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Man United are playing in the 2nd round of the League Cup LMAO sub-edition

Wolverhampton Wanderers 3-2 West Ham United
Bournemouth 0-2 Brentford

wirtz is fucking trash germans scammed liverstool. okay not trash but hes playing like somneone worth 50 mil

I wish LRL still visited.

hearing strong rumours of a 12 o'clock RFN torpedo

>>150431243
careful lad the american liverpool janny will ban you for this sort of chat

>>150431257
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEE

mainoo in talks with man city over potential move

Wirtz flop of the season all but confirmed

>>150431257
>>150431267
>>150431276
Literally a min apart, stop replying to yourself and stop putting on a trip for shitty memes.

RFN TORPEDOOOOO

>>150431232
>Arsenal fans cope by saying Spuds Europa League was easier to win than when Sharteta got battered by Olympiacos, Sporting and Villarreal
>half the teams in last season's EL knockouts are CL teams this season
weird

Mental how people keep thinking Ole was good in rectalspect. Just because Amorim is shit doesn't mean Ole was good. Anyone who was around then and knows ball will know just how much he was carried by refball. In fact he was only sacked because the refball stopped and it exposed him massively, something we've seen with almost every United manager since SAF. The only exceptions were managers who were forced out like >Moyes and Mou. In fairness Amorim's refball hasn't stopped yet and he's still fucking dogshit so it shows how poor he really is. But, as previously stated, that doesn't mean Ole was good.

RFN TORPEDOOOOOO

>>150431293
>Spurs team value: £800m
>Bodo/Glimts team value: £80m
Yeah?

>>150431283
>Newfag doesn't know about RFN and his famous torpedos
>>>/out/, get there

>>150431293
and then sharteta battered sporting 5-1 in the CL. weird how things change.

>>150431310
did he get a trophy for that?

>>150431243
shut up irish. we're all sick of you.

>>150431293
shut up italian

>All these RFN torpedos
Did I die then go to haven?

The ultimate issue with the preassist meme is, where does it end
If you're going back 2 players before the goalscorer then why not 3 or 4

>Fulham are advancing in talks for both Kevin from Shakhtar and Samu Chukwueze from AC Milan.
I swear this Chumbawamba fella has moved club about 4 times already in this window

*waddles into the thread*

>>150431358
have been told these transfers are very advanced #TRANSFERS #TRUTH

People keep saying Mainoo started a Euros final with England as if that's a reason as to why he will be a generational talent. That England team was utter dross and lucked their way through the easy side of the draw as per usual. Their midfield got taken to task by Spain and Mainoo was absolutely anonymous. He really is not that good. 45m is his level.

>>150431349
>Savage didn’t pick up and his voicemail message irritated Keane
>“I got Robbie’s number and rang him,” Keane recalled in his autobiography. “His voicemail said: ‘Hi it’s Robbie – whazzuuup!’ Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back.”

>>150431344
>meme

it was always a missing cope

If there is a
>Reading
>Wolverhampton
>West Ham
>Bournemouth
>Burnley
>Norwich
>Southampton
>Preston North End
>Swansea

is there then a
>Listening
>Foxerhampton
>East Ham
>Deadmouth
>Cooley
>Southich
>Northampton
>Preston South End
>Ducklake
?

>>150431415
>East Ham
There was
>Northampton
Yeah

>>150431401
Hopefully Adam Wharton bosses our midfield in WC2026

>>150431358
You might be confused with the one at Chelsea going to Dortmund. Chukwuemeka.

>West Ham United have reignited interest in Botafogo goalkeeper John Victor

FIVE GOALKEEPERS

>>150431415
for me, its spankers hill

west ham or man united by christmas

just thinking about that time Eze played in the same England team as Declan Shite, Bukrappo Stinka, and Piles Poois-Smelly and they got battered by Senegal

>>150431450
happy 60th birthday ange :)

>>150431415
>>Northampton
He doesn't know

>>150431464
what is that mong even doing?

>>150431283
Well said. These threads make me cringe

>>150431476
Only cost Shart £1 billlion to reach the promised land. What a footballing genius

>>150431464
fun to watch a different player each time
every one of them gives up except Gomez

wow. just heard from a very reputable source there's a MATCH FIXING SCANDAL about to go down. expect this to hit MSM sometime soon.

>>150431464
Remember Scousers at the time saying he was offside

>>150431534
It was only a matter of time before somebody noticed all those dodgy corners

bayern sporting director uli hoeneB exploring deal to sign xavi simons

>>150431228 (OP)
Whoever gets scammed into paying 45 million for Pobbie Painoo will be the laughing stock of the transfer window.
Sounds like a Newcastle United transfer waiting to happen.

Remember Geordie Bastard saying Isak wouldn't play for Sweden if he snubbed sandcastle? I remember

We don't have access to your hallucinations and imaginary friends, so I don't remember that

do you think shitizen will disappear after december?

>>150431771
seems like something he would mutter under his breath like the coward he is

Nicolas Jackson has officially SNUBBED newcastle

Penandes owes that ref an apology

grimsby more like sovlby

>>150431787
Tbf to Jackson anyone would pick Bayern over Man United and Newcastle

There is a grimbsy in Canada, I knew a girl from there who had the finest arse I'd ever seen

>>150431799
VGH
Is there a term for when English houses are built like that (all in a straight line with walls touching)? We have some neighborhoods here where the walls of neighboring houses are close but not touching (unless it’s apartments, townhouses, or condos).

>"I am very happy that Alexander Isak wants to be in the squad, he is a huge player.
- Jon Dahl Tomasson, NOT Eddie Howe

>>150431809
Terraced houses.

>>150431809
Terraced housing

>>150431799
reckon bruno could get a penalty into the sea?

>>150431799
is the water there swimable or polluted?

>>150431828
you asking about the ocean bruv?

>>150431828
the north sea? you can swim there

>>150431809
We have houses built in a straight line with walls touching too over here,
They're called slums for some reason

>>150431844
>They're called slums for some reason
because of the residents

>>150431787
>No bid made
>Snub

They're not very good
They're not very goooooood
The team you support
They're not very good

it happened again
it happened agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
tottenham hotspur
it happened again

>>150431998
kuwait a minute is that coming from a supporter of bridesmaid fc?

Henry causing GBs to seethe

How many today?

did you hear that? haha
i said to him kuwait a minute

>>150432004
Arsenal customers look down on spurs somehow even though they're both pathetic chokers, its really weird

>>150432011
im thinking 90 minutes of bench warming

>>150432010
have noticed american customers like yourself are really into that whole ecosphere of pundits and ex-player commentators
couldn't give less of a shit personally, why would i care what someone who hasn't kicked a ball in 30 years has to say

>>150431799
that's Cleethorpes m8

>>150432048
you will have to explain the difference for everyone outside a 5 mile radius

>Sheffield United sign Danny Ings
Will he be another David McGoldrick or yet another old injured shitter?

>>150432036
Celebrity worship is a huge part of yank culture

West Ham had their most successful period since the early 80s under David Moyes before the fans hounded him out for the disastrous spell under Lopetegui who blew £200 Million, leaving Potter with nothing.

getting my daily dose of The Athletic, Tifo Football, HITC Sevens, the Guardian Podcast, and David Squires

>>150432096
They're a poorly run club. How much did they spend on ward prowse? Danny ings?

>>150432143
me? i downloaded a program that does the analytical pitch-drawing stuff and now i make my own analysis videos of some of the football matches i watch

>Dominic Calvert-Lewin moved to Leeds to be closer to his new husband Tom Davies- they married in the summer
Was told by a friend this, not believing it kek

>>150432145
And now Ings has gone to the bottom of the Championship on a free kek

>>150431822
>>150431819
Thank you

>>150432163
The lads as it were.

>>150432163
Dominic Calvert-Lewin-Davies kek

>>150432180
I believe they're gay, just not together
I think they can both do better than each other

>>150431344
yeah but you could rank each one of those actions in terms of importance so it's not a meme. assists and goals can be ranked too. sometimes they're not that impressive, just a simple cross or a tap in

>>150432163
>>150432180
Didnt tom davies have a image change and shaved his hair off to look "tough"

>>150432180
tom davis with the hel looks style

>>150432079
>Non-league
Genuinely couldn't care less m9

>>150431844
richer people over here will live in semi detached or detached houses with bigger gardens. terraced houses are definitely more slummy

>>150432010
Henry is brainlet. No clubs refuse to pay players like Isak has refused to train. Also, football fans aren't outraged at players for wanting to stick around at clubs but they are outraged at Isak doing what he has done. It's not the same reaction

>>150432259
>Henry is brainlet. No clubs refuse to pay players like Isak has refused to train.
Could you write this post again but in English?

>>150432259
Some do get outraged at players sticking around, and if you're mainly interested in narrative building that is all you need.

>>150432259
Why are people upset about isak going on strike when he had an agreement in place to be sold this year, when gyokeres did the exact same thing?

>>150432259
>Henry is brainlet. No clubs refuse to pay players like Isak has refused to train

>>150432300
he's black innit?
Realtalk, he's much better than Gyokeres

>Tom Davies is 27 and plays in the Championship
kek, always knew he was a shitter

>>150432289
not really. you can't compare e.g sancho perhaps staying at man utd with isak wanting to leave newcastle

>>150432300
lol this is the harry kane shit all over again. an agreement to be sold doesn't mean any price has to be accepted

>>150432303
>>150432287
what's difficult to understand. clubs still pay players they don't want around, they keep up their end of the bargain. isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers. it's a completely different sitch

>>150432319
>isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers. it's a completely different sitch

>>150432319
>isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers.
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH SARRR

we're all against psr, right? forcing clubs to sell young players, making them improve stadia when it's not the best financial decision to make and making the league more predictable and boring

>>150432319
>isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers. it's a completely different sitch
nibba are you having a stroke?

Luke Edwards is a fucking joke

you nippers really that dumb and can't understand me? sheesh

>>150432358
what did that bitch do now?

>>150432340
dont like the pure profit selling of youngsters trend but being big should be a gradual process built up by success not something that can be bought

>>150431415
shouldnt it be Frostley?

are wolves trying to get relegated?

>>150432319
>not really. you can't compare e.g sancho perhaps staying at man utd with isak wanting to leave newcastle
But some people will. If you go trawling the internet you'll find plenty of people fuming because Sancho won't fuck off, and if you're invested in making them seem like equivalent cases (I don't personally think they are) that's all you need.

>>150432340
PSR is based, keeping the irrelevant 14 in their place

>SNUBBED
>REJECTED
>GAZUMPED

>>150432340
The incentivising clubs to sell home grown players is absolutely rancid. For calculation purposes the act and buying and selling should be completely separated.

>>150432373
>being big should be a gradual process
firstly, clubs aren't allowed to be become big under psr. secondly, doing things slowly is some cuck shit. we shouldn't be punishing owners for doing good things too quickly

>>150432399
if they're so irrelevant, why do they need to be kept in their place? checkmate

>>150432368
He's clearly an ABL troll

>>150432413
just delusional thinking
is this GB?

>>150432394
>if you about looking with a microscopic glass you will find it
it doesn't even matter what people think. sancho is well within his rights to see out his contract. isak is not within his rights to just not do his job. simple

Everyone is laughing at Newcastle, but please spare a thought for the real laughing stock club that is almost certainly getting relegated.

>>150432413
Some of the irrelevant 14 shitters have delusions of grandeur, that shit needs to be nipped in the bud as quickly as possible

>>150432414
Poocastle fans simultaneously saying a gentleman's agreement means nothing and seething about the absence of a transfer request (which means nothing) is hilarious

>>150432428
Theyll just get moyes in to sav... oh wait um sean dyche?

>>150432428
Potter at West Ham has a higher win % than Amorim at United btw.

>>150432422
yeah it's delusional thinking to think clubs should do things slowly. it's also cuck shit. no virile man goes into an organisation and thinks why don't we improve it slowly. do you think Tom Brady was thinking why don't we stay in League 1 for 5 years and then in the Championship for 10 years so the growth is slow? that's retarded impotent bitch made shit and only a faggot leftist defend the status quo regulation loving pussies could believe it

>>150432457
shant be reading this slop of a post

>>150432429
but if they are in fact delusions they'll be nipped in the butt by reality soon enough. double checkmate

>>150432462
ok faggot keep slopping down on random cocks at some backwater public toilet instead

>>150432463
My fault for trying to argue with an irrelevant 14er, not a braincell between them

imagine going to war and instead of getting things done as quickly as possible and going as direct as possible to the target you try to progress gradually. this argument just shows the state of leftwing low t faggot cucks around today

>>150432457
calm down GB

>>150432447
Isn’t amorim literally tied for the worst ever points tally per game kek

so gb chose to make his return after the humilation by talking about sucking cocks in public toilets
predictable honestly

>>150432469
>>150432457
>buzzwords
>mens cocks
>coombrained
Kys

>gb
as per usual, nobody knows who this character is. please continue to post so people think it's a real person and not you being an autist trying to ruin things because you get called out as a cuck

>>150432476
lol says the brainlet that doesn't actually respond to anything in my post

oh wait

are you

in fact

an epic le trolle

oh my

such genius

i apologise

you are clearly much better than us all and ensnared us with your clever bait

>>150432491
>criticising men for being weak bitches like you
>coombrained
you're coombrained to even think like this

we have a new melty of the week

>>150432502
Youre an americanised little freak and i feel sorry for you. Keep watching your andrew tate videos though mate

is the irishman blathering on about liverpool and the scouser going through his vpns again? day ends in a y, of course they are

>>150432479
>t.leeroy jenkins

who's melting down? I made arguments, others just responded with bullshit like hurr what a sloppy post

>>150432511
>doesn't actually say anything yet again
what a meltdown you are having

who actually watches andrew tate? it's only niggers and muslims that care about this dude. no whites actually careq

>>150432373
Abramovich's Chelsea bought a new team overnight and the world didn't end.
PSR benefits accountants, marketing heads, bureaucrats, anyone who isn't involved with the game of kicking a ball about the pitch.

>>150432524
not really. you missed the
>as possible
part

i'm not advocating for rashness, just not being a bitch like these meltdown having feminised pussies

>>150432540
>the world didn't end.
okay but id rather it didnt happen and would prefer it doesnt happen again
every preference doesnt have to be world ending

RIP Purple Aki :(

>>150432540
>PSR benefits accountants, marketing heads, bureaucrats, anyone who isn't involved with the game of kicking a ball about the pitch.
true and the independent regulator is more of the same. people like Neville act like it's going to fix the current problems in football but it's just more of useless people getting paid instead of that money going into football

>>150432553
you'd rather Man Utd just dominated then? they won 8 of the first 12 PLs before Chelsea won in 04/05. psr just makes football more predictable and boring

>>150432544
you can spend money when you have the fanbase and income that justified it
we dont want arabs to come in and offer 5x the wages to play for some shit club with no support because its bad for the majority
dunno why youre so angry m8 its quite pathetic
how emotional you are is extremely feminine ironically

>>150432584
>you'd rather Man Utd just dominated then
not actually that simple is it

>>150432479
Sometimes the best way to defeat an enemy that has set up a strong and organized defensive perimeter around a strategic location is to lay siege, cut off supply lines, and patiently wait for the enemy to weaken, become disorganized, and open up avenues for attack.

there's at least ONE indian/paki UK flag in this thread.
let's think about that for a moment.......

if man united and liverpool are these big legacy clubs with massive pull then why do they even fear a free market? after all the best players in the world would pull on a red shirt for a bag of beans right?

Purple Aki has died lads, terrible day

>>150432593
>you can spend money when you have the fanbase and income that justified it
except it's the spending of money that brings in that income. leftists never understand business. or aspiration

>we dont want arabs to come in and offer 5x the wages to play for some shit club with no support because its bad for the majority
it's good for the majority. city and chelsea have been good for the league

>dunno why youre so angry m8 its quite pathetic
you sound like a woman who thinks i'm angry because i call her a cunt. i'm not angry i'm just stating a fact. goddamn pussy

>>150432615
yeah totally except that doesn't actually apply in any way to the conversation we're having. nukecastle aren't benefitted in any way by their owners not being allowed to spend though. good post though even if it is totally irrelevant and awful

Remember, dont waste your time arguing with an Arsenal fan, just wait.

>>150432646
free market libertarianism is a cucked position acting like its a tough right wing one is really stupid and shows you have the political understanding of a teenager
just free market my borders
just free market my economy
just free market my wife

>>150432645
mental how you'd be called a racist for calling him purple these days

>citymong still melting down

Grim grim grim

Derby Rovers have signed another player from Blackburn County

what does PSR have to do with Poocastle being unable to sign a Callum Wilson replacement?

>>150432553
Because?

>>150432723
im not a free market cuck
for more information see >>150432674

>>150432674
why are you making such a general ideological point? preventing investment and putting money into useless shit like paying lawyers doesn't become a good thing because free market bad

also, capitalism is based on monogamous independent marriage

>>150432756
dont like foreigners coming in simple as
if you want to put a tea towel around your head thats your cucked prerogative

>>150432776
why don't you propose banning foreigners coming in then and not banning investment then, spacker?

also, do you propose we get rid of all foreign players as well?

>>150432817
why are you so emotional anyway, has your tea towel been exposed?

>>150432833
>nothing of substance in response
>y u so emotional
fuck off back to rebbit you literal vagina

>>150432886
t. towel

>>150432739
The closed shop has an objectively negative impact on the quality of football being played. There's really no reason to be in favour of it unless you have a job at a legacy club.

>>150432908
t. towel

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/akinwale-arobieke-found-dead-flat-32360587
RIP

>>150432895
yes let's go back and forth with nothing of value just because you're losing. exactly the same as people who shout about 'dave' and 'aw.' destroy the quality of posts to cry about made up bullshit

>>150432914
haha he/she called you towel again. epic. what source. get it

>>150432593
>fanbase
Nothing to do with football.
>income
Nothing to do with football.

>>150432940
t. towel

>>150432940
>>150432945
oh fuck man he called you towel. you have definitely lost this debate. don't call him a faggot or a cuck for acting like this though because that makes you American for sure. are you dave? bet you are. hilarious characterfagging memes

you can call me towel, but don't call me late to dinner (tea)

>>150432961
Look at this towel ass mothafucka

>>150432979
>a fucking towel

>>150432980
ha yeah psr is still for cuck pussies tho xd you're a faggot lolol low t bitch laughing emoji

>>150432961
I know my perspective isn't popular here, but I also know the arguments and apologetics used for PSR are extremely poor so I'm not fussed by the namecalling. Just assures me I'm in the right.

but seriously no 16 year old player making his debuy should be allowed by the manager to have his first name on the back of his shirt

>>150433007
of course they're just bitches. they want to lower the discussion and wear you out with nonsense like calling you towel because they're too weak to fight you directly. then they think they think regular t people don't see them for the faggots they are

>leftists having a meltdown because regulation is keeping certain clubs poor and keeping in a place elite other clubs
LMAO their whole ideology is in shambles

Don't care how it happens, just want footy to be interesting again
The same clubs have been the best ones for 30 years now with the exception of City which is no longer allowed to happen by design

If Newcastle didn't want to overpay for striker because of Isak bank wouldn't it be smarter to sell him, buy other positions they needed and then went for a striker and said that's all we have left?
What's the point not selling before we buy when whole world knows you need a striker and have a record fee waiting at the table.

Imagine a world without the God Six...

>>150432373
>being big should be a gradual process built up by success not something that can be bought

Basically all of them bought it though. Liverpool in the '70s and '80s, United in the '80s and '90s, Chelsea since 2003, City since 2008, and Tottenham have been trying to do it since the '80s, but only became relevant because of Bale's match against Inter. The only club that arguably didn't was Arsenal, but they have their own fuckery going way way back.
H*ck, even Real Madrid, the biggest and bestest club in world soccer entertainment, only became relevant because of their enormous spending in the '50s and '60s.

>>150433240
>The only club that arguably didn't was Arsenal, but they have their own fuckery going way way back.
Dubbed the "bank of England" back in the 1920s or somewhere.

>>150433240
that guy's a civil servant, he doesn't understand the concept of entrepreneurial risk. just don't think too much and the football regulator will make all thngs bettter

>>150433421
t. towel

>>150433157
How come Poocastle are insisting that Liverpool must pay their absurd asking price for Isak but aren't willing to pay other clubs asking price for their striker?

Selling out all of your cultural institutions to Arabs is based actually, a cuckservative thread (1/89)

>>150433421
tea towel, there is nothing entrepreneurial about arabs sports washing their image

>>150433421
This post REEKS of towel

>>150433462
arabs don't to sportswash their image, idiot

and if you are against arabs, why not be against arabs instead of against all investment? low iq on display here

>>150433460
where are arabs mentioned in the psr regulations, midwit?

>>150433491
>you're a towel because I have no argument

>>150433493
>arabs don't NEED to sportswash their image, idiot
correction

>>150433493
w-why are you talking about the tea towel on my head and what it represents
t. towel

tea towel is a mad man still arguing for tea towels

>>150433525
without starboy Bukrappo Stinka?

>>150433493
>n-n-nooo they aren't sportswashing

https://youtube.com/shorts/iw0UJOZ9Lo0

Reminder Geordies attacked anti-saudi protesters outside St James Park when Saudi Arabia played there

Reminder geordies used Saudi propaganda talking points like "y-yyoure racist. The British empire did bad things too!"

"right wingers" do cuck to arabs so their little tea towel minion having the same talking points does make sense to be fair

Mad how no one gave a shit about Arabs, Saudi Arabia, or "human rights violations" until their soccer franchise(s) was potentially threatened

>>150433605
>People start caring about something when it has a direct presence in their life

Yes shocking, very high IQ observation

>>150433605
there are a bunch of influencers that move to saudi even some that convert to islam so its not only a football thing its a cultural thing more generally, they also put on really shitty soulless boxing events and other sports
but yeah if the point is we dont care as long as they stay in their desert and dont bother us you are basically correct

Wherever geordies go they MUST lick the arses of Muslims, this is simply non negotiable

Remember after the league cup win Saudi Arabia started paying geordie influencers to promote Riyadh in their celebration videos kek

Damn arabs live rent free in britisher's heads.
No one cares you sad fucks, talk about trans

>>150433718
tf
tp
that tea towel

Arsenal's lack of trophies is really winding the fanbase up.

>>150433797
>big chances created
meme stat

>>150433845
in this instance it's quite helpful because mo Salah is in fact the best creator in the League

this hostile language towards arabic minorities is really making me feel uncomfortable here lads, gotta do better, it's unacceptable in 2025.

>>150432645
David Unsworth can finally move back to Liverpool

>>150433718
It's more an ABN thing. Newcastle have won one league cup in 70 years and it's absolutely melted the brain of Sky6 customers. I'm a QPR fan, but I would love PSR removed just to watch how far the brain melting can go.

Pro PSR cucks will literally admit to your face they want how much a team can spend to be entirely divorced from league position and to instead rely entirely on being a legacy team who got rich before the rules that can sell shirts to smelly indians and fat retarded yanks.

>>150433945
t. towel

>Spurs ready to move for Xavi Simons
>Simons has been on Chelsea’s radar for some time, with the club wanting to offload Nicolas Jackson or Christopher Nkunku, before pressing ahead with a move of their own.
>Tottenham have been interested in Simons for some time and there is optimism he would be open to a move to north London, despite his apparent interest in joining Chelsea.
>The likelihood is that Spurs will only make an offer if they believe they can quickly close a deal and minimise the threat of Chelsea stealing Simons away.

>>150433959
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>150433959
I accept your concession

You now remember when Newcastle were relegated with a mastermind managerial performance from Alan Shearer and Sunderland avoided relegation as a result.

>>150433979
>>150434018
t.

Man in his 20s raped in Liverpool city centre

Detectives have issued CCTV images of a man they want to speak to

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-20s-raped-liverpool-city-32359175

>Manchester United and Chelsea are close to agreeing terms Alejandro Garnacho in a deal worth up to £40m.
>The 21-year-old has no future under Ruben Amorim which has given negotiations a different dynamic but there is also a realisation that Chelsea are acquiring Premier League-proven young talent. The price reflects that, given United started by benchmarking his value against the £50m that Arsenal paid Chelsea for the England international Noni Madueke

>>150434071
>PL proven
Has he done literally anything other than scoring a bicyclekick?

>>150434050
Rodrygo decided he didn't want to leave Madrid, which nullified the Savinho deal.

>>150434064
I'm sure he's a native that's lived in this country his entire life.

>>150434064
sinaga?

>>150432079
There will never be another David McGoldrick

>>150434064
Afghans

>>150434034
Only you care about that irishmong

>>150434263
RFN already confirmed the deal is done

>>150434071
Great job sending him to the netherworld and tanking his value at a time where similar players are going for £50-70m. Another Amorim masterclass.

>>150434277
very impressive use of emojis

>>150434277
So nothing new except isak sucking saudi cock in the garden?

>>150434291
don't care about your boring gimmick boringlad

>>150434277
lol

>>150434307
we don't sign our posts here

>Because of his age, Max Dowman has to get changed in a separate room to his team-mates before training sessions and on matchdays

kek, I suppose these precautions are necessary at a club where Partey was shielded for years

dave finally got to the library to post the OLDS

>>150434411
this makes sense, but I also wouldn't like the two year build up and then "surprise guys here's my willy"

Shut up 190 you boring CUNT.

>>150434428
pardon?

only fitizen could leap from 'guy is accused of raping two 25 year old women' to 'raping a child'. but then again, like his buttbuddy 190, they're into noncery and it's on their mind constantly.

watch the seethe as my point is proven.

nonce.

>>150434411
At what age can they change in the same dressing room? 18 would make sense but I haven't heard about 17 year olds and whatever using separate dressing rooms.

>>150434445
if I'm joining a team, you want to rip off the band aid of being naked around your teammates, simple science

>>150434452
sweden couldn't resist asking the details

CAM ON GRIMSBY

>>150434457
bet you cant wait to whip it out

>>150434452
18.

>>150434491
ya you swing it to and fro for a laugh when you get in the shower, straightest thing you can do

I wish /sp/ had IDs

waste of a wish

I wish I had 3 more wishes

ok sven thinking outside of the box we're cooking

>the pair gave each other hugs
Mhmm mhmm indy...

>>150431228 (OP)
this cant be real..

>>150434446
you sound brown

>>150434599
i am brown so what?

will we enjoy a fine /mug/ todaysevening or will it be a grim(sby) one

>>150434627
theres no chance, its must win for united and grimsby are in the 4th tier. if they lose amorim is 100 percent sacked which would be a shame for /mug/

>>150434635
do we know the lineups yet? if they are already thinking about the weekend they might put out teenagers at the start and grimsby get ahead, and then defend for their lives after the first team come on
it happens every year in a cup to someone

>>150434607
>i am brown
kek

>>150434568
warra pre-assist for wirtz

>>150434627
have to agree with everyone else, literally zero chance

>>150434787
>maguire
>heaven
>fredricson
bro is playing 3 at the back against grimsby

>>150434904
>>150434904
do do do do
its the matchy

tldr: olise to liverpool soon

>>150434411
>club called Arse anal
>15 year olds at risk of being sexually abused
part n' parcel innit

why is this game on sky and itv?

b-but klanfield... t-that liverpool feel...

>>150435418
>*loses*

>Aston Villa want to sign BVB striker Maximilian Beier
>>150434974
>BayernSpace
kek, thats the same guy who claims to direct the match day strategy from Buyern via IPad

>>150435418
Based Kroos, scousetroons seething

>>150435466
>thats the same guy who claims to direct the match day strategy from Buyern via IPad
based

>>150435418
I've heard from Germans Kroos is a bit of a brainlet chud

4chan launches legal action against Ofcom in US

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyjq40vjl7o

>>150435625
>controversial websites
just want to post frogs and talk about the footy

>>150435625
Based Hiroshima Nagasaki telling Keith and his band of merry Jews to get fucked

>>150435617
every single german footballer who talks about football after their playing career is over ends up talking like a big retard. pick any german legend of the game and the germans hate them because of the shite they talk on tv lol

>>150431228 (OP)
lads, fucking hell this garnacho deal weve been bent over so badly again

20, prem proven, Home grown, golden boy nominee, Argentina international, puskas award winner, low wages. Close to the top for g/a in his age bracket.

MUFC: 32 + addons TO A RIVAL

Fucking chelshit got more than that for madueke who can barely kick a ball, liverpoop almost got that amount for doak, for quansah who even are these people ffs

>>150435739
Amorim is crashing this plane with no survivors

>>150435617
he is just a bit of a troll who likes to rile people up

>>150435418
He said this as a joke btw

>BREAKING: Arsenal still have £134m left to spend this summer before reaching their £302m FFP limit, according to Squawka.

>The Gunners have already committed £168m upfront on 7 signings, with an additional £75m due in installments.

Thry could do the funniest thing re: isak

>>150435956
What, get snubbed?

>>150436218
Bid Liverpool out of the market. Liverpool can't spend as much as arsenal.

>>150434635
>>150434719
well well well

Is Amorim the most fraudulent manager of all time?

fucking hell lmao

>grimsby town

grim scoreline (get it? because of grimsby town)

>>150436387
>2-0
fucking hell sack him at half time

I genuinely did not think it was this bad.

A goalkeeper would be expected to save this shot 91% of the time, according to xGOT.

My boy Amorim just needs more time

>>150436664
GNev2 wasn't wrong

>tesco
>shitsco
>keksco
>fiasco
90+10 million pounds pumped into the german economy by sir jim ratcliff

>It's the squad of shitters
>It's the bad influences
>My boy Amorim just needs his very specific players for his system
>Just needs... more... time....
This is genuinely embarrassing, I wasn't on /sp/ the day of the 4-0 vs MK Dons but now I get to experience a complete fuck up on that level

SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS EV! WE NEED THIS BROS! KIDS HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WEEK!

at least they won the transfer window lads

>>150436610
>despite
.

>>150436738
Assuming they lose tonight Amorim has to go tomorrow.

Where's the phlip that said it was mad to keep EtH? The same one that said it was mad to keep Ole?

Amorim is a dead man walking. I don't care if United make a comeback, the damage has been done

WE CAN HEAR THEM CRYING IN /SP/
MANCHESTER LOSING AT GRIMSBY
LAUGHED AT RUBEN AND TOLD HIM TO GET BENT
FUCK OFF DAVE I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR TENT

NANANANANANA NANA

>>150436860
They might as well play with 8 men every game, the Amorim system is that fucking atrocious.

>>150436860
Honestly just mutually agree to terminate the contract and bring Gareth Southgate as a caretaker just get it over with
At least Southgate will be able to somewhat fix the off field problems if he does what he did with the three lions

*down 4-0 at halftime against club brugge, 7-1 on aggregate*

>>150436971
the secret truth is that soufgate did nothing to fix the team cohesian thing in the england squad. the truth is that rivalries like that just dont exist in england anymore because of the internet. you can play in fucking timbuktu and if i'm playing for Spurs, I can still talk to you for 6+ hours every day thanks to the internet. the tribalism of regional football is gone on a club level. it only exists between fans.

>>150436986
>your English team have just been embarrassed 3-0 on penalties by a bankrupt club whose fans are in open revolt against their owner and even boycotted the match last night
>your Scottish team haven't won a single league match and are now being humiliated by a gang of waffle loving lads

BRAVO 49ERS

state

>Amorim was a young up and coming coach with a very specific play style
>Accepts a "now or never" offer from United who are complete shit at the time
>Players don't fit him system (and are shit)
>Transfers don't really help
>Now on the verge of being sacked with the worst win record in United's history and one of the worst in league history
>Reputation completely destroyed in less than a year because he couldn't wait it out for a better team with players more suited to his style

I'm actually embarrassed lmao. I'm laughing at the ridiculousness of this. Like I'm fucking livid, but I'm laughing instead of raging. I'll celebrate if we win this, but jesus christ I've gone from saying when to if and I'm laughing at how fucked this is. Theres going to be some silly german word for this.

>>150437031
I mean you have to be professional if you are playing for a national team rivals or not
But at this point amorim has to go if he goes to anfield the shit Liverpool is going to do to this United side is going to make 7-0 look like a joke
>>150437069
Ironically spurs post Ange would have been a pretty solid fit

>>150437069
>muh style
Good managers adapt. Said it in the match thread but I'm staggered to believe he's had any managerial success whatsoever. Fuck Sporting, I'm shocked he's even managed to achieve anything in the Portuguese lower leagues.

>>150437069
You forgot the most important part
>Is such a dogshit manager that he can't adapt a style to fit the players he already has
1 dimensional sunday league manager at best.

The melty from Dave tonight is going to be absolutely biblical

Has Liverpool ever won a treble? Yeah I thought so

>>150436983
Um...

>>150437135
no thanks we're quite happy with thomas frank

>>150437069
always thiight it was funny how Uyd fans insisted last year was an extended pre season and they wouldnt judge him and now they want him gone 2.5 games into the new season

absolute retards

What’s really sad is that even if United lose to Grimsby and finish fucking 15th again they’ll still be able to offer inflated wages to top players and spend hundreds of millions because your ability to spend is completely divorced from performance in the prem (if you’re a member of the sky six)

>>150437453
done him

Homeless night for the bad.

>>150437443
I'm actually a spurs enjoyer too I'm happy with Frank so far market shitshow not so much I just try to be as unbiased as I can
It's just someone who plays/manages man United is so hard to judge since the club is a poisoned chalice to the extreme

>>150437453
Not even him but you're a retard

>>150437656
he said a treble not continental treble my friend

Why did they cut Liverpool out of this list?

>>150437656
how would you define "a treble" if not winning three trophies in a single season?
what would call winning three trophies in a single season if not "a treble"?

>>150437656
There was no specification of THE treble you dafty.

Can't believe Pep won a quad with City

>>150437656
He said "a treble" not "the treble".

>>150437751
To think it was Nathan fucking Joneses Southampton that stopped him from winning the quadruple

>>150437751
DSL wouldn't let us forget it

Anon doing gods work exposing how many Liverpool fans are here. They always get vexed over this treble discussion. Look at them all coming out if the woodwork lmao.

you not watching the match dave?

>>150437789
You're 2-0 down to Grimsby and you're trying to distract us from this hilarious fact

>>150437834
Imagine thinking I support shitnited

>>150437846
Imagine being such a cowardly, shovelling homeless manc you're too embarrassed to tell the truth.
Stay warm tonight Dave ;)

When you have Spurs and Chelsea fans supporting Arsenal against Liverpool, you know Liverpool are the worst

>>150437907
I wasn't consulted on this vote. Had I been, I'd have also voted for Liverpool.

Would have been 3-0 with VAR there

Do you think these United lot feel ashamed?

ABUbros...

>>150438154
Dunno how the linesman just outright doesn't know the rules there.

>>150438178
They are already deep in shit as it is
It's like that top gear gag where something bad happens to the one of them the other goes still could be worse something even worse happening to the other one of the trio

>>150438178
dont worry they won the transfer window

>>150438178
They're being paid 200k+ a week why would they care. United a soulless now. It's a club with no ambition where players go to get a fat cheque.

>>150438210
>Linesman is man of the match because that was never offside
>Mark Goldbridge

bruh what are you doing

>>150438341
hahahaha

>>150438341
this can't be real

>>150438341
10/10 webm

>>150438341
This genius was rejected by West Ham

hey sorry im new to the game and i dont really know soccer but is grimsby town a good team? i thought manchester united was one of the best soccer teams? shouldnt they be winning?

Jfc

United need to buy this goalkeeper

>>150438491
You're mistaken. Grimsby town are 20 time league champions, 13 time fa cup champions and 3 time champions league winners. Manchester United are in league two.

Man U equalized as im typing this and no one is forcing him to do the job but i cant help but feel bad for amorim at this point

>>150438341
>it actually worked

>>150438695
His face says it all. That anon from earlier is right, damage done

>>150438491
Whomst

>>150438491
who woman? how foots game?

>>150438491
>lust provoking image
>unrelated question about common knowledge

>>150438341
blud playing checkers when everyone else is playing chess

manure are to grimsby as spurs are to psg

>>150438751
>>150438805
mikaela testa
who cares feet are for walking

>>150438975
WRONG! hot feet are for my mouth!

Sesko is atrocious
Not trusted to take any of the first round of penalties LMAO!

Ffs I was going to make a joke that THIS is why United bought so many forwards who were the penalty takers at their old club but Cunha fucked it

>>150438975
Extremely bogged face. Sad

>>150439248
pretty sure the body is fake too, but it looks good in photos so what ever

Amorim needs to sack himself at this point

I've never heard of a striker waiting this longtotakeapen

Almost thought Sesko was subbed off

This is beyond embarrassment

>>150439486
This is ridiculous
Honestly thought onana was gonna miss it

Lmao Amorim has his head in his hands in the dugout

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MBEUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ANOTHER AWFUL DAY FOR THE HOMELESS... WHEN WILL IT END????

SO
IT
HAPPENED
AGAIN

Toppest of Lels

L M F A O

It happened again!

>>150439531
I dedicate this Lee Jackson classic to him
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hV65nhz_H1M&pp=ygUMWW91IHN1Y2sgbGVl

ALL 200M JUST SHAT THE BED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150439216
Maybe the joke still works actually. Fucking lmao. The absolute fucking state if these players. 200 odd million on forwards and 2 of them miss and the most expensive one is fucking 10th down the line.

>£140m
>both miss

Is a pitch invasion the irl of a /mug/?

Have a good night Dave!

Tinpot competition anyway we'll be better off with the midweek rest to focus on the league and FA cup.

>United's first big summer signing misses the penalty that would have sent United through in normal penalty shootout

>United's second big summer signing misses the decisive penalty that saw them lose

>United's third big summer signing skied a sitter from 4 yards at the very end of the match which would have sent them through without the need for penalties

L M A O
L M A O
L M A O
L M A O

TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS

I was genuinely howling with laughter watching that

what a day lads

Manchester United are out of the league cup in August...

United out thanks to Cunha and Mbeumo.

>>150439798
Sesko being fucking TENTH (10th, after 9 whole other players) in the order of penalty takers is the grimmest of grim things about this match against a club called Grimsby. What even is that?

HUMILIATION ON THE BANKS OF THE HUMBER

>>150436316
>>150434719
>>150434635
APOLOGISE

the mancunian fears the mighty mariner

>>150439957
It's called being a fucking pussy.

>>150436664
Carra stealing both my top 4 teams and relegation teams btw

>>150439957
Certified bitch made move. 80 mil for a guy pissing his pants taking a penalty vs fucking Grimsby.

>>150434719
Remember to always bet on the opposite of whatever the retarded Jeetnadian says.

I had Potter getting sacked first but honestly now I'm changing it to Amorim

remember when everyone was joking about a mid-week mug .... I have no words

From the Guardian livetext:

>I went to Sporting Lisbon last season, not long before Amorim left. Speaking to people there, learning about his impact on that team, he seemed like precisely the kind of character United needed as they seek to return to some kind of sporting relevance. Perhaps not.

>>150440073
I was only half joking
I'm not even surprised by this result

>>150424892
How do I support my new club Grimsby Town FC from India,
Any Grimsby anons have any suggestions ?

sportsbar just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEIFvtcAatA

>>150439824
It gets worse:

>Cunha's old team Wolves are through to Round Three

>Mbeumo's old team Brentford are through to Round Three

>Sesko's old team RB Leipzig are through (to Round Two in the DFB-Pokal)

>>150440062
If THIS doesn't sack him the shit Liverpool will do to his united side in October? will

Is there a 606 program on tonight?

>>150440008
>>150440033
I know Bruno, Maguire, Mbeumo, Cunha are all good at penalties so I get them being in the first 5 and Dalot is presumably not bad either but not 6th? 7th? 8th? 9th? But 10th? That's unforgivable imo. I'm beating a dead horse here but it just genuinely boggles my mind that he hid. I can understand confidence issues from being a 80-90m mega blockbuster signing but it's a fucking penalty like.

Amorim has to be the worst Man U manager in history right? Sure they got relegated and theres probably some manager from 100 years ago with fuck all going for him, but I'm willing to bet Amorim has got to statistically be the worse by now

>>150440251
Nah, talkSPORT is the closest to it. But for every 2 legit callers there's a fake caller.

>Manure spent their summer splurging on forwards and gazumping poocastle to prove they’re still big boys instead of getting a decent keeper
>the forwards either all miss pens or hide until the 10th one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>150440285
...so far

>>150440150
Agreed, was inevitable from the very start of the match. I'm not even sure you can give a single United player any credit at all.

>>150440257
>you are now imagining if Sesko had moved to Newcastle and played on Monday night

>>150440182
And both Wolves and Brentford beat other Premier League clubs to go through.

Cunha and Sesko are 003 now

>"prem proven" xG overperformers are actually garbage
Who could have thought

>>150440308
Lol, true

EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO (next OP)

>>150440356
Even funnier was the media itself espousing this

>>150440323
Yes. Only Leipzig is comparable (Sandhausen being 4th tier in Germany) and they came back from 1-2 down. On that note I love that in the Pokal the lower league team gets home advantage by default.

>>150440285
By far the worst since SAF

>>150440285
Statistically this is a draw for Amorim. Games that go to penalty shootouts don't count as wins/losses due to their tiebreaker nature. His stats from this will actually flatter him

99% chance that clip of amorim hopelessly doing tactics will end up on lad culture instagram pages

Grimsby Town fucking lmao.

>Grimsby goalkeeper Christy Pym:
"I'm struggling to take it in. I'm a fan of Manchester United."

>>150440425
>I love that in the Pokal the lower league team gets home advantage by default.
That IS really nice. Sure it's technically fair when it's random but it's not at the same time.

Dave (aka 190) going to have to switch gimmicks and who he supports for the next month at least.

>>150440494
>me and the boys trying to come up with the perfect reply when she texts "hey" with 4 ys

>>150440370
Guarantee you Cunha Kinder Bumbo and Sesko would all be playing well if they’d gone to Newcastle. Players know Manure is a tar pit but the big wages and opportunity to be the players who finally fix United are too much to do deny

>>150440521
Lad should bump elbows, he's an upgrade on their current goalkeepers

very very funny but /epl/ is going to be completely spammed for at least a week now by the homeless so swings and roundabouts

>[Grimsby Town manager] David Artell has a chat with ITV. He is only vaguely coherent at times, perfectly understandably. But he’s quite kind to Ruben Amorim:

>Look, they’re an unbelievable team. They’ve got an unbelievable manager, and they’re on the right track.

>>150440521
is it the excitement of beating them or is it the current level of shame of the club that he is struggling to take in?

>>150440551
Not much different than Saudi or our league to a degree

I was actually ranting when Maguire equalised because I was like
>How the fuck do you fuck this up Grimsby? Could be the most memorable night in a long time and you bottle it against a shit Man U side
I turned off penalties, glad they won.

>>150440562
Fuck me we're going to he hearing about every single Liverpool schizo theory he can come up with 24/7

Imagine paying 80m for a striker and he is so useless hes literally the last outfield player to take a penalty

>>150439965
no apologies necessary, through the mysticism of cold reading I concocted an elaborate voodoo spell that I call the "reverse jinx", which I can only perform when it is for the greater good, but takes a severe toll on my health and sanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy3WNIP4jyo
Carabao Cup Third Round Draw about to start

>>150440548
Exactly.
>me thinking about my next words when she boxes my right arm and says i hate youuuuu

>>150440626
Who even cares at this point

>>150440612
Refs were cheating for united. Disallowed a perfectly good goal that would've put Grimsby up 3-0 and then on United's equaliser, let them take it like 3 times because of things "off the ball".

>>150440551
Wasn't Sesko offered higher wages at Newcastle?

>>150440634
surprised youre still here manure sissy

>>150440648
lel
meant it more as "fuck the draw let's just laugh at united all night long"

>>150440580
The Pep Guardiola classic

How would you punish the Utd players if you were the manager?

>>150440636
>then on United's equaliser, let them take it like 3 times because of things "off the ball".

and completely ignored Maguire horse collaring the defender to get past him

>>150440672
extend their contracts

>>150440636
That's why I was ranting.

>>150440672
Mate the players should be gang beating him

Reminder SAF won a league title with pensioners, rafael and Phil Jones in defence. Cleverly, Ashley Young and a 40 year old giggs in midfield. They were so good in 2013 that had they won every game after wrapping up the league they'd have broken the points record at the time which was held by mou's super star Chelsea team. I'm not even a united fan but SAF was special. Always got the best out of his players and played great attacking front foot football.

>>150440672
Honestly what there is to say he's probably going to get sacked I'll probably stay silent outside

>>150440169
Fancode streams league two games I think. They definitely stream all league one games. Not completely sure about league two.
The subscriptions also pretty cheap there. It's like 100₹ for the whole season.

I'm going to throughly enjoy watching the youtube mongs rage over this. The hope when Mbuemo scored, the silence on the refball to United, the elation when Maguire equalises (again) and then the LEL over penalties.

Shame the cope will be
>Well, penalties can go either way.... We showed /strong mind/ to pull it back at an away game...
Etc.

>>150440695
LOL

Have you seen how smug Mount(!!!) was towards the Grimbsy fans after his penalty

>>150440769
Aki isn't dead is he?

>had United won they would have got Sheff Wed
wew

>>150440809
croaked it lad

>>150440769
How did you guess mate lol

>>150440809
I'm afraid he is. Died today.

>>150440778
Who?

>>150440809
Died last night or early this morning, I forget. He's in heaven now, touching muscles....

>>150440823
LMAO

>Crystal Palace v Millwall has just been drawn out
LOL

>>150440637
No

>>150440840
more like 'missin" mount hehe

>>150440954
>>150440954
>>150440954
>>150440954

>>150440746
Just checked. They do stream league two, but don't stream all matches. Better than nothing I guess

>>150440979
That's Roy Keane who has not managed since 2011

>>150440922
>Port Vale
>Forest
>Chelsea
>Spurs
>Villa
>City
>Liverpool
>Newcastle
Winners of that round.

>>150440986
I already have the annual subscription, just turned on notifications for League 2 matches,
Can't wait to start following this soulful club

Flying Pig broke his printer.

>>150440714
>Always got the best out of his players
What about from 1987 to 1992?