Thread 150454439

you will never convince me that Man United signed Hojlund for any reason
other than his name sounds like Haaland.
Let’s be honest, at least half of his rep was purely down to him being a young Scandinavian striker with a similar name to Haaland and people didn’t want to miss that boom again. The reality is that he isn’t very good:
• Passing-Awful
• Shooting-Awful
• Movement-Awful
• Duel winning-Awful
• Hold up play-Awful
— he’s statistically one of the worst number 9’s in the entire league.
We bought him for €85 million euros, and now we’re selling him (two years later) for €45 million.
What a disappointment…

scott mctominay won "mvp" just for arriving in the box and scoring. you don't need technical ability anymore

would be really fucking funny if he tears it up at napoli

Mark Goldbridge ain’t gonna be happy about this one.
Hjolund was his mole in the camp that leaked to him all of the lineups and drama

watch conte turn him into the second coming of prime van basten

Goodbye mr. Spotty

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>>150454439 (OP)
R9 regen incoming

>>150454456
Serie A must be a farmers league if it’s making mctominay look world class

>>150454439 (OP)
How come every new yanited signing turns out djemba djemba tier

You just say flop here too

>>150454629
It's like asking why Mars tourists die of lack of oxygen. Consider McTominay for the reverse example of what happens when you are suddenly FREED! from a godforsaken fucking swamp.

>>150454439 (OP)
He's leaving a team who just lost to Grimsby fielding their strongest XI, to join the reigning italian champions.
He'll live in a non-shithole in a system much better suited for him. He'll destroy Serie A, 15 goals this season easy. 25 next year, while Sesko will score 5 and 6 and then get sold to Werder Bremen for 20 million euro.

>>150455124

difference is that McTominay was pretty good for Man United and only sold because he had value. Slow Hoj is complete dogshit.

>>150454439 (OP)
He was a good player is Atalanta. Everyone is manure has been a fucking ticking bomb of awfulness. They are like a black hole that sucks the talent out of players. Amrabat to United? MIA after being sought after by the likes of Barcelona. Mctimmonay and Antony? Shine again. United is the problem. Is a shame Barcelona isn't in the financial position to take Holjund in.

Hojlund isn't that bad, United was already shit before him and will continue to be shit
They bought a dude who had scored about 15 goals at Série A for 80m like he would be Haaland, not his fault
Then you have autistic cunts like Amorim and his insistence with a failed formation

>>150454439 (OP)
>loan with buy option clause to become mandatory

what the fuck does this even mean?

I've always rooted for him and I will continue to do so moving forward. Rasmus!

Napoli is becoming a Manchester refugee center

>>150454557
why would someone with basically infinite money go to a jeet?

>>150455219
Based Grimsby chads
https://x.com/gabsavfc_/status/1960791184315388222?s=46&t=nl-WzMeWLp9oUAnHxahAOg