Thread 150447678

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Sesko, we can blame SCAMorim, we can blame our setpiece coaches, we can blame our non-existing midfield, we can blame our dogshit goalkeepers, we can blame RATcliffe, we can praise GRIMsbey's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Liverpool getting #21 for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/?
#AmorIN or #AmorOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.instagram.com/rasmus.hoejlund
https://jlingz.com
https://x.com/indykaila
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPH_teiyRgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEPAzHKGpIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqBnAtMD5Ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjplBJX8lEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMxEinaVTBk

>>150447678 (OP)
we muggin baby it never stops

Lads...

>>150447727
it's Grimsb-ACKK

Whats the salary difference between Manu and Grimsby?

>eternal /arse/
>eternal /mug/
based, never leave us

>>150447678 (OP)
Did they really?

>Amorim: "The team and players spoke really loud for me today."
>Interviewer: "What do you mean?"
>Amorim: "You know what I'm talking about."
seriously what did he mean by this?

>>150447873
'fraid so

>>150447893
You know what he means ;)

Manure hatwatching has never tasted so sweet

>>150447678 (OP)
>allowed to score offside goals
>opponent's perfectly legitimate goal disallowed
>opposition players not unfairly sent off
>no penalty
>no VAR help
>4(6) minutes of fergietime
>against league 2 side Grimsby Town FC
>after spending 250 million in the transfer market
>still lose
What did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?

We'll always have the famous moral victory v Arsenal to look back on

We are over 8 years into /mug/

At the end of the 16/17 season Man U finished 6th, won the Europa league and won the EFL Cup (They also won the Community Shield at the start of the year)

We didn't know how good they had it

>>150447893
volumes

>>150448091

>The fans were leaving early, how often do you see that at Old Trafford?

Why isn't this line in anymore?

>The year is 2031
>You wake up from your cryogenic freeze pod
>Grab your phone and check /sp/
>See /mug/
>'we can praise Barnet's effort'
>Huh, Manure must have lost another EFL or FA cup game
>Check previous /mug/s
>'we can praise Accrington's effort'
>'we can praise Crawley's effort'
>'we can praise Leeds's effort'
>'we can praise Harrogate's effort'
>Oh

>>150447727
Let's poop!

>>150448091

I miss the Serbian poster, he was a good friend.

>>150448091
FOREVER laughing at United fans for claiming this was a shit team and not good enough.
The arrogance and comeuppance is so so sweet.

>>150448109
this comedy show goes on the road now
dont need to go old trafford anymore

>>150448181
They should have let Jose do what he wanted IMO.

Annnnnnd I’m freeeeeee, freeeeee faaaaaalllllliiiing

must just be a blip because ive been assured for the last couple of months that theyve won the transfer window

Only relegation can top this

>>150448181
mouyes was right
>"If I tell you, for example, that I consider one of the best jobs of my career was to finish second with Man United in the Premier League, you will say, 'this guy is crazy,'" Mourinho said. "'He won 25 titles and he is saying that a second position was one of his best achievements?'"
>"I keep saying this because people don't know what is going on behind the scenes.
>"And sometimes we, in this side of the cameras, analyse things with a different perspective."

>>150448109
They had fans 8 years ago at OT.
Nowadays it's basically tourists going to see a circus show

>>150448091
MUG, now, then, forever.

Currently laughing at the fan cams from last night, that flying pig is getting insanely fat

Guys... my wife Alice is sad :(

>>150447893
He wanted to throw the players under the bus but realised that's a bad idea to do in public and he'll get the sack so he started muttering incoherent thoughts like a retard

>>150447893
The players, via thier actions, were saying "we're shit"

>>150447893
that the players worked him in to get him sacked

>>150447853
No Utd v Southend?
No Liverpool v Northampton?

>>150447893

Dressing room lost
All the overpaid divas have decided they're done with him and are just sitting back and waiting for the next poor sap to manage them (Jesse Marsch in?)

>>150448091
was that post done in sincerity or already mocking?

>>150448530
>he doesn't remember the legendary abu slovakian
grim

I wonder if Cunha and kinder bueno negotiated relegation clauses

Is it too soon for the JLingz player-manager arc?

>>150448596
>GRI
What the fuck is even that? Grim FC?

>>150447893
actions speak louder than words

>>150448648
Grimsby Town, a fourth tier side. Man U lost to them hence the eternal /mug/

>>150448530

Mocking

Here's some 'proto-/mug/s'

>>150448596
You may mock but he masterminded that comeback, though I don't know he needs a big booklet for "get it launched to Maguire"

>>150448596
>I summon Onana in defense mode

>>150448530
>4chan
>sincerity

What part of Burnley are you from?

>>150448739
Burned alley

The power of hair.

It's transplanted hair so it doesn't count

He knew

>>150448962
This suggests that killing most of the squad will help

>>150448973
Hope Onana is safe..

>>150448705
>summoning the worst gk in defense
onana is a tribute card you sacrifice in your first two turns

>>150448510
a mate of mine wants xavi
i think he has been sniffing paint

>>150447727
where was he last night?

>>150447678 (OP)
>thread 3
Kek I'm loving this timeline

>>150448962
>>150448973
It's time to unleash Saeed. Inshallah my brother.

>>150447841
It's Ratcliffe. Their owner is a rat and their captain is a rat.

>>150447678 (OP)
>Points are dropping, all around me
>ABUs laughing, having fun
>Tis the season, of dinner lady sackings
>Merry /mug/mas everyone

https://x.com/D_DeGea/status/1960744438222704831
What?

>>150449182
>The gay
>Also a nonce
Sad

>>150449182
de gea is love
de gea is life

Of all the managers they've had Amorim seems to hate the players his squad the most.

>Muh manager
>Muh players

Imagine supporting any club that isn't owned by the supporters.

>>150448091
For me, it's Bulgarianon and his JLingz diary entries. Forever monumental. .

>>150449182
It's easy to forget United customers forced De Gea out of the club

Would four consecutive /mug/s be a record?

>>150449321
The board asked him if he would take a reduced salary to stay and he said yes and they said "Okay, well you're still leaving" kek and now they have banana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=303gLa6Cju8
Wonder how she reacted to yesterday

>grimsby population: 86,138
>old trafford capacity: 74,197

>>150449332
FOUR /mug/s Jeremy?

Hilarious watching this guy have a meltdown over this

>>150449332
I had them on 2 points out of the first 5 games now I'm not sure they'll even get that

>>150449449
>over this
Having meltdowns is his business

>>150449507
He is now the most popular Bundesliga platform

Is this the beginning of the eternal /mug/?

>>150449419
>grimsby squad value: 3.1m pounds
>manure squad value: 769m pounds
>captcha

>>150449449
Wonder how many gs he made last night having a "meltdown"

>>150447893
the players he just bought don't want to play for him

>>150449419
most of that town probably supports man united too ironically

even the grimsby keeper was a man u fan kek

>>150449182
>animes

You fags will ruin a generational striker for our national team. You get to buy a new one next season to shit on while we're left picking up the pieces.


At least Vipotnik scored one for Sawnsea.

>>150450486
Swansea*

>>150450486
He should've joined Newcastle to establish himself first, the United shirt is too heavy for him right now.

>>150450486
It's over slovenia bro

>>150449449
basedjak this asap

>>150447841
BRING HIM HOME. I personally prefer Rooney, for the lawls

>>150447893
Bruno turned the dressing room against another manager

Why did they replace him with Onana
He loved the club so much

>>150450618
>muh keeper needs to play out the back and be good with their feet
As Donarumma leads his team to the Champion's League finals

>>150450486
Talkshite's been laying into him all day

>>150450639
>Donnarumma
Yeah you might want to see how PSG is thanking him for that

>>150450648
Why did the star striker go 10th in penalties tho

>>150450522
Can't really say that after 2 games but you might be right overall.

>>150450661
PSG will be cursed for dumping Donnaruma just like Wankchester Poonited are now cursed for ditching de Gaea

>>150450648
They're not wrong t b h

>>150448962
Onana lost 25% of those games by himself

kek

>>150447727
this guy is an arsenal fan now

>>150448973
Amorim begs to differ

Seriously though how is Onana still at this club

>“Today we proved that we can beat every team in the Premier League!”
>Amorim after 1:0 loss at home

how is our boyo doing? heard he scored a penalty in that crucial moment

>>150450751
Black magic

>>150450847
Dont ask.

Pathetic club. All their boasting fans constantly talking shit about others have now gone silent. Fucking losers.

>>150450751
He's black, firing him would be a hate crime and Starmer would order an inquiry. Red Devils are stuck with Onana until he decides he wants to leave.

>>150448691
based

>>150450486
I know that feel bro....

>>150450486
Then make better transfer decisions. Going to a barely functioning team like United isnt a big brain move.

>>150450343
wouldnt they support their local club?

>>150450618

Brits have always secretly recented Latinx men.

>>150448388

Who the fuck is Alice?

>>150450618
He still loves them and calls it his home. Ten Hag done him very wrong.

This season will be fun as fuck if Man U keep playing like this!

>>150450486
Seskoffender knew what he was getting into

updoooooted

So what do we think of the new format lads? Changes made
>focusing on per-manager across seasons rather than per-season across managers
>added WDL %s of all competitions not just overall
>indicated eliminations for cup competitions and at whose hands
>added points and points/game for the league

Do like this format? Or is it too complicated, too much information which if you really wanted to know you could figure out from a simple calculation of your own from more basic statistics provided?

For contrast, here's the one for last season. Focusing on the season across managers. And none of the new stats included here.

And here's the one for the season before that.
Nice and simple.
One season, one manager.
No advanced stats just the basics.

>>150450897
We need to stay on their neck. Consolidate all other generals into /mug/ until the last manure customer kills him or her self.

we are going to fucking die

Analrim

>W 24-25
Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa
>W 25-6
.

>D 24-25
Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth
>D 25-26
Fulham, Grimsby

>L 24-25
Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea
>L 25-26
Arsenal

It's so fucking over for Analrim. The fans are mad at him not being able to look at the pentalties. He's given them the ick.

Just like the otherwise and up until then perfect guy, if his girl notices him shirk from a physical confrontation with another man, she gets the ick from him. She can never look at him the same way again. In that exact moment, it was over. She might not break up with him for several more weeks or months, but whatever excuse she manufactures then won't be the real reason. Him shirking from a physical confrontation with another man on that very night was what did it. Her pussy dried up for him in that instant. He gave her the ick.

Amorim gave United fans the ick tonight. The relationship is irreparable.

>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
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>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...

witness
>>150444444

>>150448705
>But his defense points are so low! What is he thinking? He must be planning something big or why would he be summon such a useless monster at a time like this!

Bruno said no to millions of desert money just to choke in some fishing village.

I got a feeling

We are now focussed on winning the PL.

All memes aside, I don't think Amorim, or rather the manager in general, is the problem here. The crisis is systemic and affects the whole club. Sacking Amorim now (again, memes aside) would only pertain the problems the club is facing.
That being said, we'd be well past Moyes' 6 years now and maybe, just maybe, the situation would not be so dire right this moment. The owners were too hasty back then and continue to be so now as well.
Then again, what do I know.

>>150447893
If it was Ekstraklasa, I'd say the players played to sack the manager (again), but surely, something like this can simply not happen on the level of the Premiere League, can it now?

>>150448091
>2017
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE TIMES I BELOOOONG
PRE-COV*D INTERNET
MOUNTAIN MAMA
TAKE ME HOME
COUNTRY ROAD

>>150448530
abu slovak hated pogba so much

We did it, /mug/bros. We FUCKING did it.

>>150450486
I am so happy Gyökeres went to Arsenal instead of yanited.

>>150448181
Kek this team IS shit tho Matic and Valencia are the only ones I rate

21 hours later, still laffin tbqh

You may laugh but now it's been allmost 2 years of UTD having relegation form on the league, Ten hag win rate on his last 20 league matches at utd was 30%, which is still better than amorim 23% but would still get you relegated.

Somehow the only decent matches they have played in the past 2 year on the league were under Ruud which failed miserable at leicester

Ruben Amorim to hold showdown talks with Man United bosses after he said: 'Something has to change - and it won't be 22 players'

The frustrated 40-year-old described it as ‘the limit’ and indicated that he will speak to his employers during the two-week international break that follows United’s clash with Burnley at Old Trafford on Saturday.

>>150451285
Looks good

>>150454110
what happened yesterday was biblical

>>150453520
Imagine the money you would have made if all your bets were real

someone shoop the headline on this to grimsby beating manure please

They've been shit for 12 (twelve) years. It keeps getting weirder and more and more wank. When will it stop being funny? I think the fun must end at some point. But it doesn't.