Thread 150435377

SERIE A MATCHDAY 2
>Friday, August 29, 2025
18:30 Cremonese - Sassuolo
20:45 Lecce - Milan

>Saturday, August 30, 2025
18:30 Parma - Atalanta
18:30 Bologna - Como
20:45 Napoli - Cagliari
20:45 Pisa - Roma

>Sunday, August 31, 2025
18:30 Genoa - Juventus
18:30 Torino - Fiorentina
20:45 Inter - Udinese
20:45 Lazio - Verona

Previous >>150419212

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, prepare for a mercato of epic proportions, oil your wooden cutting board and stay jelen pivopilled

The big 5

I spend my gibs on ZZZ macrotransaction

>Vlahovic's stance is to stay at Juventus regardless of everything that Juventus will do
t.Matteo Zingaretto

>>150435602
I remember La Viola fans were seething about his agent pulling some fuckery when he went to Jj back in the day. Fairs, history has absolved them.

>>150435602
>AC Milan is finding difficulties in the Rabiot track, especially on the player's side, but I expect further attempts because he is a priority profile for Allegri
t.Matteo Rabiotto
lmao not even Allegri's ex players want to play for him

>>150435701
Can't blame them, I wouldn't want to get involved in a relegation fight either

negru

>Nkunku
a match made in heaven with Folletti lmao

I really hope your favourite band isn't on this list anon

>>150435801
No Paramore :)

>>150435801
Based fellow metric enjoyer

>>150435868
Anon, I...

>>150435868
what colour thigh highs are you wearing lad?

Tresoldi, Tresoldiiiiii

https://youtu.be/22lISUXgSUw?feature=shared

>>150435801
is this from today's minneapolis shooter?

Mourinho status?

Koh-I-Ndour

Comolli stop afk farming on Battlefield Portal and cess some shitters

Gold-a-nigg, Montagna di Duce

He just looks so... unrateable? Somehow zesty, balkoid and shit at the same time

>>150436127
100% wears a small man bag and deals on street corner

>Contractual agreement nearly reached between Christopher Nkunku and AC Milan, contract until June 2030. ACM is preparing an offer between 30 and 40M€ [Santi Aouna]
Holy shit he lost against Creamass to get them to spend money lole, TUDOR TAKE NOTES

>>150436127
He looks like he accidentally got peer pressured into a shaved head in his 4th year of high school but due to bad hair genetics and eating habits he hasn't been able to regrow his foliage to the old glory

Santi Aouna Matata

>>150436127
He comes across as a Giovinco that grew beard and goatee

>>150436153
I get for you boss eh huh ket, coke, hashish I have for you come come boss

Santi Aouna lezzo, penzola uddio

Edon Zhegrova
Position: FW-MF (AM, right) ▪ Footed: Left
181cm, 66kg (5-11½, 146lb)
Born: March 31, 1999 (Age: 26-149d) in Herford, Germany
National Team: Kosovo xk Other: Germany
Club: Lille
Wages: € 23,077 Weekly Expires June 2026. Via Capology.

>>150436272
>Wages: € 23,077 Weekly
Is this figure net or gross of the stolen Mercedes badges?

>>150435421
I fielded shitters like Casadei and got 88 points? what the fuck

>>150436319
Gross for as far as I can tell, but knowing Lille and looking at his agent I wouldn't be so sure

If they were located in an American ghetto they'd be called Lil

When you say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds exactly like saying "Spice Girl" in Scottish.

Lega Serie A is astonished by the words of European Commissioner Glenn Micallef, whose comments seem to underestimate the complexity and strategic value of initiatives aimed at promoting Italian football on a global scale, along the lines of what leagues such as the NBA and NFL are already doing by playing matches in Europe. To speak of betrayal for a single match, out of a total of 380 Serie A matches, seems an excessive position, which risks fuelling a populist debate, far from a constructive and modern vision of sport.

Taking a match abroad does not mean exporting the championship, but rather introducing new audiences to the excellence of Italian football, strengthening the competitiveness of the system and generating resources that have a positive impact on the entire movement, including at youth and amateur level, in return for a small sacrifice required of the Milan and Como fans, who will nevertheless benefit in terms of increased visibility and popularity worldwide.

Serie A will continue to work to combine local roots with international openness, fully aware of its role in promoting Italian football.

>>150436444
What that nigga want God?
Word up, look out for the cops
(Cash Rules)
Word up, two for fives over here baby
Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way
Word up, know what I'm sayin"?

Elkann please release the third kit already

he's so effay

>>150436127
Most zingaro-looking human being ever

onaner trending on xitter again

fatto sparire il corpo di Harder per favorire la sua Juventus nel liberarsi di Vlahowc

questo prende la salma dell'avvocato e gli spega il concetto di Juventinità

>>150436825
has he recovered from his tete morente yet?

fucking Brugge

>gf bought a small pack of delicious velvety-soft choccy brownies for her nephew when he visits
>she goes to bed
>I devoured it not even 5 minutes later

no regrets but also what the fuck is wrong with me

also blastan some Mastodon, rip Brent Hinds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bYgZPfUKDo

kys grimolli
kys negurani
fuck off dumb negru club

>>150437477
>no regrets but also what the fuck is wrong with me

>>150435602
CheapBird isn't conceding the signing bonus obviously

>>150437477
>of delicious velvety-soft choccy brownies

kek. i knew by this description that you ate them

Merciful Brugge sparing Scotterrone the humiliation of coping with another 5-0

>>150437535
how about jj gets some new material instead of trying to reassemble a pathetic failed squad

Last night my Scottish friend said the Scottish, Belgian and Dutch leagues were of a similar level lole

>>150437593
>reassemble
That would imply it was ever assembled in the first place, which I very much doubt

Scottimitsu

>Nkunku to bbilan for 40m
lolwut

They're really gonna hand Nkunku to Folletti lmfao
At what point to we start feeling bad for our chimpanzeian bbrothers?

tudor to yanited

Fran Tudor right?

If he had a city named after him it'd be called Tudorino

Glenn Mikhelif

mr. kovacs would've never let the sixth brugge goal happen i tell ya

Seeing ManU makes the whole Tudor situation feel less bad tbqh

What if we had bought Zirkzneedgru instead

Kangoo - David
-----Big Zirk

Antwerp would be left in ruins

Do it again Bomber Damiens

>1 penalty saved in 13
Onana should go back to sleep on Cattelan's painting

Why is the gay negru from the thug shaking video playing for Manure and why is he taking penalties lmao

Absolute kino

>>150439609
It's the KFC token nigga to attract a larger viewership among the underprivileged in the US

god NO ONE scams like Beppe Marotta, he's an artist

>>150439754
Holy fucking kek

crying laughing
cant believe onana looked somewhat decent in serie a

>celtic
>rangers
>ManU
Lmao

>Manchester United have been knocked out of an EFL Cup tie against fourth-tier opposition for the first time in their history.
>Grimsby knock the Red Devils out of the Carabao Cup before the rest of the 'Big Six' have even entered the competition...
Calcio

im once again asking TIM to restructure the cup format so we can get pordenone culone's like this

>>150439853
no he didn't

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>150440044
are you joking? last time a team like Pordenone the wiser got anywhere a supposed big team shat bricks
it shan't happen again, nevermore

Caraboga Cup

If you think about it, Tudor has become the new Pepe, the most relatable character of /seriea/

>Amorim top trending thing in Croatia

it's really that bad, huh

Rigore paa Amorim

If he were me he'd be called Ruben Amo rimming

If he lived in Florence and rimmed along the river, he'd be called Arno Rimmer

We can’t we see kino nights like this in italian football

>>150440913
I unironically thought Jj would sign him lol
well next summer or so

I was always sceptical about the plausibility of the butt scoliosis condition, but fortunately Mbeumo dispelled all doubts

portuguese midget and david to manure for 150m

if he was dizzy he'd be Pietro Concusso

Comuzzo and Scalvini backline, pwoar

>>150441022
needs pastonis experience

>>150441022
>two centreback defense
this is a 3atb general you lousy philistine

>>150440159
Lord I have seen what you’ve done for others

https://youtu.be/u8XmnoqSmyw?feature=shared

>>150440044
god forbid you let lower league tier clubs make bank with the away fans once per year and what happens if the semifinals involve two teams with no commercial appeal? who's going to tell that to the Arabs and Mediaset huh?

>>150441648
Why isn't AS Riomma posting this

>>150441733
All part of the announcement video, they will roll a big cake into trigoria and he'll jump out. Like Wijnaldum jumped out of that pool for them.

>>150441754
>they will roll a big cake into trigoria
no need to involve mbeumo in this

>draw simulator site is dead
De Siervo... why... gotta find another now...

>>150442102
It literally works on my machine?
https://draw.inker.one/#/cl/ls

>>150442114
Blank page with nothing loading for me, tf
Gonna switch system

>>150442136
the system you say

>>150442136
Firefox on mac, ublock origin running and a pi-hole on the network if that matters

>>150435377 (OP)
fallen aus 3 canon: the Chinese lost the war because they ate too much fish broth

This is their plan, people; these are demons. Just like the Belgio Commandments say—it's basically an interdimensional invasion into this club through players. I—I'm telling YOU—! It's what all the Agnelli's said—it's what they warned about—it's what we're dealing with. Albanians, they're demons. They're friggin' interdimensional invaders—I'll just say it, make fun of me on RAI or whatever, but everyone already innately knows this. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FREAKING HUMANS, OK? ALBANIANS ARE GODDAMN DEMONS!"

[spoiler] Ranieri comes out of retirement again this time to fix yanited [/spoiler]

>>150432712
Send the line up. Which is your team?

Sucked on some titties and fingered a pusy tonight

t. Barbara Bonansea

>>150443282
Considering the name and that it is the only team that set a kit, but not a team, I reckon that it's " LaSaudiScotti"

un assassinio molto silenzioso

Good morning!
>>150443557
Is she cute? Will you marry her?

L’AssAssino della Serie Ass

>All confirmed! Nadia Nadim leaves Milan Femminile with these stinging words: "I thank everyone, Cardinale, Ibra, Spina, Corti and his staff, Vezzoli and Moreno, but my time has been interrupted by a small person with small person syndrome"
Man even the womans team hate furlanZ

>>150446892
Nah she’s talking of the womens manager she got into a row with her and was benched she praised the upper management.

Milan agree personal terms with N’Cucku 5 year contract. Chelsea want 40 million Milan offer 30 + bonuses.

Vlahovic set on staying at Juventus another year.

>>150446949
>Vlahovic set on staying at Juventus another year.

Situation Dusan #Vlahovic

The issue regarding #Vlahovic's salary is far more complex than what has been reported. The player has never made rigid demands as claimed, but has simply reiterated to his counterparts that he does not intend to give up what he is still owed by #Juventus, a club by which he clearly feels betrayed on a sporting level.

For their part, the Bianconeri have waited for the best possible way out to limit the financial impact of a heavy balance sheet cost; but, between one media bluff and another, time has passed until reaching today.

#Milan, for once aware of holding the upper hand, has worked discreetly amid denials that, as the days have gone by, have progressively crumbled. Today, the game is played among three parties: Juventus, increasingly forced to concede something (a transfer fee at a reasonable price for #Milan and an exit bonus for the player), while the Rossoneri are ready to treat Vlahovic as one of the top players at Milanello.
Relations between the two clubs remain excellent: #Milan made it clear from the start that they did not want to act unfairly, perhaps waiting for an opportunity to sign Dusan on a free transfer, something appreciated by the Bianconeri management.

The outcome? Hard to predict. There are many factors at play, starting with the Rossoneri management's desire to satisfy the coach, who has had the Serbian on his wish list from the beginning.

The airplanes are flying way too low

For me, it's pineapple banana chocolate chip pizza with anchovies.

I still can't believe J*v*nt*s are paying Dušan Vlahović 8 million Euros a year for his services

that's such a crazy number

Good morning /seriea/, today will be a massive day for signings if I interpreted my dreams correctly.

Giving AC Milan Akanji for cheap is the least we can do for snatching Reijnders

>>150447321
Connected.

>Akanji
Literally top5 CBs in the world, what would Allegri's excuse be in case he doesn't win against the mighty Lecce with this squadrone

>The Harder-Milan situation has practically fizzled out. A deal that was never finalized, and as the days have passed, it has now reached a complete stalemate, an almost unsolvable situation.
Yesterday morning, a call was made for Bayern Munich's Kim, who Tare really likes, but Bayern Munich said no to Milan: Kim is not for sale in these final days of the transfer market, Kim is not leaving. So, a situation not to follow at this moment.
>Milan has contacted Arsenal regarding Kiwior, but as of today, there seem to be no conditions for a possible deal on an economic level. Kiwior is very likely to go to Porto. So, Kiwior is also a situation I wouldn’t follow for Milan’s defense.
A name we’re suggesting for Milan’s defense is Akanji. There’s a basic agreement between City and Galatasaray for a figure around 18-20M, but as of today, the player isn’t open to it. Akanji is definitely a name that Milan is considering with a bit more conviction.
>Milan: nella shortlist per la difesa anche Beraldo del PSG
Milan has inquired about the conditions of the deal for Akanji, no formal offer at the moment. He is one of the 3 names on the shortlist for the central defender. Galatasaray has reached a £15M agreement with Manchester City but so far not with the player.
>In the last few hours, Milan has tried to probe again for Rabiot, but this contact was not positive; there is a lot of rigidity from Rabiot's entourage. An operation that Milan would like to pursue, but as of today, it is more complicated than it might have seemed.
Following the internal meeting held at Casa Milan between Allegri and the entire Milan management staff, let's say that some market strategies have been changed, because initially Milan did not plan to further strengthen the squad in defense.
>Nkunku's openness to Milan is total, the contract is ready, the deal can be done. Now the price needs to be negotiated. Chelsea starts at 40 plus bonuses, Milan at 30+ bonuses, but there is great confidence from Milan

>>150443557
It's still backpacking season down there?

>>150447383
That he NEEDs Rabiot & Zingaro to unlock his tiktoks

>>150447460
>Kim is staying in b00n
Good news, no treble this season!

What will happen first? jJ sign someone this transfer market or ayyys en route confirmation

>>15044756
The two are interlinked anon

>>150447561
Both, the next Jj signing is an ayyy who can play as a leftback

>Culo Muani apparently done deal
this club just doesn't learn at all

>Rabiot is nowhere to be found
>Dovbyk - Gimenez loans swap
lole

>>150447688
>>Rabiot is nowhere to be found
He rejected them yesterday

>Allegri asked for a forward a la Vlahovic who can supposedly help the team with the build up (lol) and on counters (lol x2)
>get Nkunku instead
what did The Algorithm™ mean by this

>>150447688
>Gimenez and Mancini on the same team
Lole, lmao even

>>150447517
Nights are getting a bit cold for that

GIVE ME big matches

>Milan and Chelsea are expected to finalize the transfer of Nkunku to Milan today for a fee between €40-45M
wtf

>AC Milan reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Christopher Nkunku. Deal for 27yo forward €42m + sell-on clause to CFC.
https://youtu.be/5ayYs1uxKmA

lmfao, will he even play 10 games this season?

>getting a very injury prone player for Allegri
lmao

this nigga really named Ngubu

yo, my man...

seriously can I email someone at Inter to watch Kotarski in the CL this season and next season get him for like 12 millies

genuinely Croatia's best GK no cap on that, also a little fucked in the head a la Brozo

didn't ask

>>150436127
Cristian Romero if he fair skinned

still kneeling at Allegro’s 5d chess to open up the market

Tudor should have shipped 5 against Parmalat

>desperately need a LW
>swap strikers with Milan instead
Is Massara unironically retarded?

>>150448460
>swap a striker your manager allegedly hates for someone he's going to hate even more
yes

>Tudor wants Bennacer
t.tuna oil
WHY

>Ngubu to Milan for 35mill euros
>Romano confirms
Mongada strikes again

please chiuso the mercato

>>150448514
Nkunku wan unplayable in /bundes/

>>150448532
Three years ago

Season unironically depends on a znegru drug dealer with pubalgia who hasn’t played in almost a year performing like he did pre-injury lole

just kidding >we won’t even close the deal and sign him

>>150436127
LMAO is this real?
Top kek at jube

>>150448543
Isn't he Kosovar just like you?

Zhegrova is a fraud btw

>>150448546
he is a wogger kosovar

>>150448534
still would be a top player in Serie Ass

>>150448546
It's like calling a terrone an Italian
Same with Zhegrova
Sure you can call him Albanian but he's a Nafri abo genetically

>>150448568
>he's a Nafri abo genetically
aren't all of you?

Zingarova

Why is bbilan signing Nkunku that dudes injury prone af

>suddenly all anti-milanisti are worried
Lmao. They are afraid

>>150448646
They are not ready for the ultimate Tare move to sign Vlahovic in the last couple of minutes of the market so Palestinentus won't be able to replace him in time and be stuck with just one striker until January

>>150448646
Do the words of Marco van Basten have you worried? Or are you so afraid of what he is saying being true, that it makes you look the other way and pretend all is well?

>>150448676
Only poorfags and boomers consider Van Basten a good player and a Milan legend

>>150448684
t. Sacchi

>>150448615
Nope, not all of Kosovo/Albania, though unfortunately these gyppo abos are the majority

The breakdown:

~36% of decent humans in Kosovo
R1b haplos = Aryan/IE haplo Albanian probably from Illyrians, some maybe Phrygians
R1a haplos = Aryan/IE haplo Probably Slavic
I haplos = Mesolithic Old Europeans

~%60 of subhumans in Kosovo
Haplo E = Nafris probably were called Pelasgians in ancient times
Haplo J2b = Semites/Arab-like people

>>150448676
What'd Marco say?

Didn't ask

Two Serbians now on my /seriea/

>>150448709
>Marco (Van Basten)'s moment of the week was Bonazzoli’s bicycle kick against bbilan
And when the host asks him if it hurts seeing bbilan like this, he responds: "Not at all, the only thing I recognize are the colours and stadium they play in. Any emotion I felt towards them has gone away long ago together with whatever soul ever was in that club. Just the other day I spoke to a bunch of young talented players and one said he wanted to go to be Bbilan's striker like me, I told him not to because talented players go to wither in places like that, where commerce is more important than the sport. A bit like Manchester United."

Lmao, you won't hear the likes of Edgar Davids saying these things.

>>150448731
Milan's soul died with Berlusconi. Everyone knows that.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST HEARD THE NEWS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

THEY BOUGHT THE FRENCH PATIENT FOR 40 MILLION EUROS HAHAHAHAHA

>>150448698
Lots of words when you can just call em zingari or gypsies and be done with it

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH

>>150448698
I'm afraid I'm too ignorant/racist to see the difference when looking at one

>>150448781
Nothing to do with ignorance, you’re smart enough that even a “good” apebanian is bad news to be around

>>150448142
I don't know how he ended up in Denmark

>>150448831
That's a natural reaction over here to seeing a gypsy-looking individual
Which reminds me of a fun story from my hometown, there was a few old social bloks given to local gypsies to "keep them in one place" and "help them" but as you can imagine it didn't work so the local community used set up a fire to burn that shit down and threw molotovs onto the bloks
That was like 20 years ago

>>150448731
He is 100% on the money
Grande Marco

>>150448848
>used set up a fire
not sure why I used "used" here but you get what I mean

>>150435782
even if olympiacos and besiktas jk had gotten this walking hospital on loan they d be murmurs and complaints amongst the fans AC MILAN are the laughingstock of european football

>>150448781
If you see a real Albanian(White) you won't notice them because they're White and they'll blend in with other typical Western Euros
The ones that stick out are the abos, and they are not Albanian

The same goes for other Balkan countries like Croatia
The darkies aren't real Croats for example
It's easy to spot them from their phenotype

phica bros.........

>>150448848
Yeah, we’re lucky they are still relatively rare here. In the sense you don’t see them out and about much in the cities.

There was me, real albanians, Interbros and Sinisa Mihajlovic playing Phasmophobia in Co-op mode

>>150448646
88 goal a season strikers are no joking matter

>>150448907
>Yeah, we’re lucky they are still relatively rare here
Don't you have a lot of brownies and niggers like Moroccans, Surinamese, Indonesians etc.?

I was surprised when I saw Tijani's dad was actually Dutch
Why the fuck would you marry an Indonesian woman? Why waste your genes like that?

>>150448934
Please stop talking

>>150448907
Well, there's always gonna be some % of gypsies around. Shame they didn't agree on getting their own country being created those ~40 years ago or so, we could just block it off easier then.
Still makes me laugh when I think about that one gypsy documentary about gyppos I think in slovakia or czechia and the whole "eating dogs" thing where the Chief Gypsy tells the cameraman that they don't eat dogs while his kid goes "but dad, we eat dogs" and the Chief just slaps the kid instantly

>Pedulla believes Allegri should resign
I agree
Somebody who play loftus cazzo should not coach Milan

>>150448944
Shove it up your ass

>>150448934
Oh yeah we do, don’t get me wrong.
I was talking about those other ethnicities specifically

>>150448944
Do you really have no thoughts at all on the words of the man that was inducted into the Bbilan Hall of Fame recently?

>gypsies arguing in /seriea/
Mamma mia!
Oof Madonn'!

So now Ngubu is costing us 42 million?
How the fuck did his pricetag balloon so much in a couple of hours? First it was 35 million.
WTF is going on?

>>150448996
>WTF is going on?
ded sborrt lol

>>150448993
Please don't make up fake quotes
Allegro won't play him anyways

Geertruida deadline day loan and we DON’T kill ourselves, this is your last chance Grimolli

>bennacer
jesus fuck what

>>150448993
>>150449020
Not sure if Ji- or gimenez

>>150449033
WHAT
THE
FUCKING
SHIT

He has to be lying.
Anything to guarantee loftus cazzo a place on the starting line-up.
Well I won't be watching if he plays that pos.

Sack this dinosaur asshole already holy shit.

>>150449033
Are you enjoying the show?

>Il mercato è in PAUSA
PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150447194
don't usually do this but N A M E?!?!?!?!?

mmh so zesty

>>150449120
I don't think it was a girly magazine

>try to grinta through a hammy cramp
That didn't work out like I thought it would

Nearly can't believe I did it, but I took the Bonnypill

>>150449110
Rosy Bindi

>Crucial hours for Kolo Muani - The Frenchman is awaiting the green light to travel to Turin; he has been not just true to his word, but even more so towards Juve. Despite calls from various clubs, he has remained loyal, with extraordinary patience, and has fallen in love with Juventus.
- Fabulous Rom

>>150449203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyKwEkoOUM8
Based

sorry fras accidentally made the best fanta squadrone again this year, might as well send me the prize arthoe now and get it over with

>>150449287
i was going to but pancrazio doesnt let me
>>150449203
fuck off gigashitter

>>150449293
Now make it in the Yoji Shinkawa artstyle

What the hell do you mean the mercato opened

Phica down i repeat phica down

Pancrazio what is this?

>>150449373
godo (unlike you)

>>150449318
Not right now, I'm out of tokens and too Jewish to buy more

Zingaro Keith haring style

>>150449395
Who said i liked that forum lol
(i hate italian boomers)

>>150449310
>pancrazio
he still owes me for winning 2022 or 2023
i cant remember if that was for headpatalanta or cremainessa

>>150449414
he also owes me (and others) the ilicic credits
PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>literally thanking god for being able to join Milan
Milans aura is craazy

Imagine the emoji once he experiences his first Cucktalk™

More like he's joining Folletti

Folletti won the best fitness coach of the year trophy and friend of Israel (not Palestine like Palestinentus) trophy multiple times you fucking poorfags

>>150449534
Vecchio cuore rossobianco

2h50m

>>150449590
Not this year my friend...
But at least, and unlike some other clubs, there will be Europa League on thursdays :)

Juventus created the highest xG in Serie A’ 1st round.

Lmao seems like Jashari is kill for a couple of weeks

>>150449608
good to see my Tudor's being saved

>>150449608
Tudorismo.

>>150449608
that means we scored the most goals right?

>>150449485
>low iq ape saying this
means nothing

>>150449617
Perfect for Allegro to terrorize us with loftus cazzo
But I shan't be watching if he plays that prick

>>150449642
That will only happen with Renault Kangoo on the pitch

Is Tudor italian?

should be renamed xCope

did bbilan really buy another negru

>Jashari, the clash with Gimenez costs very dearly: problem with the fibula, risk of fracture
Sell the fat mexican immediately

>AC Milan, after pursuing Ardon Jashari all summer, will be without the midfielder, potentially for an extended period.
this club is cursed

>There may be an investigation into the transfer of Nicola Zalewski from Inter to Atalanta due to a 'false plusvalenza'.
>Zalewski was loaned from Roma in February for around €600k, bought by Inter this summer for €8M and sold to Atalanta for €17M (!).
>It's not that Nicola Zalewski is a bad player - quite the contrary - but a doubling of the transfer fee (from €8.6M to €17M) after just 595 playing minutes, 1 goal and 1 assist on behalf of Inter is at the very least remarkable.
>To be continued.
Well well well

>>150449860
Still have your head in the sand like an ostrich or are you ready to comment on the words spoken. by Marco van Basten about AC Bbilan last monday?

>>150449860
Also
>deliberately naming gimenez
I see what allegri did there. He wants dusan no matter what

this is why you don't ostracize your own players, allegri

>>150449881
>Codacons
nothing burger, they're schizos

>>150449881
as if that ndrangheta scum club will be investigated for anything, they still have 800 million debts to recover and fix the balance sheet and the underworld does not want any interference whatsoever
expect many more rigged Serie A games to let them clinch at least a position in the top 4 and the quarter-finals of the UCL so as to maximise profits from TV rights/sporting prizes

>>150449937
lmao rent free schizo di merda

5-0 Mayulu
It never began

Free rent? But enough about Juventus playing at the stadium it itself owns.

>>150449881
>Codacons
Not a sfinter fan but Zalewski's option was that low because his contract was about to run out.
Roma only extended it to send him on loan after finding an agreement with Inter.

Kante offered to Monaco
Since we are building a retirement team for Shitllgri I'd go for him if he lowers his wage
Better than F*fana and Loftus C*zzo

>>150449958
remind me what judentus has won in the last 4 years

>>150449795
>>150449822
we call it xD over here

Why should the rest of Serie A pay the Inter tax every year? Isn't the chromosomal retardation of the FIGC leadership enough?

>>150449974
Palestinentus you fucking commie

>>150449895
He got Nkunku
Hope Allegru gets a heart-attack and dies

>>150449713
>Tudor
welsh

Every single time lmfao

>kanker mexicanen wiping out the shqiptars
wtf i love invaders now

>>150449993
swiss
SWISS

Igli Shqiptare

>>150450000
This unironically

Not often that you like a player more even after he leaves. He's got the DNA.

>Jimenez not called up for the Lecce game, he will go to Como or Bournemouth.

allegri is petty

What does he do?

>>150450075
All of the good technical players gone
Won't be surprised if Modric departs to Dinamo Zagreb come January

Fuck this piece of shit
He is banter-era coach
His ideal players are Muntari, Montolivo, Nocerino
Garbage

you don't have to reply to every post

>>150450125
why?

>>150450139
There is no fucking way

>>150450139
Gimenez should pay out of his pocket for this

Did allegri pay gimenez to do this so he can get rabiot?

It's not even september yet and the season is already over
Classic Bbilan

But the damage this cunt Allegri has done to us already is impalpable

Trailer for Bugonia (new Yorgoskino) is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd_5HcTujfc&t=1s

>>150450233
Related to calcio because Chappell Roan (Udinese fan) music is used

>>150450254
Just put this sport out of its misery already
6pm CL final is a fucking joke
Might as well play it at noon

>Lega Serie A is astonished by the words of European Commissioner Glenn Micallef, whose comments seem to underestimate the complexity and strategic value of initiatives aimed at promoting Italian football on a global scale, along the lines of what leagues such as the NBA and NFL are already doing by playing matches in Europe. To speak of betrayal for a single match, out of a total of 380 Serie A matches, seems an excessive position, which risks fuelling a populist debate, far from a constructive and modern vision of sport.

>Taking a match abroad does not mean exporting the championship, but rather introducing new audiences to the excellence of Italian football, strengthening the competitiveness of the system and generating resources that have a positive impact on the entire movement, including at youth and amateur level, in return for a small sacrifice required of the Milan and Como fans, who will nevertheless benefit in terms of increased visibility and popularity worldwide.

>Serie A will continue to work to combine local roots with international openness, fully aware of its role in promoting Italian football.

Did you know that Romano Floriani Mussolini plays for Cremonese?

>>150450309
only in shitaly the descendants of mussolini wouldn't change their last name

E mo entro su phica

>>150450336
And do what, use his father's surname? Terrible choice lmao, the fucker was involved in a scandal involving underage prostitution

Romario Floriario Mussolirio

>>150450336
He actually changed his name towards that. He's from the maternal line and used to go by that name.

>>150450336
if losers were to change their identity because of indignity, there would no longer be a Greek surname left on the face of the earth

>>150450423
Mussolini didn't lose.

italochuds are mad mad

Conmebol qualifiers are such a farce anyway, a national team could lose eight games and still have a chance to qualify

Just got up from my nap at my work desk, did I make any mercato while sleepwalking?

>>150450233
Chapell Roan :)

>>150450368
change it to an obviously fake and made up name like vincenzo italiano

>First clip of The Office sequel The Paper
https://youtu.be/xbuaBS3LtWA

This looks grim and is serie a related because the office is ibrahimovics favorite show and he said he is looking forward to watch the paper.

Also business idea a the office like show about the management of a newly promoted serie a team (written, directed and acted by /seriea/)

>>150450368
>Γεωργια Μηλιωνη

>>150450706
this looks fucking awful

New Nicky Bandini OF photoshoot is up

30 minutes until CL draws

>>150450811
Pics/links?

>>150450116
>Montolivo
tbf he seemed like he was going to be a thing whilst with the Viola, his passes were pretty neato
but as I recall, when they wouldn't let him leave for Milan his level of play fell off a cliff and he spent the next 2 years sodomizing the dog until his contract expired
And by the time Milan signed him on a free, his development had totally stalled, and then he started getting injured all the tiem
Instant karma got him

>Vannacci stands with Phica
BASED!!!!!!!

>mercato pausa
nupancra think he grimolli

>>150450851
Montolivo was just the first fat technical misunderstanding in the post-Calciopoli era, it's still baffling how nobody caught up to it still.
Remember those seasons where Empoli or Livorno could end up playing the Uefa Cup play-off rounds, or Sampdoria and Udinese used to get thrashed like there was no tomorrow in the UCL early rounds? That was the average bar technique wise

>>150450895
no need to remind and no desire to be reminded of that era, I remember Palombo and Bocchetti at the World Cup and Chievo in CL, and too many teams cucked financially to be competitive, not that the era of billionaire ownership has brought any benefits to Serie Ass since then
Still, it's not like there was no talent coming through in that era, just not enough and too many players who saw their development stall because they couldn't get first team opportunities in Serie A

>>150450706
this greek advert about an milan/inter fan going around the office trying to hide from people reminding him last night's embarrassing display is a better the office remake than this

>>150450574
But could shitalia qualify?

-11m

>>150450706
this greek advert about an milan/inter fan going around the office trying to hide from people reminding him last night's embarrassing display is a better the office remake than this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7QkQWZsZzI

olympiacos will get

psg home
bayern away
arsenal home
benfica away
napoli away
tottenham home
newcastle home
athletic club away

We're live
https://www.uefa.tv/live/289166?showInterstitial=false

Should I watch on SkySborrt or the official site?

Oh look, Scoterrone's gf :)

Wait, why did they show that Hakimi goal? It was offside

I know at least one italianon looks like a young version of pedro pinto. Same glasses and all

Furlani with his new Linkedin profile picture
>>150451213

>play the entire league phase with the B-team
Chelsea winning, even playing, in the Comfyrence is a blight

Nyon switzerland :^)

Hey, that's Watford lifelong Fabrice Romain

greek managerial talento and bane of vazelia THEODORIDIS

Milan is literally dying and this Z is filming clips for uefa

>Inter Milan & Olympiacos Agree Deal For Iran Star Taremi – Player Wants 24 Hours To Decide

how many in the gyros league?

>this is what the UEFA does with all the money
the super league coup should have gone through

>>150451368
ynr the sky shilling campaigna and eplel negru protests

how semiological! kaka shows up on the day milan signs nkunku could this be an auspice?

These negrus still talking

Haha le funny zingaro man haha

I have just seen the starting 11 for the game against lecce

notRanieri is up

Zlatan is morphing into Bradley Cooper

>>150451454
put kakas brain into nkunkus body and make nkaka

>>150451304
Zlatan doesn't film clips for uefa, it's clips that uefas for Zlatan

Inter will get Kairat in January, there’s nothing surer

>>150451521
nkuku already has shit in his brain though

>>150451489
Post it

Chelsea hard games

Two Shitalian teams for Chelsea

>two belgian teams and pafos
Nevermind, Buyern will still choke that

>Real Merdid away
KINO

>Merdrid away
Either gonna be a humiliation or some Tudorkino

>this sfiner draw
Basically 90% of it is a walk in the park

>Borussia Juve
:)

>Dirtmund
3 points gained

>42 billion for a fat broken injury prone 27 year old reject manlet striker called n’cucku

Please tell me this is all just a mercato strategy to get Zingaro and they will reject N’cucku at the medical like Boniface

If they had been inspired by SicFlics and ATKHairy for the club name, they would have called themselves Dirtmound

^
Found the phica refugee

heres how lookman can still sign

Barcelona talents WILL be purchased in CL fanta

PSG unironically got a difficult one lol
I wonder who could be behind this possible revenge?!

Reminder that when you mention Bodo/Glint, you are obligated to use "Arctic Circle" in the same sentence.

>>150451765
Noice

Bring it on, notRanieri

>defending champions going out in the league phase
would be kino

>Inter - Ajax
On that day, an Interbro will exist :)

>>150451892
Nobody relevant is going out in the league phase. It’s basically impossible the way it is now. 24 out of 36 go through loses so much jeopardy.

Muttuidi spotted

>Muttuidi gole in the hype reel
Cursed

>>150451892
lmao yeah right
the league phase is entirely designed to avoid that, ie: giving big teams with stacked squads more chances to stay afloat

>>150451915
>Fofana and ass cheeks still starting
>Musah as RWB
AHHHHH

>>150451915
Pulisic is out so it's grimmer

>>150451960
And its already clear that camarda will score against us

Easy draw for Scatalanta

>Benfica - Jj
3 points lost

>Benfiga
Pretty gud draw

Benfiga :DDDD

>>150451915
jj aspires to become as grim as this

>pronouncing Brugge the French way
Cringe

Even easier draw for the criminal organisation known as “Juventus”

>2 Portuguese teams
It's ogre

>Bodo away
guaranteed injuryfest

>>150452053
Tf, that wasn't on my screen when I screenshotted it

>>150452053
>Kairat Almaty
Gravina League

Yup, I'm thinking Top 8.

Rigged for jews

Home: Borussia Dortmund
Away: Real Madrid
Home: Benfica
Away: Villarreal
Home: Sporting CP
Away: Bodø/Glimt
Home: Pafos
Away: Monaco

>>150452053
>couldn't hack it against PSG
>so they gave them the lil bro, USG

>Monaco away
Yeah I ain't ready to get dabbed by Pol Potba

>>150452096
Very Ro16-core

>>150452096
>europa league tier
lmao

>>150452105
That Pogba gole against >us is a canon event, it's just one of those things that will happen no matter what (also gud draw please Tumor don't fuck it up)

Pafos? Comolli will sign all their talents before the end of the mercato

>>150452138
I think David Luiz (yes, that one) plays for them kek

>>150452134
>Implyng he won't be injured by then

Our paths... cross again...

Pafos crest looks very editable, even for Fantacomfy purposes

Can’t wait for the Pogba 40 yard screamer long shot goal in the 90+7 min to eliminate Jj followed by the obligatory dab celebration

All in his head?

hmm yeah im totally going to spend time watching a david-negruani attack embarass itself against literally/whø

psv will be destroyed at karaiskaki, ajax will lose 0-3 they are atromitos tier

>>150452200
already looks like motta's face on the crest

>>150452265
Greco we want to see you shitpost at max potential for the Pafos game

>>150452265
The Greek league will rise above the Eresdive soon my friend

I run PafOS on all my devices

>>150452254
>85 MILLION + 5M BONUSES

Anyone else find this all very dull and predictable? Maybe I’m just getting old

>>150452309
There is literally no reason for them to do it like this. It's rigged anyways so just press the button once and be done with it.

Pafundi

>>150452254
fugg they were supposed to save us

Why did the Napoli guys look so sad?

>>150452309
this new format is shit, not gonna lie

>>150452254
This means isak for 130m to liverpool right?

>>150452333
He realized he has to go back to Napels after this

>>150452278
it would have been better if it took place in cyprus

Napoli is beautiful unlike shitholes like turdino and milANO

>>150452359
>when the event is almost over and you gotta start heading back

>>150452281
all olympiacos need to do that is for modesto to work his magic so they can sign pensioner kostic and the polish patient milik

>>150449485
That's a fan account you dumbass

>>150452401
>theyre already using the filth in jjust media pics
its so fucking over

Juventus in Norway: 4 games, 4 draws - 1-1 three times vs Rosenborg, 1-1 vs Kongsvinger.

I’m gonna try and get tickets for the Copenhagen - Napoli game desu

>no comfy away game like Leipzig last year
it's over
>>150452254
Bayern btfo

Some very meme-able moments in that pre-draw video

>>150452523
>Bayern btfo
so bauern might be able to save us?

>>150452553
Bayern is buying Koopmeiners for 75m

>>150452553
they're about to loan that Chelsea meme striker, so no

>>150452576
wtf i love bayern now
>>150452585
wtf i hate bayern now

>>150452548
Is that ranieri

>>150452401
Inter: 16 points
Juventus: 17 points
Atalanta: 12 points
Napoli: 18 points

>>150452718
I asked for your thoughts on the Van Basten quote posted. Nobody asked for this 'thing' you posted.

How do both Atalanta and Napoli have Chelsea on day 1?
>>150452401

>>150452733
Do you really think literally every team plays a Pot 1 team the first 2 matchdays? Please don't be this albanian.

The order and dates are still TBD.

>>150452477
make sure to avoid the air balloons filled with piss thrown at you

>>150452768
Ahh makes sense thanks

>>150450998
2006-2010 was the last era of Serie A with some soul
After that it was garbage

Calcio /biz/ idea: Damien Calciopolli

Stengs is up and his knees somehow passed the medical.

>>150451915
>Loftus Cazzo and Fofanna again
Yup, gonna skip this gam
Hope we get mauled by Lecce
Camarda hat-trick pls

>>150451915
LMAO Modric in the center surrounded by ngubus
Is Allegri trying to recreate France 2018?
France's niggers were actually decent which is why they work with the Aryan Man(Griezmann) leading them, unlike our trash fodder niggers

If I were Modric I would resign right now
This is literally a humiliation ritual

>>150452200
Easy top 8

Me? Just watched the live Comolli interview with my parents :)

Vlahovic? OUT of the mercato.

>>150452718
Hope it crashes and he dies
Sick of ngubus, sick of mongada and his infinite niggers
I am tired of them

>>150452944
i will shill for a delusional renewal if it prevents us from signing the nerguani
>>150452927
what did he say

>>150452992
>what did he say
Savona confirmed leaving to Nottingham Forest, then "lots of things can happen between now and Monday"
He dodged the questions about Negruani

>>150452992
Savona to EPLel for 15m

I miss when we had 1 or 2 niggers in the team at best
Good times
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/06/berlusconi-brother-fury-balotelli-remark
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2w4ztk/former_ac_milan_coach_arrigo_sacchi_too_many/

Now we are what Chelsea used to be

>>150453009
>>150453013
>sapona out
wouldnt care but more ruganoid, floyd and kalulu is quite grim
grimolli with 15m to waste is also grim
its over fras

>Savona out for peanuts
>Zingaro di merda is staying
I am so fucking done with this club, please Elkann cut the funds and relegate it to Serie D to restart it all

Kys Belgio

>>150453123
The mercato isn't seen a single cent of those 15 so I wouldn't worry lol
At least we're done with those loan obligations I ASSUME

>>150452978
You need help

>>150453137
Savona is trash man, you can't be serious

Is it a coincidence that Belgium and Bbilan both start with a B? I don't know, I'm just asking question.

>>150453225
I'm more mad about Zingaro staying if anything, but I liked Savona

>>150453260
He wants to earn his 12m over anything, can't do much about that lmao

Are Aberdeen and Hibs getting through tonight? That’s the big question.

>>150453224
Nope
Milan needs help
Just what we needed. Another Loftus Cheek
Death to all ngubus and fodders
Death to shitalian dinosaurs like Allegri
Death to mongada

>>150453303
Albania how long will Allegri last. What is your prediction

ITALY GREECE STARTS SOON

>>150453277
Aberdeen yes, Hibs not I'm afraid

>>150453275
Only thing to hope is that Comolli will stop fucking around and finally make signings because I don't want another "can't wait for next season" kind of season

>Juventus are ready to submit to Lille the first bid (around €12M + bonuses) for Edon Zhegrova, who has already an agreement in principle with Juve for a contract until 2030 (€2,5M/year).
t. Nicholas Silksong

>Jashari to miss 3 months
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IT'S FUCKING OVER
THIS CLUB IS FUCKING CURSED

>>150453336
>just make signings bro
grimtoli spend most if not all of this summers money
all you can do right now is overpay for an average player which keeps the decay going

>>150453336
- Our UEFA list is basically full, nobody joins until some shitters leave
- We are literally broke thanks to the previous directors lmao
simple as that

MIGHT have sex tonight

uh oh viola sissies, its happening

>>150453415
It's really ogre

>>150453322
It's Bbilan so they won't sack him until the end of the season at least
His contract is 5-6 million including bonuses and he signed 2 + 1 year extension deal

Furlani can't give him the Fonseca treatment obviously, so we are stuck with this mental patient

>>150453447
Greentext time fra

Savona and Huijsen sold for the same pricetag

Zingarovic will actually be unlocked this season and he'll have his redemption arc, he won't be shit I'm sure

holy fuck viola, squeaky bum time

pretending i don't know what phica is while my parents comment the tg1 servizio about it

>>150453137
Do you actually rate Savona

mo who tf is comolli

LA POLICIAAAAAA LA POLICIAAAAAAAAA

>>150453663
*spends €30m on Conceicao*

>>150453674
He was insanely shit for most of last season but I did kind of rate him, maybe I'm delusional
>>150453663
Knowing that Grimtoli sleeps comfortably every night is an infiuriating thought

You kow we did see Musah at RWB vs Chelsea and he fucking sucked ass, so this is 100% Allegri trying to wreck th potential sale to Atalanta

I'd give this asshole the guillotine

pretty tough first 4 games but i bet teams are worried about inter too.

last 4 games look more like easier points. intrasting to see chivu in yurop.

>>150453331
Both out imo. That said Aberdeen get to play Conference anyway

Never noticed that grim tattoo

Big ahhh Romanian stadium, very impressive! Many EU funds used!

>>150453525
Tomorrow wish me luck (tho I'm going to her place so probably won't need it much)

>>150453945
dont use a condom you dont want microplastics on your dick

>>150453908
I guess real was one step too big for dean

Woop-woop
that's the sound of da Polissya
Woop-woop
that's the sound of da beast

>>150453618
the combined odds of
>the vlach fixing his shit (lole)
>at jjust (lmao)
>followed by a renewal
>the renewal isnt ridiculous
im going to need some serious delusionfuel for that one

what the fuck is La Viola doing

How flies the Tuscan Purples?

>>150454131
their best

>sign Pioli as manager
>get eliminated by FC Polissya Zhytomyr at home in august

for me? it's Italy's brave Diouf Mouhamet

Yeah, Aberdeen looks locked in. No way this goes awry

>>150454131
that XI is unspeakably grim, Cher Ndour #10 how do you come up with that shit

Anyone who wants Milan to win vs Lecce tomorrow is not a real Milan fan.
You should be rooting for relegation to Serie B at this point so that these scumbags Redbird and Elliott gtfo.

>>150454287
>implying jewish parasites ever leave
you will continue to be zombies as long as you make a penny profit, might as well change name in AC Penny Market in fact

>>150454131
Showing the rest of the world how balanced and enthralling Serie A is :^)

Besiktas who?

>>150454361
Oh they will leave if we relegate to B because there will be no shekels left anymore

>>150454387
You jest, but if all the top leagues, it kind of is doe

>>150454235
Very even so far

>>150454490
The better chances have been for the Dandies thoughever, I feel good about them getting a result

>>150454594
Starting to lose their grip on the game…

Savona to Forest, 15 million VdL pennies

La Sarvonna

That’s a fucking appalling decision, can’t quite believe that

I’m actually astounded at that decision. What in the fuck

>>150454787
it's anti scottish-italian discrimination

Read a rumor

>>150454897
About Read?

>>150454948
Yeah, it's Read

>>150454787
I do not even know where to begin to describe how unfair the VAR decision is here. It is beyond shockingly wrong. I cannot believe it

>>150454819
Nay skin aff ma nose boyo, I’m nay a fan eh the Dons ken

the dream is as dead as a dodo

>>150455029
Considering the coefficient cliff that Scottish football finds itself on, you probably should root for the other teams to do well. You’ll be picking up Icelandic leftovers before you know it

Predicted Milan XI (3-5-2): Maignan; Tomori, Gabbia, Pavlovic; Musah, Loftus-Cheek, Modric, Fofana, Estupiñan; Saelemaekers, Gimenez

Urby Saelemaekerson

>>150454897
post it

>>150455277
taremi kostic to olympiacos thats all the rumors there are

Well, six Dutch clubs, a third of the Memedivisie, in the three European tournaments; 46 matches until sometime in January. Four matches with Dutch clubs on many a Thursday. We won't have to be bored for months now.

First time since 2008 that 6 Memedivisie teams make it into the main UEFA tournaments too. Ajax and PSV in the CL, Go Ahead Eagles, Utrecht and Feyenoord in the EL and AZ in the ECL.

Now just need Shamrock Rovers to delete Santa Clara and the total coefficient victory will be here.

>>150454002
>Vlahović is on his last year of contract.
>He needs to not be shit to get a contract anywhere near what he's earning at Juve.
>If he actually manages and things are going well both parties might be more willing to cooperate.
>Seeing he has no options as good (club strength + money) as Juve he might renew hoping something will come up.
>Juve renews with a lower (but still pretty hight objetively) salary so they can sell him.
Given how retarded the recent sports directs JJ's were recently this isn't as unlikely as you thnk.

Not serie a related

>EXCl: Damien Grimolli makes a bizarre appearance at the anime world championship.
Briefly addressing the attendees the statistics enthusiasts and renowned sporting director had this to say:
>I might fail at a lot of things, I might even fail at jJ, but what I will never fail at is, making anime real

I wonder who's more asleep between Fontecchio and Massara