Thread 150450467

Totally non rigged draw live on /sp/

>>150450467 (OP)
No one big league anymore?

>>150450532
It’s the same format as last year. But you knew no one plays all other 35 clubs, right? Everyone has 8 opponents, two from each pot. One leg, you play four teams at home and four teams away, no switch. There’s a single big table
That’s why many people criticize the new format. It has less sportive value for sure, but arguably more entertainment value

>>150450467 (OP)
I'm enjoying this new league format. More chaos = more entertainment.

>UCL changes format because Newcastle group of death.
>Newcastle draws against everyone capable of reaching the final. Again.

>>150450572
Football as a product is going to ruin the game

Post the kino matches you want. I'll start:
>PSG -Arse rematch
>Real Madrid - Leverkusen the return of Xabi
>Inter - Atlético rematch

>>150450605
good

>>150450743
>OM - Pafos
>OM loses 0-1 at home at the 92nd minute, nafris burn the stadium down while someone from the staff attacks Aubam with a knife
>Benefica - Almaty for the biggest travel distance possible
>Monaco - BVB, either Dortmund's most quiet away day or the loudest thing the Monaco team has ever experienced

>>150450605
I just want the spanish teams to have the worst possible opponents. Time for some schizo posting

arsenal vs real madrid
arsenal vs dortmund
arsenal vs villareal
arsenal vs club brugge
arsenal vs marseille
arsenal vs napoli
arsenal vs qarabag
arsenal vs kairat almaty
hold still shitters, this is only gonna hurt alot.

>Pot 1: Clubs that actually have a chance of winning
>Rest: Europa and Conference-tier shitters + Norway, Azerbaijan, Cyprus, and Kazakhstan

What did Ceferin mean by this? Can't wait for Liverpool vs Pafos and Vardrid vs Qarabag

how many bongs and bings till this starts

>>150450911
teams meet 2 teams of each pot, including theirs

>>150450898
good thing Arsenal can't draw West Ham or Bournemouth eh?

good luck everyone :)

>>150450918
it goes live in 15 bings but draws are expected in about 45 bings

Lets goooo

>>150450743
>barcelona x PSG the finals that didnt happen
>real x city just for the lulz again

LETS GOOOO

>>150451041
Real or Bayern at home please

>inter at san siro
>psg at the camp nou (surely it will be finished by then Clueless)

make it happen infantino

so...when does it start?

>>150451079
olympiacos away this time its gonna be different!

where is grimsby town

>>150451089
>When is the Champions League draw?
The draw will be held in Monaco on Thursday, 28 August and begins at 5pm BST (6pm CET). The first balls will be drawn at around 5:30pm.
>How to watch the Champions League draw
Uefa and TNT Sports will both offer a free live stream on their websites and YouTube channels.
>How does the league phase draw work?
The league phase has 36 teams with every team handed eight games. The 36 teams are split into four pots of eight teams based on their Uefa coefficient, with the opponents generated by automated software.
The opponents then come from each pot, with two teams selected from each, one home and one away.
Teams cannot play another team from the same country and are not permitted to face more than two teams from one country.
Those finishing inside the top eight go straight into the last 16, then the next 16 teams advance to the play-off stage, with eight of those 16 teams progressing to the last 16.

>>150450743
Real madrid doesnt have any game in them, they have no game plan, they play like when they were in highschool (12-17yo in european terms).
Up until now they've played against a team they havent loset for 20 games in a row and Real Oviedo, a 2nd division team that ascended to the 1st.
If they played against current barça or any serioes team they'd still get graped like they did against PSG in the cwc

>>150451101
naruhodo...

olympiacos will get

psg home
bayern away
arsenal home
benfica away
napoli away
tottenham home
newcastle home
athletic club away

>>150450743
Barça - Inter revenge
Barça - PSG the final robbed by Marciniak
Vardrid - Atleti revenge
Vardrid - Leverkusen return of Xabi
Tottenham - Arse for the keks
Whoever has to go to Kazakhstan kek

>Pot 2: Arsenal
OLE OLE!

>>150451098
that'll be a good trip
gl lad

wasn't this draw usally been held at midday ? why the change

>>150451125
please read >>150451101 anon you cant get teams from your own country

>>150450743
I will do this but with my club
>Olympiakos-Real
>Olympiakos-Pafos
>Olympiakos-Qarabag
>Olympiakos-Bodo Glimt rematch for the UEL knockout
>Olympiakos-Galata bloodsports kino
>Pafos-Galata bloodsports kino
>Olympiakos-Kairat

here we go boys

Draw? I thought UEFA had written an algorithm to create the fixture list and keeps Barca away from English teams?

>>150451134
Foiled by Ceferin again

LIVERPOOL VS ANYONE.
We don't give a fuck.

BRING ON YOUR INTER NAZIONALE
BRING ON YOUR ROMA BY THE SCORE
BARCELONA
REAL MADRID
WHO THE FUCK YOU TRYING TO KID?
BECAUSE LIVERPOOL ARE THE TEAM THAT WE ADORE.

asian singer could get it

Rooting for my Nabule to get weak teams and Galatasaray so we can smash osimerd

DE BESTEN

where tf is the official stream?
please don;t make me watch thogden live streaming the draw....

They need to replace this gayass intro music

Surely they can afford to pay like Imagine Dragons or Bastille to make something more interesting

>>150451177
Amazon Prime Video Sports YouTube

>>150451180
>video unavailable
may allah smite youtube and the entirety of google HQ for this shit.

>>150451179
>Imagine Dragons

is your audio also crackling? or is this a problem with my broadcaster

>>150451179
>Imagine Dragons
made me respond

>>150451203
fine with me

>>150451177
uefa site just google uefa draw

>hurr Chelsea won all competitions

Yeah no shit, it's humilation because they were dogshit enough to be in conference league

Heil chelsea nigga

>>150451177
I have cable because am not a poor

Kek who the fuck cares about this shit, give us the draw

lets create another bullshit participation trophy so we can lick Boehly's arsehole.... if chelsea were any good they wouldnt be playing in the conference they would have won the ch l 3 times in a row

>NOBODY MAY EVER DO IT AGAIN!!!

Yeah because Real, Barca, Liverpool, Bayern, PSG aren't shit enough to get stuck in the ECL

Just get to the fucking draw. fuck Chelsea

Why is Brad Friedel accepting a shitty displate?

>>150451217
it's only a single push of a button since last time, that's not enough to fit into 2hrs of planned streaming time

try "CBS Sports Golazo" for a stream on youtube if you're having issues

FC Copenhagen better draw either PSV or Ajax away. I would go for sure.

>>150451215
>cable
is this the 90s do you have filmnet and the porn channel?

This is just a waste of money, they could have replaced all of this bollocks with an email containing the fixtures.

why are chelsea fans either black immigrants or white right wingers

>>150451211
>>150451222
yeah never understood this
cwc is more meaningful

>>150451209
thanks buddy
>>150451215
very rude buddy

ZLATAN

I would do unspeakable things to her asshole

>Americans everywhere
disgusting
PL is a joke

>congrats you won the conference league
this award is the equivalent of the golden raspberries for movies lol

Will this girl be picking any balls?

>don't give us this corporate bullshit, so here's our new corporate bullshit format
kill UEFA and FIFA already

>>150451239
They should get every team and their owners together in separate rooms and record their reaction to the draw and just use those reactions to tell the story of the draw.

>>150450743
Juve v Barca and Liverpool for the return of JJ

thisis extremely random but you guys know that feeling when youre sipping water and all of a sudden cant stop?

Mmmm sloptan ibrahimoshit wank

>Zlatan

Hahaha le epix lion chuck norris man

this fuck needs to go away

>>150451270
no but I do have that feeling when sipping cum

>>150451270
Yeah I have also been thirsty.

are they doing this retarded vid gimmick everytime from now on? jfc

OMGGGGGGGGGG fuck offfffff

>>150451177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07_kVlCYwp8

Why is Zlatan here when he won 0 (ZERO) CL and infamously choked in CL knockout phases?

Comfyrence league is the most soul of them all

>>150451187
calm down m8 getting kuwait carried away

FFS START THE DRAW ALREADY
FUCK OFF ZLATAN

>>150451290
swedes secretly run football

>>150451290
He's the only retard so desperate enough to cling to his fame that they could afford while also being a biggish star.

this is stupid

>>150451177
https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/draws/2026/2002110/

>>150451187
https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/draws/

>>150451290
they basically just said this kek

The fuck is this shit?!

>>150451303
retard soulless globhomo shit. zoomers and third worlders will love it

Too long
Not funny

How long is this shit going on for?

Who is this aimed at?

Yeah I'm not watching this bollocks. I'm just going to check back in an hour.

>>150451330
>>150451313

>>150451330
Reddit.

Um what is going on

>>150451330
The corporate class

they shouldve just gotten forsen to narrate the format instead of this shit

>>150451330
>>150451324

oh here's here too

>>150451330
It will get retweeted by other soulless corporations and forced to go "viral" with pajeets

At least, we got Kate Abdo

>>150451330
to zlatan

>>150451327
FOREVER

The Zlatan memes were never funny

>>150451360
She hit the wall bad

>>150451367
WATCH THE FOOTBALL
IT'S GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOVE

someone reply to this when the draw starts

humiliation ritual

>>150451258
what do you think the arabs watching this think when they're forced to see a woman with bare shoulders

>muted video for 10 minutes
>they are STILL talking about the amazing viral video of Zlatan

why is this whore dressed up like that
go back to the night club or sumn

LE ZLATAN ZLATAN ZLATAN

Fuck off

>>150451330
redditors and millennials

i hate europeans everything should be organised by the english

>president's award
holy kek

nice pointless award

>>150451384
stfu abdel

Pure cinema

wtf i hate zlatan now

I don't get it

what is this trophy? did they just make it up now?

When you actually listen to Zlatan speak he's not charismatic in the slightest and quite awkward

>>150451394
even Denmark has a real trophy while Zlatan has nothing lel

KAKA

>>150451381
>>150451384
lol

kaka is almost too perfect a choice to make the draw

>>150451402
okay marwan only for u

Kaka is one of the most overrated players ever

>>150451423
PERRO

>kaka
too perfect, sorry

Why did Kaka marry that whore

Based Kaká, too perfect for his ex wife

kaka my beloved

>>150451411
well, actually no

Saying Real Madrid before Milan when introducing Kaka is just wrong

>>150451384
She wants to keep the burqa clean for tonight's playtime with Timmy

why did no one report kakas trip to turkey

She said
>Cáca

>>150451422
Typical British woman

>>150451423
>>150451437

is ishowspeed going to be in there too?

>>150451434
no hes perfect

NO ONE CARES

Kaka!!! The GOAT

>>150451445
noone remembers who milan is any more

>>150451330
bolas calientes and warm balls

GET ON WITH IT

Make it stop

thanks kaka that went perfect

>>150451445
bedtime grandad

>>150451461
jesus can you imagine

>>150451381
>>150451384

END
THIS
SLOP

>>150451461
would be litty af snm

GIVE US YOUR ENERGY FOR A GOOD DRAW

Corporate slop

>>150451456
she cute

How are we feeling, Qairatbros?

uefa officials really wank themselves off in front of a mirror dont they

>>150451499
\o/

when marchetti get on the show u know shit
getting serious

>>150451515
Corporates in every industry are completely detached from reality

your format is shit and nothing means anything until the playoff

Ranieri is looking well

>>150451510
please draw Benfica or Sporting so we get the furthest travel time possible

>>150451501
What sport is this?

>>150451510
hopefully Madrid and Sporting CP at home for the travel keks

Friendly reminder that every single person on stage has probably been paid more than your annual salary just to show up to this utterly worthless event for an hour.

>>150451482
>>150451493
>>150451481
stop complaining until 5-6 years ago they were also handing out awards for top scorers top defender etc so the whole draw lastes 2 hours

>>150451532
whoring

who /pot2/ here?

the A.I.

>>150451510
how is this european again?

>>150451501
hot

Did it live up to the hype?

>>150451542
but then I would only tune in when I knew the draw was actually beginning, this is just edging us for the sake of it

Napoli will win the champions league.

>>150451552
/pot4/

>>150451561
no

>>150451501
why is this so hot wtf

>>150451561
Its better than playing the same teams over and over again.

nearly 27 minutes and still no draw...

>>150451561
liverpool dominated that table! did they get far in the knockout stages?

>>150451557
>European Kazakhstan covers an area of over 148,000 square kilometres (57,000 sq mi), which puts Kazakhstan in 14th place in terms of territory in Europe (according to the Soviet classification of boundaries between Europe and Asia, 381,567 square kilometres (147,324 sq mi) and 7th place, respectively). The European part of Kazakhstan is located mainly on the Caspian Depression and the General Syrt upland. On the western and northern sides the territory of the Russian Federation, on the eastern side it is washed by the Ural River, on the south it is washed by the Caspian Sea and a small part of the Volga delta.

>>150451561
exceeded it

here comes the rigging

>at random
so they draw was already done

for me? it's /circle with a V/

he has said "pot" or "pots" so many times that the word is beginning to sound absurd to me

DRAW SOME FUCKING BALLS

I trust the software, to give City the easy path.

>>150451501
i want the sauce and i want it know.
i'm sure i can make a quick wank before these fucks decide to pick the balls.

>>150451502
!

>>150451561
nah, just a large clusterfuck for no reason at all

So they draw together one team from each pot? The commentary talks over the video and does a shit job explaining

kek

wahey loving this montage. more of this i say

>>150451594
who are theses teams

Sorry that I’m late to the party
What did I miss?

>>150451608
just watch it on the uefa site without commentary instead of listening to savrakos and that bogos tswxos

>england gets 6 teams
brit sport innit

>>150451561
It's better than the old format, where 3 decent teams would be placed in a group of death and every other decent team would get an easy pass to the KO stage. At least now, you have to try a bit in the first half of the competition so you avoid that extra play-off round.

aaarsenal aaarsenal aaarsenal aaarsenal aaarsenal aaarsenal aaarsenal aaarsenal

>>150451629
nothing

aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal, aaarSENAL, AAARsenal

no Bayern :(

the draw fucking sucks

>>150451502
>>150451603

DO YOU HAVE TO READ ALL CLUB NAMES
SHUT UP ALREADY

it's time

superpafosbros...

WTF IS THIS CHATGPT ASS DRAW?

In order to be more diverse, I think UEFA should hire mute presenters for these events.

i wanted another barca bayern

THE DRAW WAS ALREADY DONE BEFORE THIS CEREMONY

oof

always rigged against psg

BAYERN VS PAFOS

>kane at the emirates
fucks SAKE why does it always happen this way

Why do they need the goat to pick a ball if a computer can do that as well

CHELSEA VS BARCELONA

good luck chelsea

>computer generated fixtures
woke nonsense

what

Pafos starts with trouble

pafos bros.....

>>150451686
>>150451657
>H A H A H A H A

>MADRID AT ANFIELD
wahey

simio bros.... uefalona punished us again.

>MADRID
LOL

>Chelsea to Azerbaijan

BASED

holy shit this schedule

this is too terrible to be scripted

REAL MADRID VS MAN CITY FOR THE 100000TH TIME

Our teams getting fucked so far

>trent back to anfield
rigged

i actually wanted chelsea, not easy but cool game

>QARABAG AWAY
ENJOY THE FLIGHT

>>150451142
Olympiakos-Real LETS GOOOOO

MADRID VS KAIRAT AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAA

OLYMPIACOS REAL YES YES YES

TRENT
WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

RIP Madrid

real hardest draw

>>150451726
Madrid vs Kairat hahahahha

>>150451707
>Kairat away

rip

INTER VS LIVERPOOL VS ARSENAL

>we got inter again
fucks sake. at least they're pretty shit now

>Vardrid to Kazakhstan

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>150451707
BACK TO LIVERPOOL FOR TRENT

AND A NICE FLIGHT TO KAIRAT ALMATY but shit'll be done by then anyway

What's the point of bringing Kaka in just to press a button and let the computer decide the fixtures? You could literally replace him with a trained monkey, and it would probably be more entertaining to watch.

>>150451561
yes because seeing liverpoo get cocky again only to fail was very funny

she is laughing at spurs lol

tottenham getting an easy draw

Literally pretty much the same match ups as last year

>>150451750
He is handsom to look at

>>150451744
ceferin is still going to prop them up, beware of the refball

wait was the draw done the same last year as well? I remember it having a bit more suspense

>>150451737
ez

What the fucks the point of the balls then? They're trying so hard to make it interesting, but it makes no sense

Wait, so there are no changes to the format?
Then what was the 10 minute Zlatan shit about??

boring games for liverpool

LIVERPOOL VS GALATASARAY

HAHAHHAA LIVERPOOL ARE DROPPING OUT IN GROUPS

>liverpool in istanbul vs gala
pretty cool, that fixture was one of the first i ever watched

How is Kazajstan wather in january?

>>150451787
>both madrid teams
bore off

ez schedule for lverpool

>didn't even remember Spurs won the competition
fucking kek

BARCELONA VS CHELSEA VS NEWCASTLE

another EASY draw for barca

Holy shit Olympiakos playing with both Barcelona and Real Madrid OMG OMG OMG

kek olympiakos the julia (mia malkova) of Europe will break all records 16 goals conceded by uefalona and uefadrid

>Barcelona
mega rigged

Barca at home
get in

What in the Europa League is that Barca schedule lmao

>>150451041
I called it, sorry bros

>joe linton vs messi
based

>>150451207
Imagine me dragging these nuts on your face

TOTALLY NOT RIGGED FOR BARCA

>PSG Barse
The cunts will be unsufferable if they ever lose this game

Madrid at Anfield is comically scripted lmao

>>150451806
>both at home
stop complaining

>Barcelona gets the easiest schedule yet
rigged

lol PSG. Rip

>>150451813
>>150451816
Ridiculously easy

PSG as expected with an easy draw.

AHAHAHHA WE GO THE WORSE DRAW AGAIN

TOTALLY NOT RIGGED BTW GUYS

TOTALLY NOT RIGGED

PSG - BAYERN MUNICH - BARCELONA - ATELETIC BILBAO

barca fans what do we think?

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT RIP PSG

>>150451813
Fuck Marciniak, now we get Barça - PSG

this barca run is the easiest shit ever unbelievable
PSG run is not

>>150451813
señoras y señores EL UEFALONA
severe negreritis, negreira.
Riggi Riggetini, rigged.

>>150451821
vardrid scoring more thna one goals and in league phase of all places

>>150451851
literally couldn't get any luckier

>real madrid has to travel to chinkland
goddamit

>>150451821
Who has Panathinaikos drawn so far?

BODO?!

ALWAYS THE WORSE DRAW ALWAYS THE WORSE DRAW ALWAYS

Hmmmm

bodo glimt away is a guaranteed loss
bodo glimt home is a guaranteed win

Spurs spent all year saying "Don't call us Tottenham" and that's all they are called in the UCL draw LMAO

>>150451709
Every fucking year

>every team that had a big transfer to another european team got matched against the team that took their player
this is too funny

Absolutely not rigged against Real Madrid
Absolutely not at all
Thanks UEFA

stfu zlatan
not everything has to be "funny"

thats rough

Not a bad draw

>HAHA LOOK AT ME IM SO ARROGANT LE FUNNY
is this guy ever giving this gag a rest?

>>150451851
Hey that’s my club

totatlly not rigged for barca

>>150451803
minus 40. chelsea played there a few years ago in another competition. i think the game was played earlier in the day because it was so cold and dark.

>>150451847
HAHAHA GET FUCKED PISS SHIT GAY HE WORKED HIS MAGIC AGAIN

Did Zlatan get a haircut? He looks fresh as a mf

I don't know if Zlatan's delusions are funny or annoying

>>150451709
It is statistically probable that two of the strongest teams in a competition would face each other regularly in a knockout competition.

>>150451851
can't wait to play you lot again

>>150451847
Not gonna lie that's a pretty difficult draw

/sp/ not rating zlatan is this board's worst take

>>150451885
think they realised they can just rig it blatantly and though some people will fuss for a few days essentially they can get away with it

>>150451707
Only Liverpool away is the tough one.

>>150451867
>Napoli
I said they would rig it so we would be forced to play KDB

>>150451895
you might be one of the first clubs to play at the renovated camp nou lmao, must be cool
>>150451912
who are you

>>150451919
true

>>150451929
>muh klanfield
stfu dipper

>>150451885
Sometimes I'm okay with the script
I will boo Trent again the scumbag

PSG being Pot 1 but not in top 4 league just automatically gives them an ass fucking every draw.

CAM ON ARSENAL

>atletico and athletic bilbao
fuck

Newcastle getting fucked

>>150451939
Newcastle

>>150451952
>Kairat Home
oh thank fuck for that

>Napoli return to the CL
>Chelsea and Mancity
already out and its just the fucking draw

>>150451952
>sphincter away
Fuck off

>>150451686
Chelsea gets 2 of the worst pot 2 teams

>>150451952
arseanal out in the group stage

Arselol to go through then choke against the first good side they face again as usual

>>150451919
most of /sp/ is too young to have seen him play football before he went to united

>>150451939
>to play at the renovated camp nou
kek you won't play shit there, will crumble and thousands will die

>>150451952
Arse Brugge will be absolute kino

>Benfica

i am so dead right now. jesus christ

>>150451965
get ready to see trossard score 6 that game

>>150451969
Man City ain't the same

Ouch Benfica

>>150451957
*blocks your path

>>150451959
bring out isak at the last minute so that monkey araujo can turn his leg backwards

>>150451952
Arsenal losing the first 2 games there.

The draw couldn’t have gone worse for Olympiakos so far

>>150451977
reminder they beat madrid home and away

>>150451987
Poor guys never get a break

Benficabros… this is looking hard.

>>150451987
>
just trust lage :)

Newcastle are getting fucked hard in this draw

>>150451975
>t. idiot who stuck in 2015 Arsenal banter era

>>150451981
you play in a printer nigger, florentino scammed you retards and keeps flooding your team with brownoids while you smile and thank him

>>150452014
almost like its rigged

>>150452005
and we have elections in october lol prolly a new president in november

dear god

RIP Frankfurt

>>150452020
This might be the worse I've seen

>>150452019
as opposed to the current arsenal era that definitely isn't absolutely dripping in banter due to being perennial runner-ups

>thats all over for eintracht

couldn't have put it better they are cooked

>>150451996
would pay to see this happe

>Club Brugge
>Kairat Away
Hahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

Having fun?
INTERNATIONAL BREAK

>>150452020
No one wants Kairat away

>>150451999
prepare your portuguese twink anus for north-east england

>>150452000
you've already been defeated

>>150451707
>3 top teams, 4 good teams and a trip to almost China
This is payback for the super league

>>150452023
I have no reason to be ashamed of my team, you should as being criminals and a joke, but go ahead, let me laugh even more at you and your incompetence.

>>150452026
imagine thinking anyone cares enough about newcastle to rig it against them lol

some of these pot2 teams have way easier than pot1 teams

>>150452046
>Frankfurt have to go to Barca , madrid and Napoli
rest in fucking peace

would really have liked to see liverpool vs juve purely for the chiesa chant. it wouldve caused tsunamis.

>>150452013
I trust in Aursnes.

But fuck, getting Juve and then Napoli next is hilarious. what a schedule

>>150452058
Pots are practically worthless now that teams are also playing two fixtures against other teams in their own pot.

how many teams here have a harder schedule than barca?

>>150452058
I know its fun for germans to watch Bayern walk over the league but everyone else wants to watch competitive games.

>>150452031
as opposed to the Arsenal who finished 2nd in the group stage last year and only knocked out by the champion, in a game that was fairly even...and then reinforcing the squad in the summer to become more lethal in front of the goal

Pafos is getting a dream draw desu

>>150452056
imagine being a loserpool customer

Chelsea bros, I’m feeling fucking amazing

>>150452020
RIP brugge

>>150451952
We have a nice history with Arsenal. They’re fucked

>>150452088
>as opposed to the arsenal who finished 2nd
yeah that's what I said lmao

Teams that will be going to Kazakhstan so far:
>Real Madrid
>Club Brugge
RIP players

>>150452086
what does your schizo post have to do with my post

>>150452083
Looking at that Benfica's draw is awful. Brugge too.

How come Varcelona have the easiest fixtures

>>150451870
Bodo away is a sovl fixture

>Union of European Football Associations
>Kazakhstan

>>150452091
>loserpool
didnt your team lose to liverpool last week?

>>150452118
weird that they took hags models to cosplay as teen models

I wanna press that button

>>150451887
MONOangery(without ears).jpg

>>150452128
how does it feel being a loserpool customer lad? do you even live within 5000 miles of that stinking dump?

>>150452125
ghoulish

is Kaka a player that the street forgot? he's still the player I think of when someone asks me who the best player I've seen live is but I feel like a lot of people these days don't realise he was once the best in the world.

Cam on I want the Olympiakos-Bodo Glimt revenge game and Olympiakos-Galata greco turkish war game

>>150452140
She’s 12

toon army fighting in marseille

>Marseille
OH NONONONONONONONONONO

>giorgio
that's not ranieri?!

>>150452128
That match was a humiliation for livarpool

How is this draw done with a supercomputer? They should be transparent on this

>tottenham away at bodo/glimt again
LOL but rigged

spurs got such an easy draw and they're still gonna drop out

boring games for spurs at home. not good for ticket sales. no full house for prague

>>150452046
>wanted madrid
>got lolverpool, farca, atalanta, atleti, tottenham, napoli, gala, Bergkarabach away
absolute kino

>>150452101
What you said was Arsenal will get eliminated in the group stage, which happens if you finish 25th or below that... not 2nd

>>150452127
Please educate yourself.

Big up to Portugalanon for screencapping

>>150452145
I'm a mackem (8 places above newcastle in the league btw)

>spurs end up with the easiest draw
RIGGED

POOR LITTLE BODO GLIMT

>>150452193
cheers

>bodo
not looking good for the my norwegian fellas

>>150452185
>What you said was Arsenal will get eliminated in the group stage
No I didnt. I just disputed the fact that you're not still in your banter era. Which you are. Because you always lose lol

>>150451969
>implying Kev won't slap up his old club and get a standing ovation from the Etihad

>>150452177
It’s easy they got shit teams that will defend the whole game and still win 1-0 Id rather big clubs

this is a conspiracy against ligue 1

>>150452170
More transparent than Kaka's magical hand?

>>150452201
Bodo will draw with Atleti for sure

>>150452172
top of the table. check 'em

>almaty at home
wew that was a close one

OLYMPIYACOS VS PAFOS

>>150452196
who did Sunderland get in the draw?

>>150452118
Because they're trying to push Lamine Yamal as a good player for marketing reasons despite him being worse than Lorenzo Insigne

fat forest bloke away to Kazakhstan lol

>Spuds with a soft schedule
If they fuck up, they'll get laugh at forever.

>>150451969
KDB is going to absolutely bum City for kicking him out

ayo thats the cocaine dealer

Kairat vs Olympiacos hahhahahahhaha

all those Almaty away games

We were saved with 4 easy teams in the final draw YES YES

is there politics between greece and pafos in cyprus? are they the right part of cyprus?

Damn, Olympiacos vs Barça, Madrid, Arsenal and Kaira away

>>150452227
not a good draw for our teams, but we avoided long travels at least..

>Juve and Napoli vs Benfica and Sporting
lol
Uefa, please

>>150452241
Fortunately for them, NS Mura did not qualify this year.

>>150452237
lmao seething. speak up lad, i cant hear you from down there in 15th.

>>150452172
like our chances

>>150452236
Brothers derby

>>150452262
obsessed with the toon marra

>>150452064
>Pafos

>>150452273
15th lol

>>150452252
Maybe a win against Paris, otherwise eliminated.

NAPOLI DE BRUYNE TO FACE MAN CITY

>>150452260
Serie A teams are nothing special, Jj is bland as fuck and Napoli is going to crash out due to Gonde's chickenshit attitude in yurop games

they should change it to
pot 1 teams play
>1 pot1
>1 pot2
>2 pot3/4 each
pot 2
>2 pot1
>1 pot2
>1 pot3
>2 pot4
pot 3
>2 pot1
>2 pot2
>1 pot 3
>1 pot 4
pot 4
>2 pot1
>2 pot2
>1 pot 3
>1 pot 4

this way teams would go back to the less exhausting 6 games structure and gain an advantage being in a higher pot
no I did not check if that's mathematically possible

>PSV
lmao
get fucked

>>150452258
Yes Pafos is from the non-occupied part

>>150452297
Napoli is gonna crash out because Rrahmani sucks ass against good teams and the fat fuck Belgian hurt his bussy

>>150452263
>Under Armour

>>150452264
It's so over

>>150452250
>>150452259
What is the advantage for Kairat playing home?

Where is man united?

>>150452345
...is this a good draw for Napoli?

>bilbao is one of 3 spanish clubs
so who are the other two?

who is the guy in Pafos logo?

>>150452348
If you play them at home then you avoid an away trip to Kazakhstan.

Kek @ Newcastle. Should be some matches though.

>>150452252
>>150452264
a part these feel like EL matches

this shit is going too fast for individual posts now

our best mates at St James Park
lush

>>150452368
Evagoras Pallikarides.

UEFAlona getting a Europa League level group

More news at 8.

OSIMHEN VS MAN CITY/LIVERPOOL

>>150452389
this had my mate seething last year saying the same

>>150452297
playing against italian teams is always annoying tho.

>>150452214
What is this? >>150451975
And finishing second is not banter era.
Banter era is not being to attract quality players
Banter era is suffering heavy defeats like 6-0
Banter era is getting stuck in same position for several season, like 4th in PL and RO16 in CL

By your idiotic definition, every team that don't win a tournament is in a banter era.

avoided Borat away
get in

>>150452368
Greek Cypriot hero who fought for independence from Britain and enosis with Greece

>>150452417
>>150452389
group stages were always like that, at least we get more games between big hitters

>>150452362
There's 5? Barça, RealMa, Atlético Madrid and Villarreal.

>>150452438
That Liverpool v Galatasaray game will be great

>>150452250
you are gonna be playing with even more frontier villages today when you ll be demoted to conference

great draws for Copehagen

that's all folks

Why is a pajeet representing Pafos?

>>150452473
is it?

>Pafos vs Kairat Almaty
Champions League Football
once in a lifetime
what a time to be alive

>>150452476
>Madrid v Kairat
good match

>>150452491
almost couldn't get easier picks from each pot. from my pov

Arsenal bros. Just give us the title already. This is an easy tournament for us. Yall gonna be feel really stupid next June when we lift the title

So, Benfica, PSV, Newcastle, Brugge and PSG, even Real got the worse...?

>>150452509
could've gotten Ajax away. Would've been great for me to visit.

almaty

we're beating liverpool at home

>Barcelona
Jesus fuck, with how high up mendilivar plays we'll get obliterated
Not happy about kairat away too, too far.
The home games are kinda winnable though

>>150452540
next year bro

>>150452552
Feels cozy

>>150452494
a good geography lesson for many

>>150452552
Looks beautiful

>>150452552
>Cinder track
absolutely 100% not based

>>150452476
Good job on the thankless work

>>150452476
cheers la

Real isn’t ready for Karaiskakis stadium

>>150452552
>Centralny Stalinskaya
14/12/2025, 20:00
Temperature: -28C, clear sky

>>150452596
>>150452607
no worries, keep on keeping on

>>150452552
How's the cooming there?

>>150444002

move here

UEFAlona has it easy as fuck sans PSG and Chelsea

PSG's schedule is pretty insane

>>150452552
BUT CAN THEY PLAY ON A FREEZING NIGHT IN KAZAKSTAN???

>>150452252
Brutal

THE LEVEL OF HATE AGAINST PSG IS INSANE
2 SEASONS IN A ROW DRAW OF DEATH
GO FUCK YOURSELF UEFA