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no clue what I should do for my 21st coming up. wanted to see a game but no basketball at this time.

>>150532446
go to a bar or a club

>>150532474
I don't drink and I dont have interest in going to clubs

>>150532484
Stripclub then

>>150532484
You should have ONE drink on your 21st birthday. Get a nice glass of wine.

>>150532446
Go get a tranny hooker and have “her”fuck you in the ass

wardell...my goat...2016 playoffs didnt happen btw, it wasnt real...

Is 7 inches enough nowadays?

>>150532706
If you care what women think of your dick you already lost

>>150532706
7? I am only 4 inches
Go Celtics btw

>>150532706
I prefer much bigger cocks in my ass

>>150532706
7 inches is almost the average. It will do.

Been rewatching the finals and shai really is crazy skilled but when he gets like 20 fts by running into somebody and doing a backflip it is disgusting to watch

>>150533095
i dont even care about that bullshit, and it is bullshit, but its the defense being allowed to be more physical than everybody else. why teams got different rules brah?

>>150532484
Go watch a movie with your friends or family then. It doesn't have to be some grand stuff.

>>150533095
The eurobasket is such a refreshing view despite the worse talents. Pretty balanced offense and defense, not that much foul baiting aside from Slovenia

>>150534105
Does LeBum pay rent for all that headspace he occupies in your head? Both you and lefraud are huge faggots

>>150534334
you have no respect for /nba/ culture

How many of you are playing nba2k26?

>>150532706
Given that 99% of men who claim 7 are actually 5, i'd say no

>Fanbo Zeng headed to Brooklyn, reports trainer
>The Chinese forward is likely to sign soon
Zeng dynasty starts now

>>150532446
The woman on the right got that Misty drip kek

>>150532446
Go on a trip to South America.

>>150532446
thicc shit on the left

my nigga is talking reckless about Hana (our favorite knicks girl) and im about to have to check his bitch ass

>>150536842
she's retarded

>>150536850
she can say all the dumbass shit she wants cuz shes knicks bae

We got Topic, stupid

KD too pussy to step to /nba/

>>150537132
He knows he’d get called the n word

>>150536842
That woman is not necessarily fat yet but you can tell that it's coming.

/nba/ wouldn't say shit to KD

>>150537190
She's fat and angle frauding until further notice in my eyes

>>150537190
She’s Latina. They all get fat.

>>150535220
there is no way someone can fraud themselves through 2 inches of penis length. height maybe but a 5 incher and 7 incher are worlds apart. just ask my throat

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y01IS9lH1cs
Look how many ringless bums get covers dude like what the fuck, and Curry still hasnt gotten a single cover just for himself

>>150537843
Ring without FMVP doesn’t mean shit

>>150538045
Where is Kyrie and Zion Williamson's Finals MVP?

>>150538118
Curry didn't have enough aura to be on a cover when he was younger

Hey guys Aleksej Pokusevski here, Ask me Anything!

>>150538670
I really thought him and Chet were going to do something

LeBron’s longevity is insane, Jordan was taking multiple year breaks and still not nearly as dominant in his later years. LeBron makes the post season every year and is all NBA 2nd team in his 40s

LeBron is the GOAT

>>150539036
1. Curry
2. Jordan
3. Kobe
4. LeBron

This is objective fact

>>150539163
Can’t be top ten if you only play half the game, LeBron guards 1-5 and Curry can’t even guard his own position

>>150539183
Cope

>>150539183
>LeBron guards 1-5 and Curry can’t even guard his own position
I feel like individual player defense is the most overrated concept ever when you can get away with saying shit like this.

>>150539036
Obvious ragebait unironic troll post,

>>150537315
Depends on the women, worst insult that gets to any man is their sausage length

>>150539183
1v1 defense is mostly effort and length. Curry gives the effort, he just the smallest guy on the court most of the time, so yes he suffers a bit in that one aspect. Being tall is not a skill.

>>150539349
Being tall is the most important attribute of being a basketball player, of course LeBron is a better defender and all time player due to his size and athleticism.

>>150539232
>individual defense doesn’t matter
Funny how every GOAT level player met the standard of being an elite individual defender whereas with Curry we have to rethink how important half the game of basketball is because he sucks at it

>>150537207
hes /ourguy/

>>150537132
He's definitely been lurking and probably posting here for the past decade. Dude has no gf, no family really... nothing except his glass house bus rider legacy.

>>150539839
Name how many players in typical top 10s are below 6'5?

Also the idea that defense is half the game is both a reduction and presupposition.

Meal.

>>150539996
Apparently he has a gf now


>>150538459
Curry is the most neotenic player in the history of the NBA, I never understand why he was viewed as the next face if all he can do is shoot 3s

>>150540015
How many bottom ten defenses have won a championship in the last 50 years? You pick LeBron first in any fantasy draft because Curry requires an entire team being built around him to mitigate his weakness

>>150536994
And then he blows out his knee again and Chet Holmfag breaks his ankle and gains no weight

Thunder fags are so painfully delusional, they're blowing up their actual core which are the bench players and hope the surround the big 3 with shit rookies, I've said it before, they'll lose and lose hard, Chet was never a 3rd option either

>>150537190
Fridge is about 30% done
fatinas cant make it to 30 without becoming fat as hell

the front office actually achieved what i thought was impossible: they made my warriorers worse

Meal.

>>150537301
Latinas are very clingy and obsessive and they get fat. I don’t know why people date them. They also are just crazy in general.

>>150540702
They are good wife material. Usually they cook and clean and are loyal.

>>150540754
>They are good wife material. Usually they cook and clean and are loyal.
what is this the 50s? I can do all of those things myself. My mom was just like that to my dad and I hated that she did that for him when he treated her like shit. Would rather not have one like that personally. I’m glad women today no longer do that.

>>150540754
>They are good wife material
yes, if you want your wife to go from 110 lbs to 300 lbs in two years or after the first kid

>>150540754
if the latina is loyal then she ain't really latina

>>150540754
Latinas are NOT loyal lmao.

>>150540702
There’s a video on twitter about a Latina girl who got ghosted by a guy before their first date, and she made him like a full course meal with homemade stuff, she started crying and shit. Must be the water in the southern hemisphere. Explains why weapschizo is mentally ill

>>150540742
with the crown? corny af

>>150540877
Lebron is the king.

>>150534878
Shut up, faggot. You shame our flag.

I just want to let y'all niggas know that the mayo monkey recently posting under my flag wasn't me. Real nigga like me would never act like that. It's probably some ladyboy from Ljubljana.

this shits fucked

>>150541026
No one forces these niggas to fuck gold digging hoes

>>150540609
I mean nothing has happened yet other than Looney leaving,

the biggest issue with the warriors is the team has cookie cutter shitters, and is a shell of its former self, Drayboon is solely to blame for punching the future of their team in Poole, but its also everyones else for not fucking getting rid of the piece of shit, they defended the POS and lost a future face PG that could've been the passing of torch from Curry,

No KD, No Klay, Iggy retired, Draymond unathletic and cant score, McGee moved to other teams, Zaza retired, yea... you know the deal

>>150541026
what did pj do to deserve this

>>150541026
why are u guys knocking up hoes without titties you just asking to get memed on

>>150541026
He can’t compete with a real nigga (Kevin Gates) even with money that boy is a fucking lame and women can smell it, won’t be two years before that man’s son is calling another man daddy

>>150541026
i swear to god i saw this woman with a rapper

>>150541121
all these rappers and athletes share women like some big sex club. see it a lot in the nfl and especially in the nba.

>>150541196
nasty af

>>150541026
our guy Kev would never make this mistake

On a side note, that all dark cadillac escalade is pretty sweet. Based PJ.

This is a Flaggot owned league now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVee9UQg7dU

>>150541196
I don't fucking get it. Is it some kind of black thing? You see these black basketball players and wide receivers and such and they all want to fuck porn stars and strippers and OnlyFans whores. I wouldn't touch most of those women with surgical gloves on yet for some reason these dudes can't get enough of them. What gives?

>>150541371
Low IQ and zero impulse control. They literally outside hotels NBA teams are staying in and hook up with them to hopefully get pregnant and rape them for child support in court.

>>150541371
They all of a sudden have the opportunity to live out their teenage coomer dreams getting to fuck their childhood crushes. Its degenerate but not too crazy. And I cant lie theres some bad bitches out there

>>150540889
king of what

>>150541460
Getting his bussy broken

>>150541460
PED usage.

>>150541460
30 years from now Hezonja will tell his grandchildren about the times he shat all over lebron and giannis

next poster likes kissing men

>>150541508
Gimme some sugar, Nikola

>>150541515
mmmuah

Which NBA player is this?

>>150541460
yall goat can't create separation without being a superior athlete or lowering his shoulder. Couldn't survive in the era of men

>>150541535
<3

>>150541549
Yeah he has no game. He's just Giannis with better passing.

>>150541544
Quite clearly Ayton

>>150541497
My conspiracy theory is that he was removed from the league to make it fairer for the other players

The National Basketball Association is in trouble

>>150541661
I found picrel funny. But it’s still cope

I’m not an advanced stat nerd because I don’t actually know what any advanced stats mean, and I only use them when they support my biases

>>150541648
We all know his weakness

>>150541544
why does the zesty nigga want to marry a woman stupid enough to have a vision board

>>150541648
>colege stats
Kek

>>150541770
>>150541809
Lukek’s are coping because they know Nico was right

>>150541821
You will never be Ireshart

>>150541828
And that's a good thing!

>>150541863
True

If I call Nikola Jokić "Niggola Grapejuice", is that racist?

Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Robert Horry is a top 25 player of all time

>>150541924
No, but this is a top 10 playoff dunk of all-time.

Thinking basketballs top 25 peaks of the 21st century so far

>>150542088
>le billionaire
>shirtless ad
>burger king crown
>loss to every opponent

>>150542088
This reminds me that apparently, back when LeBron was on his rookie contract with the Cavs, he left somebody a voice mail on their cell phone where he said, "Yo, this is King James here." So 'King James' is something he unironically calls himself, and it's how he refers to himself in the third person.

My ex from a decade ago linked up with me and is coming over tonight. She's 50lbs heavier from when we broke up. Our biggest memory together was taking her to the Cavs championship parade and we got to see all the players like LeBron, Kyrie, Shumpert, Love, Smith, Tristan, Channing, Richard up close and we ended up partying at the club. Should I set up a web camera for my own safety in case some fishy business happens because I don't entirely trust her but I don't know the exact laws on that

>>150542256
>She's 50lbs heavier from when we broke up
why see her at all?

>>150542256
You need to tell her you're into fat women and buy her some doughnuts to eat.

>>150542256
>She's 50lbs heavier

>>150541648
I've seen enough. Flagg is the Hybrid of legend

>>150541770
>he uhh missed a shot!
this all the antis got lmao

>>150542088
>every rival was defeated
Classic LeFraud word twisting. Yes you defeated timmy steph and kd. Guess what. Timmy owns you 2-1, Steph 3-1, KD 2-1. You never defeated Dirk. The only guy you truly beat in the finals is Jimmy Butler.

>>150541964
Dwight howard disrespect is real

>>150542439
Harden is the real headscratcher. Hate him or not him taking the warriors to 7 in his MVP season is top 10 at least. Putting McGrady over him is disgusting

I have list fatigue

>>150539183
Curry is not even a bad defender, he's average

>>150542458
Yes. Peak harden is not too far behind his rivals. I didnt even notice it. How is he behind shai. Wtf

>>150540589
she'll never be a fridge. her hips are wider than her waist

>>150542256
>She's 50lbs heavier

>>150541964
Where my GOAT curry. Despite Thinking Basketball's proclivity to Lebron Glaze, Currdawg better be numba 1

>>150541964
Also why the fuck is Draymond Green that fucking high? Holy fuck those stupid Advanced metrics must glaze the fuck out of him.

>>150542426
Him winning 2016 is arguably the worst thing to ever happen to the sport of basketball. Unfortunately we cant call Dirk a rival because he never faced him more than once, but even though he lost 3 times to Curry, because he won "once" off the luckiest bullshit ever, he "defeated a rival".

>>150541964
What's his criteria? The first half of Manu's career has some insane advanced stats, especially for his position and time period, so I would think that is valued highly. But then I see Tatum rated and he's only had 1 bretty gud advanced stat season (this last season). So now I'm kind of confused.

>>150542670
Most advanced stats don't even rate Draymond that high except for a couple years, and the years are spread apart (15-16 and 21-22 are high 2 peak years). So I have no idea what Thinking Basketball does to rate guys. Draymond is rated more through eye test and coaching perspective.

>>150542088
Gayest ad i've ever seen

>>150542760
Thinking basketball does have some pseudo intellectualism/ pretentiousness

>>150542760
I guess even the most seemingly objective persons ultimately defer to the most subjective judgements in the end.

>>150542814
Don't really enjoy his videos. It's like he doesn't have a main point that he wants to focus on. For example, the title might suggests he's talking about Hali's offense, but when i watch the video, he ends up talking about Siakam, TJ, etc.

Daniel Li is way better. He explains things in simple terms and his videos are overall just easier to digest.

>>150541964
>mcgrady
looks like his coping tour has been paying off

>>150541821
>>150542378
How are you all gonna cope when he start bricking game winners left and right like Gaytum?

>>150542881
His vids that cater to that work for me, usually when he's talking about a new tactic teams are using or a team's weird offense like these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQoyhTFQC0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6-NPUOHH6I

>>150542955
>gaytum sucks so uhh this guy will too?

.

>>150542593
>gets tricked by high waist pants and angles

MPJ is still less of a pseudo intellectual than Jaylen Brown

>>150542256
time to man up

>>150543307
hi 4 chang and I'm KD. yall love to post shit talk, but ain't no one frontin yall sad

aw dang it! if only i had a REAL team i woulda done been stackin fat rangz!!!

So where will KWABminga be traded to?

Gonna be real interesting to see what lineups the mad magazine kid will do next year with all the new additions. I wonder if AG will end up being a small 5 at some point

>>150544942
The Sacramento Wizard HorNETs where he belongs.

>warriors traded poole before kuminga
>for fucking nothing too
most retarded franchise ever.

>>150544942
No team wants Kumnigga. That's why he still doesn't have a contract.

>>150545437
>2018: Argues with KD, wins ring, KD gets traded next season
>2022: wins ring, punches Poole, Poole gets traded next season
It's always him, isn't it

>>150545631
what he's doing is working though
he has a guaranteed analyst position after he retires
and he'll be rated as the #2 warrior ahead of klay and kd
and he'll be first ballot hof

>>150545631
2016 was also his fault

>>150545631
Drayboon is completely machiavellian about maintaining his role on the team and indirectly his bag. KD and later Poole staying on makes it very hard for Dray to get paid and would push his value to the team down, which would open him up to being traded and thus potentially moved to a team where he can't run the drayboon offense. We'll see if Dray makes the Jimmy situation deteriorate or if he accepts that this is his last run and he is close to retirement.

>>150544200
is you the one that be shootin 54 hangpulls from odee treyball?

Support the WNBA. These ladies need it. Women sports are the future and there's money in it if you just invest.

>>150546605
how did those chingy bastards at nike invent bright shorts that don't show butthole sweat spots?

>>150546605
Support Palestine. These heroes need it. Victims of Jewish genocides are the future and there's money in it if you just invest.

>>150546853
yes I agree and support the WNBA

if the WNBA can be successful and profitable why does the team that won the first 4 championships not exist

>>150546900
??? Just find a waifu and support jesus fucking christ we need your help this is a CRISIS.

>>150546629
The defensive control schemes were the pinnacle of NBA gameplay:
Button 1: Block
Button 2: Steal
Button 3: Turbo
Turbo + Steal = Push that motherfucker

>>150546605
I don't want to be seen as a coomer

>>150546286
eh he did almost win them game 7

Poll
>https://poal.me/iksrpl
>https://poal.me/iksrpl
>https://poal.me/iksrpl

>>150547800
There wouldn't have been a game 7 if he didn't get suspended

My failures in the NBA haunt me and only alcohol can numb the pain...

>>150542088
why is the majority of the ad just close ups of sweaty lebron? who is this targeted to? why would you buy sneakers because of this

>>150542774
>>150548262
I don't even know what's being advertised here. What is this ad trying to sell me? lmao

>>150548285
it's just lenarcissist stuff. you think he'd make a commercial like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45mMioJ5szc

>>150548420
Now THIS is kino

>>150547443
I request a more modern nba jam where there's a fourth button for flopping. Imagine the potential of turbo flopping

>>150548207
He wouldn't have been suspended if LeBron didn't cry to then league office about something he instigated

>>150548459
i'm in my early 20s and i saw this quote on posters since i was a kid. has lebum ever had anything as iconic?

>>150548500
Oh 100%. As Stephen A said (which is one of the reasons Bron doesn't like him), the league gave Lebron a stimulus package.

>look up lebrons new ad on his instagram
>half the comments are jesus/christ is king
Social media isnt a real place

>>150548979
It's mostly bots

>>150548979
>>150549048
Its because hes called Eternal King in the ad which probably rubbed the devout christians the wrong way given Jesus is their supreme king

>>150547800
Look at Curry man, so inspirational

can i kick it?

Think of your favorite all time player or even just a player doing something great in NBA history. LeBron is greater than him

>>150550387
Peak harden>peak curry/peak kd/peak kawhi
And i will die on that hill

>>150532706
It used to be the 6 rule now it's the 8 rule

https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

im true neutral

>>150532446
pokegirls are either trannies or hot nerds, no in-between.

>>150550408
>mr 20 FTA over anyone
if we're talking about peak floppers sure, but the revisionism is crazy

fuck gaybe

We are NOT ready https://x.com/Thanasis_ante43/status/1962204848629100630

>>150550896
Which individual is trans in that picture?

>>150551246
Why do trans women interest you leafjeet?

Meal. Back to the basics.

>>150551132
so much for yawnis wanting out
lebum and klutch mafia propaganda will never turn him into a merc

>>150551508
Classic mealanon

>talen horton tucker signs with fenerbahce
There was a time when this guy was classified untradeable

>>150551599
Lakers choose him over Caruso kek

>>150551606
Were post jerry Lakers thing to do

>>150551508
That looks like one bite of mac.

>>150551508
>zero sugar
The irony.

>>150551508
mac cheese at my grocery store is so expensive it's like $10 a pint

>>150551508
>april/may ‘24 weapschizo
>april/may ‘25 mealanon

>>150551881
lebron is a white man

Hotel LeBron sitting on a proud 2.6 stars on google!

StreamerP

>>150552263
This is nigga is so supremely talented but will never win a ring. Sad

>>150552263
I remember pg streaming on twitch. I think streamer was his dream job if he wasnt in the league

Aura

>>150552776
Okay chet...we are listening

>>150552845
He can fuck waaaaay hotter bitches with his LMS. No idea why he's wasting his time jacking off to mid bitches propped up by jewish pedophiles.

>>150552887
>mid bitches propped up by jewish pedophiles.
Nobody is talking about your mother and father

Who will I obsessively hate watch now that embiid is gone? I have no purpose…

>>150552776
>snapchat in 2025
Time to grow up.

Stephen A. Smith says he’s leaving the door open to running for President in 2028

“I have no intentions on being a politician, but I left the door open, A, because friends and loved ones of mine have asked me to do so and, B, because if these candidates appear to be as atrocious as they’ve been and we don’t see a light at the end of the tunnel to go up against what the other side is throwing in our direction, then will I entertain it? Yeah, I’ll entertain it.”

>>150552776
cringe

>>150553010
I have no idea who uses that app anymore its kind of corny

Meal.

>>150553827
Are these the same images every day?

>>150553893
Don't look like it. Yesterday the cookies were on the right side

Gun to your head name one iconic match from lebron in the western playoffs

>>150553893
Not unless he's shopping the sell by dates

>>150553893
No he just gets the same things everyday

Seeing bellichicks demise I wonder
Phil Jackson had a similar situation when he went to the Knicks
Was he also a jordan kobe babby like tom and bill

>>150555968
Phil was a coach, not a front office guy. And they just gave him an offer he couldn't refuse so he phoned it in.

Meal after work

>>150555968
Tom won without Brady. Bill hasn’t done shit since Tom left his ass.

>>150555968
nah, phil made the jump from coach to team president (which of course only the knicks would be retarded enough to do)
bill however is very much a brady babby

>>150556204
Mealanon, where do you live that you can sit outside at 8pm?

>>150556204
Where's the meat, puto

>>150556430
Are we sure meal anon is east coast? It looks pretty bright out and he just got off work.

>>150556430
Probably the east coast.

>>150556204
i cant understand empty croissants twice a day for weeks

>Be me
>Dream is to become a clinical psychologist
>Applied to 3 universities
>Got rejected by all of them
>Now stuck with a boring job
Is this it? Am I gonna have to live like a wanderless loser for the rest of life?

>>150556968
if a humble horse enjoyer from sombor could become an mvp, then you can become a psychologist. Defeat is in the mind. Go agane

>>150556968
It doesnt matter anyways since we are stuck in a 1980s feedback loop

>>150556968
Logic would dictate that to pursue your dream you should apply to more universities.

>>150556968
you gave up so yes that is it for you

>>150556238
>>150556145
So just because Kobe and Jordan didn’t win without Phil he clears bill?

>>150557104
What does "1980s feedback loop" mean?

>>150557140
I never said that lol

>>150556968
>dream is to become a [fake job]

What do you think someone who eats 12 crossiants a day looks like?

>>150557350
white

>[Johnson] Jonathan Kuminga is leaning toward the 1-year, $7.9M qualifying offer after Golden State refused to add a player option in their 2-year, $45M offer. Year 1 of the Warriors offer is $21.75M.
The nightmare is almost over

>>150557448
Mealanon is black though

>>150557224
its all orchestrated

At what point do earrings on a player become zesty? Nobody called Jordan's earrings zesty but mccain is flaming.

>>150541100
idk how to say it but you have a way with words

>>150557826
Men shouldn't wear earrings. I had a cousin that wore them when he was 11 because of the "gangster rappers" that had them sometimes. He ended up being a turbo fag.

Is it an international thing, wearing an earright on the right ear only means youre a literam faggot

no but seriously, who will you losers obsessively hatewatch now that embiid is gone?

Fucking kek i looked at brittany renners (pjs ex) instagram account that bitch had a whole muslim arc wearing a hijab lmao. Hoe is treating religion like seasonal clothing
>>150558034
Tatum

In hindsight draft day went crazy

>>150558083
Gay ass

>>150557826
>>150557974
>>150558001
>>150558083
>>150558106
Maybe zesty is the real punk rock

mom found the piss bottles

>>150558298
weapschizo…

how lazy and fat do you have to be to not walk 20 ft to the bathroom

This general is full of characters.

Wardell Stephon Curry is da greatest...

its real

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1962920818079354895

>>150559001
normie list but 3 of them pretty hot and fit a certain profile
>>150558083
adam silver has these guys believing theyre fashion icons

>>150559083
Hawkeye's wife is extremely underrated

>>150559001
why does this dude have millennial taste in women wtf this is not bussin

>>150559385
hes older zoomer so he grew up with a lot of the same stuff millennials did

>>150559496
He was 4 or 5 when Transformers came out and Salma Hayek was old even for my 30 year old boomer ass

>>150559001
For me it's Jennifer Connelly...

>>150558070
Flagg

>>150559001
I actually respect Chet a little more for this

she used to be the sweetest girl

this nigga russbeast westgod really doesnt have a team baka

>>150560588
It's really crazy how nba has blackballed Westbrook to be honest. Absolutely shameless.

>>150557826
Jordan didn't do this

>>150558727
You must mean LeBron

>>150561074
Light skin niggas vs dark skin

Is this shit real?
https://youtu.be/1OwzYk6OCFM

MPJ’s comments on women are highly problematic, I thought the Nets organization was building around high character players post-big 3 and Simmons

>>150561675
This nigga is cooked

>>150561785
This you?

>>150562068
stern isn't in charge any more. if anything silver would wrist slap balmer and/or the clippers (non-factor since they're already cooked lel)

What a sorry way for Vuc to end his NT career
>>150561646
Huge

>>150562293
This isn't up just to Silver, other 29 owners may have something to say about Ballmer using his pocket money to cheat

>>150562327
the other 29 owners do similar things, they can't go too hard with it. there's a reason an independent guy like torres was the one who found out about this and not a major reporter who works for espn or turner, etc. or even the nba's own internal "investigators."

everybody turns a blind eye. the clips/balmer will get punished because a) getting caught is the real crime and b) they were so careless about it and just stupid. KL2 Aspire LLC? kek

Why did it take this long to figure out the shady shit the Clippers did to get Kawhi to come to the Clippers? It was obvious as fuck his uncle was negotiating a bunch of extra shit against the rules. Also that recorded phone call with Jerry West talking about the houses and cars for Kawhi and other shit.

For Kawhi to leave the Raptors the Clippers had to be throwing crazy cash and behind the door free shit with Ballmer's money.

https://youtu.be/8upzrKiqaJI

No joke guys. Stephen Wardell Curry might be the greatest basketball player ever, atleast in the pure sense of putting the basketball in the hoop in the best way possible, as consistently as possible, in as much varied BUT also, valuable ways possible (Aka long 2s and Kevin Durant are out of the conversation) This includes passing aswell.

Lately I've been trying to get myself to doubt and downplay steph, because he has so many doubters and questioners of his greatness, that I decided that I wish Curry faced Lebron with no Durant, while completely healthy, so that atleast if he lost everytime, I would have no reason to believe he was great. I would no longer have to hear the excuses, the caveats, the rationalizations like "The only reason steph is a good finisher or offensive player is because Le Draymond!"

Let me be more objectively right than all of you in believing Currdawg is the best of this entire generation at the very least.

>>150562449
You must had meant LeBron

>>150562438
Stephen A Smith called it 6 years ago lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/cgfej4/stephen_a_smith_on_first_take_allegedly_uncle/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=nba&utm_content=t1_nc6fghv

>>150562497
>>150562438
>The whole NBA when the clippers signed Kawhi

>>150562466
>nooo his punching bag is better than him
nah currdawg da goat

>>150562372
Super rich owners won't care much, but those whom main business is sports? No way

>>150562583
If they didn't care, then the NBA would just become the MLB with no salary cap and the owners would try to out pay each other in free agency every year.

They obviously will care because it's necessary to care. In order to enforce the rules and protect the NBA and their assets, they have to punish the Clippers severely enough that it won't happen again.

>>150562372
pinning it all on one guy then continuing business as usual is the NBA way

>>150562641
g-g-GAWDLIKE!

clip pack

It's over Clipperbros...

>>150562985
Those green marketing "carbon offset" companies are all money laundering fronts.

Knicks next

>>150562985
This should get you a lifetime ban from the nba and maybe even a prison sentence

F

>>150562449
Curry is at minimum the most talented player ever.

>the money laundering claims come out only after the clippers built their arena
hmmmmm

Maybe god will stop punishing the clippers if the NBA returns seattles team. Just saying

>>150563107
It really is weird the NBA never forced that. It makes perfect sense and would fix a lot of issues. The Clippers exist so that the B tier talent in LA can afford to go to a basketball game without Laker prices. They have no other purpose.

>>150563007
If I understand the fraud with those carbon neutral companies, it's that they never address the carbon emissions of industries or businesses and instead just say they will plant a tree or something to try and make up for the crazy emissions. Is that right or is it even worse?

>>150563048
How'd they do it?

>>150563268
>Global cooperative effort to stop people from watching sports for free, 100%
>Global cooperative effort to actually make the world a better place, FUCK NO
kek

>>150563048
Lebeta ruins everything

>destroys another franchise in your path
At least the Spurs and Raps got a chip out of it. Clips fans can't catch a break.

>>150563202
It's even worse, the deal isn't we will plant 1 tree but we will stop cutting down one tree. Most often in areas that wouldn't have the trees cut down anyways.

>>150557202
yes, easily
also the years bellichick didn't have brady were almost all complete dumpster fires, pretty sure he only made the playoffs twice

>>150562293
lol not like stern would give a shit either
like >>150562641 said he'd find someone to single out as a scapegoat and move on

>>150559001
Replace Margot with Olivia HusSEX (prime) and it's a good list

pablo torre is the best sports journalist of 2025, yes?

expose Brunson next

>>150563047
For whom? Should Kawhi be banned for signing the fraudulent contract? Or should Balmer be banned for giving it?

>>150563583
if i'm the NBA it's easy
>kawhi was brainwashed by uncle dennis
then pay some spurs teammate to shill about it
>uncle dennis was megahitler! kawhi wanted to stay with the heckin spurs but heckin dennis was way too hitler!!!
then pay some raptor's jobber
>uncle dennis was heckin ruining the vibes in toronto!! kawhi was gonna heckin stay for sure!!!
it'd be easy

>>150563048
Good. Only broke niggas are mad at this

>>150563636
WE ALL SAW HER TITS IN 9TH GRADE

>>150563636
why did you post a miami 5

>cheating the salary cap to sign a semi-retired player
jews gonna jew

>>150563764
Yep. He's been doing stuff like this for a while now too. Nice to see him get his props

>>150563911
It’s not cheating, it’s a loophole.

>>150563268
>No show job
We're talking about playing for the Clippers?

>Streameast has officially been shut down after two men connected to running it were arrested in Egypt.

>It was the world’s largest illegal sports streaming platform, with traffic averaging 136 million monthly visits.

>>150564068
Everyday I understand why George W Bush did what he did.

>>150564068
Methstreams clears streameast

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Drake offer to buy Kawhi a Mcmansion if he stayed with the Raptors? Or was this memory holed?

>>150564468
Hell no. Streameast had a better UI, better quality streams, none of those stupid invisible popup ads, etc.

Holy fuck the Sixers better be fined for this

>clippers and kawhi break rules with no consequences
>streameast taken down in global sting
>pedo rich people still keep their sex trafficking rings

Board man gets paid :)

>>150563636
We watched this in highschool and my teacher paused the movie when you saw her underage tits and everyone was yelling and banging their desks. All boys schools are gay though and I'd never enroll my kids in one

I hope Trump puts Kawhi in jail for fraud. No one is above the law.

>>150564732
Will Kawai even get in trouble? Figured just the clippys

It's over

>>150564732
>going to jail for money laundering through a shell company
lol that'd be one hell of a broken dam
literally every US politician will go to jail

>>150563808
Everyone involved in this, knowing what theyre doing, should go to prison but ballmer is never going there. Give ballmer a huge fine. Ideal case force him to sell but thats almost as unlikely as prison. This should be a much bigger scandal than people treat it as.

kawhi gonna have the weirdest legacy of all time

>>150564960
And he won't be around to participate in the discussion.

Wonder if this happened with Harden too?
>>150564875
This Fraud fucked the lakers and led to the okc dynasty

>>150564978
u sayin he's going for a helicopter ride?

In a just world this would get as much traction as the luka saga 7 months ago. Holy shit that was 7 months ago

>>150565030
No kek Kawhi doesn't seem to give a fuck about controlling the narrative surrounding his name. He just hoops and goes home. Doesn't participate in the media circus

MORE KAWHI NEWS. THIS NIGGA A STRAIGHT UP MOBSTER LOL

>>150565150
he wanted a private jet too....this nigga

>>150565150
>>150565206
Wasnt there some canadian condo owner who wanted to give him a free luxury home if he resigned.
Kawhi is a fucking menace

>turkey winning only to play germany
How can you be this retarded the serbs are playing the long con lmao

i would have been indifferent to these back do shenanigans, but kwahi doesnt even play

he did nothing wrong

>>150565322
Trying to extort extortionist will always be based in my book

>>150565404
Kawhi always been based

>illegally pay a guy twice (or more) what the salary cap allows
>STILL let him dictate roster moves and demand all your core players & picks gets traded for playoff pee
>said players winning rangz elsewhere while you're in dark alleys handing money off to shady uncles
Sterling looking pretty good now huh

eh hoops basketball and doesn't afraid of anything

>>150565627
no. It is still much preferable to have an owner who wants to win so much that he's willing to cheat than a penny pinching faggot like sterling

why doesn't baldmer just buy the entire nba he has the money

>LeMickey got Streameast shut down
Man, fuck LeMickey.
Good fucking job, LeMickey.

>>150565760
Holy crap sportsurge.to also down. I guess they were part of the Streameast network.
It's all LeMickey's fault.

>>150563048
There's still a couple others but Stream East was pretty decent
Now I have to try and hide the swastikas and slurs when I watch games and my dad walks in the room

Damn, Germany is not fucking around in yurobasket

>>150566165
Your dad is a faggot.

Serbia is down by a single point. They are getting btfo

>>150566415
The goal is to lose this match and get the easy bracket

BEAT JOKIC AWARD
ONLY NUMBER 2 ON HOUSTON AWARD
FUTURE NBA CHAMPION AWARD
TOP 20 NBA PLAYER AWARD
TOP 3 CENTER AWARD

>>150566941
2008 album cover

>>150565322
Kawhi and his uncle are generational grifters
Getting paid millions and still asking for free shit

clippers are scummy faggots. We could’ve repeated but these assholes got jealous and committed fraud and have no rings to show for it.

How's Adam Silver going to punish the 76ers for what Kawhi and the Clippers are doing?

How the hell did Kawhi Leonard get away with ruining the NBA in plain sight while everyone blamed other people (Durant, James, Rich Paul, etc.).

>>150567231
Because he doesn't cry on twitter all day (KD) or attract unnecessary attention to himself by getting into fights with the media or creating narratives that he's the GOAT (Lebron)

>>150567153
>KL2 Aspire LLC paid Kawhi 28m for no show advertising job
Load advertisement is crazy

>>150567153
Yeah dont blame the guy accepting the illegal offer

>>150567170
Kek

I want a 40-year-old viper milf to sink her fangs into me like a helpless squealing rat

>>150567283
I’ll blame the multi billion dollar organization

>>150567452
Its been 6 years man you cant go back in time you gotta move on

so the cloppers do under the table deals to circumvent the salary cap and they still cant sniff the finals. cursed fucking franchise. and kawhi did nothing wrong.

A bunch of kids will lose out on their dream to be drafted by an nba team because of this KWAB

TYBZ?

Does Kawhi possess the mental acuity to understand he did something unethical

>>150565783
lemickey illegally streaming while having fat bags
no matter how much money a broke nigga gets he'll always be a broke nigga

>>150567787
Kawhi is silent and socially awkward not retarded

>>150567799
Is his "king" larp just his way of dealing with childhood insecurites? Lame ass, broke ass kid with a deadbeat.

>>150567444
You can just see the stupidity in his face. It's a human body got the brain of a goldfish implanted into it and then the goldfish got stoned

>>150567534
That's the truly pathetic part. Kawhi has never won shit for them, never really got close, plays half the fucking games, is already grossly overpaid and they needed to find a way to give him more money under the table? Fucking why? What was he going to do, leave? Oh, no, the guy making $50 mil a year above the board and millions more illicitly to play half the season and lose in the first round is going to leave. Oh no, what would you do without him? Fuckers, you play most of the games without him already.

silver won't do shit

>>150568144
Ironic that it was his sidekick pg who took them to the wcf

So I heard it happened again......

>>150568169
'Fraid so

>>150568144
Ballmer definitely has a weird obsession with Kawhi. Dunno what to make of that

>>150568196
I think Ballmer is an intelligent man who happens to have the emotional IQ of a toddler. He was so jazzed up about being an team owner those first few he wasn't actually thinking straight and just wanted to dole out gold stars to everyone involved. Like a virgin who went to a whorehouse and then wanted to marry the first girl who fucked him because he was too excited to realize she was a 6/10 with an STD and a drug problem. He practically has "sucker" written across his giant baby head.

>>150564875
Always hated this autistic fuck, loafing ape

>>150563061
r-real as fuark...

I've heard enough. Death penalty for the clippers and lifetime bans for Balmer/Kawhi

>>150568426
For what?
Wanting to have Kawhi plant some trees?
Why do you hate trees?

Sent from my Microsoft Zune

You know, the funny shit is that Ballmer would have gotten away with it he didn't choose to do it through a fucking shitty "green energy" company. The whole thing blew up solely because the company went bankrupt so they got feds and corporate lawyers looking deep into the company and all of their contracts and paymentd are made public. If he chose a company that didn't go fucking bankrupt before Kawhi even retire, nobody would have known nor cared.

>>150568426
Quality gif

>>150568426
Bleach is gay.

>>150568144
>>150567534
I'm still a firm believer that the Spurs are the reason he was good and the Raptors run was his way to say fuck you to them

He's not had the same coaching or conditioning and mostly been coddled like he's the savor

>>150568614
Ain't nobody watching that garbage

>>150568426
He should have to sell the team back to Sterling at the original purchase price with reverse interest

>>150568636
Srupid hippie faggot just can't help himself. I'm going to enjoy watching his team fail even more than usual this year.

>>150569102
>hippie
That guy is a cut throat business man

>>150564875
All that money to never win shit.

>>150568169
if you're gonna get spanked, it might as well be by Sengun who has been playing fabulous in this tournament.
>>150567153
now do Harden to see if he has they key to the cities strip clubs

>>150569128
>cut throat business man
>got robbed blind by uncle Denis twice

pick one

>What should be the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?

>What will end up being the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?

>>150569378
Should be:
>Kawhi's contract voided and he's prohibited from re-signing with the Clippers but they also don't get the cap space back
>loss of first round pick
>$10 mil fine

Will Be:
>just the pick and a fine, maybe a pissy letter from Silver

>>150569378
10 first round picks voided, kawhis is fined all the money he got "illegally" contract is terminated and hes banned from the nba for life

3 first round picks, kawhi gets a 2 month suspension and a 100k fine

You think Ballmer's gonna take down all the other teams that do it like the Knicks with him?

>>150569378
>What should be the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?
Joe Smith cost the Wolves 3 FRP's (which was originally 5) and his situation was way less egregious.

The league should take the '27 swap with OKC, the '29 swap with Philly, and the '30-'32 unprotected FRP's. This would leave LAC without any firsts until 2033.
I doubt Kawhi will face any serious punishment. He can plead ignorance and can just retire if he wants. And this behavior is much more problematic coming from the ownership side.

>What will end up being the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?

The league will take their 2030 pick, Ballmer will get a big fine and some kind of secret probation, Kawhi will get a small fine and a small suspension that he doesn't give a fuck about.

Came here as soon as I woke up lmao
Let the downfall of Kawhi commence!

that girl they interviewed ratting out some of this will totally be dealt with

It is September and Lebeta is still on the Lakers.

>>150569475
will be
>heckin uncle dennis!!!! he's the worst!!!!
and that's it

I will never forgive my warriors for this.
https://youtu.be/Lb04KViIHUE
Entire franchise deserves to be bombed. This mentally ILL obsession they have with "NEEDING" centers when every single one of their "dynasty" teams lacked proper centers that could play more than 20 minutes at most. And revolutionized not just offense, but defense too with aggresive switching.

Was afraid to get another shooting guard when Klay was clearly fucking washed, because they are fucking mentally retarded with their perma obsession with "Bigs".

This franchise man. I just hope it genuinely dies once Curry retires. Like dead in the water returns back to a perpetual bottom 5 west team just like before 09

>>150569894
They were never getting Ant-Man.

People talking about Uncle Dennis like they talked about rothschild bankers 20 years ago

>>150569894
shut the fuck up

Unc Den is who people say Rich Paul is

Not that anyone cares since everyone is focused on the Kawhi scandal, but i still wanna give a shout out to PJ for getting the bag because he's one of my fav role players.

Congrats, PJ! Reasonable price as well!

>>150532434 (OP)
How many rings does Curry win if he hopped teams?

>>150570391
I doubt it. Dolan is a cheap jew

so a black man can't care about the environment without people thinking he's breaking the law?

>>150570588
Depends where he goes. If he goes to the Raptors, he probably unironically wins every chip he lost aswell as the ones he won

If he goes to the spurs, arguably same deal.

No idea where else hed even go thats remotely competetive and not filled with bums that arent champion getters (any team with westbrook, harden, PG)

>>150570588
0 without draymond

>>150570578
This CHUD freak WILL give 20 million of that to QUEEN Brittany Renner.
On a serious note i love pj too

>>150570668
i would love to see gaymond without curry
it'd be like dillon brooks except somehow more pathetic

>>150570712
Draymond would be a way different player if he didnt play with KD and Steph. Why develop your shot when you can just defend and facilitate?

Silver is a little bitch and he gonna do nothing about this. Guaranteed.

>>150570806
he did shoot with KD and steph, and the already forgotten glay chumpson
and he only slowed down when the opposing team was pointing and laughing at him and he lost a shooting contest to kevin hart
so without all that space he'd be like angel reese probably

>>150570806
>and facilitate?
Yeah, and who exactly is going to let Draymond even touch the ball close to that much? What other team is allowing that?
And which players are sacrificing their touches for draymond? Other than maybe Jokic.

KDs foot was on the line. That was supposed to be Hardens first ring. Kyries without Bron. KDs without Steph. His foot was on the line man

>>150570969
3 robins teaming up to get a rang isn't good for business
plus it was yawnis's turn

the nets not winning was karmic justice for harden being a fat fuck and the nets eating shit for trading Allen for literally no reason because they wanted their buttbuddy DJ to start

>>150570969
Harden will never win a ring with his style of play.
Westbrook will never win a ring with his style of play.
KD won.

>>150571066
>schroder was on the celtics
i thought this was shooped
how many teams has this nigga been on

>>150571078
He's the Nate Robinson of this era

Give the clippers the death penalty and award the franchise to Seattle. Its the only way for the league to save face

>>150571078
>NBA experience: 12 years
>Teams played for: 10

Just finished the hour long Pablo torre thing

This thing was 10/10 for flow, information and occasional laughs

But RIP to the blurred out guy who clearly talked in a certain manner, and the dead giveaway was when he identified that drag queen and said “and (first name last name) a supporter of climate change. God bless her”. Damn nigga might was well say you suck dicks before going to bed you flaming faggot. Now the execs are gonna look for probably the only gay guy in the finance department and Jeffrey Epstein him.

>>150571262
???

>>150571258
>in his next upcoming 13th season, Dennis will be playing on his 11th team, the Sacramento kings
This gotta be some kind of record. Is trying to collect them all?

>>150533095
Free throw fuckery has plagued the NBA for decades and all they have to do is look at how the NFL deals with holding: You acknowledge that technically it happens all the time but you only call it when it's blatant because otherwise the constant penalties kill the flow of the game.

But the NBA can't do that because free throws are their weapon of choice for manufacturing outcomes. The fact that referees can essentially give points to either team or any player at any time is why the sport is so hilariously corrupt. Like, they don't have to nudge it in a particular direction or hope it stays close so they can make a crucial 4th quarter call. They can just stop the fucking game and give whoever a basket by proxy over and over again if they want to because if touching someone is a foul then everything's a foul. And now it's completely out of control and they can't dial it back because if you call it that way for whatever reason often enough that just becomes the standard. And the standard now is "anything is a foul all the time forever."

What would Stern do?

>>150571310
Nah it's more that no one can tolerate him for any extended period so he has to move along frequently

>>150570969
>Giannis putting his gigantic Ugandan foot under Kyrie as he's landing

Noticing Giannis gets millions paid to his brothers to do nothing....

>>150571424
Its okay man he dunks his oreos in milk

>>150570969
Harden is a flopping bitch and a fat fuck who was looking to get carried because he didn't want to earn it the hard way

Kyrie is a LeBronbabby. An unreliable self-absorbed semi-literate dumbass with delusions of grandeur who is grossly overrrated by the average basketball fan (i.e., retards) because muh bag. Luka would have a title and still be in Dallas if Kyrie was actually as good as he thinks he is and not a frail easily mindbroken fraud who gets in his own head when people boo him.

And Durant just played himself. Multiple rings and finals MVPs ought to mean he's already secure in his accomplishments but he can never and will never be because he rode someone else's bus and everyone knows it. The Warriors won before and after him. He wasn't necessary. All he did was pad Steph's resume. His rings aren't really his rings. But that's why you don't join your rivals. Make a bitch move, get bitch results.

That team had some of the worst karma of all time. They were always going to lose somehow. The universe will not allow Harden in particular to ever win anything, much like Chris Paul

>>150571515
they are still pros

Uncle Dennisbros......is this the end....?

If Kawhi had planted a single tree, all of this could've been avoided

>>150571677
Uncle Dennis is gonna get the “he was behind this the whole time” treatment. Might get fined like 500k or so. Swept under the rug.

quietbros, everyone's getting more suspicious of us

remember when kawhi said “not sponsored by gatorade” lol

>>150570391
/pol/'s strongest soldier is a flip

fuck europoors

>>150571804
They quiet for a reason. MPJ and KD would never do something so dastardly.

>>150571960
No one has ever suffered more than Dennis...

I hate cheaters. fuck kawhii

>>150571960
>>150571984
Kyrie warned em

>>150572043
He's not wrong tho

>>150572043
Stephen A has hated Kawhi for ages. It's very bizarre. He's the least offensive guy in the fucking league. ITS NOT HIS FAULT ZAZA PERMANETELY FUCKED UP HIS KNEES.

>>150572109
>ITS NOT HIS FAULT ZAZA PERMANETELY FUCKED UP HIS KNEES.
its not tho

>>150572109
seething spurs cuck lmao

>>150572129
Stephen A always blames Kawhi for missing a lot of games and more or less normalizing load management. But again, it's not like Kawhi didn't want to play. He couldn't.
>>150572144
I'm not a Spurs fan lmao I just hate when guys like Stephen A shit on Kawhi

>>150571055
it saved the league by ending the superteam era, them and the clippers losing. clippers nets finals is the worst timeline

>>150572144
Why would Spurs fans be defending kawhi now? They were right about him all along. His knees are fucked and his uncle does ask for ridiculous shit under the table. Spurs and Raptors knew it and now the whole league knows it too

>>150572179
The Spurs were trying to say that his knees were good.

new
>>150572190
>>150572190
>>150572190

>>150572190
>>150572190
>>150572190

>>150572186
No they said he has degenerative knees, which he does, and the only treatment was more rest, which they were willing to accommodate. Kawhi was the one who wanted a different diagnosis

>>150571761
too busy planting his dick in Embiids ass with that shot. you know the one.

>>150571262
That was 100 percent a tranny

Fuck LeBron