteem when some agro cunt has a go at you for no reason.

>>150447906
>One thing to remember is that it’s okay to call your supervisor a fuckhead.
I genuinely think Australia is so bad now because people stopped doing this.
We have a passive aggressive female work culture.

if Cyril can look like that, what's Willie's excuse?

>>150447892
I remember you posting this years ago, nice that we're both still languishing here

>Game on a delayed broadcast
No spoilers please.

i did a uni professional placement thing and my 3 supervisors hardly gave a fuck and essentially set me up to fail (i didn't), one flat out told me the only reason they took me on was because they got paid more to do so and did the bare minimum required
workplace culture in australia is beyond shit

>>150447927
You really can’t be pegged as a pushover otherwise your worklife is going to be miserable.

>>150431364
Seriously? You have no interest in Cats-Lions or Crows-Pies?

>>150447936
I get a lot of shit from my bosses at work.
I would banter with them but I'm genuinely tired all the time and don't want any confrontation.
I'm thinking 5 years in the future, I wouldn't risk my current income for my pride.

Tradies are actual scum

Cats v Lions > GWS v Hawthorn > Fred v Suns >>>> piece of poo on the ground >>> NRL > Birdbowl

>>150447940
Nope, and I go for collingwood. Simply don't care for matches involving interstate teams

>>150447943
>ah yes, fuck my arse please Based Manager! Can’t wait for my $2 pay raise 5 years from now!

Dollfucker is alive and well

>>150447955
Gay.

>>150447955
Yeah I didn't care for the 2023 grand final either

>>150447959
Well is debatable.

>>150447971
Do tell

Is the legends game being played seriously or are they just fucking around?

Wanna go out and bash the first cunt I see

wait it's not on in perth

>>150447986
crisp Basher Houli

>>150447988
It is, at 7pm local time.

So the game will be over before it starts airing there.

Why are there women playing in the legends game?

>Ben Cousins is a late withdrawal from tonight’s Legends Game after injuring his knee ramping up his training
SHAN'T

>>150447986
whats stopping you?
nothing go do it. but you won't.
soft cunt.

>>150447999
Trips of violent aggression

>>150447995
i'd imagine there'd be blokes hesitant to tackle/touch these women lest they'd be accused of assault

So many Indians around

>>150448009
>why are people withdrawing from society?
>[imports 3 million Indians]

>>150447622
>ORANGE ARMY

The men better be careful not to touch the women tonight or be accused of rape.

>>150448019
Based incel

fat fucking poofta cunts

Any anhedonians in chat?

If you could kill any person who would it be?

>>150447986
>bash the first cunt I see
gonna be waiting a long time for that

any aroace man in?

imagine the squeals those 2 piggies let out as they got pumped with lead and sent to piggy heaven

Do you guys have any plans for the summer or christmas

not to brag but i've never lost a game of wordle

>>150448052
Spend Christmas with family. Summer, no. Just try and stay cool. I'm finding it easier to deal with the cold than the heat as I age which is weird because I've always been under the impression that it's supposed to be the opposite. Heat really knocks me around.

I feel like the majority of people I talk to are socialists and they just haven’t realised it yet

Thinking I might call into trade radio as RC this off season

Is marngrook a meme or legit

>>150448060
>I feel like the majority of people I talk to are socialists
In what sense?

>>150448052
besides being forced to have lunch with people who don't talk to me or i don't talk to every other day of the year, nothing planned yet

>>150448063
Call Tom Morris a plebocrat for me

>>150448066
Pissed off about not being able to own a house or pay their bills
Realise that the modern worker is essentially a slave
Pissed off at billionaires controlling everything

>*can't hack a single day in the workforce*
>let me tell you what's wrong with society and how to fix it
yeah probably not mate

Do they have everyone from the squad there at the AFL awards tonight? Bad luck for the 18 blocks that don't make it.

socialism would really work this time haha

>Andrew Dillion is acknowledging those two cops shot
Why?

Fuck me Razor Ray has hit the wall hard Jesus Christ lol

do you guys sleep well? i'm trying to get a better sleep routine but its tough

seems silly but i honestly get so offended when people only text or message me on my birthday and/or christmas. are those the only 2 days of the year you can speak to me fuckhead? piss off

>>150448097
I get 8 hours and I’m still tired all the time

Kinda wish this game wasn’t a pisstake and they took it seriously lol

>>150448097
I sleep awfully. Even when I get into a routine I eventually slide back to staying up way too late. I'm a natural night owl. If I could just go full nocturnal and sleep throughout the day I'd probably sleep very well.

What’s the over unders for hammies tonight

>watching legends game
>ad after a goal
quite jaring, you cunts really dont do the whole year of footy like this?

What in the every loving fuck was said at the start of the national anthem? It's not on Kayo so I can't rewind. These commie Victorian faggots better not be fucking with things again.

>>150448123
it is rough, the experience is way better on Kayo. Worth it to see the replays instead of hard cut to ads and straight back into center bounce.
Also allows time for some analysis rather then not stop play by play casting

afl footy awards for non fox bros

https://area51hd.shop/sport7/watch/Fox504%5BAustralia%5D

>>150448070
Here's a preview of the call. Didn't get a plebocrat/plebocracy in there but that's a good call
https://voca.ro/18K1ElDbbwRT

>>150448050
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan

>Best young player award goes to a 27 year old
kek

>>150448130
cheers cobb

>le big v chase the lead down to "win"
>after a double goal or a 50m or some "controversy"

>>150448103
do you enter a good REM cycle? if you're constantly waking up it's hard to get enough REM sleep

>>150448114
same but it's mainly due to discipline. I don't think natural night owls exist

>>150448155
lol and he just corrected them. He's actually 28.

>>150448158
dumb frogposter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkcAEeb5oWY
>Indian men are the most common
>they pretend to not speak English & try to assault the whores
It’s a grim listen but some funny stuff in there

Kek at molloy in the arc box

Being born in australia is a worse debuff than being born without arms and legs

I've never seen dual winners for the Coach's award.

>>150448191
i dont think thats true
in fact in India lots of people believe in reincarnation and karma. So if you are born without arms and legs they treat you like a slug as you must have committed atrocities in a previous life.
can you believe that? born with a terrible disability and then judged for it as if it was your fault

Dave Hughes is a disgusting creature

this game is more entertaining than any game this year

Bailey Smith is a genuinely low IQ individual. When asked about his strengths he said, "What do you mean by strengths? Like in the gym?"

I’m so hungry

>>150448220
for more footy? same

So it's on delay in WA.
Any Perth cunt want to do me a favour and pay attention during the opening 2 lines of the national anthem?
They were completely incorrect.

When I become prime minister, I will build a whorehouse on every Australian street

>>150448164
ill forever be a frog poster and you will never take that from me

I once skated past Dave Hughes as he was cycling in st kilda & instead of saying anything just pointed at him and almost laughed. He rolled his eyes

>>150448234
Why can't whores just work from home?

My dad died of prostate cancer earlier in the year :(
Get your bum checked fellas

>>150448242
Not our national anthem and just another symptom of communists undermining this country.

SPIC DAICOS FAGS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

mmhhmm *rubs hands*

>>150448235
As bad as rage comics

>>150448219
quite an amusing answer desu

>>150448259
odd choices

Is Strauchnie playing lads?

You guys buying SIlksong? Support the pride of south australia?

>>150448303
Yes

fev said fuck off robbo

>>150448303
Cant wait

>>150448303
Yep, can't wait.

Holy shit Stevie Johnson is fat.

>>150448322
You seriously call that fat?

>>150448303
Hollow Knight is a bog standard Metroidvania
Given the choice between playing SOTN for the nth time or Hollow Knight for the second time, I'm picking SOTN every time.

So with that, I don't understand the hype around Silksong.

Just dry scooped my creatine, we’re so back baby

>>150448329
First time seeing him since his playing days, so was surprised. He's not Darren Jarman tier, but he's not far off.

>>150448330
Whilst it was probably a lot of peoples first metroidvania, i like the combat and movement in HK a lot.

Is Dan Gorrange actually funny?

>Shaun Mannagh best young player
Geelong's youth is exciting.

>>150448348
Zoomer funny

>>150448348
Not my kinda humour but he really has no competition in the AFL space.

>>150448363
What if we became the funny men of the AFL?

>>150448378
I’m not funny

>>150448363
Scoops is gunning for his spot as top dog

>>150448381
lmaooooooo

Is Dustin Martin the AFL player with the most AURA?

McLeod still has better skills than 99 percent of afl players

fuck you racists

Why do some players get heaps of the ball and some never touch it in these sort of games

We need change, we need a... FEVOLUTION

holy shit kek

Burnt half my room down with a candle lads mumzas gonna be fuming kek

does hughsey smoke ice

>>150448445
He’s a vegan

very rude of all of you to watch this without me

where zorko

>Battle over Worrell
>Dale over Zorko
Terrible.

Us open started this week for anyone who wasn’t aware, on 9gem from 1am-3pm

>>150448303
>You guys buying SIlksong?
Yes but it has nothing to do with it being an Aussie company. That's just a nice bonus.

this is the weakest all australian team ever

who the fuck is josh battle

Apparently at age 28 I'm not considered 'young' anymore. Yeah okay

Did that boy say who's josh battle?

>>150448330
Shut up, faggot.

>>150448496
No, no he said, "what's that rattle."

bros i only just turned it on do they do defenders first then mids then forwards then IC?

>AFLPA MVP
Nick Daicos is respected by his foes

>>150448465
worrell genuinely robbed, that's a howler

>>150448475
Andrews, Taylor and NWM are no-brainers. Clark's been elite for much of the season.
Those picks are fine imo. It's just Dale, who is indicative of the Bulldog's front-running nature, and Battle who's been okay but is taking the spot of a defender who had a much, much better season that are questionable.

>>150448516
yeah

Where the fuck is Vlaustin?

>>150448529
cool i only just got back home much as this is this is a bit of carryon i didn't want to miss much

nwm had like 4 good games and was shit the first half of theyear

Got no hobbies

>>150448560
Learn this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZiAkYG2IDw

>McCluggage finally named on the wing after making the squad five times
>He's a full time mid now
lol

Why did they name Bailey Smith on the wing when he left the Bulldogs specifically to get away from it? Max Holmes would've made more sense here.

>>150448348
he's okay

>>150448560
same since apparently i cant enjoy traveling

>>150448522
>It's just Dale, who is indicative of the Bulldog's front-running nature
There is nothing wrong with being a very attacking-minded player. Dale is not at fault for Beveridge teams for being terrible defensively.

All Australian is a joke and has been for ages desu

>>150448559
Nah, he was decent for the first half of the year, he just went next level after the bye when he started spending time in the midfield. He's had a good year.

>GOATcos fellow players think he’s the best player in the comp
>autists in here still don’t rate him
Kek, have you ever seen a group of retards blown out that hard before

nuke the browns

>>150448579
At least Smith has actually spent time on the wing this year. McCluggage hasn't spent a second there but they almost always put two midfielders on the wings instead of picking actual wings.

at least have a shave mate

>>150448597
>autists in here still don’t rate him
Huh? Nobody "doesn't rate him", they just correctly point out that he's soft.

>>150448587
He's not even the best the best attacking defender from the squad. A defender averaging less than 2 tackles a game is utterly pathetic.

sniff has a soft, gay voice 2bh

>>150448604
You’re a deadset fuckhead mate

anyone want a new or we chillin

>>150448625
Do you always sperg out when someone does you in?

>>150448620
>attacking
>cries about tackling
You don't know what attacking means, champ.

>>150448629
Not even sure there's much point. There's no footy for a week. If you start a new All Australian one or something I'll post in it but don't really care if no one makes one desu.

>>150448518
Players don't watch games, they just vote based on media hype.
Coaches' award is the true award.

>>150448637
I'll attack you, mate.
Clark, NWM and Zorko are all attacking defenders and they still average more than double the tackles Dale does. His game has zero balance and he goes to absolute water if an opponents pays him even a little bit of attention. Most of the time they're just happy to let him run free through. He's nowhere near as damaging as the other three that were in the squad.

>>150448635
How did you do me in? You’ve got fuck all to go off. Do you think his fellow players would vote him the best in the comp if he was soft? You’re a fucking nobody cunt, go drive your car into a tree fuckwit

>>150448665
this
i'm so glad clark made it over someone like ash too who gets a lot of ball but butchers it

>no elliott
>zac bailey
lmfao

They nailed the forwards aside from missing Rankine who probably blew his chances with the faggot comment.

isuck peeney

>>150448665
>still screeching about tackles
Still too stupid to understand what ATTACK means.

>>150448680
Shit, just realised they missed him. Bailey has had an AA season at half forward so that's fine pick. Probably should have Elliot in Pickett's spot in the pocket with Pickett on the bench. Pickett has spent a lot of time through the midfield too so bench would make more sense. I'm guessing Elliot will be bench. No way he can miss.

>>150448667
You've been done lad. Take the L, stop sperging and move on with your life. Quit picking fights that are clearly above your understanding.

>>150448694
>Still too stupid to realise that a defence that can only attack is useless
Fuck you, faggot. And fuck your shitty team of front-runners that couldn't make the finals. You and Dale deserve each other. Soft cunts.

>>150448707
I am sorry you are too stupid to recognize how tackling would have nothing to do with a player's attacking output.

>>150448712
>recognize
Where's the FOY poster at?
I am sorry you are too stupid to recognise that you can be an attacking player and still defend, as the other squad selections showed. Dale is able to attack because he's not damaging enough to pay attention to.

>>150448725
>he's not damaging enough to pay attention to
Thank you for confirming that you are indeed an idiot. Dale gets tagged all the time because he's so damaging.

Legends game is legit rigged

As far as I’m concerned it’s not a legends game if scoops isn’t picked

thanks howie for that cringe

>Trade the (equal) best player in the league for pick 17
Think the dogs stuffed up this trade.

>>150448729
Stupid Bullflogs supporter. He gets any attention he goes to water because he's completely one dimensional. Most weeks coaches don't even bother though.
Your team is fucking shit.

>>150448735
i can imagine straff being a lazy fatfuck full forward (FFFF) and potting 6 for the night

must be fucking boring being the backline having to sit there for like an hour waiting for all the interviews

Business idea: aflw game where scoops is allowed to play & he just runs around tackling all the players & takes too long to get up

>>150448743
>He gets any attention he goes to water because he's completely one dimensional
Nope, that's simply incorrect and proves you have no clue what you're talking about. Sorry idiot.

Neither of you retards knows anything about footy

>>150448775
Shut up, faggot. Maybe even he had even a hint of balance in his game your pack of losers would've made the finals? Bad luck. You deserve it though for being such a dumb cunt supporting such a pathetic team.

>>150448771
so laverde?

>>150448789
You are free to keep doubling down on your stupidity at your leisure.

Did Kozi always have a monk's haircut?

such an EXCITING player, so magical, really dangerous

>>150448793
You are free to kill yourself and make the world a slightly less stupid place.

>>150448700
You’re a waste of space cunt.

>Daicos can only make the bench
Piesisters, how do we spin this?

>>150448303
>gayming
ah no i'm an adult

>no elliott
>no worrell
>only 1 ruck
hmm
could be worse i guess

Wish I was popular

>>150448858
you're the better brother in my eyes, josh, don't worry what nick does

>>150448808
Look at how mad you're getting, my dear idiot. It's not my fault you don't know much about football.

>>150448840
Based npc not engaging in a hobby because of others opinions

>>150448880
Do not reply to me again unless it's with your suicide note, Bullflog.

>>150448890
I will happily keep correctly labeling you what you are: a moron who doesn't know much about football.

>>150448908
The opinion of some that genuinely thinks Bailey Dale is a good footballer is worthless.

he's right though, bailey dale isn't half bad

>jez captain
LMFAO

Yeah the anthem lady said the first line wrong

>>150448889
>everyone wants to be a gaymer like me!!
i don't play games because it's a time sink with zero real world reward. and they stopped being fun like 10 years ago.

>Jeremy Cameron AA captain
>In his speech he admits he's not a captain at all and doesn't do it even a little bit
lol. Terrible choice. He's even going on with it about how laughable it is.
AA selectors are a joke.

wag nippa

>>150448936
Based hustlers university student

>>150448936
What are some hobbies you do enjoy?

who gives a cunt about the all ausfailian team you fucking nerds

THERE HE IS THE HORNY ONE

>>150448936
>it's a time sink with zero real world reward.
He posted on 4chan.

prime chads rise up

Just got a shiver down my spine

>>150448954
i don't know what that is
>>150448956
>reading
>coding
>cooking
>music
>lifting weights
>playing guitar
>kinos
>gardening
>cleaning/organising
>/fa/
>>150448963
trve. i got so much shit done that month or so this place was nuked.

Tennis looms

>>150448915
You are free to cope like that at your leisure, but unfortunately it only further confirms you are unintelligent.

>>150448989
>3+ bings
?

>>150448986
forgot travel

Can’t wait for fireball to hear Kingy grill Kane-o on his AA selections #6:01

>>150448500
Given the kind of people on /v/ that have been hyped around Silksong (literal trannies), I would say it's far more likely for you to be a faggot.

that all star charade was fucking stupid and unwatchable. and I even went to Carrara last night
t. watched 10mins total in 3hrs

gonna go fuck my arse

>>150449047
how do you avoid getting shit everywhere?

kek

>>150424426
>I don't even watch the grand final
woman/faggot identified

>>150449045
yeah i'm kinda glad i missed most of it

>>150449057
I don’t ;)

>>150449061
Don't mind it, the Bulldogs have had a good list for ages but keep butchering chances

>>150447935
mfw i was offered jobs and worked before graduation. sounds like a skill issue. I still get work offers years later but have changed professions

Feel like fucking a fat bitch

start your own business

>>150449100
ok

>>150442567
You know these gay idiots are being paid to say all this. We dont have a trump style govt so the LGBT dei money remains in consolidated revenue. I bet player managers are running around finding them all just to get their 30% shre

Boring thread. Going back to r9k

You can only reply to this post if you were brave and sensible enough to remain unvaxxed.

I saw someone driving with a mask on alone in their car.

>>150449113
you're boring desu

>>150449127
i saw 3 on one day last week. was weird af because i hadn't seen one in months prior.

Fun game desu.

worrell was 100% robbed
where the fuck did josh battle come from?

>>150449122
test

>>150449185
st kilda

>>150449330
>Footy players are role models

ngl hanging around a psych ward for a month seems kinda comfy

no it doesn't

>>150449472
Theirs better ways to find love mate.

>>150449061
Why do the AFL hate Adelaide?

my fucking grindr date stole my wallet

>>150449574
not a larp
>frens sister goes nuts
>meets some random nutjob in psych ward hospital stay
>escape and run away together
>she gets arrested for walking into some school nude while screaming at kids in playground(age late 30s btw so not a good look)
>crazy dude sets fire to someones car because he wants to see her in psych hospital (nutjob logic applies)
>months later they move in together
>mental shit gets worse
>father goes to house to get crazy daughter out and nuts dude knifes dad
>he steals the girls car to escape, totals it evading police
>20 years prison.jpg
>because priors and attempted murder charge

ahhh ain't love grand

farting up a storm

that was a rollercoaster of a read

>>150449844
Sounds like true love. Society is in the wrong for not wanting them to be together.

>>150449844
Was she hot?

visited a mate in the nut house once. dude was fucking off his head and demanded to take me on a tour and introduce me to all the other nutters. he was having a great time. no me though, couldn't get out of there fast enough. dark place.

>dale over zorko
>battle over worrell

careful m8 you'll summon dalesperg

>>150450087
Do you invent a -sperg nickname for everyone who beats you in an argument?

too late

>everyone who argues with me is [X]-sperg!
the cunt's unhinged lmao

there's no male bonnie blue for the same reason that there's no male mother teresa

>>150450200
So true

for me personally, there's not much in it but I'm taking dale over zorko

zane dorko

>>150449330
>Bulldogs drove Smith nuts
>He goes to the psych ward who help him identify the problem and requests out from the club
>Managed to save himself by landing at Geelong

>Bulldogs drove JUH nuts
>He doesn't really know they're the problem, finds himself hanging with the criminal underworld to try and avoid facing reality
>Likely going to end up in gaol sometime as a result

Grim for any parents who find their children being drafted by the bulldogs.

>>150450488
if there's any obvious indication, look at the team's fans

>>150450488
as igg you might be onto something I remember when gardiner left for the saints cousins imploded and kerr was the last man standing judd requested a trade etc etc.... maybe the doggies have a kulcha issue

>>150449947
not even mid, and a bit saggy everywhere
>>150449885
prob didn't delve in b4. one thing he would take her entire DSP and spend it all on drugs and they couldn't pay rent/bills/food
she also had an infant
tldr: was a total shit show

>>150450679
>and a bit saggy everywhere

>>150450679
damn poor kid i don't mind adults fucking up their lives but kids as well it's just sad that's how a lot of anon's here were created

he's not me retard iykwim haha

>>150450488
I read his sob story
>holy fucking baby
in 2006 a mate of mine, during a VFL game was in epworth for months for a knee recon and he didn't fucking lose his mind. and played again.
i think him not being the centre of constant attention is the problem. which zoomers have a hard time with because of saturation social media
fuck zoomers are pizzy gay cunts

>>150450739
>VFL
So a brickie in other words.
A professional getting a potentially career ending injury is a lot different.

>>150450754
>professional
>it ends before you're 30 for most
2 ex-players each season might get a shot in a career in the media.
if this is the case he deserved his mental illness
wait until he fucks the injury up again
rolling
0-4 he suicides
5-9 he transitions for more attention
If you want to see tragedy go to a open house display run by an ex-player/aflstar/retarded real estate agent
pathetic

>>150450171
The irony is, he is the only literal sperg here.
The -spergs he invents are almost always sane people who are tired of his shit.

spergsperg?

>spergsperg is just one sperg
meds

i am the man behind the curtain
the one pulling the strings
you are all dancing to my tune

>be 18
>applying for every job I can
>get like 2 interviews out of hundreds of applications
>get offered a job both times and accept
>"We'll let you know when we're ready to have you start"
>wait
>nothing happens
>a few weeks later I get a call (both times)
>"oops sorry we gave the job to somebody else tee hee"
>fast forward to 25
>dropped out of uni because I'm not the math genius type of autist
>still applying
>don't hear back because I have no work experience because I can't get a job because I don't have work experience etc.,
>everyone else I know who found work got hired through family, friend and school connections that I don't have
>family tells me the same shit every time I get another rejection email
>"You just gotta keep putting in those resumes"
>"Wear a suit and tie, go into the local Woolies, shake the manager's hand and give him your resume"
>"Have you tried volunteering?"

Life is rigged. I was never given a chance.

>>150453139
>math
FOY

>>150453165
Math, maths, whatever. Typical response to target a grammatical error because you have no response for the fact that life is rigged.

>>150450135
NTA but you didn't beat anyone, Dalesperg.

>>150450488
Bulldogs are a pathetic excuse for a team.

Nick daicos is on fireball Friday today #6.01

>>150448168
>85% of our clients are Indians
GRIM