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>>150241390

whats the point of this game is over

wtf is Kang doing kek

>>150522948
Last thread lasted two weeks.
Let's do this.

>>150522948
Let's not be too cocky

FUCK MARSEILLE

>>150522983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmzcbXPYqHg
This game was top kino

>>150522983
Kinoest match I have seen

No idea what's in the webm but considering the filename I have to post it
>>150523105
Seconded, at the very least it's among the best

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT IN THE LOCKER ROOM !!!!!

>>150523087
Come to think of it, De Zerbi does have a permanent JUST haircut.

>>150523136
kek

You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 3
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>>150523284
Is there any suspense?

>>150522914 (OP)
>rabiot
>pogba
>mikautadze
Lmaooo

>>150523284
Finally a title race Marseille can dominate

The following clubs are currently doing better than OM :
>Angers
>Toulouse
>Strasbourg

>>150523306
I'm sorry but for me, it's Lorient.
It's note every day that someone not only gets 7-1'd at home and breaks the record of most goal conceded in a half time.
Now if there is another brawl in the OM locker room, I will gladly change my vote. That would be some generational KWABing

>>150523585
Genesio'd

>>150523343
Rabiot is coming back

>>150523477
kek

>>150524627
He was shipped to AC Milan

To think this picture is real really makes you think

>>150533283
>German in charge of Paris
OH N-

>>150533767
The worst part is how quick Nasser fired him when he was doing well with a cancerous lockeroom

>>150534393
Way to rewrite history uh?
The start of the season was awful, tuchel was constantly moaning about transfers, he had managed to have the sport director demoted and he wanted the new sport director to fuck off, he on his own decided to do interviews where he criticized the club. Let's not forget he made shitters join the club. He failed and got fired for it. Now I must admit that lucho is a lucky mofo, at least with football. He joined at the perfect moment with a competent sport director and the full confidence of the club, he didn't to deal with messi, made Neymar and verrait leave and had excellent players to join the club.

>>150535287
Same coach who got PSG its first UCL final btw.

He was unjustly sacked and you know it.
>moaning about transferts
Yes and? He wanted players that fit HIS plan. The only reason Enrique succeeded is because Nasser and the other fuckers at the PSG direction bent over for Enrique and he was able to build a team around his identity. Tuchel wasn't given this treatment. And Tuchel immediately succeeded afterward with Chelsea for the same reason Enrique did with PSG. So I really don't get your point.

>>150535333
Yep, rewriting history. The 2020 cl was a bullshit format with one leg games during covid, PSG had an europa league tier run, tuchel succeeded at Chelsea with a squad he didn't choose, the following season when he could buy the players he wanted, he failed. He's an overrated manager who doesn't know how to pick players and who always have issues with his player and his bosses. Stop behaving like a woman, respect the truth

HERE WE GO

>>150536259
good signing for OMerde desu

who is mikataudzes agent?

>>150533283
does he really have a role, or it's all political?

>>150536259
Kinda neat to see all those NT bound players in Ligue 1

>>150538698
me

>>150548610
most of them are literally washed up

>>150551629
Still gives good exposure and quality to the league

>international break
This is now /national general/
Where my Le Puy Foot bros at

>>150560691
>national
You now remember this classic
https://youtu.be/Wca0WxffR6Q?feature=shared

>>150561485
No I don't.
Redpill me pls

>>150562506
Basically Evian Thonon Gaillard, before Evian Thonon Gaillard.

>>150565639
You now remember Louhans-Cuiseaux

>>150566695
I should've used the correct logo

>>150565639
pretty grim what they've become.

>>150567282
forgot the logo

To me, one of the saddest recent death in French Football history is Tours. Okay the club wasn't great, and a "low tier" legendary status club like a Red Star or AS Cannes, but this club was a milestone of central France, like Orleans. The fact they disappeared for good earlier this year is an infamy.

Hell, Giroud fucking played there, he should have give them a fat check to insure their survival. I don't understand why pros never or BARELY give enough money to make their first or clubs that open them the gate of becoming a star in good condition. If i was a multimillionnaire pro, i would have either become a shareholder of my first club or... give them a quick million to set them good for years.

>>150567443
>>150567492
>Tours died and Le Mans is in Ligue 2
It's not fair.
>t. tourangeau

>>150567282
What have they become?

>>150580332
>nuked by DNCG (you already know)
>ditched by Danone (who at the time was backing up financially the club when they were ETG
>club now flirting with 5 and 6th division every year

>>150560868
kek

>France - Ukraine
I sleep
>Saint Brieuc - Valenciennes
REAL SHIT

A moment of silence if you please, for our fallen comrades. All missed dearly.
>Nîmes Olympique, killed by owner hubris
>CS Sedan Ardennes and FC Sochaux Montbéliard, killed by distant ownership
>Chamois Niortais, murdered by DNCG
>Gazélec Ajaccio, shot in the back of the head by a mafia hitman
>FC Geugnon and AC Ajaccio, killed by banks
>les Girondins, involuntary homicide at the hands of Gérard Lopez

And some hopeful thoughts for AS Nancy Lorraine that is doing a surprisingly good turnaround and seem to be headed in the right direction after a pretty painful fall.

topkek

Which of these teams is the most soulful? I used to semi-support Lyon but I found out they're posh and their fans are right-wing so I'm having to re-pick. Marseille was another team I liked when I was younger but now they have Greenwood and are too much of an easy non-PSG pick.
So I've narrowed it down to:
>ASSE
>RC Lens
>Nantes
>Toulouse

I've been told that Nantes historically play very soulful attacking football but that the current management set up doesn't do it. Also their colours kind of suck and remind me of Norwich City.
I'm leaning towards AS Saint-Etienne because of their history, kits and a decent UK band named themselves after them.

merci

>>150596317
Honesly right now? Gottta be RC Lens.
Peak homely working class ambiance, and the club managed lately to purchase their historical stadium, a proper English looking Stadium, so you'll feel right at home watching them play

>>150596317
>ASSE
>RC Lens
A bit similar in what they represent : both were THE historical blue-collar, factory clubs in France. each had its own rivalry with the nearby big city full of fancy people. With Lyon in ASSE's case and Lille for Lens.
Right now though, ASSE has been mismanaged by its current owners for a while and have been doing pretty poorly for a moment. They're stuck being a yo-yo-club right now.
Lens on the other hand is having a pretty impressive revival.
Both of them are considered to have some of if not the best stadium atmospheres and crowds in France. Lens notoriously has a stadium that can seat more people than live in the city itself.
I guess it can come down to "norf vs saff" although Saint Etienne isn't exactly that southern. Lens is proper north though, complete with a carnival giant wearing the RC Lens jersey.
>Nantes
Right now the club is a shadow of its former self. The days of the "nantaise style" of attacking football is in the past. Clubs just don't really have a style of play as part of their identity anymore. You can't be identified by your play style long term when an average coaching tennure lasts 3 seasons.
The supporters are still pretty dedicated despite the ups and downs and the weird ownership decisions. I was in Nantes for their Coupe de France win in 23 and let me tell you the city was going absolutely wild. Fireworks in the plazas, people climbing the fountains, monuments and scaffoldings in town, packed crowds all over the place.
Pretty involved in its regional derbies over Nantes being or not being in Bretagne depending on who you ask.
>Toulouse
I really don't know that much about it, the south-west is a big geographic blindspot of mine, I've never been there.
I follow some rugby so if the TéFéCé supporters are anything like the Stade Toulousain guys, it should be pretty nice because they have the best crowd in french rugby.
The club itself has never been that great in terms of performance.

UNOFFICIAL LIGUE 1 SOVL RANKINGS
Please disagree and exlain why.
>Eternally blessed with inspiration
RC Lens
>SOVL
OM
OL
>Ganbaroooo let's try our best!
Nice
LOSC
Le Havre
Rennes
Lorient
Brest
Toulouse
>fighting to keep the flame alive
AJ Auxerre
FC Metz
Nantes
RC Strasbourg (interesting case : used to have one of the most dedicated supporter bases in the country, barely dropping when the club was relegated all the way down to the 5th tier IIRC, but the recent BlueCo corporate shenanigans and being treated like Chelsea's reserve team has really annoyed the supporters, understandably so)
>severed from the divine light
Monaco
>bruh your stadium is half empty all the time, this is just sad
Angers SCO
>corporate entity
PSG
>we'll have to wait and see
Paris FC

>>150598612
Am I blind or did you miss out AS Saint-Etienne?

>>150598612
>OL
mega sovl now that they're poor

>>150598755
They are in Ligue 2 this season.

>>150598774
Oh so I'm not blind, just stupid. At least that makes my pick easier: Lens for L1 and ASSE for L2.
If they were in L1 this year, where would you put them?

>>150598814
On top, just to annoy my buddies from Lyon :^)

NATIONAL MULTIPLEX JUST KICKED OFF
Le Puy Foot bros, today is our day.

Ebin
Simply ebin

is this the ukraine france general?

>>150598774
and they are gonna be staying there for long

>>150601810
>>150601993
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>>150598612
Auxerre historically deserves the same tier as RC Lens, remember the early 2000s with Guy Roux

>>150600624
>>150600759
the standings are KINO not gonna lie, but completely forgot Sochaux is in national, for some reason i was mandela effect'd in believing they were still in ligue 2

well, the boys won the game against ukies

>>150602214
Versailles in Ligue 2 would be based as fuck.

>>150598612
>Angers that low
aww...

>>150602147
They just aren't what they once were unfortunately.
>mfw they last minute denied a transfer despite shaking hands on it with Lens, the player had to secretely set up a later meeting with his agent and the Lens sporting director in a McDonalds out of town and was then banned from travelling by AJA

>>150608290
Same anon but I'm not bored at my work computer in Luxembourg.
Trust me when I say I want nothing more than /myguys/ to do well but the Loire Valley just isn't a very sportsy place, trying to get some traction around clubs like SCO is an uphill battle. SCO, Tours, Orléans, Le Mans don't have very strong identities or traditions with their supporters. Nothing really does, it's not like the south-west where rugby gets all the attention.
It's still kind of a "sunny days" club. When things are good, people show up. When they're not, the stadium is almost empty. It's something the players themselves complained about because when big teams come to play, it's been described as a home game for the visiting team. More people come to support PSG or OM than our home club.
It's sad but that's just how it is.
The 24 promotion night was K I N O though, lasted all the way to like 3 in the morning with the club wheeling out the parade bus.
>>150606165
>Versailles vs ESTAC
>both clubs owned by City Group
>it's two different City Groups
huh?

>>150598814
And if you're going to pay attention to some Ligue 2 (the second best league in the world, source : me) then
>LIGUE 2 QRD and SOVL indicator
>Amiens SC
One of the "what-ifs" of northern football, they've spent ages in National and everyone wondered if they'd ever have it in them to climb to Ligue 2. They did in 2015-16. And in 2016-17 they climbed to Ligue 1 at the end of the most unbelievably KINO title race in recent memory. No, seriously, look it up, it even has an writeup on english language wikipedia.
They have a really nice stadium too, and pretty good attendance.
>Annecy
Low-table mountain boys. Had one of the weirdest incident happen to them a few seasons ago which started one of the most unusual rivalries. At the very end of the 22-23 season, Annecy was in a relegation battle. So was Rodez, which was playing in Bordeaux. During the game, a guy jumped into the pitch and punched one of the Rodez players leading to the cancellation of the match and putting the relegation race in a really weird spots because this cancellation could lead to Rodez getting a default win which would mean Annecy would be relegated. It then turned out that the guy was from Annecy, leading some to speculate he was trying to shift the game against Rodez to help Annecy stay up. The club put out a statement saying this was a betrayal of competition and they would not accept this outcom, the club owner announced he would sue Rodez for financial compensation. Rodez ownership accused them of underhandedly promoting violence. There has been some bad blood between the two ever since.
In the end, Annecy was scheduled to be relegated but wasn't because of shenanigans surrounding the financial situation in Sochaux. It's complicated.

>Bastia
One of the historical corsican clubs meaning there will be regional rivalries and violence and constant chaos with ownership and finances. That's just how they roll in Corsica.
The pitch can get horrendous because of the hot weather too, sometimes games are pretty much played on dirt.
>Boulogne
I know absolutely nothing about them, they get promoted to Ligue 2 and had some good days in the 90s, I was too young to remember that. Sorry :c
>Clermont Foot 63
Clermont is one of THE rugby cities in France. The local rugby club, ASM, is one of the best clubs in France and one of the better clubs in Europe. For decades, that caught all the love of the city and football had very little presence.
IIRC CF63 was created in the mid 90s and only became professionnal in the late 2000s. They're kind of a Ligue 2 mainstays although they did play two seasons in Ligue 1 recently, then dropped and barely escaped relegation to National. Currently in a bit of a financial hole because they are expanding on their delightfuly lobsided stadium. I will forever miss the absurdity of assymetrical Gabriel Montpied. Pic related.
>Dunkirk
A pretty recent arrival into Ligue 2. IIRC they got promoted in 2022. Then they were pretty bad in the first half of the 22-23 season. Then they moneyballed their way through the winter transfer window. The second half of their 22-23 season was the best of ANY club in a first or second division in the top 6 european leagues, it was INSANE to witness. They seemed ready to be a yo-yo-club between National and Ligue 2 and with one transfer window they became a promotion contender. They've made the promotion playoff every time since but always came short.
Also their stadium is tiny, is built pretty low and that's a problem because it's a very windy town so they have to learn to play without too many crosses otherwise their big plans could be thwarted by a random gust of wind.

>Grenoble
The other mountain club. Used to be the weeb club : in the 2000s they were owned by a japanese corporation that played up the "nippon connection" angle for the club's identity going so far as to hae the creator of Captain Tsubasa design mascots for the club. Said corporation horribly mismanaged the club, so much so that it went through liquidation in 2011. it was recreated after that and had to restart from scratch. They got back up to Ligue 2 in 2018 and have managed to become stable there ever since.
>En Avant Guingamp
One of the "village clubs". Pretty much the pet projects of then billionnaire Noel Le Graet who from there became increasingly involved in french football and the french FA until he was housted recently for being a corrupt sex pest. The club is pretty involved in the breton derbies as it represents inland Bretagne (while also not being Rennes). Notorious for its stadium that has a capacity of 19k while Guingamp has a population of 7000.
>Laval
The infamous "minimum wage clubs", home of the "SMICards du football". Hosted in a pretty blue-collar town that most people can't place on a map because nobody ever, EVER goes to Mayenne, there's nothing to do there if you're not a farmer or a factory worker and it's not even in some scenic, picturesque mountains. Still has some pretty dedicated support considering how bad the club has performed at points and how small the city of Laval is. Once changed their logo through a contest and the winner is rumoured to have traced a frame of Captain Tsubasa.

>Le Mans
Utter shite, horrible, burn them down
>t. turo-angevin in exile
In all seriousness, the club was actually part of an interesting project that has been completely memoryholed. Insurance company MMA, historically from Le Mans, had plans with the city to expand on the reputation of the area based on the 24h race and turn Le Mans into an event epicenter for the west of the country, between Paris and Nantes, to compete with the scene-heavy Angers and Tours. A lot was invested into building a new huge stadium and increasing the club's scope. The stadium had France's first naming contract for a sport venue, calling it the MMArena. IIRC it was not the first in Europe but not that far. And now naming contracts for stadiums are all over the place. The full project did not pan out that well : Le Mans played 6 seasons in Ligue 1 IIRC, dropped and kept dropping. They're back in Ligue 2 for the first time in years and plays in a mostly empty oversized stadium.
>Montpellier
One of the last family-owned clubs though that is now starting to be an issue. Had a miracle run just as PSG was bought up by the qatari and then firmly stood in the middle of the table. hings eroded over time and they just got relegated to Ligue 2. Have a stadium in notoriousy bad shape.
>Nancy-Lorraine
Wenth through the whole gauntlet recently : historical club in its area, had some good times in the past decades. Got bought up and things went south, DNCG made things worse... And somehow they are now bouncing and regenerating. Not that long ago, a lot of the owners sold their shares leaving the club with only two owners who decided to invest more. The club called back historical coach Pablo Correa and they are climbing their way back to the top, who know where they will stop? Just a few seasons abo with Pedretti as their coach it looked like they would be a fallen giant but things are looking up now.

>Pau FC
Another historical rugby town. Except the project to make Pau a football town too is a lot older. in the 90s, there were big plans and huge spendings to try and brute-force promotion. It did not work, the club went through several insolvencies and had to start all over. RIght now, they are somewhat stable in Ligue 2. They've changed stadium a lot and right now play in the smallest venue in pro french football, one of the smallest in the pro circuits in Europe with just 4000 seats. They call it the Nouste Camp. Cheeky.
>Red Star
Historically the workers' club of the parisian area. So historical infact that its name and imagery actually predate the use of the red star as a symbol by communists.It has had a lot of ups and downs in its long history and right now it's in a weird spot. It is a historically blue collar club that is owned by an american corporation but it's still struggling as a yo-yo club between Ligue 2 and National. Some oldheads have been complaining about the club becoming gentrified with some detached "supporters" coming towards it for political reasons more than anything. They climbed back up to Ligue 2 last season and spent most of it in a relegation battle.
>Reims
One of the fallen giants of french football. They were THE dominant club in the 50s with five titles between 1949 and 1960 and two cups and they made the final of the first edition of the champion's league in 56. Bad financial decisions in the 80s led to insolvancy in 91 and the club has been rebuilding ever since. They used to have the oldest supporter organizations in France IIRC the Allez Reims group started in the 1930s, but was dissolved after the club went bankrupt. It was retooled into the still existing Ultrem group.

>Rodez
We've talked about them with Annecy. They are pretty stable in the mid to lower part of the Ligue 2 table, having been there for 6 seasons or so. It's nice to see them here because Rodez is a small town in a part of the south-south-west that is more of a rugby territory. Still very much a small-town club and happy to be one, known for its cordial supporters : they are not even trying to grow any sort of ultra movement, it's just not going to work in a place that has more of a rugby influence and it's more fun to have a beer with the visiting team's kop. Constantly on a shoestring budget even on the Ligue 2 scale. Fun fact : Zidane is one of the clube's shareholder.
>ASSE
The eternal question is : will they be able to climb up this season? And if not, how hard will we laugh at them?
>Troyes/ESTAC
The city of Troyes has had several pro clubs to do fairly well and then explode or be forced to merge. The current club, ESTAC, started in the late 80s and had some good days in the early 2000s going so far as to win an Intertoto cup. And then it's been changes in ownership, ups and downs between Ligue 1 and 2 with some catastrophic relegations followed by complete domination over the second division. They've been bought up by the City Group and contrary to what one might think, it did not help the club get better, if anything it's been throwing it into a bad downward spiral. They were supposed to be relegated in 23 but stayed up because Bordeaux was administratively relegated instead. They gave Jean-Marc Furlan his first pro gig as a coach. If you know, you know.

>>150619268
comfy stadium

>>150619701
I've been there for an event and it's a pretty nice stadium.
It's just really, REALLY oversized for the club.
Even in Ligue 1, they averaged at 10k in their 25k capacity venue. They've almost filled it for their promotion playoff game and that was the first time they got close to full capacity.

>>150619279
I really don't understand how Reims fell off this hard and was never able to get back on their feet like a serious Ligue 1 top 10 team. Sainté, LOSC, Strasbourg or Bordeaux all have/had their period as a 4-10 seed in the league for a s couple years, but everytime Reims was ligue 1, it was only to be second half or relegation battle team.

>>150595629
I still miss them

man fuck NT break
so boring

>>150624619
holy shit Gueugnon

>>150602214
Matchday 16 will have the QRM/FC Rouen derby.
SOVL league.

>>150631103
i was noticing the other day there was two Rouennais clubs, who is the most liked club over there between the two?

>>150619255
that logo downgrade needs to be studied

>>150536259
reallly made me laugh when Lucas was like "what did you do" to Pavard, bitch you were born in Marseille kek

>>150602214
>rouen, caen, orléans on the same level as concarneau
Hahaha

>>150647541
Well yeah, they deserve it, they're not that bad

>>150567492
>I don't understand why pros never or BARELY give enough money to make their first or clubs that open them the gate of becoming a star in good condition.
kim jong mboop did it with Caen
*heh*

oh they're seething

>>150662579
>>150662645
>NOOOOOOOOO you can't overwork the players despite the medical team's a-ok, only WE get to do that!
Paris Seethe Germain

>>150662579
>>150662645
pathetic

>>150662579
>>150662645
Real Madrid would never desu

>>150522914 (OP)
Can a kind frenchie give me a QRD on OGC Nice? Their history, their fans, their politics, how they're viewed in general etc.
My mum retired to a small town near Nice so I might go to some matches when I visit her.
All I know about them is that their kit is pretty cool, especially the old school ones.

>>150681541
they're the "racist" club.

>>150681541
They're a meme club honestly. They have all the factors to perform as a football club because Nice and the people from there are 1. Ultra-parochial, as in maybe proudly French now but really see themselves as a separate tribe from Marseillais or any southern city for example, because of the Piemontese influence, and 2) it's the one southern city outside Marseilles that doesn't have any serious rugby fans (Lyon is a football city but they have a ton of rugby fans too).
But like everything in Nice it's ruined by their corruption, their willingness to sell themselves or their mother or their dignity (see Jean Pormanove and his 2 mates, basically classic Niçois subhuman scum who are in the OGN Nice block - autists, Arabs who vote FN/RN without any irony, and Italians) and the fact that the rich people there are extreme snobs or parvenus so don't want to invest in the football team. Now the Ineos dude is there pumping money into them.
They're the one team though who go to derbies via scooter (to Monaco) or via boat (to Bastia) so that's pretty kino

>>150681541
SS Lazio wannabe

>>150682265
>>150683023
I unironically prefer the racists from Bastia than the "racists" from Nice who vote Estrosi, suck Jewish cock and don't even acknowledge they should be part of Italy rather than France

>>150682265
>>150682962
>>150683023
>>150683251
Ah fuck that's disappointing. I even bought their new shirt kek.
Who would you say are the most soulful, non-racist southern team? (Not including OM.)

>>150685039
lol i dunno, maybe Toulouse? Southern France isn't that good in Football anyway besides OMerde, Monaco, and some casual meme teams like Nice, Montpellier. Bordeaux used to, but not anymore because of the fucking DNCG, the organism that gets a boner in killing every good soulful French clubs.

>>150685039
Of you count Grenoble as South then maybe them.
Otherwise probably Toulouse (but they prefer rugby) Montpellier (similar to Toulouse), Nîmes, or the most soulful Cannes which is a historic club, first club of Zidane and gets decent crowd in lower tier in small stadium

>>150685244
Hey now, don't give the DNCG credit for what GerardLopez is perfectly capable of doing on his own.

He's 100% getting buttfucked in the lockerooms.

Three more days until the Ligue returns with a KWAB-off.

>>150596317
Rennes, plus it's the closest L1 club to England so you can come to the stadium

>>150703797
> Il a eu 0 en géographie

bon il est ou le thread du match?

>>150703920
Tout le monde s'en fout apparemment

>>150703907
it's easier to go to rennes than brest from england

>>150703999
voila
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>>150704030

>>150704016
Ever heard of Lille, or even Lens? What kind or retard are you exactly

>>150704090
we are talking about sovl clubs, not gay clubs

>>150704188
Stade Renoi is the least sovlfvll of the breton clubs

>>150704382
most sovlfvl you mean

>>150632668
FC Rouen is the historical club of the city with a solid fanbase, they first played in 1st division in 1936-37 (fifth season of L1) and stayed in 1st divison between 1960 and 1970 but they are mostly a 2nd division club, they had money problems and fell down in amateur divisions at one point but their fanbase (of an impressive size for the division they play in) never left
QRM (Quevilly Rouen Metropole) is historically US Quevilly which for the greatest part of its existence has been an amateur club (played only 2 seasons in 2nd division in the last century), they were known for accomplishing impressive feats in coupe de france (for example they reached the final while being in 3rd division in 2012) and have been considered one of the best amateur clubs france, in 2015 the club started a project with FCR (like sharing money but keeping the 2 teams distinct and making both of them play in rouen's stadium) and renamed themselves QRM, but FCR left the project like 2 years later, QRM chose to keep the name and still plays in rouen's stadium
FCR fans hate the idea of QRM coming to play in their own stadium and putting "rouen" in their name (quevilly is just next to rouen but of course isn't rouen), they often sing "one city, one club, FC Rouen" and there is a rivalry between the 2 clubs now, but FCR's fanbase is much bigger than QRM's (which is logical because they are an historical amateur club and only played in 2nd division like 5 seasons)

>>150698799
Why are you gae

>>150681541
>>150682265
>>150683023
They might be cunts, but just for Michael Jackson wearing their jersey, he single handedly uncringed that shitty club

>>150714383
>Paedophile degenerate who pretends they're white
He must have fit right in with their supporters

>>150714669
Never proven btw, and the "victims" admit they wanted to extort him money.

>>150714383
Kino pic

>>150703797
Are you retarded

>>150598814
what a soulful jersey

We're back these evening letsgooooooooo
11 days old thread
I am proud of you lot

>>150714669
he was too pure and never had sex !

>>150522914 (OP)
Brit here again with some questions for my frenchie (and other) brothers.
Firstly, can someone do a quick rundown of the Ligue 1 clubs e.g. their history, their vibe, their fans, their politics, their sovlfulness levels?
Secondly, are there any good French football podcasts or youtubers/youtube channels? I'm learning French and would like to have some footy stuff to listen to.
And lastly, is the L1 fantasy football good/popular? I was thinking of starting it to get a better understanding of teams and players, but the interface of lots of fantasy football things that aren't EPL are quite bad.

Merci beaucoup!

>>150729323
Agreed. I found a few online but they're over a hundred pounds and I limit myself to around 50 quid when buying retro shirts.

>>150737967
Let's do this again
If someone is moe familiar with any given club, doi feel free to expend or correct me.
>Angers SCO
Small club, small following. Angers is in kind of a "sporting deadzone". Not a lot of passion for football, no excuse of it being siphooned by already popular rugby club as is the case in the south-west, or mountain sports and boating taking all the attention. The lower Loire valley just isn't that passionate. Sleazy business by the club owner certainly isn't helping : man's been in court for sexual assault, tax evasion and illegally acting as an agent for his players.
Had a "golden decade" starting in the early 2010s, peaking with their promotion to Ligue 1 in 2014 and a couple solid finishes after that. Immediately became a lower table, relegation candidate afterwards.
Came very close to having the absolute worst season in league history in 22-23 where everything went wrong. They're going to be in the relegation battle this season.
>Auxerre
One of the historical clubs. It's a small town club that has punched way above its weight at many points and was a springboard for a ton of great players. Cantona, Cissé, Laurent Blanc, Sagna and that's off the top of my head.
Also notorious for having had the same coach, Guy Roux, for 40 years, who would tour around nightclubs to check that his players weren't in there and pull them out of there if they were.
Had a rough time in the 2010s. Was bought up by a chinese billionaire who likes sports and wine so he bought a club in a wine-producing region.
Even when things are a bit rough in the second division, there's always some support for AJA.

>>150737967
(cont.)
>Brest
One of the breton clubs, though not the most decorated. Used to be a lower half club, but has overhauled its management systems and structures and has now been acting very prudently and efficiently after being bought by a local businessman. And not a local guy who moved to Paris and became a banker, no, the guy sells youghurt and cheese.
The club is run on a shoestring budget, one of the lowest in the league yet they're managing to stay well afloat if not thrive : they have the fifth lowest budget in the league yet have recently finished 9th and 3rd. Made some waves by making it to the UCL and out of the league stage there.
>Le Havre
TECHNICALLY one of the oldest football clubs in the world. Won the most second division titles of any french club. As you can guess, that means they spend a lot of time in the second division, more than the first.
Have not changed their colours in over a century which is actually quite rare when you look at really old clubs. Prompted a "conflict" with Nike because they could only order their kit on catalog (they're not big enough to warrant a fully custom job from Nike) and Nike didn't have the right shades of blue for them, so for a few seasons the club made its own kits with local factories so they wouldn't have to play in the wrong shades of blue.
Its own supporter groups are shareholders of the club.

>>150737967
(cont.)
>Lens
Another historical club here. THE blue collar club, set in a factory town where the stadium holds more people than the town's population. One of the best atmospheres in France during big games. Flags all over the place, drums, constant chanting. They've had a lot of ups and downs but the club has been on a bit of a renaissance after its ownership was consolidated around one man, with significant experience in banking, who managed to right the ship once more. We're talking about going from 17m worth of deficit to 3 in a few years, all while insisting on not raising ticket prices because he knows exactly the kind of people that support the club.
Are involved in a pretty big derby with...
>Lille
The big city, posh club opposite to Lens (do keep in mind though : any town in France is posh compared to Lens).
Right now they are one of the more stable upper-half clubs. The club has been pretty well managed for a while and well supported too : they play in one of the largest stadiums in the country and keep it full. On paper they are one of the most consistant clubs in the League. Their last season spent in the second division was in the late 90s IIRC. They are one of two clubs to break PSG's recent dynastic title runs.
Fun fact : the club was, for a while, owned in part by the city of Lille itself. It was privatized in the late 90s.

>Lyon
Another proper historical club. THE club of the 2000s when they had an unmatched dynastic run : seven consecutive league titles, four cups. They've trained a ton of top players.
For a while, the club's owner and president Michel Aulas was a pretty vocal figure in french and european football and he kept defending his club and his league no matter what.
The last few years have been pretty shaky though. Aulas stepped down in 2023 and the club was purchased by notorious cowboy John Textor and OH BOY has it been a mess.
See, the club was financially in the red after overextending its activities so Textor had to find ways to keep things afloat without putting his own money in the hole and it did not fly. From the moment he bought his stake, the club was threatened with administrative relegation and was EXTREMELY close this summer, only escaping after being bailed by owner of the extremely successfull women's branch of the club, Michele Kang. But not before Textor sold or shuffled a bunch of the club's assets. I will never EVER forgive Kang for stealing a OL-ASSE derby played in Ligue 2 from us. It would have been the funniest shit.
Lyon is involved in two of the biggest derbies in french football. On one side, with Saint-Etienne, which won't happen this year because lol, lmao, ASSE in Ligue 2. On the other side with OM. The rivalry between the cities of Marseille and Lyon is historical and not just a question of sport, and things have gotten bad betwen the two clubs. Last season, during an away day at Marseille, the team bus was ambushed and thrown rocks and bottles at, resulting of then coach Fabio Grosso being hit in the face requiring several stitches... Away supporters are routinely banned for these games.

>>150737967
(cont.)
>Lorient
Sometimes considered the "lesser" of the breton clubs.
They've been an amateur club for most of their history but have managed to remain a pro club since the 90s although for the most part they are kind of stuck being too good for Ligue 2, not good enough for Ligue 1. Right now, they promoted last season after one of the best Ligue 2 seasons in recent years. Overall, the kind of instability you can expect from a small club running on a very tight budget.
They are going HARD on their breton identity though and take the various breton derbies very seriously. They're not playing the title and they know it but it doesn't matter : putting the big guys at Rennes or Nantes in their place is what they live for.
A few seasons ago, tiny club Concarneau was in Ligue 2 but its stadium was way too small for league standards. Lorient offered its stadium for the club's home games. Nice. (for accuracy's sake : scheduling issues required Brest and Guingamp to do the same but the initiative started with Lorient. Nice.)
>Metz
Right now they are firmly stuck in the elevator. One season in Ligue 1, one season in Ligue 2. Regardless, they have a very solid supporter base no matter how bad performances get. WHen in Ligue 2, they have the best attendance in the league.
They've been the training ground fo a lot of talent along the way, especially for a club that has not always performed that well. In the 80s and 90s, they were a springboard for eastern-european players. Right now, they have invested a lot into scouting in Africa. Results may vary : you may hae heard of a guy called Sadio Mané for example.
Metz ultras are opently anti-racist and some suspect antifa overlap these days. As you can expect, openly anti-racist ultras did at points butt heads with groups closer to skinhead tendencies. Fun stuff.

>>150737967
(cont.)
>Marseille
Another one of the really big dogs.
Their Vélodrome stadium is one of the most iconic ones in the country, it is constantly full, the club has one of the biggest supporter bases you could find.
To say the club is familiar with turmoil would be an understatement. Most notably, under the ownership of notorious sleazeball Bernard Tapie, the club won some titles and the Champions' League only to later find some match fixing was orchestrated by the club during the season. More recently, some executive turnaround got supporters angry, including the hiring of a director who didn't particularly care about football and suggested to the federation that "there should be a line past which a scored goal is worth two points, that could make the game more exciting on TV" and who missed games because he prefered being at the races since horse sports are his true life passion. YOu've recently had supporters invading club facilities, american ownership remaining distant, the loss of historical keeper and captain Mandanda on a free transfer, the typical manager waltz...
AND of course the recent locker room fight we all had a good giggle at.
With Marseille, you can never know if they will be second or twelfth by the end of the season but whatever the case you know it's going to be a rocky road and the someone will get punched in the face along the way.

>>150737967
(cont.)
>Monaco
FUN FACT : they are the only club perhaps in the world to have more fervent support on away day than on home games.
Monaco proper is a tax heaven full of very rich yacht owners and jet-setters, not exactly the kind of people who support their local football club. Hence Monaco's reputation of playing in an empty stadium. And that's a shame because it's a beautiful stadium.
For the last 20 or so years, Monaco has done very well at being a profitable talent-farm. Some of it is done by (not always legally) poaching academy prospects from other youth facilities and giving them a clear railroad towards the senior team. It's been working okay. YOu might have heard of this guy called Killian MBappé.
They are one of two clubs to break PSG's recent dynastic title runs.
>Nantes
We've touched on them a bit in the thread, do scroll up.
>Nice
Monaco, but sleazy and with some occasionally violent and slightly racist ultras. Their ultra groups are regularly dissolved by the authorities after slight hiccups. Like that one time they threw an away supporter from the stands during a european game. Marseille-Nice games have been known to go south, on occasion.
They are one of the most stable clubs in the league though. If I'm not mistaken, only they and PSG have never gone down in the current format when we shifted from D1 to Ligue 1 in 2002.
>PSG
You know them, you love them or hate them or ou love to hate them.
Call them Doha Saint Germain, call them the Biggest Club In France™, call them "these guys who play in Jordan shorts".
>Paris FC
The history of the club is long and weird and complicated and for the longest time they were the big "what-if" of french football. And now it's no longer much of a what-if : they are in Ligue 1 for the first time in decades and we'll have to see where it goes from there. It's very much a new club as before their recent climb, attendences were not great.

>>150737967
(alright we're done now)
>Rennes
Every season, it's the same song and dance.
Every season, there will be some very promising early games, people will ask if the club is serious this time and they will always, without fail, shit the bed and finish 5th max.
Other than that, they are the biggest breton club by size, but not by result. Despite always performing adequately and not having been relegated in 30 years, or particularly close to the bottom of the table in 10, they just never ever win when it really counts.
I suppose you could say it makes them the Tottenham of Ligue 1. Do they suck? Yes because they never win anything. Are they good? Yes because they never ever go down.
>Strasbourg
The more german of the french club in that for the longest time they had the most faithful supporter base. Not the biggest, but the one that did not shrink by one man when the club was administratively relegated back to amateur status and still pulled first division attendences.
Things have changed very quickly as of late when the club was purchased by BlueCo which has now started treating it like a farm or a dump for unwanted contracts. Just recently a player was basically announced as a BlueCo signing who would be in Strasbourg until a spot frees up in Chelsea. People were pissed.
>Toulouse
We talked about them a bit earlier in the thread too

>>150739171
Not gonna lie, seeing someone call Lille posh is insanely funny (even compared to Lens, which is true, but that would be like calling Compton great because it's better than Baltimore).

>>150739532
>>150739532
When your neighbouring towns are Roubaix, Lens or Dunkerque, you can only look posh in comparison.

STARTING SOON
OM vs Lorient
>Standings
Marseille : 10th. 1W 2L 0D. 3 points
Lorient : 15th. 1W 2L 0D. 3 points.
>the stakes
For Lorient, it's simple : this is one of their biggest games of the season and if they can score points today, that is a big win. It's all about bouncing from being trounced 1-7.
For OM, they need to course-correct after two losses and the whole Rabiot incident before it's too late. They're playing Real next week in the UCL so coming into this game after a draw or a loss to a bottom-feeder would not put everyone in the best spirits.

Friday 12/09
8.45pm CET
OM - Lorient

Saturday 13/09

5.pm CET
Nice - Nantes
9.05pm CET
Auxerre - Monaco

Sunday 14/09

3.pm CET
LOSC - Toulouse
5.15pm CET
PSG - Lens
Metz - Angers
Brest - Paris FC
Strasbourg - Le Havres

MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CET
Rennes - OL

KWAB of the week standings:
1. OM (1x KWAB)
-. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)
-. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)

Lorient already KWABing hard right now

I AM DEEPLY OUTRAGED

HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT A RED CARD?

ON WHICH FUCKED UP ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE IS THIS A RED CARD

IT WASN'T A CLEAR GOALSCORING OPPORTUNITY

IT WAS A DANGEROUS FOUL

AND THE VAR SAYS NOTHING???????

THIS LEAGUE IS RIGGED FOR MERDESEILLE

YES I AM TOTALLY FAIR AND OBJECTIVE IN MY JUDGEMENT

THIS IS CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSITION TIER I AM WITNESSING RIGT NOW

FUC YOU ALK

IS RTHAT A ANLBANIAN CELEBRATION PAVARD JUS T DID?

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

>>150741680
>IT WASN'T* A DANGEROUS FOUL

Cheeky 7-1 in process ?

Ok that was a sweet kick

WTF

ERA ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

you filthy marseille apologists, you will all be judged firmly when time comes.

ecnulé d'arbitre avec sa calvitie en forme de logo de batman

PD

AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NEW REFEREE?
BULLSHIT RIGGING

>>150741976
top kek, screenshot?

Lorient is atrocious so far

>2.13 xG
>4 goals
the xG gods will punish the marseille bastards

>>150743066
Paris FC would mog those frauds

>>150741460
PSG Lens is much more interesting than Rennes Lyon desu

>>150739211
>>150739204
>>150739197
>>150739192
>>150739181
>>150739171
>>150739163
>>150739156
Damn thank you for this. I wasn't expecting something with this much detail. Really appreciate it bro, and now looking forward to my first L1 gameweek!

the Merdeseille colors fit him surprinsingly well

>>150754884
no wonder both of those teams are 12th and 13th, look at all those trash ass players.

>>150754884
Nantes without Mr. Clean just doesn't hit the same y'know?

>>150751729
The fuck? Is that faggot Albanian?

>>150756163
t-there must be an explanation r-right?

>>150756163
>>150757060
my mans been culturally COLONISÉ by his wife family

what are your predictions for this?

>>150759941
I am deeply saddened we won't get to see OM lose to Qarabag, Almaty or Pafos.

>>150760061
Total OM destruction

>>150751729
what a downgrade, ending up in ligue 1 is damning

>>150762348
this kind of comments is why our league will never get traction, you should be happy international players are playing here instead of pl or leliga, but no... complain about Pavard playing in France, where he belongs.

Thoughts on the Metz third shirt?

>>150766917
Comfy PJs are comfy

>>150766917
shit logo, but the rest is pretty KINO

>>150751729
don't let /sp/ see this pic, they'll now invent a new ethnicity for this retard

How many for Giroo today?

Why was there a banner saying go Rijsel? That's the Dutch name for Lille

Mbappé > Mbappé

E A S Y
A
S
Y

am i the only watching Paris FC?

love barcola me

Kvara wants to get subbed out

SUB HIM OUT YOU RETARDS

BUUUUUUUUUT

pretty nice of PFC to still give Nkambadio a chance, i thought he was done after Trapp was recruited

WTF Brest fans are chimping out

ERA?

HOLY SHIT BARCOLA

MON BOUC

Barcola > Mbappé

>>150788111
Barcola > Mbappépsi

POST ETHAN MBAPPES GOAL

yet another injured player

>>150788172
https://goals.zone/

Friendly reminder that last season also started like this with 200 injuries

Just saying

I broke my ankle like that, it's over.

brest unfortunately dont have the roster to stay up i had predicted that would happen like it happens to all small bundesliga teams that play in the ch l

nul à chier mbaye

useless ngubu

>>150789485
you're telling that brest are saggy?

IT'S OVER, BOTH PARIS WON

>>150789803
and that's a GOOD thing

I believe

based Tolisso

Who needs strikers anyway

>player named Καλημέρα
Greekbro HAS to be an OL fan

>>150795040
his brother is named spera

i'm listening to the game on France Bleu Bretagne for the first time, commentators are pretty good and living the game as if their life depended on it kek

>>150795759
I GOT MY MIND SET ON YOU

https://youtu.be/_71w4UA2Oxo?si=NBwvOizD4g5jlk-C

>>150795892
So much comfier than rmc and their neverending ads

>I'm shipping up to Boston played on a bagpipe
based bretons

Fug >we are going to regret this

>OL is not shit anymore and they have halved their payroll
Asian women once again proving their superiority

>you now remember Rachid Ghezzal
>>150797511
Based matriarch

>>150797511
French grandpa, asian grandma - who is better?

Lmao bro thought it was old school FIFA

RED
what a retard

this is ridiculous

>>150797463
Color me surprised

>>150798555
CEPENDANT

ERA

c'est ovaire

I predict a cheeky Fofana goal in the last minute of ET

AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2 1

rennes was the better team :^)

fug

All of this become some anglo had a chimpout out of nowhere

>>150799104
*because

AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3 1 RENNES

Who the fuck is this Meite guy!?

What a collapse

>>150799168
cheikh's brother

feels good to be alone at the top of the table

>>150799168
He is the next one

>>150799168
The next Éder

>>150799104
Never trust the perfidious *nglo

>>150799225
>acts smug when winning a rigged game
yawn

>>150799257
Would you accept 20M for him next summer, after we scam Samu to someone?

>>150799225
Thank you Rennes bros

>>150799358
cope and seethe

Are Lyon the KWABOTW?

IT'S OVER, ANAL IN THE ASS FOR LYON

>>150799386
unironically yes

>>150799490
Only looking at this game I'd rather see Morton there

>>150799490
>KWABOTW
kek what a breath of the wild?

You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 4
https://poal.me/ws2w0k
https://poal.me/ws2w0k
https://poal.me/ws2w0k
https://poal.me/ws2w0k

OL KWABOTW so far

>>150522914 (OP)
QRD on Racing Club de France? Are they sovlful?

>>150804577
They're basically dead at this point
>very good in the 40s and 50s
>drop extremely hard in the 60s, lose their pro status
>bought in the 80s by the Lagardère/Matra group
>if that name rings a bell, you must be screaming in fear and anguish right now
>massive investment to make it THE parisian club
>keep in mind, that was not long after the PSG/PFC split and Paris did not have a top club, an anomaly in european football (Germany does not count)
>overspend, underdeliver
>club's fortunes now tied to Lagardère and Matra, which was about to shit the bed EXTREMELY hard
>very long story short : the part of Matra that had military contracts was partially nationalized,attempts at diversifying from a car manufacture to a media empire went horribly wrong at first and owner Jean Luc Lagardère ended up having to sell a lot of his acquisitions at a pure loss
>Racing was one of them
>back to the amateur level
>have been stuck there ever since
>have not played above the 3rd tier since 1989
>currently playing 5th tier football

>official OL twitter account whining about VAR
Easy KWABOTW

>>150813449
These fuckers really have no shame

>>150812411
I only know their rugby club (which is /elite/) tbqh

>>150804577
Dead on national level
THE club to play as an amateure in regional level
This club is over there worshipped so hard alongside ACBB (Boulogne Billancourt)

t. Amateur footballer playing in D1 in Ile de France/Paris

>>150813923
>ACBB
All cops be bastards

>>150816803
RIP

Bonjour, mes amis de Paris

How's Otávio been so far? ;^)

>>150817501
didn't pay attention yet to him while watching PFC, but i trust anything that comes from Porto or Benfica, or is Portuguese is mostly a good player. It's been decades that Porto has always release elite Footballers on the international scale. They have an S Tier academy/Scouting network.

>>150812411
Thanks for the historic info. Sounds like a damn shame. How would describe their fans, culture, politics, style of play? Or at least how it was before they imploded.
>>150813923
Nice. How are you finding it? I had trials at a club of a similar level and got a call back to train with them but I had busted my ankle at the trials so had to say I couldn't.
Looking to get back on it now and join a team.

I love teams with Racing in their name and their kit looks very nice too imo.

>>150818716
I don't know it works in UK, but as far as France is concerned, on the FFF Website, you have the national database of every single clubs without any exception, even the pros, every single team (rather be 1st, 2nd, 3rd... U19, U17, U15, F etc...) which competition they currently play, which division, their standings, and the contact number of the club and in some case the social medias of the clubs. It's 100% free and open to the public.
So this is usually how we, look for either a local club, a prestigious one we want to join and or pass tests, follow them, and their results or look for basic infos. In your case, since you're interested in the Racing, I got you the FFF page for the club and their current teams:
https://epreuves.fff.fr/competition/club/539013-racing-club-de-france-football/equipes
You can tell the club is still pretty big a'd legendary status in Ile de France, considering the huge amount of teams and sections.

And if you're an active licensed player to the federation like me, you get your own account to get more info, schedules and alerts about your current club.

Allez Rennes

>>150820198
aging well

>>150813966
kek

ynr Carquefou

>>150819202
Interesting. I can't remember how it is in the UK as I haven't played amateur since I was 14, but we must have something similar these days. I played for my school and university first teams where we didn't have registries etc.
I'm going to start training with my local team in the next month or so hopefully. They're very open, do lots of stuff for the community and are well organised so it should be fun.
What position do you play, out of interest?

>>150828364
GK, matter fact, tonight I have my GK training sessions, and then I'll have to join the regular group training afterwards, so I'll miss out UCL games tonight.

"Remet la moi vas-y"
"Han pour moi c'est bon"
"C'est haut mais ça glisse"
ebin

C’est haut mais pour moi ça glisse

>>150829253
would ngl

>>150830007
There are way hotter refs out there

>OM plays in Madrid
>OMgerians cause a ruckus and get charged by spanish police
lol
lmao

Anyone know a betting website where you can place bets on far away games? I want to make a combo of Marseille losing every single UCL game.

>>150832956
Well I hope you didn't place anything on a complete no-show with zero scoring.
They stillhave a long time to choke it.

>>150832956
>I want to make a combo of Marseille losing every single UCL game.
king

just came in from training, how was the game? just saw the score and >mba(p)(p)e... Did Marseille play well or got KWAB'd?

>>150832956
Doesn't Winamax do that?

>>150832956
I don't think bookies allow betting on obvious outcomes

Does PSG realistically have a chance with all those injuries?

>>150832885
guardia civil does that to all foreign supporter groups, both the calm ones and the retarded ones (like marseille's)

>>150836682
Chance of what?

>>150840023
Summoning the ghost of Talal El Karkouri.

>>150840023
beating atalanta

>Foot,Ligue 1,Paris FC
>INFO L'ÉQUIPE. Après l'arrivée officielle d'un nouveau directeur général, la famille Arnault a décidé de passer à la vitesse supérieure au Paris FC avec le départ imminent du directeur sportif, François Ferracci. L'avenir de son père, Pierre Ferracci, actuellement président du club, est aussi en question.
>Les commentaires ont été désactivés.
As always, L'Equipe preventing commoners from talking shit about billioinaires and Macron's lapdogs
p*risian clubs should be nuked

>>150846034
literally this for the Ferracci family:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jca4TchXelE

welp, PSG already scored

You guys unironically watch qsg games? What's the point?

>>150846657
Do you hate your country anon?
You don't want those tasty UEFA point?

WHY ATALANTA PLAY LIKE A MIDDLE TABLE LIGUE 1 TEAM ?
LMAO

>>150846034
>Les commentaires ont été désactivés.

>>150846723
t. arrago

>>150846034
PFC is meme club, it exists for no other purpose than faggots who want a parisian derby, because they think if L1 doesn't imitate other leagues then we are mid
at least if it was red star, you could say "red star is the historical parisian club, PSG is plastic", but no, its fucking paris FC, people from paris have no reason to start supporting the club instead of PSG
when they realize the gap between the 2 clubs is so enormous theres no way to create a real rivalry, maybe all this fake hype will cease

>>150847277
the new matra

>>150848002
Matra didn't have a Klopp.
LVMH/RB PFC gon' be good

>>150849031
Yeah, look how all the other RB clubs are dominating

>>150849069
are you retarded?
Leipzig plays in Bayernsliga, of course they won't beat Bayern, but Salzburg is literally the PSG of Autria.

Slow week

>>150856245
The fun resumes tomorrow
>Dujeux and Lefort talking about confidence
SCObros... I'm nervous.
Are we SCOsmonauts going to the mooooon or is it SCOver before it even started?

monaco time

>>150858283
lmao they got their arses kicked

>>150857180
I'm kinda surprised at how long Angers has been in l1 for a while now

>>150863197
Anger can accomplish big things

>>150847277
PFC is pretty popular in the 13th

>>150863197
There was an interruption for one season though, we dropped in 23 and climbed back from Ligue 2 in 24.
This is our second season since coming back.
I don't feel particularly safe this season, especially now that we've shipped Lepaul to Rennes to pay the bills and will have to rely on Jim Allevinah who scored more goals in 24-25 playing as a substitute for the Gabon national team than for the club.

why can't this club be good enough to go to Ligue 1/Ligue2?

>>150875296
>fucking wasp as a mascot
Way to signal that's an annoying club

Friday 19/09

8.45pm CET
OL - Angers

Saturday 20/09

5.pm CET
Nantes - Rennes
7.pm
Brest - Nice
9.pm CET
Lens - LOSC (DERBY)

Sunday 21/09

3.pm CET
Paris FC - Strasbourg
5.15pm CET
Monaco - Metz
Le Havre - Lorient
Auxerre - Toulouse

MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CET
OLYMPIQUE MARSEILLE - PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN

KWAB of the week standings:
1. OM (1x KWAB)
-. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)
-. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)
-. OL (1x KWAB)

If 6 Lyon loses tonight

CAM ON YOU LOW-TIER ZEBRA SONS OF BITCHES I BELIEVE IN YOU
YOU CAN NOT LOSE

>ref bailing us out again
I paid him.
I did it, it was me.
Couple bottles of Bourgueil and a bottle of Cointreau did the trick.

>"c'est bon ça glisse" banner
Which one of you wankers was this ?

MEANWHILE IN LIGUE 2
>Dunkirk - Le Mans
>90+9
>two reds
? ? ? ? ? ?

>Abdelli in
I still cannot believe he is still playing here.
I'm not complaining.

>>150876937
kek
Do you have a pic?

Welp Angers will have to actually play now.
Was it their plan all along?

Fuck my dogshit fucking exiled angevin life fuck this
>le seum

>>150877051
I wouldn't put it past Dujeux, but I would put it past all his players.

TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN TESSMANN

>>150877060
>Dujeux
>doesn't develop any game

>muh atmosphere
>last SCO win here was 10 years ago
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING COMMENTARY MOTHERFUCKIBG SON OF A BITCH IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WE ARE SO GOING FUCKING DOWN FUCK YOU

>>150877079
Based

>>150877094
le seum du millénaire

Midfield will be even better with Morton back next to Tessmann.

>>150877094
Supporting Angers angers you?

Where does the "douceur angevine" meme come from?

>>150877149
I will find you
I will put breadcrumbs over your keyboard
I will put fingermarks on your computer screen
I will mix up your keys and keyrings
I WILL find you

>>150877166
tamest weather in france.

>>150877166
It's from a Ronsard poem, about the weather never being too shit.
Which is kinda true, you never get extreme cold, extreme warmth or too many days or rain in a row.

Wait I might be retarded, I think it was du Bellay, not Ronsard fuck I'm drunk

>>150877200
>>150877228
Thanks, I would've probably guessed Bretagne but crachin is a bitch

>>150877236
Bretagne has more wind and more light rain.
The lower Loire Valley is very mild, that's why there's so much wine made there despite the temperatures not being that high.

Our attacks were not great when we still had Lepaul but this is hopeless.

>derby du nord
>derby de Bretagne
>classico
>all in the same matchday
Liguebros we're eating good this week

>>150877310
>classico
Please don't use this meme name

>>150877317
What else do you want to call it?
>bi-yearly humiliation
>Mehdi's crushed hopes and dreams
>the gread disillusion

>OL losing its KWABOTW title
sad

>>150877336
PSG-OM is fine, or come up with an original name. Copying a foreign tradition is lame desu

>>150877338
We could see a very strong OM performance to take the lead in the KWABOTW rankings.

Kek
Still stealing our shitters I see

>>150877360
>comments are disabled

>>150877360
Isnt he just a nepobabby?

>>150877144
Antonin?

>>150877411
Yes, hence the "shitter"

>>150877360
why do they do that? this guy is some ligue 2 shitter, they really don't have better goalkeepers?

>>150877547
I'm pretty sure that they somehow believe it pisses us off

>>150877360
Algeria and Lucas Zidane deserve a KWAB of the Week just for this

>>150877608
I'm tempted to make a thread specifically to make fun of him, but I'd be called butthurt

>>150877608
Why? They did this only for PR and it's working, you faggots and a lot of people are talking about it.

>>150878160
because they took a shitter to "epic own le french"

>>150879822
This, we talk about it because it's pathetic from both Zidane and Algeria, but in the end I don't care about "losing" this guy and I'm pretty sure that's the general sentiment

>>150877360
LMAO

>derby breton starts in 10 minutes
>thread's asleep
The absolute STATE of Bretagne.
We're all saving our strength for the derby du nord I guess.

AYAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT PEN ? FUCK THE REFEREE

2 2 GO FUCK YOURSELF RENNES, BUNCH OF LOSERS THAT CAN'T KEEP THE SCORE

lmao, conceding @ 90+6.
pathetic

2 0 BREST IN 10 MINUTES LMAO NICE IN SHAMBLES

kek wtf are Nice doing

B-Bros...

>>150897150
Fuck

GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3 1

>>150897150
connard de marseillais, à quoi bon rajouter un toit qui n'en est pas un? fdp

4 1 LMAO NICE

AJORQUE DESERVE 10/10 FOR THAT MATCH

>>150897150
the fact that only LOSC has a stadium which a roof that can close tells you how all you need to know about how sorry this league is

>>150895007
kwabotw material

>>150897666
unsure if you're a troll or a retard. eplel and serie A don't even have one.

That LOSC jersey reminds me of Bordeaux back in the days, around 2009ish

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Well well well

1 0 LENS, NORTH OF FRANCE IS RED AND YELLOW

Geez, mirin' those arms on that Lens player

Gotta admit the Lens fanbase is based

>wins
>proceed to light up shitloads of fumigènes
kek

>>150898752
Honestly they're soulest club right now
>faithful fanbase
>always sold out stadium
>peak ambiance
>own their historical stadium
>no bullshit multi ownership, homely club
>mostly plays offensive, winning football

BREST IS STAYING UP

You know our league is doomed when a guy like Thauvin is still relevant here.

Imagine if somehow Thauvin makes a sick season with Lens and gets called up by Deschamps kek

There should be a bonus point for SOVL

AYAAAAAAAAAAAA LILLE IN SHAMBLES 2 0

le chant des corons me fait penser au You'll Never Walk Alone.

>>150899470
>You'll Never Walk Alone
shit song desu

ok this is epic

el arabi dominating the amateur psg league

is lille going to score? i thought it was a lock!

jesus those stands are becoming a night club.

Thauvin vs Giroud.
Le derby de l'EHPAD

Total Lille Death

No nordiste itt?

>>150900614
I'm surprised too.
They're all unemployed alcoholics so you'd expect at least a few to embrace the NEET lifestyle and come hang out on 4chan but I guess nobody in the corons makes it to collège and LV1 anglais.

giroud bros??? the purple patch is over? back to our MLS standards?

>>150900691
WELCOME TO AL KEBAB (KSA)

Facile

>>150900875
soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSN6u572JFo