Thread 150484832

Tottenham XI: Vicario, Porro, Romero, Van de Ven, Spence, Sarr, Joao Palhinha, Bentancur, Kudus, Richarlison, Johnson

>Subs: Kinsky, Danso, Tel, Udogie, Gray, Bergvall, Solomon, Odobert, Davies

Bournemouth XI: Petrovic, Smith, Diakite, Senesi, Truffert, Adams, Brooks, Scott, Tavernier, Semenyo, Evanilson

>Subs: Dennis, Christie, Gannon-Doak, Adli, Kluivert, Soler, Faivre, Kroupi, Hill

stream link?

Real thread

>>150484832 (OP)
we got this

lel

Batter them Bournemouth

IT'S THE HISTORY OF THE TOTTENHAM

Spuds gonna fuck up my bet

>>150484832 (OP)

SPUDS ARE BACK
SPUDS ARE BACK
SPUDS ARE BACK
AND THEY'RE NEVER GONNA GO AWAY AGAIN

JUST REMEBER, OUT THERE SOMEWHERE SILVERWARE, 2 DECADES AWAY AGAIN

(repeat verse)

(To the tune of Cock Sparrer's we're coming back again)

WTF why do Bournemouth look so good?

is footybite fucked for anyone else?

>>150485174
Why would you bet on a team which has weakened since finishing 17th?

Bournemouth have a new fan

>>150485260
All my streams are fucked

wtf already a goal
lmao never change tottenham

Getting absolutely battered here

Thomas Fra-ACK

stream pls

Spence is such a shit player

What's the var in the Burhley game?

>>150485324
Porro Johnson and Romero have beeb worse so far

bournemouth should be at least 3 up now

>>150485324
i think he's quite good generally

VDV and Spence both hitting the same animation at the same time

Why is Johnson so bad at everything except tap ins

>>150485413
I think the problem is that Johnson and Kudus are doing NOTHING to help in the pressure.

>>150485684
Johnson doesnt do much outside tap inside, Richarluson falling over too easily

Richarlison looks like shit

Get Big Dom on

>>150485774
Not even on the bench, might be injured

pigeon commander playing like absolute shite so far

does Johnson not look up when making interceptions??? If I was in the stadium I would be looking to my side and wondering if there's a hidden camera. That's how shit they are being. Did they win ar Ciry and think "ha, well season is over lol"

Johnson + Richarlison stinker
Palinha + VDV masterclass

sarr's barely had a touch

Do you think the Spurs players are nervous playing in front of Simons

What an awful first half. Play like CL winners against City and back to playing like shit again.

>>150485960
Spurs quality is inversely proportional to whatever team they're facing

I said it before in the other thread and I'll say it again: Brennan Johnson is rubbish and not top 4 standard.

The whole midfield is rubbish too outside the DM. I've been banned multiple times on Spurs forums for correctly pointing out that Bentancur actually isn't that good, and isn't remotely damaging.

>>150486004
Palinha is better at doing everything Bentancur usually does, so he's pretty wasted on the field.

would like to see how many times richarlison gave the ball away in that half

Half time black vaginas and tits

>>150486055
This but also Johnson

>>150486004
How's retirement, Ange?
Too soon to judge on Raphina, agree BJ is poor not seen enough on Bentacur due to injuries and racism

surely they can only go up from here, right?

>>150486099
>Too soon to judge on Raphina
who?

>>150486137
Palinha auto correct

Frank tactical masterclass incoming

chickenball fcbros...

>>150486130
They have 0 shots. It would be shocking if second half isn't an improvement.

No Solanke on the bench is a bit of a disaster considering the circumstances. A guy like that would be perfect for Spurs right now.
Going to have to hope the young boys Odobert and Tel can get things done, cause it certainly ain't coming from Johnson and Richarlison.
They also need a real midfielder on lol. At least try Gray over Potato Bentancur.

>>150486165
You rank Solanke?

>>150486099
>Bentacur
i've never seen a player with such a strong adherence to playing it safe. this guy absolutely hates being bold, and loves nothing more than a simple back pass.

>>150486227
That gets said about a lot of midfielders, Winks got unfairly slated for it. Personally I liked PEH

>>150486227
Cause he's been injured and crunched so many times now he fears bravery

>le makes no half time changes manager
had enough of this

wonder what big club is gonna waste excess amounts of money on semenyo

>>150486376
if spuds were smart, they would. he's clearly 100 times better than brennan johnson

I thought Kudus could become the new Mbeumo
But he's just the fat arsed nig part

Saw some mong in /epl/ the other day claiming to be a Spurs fan, he said that Ange hated Bissouma

Spurs spursing spursy spurs

I miss Ange's first 10 games

Why do people not believe Vicario is a world-class keeper?

frank out

>>150486499
because he's prone to the yips at times. he's a very nervy gk but not totally terrible

>>150486499
So you're saying he's on the level of alisson, donnarumma, raya and courtois? Time to put the joint down.

>>150486499
Let him prove that he is one

BENTANCUR YOU USELESS CUNT

When you ask Spurs to break you down, they can't do it

unreal how bad spurs are playing today
every time they go forward it's like they all have cerebral palsy

See how shit Bentancur is? Too scared to be bold with any play he makes.

forgot xavi is there watching this shit. gives me extreme secondhand embarrassment

>>150486684
Now imagine how embarrassed he felt when the only club on the planet which wanted him was Spurs

How can they win vs Manchester City but struggle with Bournemouth? Is Bournemouth just better than MC?

>>150486736
i'll never understand why decent players want to join >us. so many less soul-destroying options out there.

wtf did they mean by this?

might go for a poo

vicario you had no right to be screaming there. that was all you bro

Good that I made at least a bet in Bundesliga, so those shitters from Tottenham won't make me lose my money entirely...

>>150486772
Because Man City play possession and Spurs pressed high and played on the counter. Bournemouth are sitting back and giving Spurs the initiative and then snuffing all their initiatives out.

Ppl will scapegoat Richarlison for this, but the real problem is the midfield. Just terrible 2bh.
Sarr and Bentancur have been there for years and they've never been much good. Time to move on.

>>150486889
I thought everybody in Premier League plays possession.

SHOT ON TARGET
SHOT ON TARGET
SHOT ON TARGET

SPUDS ARE SHITE

>1 shot
>0.00 xG

did someone forget to sort out Frank with his uppers or what?

Bournemouth's pressing is superhuman. This team could easily win the Conference league without trying if they were allowed in it.

This is so ass. 1 shot on target at 68 mins.

>>150486896
He did lose the ball a lot, only saving grace has been Vicario. We already know Porro can't defend. Miss Michael Dawson so much

kind of just pulling for Bournemouth to score again so I can stop watching

Honestly played better against Bournemouth when >we only had 9 men all 2nd half 6 years ago or so

Maybe Liverpool weren't shit after all in that game, maybe Bournemouth are just insanely good

still pooing lads what am i missing?

SPENCE YOU FUCK. WHY ARENT YOU MAKING SOME SORR OF MOVE TO OPEN SPACE FOR KUDUS TO PASS OR SOMETHING JESUS.

0-5 of it wasn't for Vicario.
Shocking game.

Begvall absolutely anticipated that shit pass lmao

SAVE ME, BERGVALL

Bournemouth about to sit back and end up dropping points after dominating?

>>150487190
Exactly like the away fixture last year

It's okay this is why we signed Simons

Haha Odobert is so shit.

Why isn't this twink starting every match?

Bournemouth is finally gassed out

how are Tottenham fans feeling that they got absolutely outplayed at home - by a ransacked Mememouth who should be three nil up ?

>>150487325
>beat man city last week
>international break coming
i fully expected expected it

>play like shit
>don't change anything

frank is a fraud

I've decided that Kudus rarely passes it quick enough

>>150487395
porro was getting roasted by semenyo, i thought taking him off, moving spence over and sticking udogie on was sensible

>>150487490
Tel in wasn’t sensible nor bentacurr

Get Madders on with his crutch

Buy West Ham players, get West Ham results.

>>150487520
tel will score the equaliser

>>150487395
>be Thomas Frank
>look at bench to change the game
>Solomon no knees jew
>Davies and Danso
>>>>tel that has done nothing for Spurs

fuck that would have been sweet

Well at least you signed the player no fucker else wanted
A black that even Chelsea wouldn't pay up for. LMAO!

Season over.
100% no way they are doing anything with this squad. This is what happens when you don't turn it over quickly enough and hang onto junk like Bentancur and Sarr.

>>150487835
>Season over
hysterical little mong

Best players today have been Vicario, and Bergvall despite himonly being on for about half an hour. >We're fucking shit

>>150487632
I just mean he should have changed the formation or something

At least I won't have listen to people calling richarlison good.

>>150487866
Nah you're an idiot who never learns. Same deal as every other season, there is always that one result that confirms nothing has changed.
You cannot play this diabolically bad and recover. Too many problems. Too many hopeless players.

The title race is over. Frank out.

>>150487987
idiot child

>>150488105
>no argument
No problem idiot.
I've probably been watching footy since before you were born.

>>150488128
time for bed son you've got yourself all worked up over nothing

>>150488314
I'm more than happy to keep correctly labeling you an idiot who doesn't know much about football :)

>>150488101
I don't think >we were ever in the title race, but Bergvall should have come on sooner, Porro off for Udogie, although I get why they didn't want to rush him back from injury, and Johnson had no call being played

>>150488706
Spurs aren't even in the top 4 race.
15 shots to 0 after 60 minutes on your home deck playing Bournemouth. Miles off.

Your Bournemouths, your Brightons

Is this real?

>>150488940
the aussie's right. it's so over.
xavi simons does not fix this. there is a huge deficiency in midfield.

Ange died for this

>>150488402
>city lose to us
>liverpool lose to forest
>we lose to bournemouth
URRGGHHH SEASON OVER
you are an idiot child

>>150486943
agreed, bournemouth's style of play is perfect for it, but they won't finish higher than 8th in the league this year
some teams just have a way of playing that works against middling foreign sides, as west ham proved in 2023

IT'S JUST WHO WE ARE MATE

>>150488974
I mean Spurs finished 17th last season, EL was nice and all but the league is the best indicator on where a team is at. It will take several seasons to fix this unless you have a miracle season like Leicester.

>>150507876
Short memory or young? Redknapp turned around Spurs pretty quickly, from relegation contender to top 4.
Chelsea went from 10th place and a measly 50 points in 15/16 to winning the title with a massive 92 points in 16/17.

There is no rule that says rebuilds or turnarounds must take X amount of time. The problem Tottenham have is that their midfield is rubbish, but the players they have there seem to have a big reputation. Bentancur and Sarr are not top 4 standard, let alone title winning standard,
Palhinha was a solid addition, but nowhere near enough. Losing the shot count 0-16 on your home deck at the hour mark means there is a serious failure in midfield.

>>150496309
No, you're an idiot.
It's less about the result and more about the manner of the result.
16 shots to 0 after an hour. Midfield completely and utterly incapable of dealing with a hot press. This squad is completely hopeless and cannot be fixed short-term.

>>150496448
>anOSU
>texasss
>matthew mcconaughey
>poch
name a more fraudolent picture

BRING BACK ANGE

>>150484832 (OP)
Very disappointing from spurs

>>150496448
One Piece Live Action looking good so far

>>150565081
based on what?

>>150568302
Kizaru = sunglasses guy

Get it now?

>>150484832 (OP)
How did this Bournemouth team win?

>>150488101
this

>>150496309
Retard

>5 day old matchthread
Board's gone

>NFL failed to knock a week old match thread off /sp/

sad

eternal /coys/

>>150595508
What are you talking about?

>>150603054
Just saying great win for spores tonight

>>150606354
but they lost