Thread 150449551

Please only post rumours from reliable sources like Fabrizio Romano, Don Balon or Ornstein

And RFN

*waddles into the thread*

Poor lil black and white boy edition

>Don Balon
Old news. Fichajes is the new meme. Also has 190 been seething all night? It's quite grim. 4chan IS his life.

190 intent on making today - Grimsby Boxing Day 28th August 2025 long may it live in our memories - about Arsenal.

rodrygo, lavia, caicedo, all playing for the reds

>>150449575
>When is the Champions League draw?
The draw will be held in Monaco on Thursday, 28 August and begins at 5pm BST (6pm CET). The first balls will be drawn at around 5:30pm.
>How to watch the Champions League draw
Uefa and TNT Sports will both offer a free live stream on their websites and YouTube channels.
>How does the league phase draw work?
The league phase has 36 teams with every team handed eight games. The 36 teams are split into four pots of eight teams based on their Uefa coefficient, with the opponents generated by automated software.
The opponents then come from each pot, with two teams selected from each, one home and one away.
Teams cannot play another team from the same country and are not permitted to face more than two teams from one country.
Those finishing inside the top eight go straight into the last 16, then the next 16 teams advance to the play-off stage, with eight of those 16 teams progressing to the last 16.

>>150449586
Literally nobody mentioned arsenal until you in this thread schizo

>>150449589
Grimsby Town

Cunha, Mbeumo and Sesko throwing yet another United manager under the bus, disgraceful

Can someone please update me on the Xavi Simmons to the hotspurs situation, thanks in advance

Imagine caring about the league phase ffs, Liverpool absolutely stormed it and went out in the next round, just don't lose basically every game and you'll be fine

>>150449612
we, the yids, have made it quite clear we expect this to be engagement bait by the media and or a ploy by the player to get chelsea to commit
nice try though

It's over

The Grimsby game reminds me of United vs Coventry in the FA Cup except with the correct ending

>>150449612
There is zero evidence Xavi Simons has any intention of playing for Spurs, but despite that Spurs will still try and sign him. (and get SNUBBED)

thinking about that infamous rivalry between Bissouma and Ange which Spurs fans know all about

>Newcastle United have called Lautaro Martínez’s agent to enquire about his situation, but he didn’t even answer the phone.

(Source: @FOXSportsArg)

>>150449575
Pots should be abolished they're only used to protect establishment clubs

>>150449575
I just know they're rigging it to give Man City vs Napoli and Atletico so they have City against KDB and Alvarez. These matches will get more eyeballs than the others and bring in more money.

>>150449647
Love the implication that PIF got blanked and then ran to tell Fox Sports Argentina about it

>>150449672
>The Union of European Football Associations has officially moved the Champions League Final forward 3 hours to 5pm GMT after complaints by sponsors that it was "too Euro-centric"

My two favourite teams? Man United and Rangers.

>>150449575
Where's Manchester United?

Less time spamming /box/ and more time watching football is what you need fatty
We know your shit team is in the EFL but you're in your late 40s now and have plenty of free time alone in your smelly bedroom so no need to get basic facts about Spurs so wildly wrong!

>>150449716
You are mentally ill, and no I am not one of your imaginary friends

>>150449698
saving themselves for the league trust the plan

>y-you talking about me despite not replying to anyone in particular-
Get roping 190. Give your elderly mum something to smile about before she shuffles off.

>>150449640
well the only way theyd know is if they tapped him up, surely clubs dont do that?

>Man United will only play Premier League games from now until January
>They may have as few as 1 (one) non-PL game left this season

>>150449727
>tapping a player up
It's a transfer window, isn't it?

>>150449731
Time to schedule some friendlies in Singapore

190 genuinely having a meltdown for some reason
Did Swanshit lose? I wouldn't know lmfao non-league. Probably had his bennies held up

>>150449716
>>150449718
BRUTAL time between these posts
190kg seething! Talk about Arsenal!!!!

>>150449733
yes its a transfer window but /trans/ has been very clear this summer clubs dont tap players up

>Tottenham Hotspur have been offered the opportunity to sign Jadon Sancho on loan
REMONTADA

>>150449631
>The Grimsby game reminds me of United vs Coventry
Who do you mean?
United no longer refers to Man United after last night. Newcastle didn't step up so it could be Sheffield. Could be Leeds, could even be Peterborough, but it is not Manchester any more.

>>150449765
should have sacked him in 89

kek

>>150449783
Boom-O doesn't deserve this

Apparently Sancho has received offers from AS Roma and Besiktas, and he's ignored both of them because his new girlfriend is some black US rapper woman who convinced him not to go because she doesn't want to live in Italy or Turkey

>>150449792
just a bit of banter lad

>>150449792
I refuse to pronounce it like that. I also refuse to say Shesko.

>>150449803
People call him M-bwaymo which is retarded

>>150449801
>his new girlfriend is some black
Bro's ngmi

>>150449801
pay the money Jim

>>150449763
They were the original united after all

>>150449783
Why are low league footy fans such low class scum?

>>150449792
>20 pounds overweight
>doesn't run
he deserves it

I was saying M-bwaymo

>>150449783
shall be editing this later today to be a kinder bueno being waved in his face, watch this space

>>150449826
Doesn't run? He's rapid.

>>150449765
Football is nothing like it used to be back pre-PL. Some teams had the same manager for 30 years.

I say muhbongos (like my bongos)

>>150449833
>Doesn't run? He's rapid

>>150449857
Note the adjective. Run.

>>150449857
misread that never mind

>>150449851
they were in the championship then not league 2

if Amorim was a clam, they'd call him Clamorim

>>150449861
Liverpool won the league that year btw (it was last year)

>>150449872
>tattoos
dropped

>>150449851
>October 2001
mere weeks before the first ever Harry Potter movie

Daves awake anyway

My name's Craig, massive man tits

>>150449879
more like the fans are clamorim for him to be fired

>>150449872
Why do they always look like this

Remember under Hodgson/Dalglish when the Liverpool squad was almost entirely white and majority bald

>vardy off to the italian league
soul, all epl players are going there now

>>150449783
Game's not dead yet

Just seen Charlie Austin and he's bald now

>>150450026
I used to love doing this on FM
>Sign old English journeymen and Championship topscorers
>They dominate Serie A
So much SOVL!

where are all the Utd fans that were stinking up /trans/? they seem to have disappeared!

Grimsby weren't at full-strength btw

>>150449783
Need his smile restored

Burnley will beat Man United and Amorim will be fired

>>150450365
they took their transfer window trophy and ran

>>150450378
They will squeak by 2-1, lose to City and draw with Chelsea and he'll get a new contract

Any further updates on the simmons to the spurs situation lads?

Fullhambros, how's Andreas Pereira performing recently? apparently my team bought him

>>150450515
He's actually decent, I rate him

>>150450515
this hair dye should be penalized in the world of football, makes everyone seem retarded, and behave in a retarded manner.

was this too far?

>>150450530
Kuwait before you find out, it's mostly huezilians

>>150450530
Kuwait a minute, does that mean you think Bruno acts retarded?

>>150450393
I previously fell into the category of simply viewing your thumbnails not realizing there was a hidden Easter egg ( or a kinder surprise as it were)

>Ruben Amorim still has the backing of Sir Jim Ratcliffe and the Manchester United board. Ratcliffe is prepared to give Amorim time to turn things around at United.
Heh...my boy Amoringz...

>>150450675
Imagine if we ended up with this bum lmao

>>150450783
HANG IN THERE AMOWIN, you still got some fuel left in the tank to show that United can still win the league and the FA cup !!!!

>>150450783
Kek, that is a fucking death sentence. Any manager who ever has the "full backing of the board" is always gone in a week.

190, who stupidly used his trip, has proven that he's going out of his mind because he cannot make this about Arsenal
But he will try

>>150450922
whats wrong with shitting on arsenal?

>>150450922
Nobody knows what youre talking about

190 speaking in the third person again

I need Burnley to beat Man United

If Grimsby can beat United then anyone United can potentially face this season can beat United.

People don't understand that United deserve all of this and more
But Liverpool deserve EVEN more

>>150451005
Burnley will be licking their lips thinking we can't let Grimsby upstage us

I was embarrassed the other night watching Liverpool when they needed refball to beat 10 man Newcastle (which they barely managed). But I couldn't believe how embarrassed I was last night watching ManU get beat by Grimsby when they *had* refball. These are supposed to be rivals against my club (City) btw. It's laughable.

>>150451156
they are all working together to cuck spurs as expected

>>150451166
Isn't your club the one that needed about 15 instances of refball each season to barely scrape title wins against Liverpool? Like the Rodeo handball and the Doku kick and the foul on Jota and the Diaz "offside" goal and the Mings chest kick and the literal Man City employee not giving red cards against Kompany for last man fouls etc

>>150451189
>the Doku kick
we shoulda got a bleedin pen la he damn near killed em, disgrace, shockin la

>>150451189
Sounds like a whole bunch of LOSER cope to me

>Newcastle are closing in on a deal to sign Stuttgart striker Nick Woltemade
The Isak replacement is in

Sir Jim, it's time to make the call.

>>150450675
Kek cuckpool

No, Newcastle are not closing in on a deal for Nick Woltemade, as the player's club, Stuttgart, and the player himself have expressed a desire to keep him in Germany for the upcoming season, with the Stuttgart CEO Alexander Wehrle confirming the situation is "closed" for now

>>150451447
He would unlock Big Zirk

>>150451511
Another snub!!!!!!!

real madrid at anfield in the group stage

>>150451746
TAA scoring the winner and /epl/ having to deal with the fallout

Still don't get this format lads

Konate and Isa leaving on a free to Madrid next summer

>>150451447
He is exactly what Manchester United need right now, but nobody is smart enough to understand why.

>>150452024
We'd ask Bissouma but he hates Ange according to you.

don't come here often, have these threads always been a RAWK safespace?

>>150452092
calm down lad we all make mistakes

not bad

>>150452092
Still hung up on that off-hand assumption huh idiot?
This is how stupid people like yourself cope when you lose an argument decisively.

good signing, just dont get snubbed again ;)

>>150452300
That's the Wilson replacement sorted

>>150452300
weren't they just saying Woltemade wanted to stay in Germany

>>150452306
>That's the Wilson replacement sorted
Stage 3: Bargaining

>>150452300
>bundesharten frauds
ngmi

>>150452300
One more and they can finally let Isak go

>>150452339
Cope.

>>150452204
Kek they have go do the away day at Bodo two years running. and this time it's gonna be in winter.

mad that scousers follow my club closer than i do. very weird offputting people

>>150452205
So this is how you waste your Centrelink money then

>>150452300
Wow that's actually a decent signing for them, if it happens.

90 mil? Nevermind. That's the Isak replacement. It's done. He's gone. Finally.

>>150452376
Anon, swallow your pride, take the L, accept you're a moron and move on.

>Man United's glum stars head in for showdown talks with Ruben Amorim - four hours after he arrived
Wonder if Sesko turned up last again

Is this "swede" mentally disabled or is it someone's vpn again?

>>150452412
Think you've just spoken into a mirror there lad.

>>150452409
>€90m
LMFAOooOoooo GEORDIE BASTARDS BENT FULLY OVER LIKE A RENTBOY
"N-N-NEWCASTLE TAX" AND FAR FAR MORE PAID!!!!

>>150452434
>Luke Edwards still in denial

the Indy dunk will be legendary

Sandcastle.

>>150452409
fucking hell

>>150452444
you're free to cope that way at your leisure, but deep down you know you're an idiot :)

>>150452448
he's had a mare this summer poor luke

>>150449597
190 did you forget about your own OP image you weirdo?

>>150452409
THE GERMANS DID IT AGAIN
ABSOLUTELY SHAFTING THE EPL

>>150452459
I see you're still talking into that mirror.

Sandcastle ensuring they don't get snubbed by paying 3x the value of a player lmfao

>>150452434
It's over. Just accept it. He's gone.

where did newcastle get 80m from? they letting mr sweden go after all

why are the liverpool customers having a full on meltdown?

So Liverpool are going to have a £70m striker as "depth" despite him starting the season brilliantly. Actual retardation.

>>150452522
you accusing everyone talking about the latest big signing in /trans/ of being a liversissy? might be a bit delusional there

>>150452534
It's called squad depth chud

>Battered by Grimsby
>Isak signed

rough 24 hours for Dave, I expect MANY discussions of the socio-economic status of a certain city

>>150452522
Scousers can slag Geordies off directly to their faces and Geordies will still suck them off, out of fear.
We have learnt this sad fact during this iteration of /trans/.

>>150452555
And Ekitike will be happy with that?

What an insane fee

>>150452534
ekitike will play off the left and gakpo will be backup

>>150452563
ok but why are you having a meltdown though?

>Need a long term Wilson replacement
>Sign him
>Livermong thinks this means he's signing Isak for £20m

>fraudulent draw
>let's blame the computer
>draw no longer fraudulent

>>150452592
>the 90 mil wilson replacement

>>150452575
yes

>>150452598
>Kairat Almaty v Pafos
Are we sure this is the CL?

Swear there are no bigger freaks on this planet than the e-scousers
What a sad little petri dish of mental illnesses these threads have become

something big coming lads

>>150452606
Yes. Just like Liverpool's "95m bench option".

Can picture Eddie Coward's scared sweaty backpedalling face right now
>W-we like paying the Newcastle tax-
IF the journos even ask about the astronomical fee, because they'll probably be banned from press conferences if they do

>>150452606
Liverpool spent 100 million on Darwin Nunez, and Liverpool fans insist that he was just a depth signing.

>40m for Wissa is too expensive
>Isak should be 150m minimum
>Woltemade for 90m is Wilson's replacement
Geordie mental gymnastics are astounding

well /bundes/ is laughing at us
cheers Geordies you utter cowards

>>150452637
no one cares loser

>>150452624
don't let them memoryhole the nunez comparisons to haaland after they signed him

>>150452610
great way to treat a new signing

>>150452611
It's the CHAMPIONS League, and they are the champions of Kazakhstan and Cyprus. They have more of a right to call themselves champions than whoever finishes 4th in England/Spain.

>>150452651
I'd knock you spark out you Scotch RUNT
Your place is licking Saudi then Scouse anus. Get that teatowel on your head and get licking

>>150452653
do believe it was never discussed during talks?

>>150452652
/epl/ genuinely believed Nunez was better than Haaland, tells you everything you need to know about this board.

HOW MUCH????!? WHO??????

>>150452673
>accepting you're going to be squad depth
zero ambition

Who the fuck is Woltemade LOL

>>150452694
>>150452680
Not ball knowers, I take it. it's okay, not everybody can possess knowledge of ball

The Geordies deserve this and worse. Get them flushed.

>>150452676
That's because he outscored Haaland in the Community Shield. Of course, the Community Shield is no longer a relevant fixture since Liverpool got battered by Palace in the most recent one.

HAPPENING

90mil for Woltemade, kek

>Selling your greatest EVER player
>replacing him with Woltemade[?] for €90m
Insania

liverpoo are so afraid of another man city its so funny

Sky reporting the Woltemade fee as £60.5m + £4.5m, someone's telling bollocks on the cost

>>150452738
Jackie Milburn's dead

With the fabled Newcastle tax, they can sell Isak, buy Woltemade and still have enough money to get in Eriksen on a free

>>150452740
>liverpool
The Premier League themselves were. Remember how long it took for the takeover to be approved?

they dont spend all day crying about wolves or brighton or following their private flight patterns
wonder why

>>150452722
Saw that too. Bet365, Unibet, and Ladbrokes also closed the option to play it. It was 1.36/3.0 ish right after the Woltemade news broke until they just took it down. It was like 2.0/2.0 before it.

>>150452680
Quite literally what every single retard in here said when they signed Isak, and now liverpoo customers are begging to pay 150 million for him. Expect the exact same to happen here

€90m.

>>150452409
>90 mil
>for Nick fucking Woltemade
I know prem teams are all retarded investor clubs but this is beyond insane.

>the romano self RT
we just need RFN confirmation at this point and its done

>>150452791
Newcastle are THAT desperate

Pretty sure that German striker played in the U21 euros and he was bang average from what I remember.

I can't stop laughing
Geordie Bastard deserves this

everyone called Bayern crazy for offering 65m yuros

holy mother of melty

>>150452750
Plettenberg and Patrick Berger just confirmed the 90 mil on twitter

>>150452807
thought thats where i remembered him from too but isnt he a bit old

>>150452782
THAT DOESNT COUNT LA

*kicks sand in the GB's face*
took your best ever player EVER LMAO!

>>150452786
I feel like Im using this image a lot more this summer

>Englel paying €160+ mil for Tesco & Waltmart

LMAO

>>150452826
>£78m
w e w

INDY BOMBA
https://x.com/indykaila/status/1939102003931525359

>>150452823
can you join in on the discussion instead of saying everyone is having a melty
do you think Woltemade is good? had you even heard of him? is it an overpay? does it confirm isak?

eddie howe currently has an unbeaten record against luis enrique btw

>>150452841
>€160m
>just so Bayernwinslol again
grim league

You'd say they could've gotten Sesko for cheaper but any player you've heard of didn't want to join Newcastle. We all remember the snubs!

nigga looks like gordon
the german antony gordon

>liverpool bullied the geordie cucks into playing 100m for a random bundesfraud
kek

>>150452866
nigger at this point with these prices for these mid players you cannot blame bundesliga. blame your retarded investors.

>>150452841
its the obvious go to with his name but think its too much of an americanism to catch on even if we've all heard of walmart

>>150452849
Surely he was announcing his own melty
Everyone else is laughing too much

>>150452887
And to sell Isak for 110. It's mind boggling really.

>>150452887
>liverpool bullied the geordie cucks
Story of the transfer window. No backbone has been shown in return.
You expected maybe an unfunny placard or two at the match between the clubs but NOPE! PURE COWARDICE FROM THE GEORDIE SCUM.

>>150452887
>sign their primary target
>force them into signing their random bundes fraud 6th choice target so we can sign isak

WHOMST WE GO

its ok liverbros at least you got that chap from bournemouth or whatever

the most fight shown by geordies over the isak signing was the WWE crowd fuming at JD McDonagh wearing a Liverpool kit with Isak on the back LMAO

i feel like liverpool have got a very difficult draw in the CL

>>150452841
Do these clubs not do any scouting lol

>beat Bayern to signing Woltesneed
WE’RE FUCKING MASSIVE LADS

luke edwards real quiet right now

>>150452897
>reject 110
>that means he's going for 110

The humiliation ritual continues

>>150452958
i had my suspicions about "arse-anal" but this confirms it

>>150452985
erm geordie sisters? our response?

>>150452985
>no plans to go close to £150m
So not happening then.

Newcastle fans really though they'd have Isak-etekite partnership and they both ended up at Liverpool.

This is the level of cucking i thought wasn't possible

was not expecting woltemade from an eddie howe side, that is a sick signing

>>150453017
not for 90m its not lol

The Scousers played the impotent Geordies like a fiddle.

You know he's complete shite because not even United (Manchester) were linked to him

to be fair to them its a good signing if PSR is of no concern

>€90m
Cundy getting the clown costume ready yet again!

newcastle hitting on fatties so they don't get rejected (they will immediately leave if they lose 10 pounds thoughbeit)

>>150452985
They won't get Wissa. Unbelievable arrogance.
>>150453105
lmao

He's worse than Werner btw. Thanks for the 100 Mio €.

We won

Tic tac

It's one thing for the Geordies to embarrass themselves but this is embarrassing the league
Thank fuck Sunderland will finish above you this season

How many PL strikers can say they destroyed Eintracht Braunschweig in their lives?

Yeah, thought so!

>>150453164
>this is embarrassing the league
Imagine caring about branding that fucking much.

>>150453190
GEORDIE BASTARD GO ROPE YOURSELF YOU CUNT

GB can't help himself!

>>150453196
You think a signing from the Bundesliga is an example of the Premier League being an embarrassment after last night?

this is revenge for WW2

>>150453097
>>150453111
This is worse than the Eze one even. Newcastle booting out the best player to EVER play for them to sign this bloke for fucking €90m. Probably stupid wages as well.
What a daft club.

that's the wilson replacement done then

>>150453111
this bloke does too much coke, it's distracting

>>150453240
The biggest loser of the transfer window

We all know they deserve this

>>150453240
this man was so shit at his job that he legitimised a kfc worker as an "ITK" lmao

Why did Newcastle go for Woltemade and not Guirassy? The latter would have been worth 90m at least

>>150453240
>£80m for a Callum Wilson replacement

Yeah sure pal

>Palace have barely scraped past a midtable Norwegian club in the Conference League play-off round
Now that's embarrassing the Premier League.

>palace cruising past some shitters to continue their european title
based

>>150453240
why are newcastle still insisting on this cope

Still not convinced Liverpool will pay the asking price nor am I convinced Newcastle will let isak leave

>>150453282
Newcastle are the richest club in the world so they can pay €90m for a player worth less than a fifth of that, no problem!

#JusticeforKhashoggi #FreeIsak #Geordie Scum

I hope Newcastle keep Isak for the sake of it. The Liverpool meltdown will be magnitudes greater than Chernobyl.

>>150453240
KWAB of the decade

he's going to be crying about his imaginary geordie character for the next 16 hours lol

>>150452534
They'll play a diamond

>>150453282
I dont get it either, Serhou has CL experience and numbers close to Kane

by how many tens of millions did newcastle overpay?

>I-I don't exist I'll just cry when you mention me-
You deserve this you spineless Geordie scum cunt. The Scousers shagged you firmly up the arse hole.
GET FLUSHED

>>150453430
Bayern offered around 60m €

>>150453282
newcastles squad is already old and 90m for a 30 year old would be mad

>>150453462
is he good?

>>150453479
he's a big lad with good technique who had a great half of a season
i've never watched Newcastle so i couldn't say if he's a good Isak replacement tho

i hear bayern have a striker call harald kane, he might be worth a punt as an isak replacement
a cheeky 110m bid should cover it

Eddie Howe should make Isak play with the U23s

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/wwhpad/el_diario_vasco_newcastle_has_signed_isak_for_70m/
this is how good scousers are at spotting talent loool

>irish flag
>posts with liverpool bias

>>150453467
Guirassy is 28 and the only good striker available

>>150453316
>>150453352
Would be funny as fuck.

>>150453545
he's 29 anon
idk, if you're going to sign someone in their 30s for big money may as well just go for kane at that point, which was a rumour as well.

>>150453585
>31 year old who can't hit a barn door
WELCOME TO BESIKTAS

>>150453574
Surely, that's 45 Million in Argentinian Dollars or Indian Rupees?

>>150453707
I'm guessing Euros so that works out at about £39m.

What was he bought for, £73m? Absolute disaster.

haven't seen scouse head loss this bad since the slip

>>150453574
45 MILLION EUROS?
for fucken what?

>>150453777
kuwait are they playing at

did you hear that? haha
i said kuwait are they playing at

ISAK'S RIGHT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHITE

>>150453574
he's gonna dab on city in the champions league

>>150453791
maybe next kuwait to make your shite joke?

The Geordies just want you to leave the Scousers out of it

>Dave desperately trying to drum up newcastle vs liverpool to distract from humiliation of last night

grim

>>150450675
dogded a bullet there

>>150453849
i dont get it

HERE WE GO

>>150453750
>million
He's not worth 40 dollars let alone 40 million.
Napoli would be better off giving their current players a pizza party for 45 Euros as opposed to bringing in the guy who United bought accidentally thinking he was Haaland.

>>150453909
>mudryk again

>>150453909
>7 year deal
why is everyone getting their pants pulled down this window?

>>150453909
Is this another coup by TBoehlz?

>>150453849
don't think you've kuwait got the handle of it

>Buying United flops
What is the point of this?

>>150452409
robbery

>>150453909
They're gonna sub him on to statpad vs shitters and sell for 70 milion in 2-3 summer

>>150453968
we'll just have to kuwait aussie

little play on wait and see there hehe

>>150453909
how many players are chelsea going to buy this summer

indy exclusive dropping at 8pm

scouse rats scurrying and squeaking

>90m for Woltemade
>70m for Beier
did you rainy cunts get mass-lobotomized last week? is this a joke?

>>150453909
>manure is better at selling than assna
just can't sell shit players for a decent fee in london i guess.

>bayern fans are pissed on social media
Lmao, newcastle deserved to snub someone, get fucked bayern, I don't even like poocastle

>>150454204
a billionaire doesn't care if he pays £10 for a mars bar

It's a great deal and there's no need to bring the people of Liverpool into it

>>150454055
ROFL great post fellow memer. Maybe you could generate an AI image of a crowded locker room too where everyone wears a Chelsea shirt? I see massive potential in your brilliant observation, take my upvote!

>>150454276
you feeling okay sven?

>>150454286
How’s your dementia, freak?

>>150454231
yeah but now he paid 70m for a mars bar

tale as old as time

>>150454304
we dont sign our posts here

>Chelsea know they can sell some rock with a football kit on it
>Newcastle hired their own Sesko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpGUZGplL9E
>If you're going to spend too many dollarinos in someone like that german watanabe, why not raise a little more money and hire someone like Julian?
>inb4: no player wants to play for Newcastle

>>150454304
youre accusing me of mentioning how many players chelsea have bought before? i havent but even if i had why would that bother you
very very strange post

>>150454345
Yeah, you don’t need to sign your posts with ”retard” since it’s so obvious to everyone reading your garbage. Kill yourself pedophile.

>>150454390
we dont sign our posts here

Newcastle getting snubbed all summer then pulling off the mother of all snubs against Bayern is genuine comedy

>>150454350
how they went from "Wissa and Strand-Larsen are too expensive" to 90m for Woltemade is mental

>>150454372
Seems you forgot you already replied to me right here >>150454345
your dementia is acting up again you shitskin loser. I could kill you with one hand if I wanted to.

>>150454422
mental illness shant be responding further seek help

>>150454437
Your diaper needs changing.

why does the mere mention of Chelsea cause the swedish janny to go off his rocker?

how can liverpool have so much money when all scousers are unemployed?

liverpool make god awful transfers when they dont have citys shortlist

>>150454204
Brentford and Poocastle have both been bent over for their top forwards this window, so everyone knows they are flush with cash and desperate.

>>150454765
kuwait question! fellas any answers?

>>150454765
kuwait a lot of foreign fans and investment

>>150454765
A lot of stolen car wheels.

if newcastle get a gk in theyll be title contenders

anyone noticed how many players chelsea are buying? seems a bit much

>>150452866
being a bundesliga club currently is comfy as fuck.
1. play some footy
2.???
3. get 100m from the epl
you need to be an actual certified retard to spend money trying to compete with bayern

>>150454765
St Helens =/= Liverpool

>>150454887
they're also selling a lot

Lucy Pinder or Kelly Brook?

>>150454887
Chelsea's net spend is considerably below Arsenal's and City's

howling at the sheer head loss from this irish liverpool customer

>>150454928
>let me tell you about your country

Hi yes hello one Isak please and thank you

>>150455270
Pinder. Brook is a monkey mattress.

RFN torpedo dropping at 9pm

>>150455276
net spend is a different thing to number of players

>>150454934
Arsenal highest spenders again and they get 0 criticism

>>150455331
HYYYYYYYPEEE

feels like time stands still when you're waiting anxiously by the phone for an RFN torpedo

>>150454934
Newcastle United who've been snubbed by everyone about to go 2nd with their imminent world class signing

£40M + 10% sell on clause for locker room cancer.

Sir Jim had had Chelsea's pants down.

he'll become the ronaldo regen he thinks he is the minute he's out of manure, that club sucks talent out of everyone who enters

>>150455412
Based Jim

thinking how richard hughes paid 150m euros for the german tom cleverley

isak to liverpool done as i previously said, just waiting on the green light for woltemade (who is flying to the north east as we speak)
wissa to newcastle still expected to happen, brentford replacement lined up (not outtara)
xavi simons to spurs is done, harvey elliot to be his replacement
geuhi going straight to liverpool on private jet from norway tomorrow morning, both isak and guehi medicals booked tomorrow, slot wants them both in the squad on sunday
garnacho to chelsea done
man u again pushing for baleba. player wants the move though no urgency as player believes he can play for a higher standard of club

>>150455533
RFN TORPEDOOOOOO

>>150455533
WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNN

>>150455533
>harvey elliot to be his replacement
as first reported by RFN West of course

apologies for no man city updates. had close, personal contacts with txiki burgerstain but their new ceo has battoned down the hatches. only whisperings i've heard is pep has doubts over donnarummas ball playing skills and will keep faith with trafford.

>>150455533
>man u again pushing for baleba. player wants the move though no urgency as player believes he can play for a higher standard of club
Manu is becoming the new >Schalke

>>150455610
Any updates on arsenal RFN lad?

>>150455533
If Newcastle get Woltemade as well as Wissa then this has undoubtedly been a good window.

>>150455412
>Chelsea's pants down
They love that