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Elliott friedman is a bitch ass nigga

coach primate

>>150434130
Wrong thread

happy bud1228 mitch73 and burrito10022!

TUSKS UP

this was supposed to be a Flamiacs thread

>>150434219
Flames fans deserve to be mocked after spamming ITT these past 3 years

>>150434225
thoughts on your victory over trb?

I sure love this playoff format which rewards the Hurrican'ts for playing the worst division constantly so they get anally raped in the ECF every season! Thanks Gary Bettman! What a terrible playoff format.

based flames making em seethe

Flames and Islanders

>>150434299
Keep spamming them, lets see where they finish again after more retarded image spam. Surely they'll keep more players if I keep photoshopping a loli to my teams players as well.

he's so mad kwab

>>150434275
>>150434311
hey bud we saw the merch last night. are you upset about JVOEL's dyke haircut? you should've spent that money on an islanders jersey haha

trb lost everything

Dustin Wolf sub .900 campaign incoming. One season manlet wonder.

>>150434265
He should marry and reproduce quickly otherwise he’ll end up a leftover like Crosby

Do women really lie about getting raeped by hockey teams?

hello /hoc/, I haven't been here in a long while

>>150434451
I want to take red dress girl in a back room for some adult fun.

>>150434354
Can't beat the tape

>>150434451
you're here all day trb

>>150434409
all evidence points to yes

>>150434130
and there it is

this girl loves her flames and islanders :)

>>150434511
>everyone is trb
yep it's samir

>>150434562
Your replying to a trb false flag

>>150434409
Is it a lie if she wished it happened and still masturbates to the thought of it to this day?

>>150434574
>everyone is a trb false flag
yep it's omar

>>150434451
Welcome back fren :)

>>150434451
go back fag

NHL rebuilds get destroyed because some boomer old fart gets too scared a younger player will have more minutes than some scrub 36 year old journeyman on the third line

>>150434354
ive seen some retarded takes here but his might be the king retard of the retard takes.

>>150434674
Just like my Islanders

>>150434552
post tits or get the fuck out whore (post feet as well)

>>150434674
NHL rebuilds get destroyed on Gary's orders. How else do these jamooks get another job after the job is done.

>>150434562
yep xhe be bubblin' @ his loss to bud n' mitch

funny that trb acts like a tough guy when mitch would absolutely kick his ass irl kek

go flames go knights go copey go mitch go bud

>>150434706
Yes Gary Bettman does it and not retarded NHL ownerships and coaching staffs. No, I don't want the talented 22 year old on the third line, it's too much for him! We need him near the two worst players instead of risky valuable minutes for that 36 year old!

>>150434739
Am I having a stroke or does this not make sense

>>150434762
that's bud prose for ya

mettiesjetties

>>150434762
>Team calls up young player
>team is too retarded to let young player on a better line, staples them to the bottom line
>team refuses to let go of a player who is a liability (36 year old)
>young players development ruined, becomes AHL garbage

mitch: knows that playoff goals don't count towards regular season records, birthday celebrated
trb: casual who doesn't understand hockey, birthday uncelebrated

lol

>>150434819
based mitchiac

mitch: doesn't write bud1 or admit to being gay on an exposed stud
trb: writes bud1 and admits to being gay on an exposed stud

remove the salary cap

remove NTC/NMC's

implement a salary floor and luxury taxes

relocate the predators and hurricanes

fold calgary and seattle

>>150434833
Reinhart lmao

>>150434874
Hey I love my flames :(

One day Utah, New Jersey and Buffalo will actually be good on the ice and not on an analytic sheet

>>150434874
Remove the puck

Real hockey cities have 0

sup hockeywogs?

>>150434902
Forever and ever

>>150434864
kwab

>>150434874
some great ideas here

>>150434939
flames mentioned Our Sennies mentioned :333

>>150434265
Scary AI people!

>>150435089
just lit a dart

>>150435089
Based flameschad Siddhartha said that

There are retards here saying this is a good team

>>150435246
>T-
There is nothing wrong with being retarded and my flames are elite

>>150435246
huberdeau contract is really wild

>>150435246
matty scorenato mentioned

>>150435246
/hoc/ is a retard general

>>150434939
YOU WILL WATCH OUR SHIT TEAM

>>150435479
cope im high functioning

>>150434833
That’s what pajama boy kept saying

>>150435604
remember when you cried after he signed with the laffs? kwab

>>150435681
There was no crying

>>150435690
you cried when noel cut her hair

>>150435690
there was on 04/17/22

>>150435715
and when the mets lost the world series and when the jets missed the playoffs the same year

>>150434833
Those thighs

it's up

>>150435690
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdIouyDkaA

>>150435751
Retards

>>150435751
>5 leaf playoff teams
Kek, no.

>>150435831
happened last playoffs

>>150435751
>>150434902
oh my god, why do they keep posting this bullshit!

mcdavid to the flames is what I think would be good

I’m having girl problems.

islanders just announced Bud1 Night to take place sometime in mid april of 2026. bud will be dropping the ceremonial puck

>>150434939
Now everybody can wait my broons lose :(

>>150435971
Why

>>150435971
I feel bad for ya son

>>150436011
they should resign Mitchell Miller

>>150436008
The Islanders don’t play on Easter or April 17th though

>>150436038
trb begged gary to spare him from the humiliation

>>150435751
>>150434902
Canucks will miss the playoffs
Jets will miss the playoffs
Wild make it in
Blues make it in
Sabre aren't doing a fucking thing
Caps make playoffs


non-playoff changed
Sabres, Islanders, Preds and Kraken are the bottom Feeders of their division

Habs, Jackets, Flyers and Flames will be the middle of the pack bland teams that miss the playoff but get shit picks.

Penguins finish bottom 5 this year in Crosby's last year and get the first overall pick

>>150436073
Sad, I don’t think the islanders have played on Easter since then.

>>150436082
didney has 1 more year to go after this one, but it would still be good if they get mckenna and then he can mentor him for his last year

>>150436038
thus, mid april instead of the 17th or easter

>>150436138
I hope they get McKenna and he turns out to be a huge bust

thus, tbg became trb and bud became 1

for me it was stephens ice cream cone
also for me it was when stephen was seething on Christmas morning because his sisters slept it

i wonder if bud had wanted to rape trb before the islanders elimination and the opportunity presented itself or if it was a spur of the moment thing

>>150436174
They will and he won’t

>>150436323
for me it was stephen's parents watching the breaking dimensions concert (the one he couldn't get tickets for and seethed about) and him xeeting about how scared he was that they saw it

Dropped my second marner of the day, and it’s a post waging marner too.

>>150436417
You're supposed to marner on the clock

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I marner on company time

>>150436396
I thought it was some anime convention he couldn’t get tickets too

>>150436463
i'm sure he's failed to get tickets to many things

>>150436482
Sad

>>150434902
>>150435751
JFresh dropping fresh standings

>>150436624
I like his mock drafts

>>150436482
cope he went to that mets game

>>150436624
>this is the phenotype of someone who thinks the Sabre will do anything but fail

>>150436624
he should start wearing bucket hats

Called a business in Quebec and asked if I could ask my Question in English and she said absolutely not.
Pretty based desu
Good think I know french alright

thus,

>>150435209
false buddha to keep people in the trap of samsara btw

>>150435246
they have potentially 2 scoring lines (not in the way this retard has made the lines btw) and a shutdown line with enough depth for a nhl caliber 4th line (ie they aren't really playing ahlers even on the 4th line).

The defence is spotty, they have a goalie, and the backup is spotty.

If 17, 86, 43, 16, and 76 put up numbers closer to the high end for them it's a pretty strong team up front, you just can't rely on those guys to do that consistently though. I'm more worried about the defence, they really only have two guys there, three if you count anderson but he may be traded. Big wildcard is Parekh, if he pops they may have a good PP. If Wolf holds up in year two and is top 10 goalie in the league this might be a playoff team. Again, to me the question isnt so much upfront but on the backend, do they have enough guys to play NHL minutes on defence.

TLDR Conroy that fucktard should have traded for Karlson on the pens.

>>150438019
>If Wolf holds up
anon, i...

>>150438019
>Karlsshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150435971
i got 99 problems but a bitch aignt one

>>150436624
we never should have let homosexuals into sports

Gary reached its peak in the US in the early 1950s, when it was at one time the 12th most popular boy’s name, with more than 38,000 appearing every year. There were even 90 girls named Gary in 1947.

And what’s the situation now? Desperate. Gary has plummeted from view on both sides of the Atlantic, and is now severely endangered. Just 450 babies were named in the US in 2013, and 28 in England and Wales. Numbers will be swollen slightly by some of the more relaxed Gareths and Garths, but they too are endangered species. On current trends there may be no new Garys within a decade or two, and none left alive by the beginning of the 22nd century.

>>150438159
I have the worlds best name btw

Alexander is the greatest name in the world.

It’s not just a name — it’s a legacy. Worn by emperors, conquerors, philosophers, and modern legends. It means “defender of men”, and it sounds like power when you say it.

Across cultures, across centuries, Alexander has commanded respect, inspired stories, and stood the test of time. It’s regal, timeless, and undeniably strong.

There are good names. There are great names.
And then there’s Alexander — the name that stands above them all.

I'm not just gay - I'm a retard

>>150438019
>Conroy that fucktard
80% of the team is tree livings retardation

>>150438247
so is Bort

>>150438266
Welcome to /hoc/

>>150438266
Nothing wrong with that

>>150438266
right this way, there is a seat waiting for you at the /hoc/ table

>>150438247
Naming your kid Alexander back in the day would've been like naming your kid Adolf

>>150435971
You got girl problems? You got boy problems? You got parent problems? You got boss problems? You got job problems? You got a problem with me? You got a problem with yourself? It's time to take all that negative energy, and put it the FUCK out!
https://youtu.be/HD0f9yGSge8?si=bo3AmwZH_EsxE4yG&t=132

>>150438159
Gary ruined the name

Wolf
>best goalie in the WHL 2 years in a row
>best goalie in the AHL 2 years in a row
>gets called up the the NHL
*** you are here ***
>best goalie in the NHL and likely of all time

>>150438384
he also looks like a triangle

>>150438384
*to the nhl

>>150438415
Prey head give him greater field of view

>>150438461
Wolfs arent prey

Why do the best goalies always look weird and fucked up

>>150438592
wolf is shit

>>150438592
only deranged people, both inside and out, are capable becoming elite goaltenders

>>150438592
Cope wolf is handsome

>>150438704
Why does the dude have boobs?

>>150438384
Askarov is the new rookie phenom goalie now, sorry

>>150438895
didn't ask

Who gon win cup this year.

>>150438731
There are some words that come to mind whenever Wolf comes up but that isn't one of them

>>150438955
dabres

>>150438955
Me

>>150438955
I believe the Florida Panthers will be 2026 Stanley Cup Champions.

Thinking of tacos tonight bros desu

>>150439199
get the baja blast drink to go with it

>>150438955
The computer that cost $1 trillion dollars said this

Still think it's almost a certainty McDavid signs in Edmonton but Jesus can you imagine if he didn't? A full decade with the best player to ever do it and they didn't do ANYTHING with him. Thank God I'm not an Oilers fan. Will go down in hockey history as the most wasted era ever.

the only that's certain in this crazy world is that bud1

>>150439319
Guess he doesn’t want to win a cup

>>150439319
The most wasted era will go to Marner when he wins

>>150439357
the only thing*
got a little choked up thinking bout bud1 anniversary coming up and lost my senses

>>150439319
If he really wanted to win he'd give the team a discount and sign for 3 million lower than league max

>>150439199
It's a $5 publix sushi wednesday for me

>>150439103
You have the floor

>>150439389
>2015-2024
>Marner is trash he'll never win
>2025
>Marner is a god the leafs are fucked without him

>>150439436
This is exactly the truth. He should sign one year for 5m and tell management to go sign a fucking goalie. Unfortunately Draisaitl and Bouchard have permafucked McDavid's career.

Marner was unironically the mvp at 4 nations

>>150439690
Both true besides the god part

>>150439480
The grocery store sushi business is controlled by former Coyotes owner Alex Meruelo

stupid neighbours are both alcoholics and are always yelling at eachother and their big dog that never stops barking

>>150439927
With business acumen like that it's no wonder he's an owner of an inactive NHL team

>>150439436
>>150439791
At no point in McDavids career has Edmonton had competent management that would make it worthwhile to give up millions of dollars just so the team could sign a plug.

>>150438304
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150438731
yeah he's not man, he looks like a school shooter kinda

>>150440038
Lebron one year told the Lakers he would take a discount IF they signed certain players, and when the Lakers did not sign those players, Lebron did not take a discount.

So Mcdavid should have played it like that. IF you sign these players, I will take a discount so they can fit in the cap, and if you don't, I'm taking all the money.

/hoc/ is STILL jealous of the Flames

>>150439971
so go shoot them or stop complaining jesus christ this isnt your support group

playoff goals

>>150440259
what is there to be jealous of

>>150440369
Wolf
Hoob

>>150440395
both these guys are garbage

>>150440420
Cope hoob is heating up

>>150440420
say that again

imagine being huberdeau watching the team that kicked you out win back to back

>>150440296
Ill complain where I want bud

>>150440484
carter shart

>>150440512
The Flames dynasty just started retard

>>150440512
The flames have to win 3 (three) cups in a row just to win the trade KEK

>>150440512
They expected one of them in the wreckage he knew that

>>150440484
when was the last time the flyers made the playoffs?

What level of psychosis do you have to have to not be able to see that the Flames dynasty is inevitable.

How's it going fellow canes maniacs

>/hoc/
>tuah
>what is it good for - absolutely nothing!

>>150440602
17-18 season. lost of Penguins in first round

>>150440686
why does he look like rod is on the other side of the camera pointing a gun at his head

None of you are real Calgary Flames fans. Whenever my team plays a game against the Flames the thread is never any busier or anything.

>>150440756
We're all at the game in the retard room

FLAMES MENTIONED!

All the Flamesposting was over in the basedjak party thread

>>150440756
I'm literally a lifelong flameschad from Calgary.
>my backyard

>>150440528
yeah because youre an impotent numale too scared to confront his neighbours we get that

>>150440512
it's worse, he got traded because Zito thought they couldnt win with him on the team, and the you see them win so you know Zito was right. Same with Weegar, Zito thought he couldn't win with him, and he was right.

>>150440820
beautiful

if you could would you have the tsn guitar riff play anytime you walk into a room?

There is literally nothing wrong with being an impotent numale that is too scared to confront their neighbours

>>150440820
I read Roadside Picnic and this is how I pictured the zone.

Anyone here ever tried the Gretzky whiskey?
Lookin' for something to sip tonight.

>>150440900
Wrong

>>150439971
Make a sausage that has raisins in it

>>150439231
Kaprizov will be traded

>>150439319
Laffs far greater disappointment starting with that 2018 team

>>150440995
Is it a good book?
Should I read it?

>>150441198
why, he hates minnesota?

>>150441232
By far the best novel that's set in Canada

>>150441297
u wot m8

>>150440817
I don't think there's a school shooter /hoc/

On this day in 1993, The Rainbow Bridge connecting Tokyo's Shibaura and the island of Odaiba is completed.

>>150441361
>Anne of Green Gables by L. M. Montgomery is a classic children's novel about an imaginative, red-haired orphan girl named Anne Shirley who is mistakenly sent to live with elderly siblings Matthew and Marilla Cuthbert in Avonlea, Prince Edward Island. Initially intending to adopt a boy, the Cuthberts are won over by Anne's spirited personality and vivid imagination, and they ultimately decide to keep her. The story follows Anne's adventures, friendships, academic achievements, and her gradual transformation of the reserved Cuthberts, leading to a heartwarming coming-of-age narrative.
Sounds comfy (boring)

>>150441565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Bridge_(pets)

I thought the rainbow bridge was where all of america's dead dogs go

>>150441610
I thought it was the fucking bridge that connects Niagra Falls to Canadia

>>150441599
Its a story for girls. It ends with her marrying some chad. My sister loves that book

Kwab

>>150441757
When did sweden ever win a cup?

Sweden won the Olympics in 2006

hoc is a what have you done for me lately genny

>>150441757
Mutant Hockey League was released in 1993

Sports video games are never not shit

>>150441837
Kwab looks like a 2025 flames oilers game

There once was a division that had Phoenix, Dallas, Detroit and Toronto

>>150441863
I can see the resemblance

>>150441830
Ask not what /hoc/ can do for you, ask what you can do for /hoc/?

>>150441892
Fucking watched that shit live. Thanks for reminding me dick

>>150441757
>>150441837
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150441928
I like how small Wolf looks

>>150441084
Think I'd rather sip on Tullamore Dew than whatever's in that.

>>150441789
Swedens 0 stanley cups are better than Canadas 0 cups since the days of LeClark DeFaguette who won in 93 against gulf war veterans and plumbers

>>150442023
thoughts on getting your ass beat by mitch?

>>150441974
Same that's what makes him so based. He has to be so fast to make saves. Never looks like he will make the save butt when he does it looks sexy as fuck.

>>150441848
midwayslop has aged pretty well but in the modern industry it's hard to justify making that kind of sports game. Every other attempt has failed besides like NBA Street which is also an old-ass game by now

there was a kid i went to high school with named dustin and he was retarded so ive always considered dustin a downers name

Dustin' that ol' trophy from 93

I knew a dustin in high school who rode dirt bikes and he missed graduation because he flew off his bike and broke his back kwab

>>150441565
I wish I could go to Japan but I'm poor and it's tourist infested

I have a cousin named Dustin he's a fucking redneck

>>150442477
that could be the opening lyrics for a number one country jam, but I bet you think country music is shit, don't you? You're right about that... wise man, good ear for tunes

Gangbangs were a part of canadian hockey and that slut now ruined it for future generations with her lies. Canada will not win gold on the international scene again

>>150435329
He is with the flames nothe the Wilds

>>150442558
you think crosby's ever been part of one?

>>150442558
Carter Hart did nothing wrong

>>150442594
and risk losing his retention streak? not a chance.

>>150441837
Isn’t that blades of steel

>>150442627
he's participated in several but did not lose any bodily fluids

>>150442549
why did you write bud1 and admit to being gay on an exposed stud

>>150442661
Yes, it is

>>150442627
he's too powerful

>>150442735
Lmao that doesn't look like mcdavid

The Predator is coming to kill you and your only line of defense is your team's 1st line. How fucked are you?

What are the chances of my nuckkies making the playoffs?

>>150442627
I'm jealous

I can’t wait to leave my job for something better

>>150442955
You can start an only fans

>>150442946
the nuckies need pettersson to be a ppg player again, boeser to score 40 goals again, chytil to not get so much as looked at wrongly or else he's dead from cte, garland to get 75+ points, demko to remain healthy, and their bottom 6 to not be anchors and yeah if all that happened I could see them making it into the playoffs

shannon stopped going to nuckies games when they were struggling. he is just another fairweather casual.

>>150443009
she suggested he start going again when they were on the way home on the bus but he punched her out in response

It's up.

>>150442988
I need to lose 20 pounds of body fat first

>>150443086
quite a strong jawline on that man in the back

>>150443186
the one on the right is a black woman (sarah nurse) by the way #thecolourofhockey

>>150443244
She also plays for my Vancouver Womans Hockey Clubbies.

what the fuck happened to Kylington?
I thought he was supposed to be good
how did he fall off this hard?

need >worry.jpeg by tony kornheiser pls
worryingly cute girl started recently at my job

>>150443339
>flames player
>good

>>150443339
Tanev babby

could absolutely heem Ken Jennings

>>150443375
he's no match for me

>>150443409
could you heem me

>>150443420
i would never

>>150443444
based

>>150434208
PRÖÖÖÖÖH

In Gary's office, nobody can hear you scream.

>I scream
>(You) scream
>We all scream for NHL® ice hockey

will someone please kill trb already

>>150441837
BASED YO THEY SHOULD REMAKE MUTANT LEAGUE HOCKEY

>>150444100
Yes, they should

>>150442905
0% fucked hoob is French and handsome and kadri is a hot headed Muslim jihadist and Coronato is a street wise new Yorker the predator is fucked

>>150443339
How many blacks have the name Oliver or Givani

>>150444195
Don't forget wolf he's also handsome

>>150444195
>>150444273
yep these are two good posts

>americans will be subjected to the yzerplan 17 times

Gary must really hate them

>>150444317
>isles 10
Don’t they know the isles have dead mom boy?

>>150444317
Flames, Habs, Jets, and Nucks are the only teams I care about.

>>150444317
Have the Amazon games been released? Those were my least favorite all of last season.

>>150444317
utah has the most bland branding in the history of hockey

>>150444317
I checked the actual games and I think three of those games are against the Flyers...

Just realized this is a video. How the fuck does he get so much hang time? Is he holding himself up by his stick?

>>150444636
AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

might watch nxt
>>150434738
based

>>150444649
KA-BOOOOM

>>150444636
When you move your legs inward and upward when you jump it looks like you are jumping way higher than you actually are. Essentially its an illusion in stills if you capture it at the peak of the jump but in reality its only held there for fractions of a second.

>>150444872
bad for the crease ice to do that

>>150444872
I love him so fucking much

We love ya Wolfie the city has your back

>>150444317
>flames
>senators
>jets
>canadieans
>0
Gary is fucking based I kneel

>>150444489
Tusks up

>>150444964
Wolfie only needs 575 more wins to tie Miikka

KWAB

>>150445105
>guessed
>checked
>its only 505
elite wolfie

>>150445105
>>150445119
does wolf smoke? if he doesn't then he can't surpass kipkip

>>150444956
i gotta find a bunch of images of him jumping at different angles and make side to side gif like this

>>150445140
Nicotine actually helps goalies.

>>150444964
We really do
Even after Flames were out of the playoff race the fans were giving him love :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHdN2zq3Gqs

>>150443845
nobody cares about the pain of the interns

>>150444636
>>150444872
>>150444956
https://youtu.be/yLrF5j7up9Q?list=RDyLrF5j7up9Q

>>150444956
very cool

>>150445247
ding ding

couple years ago anon posted a video of Stockton Wolfie going to his favorite Mexican restaurant and I want to watch it again

I like the Calgary Flames. They don't feel like a Canadian team.

>>150445330
What should I look up in the archives? What was in the post?

>>150445378
>gay retard eats a taco

>>150445373
They feel very Canadian in that they have fans

>>150445373
America's Team that's why
>>150445378
I wish I could remember :(
>>150445390
it isn't that

gary has forsaken us

>oldest wolf post in the archives
fucking based and accurate

why does sportsnet put their hottest whores on blue jays coverage?

>>150445495
so you don't know

>>150445587
i know slopdown was cancelled

>>150445495
I didnt see any today

>>150445606
nah that was Hampage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_3sFvYF9P0
archives are so fucking funny

>get drafted by the flumes
>get hit by cars

>>150445669
elite shimmy game

>>150445667
KWAB true

>>150445748
>in detroit

>>150445587
you tell me

>>150445791
biggest looking retard since bulji

just logged in. need to get some gear to make my build not shit

bud + 1 = trb

>>150445966
shut the fuck up nerd

>>150446000
damn what a chad

>>150446000
based

>>150446000
Was in an airplane once and the guy in front of me was scrolling wieners the whole flight

Im the smartest retard around

>>150446095
you live on your own planet?

>>150446095
Can you pass linear algebra?

>>150446167
Apparently that was a grade 10 class so I think I did. Never did calculus though. Like I said: smartest retard
>>150446164
ouai

>>150446000
Unbelievably based and checked

they should put little targets around the rink like 10 feet up in the netting and hitting one is the same as scoring a regular goal

>>150446000
how can one man be this based

I want to FUCK Reagan subban

A warning to all you drivers out there. I just saw a sticker on the back of an old Volvo 240 that said "If you don't like my driving email me at eatmyshit@gofuckyourself.com". So if you see that person out on the roads, beware, it's obviously a real badass.

shut the fuck up faggot

I WANT TO BUST A PHAT LOAD INTO REAGAN SUBBANS PRETTY PINK PUSSY

Tegan and Sarah and Tate bra and panties match but the liberals bullied Vince out of his own company

I want to dress REAGAN SUBBAN in a confederate flag bikini and piss in her mouth

whats even the fucking point

>>150446346
unironically sounds like something you'd have

>>150446396
I swear to God it was Youth Wolfie

anyone feel like talking about hockey for a change

I FOUND IT
https://youtu.be/ULSzZPmJz5U?feature=shared

>>150446425
that lady's art was based desu

>>150446425
absolutely based

>>150446438
>>150446456
they love him :))))

>he's a very nice person and he's very caring
that's MY Wolfie

>>150446470
UH UH UH UH UH AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN I LOOOOOOVE IIIIIIIIIIIT

wolf + 1 = flames cup

awwwww shucky ducky

Wordle in 3

when their careers are over, does wolfie have more stanlees or does mcdavid bag more indonesian lady boys?

this geek thinks I asked

>>150446486
Our Wolfie <3

I want to choke Reagan subban with my bwc

>>150446535
how can you not love him
he's the Cody of the league

about to listen to jim cornette talk about the raja incident it's like an hour long

>>150446558
the first 57 will about trump you can fast forward

trb supports raja

dustin wolf supports post game burritos with the boys
documented

who the fuck is raja

k what is going on here i haven't posted from my computer in a week now I have to wait 2 minutes every time I post? what the fuck.

>>150446566
he doesn't usually include his trump rants on the youtube clips

>>150446597
you didn't hear about raja? it's been pretty big news lately.

>>150446597
rampage jacksons son got worked into a shoot and put a guy in the hospital where you been dawg

>>150446604
>duck duck go raja
oh shit. just didn't know his name I guess

i wouldn't listen to jim cornette talk about farts for an hour let alone an attempted murder

>>150446618
worked

>>150446618
I like listening to him talk about old wrestling

>>150446618
TINY LOST

raja is the sean higgins of sports entertainment
desean niggins

this reminds me of back in 85 the midnights and rock and roll Express drew 16000 marks to a Memphis sweat house and I was able to carny Jerry Jarrett for $11 in interstate fees to make the show in Knoxville

>>150446649
Ya man i love that shit

>>150446660
based corny starting a riot and drawing the next house

I'm getting better at wordle I see the heart of the words

>>150446689
you should let anon work his wordle gimmick instead of trying to get your own shit in

>>150446689
just did todays. took 5 but i had 4 letters after 2

I'm finally willing to admit the truth. The Flames are a dynasty. Is /hoc/ ready to admit it?

>>150446776
you're gimmick stealing
you're try hard posting
I give you a 2/10

>>150446776
Previously, I let my pride cloud my judgment. I am now ready to admit what I already knew: The Flames are a dynasty.

Please forgive me for my earlier foolishness

>>150446802
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. Bless you

>>150446794
i award your post 2 1/4 stars. never really got going, plus a few botches

dynasty of shit

>>150446812
nah suck dick I spotted your shit weeks ago gimmick stealer

>>150446827
we call it marner

>>150446827
i wasn't at the faggot convention, so you are mistaken as well as blind and retarded

>>150446846
>The American Flames fan posts
>i'll Flames post too
get your own shit

can somebody please post the sunbelt playoff winning percentage graph thing thanks

>>150446839
no actually we don't call those that here now

this thing?

we flush it down here

Maybe multiple people independently came to the realization that flames are a dynasty. Like those guys from the bible who found baby Jesus.

There has always been that one american flag that sucks off the flames posters and constantly white knights for them

>>150446886
Wolfie :)

>>150446886
>for them
He's one of us. Stop trying to split up the flames nation

In a near future, every North American major pro sports team will be owned by megacorporations, and not single persons or families.

I'm a Flameschad

>>150446886
>white knights
for me it's the golden knights

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE MADE IT

LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME MY BABY

>>150446907
Me as well

>>150446904
And every european sports team will be owned by a saudi

WHOSE BED HAVE YOUR BOOTS BEEN UNDER

AND WHOSE HEART DID YA STEAL I WONDER

AND THIS TIME DID IT FEEL LIKE THUNDER BABY

>>150446904
there's nothing romantic about a white as fuck family of hicks owning the kansas city chiefs

>>150446923
In Germany every team has to be majority owned by locals. Saudi shit is a UK problem

>>150446922
I love you

>>150446932
Oh so Turkish owners then.

listening to Live 101 Proof

>>150446934
<3

numales still getting filtered by puckdoku kek jen even

>>150446923
I don't give a shit about other European teams or any other sport than hockey. In sweden we have the 51% rule that prevents any kind of owner having power over our teams.

>>150446932
no one who speaks german could be an evil man

>>150447053
ja genau

>>150447045
hey swedenman
did you know that pettersson is getting mariied to a sexyh BITCH

>>150446904
Who do you think owns corporations?

>Yvonne did an update on her health on her Instagram last night for those of you thinking about her. She really has appreciated all of the comments and messages that she has been getting while she's been in hospital. The hockey community really is the best. Thank you for being so understanding. This has been very challenging for our family, we have felt the care and thoughts. Thank you
The hockey guy shouldn't have strangled her so hard.

Im bored and not tired yet

What is life if not a joke
One night she went out for smokes
And Luongo took her apart like a ragdoll
In the back of a van

>>150447089
she doesn't have a stomach anymore

>>150447104
>preds
KWAB

>>150447063
>a fake blonde with fake tits, lip injections who is thin as a plank and is some kind of model, so she's definitely got a giant head which you would notice if you saw her irl
Is that what you think is sexy?
>>150447065
The megacorporations of the future will have a board of owners.

>>150447108
He shouldn't have punched her in the gut so hard.

>>150447114
>thin as a plank
sounds ideal

>>150447108
Where does her food and shit go

>>150447150
straight to her small intestine

I have two spleens apparently it's common

*logs on*

>>150447153
Sounds gross

>>150447153
the shit pushes out the marner? then another marner pushes out the shit? then another shit pushes out the marner?

>>150447181
we don't call those that here now and you know it

>>150447114
Fuck ya we love bimbos and skanks here

Gary should get one of the teams to change their name to Emirates Fly Better. It will grow the game by getting soccer ball people to watch hockey or more importantly buy the jersey

Canada, why do you allow anons to speak french?

>>150447225
We allied because we were afraid of American invasion.

>>150447150
>>150447153
>>150447181
food goes in the tube and then a marner comes out

>>150447223
der maaaaaaaarn general

why the FUCK was /hoc/ trying to convince me shannon was making it with his youtube channel when he has his wife riding around on the bus getting assaulted by shitskins?

>>150447243
She likes exotic bulls but that comes at a price

Larry>Shannon

Why are so many faggots cheering for the Calgary Flames?

Larry is discussing our flames again

>>150447246
Is Larry’s instagram still up

i don't give a fuck about randy jen shannon gary dylan or any more of your made up fucking harem of schizo characters

>>150447255
Yup https://www.instagram.com/larryshouseofhockey/

>>150447237
is she auditioning for the new dune movie

>>150447256
worked

>>150447251
Is that Calgary Puck

can the next thread be schizo harem themed

I'm one double double away from an heroing

>>150447251
Based flameschads.

>>150447256
dylan lost kwab he's almost as much of a lolcow as bud

i had an alternate personality but he killed himself KWAB

We don't say the F-word (flames) on /hoc/.

>>150447286
post flames asians

>>150447271
hfboards Flames forum

>>150447276
try ordering a regular then

I don't put sugar in my coffee

I didn't ask

>>150447310
you can use stevia in place of it

dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost

2 packets ramen (chicken flavor)
drain water completely
onions sauce
sugar

>>150447318
no milly dilly

>>150447323
no hopey copey

>>150447326
i've seen my team not only win this milly but they are the current cup champs :)

>>150447331
>current cup champs
this level of delusion is grim

>>150447310
I use pumpkin spice syrup

is it a penalty if you blast in the penalty box?

>>150447471
Yah delay of game

>>150447276
just do 300 pushups

>>150447429
I use blumpkin spice

>>150447429
Hell yeah.