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GW 4 deadline: in 2 weeks or so

First for first green arrow of the season next GW

Can't wait to see bane suddenly die so that millions knee jerk isuck

>39 points

Who here JUST?

How do I unJUST this team? Currently have 3 transfers

am i cooked bros?

reindeers is shit, time to get his replacement. i dont trust grealish though

Proud of my boy Grealish.

International weeks should count as another game week.
Imagine getting Haaland against Andorra

Should i drop Wogkins. His fixtures are better now but he has been shit.

no point getting upset about this game anymore. maybe if this was 2012 or something but football is dead. its soulless. its full of overpaid shitters that are so inconsistent, it makes you wonder why you even bother watching it. i could not even fathom actually paying to watch it, be it on telly or at the game. if it wasnt for russians hosting illegal streams of this shite, i wouldnt have even wasted my time watching the snorefests from last night.

Ekitike for Burnley then Isak for Everton

theres no premo mids that have been consistent for these first three weeks. back when gerrard and lampard etc were playing, you would not seem them blanking for 2 weeks in a row. let alone the strikers we have today. drogba, torres even defoe back in the day would have bagged up by now.

only 12 points above average in the end. looking at people's teams a lot of guehifags caught a lucky break at the end there
isak in for watkins very soon, wirtz out for someone 6-7m leaving me 3-4m to get palmer back or upgrade mateta or murillo idk
thinking about yeremy pino 6m for the cheapo wirtz replacement. bit of a gamble but i'm happy with the rest of my midfielders if rutter performs

>>150532859
idk how you can't trust him he's everton's best player by far, with a point to prove and trying to make the world cup squad, running their attack, during a hope filled season at a new stadium, for a club on the up as of last season with a solid manager who is letting him play with freedom
i got him at 6.5m because i am very smart but 6.7m is still a bargain. if gibbs-shite is worth 7.5m he's worth 8

Now Isak is at Liverpool, that's the end of Salah being essential
Salah, Wirtz, Ekitike behind Isak in a formation
Fuck knows what's gonna happen with Gakpo

>>150533929
Drop him, so he will get points for me.

>>150534258
exactly mate. if there's one thing mo salah is bad at it, it's providing assists.

>Wissa to Newcastle
>Donnaruma to City
>Ederson to Fenerbahce
>Sancho to Villa

>Ballard 17
>J.Timber 24
>Guehi 15
>Calafiori 13+13
They're trying to make the 5-4-1/4-5-1 be meta aren't they

>Spurs signing Kolo Muani
Solankebros... pigeonchuds...

>>150534376
>lolo pooani
wouldn't buy this nigga if they made him 5m

I'm gonna have to take a series of hits because fuck me, what a disaster

>>150534438
im sure bringing in whatever shitters you have in mind will work. just use your wc, you silly sausage. i saw some bloke was in the top 50 overall last night, he had two back to back 90s and then wildcarded into 50 something. people do the weirdest shit in this game.

>>150534376
>Lammens to man.utd
>Dollarumma to man.city
>Isuck to Liverpool
Anon i

>>150534354
defensive contribution points are such a meme

>57 total points
It's over already.

>>150534741
im getting flogged by shitters with no idea what they are doing with chalabolah and grealish. this game is wank. my midfield and forward line consist of supposedly the best players of the last couple of seasons and im sitting 5 million something.

I'm currently top 100k (just) but I'm thinking about wildcarding

>>150534660
why would you want to go to city now? pep is finished. kolo toure the fat nig on the sideline just clapping his hands and saying "come on fellas" thinks thats enough to turn a game around. he has literally been doing that for the last three weeks. they will be lucky to finish 6th.

>>150534793
i have a bridge to sell you

dont worry bros, kudus will surely score against his old team next week :)

>>150534342
>Sancho to Villa
operation getting defenders that play against villa continues because they cant score for shit

I have 202 points and I’m in the top 94k
Guarantee none of the shitters itt are anywhere close to me
It’s just superior management

>>150534376
Frank is massive.

>>150534741
Get on my level.

>>150534741
>>150535473
STAND BACK

THERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN THROUGH

LiveFPL added league KWAB awards. Reveal yourselves.

New players:
>A.Jimenez (Bournemouth) £4.5
>Woltemade (Newcastle) £7.0
>Lindelöf (Aston Villa) £4.5
>John (Nott'm Forest) £4.0
>Savona (Nott'm Forest) £4.5
>Xavi (Spurs) £7.0
>S.Magassa (West Ham) £5.0

odds isak's price goes up because he's joining liverpool?

Really tempted to get Sancho at £5.9 given Villa's run of fixtures. Could be a bad move if he doesn't start thoughever

>>150535540
>roomtemp brainlet
Fucking kek.

>>150535495
BACKBEAT, THE WORD IS ON THE STREET THAT THE FIRE IN YOUR HEART IS OUT

Behold, my wildcard.

>>150536578
glad im not the only dumb fag that brought in a shit plodder that will do nothing for the next six weeks in enzo. you know your season is over when you bring in players you dont even like because you had to because the player you originally thought was going to be good, was pure shite.

I might just focus on my EFL Fantasy team instead

>57 points in GW3
>not enough to be 1st in my mini league

I dont like the luck factor

FPL is like poker. Good players will always finish near the top, but any random mid tier player can get the first place (or win the hand).

Wildcard time, not set on it but might go with something like this, 0.1 in the bank

>>150537233
I just realised I never looked at the red flag on Isak. Does it say he's on strike?

>>150536578
this team gives me a headache
>>150537233
if i were to wildcard, my team would look close to this i reckon. i'd be sort of scared of xavi/guehi at the moment. isak i got some faith he's nailed on but the other 2, ehh. i guess xavi simons should start over brennan johnson? you think guehi would go straight to starter?

>>150536578
4 mil defender - Gudmundsson
He's a beast.

>>150536578
>Salah and Haaland
Sell one of them and upgrade your defenders.

Guehi still a Palace player

>>150537439
Well his transfer is off so, so I’m not sure if I’m going to keep him

>>150539601
o kek. i guess palace didn't like getting gazumped for igor

>>150537439
>i guess xavi simons should start over brennan johnson?
Should be Simons 10, Brennan LW, Kudus RW.

>>150539874
who drops for xavi? sarr?

>>150539966
Would be my guess. Brennan probably next in line to get benched when Kulu is fit, in which case maybe Simons shifts left and Kulu 10? But that's too much guesswork.

>>150540060
yea. all i know is i'm hesitant to pick any spurs players except for the defenders

>>150537511
Thank you.
>>150538116
>defenders
Fuck defenders.

>>150541261
Same with Yarmoliuk.. For a benched 5 mil mid, although you've got 2 Everton. Worth keeping an eye on Dewsbury-Hall. He's playing 90

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>150542358
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE "PEOPLE"?

>>150542375
dont u kno my boy nnemmemzz. he's iconic

The top 7 players on points per million are all defenders

>>150543514
So?

>>150544082
So its weird with this defcon shit

>>150542358
>Coca-cola icons
>No pissano penaldo
Grim

hmmm missed zinchenko going to forest. apparently sarr might be out for 1month+
wc coming

>>150542358
im more of a dr pepper guy anyway

How viable is Isak going to be now that he's at Liverpool?

>>150549257
100% essential

>>150549257
25 gole season

if I wildcard do I lose my free transfers?

>>150549747
No but you don't get a free transfer during the week you wildcard. So you'll have the same amount of free transfers the gw after your wildcard as you have now.

New players:
>Florentino (Burnley) £5.0
>Milosavljević (Bournemouth) £4.5
>Canvot (Crystal Palace) £4.5
>Tolu (Wolves) £5.5
>Hincapié (Arsenal) £5.5
>Geertruida (Sunderland) £4.5
>Kolo Muani (Spurs) £7.0

>>150550490
+
>Uche (Crystal Palace) £5.5
>Röhl (Everton) £5.0
>Chukwueze (Fulham) £5.5
>Kevin (Fulham) £6.0
>Lammens (Man Utd) £5.0
>Cuiabano (Nott'm Forest) £4.5
>Bakwa (Nott'm Forest) £6.0
>Brobbey (Sunderland) £5.5

>>150550490
>>150550542
Literally none of these are even worth a punt fucking hell

ROUNDHOUSE KICK ASTON VILLA PLAYERS INTO CONCRETE.

>>150550542
+
>Donnarumma (Man City) £5.5
>Traoré (Sunderland) £5.5

Why do so many people pick Dubravka?
>>150534354
Could be. This week or last weeks ideal squad was 5-4-1

>>150554388
>Why do so many people pick Dubravka?
He's the only 4m keeper that's guaranteed to get game time, so you put him on the bench and save half a mil.

>>150552891
>Donnarumma
Tempted ngl.

>>150552032
knower knew from the start villa would struggle to get goals because they didn't retain asensio and mbe

>>150559796
Based.

Bump.

noones playing till the 13th let this thread die and make a new one next wednesday after int.s

>>150573525
/fpl/ is eternal.

fuck u wood

>>150535744
>xavi simons 7m
might be worth a punt

defo upgrading watkins or mateta to isak but dunno which one

>>150576689
Has to be fraudkins.

>levy out
What the fuck. Will they stop being a banter club?

>>150579233
Yes, and this is the first step along that path

Current wildcard
Too much depth? selection headache most weeks
any changes?

>>150588728
generally the only reason you'd want to wildcard into depth is if you have a bench boost planned for a certain gw after
gakpos minutes are shakier with the arrivals of isak and ekiteke
paqueta is a risky differential with the upcoming fixtures, especially given the options available for .5 mil more but it could pay off if you think west ham are turning their form around

overall not bad but if you're wild carding gw4 i think tripling up or going more premium on pool might be the play. it would also be nice to see your current squad for context

>>150593401
I've switched gyok to ekitike with a possible future transfer to isak if he looks the better pick. Also struggling to pick Liverpool mids. Don't want salah or wirtz.
Gakpo is a bit of a short term pick as i think his minutes should be good for a few weeks at least.
i free hit last week cause i was riddled with injuries

Looking into bringing in 7 players into my squad. Already used up my wildcard though. I think I can slowly build this team as the game weeks pass

>>150601050
>I've switched gyok to ekitike with a possible future transfer to isak if he looks the better pick
Not sure removing Viktor is a smart play but your stance on Isak and Ekitike is.
>Also struggling to pick Liverpool mids. Don't want salah or wirtz.
Gakpo and only Gakpo until Isak is up to speed at least. I would then not have any Liverpool mids and bring in Frimpong.

>>150552032
Bongs should know that Birmingham is a lost cause

>>150618251
>Watkins

>>150579233
That's what we thought about Glazers. It can always get worse.

>>150573525
I need to be able to discuss injuries on moment's notice

Mikel Merino

>>150669295
El Terror de Turquía

>>150669822
lel

>>150657077
i injured my fingers :( i can't make transfer in time

This seems like the longest int. break ever...

*internationally breaks*

yes i kneejerked enzo in
no enzo will not do anything anytime soon now

>>150682513
Only 4 PL matches until the next one.

One Portuguese outlet saying NES sacked.

>>150688840
as a forest fan, good.

>>150687171
UEFA cucked World Football, that's why they should do like Conmebol and start the qualifiers a year after the World Cup, and do like 3 international breaks per year max.

Nuno sacked lol and I have 2 forest players

>Ange to Forest here we go
Sell your Forest defenders while you can.

>>150698935
Got rid of Milenkovic immediately kek

>only recently brought in wood and cho
>manager gone

*deletes account*

Ange is good for attacking no? Only the defence might affected due to his high line tactics

>>150699326
All the more reason to get rid of murillo, who has been abysmal for fpl so far anyway. The change is potentially decent for anderson I guess so I'm sticking with wood and anderson for now.

I'll see how Forest do against Burnley. If they're dogshit then it's wildcard time baby

>>150699326
His retardball will get them relegated. His system also means loads of injuries while players get used to running around after the ball like they're 10 year olds again. Time to get rid of all Forest players.

>>150702131
teams always win with a new coach. the goals have to come from somewhere and theres fuckall else in the team apart from wood to score them.

Marmoush and Aina injured during international break

>Palmshit out
>Sarr out
>Forest double defense now officially the worst fpl decision I've ever made
should probably wildcard at this rate desu. where are the fucking news on palmah

>>150702203
Yeah when they've been shit a new coach usually gives them a boost. Forest were doing fine.

>>150699326
Surely the fat man has spent his free time studying The Chosen Ones tictacs

every single footballer available for purchase in this league is a fraud except for jack grealish

>>150717606
100m to become the best loan signing of all time
500iq move desu

>>150717606
yugo ekitike keeps getting goals. the question now however, is minutes.

>>150717606
Based.

rev up the fpl engine because i sure am hungry for one

Wonder if Xavi Simons is gonna start already, or is it too soon after joining & int break? Might be a good asset

>>150724307
scabby simone

>>150722404
please no i can't take the beatings again

>diouf dropping in price tonight
I'm already at £99.5m squad value I'm going broke

things i cannot imagine:

>the concept of nothing existing at all
>having purchased dominic solanke

wildcard set. Yes i'm benching Pedro

who here hasn't done a wildcard or taken a single hit

>>150733916
what's your total points then lad

>>150733958
189

>>150733991
I'm 201 and just wildcarded
you don't have that killer instinct I can tell

>>150734019
i'm just taking it slow

>>150729248
or do i bench tark? very tough bench headache

>>150733916
I wildcarded GW2 and took a hit GW3

>JSL may return this week but Sarr isn't
hmmmmmm

Gudmundsson let's rock.

>No Friday game
>I can drink in peace
Surely i wont miss the deadline tomorrow

It's over.

>>150737183
sovl

>>150733916
Ktim
I've had precisely one major issue each week that I've been able to solve with a free transfer

>salah vs burnley: 10 games and 1 (ONE) goal
shan't

>>150737500
>Different manager
>Different players
>Home game
Don't care

>>150737518
thx 4 free ranks m8 :)

>Palmer most definitely out or benched
I'm finally ready to get rid
>>150737533
Already bellow you matey :)

Mo Salah Vs Sidemen Charity Team: 0 goals 0 assists 0 minutes

You'd have to be insane to captain Salah against KSI in nets and Chunkz at LB

I think it's time to swap out Kelleher. Who should I switch to? Tried and true Pickford? He's got Liverpool on the horizon. Vicario? Favourable fixtures but >Spurs.

I don't understand those references was that a funny post

>>150737647
Yes you do. Feigned ignorance is for teenagers.

altay bayindir will start, time to triple captain haaland

I don't know what to do anymore

>>150738675
Same. I was planning a big WC and then when I cracked it open to do it, I realised I only really want to change 2 players, maybe 3. Which is insane because my team is dogshit and got less than 30 points last GW. I think Wirtz is my biggest problem. I saw a glimpse of something in the second half last game and this week they're playing a newly promoted team so I'm still thinking that somehow this week is the week he becomes the same Wirtz he was at Bayer

>>150738693
>open games like Bournemouth and Newcastle will be good for wirtz
>uh actually he's more suited to unlocking a solid defensive unit like Arsenal
>heh newly promoted sides will see my boy wirtzlingz shine

>2 expensive starters injured
>take a hit
>2 more injured after int break
This sucks. I could bench one of them but I'm a bit worried about losing value as well. Already gone from 100.2 to 99.9 with certain shutters. To take a hit or not, I'm not sure even

>>150738693
he's still the same wirtz from leverkusen except he's no longer playing against poopensharten

>>150738722
You need to understand, I was darwIN til the very last breath. The depths of my delusion are fathoms deeper than you can possibly conceive.

the unspeakable thing i'll do if bayindir keeps a clean sheet unghhhh

Do you get a FT rollover if you use your FH chip or is it like the Wildcard where it counts as one big transfer?

>>150738843
are you the same spaz who didn't understand the FT rules for a wildcard?

inb4 zirkzee starts

>>150738851
No I'm a different spaz

the way fpl logs you out each time, you'd it's a fucking bank

Just a matter of time before Ekitike is transferred out, unless he plays alongside Isak.

Opinions? I was thinking about Grealish or Ndiaye too, but I don't like their next 2 fixtures.

>>150737500
Everyone is saying this so salah is definitely going to haul.

>>150739008
When did Xavi unretire?

How long is Strand Larssen out for?

>>150739008
>Woltemade
holy fucking based

>>150739028
tikitoki might play wide

Predicting a Man City loss

To Gyok or not to Gyok? On the one hand, Arsenal look toothless. On the other hand, it's Ange.

Thinking I can go 3 gw with this same squad. Gakpo and milenkovic might get the boot after those 3 weeks

Enzo or Caicdedo?
Enzo can score and assist but gets no DC points but Caicedo is guaranteed DC points.

>>150742091
If I had gyok I would definitely play him, might even gamble and give him captain
>>150742190
Caicedo, he is cheaper and you can bring in another elite midfielder

I am now a 5-4-1 enjoyer. I think they will eventually nerf defense contributions so I might as well abuse this (If I get it right) while it lasts.

>>150742460
It's 442 season

Yes or no? What would you change?

EXCEPT WIRTZ. I am delusional about Wirtz and will hear no slander.

Is Osula a likely starter for Newcastle?

>>150743295
Eddie doesn't rate him. Woltemade will start over him.

>>150743295
no

caved in and bought a washed salad on a wildcard since i still had 6m itb after making the team i was happy with

>>150743951
post it? here's mine 150729248

>>150729248
here

>>150743969
here you go lad (your team is shit btw)

>>150743998
Pretty good... I suppose you don't feel like you're missing anything if you had that much in bank

After a lot of "tinkering", this is my redeem team with 1.1 ITB. Ready to suffer.

Start king or anderson against leeds?

hallelujah

>>150740559
and replace him with?

RM panic WC please

>>150749460
Re-did it because I hated it
I know KDH is the safe 5.0m mid man but I love Brooks man idk feel he is due a goal or two
Banking on Villa turning up now

Which Everton midfielder should I go for?

>>150750007
>Grealish
The hype man and main man making dangerous balls but he wont get two assists every week
>Ndiaye
The real talisman, will break out with goals this season but yellow flagged and fixtures bad so not worth buying now
>KDH
Probs the best 5.0m mid in the game

>remember FPL
>ndiaye knock
oh for FUCKS sake what am i supposed to do i already procrastinated making any transfers because nothing seems like a good move
maybe this is god telling me to get yeremy pino

>>150749659
Stone cold is dead, he will get benched before christmas

>sarr injured
>also want to get either watkins or Bowen out
>tfw only have one transfer

What should I do

>>150750007
garner

Wanted to take Milenkovic out for an Arsenal defender but now Ait-Nouri is injured reeeeeeee

>>150750448
going to transfer ndiaye 6.5m for yeremy pino 6m, which adds .5m to my already 2.9m bank
just trying to decide whether it's worth it trannying esteve 4m with his dogshit fixtures for truffert 4.5m and the -4
can't see murillo getting me many points this week but will truffert get me 4 more? probs not. and i'm keeping murillo for the next two easy forest games + new manager bounce
maybe just sticking reinildo in for murillo this week and saving the 4 points is the right move but idk
i fully expect all of you to have read this post and to respond with your ideas

r8 my WC lads
>ndiaye
didn't know who else to get, didn't have enough for Grealish

i read the post
my idea? you are a homo

>>150750679
>i fully expect all of you to have read this post and to respond with your ideas
Semenyo? You have the money, the fixtures are fine. Unless it blocks future moves.

harvey barnes (tc) for the thumb in mouth celebrations
or he doesnt play

>>150750728
i'm not buying into the hype with him as much as others seem to have, i feel like bournemouth defenders are a better shout

>>150750709
i'd start livramento over de ven this week

>>150750745
poor start to the season
hooked him for paqman

>>150750709
>benching consistently good livramento vs bottom wolves
i shiggy diggy

thinking about starting dioufy over rogers, both pretty shit

Surely Aint Nouri will not sit out a derby

>>150750760
yeah but they're playing western ham
>>150750810
who would you sub off though?

haaland (c) against united? grealish vs villa was enticing until ndiaye's injury

>>150750882
He wasted all his goals against some Balkan farmers

Rate last week’s wildcard

>>150750462
wyldcard

>>150750448
>>150750679
i have made what could prove to be a terrible decision and have decided to take the -4 to get a third spurs player during a london derby away, destiny udogie 4.4m (back from injury)
if spurs concede a single goal this will have been a bad decision
i made the ndiaye to yeremy pino transfer and firmly believe this will be another good midfield punt of mind after grealish at the start. pino is 0.0% uptake so he's the ultimate differential
i'm left with a nice round 3m to spend on isak next week

>>150751089
also now that i think about it maybe kudus (c) was a shout as he might be the type to score 3 against his old club

>missed the chance to change my team
shit

>>150751229
damn you were going to be number 1 this gw

>>150751089
poo doggy shouldnt start over chad spence what are you doing

>>150751089
This is the type of wild risk taking behaviour you love to see in /fpl/. Godspeed anon, I hope it works out for you like Grealingz has though I think in reality you've probably fucked it because you've got Wirtz, Watkins and Mateta all completely useless needing replacing soon.

are angeball teams likely to get loads of defcons or less than normal?

Bring in Ndiaye. Cunt's injured

>>150752105
Less.

>rice benched

Reeeeeee

defcon is for midwits

If Haaland doesn't do anything against Man Utd with Bayindir in goal then he's going.

>>150751752
spence isn't even left footed and udogie is the better player, makes sense to snap him up while he's .1m cheaper cos i reckon he's starting from now on for them

>>150752069
thanks. you're right that i'd lugging a log of trash along atm but i am just praying that shitkins especially can sort it out. and wirtz v burnley has to be in with a chance at an assist at least

I've had enough of this game

>>150752307
Did manure not sign a new keeper? Is he ded?

How nailed is Eze?

>>150752653
Amorim said Bayindir is starting

>>150752717
Fucking kek, thanks.

>>150752248
noooo, i have to optimize for the +2 rather than go for classic returns

>>150752717
Good call desu, playing his first game in the PL against City, in a derby no less would be a suicide.

>>150752653
His plane crashed into the channel on deadline day

>>150752393
poo doggy in the is shit in the prem and got 1 (one) league assist last year
spence is a better all round player even playing on the left

>>150752831
why the fuck would i not select the one thomas frank will be picking every week (udogie)

Counts as nogi nigawuege assist?

ZUBIMENDI GOAL

>>150751089
>MURILLO INJURED JUST AFTER I DECIDE TO KEEP HIM
for fucks SAKE

>>150752979
>keeping a Forest defender after the Ange announcement
you have no one to blame but yourself

>>150753006
Racism from FPL towers

Murillo injured subbed off

>>150752993
they have 2 green fixtures in a row, i was going to get rid of him after those
just frustrating and i'm fucked if udogie is a dud move or porro gets benched

>see Arse Anal scored
>Haha here we go, some gyok points
>Go watch the goal
>It's the DM scoring a worldie from a set piece
This lot aren't a serious team. They're genuinely just an FM team where you use the broken meta glitchy corners

>>150752248
I don't understand defcon so I'll just ignore it the same way I ignored the assman chip

>>150753039
It’s an absolute meme so you’re doing the right thing. It would be like focusing on midfielders with a high pass completion rate because they might get bonus

>>150753028
says he already got defcon points surely not

>>150753058
Wow warra three pointer m8 you’ll be soaring up the rankings with that one

>>150753073
I don't have him and 2 points can make a difference in my h2h league

>>150753058
fucking unbelievable not only do i have an injured player but i miss out on a comfy 3 points (would be decent for my average with defenders) because i benched him

I should've wildcard Gyokeres out and got Haaland. Haaland's getting at least 2 against the scum

>>150753058
this is what i was thinking with murillo today, cos arsenal were always going to force him to work a lot.

>>150753038
>Always was
Arteta would have been fired years ago if they did not have the corner whisperer

>>150750709
Ndiaye is a good pick though desu
6.5m for an OOP player who passes the eye test and now has a decent goal per game record for his club. He just hasn't popped in a haul yet either last or this season. When he starts racking goals and assists in the same game he's gonna be flying up the ownership ranks.

>>150753038
No one on FM plays defensive football though

>>150753375
Wish it was viable.

Knew I should've gotten him.

GYODOKERES

Could’ve had eze but went for noni im so cucked

need another cockeres goal and an arse cs wipe from someone like sangare or an og

PYOKEREEEEEES

woltemade in

Postecoglou is a truly, truly awful manager. I've no idea why that insane fat Greek sacked Nuno for his fellow rotund Hellene.

Hold CS pls gabrismell

did woodfags just get cucked out of a point with that 59th min sub?

Wood and CHO off at 59’ for 1 pointers kek get rekt

benched wood haha

Wood hooked at 59'. KWAB.

>>150753381
Even if it was viable it still wouldn't be fun

>>150752131
He's starting. Thank fuck

>rice subbed on

Man that's gay as shit, I dont know who is first on my bench but I'd rather that than this one pointer

>>150753718
Why do you have a holding midfielder in your FPL team?

If your captain gets subbed, does vice captain take over in earning double points?

>>150753984
No

You did get rid of your Forest shitters now that fraud is managing them, right?

>>150753737
For the dc & attacking returns. He's gotten me 2 assists so far

>>150753039
Based retard

>>150753525
Nepotism innit

>>150753664
no fucking way?

Gabriel last second block gets him defcon and I think he’s on for one bonus point aswell as the cs. Nice one

fucking hell i feel like such a kneejerking twat lmao i sold my best player and he's ended up fucking starting the match

r8 my free hit

>>150754209
Won't be happy when Dango scores.

If David Brooks scores today I'll post a picture of my knob with his name written on it

>>150754311
As if you’d get past the V

It's only week 4. Don't think I'll last until mid way

>>150754373
I can wrap it round both sides of the shaft and over the bell, lol retard

Come on Ndiaye, you son of a bitch

Cant wait for a Ollie hatty

Literally don’t have a single player in the 3pms
Irrelevant 14 teams

>>150753643
wrong
i want to build a wall and make the opposition pay for it

Semenyo assist btw

Munoz yellow card

>>150754898
fucks sake I hate this fucking GAY GAME

still in disbelief that i'm having to root against ndiaye

Wolte essential?

>>150754604
Should probably have watched Villa before buying. Holy hell they are bad

Pino having a shocking game.

Mateta not worth it without Eze or Sarr

>>150755083
yeah i've totally and utterly blown the entire season this week with that cock up
thanks a lot moyes
watkins and mateta also never scoring again

Cant keep up with all these goals

Ange might actually be a nonce. Who makes subs in the 59th minute.

>>150755097
I rate him and think he was a good punt but he's not doing well so far. Still a ways to go.

Can I please have a return from Watkins this is getting silly now

Forest have two decent games coming up, then they're gone

>>150755119
it was a move i had in mind for a couple of weeks time rather than this week though, after seeing if he was hitting the ground running or not. fucking ndiaye getting the yellow triangle made me panic. you never know what might happen but i feel like 99 times out of 100 ndiaye outperforms pino looking at how it's going right now

Mateta you fucking african-american score some goals will you

Ndiaye & Mateta get your fucking act together and score some goals

why did I fall for grealish if I know he just cuts inside and passes backwards?

Third year in a row I've had a shit start ffs

>>150755216
For only 10.99 you can get access to the AI that will surely make you beat us retards.

>ndiaye 3 off defcons at half time
i WILL kill myself

imagine sneedcho and harvey elliot joining your comfy club and training sessions
its no wonder villel will be shit this season

>>150755346
Jadon Sancho will save them, have faith.

>>150755389
As someone who watched him at Sheff Utd he's a player who does everything. Defends, attacks, scores, dribbles. FPL gold.

>>150755464
yeah and i just transferred him out for yeremy micropino

OH MY GOD THIS FRAUD JUST FUCKED A SITTER

Mateta & Ndiaye are misfiring frauds

Mateta you fraud I WC'd you in, do something

SEMENYO GOAL PENALTY

SEMENYO GOLAZO
at least something

Semen demons doing well

>>150755778
>xavi
I'm curious about the lad.

>>150755778
who plays up top? tel?

had semen last year and it was just blank after blank and now i don't have him and he's as potent as ever

>>150755813
Think so

>>150755831
get him in so he stops scoring pls

>Konsa on my bench
>Munoz in my team
Ouch.

>>150755778
What a mong I am for owning Johnson
Although if he doesn’t come on I may get gudmunssons cs off my bench

I swapped Pickford out for Verbruggen

>>150755831
get on trt

mommy can i have another wildcard?

Grealzy learning he does not play for a big team.
KWAB

UNBESMEGGINLIEVABLE

>>150755889
Much you wanna bet Reindeers hits 2 assists and a goal now? (I started Grealish over him)

ndiaye just got 12 defcons thus confirming my ultimate kwab status for this week

you'd think mateta would score here, wouldn't you?

Another Watkins blank

useless CUNT

I'm so done with forwards, most of them are fucking frauds. 4-5-1 here I come.

>>150756075
Nine million pound sterling

Grealish is my only player to not get any returns so far (if you count DC as a return). Surely he's gonna do SOMETHING right? He would let himself be the most brought in player and then let us all down against a dog shit team, would he?

it's gonna be an ndiaye winner just to crush me

>>150752891
i came here to laff
and now i am laffin

Mateta is a get rid and bring him back later on

>>150756193
is he benched?
would net me reinildo points

memery must be sacked

17 points on the bench right now.

>>150756112
The fact they want you to pay 5.5m for a sunderland forward is hilarious

Leeds clean sheet wiped fuck sake

>Martinez time wasting on goal kicks at 0-0 vs Everton
They're finished

>>150756251
And I have the cunt who scored it

Gudmundsson cucking template bros

I GIVE UP

11 pointer for andersenchads

Gudmundsson smashing it into the net, shame it's his own

andersen you fucking CHAD

Gudmundsson u idiot

Might consider defencemaxxing

>>150756308
>>150756311
Fellow CHADS.

verbruggen in goal is starting to irk me but I suppose its not super urgent. If I dont give watkiins the sunderland game who would i even sell him to

a total and utter disaster
lost 2 points swapping ndiaye for pino and 4 points on the doomed udogie transfer
reinildo, who i would have started otherwise, gets 6 of course
guarantee frank brings udogie on for a 5 min cameo so i don't get those
absolutely awful. need literally everything else to go my way this weekend including a haaland hattrick

It's unbelievable how I get fucked every week

>>150756496
post yfw (p)aqueta

>all of my points are coming from clean sheets

Im due for a wc, this is just getting silly now

>>150755778
This spurs front 3 roulette is gonna trip up a lot of people this year
>>150756112
For me it's Ekitike(Isak soon) Haaland Gyokeres front 3

>picking a defender that plays against villa keeps working
so who are we transferring in from Sunderland?

My front 3 is Watkins, Mateta, Wood.

Who do I transfer out this week?

>>150756860
all 3

>>150756860
unironically keep all 3 for the fixtures

>>150756905
ONE

Break a leg, Kudus

No, seriously. Break a leg.

>>150756860
I'd hold all 3 but mateta has the hardest fixtures if you're set on getting rid of one

>Richarlison on the bench
wtf Frank
you don't bench brazilians when they're in good form they get easily demoralized

>>150756565
i'd just laugh at this point

Get Tel off and Richarlison on

>Saves your week

https://youtu.be/FvFKmcfcx58

saaarr

Wrong darkie scored.

YESSSSSSSS FINALLY SOME LUCK

SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

SARR MY SON

Such a good little black differential
My dark horse
I’m wishing upon a Sarr

Joe pedo benched I’m sick to me bastard stomach

>>150758525
Joao Pedro is a fucking troll

>>150758525
no he isn't. palmer on the bench

Saar is getting bonus points too :D

>>150758525
>>150758594
>>150758607
Nvm fell for a troll comment on x
Fucking cucurella is benched though which makes me want to kms

>Cucu benched
Hope he doesn't come on and troll me out of Konsa 6 pointer

>Cucurella benched
I have Livramento on the bench with 6 points, YOU JUST KNOW he is going to get subbed on and get a 2 pointer.

Thiagobros give our boy your power.

>VDV golazo
First time something good happened to me this season.

Fucking bergvall and VDV returns again

yeah i sold VDV on a wildcard

right so that's two spurs defenders i passed over for the benched udogie who have both gotten goal contributions

Why is Cucurella on the bench

>>150750760
>i did it
JUST

none of my players are doing anything

>>150758817
The bald cunt put him on the bench just to spite me. Sorry.

might as well just ride out my villa players at this point, they're like team mascots

My team is getting carried by Saar

>udogie subbed on
well that's fucking that then. rip reinildo's 6 points and rip me in general.

>>150756496
>udogie ON

>>150758817
/int/ break, played two 90 minutes. But you never know who gets the rest and who doesn't.

I've actually got some points, lads

>>150758991
only clean sheet points from my other 2 spurs shitters as well. couldn't have picked it all worse this week. you've got to laugh.

gudus bls

>cucurella benched
>de ligt is my 1st sub

>>150759044
He'll get subbed on and Chelski are going to concede. We're going to get 2 points from him, don't you worry.

>>150759044
you deseve it for even owning de ligt

>score 3 goals
>Kudus has 0 returns
Picked the wrong Ngubu once again.

>>150759099
We all have the wrong Ngubu

Done my WC last night when I was sleepy and accidentally benched VDV and started Esteve. I want to kill my kms. I have 18 points on my bench right now.

Another great week

>>150759432
>picks a shit team
>complains when he gets a low score

>VDV 14 points
>Last on my bench
REEEEEEE

Can't actually believe that I actually got Joao Pedro back
He'll probably get injured after 25 minutes

I hate this game

Joao Pedro is useless as a 9

nice, now I just need Cucu to get subbed on

Chelski in shambles

jordan gaynderson essential

I despise Joao Pedro

Have him, he blanks
Get rid, he bangs them in
Have him, he blanks

>>150761438
I refuse to believe that their success depended on washed up Rashford and Asensio

Hojlund has scored for Napoli

Why are my FUCKING players always getting FUCKING BOOKED I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME REEEEEEEEE

>Cucurella already in
kek

Hello darkness my old friend

Pedro, lets fucking go

oh of course he'd score this fucking week

oh fuck off

these fluke pedo assists are making me sick

Sneaky JP assist

>the week I traded Palmingz
Why couldn’t I keep the faith, bros?

All I want is a Joao Pedro goal to break the jinx

Caicedochads I kneel

>dropped caicedo for enzo
Kill me.

Yeah, I'm not playing this shit game anymore. Mate already 28 points ahead of me in the league.

53 points so far and I still have Liverpool tommorow. Not bad.

> trade for reijders wk 1
>too many injuries and dont want to -4
>abandon team

>>150729248
Kek

>>150763292
28 points? I once came from rock bottom of a 50 person league about 14 games into the season to finish first. Don't be a bitch.

PAIN
SUFFERING
ALL I HEAR
HORROR
ALL I SEE

>>150767493
haha you are like little baby

ez ranks :)

Bowen & watkins have cost me so many points, so fraudulent

>>150777280
You were warned repeatedly, especially regards Fraudkins.

Also benched VdV and felt smug about my double palace CS lmao
At least Palmer scored but fuck me what a shite start to the season I'm having. With VdV benching that's now 4GWs and I've only had two double digit returns from a player.

>45 pts with Salah, Mbeumo, Haaland (c) to go
Not bad but i have JSL and Sarr injured, my bench is getting worse

Ummmm lads, I think We Need to Talk About Brazilian Fraud Kevin (new Fulham singing)...Looks sharp

transferred grealish in and started him over van de ven haha lmao lol

>>150780921
Kicked JSL out for Thiago Brentford. JSL's return is unknown and Thiago is a starter for Brentford despite being rather new. And with that move I saved 0.7m

>>150755415
Elliott is good though

>cucurella benched
>vdv in sub

Isak not in the squad

top kek. There are some players who had him in their teams even before this gameweek.

Should've gotten Ekitike instead of Mateta. Oh well.

Liverpool have Everton at home next gw
Isak will probably play a part in that

>>150783871
Hmm no I don’t think he will actually

Is hungry wing backs the new meta?

i've seen enough, salad out after after everton

yeah owning a villa attacker sucks but at least i don't own florian wirtz

Sick to bastard death of salad you fucking fraud why the fuck do I keep giving you chances you stupid mother fucker

Ekitike & Gakpo, do something cunts

I could sell Salah and find the best player in each position. Fuck am I doing here

Kekez

>>150784493
Salah to someone like Eze gw 6 or 7 and 7 million in bank

Salah and wirtz so shit

wirtz finally getting sold, fuck him if he can't even do it vs burnley
ndiaye back in after my disasterclass transfer yday

Any of you retards have kerkez? Kek

why the fuck has mateta risen to 7.6m overnight? he's been complete trash

How many gorillionz did Liverpool pay for Wirtz again?

>>150784675
54,943,992,100 vietnamese dongs plus add ons

>>150784648
He'll be going back down tonight

Feeling like Salah set and forget (C) is not a thing this season

Wtf happened with Kerkez
He wasn't lasting until half time without getting a red?

>>150784731
He looks a tad down syndrome

salah is unironically finished

>>150784781
Slots autistic positional play shite means he’s stuck hugging the right touchline. Not worth the money or armband in this system

>>150784804
maybe horny slut knows he's finished

Salah will score when Liverpool get their mandatory penalty against a small team.

>want to talk shit about kekez owners
>remember i have wood (and not in a good way)

If Salah could control a pass, Wirtz would have 3 assists this game. He keeps doing nice little one-twos and then Salah takes a massive touch and a CB sends it 80 yards down the pitch. Also genuinely can't understand why Ekitike didn't just gamble and throw a leg out at the Wirtz pass in the 6 yard box

Cba

>>150784938
wirtz pr team in damage control mode, how much is the german jlingz paying you

>>150784956
>3 out of 4 defenders from one team
>2 united players
>Watkins, who hasn't scored in months
>Wood under newly appointed Ange against Arsenal defence
lad...

>>150784956
keane could have scored two easily yday as well

>>150784956
>that forward line

you must have been a very naughty boy in your previous life

Auschwirtz lost possession 15 times btw

Auschwirtz lost possession 19 times btw

Oh I am going to kill myself

>>150784956
I think you picked the wrong Manchester team

Yeah fuck this, I need to do a wildcard

>>150785156
I did that this week and yet here I am bitching and complaining just like before the international break.

Get Ekitike, turns shit. Class

Lovely...

New
>>150785207

wonder if anyone is actually going to collect these potential esteve clean sheet points

>>150785260
Some lucky autosubs probably

SALAH GOAL

MY

EGYPTIAN

KING

>>150784956
Probably the worst team I've seen

>>150743998
shite team ya mug, i owned you