Thread 150425084

Last game of the season

>Harley Reid signs on with iggs for 2 more years
>Silvagni to leave Carlton, likely to Collingwood
>TDK leaves Carlton for St Kilda
>Matt Crouch has called time on his career at Adelaide
>Liam Ryan has requested a trade to St Kilda from west coast
>Steven May likely to request a trade from Melbourne
>Hawks have signalled intent to sign Christian Petracca
>Jeremy Howe likely to miss the remainder of the season

first for >aflw kickers

>>150425084 (OP)
>footy tonight
Unholy.

>>150425084 (OP)
>Steven May likely to request a trade from Melbourne
Steven May request a trade from Melbourne
Steven May may request a trade from Melbourne

Multiple options, OP, one job.

>>150425178
no but steven trade iykwim haha

>may out
>petracca out
geg
if we finish last next season I WILL poo my undies on stream

Up and at 'em

Good morning alf

>>150425231
put me in the screencrap iykwim haha

>>150425231
>Dees, Carlton and Port need to rebuild right when tassie comes in
OH NO NO NO NO NO

I'm tipping the Afl to say no for what ever reason

>>150425665
>still having female umps as if the bounce or throw in doesn't matter

doing a massive afl administration during the 2025 season fellas

>>150425835
i hope it's as dry as a norf/iggs/tigs game

>>150425907
it was sloppy as a dosn game

really really hope suns lose

Hirdy is unhappy with my iggs asking for a priority pick. Says we are the richest club in the land so we don't need it.

My bombies finna end the season in style tonight

>>150426682
Yep with a thumping loss to the suns

>>150426603
Hes correct.

>>150426603
hes not wrong
that priority pick should be used for north melbourne

>>150426603
not sure how all that money is supposed to help when you're not allowed to spend it

can't decide what to get from the yeezy site, only got a hoodie last time & defs wish I had've gotten more

>>150427550
*had of

Will Gold Coast rig a close margin so they don’t have to go to Perth?

>>150427143
My thoughts exactly.

Bulldogs had to train yesterday as if they are playing next week LMAO

>>150427935
humiliation ritual

hopefully now petracca will gain the courage to come out as bisexual

>>150427143
Exactly

will be fucked if petracca leaves & we're stuck with oliver & petty when they both could've fucked off too

>we're the eagles
>we're fucking bi

>>150425231
Don't worry, you still have Oliver.

Grim for Iggs.
Don't even have the first courageous openly gay player, just some hedonistic fella who announced he likes taking a dick from time to time.

>>150427143
Use it to buy farm houses then sell to the players at a discount.

>>150427143
>>150428480
High paying jobs for the family members.

I'm tipping the aints to rise to 9th/10th next season

>>150428132
>>150428291
imagine being nathan brown and everyone wondering if your identical twin being a poof means you're a poof too

I reckon if Harley an yaz were still together he'd have gone back to Victoria. But alas they broke up at a lucky time for the iggs.

yaz durrsma’s pristinely maintained puss wasn't enough to lure him back in the end

God I love eating

>>150428611
Brown... bit in that name, isn't there?
Can't imagine a Nathan Pink coming out as a poof.

99% of men never have sex with a good looking woman in their lifetime

God i love smoking pole

Go iggs btw

>>150428669
>99% of men never use a prostitute
Uh...

Dil just landed the fist poof in footy history so all is forgiven <3

>>150428682
most prostitutes aren't good looking

Did Dani Laidley just get erased from the history of AFL?

"Former West Coast defender Mitch Brown has become the AFL's first openly bisexual man.

Brown, who played 94 games for the Eagles between 2007 and 2016, said the weight of hiding his sexuality contributed to his decision to retire aged 28.

He said he believed there were currently gay and bisexual players playing in the AFL who remain closeted."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-27/afl-mitch-brown-first-openly-bisexual-man-in-league-history/105702662

>>150428755
Dani has a missus

>>150428611
>The 36-year-old believes there are currently gay and bisexual players playing in the AFL and he says his message to them is: "I see you and you are not alone."

>Brown said he hopes his story helps create the "safety, comfort, and space" for others to come forward.

>"The reactions that I hope for are the ones I won't hear. They're the ones of those young men around Australia going, 'I feel seen, I feel a little bit safer, and I have a role model — albeit just ordinary old Mitch — a role model I can now look to'," he said.

What a bunch of faggotry. I'm bisexual and all of this sounds pathetic. "You are seen". Fuck off, let me plow twinks in peace, faggot.

>>150428798
Which makes her gay.
She played in the AFL (men's) and is gay, making her the first gay AFL player.

>>150428755
Dani is a lesbian

>>150428820
nobody cares if a female is "gay"
being a bloke and taking a cock up the arse is way more extreme than eating pussy

>>150428810
>'I feel seen, I feel a little bit safer, and I have a role model — albeit just ordinary old Mitch — a role model I can now look to'
Christ what a fucking narcissist

>>150428810
how much safety, comfort, and space do they need

>>150428869
>Taking a cock up the arse is more extreme than taking an axe to your cock
Big yikes.

>>150428883
dani still has his cock
if you think dani is a bloke, then he's straight because he's banging a biological female
if you think dani is a female, then she's a lesbian, and as i said, who gives a fuck if someone is a lesbian

I never understand why /afl/ is so homophobic. Is it just /pol/ grade contrariness?

>>150428907
>Futanari exists
kino

>>150428952
it's a bit gay, no?

>>150428952
Because its icky and gross

mitch brown noser

>>150428810
>If you can find it somewhere in your heart, whether you’re sitting there watching football on the weekend or you’re sitting next to your brother, to have a sense of empathy that hey, they might be that very person that might be suppressing feelings. They might be that person who is feeling so trapped and unhappy because they can’t be who they are.
Yeah, that's EXACTLY what my, and my brother/father's concerns are when watching a game of AFL. That some random, unknown player on the field might be closeted gay and their feelings.

What world do these cunts live on?

>>150429145
The post-Christian, globohomo hell-world we all unfortunately live on. The god of this world is lust.

/pol/ is pretty much what normal people actually think if they had the freedom to be honest about shit

THAT'S IT! TAKE AWAY HIS CHRIS MAINWARING MEDAL!

do NOT look at Mitch Brown's ex-wife's name

>>150429195
Yep

>the top story on the Adelaide advertiser website right now is STILL bitching about calling to axe Snoop dogg because of homophobic hypocrisy

They won't let it go kek

>>150429458
is it not objectively hypocritical to crack down on players using homophobic language and then to have your grand final headlining act say that he doesn't want to see gay shit in movies?
I hate fags as much as the next guy, but the afl is the most fucking retarded organisation on the planet and have backed themselves into a corner here

who's your favourite swingman?

mine is mitch brown

west coast are a poofter team

Homophobic straight men are afraid that gay men will treat them the way they treat women

>>150428617
Post yaz pussy?

>>150429195
There is nothing normal about /pol/ or the people that post there. 4chan is for unusual people that post unusual things.

Anyone else excited for the game tonight?

>>150429784
no but steven spectate iykwim haha

>>150429784
No, and I'm glad the season's over

>>150429784
Not really, will be awesome if the bombers win though, gold coast such a nothing club and fuck Damien Hardwick. Would much rather the doggies stay in.
You?

Not into sportsball, personally

>>150429470
>he doesn't want to see gay shit in movies?
How is that homophobic?
>Go to the movies with your grandchild
>They made one of the couples (with kids) homo for no reason
>Kid asks how two guys/girls can have kids when they though it took a boy and a girl to make a baby
>...
>You just wanted to spend a few comfy hours with your grandchild
How is not wanting to be put in that sort of situation wrong?

there's nothing quite like a good rogering up the clacker

>>150429808
Because there's literally nothing wrong with it.

>>150429784
just want the wind and rain to stop

>>150429784
it's only interesting if essendon leads.

>>150429795
this

>>150429530
>t. Roastie

I couldn't give a poofter's hairy gaping shit-encrusted aids-ridden arsehole about the game tonight

if mitch brown had a bloke behind him and his cock was up against mitch's asshole mitch also had a woman bent over in front of him and mitch's cock was touching her pussy, do you think mitch would choose to thrust his hips forwards or backwards?

I'm a disgusting perverted creep

What's Tex saying here?

Imagine being the jannetty to Nathan Brown (who was the jannetty to the richmond Nathan Brown)

>>150429922
this is one of the gayest things i have ever seen

>>150429922
I'm literally shaking with baited breath at the thought of the match but I know nothing will happen and he might get the odd boo and that's it.

>>150429847
no but steven precipitate

>>150429922
and respected by our foes

>>150429918
>there could be iggers here iykwim haha

Nathan Brown is a massive fuckwit, hate when that cunt appears on my TV

>>150429930
>baited breath

>>150429930
>baited
bated*

have they caught the cooker yet?

>>150429931
Did you reply to me in /mlb/?

>>150429930
*fewer

Any straight sports?

>>150429967
Drag racing

>>150429955
No

>>150429977
crisp

xD

>>150429922
Uhhhh upvoted for being so empathetic? Yeah I’m gonna upvote

>crom
so fucking gay
and in the cringe way not the based two men love each other way

>>150430004
Get fucked!!! I love my crom!!! And da Hollywood hawks!! Downvote me all you want hater

tassie will win a flag before fred

>>150429956
no, been meaning to watch baseball since the start of the year thoughbeit
only caught a few matches
don't think i've posted there this season

>>150429922
>>150429934
meant respecting homophobes iykwim haha

a few cookers in here could do with an armed police welfare check

>>150429993
see>>150429983

>>150430014
see>>150430089

>>150430068
no but steven ammonium nitrate

>>150430014
go saints btw

reading the original un report on replacement migration from 2000

>>150430133
>ynr how approx 20 years afterward apparently white replacement was just a conspiracy theory
think the un claimed as much as well

i suspect that all twins are gay or bisexual and have certainly experimented with each other sexually

imagine being the sportsbet nathan brown and everyone thinking you are a poof kek

>>150430144
what's crazy is that in the report there is zero adjustment in the numbers for the type of immigrants. it's just assumed everyone is exactly the same as the locals as soon as they step foot on the soil.

Bombers finna meme some shit up tonight

Last home and away game tonight, what’s for dinner?

is there any rules if the suns just stand there late in the last qtr and let essendon kick goal after goal to get the margin under 25 points

another brisbane flag looms desu
probably the best option
fagan is a god

if the bombers win it should count as a final win

>>150430208
Would come under match fixing I would imagine

you will now buy a poweball ticket

>>150428795
oh no no no
how will iggsboomer spin this?

How could they release the all Australian squad when the season isn't over?

big game tonight

>>150430246
Oh yeah?

>>150430240
he's victorian, no?

>>150430230
done
cheers

Anyone else remember that rumour about a twin set of AFL players in the early 90s I think that got caught fucking each other?

>>150430186
>ynr the un has a list of indigenous griups but apparently the only indigenous group of europe are suomi but genocide is bad unless it comes to picts, celts, gauls, and anyone else white

>>150430240
>headline
seriously at this point who gives a fucking shit
we've had gay shit pushed for so long and gays have had millions of dollars for so fucking long that if they can't handle one word maybe darwin was right

>>150430262
they managed to lace the meaning of 'indigenous' with intersectional bullshit so it only applies to marginalised groups or whatever

>centrelink portal stops working on reporting day
cool guess i just won't get money then
if they call me asking why i didn't do it later though i'm gonna seethe

>>150430271
marginalised non-white groups*
daily reminder despite whites building this country the only british people whose food you can find in this country is irish finding haggis, pasties, or w/e

>>150430274
F
always hated that shit
especially how they still expect you to report every fortnight after not having a paying job for 2 years

>it took someone saying fag for him to have the courage to come out
izak rankine is a hero really

the humble mint slice

>>150430289
fucking kek poor guy
>WHATS WRONG WITH BEING GAY!!!!!??? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO CLARIFY

>>150430282
Without villains there would be no heroes. Imagine if we actually had protection for free speech in this country. He could've been inspired to come out years ago.

feel for all of mitch browns former team mates who are now wondering every moment where mitch gazed down slightly longer than normal in the showers meant something else

>>150430289
holy kek
gonna be honest, he worded that pretty well to not look like a knob
nice photo of his boyfriend in his dp there haha

>>150430302
They should've respected their own privacy and not gone naked in a shared bathroom then.

>guy who was drafted to West Coast when they still had a strong meth culture has sucked a cock or two
Well imagine my shock!

heard adam hunter was a poo pusher as well

a lot of gay talk recently i have noticed

>>150430310
Why do drugs and faggotry so often go hand in hand?

reminder that the first gay rugby player gareth thomas deliberately pozzed other blokes with his AIDS and was hailed as a hero for his bravery

i go on /hm/ every now and then to check if i'm gay but i don't feel anything

>>150430289
hopefully none of his mates offered to suck him off, awkward

imagine the squeals those 2 piggies let out as they got pumped with lead

>identical twins
either nathan brown is gay too or it means being gay is a choice right

>>150430230
Already have

>>150430350
take it to pol ya fuckin loser

>>150430362
eat shit pig. go pies

Mitch Brown looks nothing like this twin brother Nathan at all

>>150430379
The fact that they were born years apart is also troubling

opening round feels like last week

>>150430350
>oldfag about to retire
>newfag on temp assignment
why is irl so cliche

>>150430391
true

Crazy how weeknight footy used to have a certain feel to it and now due to oversaturation it's completely gone. A game literally starts in less than an hour

>>150430391
it's crazy to me that it's already the end of the season
fuck me this year has gone quick

whats the multi

this was probably gonna be my last season spent shit posting

>>150430400
yep, the game's oversaturated and grown blasé, simply on too much

st kilda going sicko mode

>>150430406
Ill always be here

Might stop watching footy soon though. But /afl/ is my family. Never leaving.

st kilda hasnt been this stacked since they had hill, ryder and hannerbery in the one team
excepting a strong 10th next year

its fucking 6:30pm and theres tradies across the road banging hammers
fuck off cunts must be a big weekend on the pokies planned

>>150430441
can you nab them for breaching noise ordinance laws?

>>150430441
One of them is planning to get a bag for sure

I don't get why /afl/ is so homophobic. From what I can see its pure moronic contrarianism of popular thing bad.

That and there's no logical argument, its just le gay people are le bad. Heterosexual players are open, they bring their partners to events and games - shouldn't gay and bisexual players have that same freedom and support?

*bangs hammer*

>Former West Coast Eagles defender Mitch Brown has become the first man in the AFL’s 129-year history to publicly come out.
>AFL
>129 years
Strange how 1990 was 129 years ago apparently...

>>150430441
>>150430451
Its called a "job" mate, you may have heard of it. In working this job they would have to meet deadlines

>>150430449
yeah look i dunno either ay im from the riverina go rams

>>150430449
Might shock people if Nick Daicos brought the 3 bears he met last Tuesday to the brownlow mate.

>>150430452
Yes 129 history, because the AFL was the VFL prior to 1989, now the VFL serves as the AFL's reserves leagues, with interstate teams having teams in the league and matches being player interstate.

Inb4 seething from interstaters

>>150430458
>Might shock people if Nick Daicos brought the 3 bears he met last Tuesday to the brownlow mate.
Sounds absolutely based

would nick daicos bring three polar bears or three black bears to a black tie event?

>>150430459
That's the VFL. The AFL started in 1990. That is a fact. The AFL is not 129 years old.

>>150430441
you gotta whistle through your finger and yell tools down!

dani laidley is only 6 years old

>>150430468
this
they're trained monkeys

>>150430475
So what do you do for work, champ?

>>150430468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTqZuhEUCSs

>>150430449
because faggotry is fucking disgusting. my brother is gay and even he admits the gay lifestyle is seriously fucked up.

>>150430474
This confuses and enrages the iggtard

>>150430474
Uhh age is a social construct, cooker chud

10 minutes on grindr should be enough to make you a homophobe.

>>150430478
i design systems in which the said trained monkeys are expected work within, padre

>>150430481
>oh no, there are two consenting adults of the same gender who love each other, I'm losing my mind

they just want to read to children cause they are nice okay!!???

>>150430441
If you're in Queensland they have until 6:30pm where they can be doing their work and not be breaching construction noise laws. If you're in NSW or VIC they're breaching the law after 6pm.

WNF

>>150430500
are you a powerbottom?

ENF is based

imagine telling someone in 2010 the gold coast would have never made a final in their history at 2025
there was hyperbole that they would win 5 flags straight back then kek

>>150430441
Much better than them doing it in the morning.

>milera goes back to getting 20 touches of half back
>de koning stays being de koning and is bog average at best
>already have an above average ruck in marshall
>both are rubbish at being a forward
they blew up their cap for this kek?

>>150430528
I remember people were panicking because them and GWS were going to dominate for the next decade.
Meanwhile 16 years later Gold Cost is one game away from playing their first finals campaign ever and miss completely if they fumble and GWS, who while consistently playing finals, have made one grand final in their 15 year history, a game which they lost by 89 points.
Giving a team a bunch of young talent is in no way a guarantee of success.

>>150430539
NWS surely has to keep playing through the midfield with some stints at HB to drive attack or break a tag. Why would they stop after how good he's been there and they have a shortage of dynamic mids?

>>150430559
cause its a rare patch of form only

>>150430559
*NWM

any reason why a handball out on the full isnt a free kick?
easy way to end the amon debate

The equation tonight is simple:

>>150430570
Nope. They have established that even skill errors will be paid as insufficient intent so handballing out on the full and missing your team mate by five metres isn't a valid excuse. It's a free. Should've disguised it better.

how fucked are you?

>>150430586
can you please post the most attractive
im going to turn my life around

>>150430591
the most attractive
im going to turn my life around

>>150430593
hehe

>>150430593
right in more ways than one

Traveling is not a hobby that's how dumb women are

more like S0VL coast

>>150430604
the only people ive met that dont like travelling are on here

>>150430586
me?
>synthesizers
>growing cannabis
>sleeping 15 hours a day

hate travelling
for me its the snug life

>>150430586
I like video games but I rarely play them anymore because modern video games suck ass.
I don't do any of the others other than online trolling which I keep private. I do like birds even if I don't make an activity of it and am surprised that bird watching is so low. I guess it does seem like an old person's hobby.

>>150430607
travelling is not a hobby

i love holidays and eating yummy food
only swipped right for your doggo

this side would beat the eagles tomorrow

>dont fly commentators to most games
>fly them for this shit show
wtf kek

>>150430621
Any gays?

alright lets have a good game

>>150430586
>childish weird shit that doesn't really contribute anything to the world
>>150430600
>adult creative, expressive or intellectual activities
who would've thought manchildren were so unattractive

>>150430600
>Woodworking
Tradies keep cleaning up.

>that crowd
OH NO NO NO

>>150430289
kek
I hoped he was on social media and had to do something like this. Poor bloke, has a bunch of rainbow avis following him now and has to navigate through it delicately.

why tf are the bombers still playing goldy aren't they trying to develop their young ruck

too many browns... in the afl

i can hear the commentary from the other box
shut the fucking door cunts

this farrah guy looks like a ghoul

jonathan brown
mitch brown
mitch brown
nathan brown
nathan brown
nathan browne

>crowd of like 3000 people
fucking hell i know it's a wednesday but that is pathetic
so much for the afls mighty expansion

where's the crowd

>>150430289
Think of how many messages he's getting offering to suck his penis/have him suck their penis.

>>150430657
campbell brown
calumn brown
leigh brown
ben brown

>>150430640
>>150430658
i'm seeing people defend it too it's pathetic honestly

>>150430657
golden brown
brown brown
downtown brown

I've seen enough, only one of these teams will play finals

>>150430658
It's opening round, okay? Most fans are waiting for the season to start proper.

spen king my dick

ben king is so cringe
le tall lanklet that sits in the goal square for 2 hours and gets 4 disposals and 4 goals
fuck you

What if the bulldogs players just went out there in essendon jumpers? How could anyone prove it's really them? You can't do DNA tests.

do you think dogsperg and angrysperg flew up for this one

>>150430679
nathan brown does a taste test before each game

>>150430678
>4 goals
Nice return.

>>150430586
redo the survey for "6''3 men with 9 inched cocks"

>>150430586
>>150430600
Do VNs count as reading or video games?

>some abo conference about language and technology being held in darwin
applied for bring smart enough to invent shit apart from freeloading yet mates

garlicfarticus, u in moite¿

>>150430690
Everything's the same but the magic tricks. They love when he makes it "disappear"

>>150430621
pretty sure most of these blokes are in decent shape, need more fat cunts like darren jarman waddling around for the comedy

>>150430691
>VN
hooning or car collecting mate

>>150430691
/vn/ is on /vg/ not /lit/ so they are vidya

>>150430678
being an old school stay at home full forward is sovl though

i swear if this is just a boring sloppa game where gc win by 3 goals something like 70 - 52 i will fucking seethe

>>150430691
Are they animated?
Static image ones are like a choose your adventure picture book.

are my dosn winning?

isn't that a tunnel?

>>150430715
No that's an underground bypass

>>150430715
Nah. Hit him in the chest, he just happened to flip.

>Broken nose
+1 for the injury list.

>WNF
bizzare

>ywn be some random clueless but happy guy with a kinda fat gf
why live

ANOTHER dogsperg

>>150430725
>why live
Melted cheese

>>150430726
how do they keep getting away with it?

>>150430723
its happened heaps of times even before covid

this is so low energy feels like a pre season game

>>150430725
not sure I could do my marital duties with a porker for a wife.

>>150430600
Where's gym?

missus just walked past and saw lual on andrew
she is glued to the tele now

Do you perform the natural obligation?

>>150430600
women don't read

>>150430742
beat her, its your only option

ben king making a late coleman run

king finna kick 12 despite being gold coasts only forward besides long lol

>>150430678
uhhhh can u not please?

Suns are off to FREMANTLE currently.

>>150430747
i know ben king but who is ma king?

>>150430751
yea no shit

>>150430678
>4 disposals and 4 goals
Whoa. How did you know he'd do that?

gonna call one of yous a faggot

>>150430751
surely they'd rather play gws

They should reduce the home & away rounds and go to a longer 12 team finals system

>>150430756
It's a percentage thing. If they win by a little bit they're against GWS. If they win be a decent amount they're off to Fremantle.

Their current margin means off to Freo.

why do players put the mouthguard in their kicking foot, surely it should be the other one

the suns are hot

did AFL House think essendone were due for giving all these midweek fixtures?

Who got the keys here?

I knew essememe couldn't do it, thanks for nothing

t. doggies customer

>>150430764
10 actually not 12

>>150430773
Why are his fingers so much lighter than the back of his hand?

>>150430768
More mass in leg = ball travels farther.

>dosn win
>suns miss finals
>dogs go to freo and get raped again
would be pretty funny ngl

>>150430773
ben

anderson pretty good

did anderson say nguyen has a small dick

So where do the Suns want to finish? 7th or 8th?
Also loving this Wednesday night footy. Reminds me comfy covid weeknight footy.

>>150430781
hmmm that is odd

>>150430773
Is this Jamie Lannister?

>>150430797
yeah i thought it'd take at least more than 1 quarter
i overestimated dosn i guess

>>150430778
nonce

>>150430797
crisp who ever gets to play gold coast in the elim

>>150430804
Oh shit it is. I thought it was Ewan McGregor, lol

>>150430806
>>150430810
does afl do a bracket challenge?

>>150430804
Yeah

Llordo would have kicked 6 by now

>Damien Hardwick took Suns to the final in his first season there
>GOAT coach!!
Going to be sick.

>>150430612
I cook almost every night and I'm sure as shit not doing it because it's a hobby.

Fuck I wish I lived in Gold Coast

the essendon african is garbage

>>150430765
yea we know that already idiot

is goldstein retiring?

>>150430822
it's his second season

>>150430607
it looks pretty shit since covid every popular place overseas is overcrowded as fuck

>>150430627
There's 8 days before the next game. They would've brought the family up to enjoy the week off.

>>150430827
many people are saying this

>>150430829
How can he? Draper is leaving and they have zero ruck depth. He'll get another year and probably end up playing at least 15 games.

ahh fuck off ya fucking numpty cunt>>150430835

>>150430822
Hate to admit he's a good coach, but he's still a sore sook when his team loses.

Ben King might win the coleman desu.

what the fuck is your problem cunt
i really hope your sake you quoted the wrong post

dons lucky to only be losing by 40 tbqhwyf

>>150430841
The fuck did I do?

chads of /alf/, if i answer this chick with 'ass, pussy and mouth' will I be in?

Fellas.... I think Gold Coast wanna play finals, just a hunch.

>>150430854
Mouth, pussy, reading

>>150430854
yea

Watching this probably a waste of time. Doing a rewatch of Dexter and thought about replaying Hollow Knight with the next one coming soon.
Both those likely a lot more entertaining than this will be. I'll give it to half time.
Please subscribe.

>>150430854
>Pussy
>Ass
>Mouth

Sometimes all I'm the same session tbqh

>>150430854
dont do it aussie bro

>>150430773
so funny

>>150430854
Fix. Shitty. Grammar.

peter wrong

>>150430839
why aren't they just playing visentini and making goldy play in thevfl?

I have a sore back

>>150430854
1. cultivate online discourse to shift Australia's opinion and childish coddling of tradies
2. place stickers that say 'I LOVE SUCKING COCKS' on the rear of tradie vehicles like a ninja in the night
3. have sex with tradies wives

>>150430874
so funny

>>150430860
saw some videos of dexter and it seems like absolute dogslop

>>150430860
>Hollow Knight
oh yeah i forgot the new one was dropping soon
seemingly unpriced still?

whens neafl coming back lads?

>>150430881
based patriot

>>150430884
First couple seasons were okay.

Lads, Isaac just posted

>>150430740
You need to look as though you use the gym without seeming to put in effort, so gym itself is not attractive.

>>150430600
>blacksmithing 88.2
multiple choice bias

>iggs
>fuckin poofs
no such thing as a bi man "bi now, gay later" as the poofs would say

>>150430884
It turns to absolute dogshit around halfway though but the first seasons are actually really good though 3 is a lot weaker than 1, 2 and 4.

>>150430885
Yeah, no price yet though apparently some humble bundle leaker suggested the RRP would be $24.95 USD so probably around $39.95 for us if that turns out to be true.

remember when everyone was complaining about the fox scoreboard

>>150430910
no

turning this game off i actually just do not care at all

>>150430910
I still don't like it but there's nothing I can do. I voiced my rage online like a lot of people did, they ignored us and eventually everyone moved on.

>>150430917
talk to me aussie bro, how's life treating you?

>>150430880
Based tradie

adam saad el bachar houli

ba ba ba

mid-week effort from the mid weak bombers fr

>I'm gonna make my song sweet Caroline
>The normie crowd can sing along and I will be loved

>>150430932
Realistically how the fuck would you get yourself motivated for such a nothing game after a 6 day break? They'll be counting down to being able to get on the beers after the game.

someone just posted lads
idk im not really watching

anyone want a Steam code for the game "Tiny Terry's Turbo Trip"? It was in the humble bundle but I've already played it
It's kind of like Simpsons Hit & Run

Lads, Connor just posted

>>150430936
>>150430941
Bitter little boys need to find a bigger hill to die on

>>150430942
>do it for him

unwin more like nowin

>>150430942
before the game i'm sure brad was talking up how legendary it would be if they knocked the suns out of their first finals series after nobody gave them a chance etc. but that would have lasted about 5 minutes after it became clear they were getting btfo

>>150428810
how much did they pay this cunt to 'come out' as bisexual and tell this bullshit story i wonder. total coincidence with all this fag shit in the news

10/10 this week lads

>>150428611
Imagine being a poof and your last name is brown so when dudes fuck you they have brown on their dick twice.

>>150430974
brown dick kek

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150427143
you pay for better staff to improve the team

exactly

this

rekon Hurn groomed this Brown bloke? did their careers overlap?

Do you blokes have sex

>>150430986
Nah. Not really my thing.

>>150430986
yes

>>150430986
Once or twice 18 years ago

>>150430986
I just did the sad math the other day. Last time was 4 years ago (my 30th birthday). Last time before that was also 4 years. So one root in the last 8 years.

>>150430986
yes

>>150430986
With my wife yeah but most times I can't be bothered. Too tired after a long day's work

>>150430986
Never have, hopefully will with a girl who reciprocates

>>150430986
we're all low test betas here.

Dwayno trying his darndest to pump up the bummers kek

>>150430986
Never have never will

>>150431002
Same. Young people have no idea what it's like to be so tired that even pussy doesn't seem enticing.

kek dumb donsers

>>150431007
Speaking of pumping bummers how is your old man?

>Goldstein killed
RIP

Goldstein just got holocausted

Oy vey it's anuddah shoah

>>150430986
fucked 2 tinder pigs last friday and saturday and have never had more female attention in public than this last week. I swear women can smell other women on you

Is Mitch Brown?

Essendon just had a big black guy go up his rear.

OY

psssssssssssss psss psss psssss

>>150431027
I'm positive they can. I've always got way more attention from women when I'm in a relationship than otherwise.

>>150431027
nah, i reckon it's just your perception being different because you're feeling good about yourself after the sex you had

>>150431027
proud of you champ, novel takeaway

>>150431039
100% maybe we're more relaxed when not pussy starved

>>150431047
You don't sound proud of him, you sound bitter in fact.

>>150431045
i have regular sex but 2 girls in 24 hours regular, felt way more pronounced

"The West Coast Eagles proudly support former player Mitch Brown following his courageous decision to publicly share his story today.

Mitch was a valued member of our club from 2007 to 2016, playing 94 games with distinction.

His decision to speak openly about his identity demonstrates the same courage and integrity he showed throughout his playing career.

We are moved by Mitch's bravery in speaking his truth.

His honesty about his experiences reminds us that we all have work to do in creating truly inclusive and welcoming spaces within our game across the country.

His voice will undoubtedly provide comfort, representation and hope to many across our community.

The West Coast Eagles remain committed to fostering an inclusive environment where every person - past, present and future - feels valued and supported to be their authentic self.

Thanks Mitch, we are incredibly proud to call you one of our own."

>>150430997
>Last time was 4 years ago (my 30th birthday).
Who was she

>>150431054
yeah i wish i could fuck a fat chick and post about it on /afl/ you fucking sped

>>150431064
kek was just about to post this
POOFS

What did the AAMI clangers dad expect would happen? He's kicking the ball directly at his house. Where on the house was he aiming?

>>150431039
This is why it's important to wear a fake wedding ring

>>150431076
Why the hatred and homophobia? That's just sad

>>150431074
You don't sound like you want to, you sound angry in fact.

>>150431064
>“I remember two people having a conversation around how they would feel having a shower next to a gay man, and one of the players said, ‘I’d rather be in a cage full of lions than have a shower next to a gay man,’” Brown said.

>>150431064
West Coast is officially the gayest club in the AFL now.

>>150431065
Prozzie in Vegas.

>>150431083
(you)

>>150431080
Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

>>150431086
Did you tell her it was your birthday

>>150431085
He's bi, it doesn't count. He could be having sex with a woman at this very moment for all we know.

haven't done it with the missus in about 6 months now, honestly it starts to feel awkward to initiate and i get more and more self-conscious the longer the interval

>>150431082
faggot spotted

>>150431084
maybe the guy was gay and wanted to be caged with the Brisbane Lions

>>150431108
Are you married?

>>150431108
just do it, she probably secretly upset that you think she's unattractive or something

>>150431064
>playing 94 games
Does that mean we don't get any father son picks from him?

>>150431102
... no.
I probably should have....

>>150431086
>counting prozzies

>>150431027
>>150431039
>>150431051
been a proven concept for ages that they go for taken men because it gives them validation and self-esteem
not that hard to understand
or even know

>>150431064
everyone bully iggsboomer for this

>>150431129
"everything you stick your dick in counts" according to my gf

Mitch Brown is Victorian, home of the gays.

iggs BTFO todayy

Provisional Elim finals fixture
Gants Hawks Sat Arvo
Fred Sons Sat Night

sex is reddit

>>150430997
sex isn't even that much of a deal tbqdesuwy

>>150431152
bit in this

>>150431132
Yeah but how they know is the question. Do they sense it? Are the men less self-conscious because they're not actively trying? Do they give off some kind of pheremones?

Kek everyone is congratulating the wrong Mitch brown for coming out

it feel like a thursday or frida because the footy

It's about to rain heavily

>>150431153
It's not the sex, it's the fact that every year goes by faster than the previous. And every year seems emptier than the previous.
Oh, and also, sex is fucking awesome.

>>150431162
ever heard about body language

>>150431173
rain is good for our farmers, the backbone of asutralia

>>150431177
No, but I saw it once.

>>150431177
So is it definitively proven that it's body language?

>It's not the sex
>brings up the sex
?

Time for a hot fudge sundae.

>>150431186
women want to bang a man just because they see that man holding hands with a woman champ
yes they are that shallow

>>150431204
I don't think he was holding hands with the Tinder pigs.

>>150431192
>hot fudge sundae

couple of blacks out there tonight

>>150431115
no but i've been with her for almost a decade. she's beginning to complain about it. i know i just got to do it, but i have no drive anymore. i barely even J.O. i almost wouldn't complain or feel bad if she slept around.

Do you blokes think the bombers can come back and win this match

without googling, sing the first line of the suns theme song

>>150431215
we are the suns of the gold coast sky

>>150431204
That's not what I asked.
I have been approached by women with absolutely zero indication I was in a relationship. They had no way of knowing I had a girlfriend until I told them.

>>150431215
done

>>150431215
Suns of the North
Red, yellow and red

>>150431212
>she's beginning to complain about it. i know i just got to do it, but i have no drive anymore.
Sort out your shit and fuck you girlfriend, dickhead.

maybe when a penis gets enveloped by a vagina it lets off a unique scent that women can smell

>>150431212
check test levels and take vit d3 10k iu, zinc, boron and magnesium glycinate

>>150431212
>complains about it
>doesn't initiate it herself

unironically going to stick something in my arse and try and cum without touching my dick tonight

my wife is in a chastity belt and she watches me sodomise in the closet tradies

>>150431236
complaining is the initiation

>>150431237
good luck christian

>>150431237
Wonder where this ranks on the list of attractive hobbies.

>>150431215
Gold Coast way to go him em real hard send them down below gold coast give them the old heave ho we are the gold coast suns

>>150431237
What are you going to stick up there mate?

>>150431215
see the sunners fly up, up

>>150431244
At the bottom.

How many weeks would a player get if he continually stomped on a cunts head

>>150431234
Are you joking? What a load of crap.

>>150431254
two f slurs

>>150431237
Go iggs btw

>>150431254
Depends if finals were on the line.

>>150431254
trip on /heem/ tourist

>>150431141
Mitch Brown went to WA and became a poof.
Nathan Brown stayed in Victoria and remained heterosexual.

It's a perfect twin study.

Straffo was the first AFL fan to come out as gay.

>>150431268
Before Catman?

>>150431265
Wrong, his interview said he first questioned it at 17, before he came to west coast. Ergo, he is a gay victorian.

>>150431265
bet Mitch has stayed in a lot of victorians iykwim

wow, lots of posts in /afl/, must be an interesting game happening

thanks for the advice guys. i've decided i'll fuck my girlfriend if the pies win the flag this year.

god i'm a lazy cunt. a fat fucking worthless lazy faggot prick

this is the grimmest game of the year and that's saying something

>>150431287
check vitamin d levels

did you know miss universe australia is sam closheys girlfriend

Another awful game of football

>>150431297
he's dating jennifer "hank hill" hawkins?

will the suns let essendon get within 5 goals

>>150431298
The AFL has caused irreparable damage to this game

>>150431237
alri Christian afl connasewer

If Gold Coast had beaten Poort last week they'd be 4th right now

>nathan brown has had more pussy than me
>and he likes dick

>Y.M.C.A
>Elton John
they're being ironic right?

very bad year for former afl twins

Essendon are the biggest losers in the league. 20+ years of shit.

>>150424351
>>150424351
>>150424351
NEW

What do essendon stand for?