Thread 150434918

WELCOME TO CLEETHORPES - IT'S FUCKING SHITE

KICK OFF: 8PM UK

Grimsby XI:Pym, Sweeney, McJannet, Warren, Rodgers, McEachran, Green, Khouri, Vernam, Burns, Gardner.
>Subs:Anton, Staunton, Amaluzor, Brown, Soonsup-Bell, Kabia, Turi, Oduor, Rose

Man Utd XI:Onana, Fredricson, Maguire, Heaven, Dalot, Ugarte, Mainoo, Dorgu, Amad, Cunha, Sesko
>Subs:Bayindir, Heaton, De Ligt, Leon, Casemiro, Fernandes, Mount, Mbeumo, Zirkzee.

hello

How many today for Sesko?

welcome to cleethorpes im in the party with barbies and drillers

CLAP
CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
FISH

>correct format
this is the real thread

>>150434918 (OP)
>>150435003
>no space after the colon in the lineups
>no semicolons to denote formation
still, could be much worse

>Grimsby fish market has one of the highest throughputs of haddock and cod in the world.
which way /sp/?

>>150435038
i can't tell the difference desu

>>150434984
I suspect at least 3 glances after realizing the ball hasn't been passed

Here for the Sesko show

>>150435038
Haddock

>>150435038
Cod but both good

>>150434918 (OP)
formautist which club do you support?
>>150435038
sea bass and carp better.

please lord
another /mug/ for the faithful

>>150435038
cod

sounds well grim in grimsby

>>150435115
>eating carp

>Hojlund teaming back up with McTomiGOD at Napoli
He got the good ending, lads

>>150435129
if you don't appreciate a good chipper, you should rethink things

bruno benched so united win, i'm afraid

/mug/bros we eating good tonight

>>150435143
seafood gives me drizzling shits

A loss here would be devastating to Scamorim's already pathetic record

>>150435149
is he still seething

>>150435138
it's good if you grill it fresh after catching it.
deep frying is not healthy anyway...

so now we will see if sesko is truly worth his value against equal opposition

BRUNO NOOOOO

>Sesko starting
he finally found his level

>>150435205
still triggered sadly

>first team xi against a league 2 team
Truly grim(sby) from amorim

The meme magic from the /mug/ threads makes me believe grimsby win or draw here

I bumped the wrong thread I'm so fucking sorry boys let's have a good one

F

whats with people making threads when one already exists and linking it in the other thread? reddit behavior desu

>>150435380
it will happen and it will be glorious

>>150435380
>draw
it goes directly to pens in the league cup

>>150435397
we lost a real one RIP

Tough game for United

>>150435350
two first team players in that starting 11

>A grim result at grimsby
The potential meme power is off the charts

>Banana starting
Holy based

>>150435412
format autism

YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING
SING WHEN YOU'RE FIIIIIISHING

>>150435038
Smoked haddock is unbeaten

Its been a while since I've had Scampi and Chips

the din dins

Grisby gets a draw

>>150435038
I love cod.
Cod and chips is PEAK dinner for me.

>>150435558
delicious

>>150435558
What in the universal credit is this

>town in England literally called Grimsby
Grim

>>150435055
glad I'm not the only one

this fucking plastic paddy team just got knocked out of the CL by a team from kazakhstan lmfao wtf

>>150435614
gaza supporters cant catch a break

>>150435038
hot cod with cold lemon juice, garlic ,sarsley sauce

>>150435588
shut it tory

*waddles into the thread*

>>150434984
You mean the Grim Reaper of Grimsby?

>>150435614
Wawaweewa

>Grimsby or Great Grimsby is a port town in Lincolnshire, England with a population of 86,138 (as of 2021). It is located near the mouth on the south bank of the Humber that flows to the North Sea.

>Grimsby people are called Grimbarians. The term codhead is also used jokingly, often for football supporters.

>The local football team Grimsby Town F.C., nicknamed The Mariners, has played in League Two, the fourth tier of English football, since its promotion from the Vanarama National League in the 2021/22 season

>The Mighty Mariner is Grimsby Town's mascot. He wears the club's home strip and normally parades in front of the Pontoon Stand as well as tormenting the opposition's fans. He also plays football with the mascots and warms up the Grimsby Town fans.

>>150435630
just lemonade for fuck sakes

>>150435614

an improvement from getting knocked out by a team from Gibraltar at least

>>150435631
>He typed, poorly

Tesco starts against Grimsby

This is what dreams are made of

Didn't a bunch of immigrants drown in Grimbsy a few years ago out collecting clams at the beach?

lads, fucking hell this garnacho deal weve been bent over so badly again

20, prem proven, Home grown, golden boy nominee, Argentina international, puskas award winner, low wages. Close to the top for g/a in his age bracket.

MUFC: 32 + addons TO A RIVAL

Fucking chelshit got more than that for madueke who can barely kick a ball, liverpoop almost got that amount for doak, for quansah who even are these people ffsWHYHYDFYASUIDFHWUIADFHILSDGFYASEGFYASDGFSDFGSDYFG I HATE INEOS

for anyone who wants to know a quick history of grimsby before the game starts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U07-A7PNTc

>>150435558
fork goes on the left buddy

Why are bongs allergic to fruit and veggies?
>>150435577
>>150435558

>>150435708
next time you want to sell someone maybe ask the manager to not publicly tell the player to do one

I think it's time for a cup of peppermint tea and watching in the hopes Man U lose

>>150435746
only boomers and people from backward nations just dig up stuff from the ground and eat it, its not the dark ages anymore

>>150434918 (OP)
>cunha
>sesko
>against league two shitters
how insecure is clownmorim really?

explain the fish obsession

>>150435708
Coz ur shit

>>150435746
it's the overcast weather. A good fruit or veg is generally vibrant. it's a bit of a scare.

>>150435721
top kek
t.former grimsby resident

>>150435766
Grimsby is the last proper fishing town left on the east coast

>>150435766
SOVL

GrimsbyCHADS lets fucking gooo!

>>150435708
he's shit

Good, working stream anyone?

>>150435800
yes m8 i got you https://www.itv.com/watch?channel=itv

Please please lose united please

trolling aside grimsby are in the 4th division and united are playing premier league players this is gonna be a 10-0

The grimsby pier

seskoffender going to get his first manure goal at grimsby
cant make it up

>>150435780
there's newcastle also

Remember /mug/ chads it's all good if manure win tonight, we need to savour the continuous failure, we can't get too greedy. You only have either a battered sausage, fish or burger with your chippy; not all three at once.

they can do it

>>150435818
looks like chernobyl or something

>>150435812
how many times will she state the obvious

>>150435803
>https://www.itv.com/watch?channel=itv
Thank you dear british gentleman

>>150435818
SOVL

>>150435840
reminds me has 5 battered sausages anon been seen since
might have had heart failure

>>150435829
??? Newcastle isn't even on the coast

CAM ON GRIMSBY

>>150435872
its no wonder we colonised the world, who would want to stay there

Listening on BBC Radio Humberside myself

>>150435869
pardon my geography, but they should have access to the sea via River Tyne?

anyway, go The Poshes

>ITV behind yank stream
SOOOOOOOO glad to pay for me telly loisense

>>150435818
I wonder if the people who founded this town called it Grims-by on purpose. Was it like, bit grim ere innit. What should we call this place?

It reminds me of lavender town from Pokemon
https://youtu.be/JNJJ-QkZ8cM

"new" metal gear is dogshit. I don't know how you can sit through 2 hours of cringe kojimbo dialogue . how is this consiedered a "masterpiece"?

>>150435898
they were looking for grahams lad

>>150435867
>fragile man cannot handle female voice

>>150435894
i swear our tv has gotten shitter in the past decade
all it is is reruns, crime dramas, and secrets of the egyptians/pompeii/ww2slop every day

>>150435920
realistically almost no one is watching it anyway

>>150435898
>-by
>norse origin, meaning village/farm
ofc it was grim

>>150435904
there are wild garbedours all over grimsby desu

>>150435914
im talking about sausages rajesh sort it out

>>150435894
I actually forgot I had my telly tuned in lmao

The Grimsby ground is a fortress, its like the Kop End on steroids, can the Man United players handle the pressure?

How prestigious is this 'Grimsby Town' really? If I tried out at their academy, could I make it as a sub?

>>150435946
>grimsby
more like the slop end amirite?

>>150435943
My fault g meant to reply to the guy above

>>150435920
TV is shit

>>150435950
fuck off nerd

sesko wtf

>>150435950
yes
just say you're timothy weahs cousin

The only thing I've heard about Grimsby is that is really fucking sucks there.
I do not know how true that is, but I'd believe it.

>United already being dominated and pressed back
Kek

yanited are getting rattled by fucking grimsby lmao

United look fucking abysmal

seskos touch makes lukaku look refined

>>150435950
league 2 teams would win the MLS easily

united a shit!

>ONANA
LOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

every video I’ve seen of england has been nothing but hordes of brown people

>onana
oh my days

>>150435991
its up there with skegness, slough and dudley
never go

>>150435950
Absolutely not

Even like 9th tier teams are made up of lads who are EFL team academy rejects

lmao Amad Diallo got dabbed on.

>>150435950
The standard is high across all academies, no joke those clubs regularly get scouted, and if you're shit theres 100 other kids ready to take your place

t. former scout for Arsenal

GRIMSBY WITH PROPPA BREXIT FOOTBALL

>>150436024
You sure you weren't looking out the window?

>playing against a L2 team in 2nd round of the league cup
>less than 10 minutes in and already 130+ replies
We are still the protagonists of football.
They mock us, they ridicule us, because they wanna be us.

>>150436006
nah, theres no way pessi/suarez wouldnt bag 50 in league 2
id say its more SPL/championship level

News from the other boards:
>someone on /tv/ just posted some new Dafne Keen candids and everyone is losing their minds
>there’s a 200 reply thread on /tv/ devoted to Sofía Vergara‘s cleavage and one of the replies makes a reference to ex-Man Utd flop boss David Moyes
>someone on /v/ says that the Metal Gear Solid III remake is ‘literally the best remake ever’
>the WMAF over on /gif/ is worth a browse
>/pw/ is speculating why WWE has just cancelled the fan “meet and greet” event in Paris prior to the upcoming Premium Live Event. Speculation that it may be related to the female talent worried about nafri men.
>some gullible fellow on /lit/ has been scammed out of £8000
>/mu/ still has holdouts who believe Taylor Swift is a lesbian, despite all evidence to the contrary

News from the non-football related /sp/ threads:
>/tennis/ is enjoying the US Open but there’s a split in the thread between the ATP enjoyers and those who just watch tennis to simp for pretty girls like Emma Raducanu
>/f1/ posts ‘gimi’ less often and is unenthusiastic about the upcoming Dutch GP which a McLaren will likely win
>/nrl/ (Aussies) general has taken a gay turn

>>150435666
Grim
sby

Are they "pretending" to play like shit to get analrim sacked or what?

>>150436024
turn your monitor on

>>150436059
Well, they did that to ten hag too then, but grimsby is really the better side now

>>150436051
appreciate the update desu
based wmaf, /pw/ chad
not based for implying emma is pretty

>the mighty Red Devils getting dominated by Grimsby
Grim

>>150436051
Thank you for the updates. I'm a /tv/ and /sp/ chad, so they're the only boards I browse.

Winner winner chicken dinner bros I'm feeling good tonight

>>150436040
>flag

hojlund is legit better than sesko
i think it wont be long before he takes the spot back

proper league two corner that and yet silly twat onana still jumped for it

Onana what a save

Chance of /MUG/ low, but by God it would be epic

Rolling for Grimsby blooter

>>150436046
>because they wanna be us.
It's cos >you had a wanker of a manager who scammed league titles for using teams full of sex offenders and were supported by the worst plastic customer fanbase the world has ever seen

Grisbys dominate

better than bayindir
at corners

>>150436126
my room is shaking from this trvth nuke

>41yo, 183cm, 90kilos
>nothing but these left in the fridge for the night
fucking hell, imma starve tonight

is manure playing well?

You think Mainoo changed his hairstyle so he wouldn't be confused for Dorgu? They looked exactly alike.

>>150436157
no grimsby are the better side so far

reminder that united have five (sechs) defenders on the pitch

United's ball control is fucking horrendous

>>150436168
they look like chelsea players

>>150436126
Winning is winning. I wouldn't be bothered if the first team consists of Epstein, Fritzl, and some homosexuals as long as they win shit.

>camera man already zooming in on Amorim for 30 seconds
Kek

what is their problem with DORGU
just give him a good pass

why is manchester united passing back against a league 2 team

>>150436168
>face blind
autism

>>150436182
And still conceding chances to Grimsby

Hoofball against Grimsby is the alpha and omega of cringe

To be fair to man poo, Grimsby are MASSIVE.

>>150436106
He's going to Napoli. Mctomigod put in a word for him

>action areas graphic: 21% grimsby goal mouth, 79% everywhere else
embarrassing stuff

Lolllllll

kwab

lol

>>150436214
just wait until 80th minute and maguire gets put up front
shows how much amorim believes in his tactics/players

I GOT A FEELING

GRIMSBY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAA

MUG MUG MUG

BREXIT 1 - 0 POOFTERS

YEEEEEEEEEEEES AHAHAHAHAHAHA

/MUG/
>/MUG/
/MUG/
>/MUG/
/MUG/
>/MUG/
/MUG/
>/MUG/

/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/

>Poonited
It just keeps getting funnier.

nooooooo
lolololol

How would Grimsby do in the Portuguese league?

/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/

KWAPF

KEK WHAT A PORTUGUESE FRAUD

LIVE MELTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7e12Ab9dk

4 DIVISION
>4 DIVISION
4 DIVISION
>4 DIVISION
4 DIVISION
>4 DIVISION
4 DIVISION
>4 DIVISION
4 DIVISION
>4 DIVISION
4 DIVISION
>4 DIVISION

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

GRIM (sby)

Insane

/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D

A REMINDER OF THE LAST TIME MAN UNITED PLAYED IN THE SECOND ROUND OF THE LEAGUE CUP

LEGENDARY /MUG/ING INCOMING

No way Amorim survives this season.

united just can't play away from home

SACKED BY MIDNIGHT SACKED BY MIDNIGHT SACKED BY MIDNIGHT SACKED BY MIDNIGHT

UGARTE IS A CLOWN

Amorim gets sacked tonight!

KWABAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

Sacked at half time!

>>150436290
my cute dog wife

Onana...

Would this be the best /mug/ since they lost to milton keynes dons?

i Unironically did bet on Grimsby to win (asian handicap)

>>150436306
You forgot at home as well

Don't. Make. The. Fucking. Thread. Early.

Starting to think United is literally unsaveable at this point

This is already /MUG/ worthy

Conceding first against League 2 Grimsby is a new low

Grim

>united playing against a literal who and conceding
I love English football, it's the greatest comedy show on Earth

anons they nearly beat arsenal so there good
stop it

who let him cook?

ABU sisters get in

>>150436321
i wanted to but was too lazy, it had 13 coef

>>150436306
>>150436325
or at a neutral ground

>>150436298
The one time anyone has liked Milton Keynes franchise

>>150436327
>>>/r/eddit

>>150434918 (OP)
>losing to a pub team

How did Ruben Amorim achieve success with ANY team?

I've seen enough. Bring on Big ZIRK

>>150436306
They had the peformance of a lifetime against Arsenal at home, yet still lost.

>>150436342
certified /sp/ heritage

I LOVE HARRY THE HADDOCK

SACKED IN THE MOOOOORNING

SACKED IN THE MORNING

>>150436339
Hag sex

>>150436325
they tend fight more when playing at home. away they just shrink cause all their players are mental midgets when the atmosphere is against them

>>150436363
gyokeres babby

SACKED IN THE MORNING

SEKSO IS SO SHIT

>>150436338
>literal who
Grimsby were top of the championship once

>spend 200 million on new fowards
>still cannot score
There is something deeply rotten at Manchester united football club

.

>Amorim exposed as a fraud
>Gyokeres exposed as a fraud
How will the Tugao ever recover?

If Amorim is not sacked tonight, I swear we will be relegated. His 3-4-3 is fraudulent. No striker in the world can prosper with this kind of formation.

>that close-up replay of the Grimsby goal
Andre Onana played in a Champions League final just over two years ago. What the fuck was that.

Some of the Grimsby boys just finished a shift down Tesco before pulling the shirt on

>>150436369
Onana would save it

>>150436351
mk dons-/sp/
afc wimbledon-reddit

>>150436383
ten hag sex

>>150436369
ugarte can't play there

This game will end 3-1 to United. Screenshot this..

>>150436412
What can the useless bastard do?

onana vs bayindir this season finna slap frfr

>>150436369
>These 3 united players drifting to the center marking no one

We're still going to win 5-1, /mug/rons.

>>150436402
the dele alli of goalkeepers

>>150436241
emma rooseucanu

>sesko can't pass the ball
dude the team is losing and you still can't pass the ball

KWAB

>>150436422
NO IT WONT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>150436369
Onana really is terrible.

Lol refball against Grimsby

Almost a second there, they're actually getting dominated by a fourth tier team.

fuck so close

S O U T H G A T E

REFBALL

HANDBALL FUUUUUUUUUUUUG

>>150436369
A lad in year 7 could've saved that wtf

i've went for a quick dinner lads, surely the great manchester united after spending their 300 million watchest are ahead on the measly grim town club?

refball

BALL TO HAND
REEEEEE
VARCHESTER

haahahahahaha

What's to do in Grimsby? Any good pub.

>>150436433
You mean the Ali Dia

>>150436469
AWOOGA

Murinjo at the wheel
Moyes at the wheel
Ole at the wheel
Ten Hags at the wheel
Nisterloy at the wheel
Amor at the wheel

Rigged

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

WTF bros

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

AHAHAHAHHA

ONANA DOES IT AGAIN

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

no way he survives this right?

NO FUCKING WAY

REFBALL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

LMAO

NONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONO OOOOOOOOONAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

so if they lose this amorim is gone

who do they get in next? southgate? klopp?

sacked at HT

KWAB
KWAF
KWAP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO banana

FUCKING BANANA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER
>ONANA
CORNER

jesus christ

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DISALLOW THAT REFF

absolutely GRIM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS

>>150436422
Well it'll have to be 3-2 now.

WHAT THE FUCK

/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/

WTF
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Shartchester Shartnited

>

Onana is the worst goalkeeper I've ever seen I swear down bruh

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KWABOTY

>>150436422
Embarrassing

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oh my days

VAR CANCEL THE GOAL

HAND CONTROLS

heaton on for onana in the 32nd minute.

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH HOLL;Y FUCKKKKKKKKK

unironically i'd play maguire as goalkeeper

IT'S UNIRONICALLY GONIG TO BE LIKE 4-0 ISN'T IT?

they literally never disappoint

>They have to score 2 now
Easy win for Grimsby

Peter Schmeichel will be turning in his grave.

Blimey lads just blimey

OHHHHHHHHHHH NA NA
OHHHHHHHHHHH NA NA

which part of grimsby you guys from?

Bloody fucking hell I know United is beyond shit but just HOW is a keeper as shit as Onana even playing for a top flight side???

>2-0
ITS UP

>>150436448
>>150436448
>>150436448

Fuck

Is this it? Is this peak /mug/? I don't think it can get any better than this.

You're telling me these Grimsby guys aren't even Championship level? ManU can't be this fucking bad.

they are a fucking disaster and just when I think we've had our fun.... they keep fucking going

you can't be serious

onana is legit my fucking hero

>>150436567
faggot

grimsby crowd is so based

Pre-match odds
>16.00 9.20 1.12

>>150436510
Eyes that pop out of their head... Steve

>shitsko
THAT WILL BE 80 MILLION + TIP

>>150436474
Not a pub but Steel’s Fish and Chips

Well they decided it's time for a change, don't sell Garnacho just yet

This is the season United get relegated..the ultimate ABU victory

>>150436567
STUPID FUCKING NAZI CUNT. FUCKING WAIT TILL THE END OF THE GAME YOU FUCKING SAUSAGE MUNCHER.

Manure would look decent in League 2

Top 10 finish I reckon

Obama can NEVER play for us again NEVER EVER YOU FUCKING MONKEY OOGA BOOGA OOH OOH AH AH FUCK YOU TEN HAG FOR STICKING US WITH HIM YOU TEN FAG

Goldbridge status?

SHOT ON GOAL!!!

m a r i n e r s

>spend £200 million on new attacking 3
>midfield, defense and gk still suck

>>150436328
cant wait for the half time video game slags

wtf is going on here i'm watching everton

this is the biggest thing to ever happen to grimsby

Who would have thought that buying players from Wolves and Brentford didn't change anything?

>>150436597
Oh

>>150436572
Onana would save it too

>LEAGUE 2
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>just got here
HAHAHAA
THEY ARE GOING DOWN

>>150436596
He can't even get a pass in his way

>>150436577
They’re two leagues below championship level.

ONONO

This game will force United to spunk stupid money on Donnarumma

>>150436572
Kwab

>>150436570
Well, Manure's relegation could top it

>Escapes /mug/ hell and sails away to the South Italian Seaside and wins Serie A & CHL with Conte, Lukaku & KDB

He made it out bro’s

Yet another MORAL victory for united

ITS OVER!!

Unreal how much space Grimsby have...

>>150436633
damn right

>>150436648
i thought he only wanted to go to city

>>150436591
1.6 cm

>>150436633
Imagine having this body and still wearing two pounds of make up

>>150436621
Same

>Sesko
>Cunha
>Mbeumo
Those players rejected Newcastle and Tottenham for United btw

>>150436657
hojlund will have a good teacher

>>150436657
Hojlund joining too!

>>150436577
Grimsby are no slouches. Not lost in five and pushing for promotion

>>150436657
Funny how every player that leaves suddenly better

Manure are cursed

>>150436613
He's not havin' it

>>150436659
amorim challenging tony khan for kwaboty here

>Poorgu
They've completely lost the plot

United are not even in Europe. This is all they have lol.

YOURE FUCKING SHIT

>>150436613
isn't he a buyern customer now?

>>150436051
absolutely based

lel

Manure red card coming soon to add salt to the wound

>>150436645
But they're upper tier for a team two leagues below championship level (three leagues below the Premier League).
That's what the ABUs won't tell you.

>>150436688
>crewe
even grimmer than grimsby

>losing to grimsby
grim

Why is juventus in the carabao cup?

Is Onana the worst keeper in Premier League history?

>>150436681
name of this anime? I feel like i've seen it but...

>>150436734
need asian wife

What is amorim's system good for?

>>150436702
they expect one of us in the relegation zone, boss

I was RIGHT about Amorim
I was RIGHT about Sekso
I was RIGHT about Dialo
I was RIGHT about Bruno

When will you give me some credit?

>>150435708
>To a rival
Chelsea are not a relegation tier team.

>>150436734
I NEED A BAERASONI GF SO BAD BROS!

Onana is playing shit on purpose to get himself sold. It's 4D chess so they can buy Lemmens. Also my team is losing 2-0 to Brighton so I'm depressed so I want Grimsby to win. We haven't won a league game all season either.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIBUCHADS WON

>>150436758
>stockport
it was scunthorpe

>>150436762
farming portuguese farmers

>>150436748
It all stinks

Grim(s) by - United

>>150436567
early /mug/ threads when the match is still going = soulless shite

RedCafe have locked all the Amorim threads lmao

cam on grimesby score another fackin goal

>>150436759
Barebacked my Asian wife last night, although she finished me with a handjob

Now enjoying /MUG/

Peak living

Bueno bros, when are we getting subbed in?

>>150436756
Spy x Family

>>150435038
Haddock but don't mind cod for a change occasionally. Don't see it much in Scottish chippies.

>>150436706
hes been a complete disaster every time hes represented the NT as well
>b-but hes pacy and black
apparently thats all you need today

>>150436795
you cant suffer as a /mug/chad

Doorpoo is kill

>>150436795
you bragging about barebacking your wife? kek
does your dog let you take it for a walk and all

>40 mins
>2-0 to a league 2 side 60 places below them

You can't even say united have finally found their level as it's clear even grimsby town as miles ahead of where united are right now

>>150436086
>>150436101
>>150436721
Would you like to see semi-regular update posts like this
>>150436051
in future match threads or no?

Oh how the mighty have fallen..

>>150436734
>>150436768
She ruined herself

>>150436474
I do love The Barge. Metal bar boat on the river that’s tilted to the side so you feel drunk just walking in to it. Council tried to move it down the river so they could put a fountain in its place, and enough people complained they were forced to leave it where it is.

The moral victory v Arsenal seems like a lifetime ago

i've seen enough
southgate IN

>>150436817
kek

>>150436796
waddling in soon

>>150436808
>korean porn
is that real?

>>150436734
black shorts = newcastle
white shorts = juventus

>>150436833
i know. Grimsby used to be a championship level when i was a lad now they are league 2 and have been non league in years gone by.

A league of ireland team would beat this United team.

>that bicycle kick
he was so far offside he was in the north sea

>Man U squad cost 18 trillion pounds
>Grimsby squad barely made it to the pitch because heavy winds almost stopped them docking their trawler

What an absolute disaster

>>150436832
yes, especially about other /sp/ generals, /v/, /vg/ or /pw/ drama

We're still winning this /mug/rons. This just makes the seethe alll the better.

stream stopped working, please bros :( I want to see it happen

how is england's next big thing kobbie mainoo getting on

>>150436306
Not unless it's in Spain.

>>150436808
link for movie?

>Manure
>mailoo

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH

>>150436844
yes

>>150436856
I hope they win through utterly blatant rigging

keeper doing well (grimsby lad not banana obviously)

>>150436879
Is it 3?

so they returned to cross the ball again

>>150436842
Holy based did you make this?

>>150436844
legal korean porns don't show genitals, they don't even need to pixelate

united tactics for the last 3 seasons

>pass it to someone high on the wing
>sees 1 defender
>passes to midfielder
>sees 1 defender
>passes to defender
>sees 1 defender
>passes it to onana
>rinse and repeat

or

>pass to the winger high up
>see a defender
>pass around each other
>finally cross it
>nothing happens

>>150436849
Even UCD?

>>150436894
its my new hobby

>>150436795
>although she finished me with a handjob
Got your happy ending then

cunha is completely missing.

>>150436890
Not yet

>WE’RE LOSING TO A FUCKING TEAM WITH CHICKEN CHICKEN WINNER DINNER ON THE BACK OF THEIR SHIRTS
my fucking sides. Could this be it? The ultimate /mug/?

recycle when ready, lads:

>>150434904
>>150434904
>>150434904
>>150434904

Maguire & Onana. Score if you can.

>Poobin Imarimjob

Makes Ole look like a tactical mastermind

>>150436908
I do feel for him, as I believe Man Utd are just currently cursed.

>>150436915
based
always need more man utd being a joke photoshops

>>150436808
Who she?

it cant get any worse can it

Please don't sack Amorim, this shit is too funny

>>150436945
>3-1

>>150434904
>>150434904
>>150434904
real new

>>150436945
>(OG)

just shat a bit in my pants by accident because I had to much xylitol and when I took them off to throw them out the window I noticed the pattern looked exactly like Joshua Zirkzee scoring a goal

Should I Febreze them and put them on ebay? Or keep them as is for the Indian customer market maybe?

>>150436908
my face as i watch the birth of bone-chilling spine-tingling a24 directed arthouse jumpscare free /mug/

>>150436901
where's maino
where's cunha
where's amad (if not offside)
where's sesko (if not denying the ball to a teammate in a better position)
everyone in the middle is just trying to shot like retards
dorgu most of the time has been playing alone at the left and receiving shitty passes

Moyes finished 7th
Van Gaal finished 4th
José finished 2nd
Olé finished 2nd
Ten hag finished 3rd
Pooben Interim finished 15th and is losing to 4th tier Grimsby

>only put £1 on Grimsby to win first half
sad

>>150436915
Unfathomably based

The funniest thing is that Grimsby isnt even playing good, it's barely above any team of local guys playing footy on sundays 2-3 times a month, but Man United is even worse somehow.

>>150437053
The pass for the first goal was quality stuff.

>>150437011
it would be silly to sack amorim because they have sacked other managers in the past and not won the league straight away

>>150437237
GET BACK JOSE MOURIHNO

>>150437053
oh come off it, they're solid. Better than a sunday league team you jealous muppet

>>150437317
why would he accept the job lmao

Bruno shoudnt have any defensive duties but all forward positions are taken by new players. They really shot themselves in the foot with this one.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150436917
lel