Thread 150447173

zamn

One. Last. Run.

Anyone who says Volk only cooks burgers can shut the fuck up

/heem/ finally died

Grab a headset or shut the fuck up

>>150447511
Well what do you expect? You guys have been unbearable so Ive barely been posting. A decline was inevitable

Heem always gets a bit dicey when there's a long gap between good fights. Thank God raja5000 saw red

Doug heems Rampage

I’ve seen enough of rampage. It’s time for some to rnc him on a subway

listening to my chemical romance and overcoming my phagophobia to eat lentil soup

How long until Dana offers me a contract?

>>150447648
Nice

>>150447657
Make hw and win at contender series. Simple as

>>150447674
I'm 5'2

I want to Ace and Hap all night
and Raja every day

>>150447284
That guy literally eats his own shit and other men's cum

>>150447700
Doable

>>150447648
Holy fag

A 5 foot 2, 230lbs Algerian fighting at hw would be a hit with the fans

>>150447732
you wouldn't survive a day in my life you little sissy bitch

>>150447716
Monitor. On.

>>150447734
yea the toilet fans hahahaha

wonk nose wahrani

>>150447747
talmbout darren till, b?

>>150447735
Eat your faggot soup and shut up

>>150447757
make me brown third worlder manlet

>>150447766
Don't sign your name to your post next time, we know who you are.

>>150447718
aight bet, witness me

>we
nigga talmbout his imaginary friends

>>150447550
Burdened by Brilliance.

>>150447766
You already are haha

>>150447739
Funny joke and all but it's true, he's literally recorded himself doing it

Martin Buday, King of Europe.

>>150447831
the manlet with mini hands chimes in

>>150447840
Oh, nice to meet you, manlet with mini hands

>>150447838
May I see it?

just had a Dorito with the most cool ranch sauce Iv ever seen on it, fuckin eh what's a moment.

>>150447550
Burdened by a chastity cage.

>>150447854
cope more little man, kom allstars so i can accidentally murder you

>>150447870
*koms allstars*

Darren Till, Luckcockhold and T ferg fight week

What's the big difference between Dana and White?

>>150447173 (OP)
But what if she sits on my face, then what?

>>150447922
You'll be the second in line after me is what's what, pal

>>150447870
Eat your Lentil Soup, you've worked hard on it. You're better than this

Australia doesn't have any fighters so the UFC shouldn't go there at all the same way they never go to sweden since they also have no fighters.

>>150447922
in all honesty you probably regret it

>Analkyiv teases immediate HW move
I forget this guy exists weekly if I'm truthful

His smile and optimisim, gone.

>>150448006
>immediate
>moving to hw after 2 title defenses
nigga you know what immediate means

>>150448026
I misread imminent as immediate, I can't even be bothered to read articles about him right

Michael Venom Rampage

>>150448023
yea he seems real sad while bowling with his latina prostitutes

I got chills when FBI director Kash Patel was front row for the UFC. Awesome to know patriots love to get up close and personal to watch to modern gladiators run the fade

TONY TIME BITCHES

Promoter
>go in there and fuck this motherfucker up
Another wrestler
>Give him his receipt
>tag him
Not Guilty

>>150448131
>Someone tells you to hit someone
Not assault
>Someone tells you to kill someone
Not murder
>Someone tells anon to suck cocks
Not gay

>>150448212
Hey mate could you please stop impersonating me?

>>150448212
1. They were in a wrestling match were you're allowed to hit the other person (the New Jack defense)
2. The ref didn't stop the fight (the Derrick Lewis defense)

Was losing 8 in a row not enough? Why does he want to get embarrassed by random TikTokkers now? Just retire to your mental ward already ya old schizophrenic bum.

You gon sell it?

>>150448315
He is milking it for the money, he said he wants to make as much money as possible out of his image

>>150448284
No Kulas was begging for New Jack to go hard and New Jack was aquitted because it was also found that Kulas begged NJ to blade him up during the fight.

>>150448315
Because accepting the Garth short notice fight during Covid got him an insane new deal, with a big flat rate per fight. Likely was just seeing how long he could milk it. Probably found it worth it to make a large 6 figure payday for 1 night of getting beat up. Aside from the Chandler and Paddy fight, he didn't get TOO beat up compared to the Garth fight.

>>150447173 (OP)
>Vera Dijkmans

Let's be real, this misfits boxing event will end up flopping and I doubt they'll be able to even pay all the fighters.

TikTok foighter, YouTube foighter now Kick foighters who's next to foight?

>>150448347
Yes and Raja was told to punch the other wrestler
So we've established that the New Jack defense applies

Realistically, can any fighter in MW stop his takedowns?

>Tone, why accept another fight and have to cut weight twice like this?
>I'm just here to have fun. Because I love fighting
>loses
>This isn't fun and games. I'm here to compete. I'm here to win. This is a new Tony Ferguson. I'm not here to joke around with you guys... next question.
>Loses
>I came back because I finally started to have fun again. I've fallen in love with the sport again. I just wanna get in that octagon and have some fun
>Loses
>I'm not here to smile. I'm not here to laugh. This is a new Tony Ferguson. I'm lazer focused on getting that W. You've never seen me like this before. I just broke my student's back.
>Loses
>After all this time off, I finally learned how to smile again. I haven't smiled in camp for years. I was too serious. You're gonna see vintage Tony in there come saturday night.
>LOSES
>I'm mad. I've never been this mad before a fight... and that's a bad thing for my opponent...
>LOSES
>Life is beautiful ariel. I've been smiling every day. I've been carrying this pressure for all these years to win. Now? I just wanna get in that octagon and have fun. It's the only place I'm free.
>LOSES
>Truth is... I haven't sparred in 5 years until now. Because of how crazy it made me. I'm comin for heads. This division is on notice. Slice and dice. Blades n shades.
>LOSES
>Shoes ariel... You put a pair of shoes on me, no one is taking me down. You put a pair of boxing shoes on me, I'm putting your lights out. Truth is, I was born to box. Parents never let me. You're gonna see why after what I do to this kid...
SOON

dana on suicide watch

tony haters are subhuman

>>150448512
Dana looks amazing!

>>150448450
No, very different. There were multiple witnesses that Kulas 'himself' was begging New Jack to go full retard on him. He was green and trying to conduct the match and New Jack was offended so he went extra hard. Kulas was another wrestler under contract with the promotion.
Stu didn't tell Raja, to gnp or to go hard on him or anything like that. The cowboy told Raja to give him a receipt, which is a stiff shot, and is still claiming he told Raja what a "receipt" meant and did not tell him it meant to try and heem him bloody.
Trust me, the defense will not dare try to bring up New Jack's case (which was also 2 years later) as the judge would get pissed and find it insulting trying to claim similarities lol.

>>150448484
Zatdaddy, poetry in motion

Pereira will knock out Ankatranny.

>>150448554
Pro Wrestling is regulated in california as "live combat"
Syko Stu agreed to being hit when he entered the match

https://answers.justia.com/question/2023/01/25/is-pro-wrestling-with-predetermined-outc-944014#:~:text=A:%20Yes%2C%20professional%20wrestling%20(including%20WWE%20and,California%20State%20Athletic%20Commission%20(CSAC)%20in%20California.

hey pussy
i do not care

The fruity cowboy got fired from the promotion and lost his day job. KWAB

Raja should sue the promotion for reputation damage

Payton Talbott, a New Kind of Fighting Man - He's a Fighter and He's GAY

>>150448758
What reputation

>>150448822
I refer you to the landmark Mitchell vs Jobst decision

spamtards having a breakdown

Sorry, wrong thread

Nigger

Stuart Austin took that little freak Aspinall's soul. Straight for the school of Darth Rigatoni

Poatan was the last entertaining champion

Makwan Amirkhani has disappeared.

>>150448881
we don't say that around here

Honey came in and she caught me red handed Hapin' with the Ace next door.

>>150448881
get fucked racist pig

>>150447173 (OP)
female ass. if you know what i mean

>Syko Stu has forgiven him
>Syko Stu's family has forgiven him
>All the wrestlers at the event have forgiven him
>Chael, the biggest voice in MMA, has vouched for him
Raja will thankfully not face any charges.

>>150449214
But do we forgive him? food for taught

>>150449214
Jaweh has not forgiven him

>>150449214
Charges will be
>Rampage for toxic masculinity
>MMA community for racism
>Raja community service o algo

"I'm gonna have you run and fuck that motherfucker up in the match"
https://youtu.be/mP_pt7vBVeM?si=_8RPLiq5S2y7ffip&t=782

The rancho Cucamonga DA has moved forward with battery charges against psycho stu

>It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YtOvD6QMQs
>It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YtOvD6QMQs
>it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YtOvD6QMQs

>>150449329
thumbnail and title made me cringe when i first saw it
he's just a fatty that makes videos about jon jones being gay it's not that serious

>>150448023
Nigger, i wish i could kill all niggers from the newborn chimplets to old nigger sows.

The n word dude? Seriously!?

Tired of errbody playing with me bruh!

>>150449338
It's a mixed martial academics video. It's decent. Not really a video just about guru. More the birth of mma media on forums to now.

>>150449118
Yes!

HIS NAME WAS STUART SMITH

>>150449400
Go to sleep if you're tired haha

Calling bitch n shit

>>150449229
we especially should not only forgive but unite around our brother in sport #freeraja

>>150448851
Kek

Poor tomala... poor poor tomala...
>SOON

I wonder what the MMA Media members think of all this, I'm sure they have some very insightful perspective on it.

>>150449388
Conor? Nate? Vettori? Mike Perry? Cody?

His racism came out

>>150449501
i think its more than his racism that came out

>>150449329
>1h+42min

>it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
>it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
>it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

The fact that zero MMA media have addressed an MMA fighter commiting attempted murder on an unsuspecting victim pretty much makes MMA as a sport seem illegitimate, you'd expect more transparency from an illegal boxing promotion.

>>150449638
>unsuspecting victim
He wasn't
The run it was planned and it's live combat
Also plenty of MMA media has addressed it

>>150449638
Which fighters have commented?

>>150449660
He jumped up to make it easier to lift and slam him.

>>150449666
Pretty much zero from the UFC because they're all in a contract with a Mafia style organization, apparently
.

>>150449638
It's pretty bad when pro wrestling media is more respected

>>150449666
Chale, Strickland, Dillon Dannis,

>>150449681
>Pretty much zero
how does more than 1 become pretty much zero?

>>150449694
All suck male penis.

This episode was a huge watershed moment for mma imo, mainly because it spilled into mainstream conversation so violently. It also moved the alternative mma media higher up the clout chain compared to the ufc and its sycophants. The mma media is not caught up to the current political zeitgeist and are poorly equipped to handle future stories like this, which are likelier to happen

Fuck them and fuck Dana. This is a good hill for the sport to start bleeding out on

>>150449638
Schaub already gave the definitive take. Whats more to say?

has dj said anything or are he and rampage friends or something

Jim Cornette will be the arbiter of Rajas fate, ultaimetly

>>150449759
Can't understand DJ anyway, he speaks like a retard

The real take away: Kayfabe is so dead and burried that people assume it to be a legal fact that pro wrestling is fake and you're not allowed to hurt you're opponent in a pro wrestling match

>>150447173 (OP)
I want a gf who's got training in wrestling or bjj and can choke me

BRO YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE 0-1 MMA FIGHTER WHO HASN'T FOUGHT IN TWO YEARS YOU HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T IT MAKES THE SPORT LOOK BAD

>>150449638
Most news sites reported it, Ariel is on vacation, Luke Thomas wants to talk about it today... what more do you expect? Nina Dramas take on the matter?

jamahal Hill raped his brother

Rampage has been committed to the loony bin

>>150449759
Why bother when Guru does the talking for him? That's all coming back to their show.

Nigger

honestly, all our boys went to bat and im proud of them, very easy to see where common sense lies when theres virtually no politics involved

Things we cannot do:
1. Follow them.

The flaw in the anti Raja argument is really very simple
How would you sanction a fake fight?
How are you legally gonna define the different between a work and a shoot punch?
Let's say the guy died from only the slam
would it be murder?
Would it then be a fake slam or a real slam?
What if someone died from a kick or a chair shot or a fall etc
How would you legally define whether a chair shot was meant to hurt someone or not?
Is a pro wrestler under the obligation to prove that every punch etc he throws in a wrestling match is a work? How would he do that?

These events are sanctioned with the understanding that yes wrestlers can take damage from the other wrestlers
If they weren't then you could arrest someone for assault after every show

Raja this raja that blah blah blah. I'll give you a real hot take. PVZ bamhole

>>150449940
lets hope rampage gets him the chaelest lawyer money can buy

>>150449997
wow what a hot take, it would be funny if someone posted them haha

who da fuk is raj jackson?

>>150449940
Nope, that's retarded. The entire point of pro wrestling is to make the techniques look real when they aren't. The fact that wrestlers take bumps is apples to oranges with Raja stapling a guy's head to the mat and beating his face in.
You armchair lawyers need to realize that in a trial people will be called up to give testimony. Raja can't get away with just pretending to be retarded when there's at least one very good prosecution witness (Doug Malo) who is more credible and reliable than Raja and will provide conflicting evidence.
It would be a situation where Raja would have to give testimony, which would be a disaster, but they'd have no other way of challenging the evidence against him. If Rampage gets an actually good lawyer, they will tell Raja to plead guilty and try to get him a deal.

>>150450032
Are you an attorney?

>>150450032
Sometimes wrestlers will hit the other guy for real to make things look nore authentic
Raja was told by the booker to start hitting Stu for real.
How was Raja, an untrained professional wrestler, supposed to know the exact mix of real and fake that would be satisfactory. Everyone involved just kept telling him he could do what ever he wanted and it would be fine.

It appears Quentin is sitting on his hands right now though, but then again, I suppose it’s worth waiting around to see if the law is even going to do something about it

PVZ showed us all where she shits from. Levels.

the raja jackson chimpout was orchestrated by ali abdelaziz and khabib to distract from tony ferguson fight week

that first kid with the face pain to pull raja off is 17

>>150450083
What is he supposed to do
He didn't do shit this was all his son
Best he can do is hire lawyers which he did

>>150449918
Say that to Raja. See what happens.

>>150450111
Sloppy, sloppy shop

You sell like that in the ring I'd tag you for real

Peckerwoods better not fuck with Raja if he goes to prison

My mental elf can't take any more work heems bros
I'm really getting raja'd in the stu

>>150450158
Just pull your finger out of your arse

i don’t think rampage gives that much of a shit about what happened, at least in regards to raja tbqhwy

raja is the one paying out rampage’s sins anyway

Personally I think Guru should do an expose on the nig, tear his guts out. I’m sure Rampage has plenty of dirt on him. It’s time to go for the generational run and wipe these uncs out

We here at heem fully back and support Raja Jackson for his bravery to standing up to big fat smelly redneck retards who go around smashing cans on people's heads and thinking shits sweet

Pro wrestling uncs are coming out of the woodwork to support Raja
Doug Malo basically just exonerated him and put all the blame on AJ Mana
Raja probably won't even spend a day in county jail. All the blame is going to fall on Rikishi and then they'll go up the pipeline to WWE

>>150450182
rampage was begging to Collab with guru literally a week ago

>>150450188
so raja was a bitch after all did AJs dirty work

>>150450032
>The entire point of pro wrestling is to make the techniques look real when they aren't
Legally? You think there's a legal definition in the rules of what a fake and real chair shot is?
Do you think there's a legal definition of anything related to it being a work?
I would love to see a source for that
>apples to oranges
Well it's sanctioned for one of the other
It's either sanctioned for violence being allowed or it's not.
Do you think laws says "you can fake fight but not real fight" ?

Guru has probably never had sex

If someone smashed a can over my head I would jam a bottle into their neck nuff said

>>150450190
The game done changed

>>150450182
His Wikipedia should be enough for that. Then there's also his family situations and the A-Team and the fact that people forgot what a joke he was by the end of the last decade.

Went to the gym earlier today. Holy shit. the gym in the morning is full of big ass milfs. PAWG white milfs and huge ass ebony queens. Such a contrast to the younger gymthots that go there in the afternoon

>>150450166
What good would that do? At least the finger is plugging somethin

>>150450206
In the past he's said that he hired prostitutes but has never kissed a girl and has never had a girlfriend

>>150450223
You gotta start dropping loads my man

>>150450066
No amount of pro wrestling context can provide a reasonable justification why Raja kept hitting the guy while he was unconscious. AJ Mana's influence may explain a couple of punches, not 20, not while he's unconscious from a slam.
The fact that he was unconscious is more important than whatever bullshit you're trying to spin, because a reasonable member of the public would find that the actions were excessive, way beyond excessive.

The more punches Raja threw, the more he condemned himself, because that gave him more time to see that Stu was unconscious. See, in order to build a case, Raja's lawyer has to adduce evidence in support of it. That means cross-examining Doug Malo and trying to shake him on the stand.
Can you imagine? A lawyer trying to enter this world of pro wrestling terminology and challenge a wrestler on what he did and saw happen in the ring? They have no case.

The videos will not be any kind of surprise, the best the lawyer can do is spin the interactions with AJ Mana (which the prosecution will already have shown) to try and make like Raja was a manipulated victim. Because of the unequivocality of what Raja did, the only possible defence is that he's a dumb animal with no agency.

>>150450223
Hey dude. The ladies are just there to get in shape. They don't want you oggling them. Stop being a creep bro.

>>150450223
pawg milfs have errands to run and shit to do, it's probably why they're there so early. the younger ones are sleeping in and they go later in the day

>>150450223
Why I took the home gym master race pill every gym I go to I can never get a good workout because these middle aged woman are all begging me to fuck them

>>150450234
>A lawyer trying to enter this world of pro wrestling terminology and challenge a wrestler on what he did and saw happen in the ring
Wrestlers don't have magic mind powers that make them immune to legal proceedings. If that was true the WWE would have never been popped for the roid ring. Dumb ass mark.

I imagine a gym in Brazil looking like something out of the flinstones mixed with shady wiring

Chael will be Raja’s defense. It will be televised on PPV, or free if you have Paramount Plus

>>150450279
>>150450262
I'd heem you both easily

>>150450234
>No amount of pro wrestling context can provide a reasonable justification why Raja kept hitting the guy while he was unconscious
1. Derrick Lewis defense
2. They are allowed to hit each other in pro wrestling
>AJ Mana's influence may explain a couple of punches, not 20
How many punches was legal?
>because a reasonable member of the public would find that the actions were excessive, way beyond excessive
In a sanctioned fight were punches are legal when does punches become excessive?
>A lawyer trying to enter this world of pro wrestling terminology
Do you think the sanctioning body that sanctions pro wrestling entered that?
Do you think they sanction a pro wrestling match based on pro wrestling terminology?
Actually i can answer you that they sanction "live combat" in California

Me to Brazil haters

rajdoink is going to jail like the retard he is ahahahaha

>>150450311
RajaGOD is getting off scott free. Piggy Stu deserved it

Rajaing the FUCK outta the till

>Trying to tackle this complicated, tangential, and confusing subject is like trying to grab a falling blade. It's perilous, difficult and most often fraught with disaster... The slam is simply too dangerous...
-Luke Thomas

If only Raja had hit him 20+ times with a chair instead. Then it would've been a work because something something apples and oranges

psycho Syd Barrett

Rajasthan will provide the relevant receipts and be vindicated

have been observing the raja situation over the past few days, and while the kid is 100% at fault, the majority of this shit is manufactured outrage

>>150450333
Thomas is such a dick sucking faggot

>>150450333
did he really say this shit? what a pretentious hack

>>150450347
>>150450361
>Invents scenario
>Gets mad at it

>train you right as a past time activity
>the toxicity of our city, of our city
soon.

>>150450333
wheres the lie?

>>150450405
slams are not too dangerous

>>150450385
thomas is a dick sucking faggot

>>150450413
fighting is too dangerous

All these low information people who has no clue what they're talking about will claim Raja only got off because he's black

>>150450333
that sheem was based

>>150450434
Are you a lawyer?

you has no clue

>>150447284
and this /box/ representation...where is he now?

if fighting is so dangerous why hasn't the UFC had a death in the octagon yet

>>150450448
doing gay porn i think

>>150450434
You're a literal shitskin LMAO

>>150450434
i dont think he's going to get off

>>150450457
oh shid you got me b

I think Raja only reacted the way he did because he was black, for sure

Damn b this is some real nice coffee

chubby asian milfs look amazing in doggy

denmark you're trying way too hard b

Don’t rev yourself up any further on our part, I wasn’t trying to argue American law with you

I accept your concessions

>>150450536
This might work if Raja and Stu were booked for a pro fight

this has already costed the JAXXON mafia millions

still completely wrong though

>>150450565
Ben Askren is smiling from the grave

Rampage apparently farts in his sons face??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6gcI8SUNts

GURU LIVE!

the pawg milf showed LEVELS

GODru is live

>>150450553
What do you think they were booked?
>a fake pro wrestling fight were it's okay to punch but not too much but it's okay to kick but not too much but it's okay to hit with a chair but not too hard

>>150450385
Luke has literally said every word of that.

>>150450536
You literally lock up your little clitty and worship blacks

for me it’s beat looking milfs like Becky Bandini and Rachel Cavalli

>>150447173 (OP)
Me on the right

>>150450607
I don't boy Gane so that's clearly not me

He’s still going!

>>150450610
Oh for me? For me pearsonally its Dee Williams and Sarah Jay

>>150450620
You literally lock your penis in a cage and try to cum hands free fron fantasizing about niggers (your own words)
>>150450623
I fear his little clitty is still leaking from what he saw that night....

>>150450607
FAGmark is a literal subhuman

>but look what someone else posted 2 years ago
completely out of arguments already

>>150450692
Don't wanna mess with 'em!

>>150450607
Gane owns your bacon bussy

The Silence of the MMA Media Members is deafening

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150450603
this is not good work spammy covid broke you

They really had Khabib come out and say Ilia loses to Arman 80% of the time to try and distract from this

>>150450745
remember when tuivasa knocked him on his arse

this is the part were you call it "a work" and "bait" because you can't dispute the arguments
a classic cope

SAD PIGGY

>>150450766
Why do you lock your cock in a cage?

I'm yet to get an answer to this:
How many punches are you allowed to throw in a pro wrestling match?

who are you talking to?

>>150450782
When Guru said that he doesn't have friends and gave up on life, I thought "Surprising no one!"

>>150450793
How many months can you last in a chastity cage?

>>150450793
one punch

>>150450808
remember when Mayweather sucker punched big show

>>150450793
How many thrusts from your BBC dildo until your clitty explodes?

>>150450819
that was a real punch
he should've gotten arrested

Guru is a self made millionaire, he is well respected by many MMA fighters and fans alike, he hosts a successful podcast with one of the greatest MMA fighters of all time.

Why did he end up getting revved anyway

>>150450808
Brock is lucky Big Show could've make 265

>nooo he's making too much sense
>hurry find some random post from a danish flag
How many punches are you allowed to throw in a pro wrestling match?

dude thinks stunt men just heeming each other irl like the raid they were using real knives in rush hour his partner was really black

>>150450832
Factual post
Pooptan on the other hand.....i fear his bussy was OINKING for a PORKING

>>150450848
No real punches

>>150450848
How many bounces until you leak?

Pigru is a 28 year old obese kissless virgin with no friends, who is widely mocked and ridiculed by the majority of people while being paraded like a circus monkey by a 5'3 dwarf for his impressions

>>150450826
there were talks but big show said it was cool

Gayslovenia acting like xer doesn't spam tranny porn everytime xer gets called out and ridiculed

>>150450866
You have a legal definition of a real and fake punch?
do you think this is mentioned when they sanction pro wrestling?

>>150450333
>One need not train five days a week to be a competent analyst of MMA, but experiencing the rigors of physical punishment certainly informs your judgment. - Luke Thomas

RAPEDtan MELTDOWN !!!!

yeah I'm thinking I revved that freak

>>150450893
Are you bouncing on your BBC dildo as you type all this?

I'm having roasted Pig Shoulder with brown Rice and one Pickle.

What are you having? We already know Germany had Lentil Soup. Major points for him. You can be like him

these threads are basically completely unbearable

my logical points revved people into posting about bouncing on BBC dildos and chastity cages

Lil' Ank tiny clit boi. Ankatranny is aching for a pounding and bussy cream filling

yup

>>150450825
>>150450657
>>150450607
B-but you were spamming "poor little wyt boy" tranny porn of black men fucking little white guys AT the australian 'poor little blk boi" poster, who was posting blk guys fucking white trannys...
So really you were schizo posting your collection of tranny porn back and forth with yourself that whole time? That's quite the letdown...
>>150450771
Christ, is that really Tom Aspinall??

>>150450939
I fear your BBC dildo revved your clitty into ganesploding....

can you guys shut up?

I’ve got nothing to contribute

>>150450801
I'd sink his Dingie so easy, he's lucky he doesn't post here.
Had no friends, now he does. This k about why, how is that a positive thing. Just cements how much of a saddo he is.

Grammar*

gonna need yalls to shut the fuck up while im working, thanks

yeah shut up

>>150450935
fields. now. *whipcrack*

>>150450977
you are a black pedophile

>>150451031
The day the white boys found out

Ngannous duckin

battle made 186

>>150451010
Not even talking loudly

How to beat Shane Carwin?

This kinda change things a bit ngl.

Tony is gonna kill Pedophile Papi

>>150451064
Cutting Buday who was ranked, 7-1, and just beat your newly signed prospect was actually insane. If we're cutting fighters for being boring now why are there still 500 dagestanis on the roster

>>150451115
bad excuse. if you know the pain of murder you would never inflict that on others

>>150451133
>If we're cutting fighters for being boring now
They've done that for ages

Darth Rigatoni bros... I'm scared we're about to get Bodied in the debate

https://youtu.be/wOfRv88NNb4?feature=shared

>>150451141
never so egregiously I don't think

people forget jones was ducking hard

Anthony Johnson lost to the craftsman Rich Clementi

>>150451115
BREAKING NEWS
> ever since Raja was told no, he couldn't have more ice cream, he's been strugglin'

God can’t help us brother.

>>150451214
God is a woman I fear

>>150451154
kek dj's gonna double team and help jones I know it

Musumeci is sperging hard on mighty mouse youtube right now

fun fact: someone pinned Syko Stu

>>150451154
I don't understand the point of this "debate"

>>150451201
this is terrible and change opinion of mine 100%! I'M TEAM MY BAD NOW!

I'm sorry ms Jackson
Wrestling is for real

>>150451266
irrelevant

Never meant to make a wrestler die
I pounded his face a trillion times

the martial artisan mark hominick

>>150451266
fun fact: your clitty spends more time in a cage than out of it

This shit is already over Mikey proved the ruleset was used by the UFC a year before the first CJI. Smdh.

>>150451266
I would have loved it if Syko Stu bench pressed that person off and started shaking his head and powering up like Hogan then points at Raja, takes out a picture of Rajune Jackson (his mom) and rips it in half

Can I speak? I don't want to interrupt. Am I okay to speak?

>>150451154
Darth Rigatoni is heeming us so bad wtf?

Darth Rigatoni refused the 10am tequila shot

I have never heard mike musumeci speak for more than 10 seconds before I mute or close the window

>>150451397
Mikey is definitely winning the argument while losing the hearts and minds of the people with his faggy nature.

>>150450032
>How would you feel if someone slammed you on your head and threw 20 haymaykers at your obviously unconscious face, raja?

>>150451155
Jon Fitch. And do you also remember Jordan Johnson? No? Neither does anyone else

>>150451272
If exclusivity contracts are bad. If UFC stole CJI's idea and format. Craig claimed UFC stole his ruleset and pit, but Mikey showed him PooFC jiu Jitsu had the ruleset a year before cji.
Also Jawlko created the salad bowl pit idea before craig lifted the pit from Karate combat.

>>150450111
17 and he lacks the instincts to jump on someones back. I blame the parents

>>150451417
Fitch was 1-2-1 on his last contract and Johnson left of his own accord because he didn't think he was getting paid right

>>150451417
I remember Jordan Johnson he was a wrestler

Update: Rampage has now changed his tune and is blaming and calling out the racists for his son's transgressions

>>150447173 (OP)
Who is this

>>150451417
to be fair no organization jon fitch ever competed in was better or worse off because he was there, he was a literal nothing master. most entertaining fights of his career were getting brutalized for 5 rounds by GSP and getting giga heemed by johny henroids

>>150451527
his son transitioned? raja is rajetta now?

>>150451541
thats his wife?

>>150451266
It's what he would've wanted

>>150451572
Yeah his name's Tom Aspinall

Musumeci is so submissive

Till vs Rockhold press conference is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M04HMJCZKPM

>>150451490
Fitch won 14 of his 18 fights, its all literally the same shit they dont keep you around if you're boring

Jaxxon status?

>>150451540
Nvm found her

>>150451613
is tony there

>>150451570
I fear it is true

>>150451633
Brewing up a wicked condemnation of racists.

>>150451633
Save Luke Rockhold and gas the rest

word around town, magnums what I fit

>>150451675
Yeah into your posterior

>>150451541
>camo cargo pants instead of the classic olive green or beige
What a fag

>>150451644
They said Ton just arrived at the building so I'm guessing this is the prelim/undercard guys talking first maybe

>>150451541
i feel like the argie shirt is the sluttiest of all the soccer shirts

>>150451684
OHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm hurt bad!!

They're getting musumeci drunk, this is a hard watch

Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.

>>150451724
Sorry man, gotta lay down the law from time to time

>>150451633
wtf is Ryan sheckler there for?

>>150451690
He's wearing urban camo in an urban setting. Why would he wear olive drab or beige? He wouldn't even be hidden dumbass.

tony has entered the walls of the building for an ocular pat down

>>150451684
>>150451724
HE SLIPPED IT, AND RIPPED IT!

Mike Must-suck-men-ci

>>150451633
TJ is gonna get kicked off the show for some shit

Hey what's your favorite pokemon

>>150451752
he a leshen

>>150451768
this little faggot pisses me off, yeah keep eating pizza and pasta every night and see what happens goofy little fuck

>>150451802
He could snap your neck in seconds

>>150451802
he pisses everyone off I think, I hope someone forces ragu into his little belly until it explodes or challenges him to a grappling match and then just shoots him

>>150451826
yeah sorry bro I already retired undefeated (0-0)

>>150451186
Yeah? And Pereira lost to some fat little welterweight. Rumble at LHW was a problem. Easily would have wrestlefucked then heemed Pereira stiff. Anyone with an eye for the sport innately already knows it.

>>150451541
She failed to hip mog Tom

>>150451768
Is the debate already up?

>>150451826
I doubt this toddlerina could get his entire body around my pimply ogre neck desu, I could hold him down and eat him while he was alive like a grizzly bear while he desperately tries to get me in rubber wiener control or whatever those fags do

OHHHHHHHH THE THREAD IS PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. IM OUT

>>150451856
Canada 0-0
Raja Jackson 0-1

bodied that coon

>>150451541
There hasn't been an attractive fighter wife in years.

looks like its gunna be Topuria vs Gaethje

>>150451884
Mikey snapped your ankle in the time it took you to type that out

>>150447173 (OP)

Devestating

>>150451425
GOOD

>>150451979
what did he do set a home alone style trap for me?

>>150451978
Never seen that one with orange hair before

>>150451978
FUCK. As an Islam fan, as much as I hate ilia I can't critique this match... Because Islam was asking for this match right before he vacated the title and I was saying how epic it would be for legacy.

>>150451115
His mother is a dead whore and shes looking up at her son while she burns in hell.

>>150451802
>>150451849
he already had to get surgery for stomach ulcers

>>150451877
It's on now, they're currently feeding mikey tequila and getting him to complete an autism diagnosis

Heeminder that mikey musumeci is 30 years old but still acts like a wholesome hecking 15 year old nerd who doesnt know about the world because hes just a hecking r/wholesome chungus

>>150451858
rumble wrestling? nigga gasses in 2 minutes and gets sniped like rountree did

>>150452077
more to do with all the energy drinks he consumes rather than the pizza and pasta

>>150451174
How can someone thats dead as fuck beat alex pereria? Is alex getting sent to hell for his witchcraft practices or something?

>>150450793
you're such a fag

you can cure ulcers by simply ignoring them

>>150452098
You'd probably be so jolly if you got to compete at your favorite sport as a career.

>>150452084
Schaub has like 3 JAXXON chains on. Baller status

>>150452098
hes like the male Mackenzie Dern, just smiling like a fuckin retard constantly

Greatness.

>>150452161
what's their combined IQ

>>150452136
I wouldnt be faking having autism and acting like a 12 year old thats for sure

Mikey Mucusmessy

Mikey is now getting very gay on the tequila

>>150452161
armans another idiot who assaults civilians they really know how to recruit them over there

>>150452174
170 (110 from arman, 50 from Khamzat, 10 from Bear)

Musamechud needs a bullet in the face

Mikey Musumeci revolutionized the sport of jiu jitsu and you probably train under someone who got their black belt from him.

Mikey got his black belt from me

>>150452228
Mikey pls go

>>150452142
imagine the lead poisoning

>>150452228
I dont train BJJ because its a fake fraud "combat" sport that is completely useless in actual fights

Ayo they got Clark? I luh me some Clark

Spammy keeps trying to ban me every day

I've never heard an actual argument for why steroid useage in sports is bad other than "IT JUST HECKIN IS OK"

>>150452255
*imanari rolls into your legs*
*locks on a heel hook*
*tears your shit apart before you even process what's happening*

What Raja did was bad but Mikey existing is worse

I'm not fighting Memesuci but I would definitely get a dildo replica of his penis and put it in my ass

This guy TKOs people, when I knock people out they don't f*cking move.

>>150452291
*curb stomps you*

>>150452290
Luke shut the fuck up nobody cares

there are no webms of real fight scenarios where one utilizes the bjj, but i have seen many a real fight scenario webm where someone utilizes the heem

Mikey musamechi takes loads in his ass fucking fagot

>>150452321
doesn't even make sense, i would expect no less from a plebeian such as yourself

>>150452328
you never seen the George Floyd videos?

>>150452328
Are you the same guy who thinks wrestling isn't real

>>150452299
Name the last successful BJJ athlete in MMA. Every single one of them gets embarassed once they fight a real combat sport, look at shartles shartiveria for example.

>>150452355
The lightweight champion?

>>150452355
Every MMA fighter trains jiu jitsu

>>150452338
please stop posting your homosexual fan fiction

>>150452352
No wrestling is effective AF and is a real combat sport that has been tried and true meanwhile BJJ is a fake combat sport full of closeted homosexual and larpers.

>>150452350
talmbout neon neck? beast of a bjj technique

How on earth are you going to beat the heat this summer?

>>150452369
1 sub in his entire ufc career compared to 6 knockouts. Didnt realize true success until he quit with the gay hugging shit

>>150452416
You have sex with men.

>>150452373
No one successful uses it as their base, theres like 3 moves you need to know from BJJ and the rest is completely useless and meme af

>>150452416
I have central air

>>150452431
Good morning spammy how are you doing today?

>>150452416
nigga summer's been over for weeks

>>150452380
*ahem*

Reinier de Ridder vs Bo Nickal.

Knee on Neck control is a very basic position in jiu jitsu

>>150452462
yo that cyborgs cool as fuck

>>150452454
6 days ago dumbass

>>150452416
Do you not have AC? You're not poor are you

>>150452450
You have autogynephilia.

>>150452352
you didn't reply with a bjj fight webm

>>150452447
This may in fact be the most retarded post in /heem/ history. Really giving the pico guy a run for his money

>>150452484
>>150452449
What about going outside?

>>150452447
bro shut the fuck up you're making us look bad

>>150452492
There was a very public one a few years back

>>150452511
hmm ya got me
I only go out at night

>>150452498
Ok keep thinking your fraud faggot sport is effective when its been exposed by real fighters over and over. This isnt the 90's/early 2000's anymore bro

>>150452519
that man is handcuffed it makes bjj look even worse if anything

the RNC is the best fight finisher

The heavyweight champion of the world's base is BJJ.

>>150452526
You know sunlight is very important for your health. Otherwise you'll end up like poor spammy.

>>150452536
Why are you posting a jiu jitsu guy who got knocked out by a different jiu jitsu guy

>>150452561
I take vitamin d pills every now and then

bong ju jitsu

Who's the Justin Gathje of the UFC?

>>150452561
Your skin is extremely leathery. It is also covered in scars and splotches from various bacterial skin infections and diseases that you have suffered from. These are things that you have told and shown us yourself.

>>150452584
i have a vital minimum of Deez nuts to rest on your forehead

>>150452566
Illia is a boxer lmfao, the last time he even used BJJ was 3 years ago

>>150452601
that sounds silly

>>150452603
bro he used bjj against charles shut the fuck up

>>150452566
Ilia's base is wrestling.

>>150452603
>the last time he even used BJJ
He used jiu jitsu in that fight
Wait do you even know what jiu jitsu is

>>150452616
Knocking someone out is BJJ now? Lmao you weak nerds will say anything to feel better about yourselves and your fake sport, you are on par with akido fags lmfao.

Wait wait wait do you like wait hold on um wait

>>150452617
Ilia's dad was a jiu jitsu coach who started him out with jiu jitsu when he was 3. He didn't start wrestling until he moved back to georgia when he was 7

nigga thinks bjj is exclusively the part of grappling where you pull guard and submit people

Ilia put Charles in a crucifix with pure manlet strength he didn't use any of that gay ass "technique" or "BJJ"

this dudes a badass

>>150452630
dude i fucking hate jiu jitsu and i know you're being retarded just stop

Uh oh someone riled up the BJJsissies into thinking their sport is actually relevant, watch out bro a bunch of 5'4 110 pound nerds are going to jump guilly at you.

>>150452644
Pizza rizzz

post musumeci rizz

Reminder that this man was considered the best that the BJJ world had to offer to UFC

>>150452659
someone's never seen the Compy scene from Jurassic Park 2

>>150452640
>Ilia Topuria was born in Halle, Germany, son of Georgian parents. His first contact with combat sports was at school, where he started by practicing Greco-Roman wrestling with his brother Alex.

>>150452683
bro looks like lore accurate jesus christ

>>150452683
Not at all

>>150452693
This is embarassing BJJsissies literally had to make something up to feel like they have a single relevant fighter in the ufc only to get proven wrong.

what's gonna be Dana whites big announcement?

>>150452714
Truly.

I kill imikey muscio by shit on his head like my hero vent mcmahon

>>150452723
Power Slapmania: Raja Jackson vs Syko Stu

>>150452683
undefeated in rizin

>>150452693
>It's on Wikipedia so it must be true
Retard
>When and why did you start training for fighting? I started when I was four years old with jiu-jitsu because my father got me involved.
https://www.ufc.com/athlete/ilia-topuria

Gentlemen pretending to be ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of BJJ

BJJ is not a good base for MMA.
But you absolutely need to train BJJ to succed in MMA.

t. bjj purple belt turned wrestler

The thing is that to prove that BJJ worked they created the UFC to prove questions like
Can a wrestler beat a boxer? etc

>>150452723
topuria vs gaethje

>>150452560
>“So I did boxing for a bit, competed for a bit in that, then I did Thai Boxing. I competed in that for a bit, then I wrestled and competed in that and then I did Jiu-Jitsu.

dana white cybertruck giveaway

>>150452753
Aspinall started training BJJ at 8 years old

>>150452560
Cyril Gane base is BJJ?

>>150452743
All this proves is that BJJ is a sport for children because it has a low danger level and then they move on to real combat sports. It's kinda like how kids start with soccer and then move on to real sports like football, baseball, basketball, etc.

>>150452743
Its from his own website, retard
https://iliatopuriaoficial.com/en/biography/

New
>>150452777

>>150452770
I know English is probably your fifth language but please try to read better.

>>150452748
Like 500 years ago when men were like 5'5 and 120 pounds max yeah. Royce gracie gets killed by someone like calvin kattar

Wow WOW wow wtf Man how old aré you guys? I feel like you fags are 15, stop arguing with the bjj hater bitch he doesnt train anything
Is your guys ego that fragile that some hater on heem gets you replying to him non stop like His little bitch?

>>150452836
Go back to /r/eddit

>>150452836
Monitor on mate

Luke "you'd be surprised how quick napalm kills" Thomas

my nigga raja escaped jail time