Thread 150535698

Finland on heem >>150527888

first for tony

This still up?

This is the thread as it so happens

Okay I'm back what have I missed?

Tony Ferguson, what a guy

>>150551285
Have to concur

Hey is this the MMA general? Just saw the pictures of Conor Mcgregors cock.

Gooby!

We’re here now

I had a dream DC died of cancer

>>150553070
I had a dream the other day i was signing posters for the fans and heembeded was filming me.

movie

>>150553076
What have you done with Ellie?

>>150553070
I had a dream Clozapedo’s family were alive….then I woke up….

What’s your favorite Pride FC moment? Mine is Randleman heeming Cro Cop.
https://youtu.be/gUSyv7MIt1Y?si=Ga0gB1g_01eXfSQA

I love Tony Ferguson

We did it Reddit!

Baby Jay Penn

I need another Sexy Somalidaddy spitroast!

This time in my maggot minge!!

Crazy to think this kid went on to become the Misfits Boxing Interim Middleweight Champion

I think the English saddo is dead

Crazy!

>>150553307
That's not my name.

rat garbage fight day

I cant hold my excitement for contender I might hapsplode

>>150553494
Yeah I can see this one going the decision.
>>150553191
Is Nallo even eating enough?

>>150553494
>saar vs smiff pulling the zoolander face
peak pootender series

if you've got a problem with Finland, you've got a problem with ME!
>chair leg shatters

Crazy how Canadians are so bad at MMA that their prospects are jeets

>>150553494
Chills... we could be looking at the next Kody Steele here

Kody Steer

>>150553570
Get me some Somalidaddies to spitroast me and I'll let you oink on my maggoty minge...

>>150553536
Low population and still produced one of the greatest

>>150553659
Something to aspire to

>>150553680
Aspire to getting one singular fighter in the UFC first.

nuke israel

>>150553717
Aspire my balls across your forehead

>>150553732
wtf gay

Raja "Quinton" Jackson has posted bail of 5 bottle caps

>>150553238
crazy that paddy had a harder fight with t ferg than chandler and chandler is still ranked

>>150553775
You invoking synchronicities on me since I've been playing fallout pal?

gaDOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH

>>150553070
I legit the other day dreamed that Ilia and Oliveira had a rematch but this time Ilia KO'd him in only one minute.

>>150553961
> "aight lemme just switch my stance and I will win the next exch-AAAAACK"

>>150553959
I’d synchronize you any day, buddy.

>>150553961
I hope one day someone KO's him stiff only to immediately hump his dead body and make fun of any of his friends or family members in the audience.

Most feared woman alive

elite Harvard and Yale mathematicians did the math and they're saying Salt Papi knocks out redditbhib in round 4 every time

>>150554014
You know deleuze ? Solid prospect

>>150554015
What has Imavoff ever done to you that merits such hatred?

Who are we picking tonight?

>>150554062
Jack "50 cal" congdon

>>150554062
zig zag

>>150554056
Oh no I was talking about Izzy. He's lost a few in a row, some in devastating ways. Yet his punishment must be more severe. There's not a single MMA personality that I hate even 10% as much as Izzy. I hope that one day someone actually shits an explosive diarrhea on his face right after punching him into a fencing response, and that this develops into an infection that he survives but that permanently disables him. And that then his entire legacy becomes being the guy that got shit on and retired by poopa.

just took a borralho in the nassourdine

>>150554056
Worships a dead pedophile.

andreas gustasfon fight week

>>150554062
Samuel "Lionheart" Silva!!!

abus vs joe pyfer who u got

>>150554062
AARON FUCKING PICO

patchy mix on early prelims, rough

>>150553961
SIX UNANSWERED SHOTS

stop the foight hes out cold

BE JOE PYFER

Had a brainfart while trying to go to /heem/ and typed /hm/ into my address bar
Killing myself

>>150554044
Natalia silva def. Me (technical submission - facesit)

>Cmon ref, stand us up already!
>Ref pls

Why does Joe Rogan pronounce Ilia's last name as "tobweria"?

>>150554272
lol homo

>>150553992
Hardcore tattoo, pimpin green watch....yeah this guy was an real one through and trough

>>150554044
Would love to see Rajadaddy throw up and slam this piggy through a glass table.

>>150554272
This guy boys Joe Pyfer

>>150554167
I'M A PYFERPAL, PLAYA

>>150554167
yeah I'm thinking GODbus

how much is this worth

>>150554309
Do you really have to see him puke before he hits her with the Dudley Boys move?

More like blow guyfer (free) fag

>>150554392
very disrespectful.

>>150554392
So, so ingorant....

We've seen Conor's cock but not Tony's

Derrick Lewis can just stand up because he's fighting bums

53 days until Gane fights.

>>150554433
Derrick Lewis got raped and gaped by Matt Mitrione's stinger splash, everything he's done since then is irrelevant

Could Shamil hit the Sunset Filp? Food for thought.

You betta drop to yo knees and bark like you want it!

>>150554541
You have sex with men.

Buckley kinda killed Hulk Hogan

CANT BE MOVED
CANT BE ROCKED
CANT BE CHARGED
CANT BE FINED
CANT BE PICOGRAMMED
WHEN WILL YOU NIGGERS LEARN

I just went back and watched all of RAF01 and the card was kind of insane

>Bo Nickal
>Jacob Cardenas
>Wyatt Hendrickson
>Nathan Tomasello
>Matt Ramos
>Yianni
>Austin Gomez
>Jason Nolf
>Sarah Hildebrandt
>Kyle Dake
>Dean Hamiti
>Real Woods
>Darrion Caldwell

well worth a watch if you like wrestling

Looking at Sean Strickland,
you would be forgiven for thinking:
He's not your typical victim...

>>150554725
Kody Steele bro

>>150553961
>>150554002
unironically he would have been fine had he allowed Goddard to stop the fight.
it's funny how izzy trying to copy other fighters gimmicks for tik tok led him to being finished twice in a row now

>>150554784
well izzy is a stupid fucking nigger I mean you shouldn't have expected much

jonh anyq

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM HAIRYYYY

talmbout gonzaga bappa?

Zeeeestyy

Beautiful morning

its unironically over for GOYru

>>150555029
What happened now

>>150555029
what is goyru? new japanese prospect?

Good thing demetrious johnson doesn't identify with being black at all otherwise his podcast with the guru might be in jeopardy

I miss joanna

I miss PvZ's butthole

We gonna fine out sataday nite

tewst

>>150554806
i'd say he's more of a faggot than a nigger ngl

>Reindeer the Riddler
Where do these people even come from lol

>>150555429
Netherlands, 50% sea 50% weed

>>150555429
a place that only trains awkward yet effective knees

I swallowed a spider... it drowned in the glass of water by my bed and I just drank it without thinking. Pray for me.

you have to remember that rdr has only been defeated by one man and that man lost to reug reug

>>150555605
just how shit is bo nickal

how many bings till contenders eries

I think we should discuss Mackenzie Derns asshole.

>>150555632
30 bings, dude. cool dude even

>>150555578
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>150553309
Why did he refuse to tap against king green but was ok crotchsniffing Nate? what's the logic here?

>>150555670
I'm game

of course clozzy wants to talk dirty with other men

>>150555670
I think you should head over to /an/ there's an active horses thread

>>150555740
he wasnt feelin' that fight

I would donimate anyone here with teeps alone. I would be mercfiul

Tony won.

>>150555803
>i will tap to diaz and chiesa but i will NEVER tap to green

>>150555833
Look up matt brown heem against Diego sanchez. That's what il do to you

Hey /heem/, how does it feel to be here ?

who yall got?

Caio Borralho KO vs Imavov

>>150555937
Ok well obviously I would see you are built like an brick shithouse and I would not engage you in fisticuffs

10 bings Kodychads

I want to fuck Tony Ferguson

Imavov ain't french that's for sure, neither is Gane or Ziam

>>150556047
What is you? Fuckin mystery meat "white" of scottish/german/irish/english/nordic? The product of many rapes throughout your bloodline. You are diluted and I am pure INDAIN

>>150556075
When i think france i think Asterix and Obelisk, where is Asterix in pic rel?

>>150556087
Asterix is Mboope, Obelisk is Drogba

>>150556087
#3

>>150556087
Wait so which one is the white french guy? Which one is the Kevin Jousset lookalike

France won.

>>150535698 (OP)
>chiesa

contender series is live

Sanko looking very fuckable tonight

bruh

wow red lipstick very sexy

we live

>>150556216
a call for help if I've ever seen one

>>150556216
Oh ye that's the guy who made tony tap

stream? no funny stuff

Heeminder Contender Series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter and it exists for the sole purpose of flooding the roster with bums on 12/12 contracts.

>>150556222
saaaaarrr

heeminder to look out for a leaf with cauliflowered ears, that one leaf may have ran into him at a grocery store

>>150556257
Just wait until Jack Smella flushes Pisslam

>>150556257
crap smella is a cantender alumni

b

beastly cantenders today. killers only

WWTCH ;D

gianni the american

>>150556257
not to mention sugar shawn you cazzoid

>>150556257
Hamdy Abdelwahab
Mo The Motor Usman

>>150556304
neither of them fought on cantender

>>150556303
darren elkins has the worst tattoo in mm-

Keep an eye out on a kid named Hamdy, that kid is going places.

I lost money on every single Tony loss and didn't have money to gamble this time

>>150556087
>>150556125
asterix - kante
obelisk - giroud

>>150556236
https://shrim%70streams.live/

>>150556323
Shut up

oh nice the resident heavybag is here *pummels shrimp dick with hooks*

>>150556257
nick maximov

>>150556236
the former website that invovles a cardinal direction with the domain of grenada

>tony montana tattoo
>"my dream was always to be in the ufc i was pissed when I was underaged because I couidn't join the ufc"
>speaks like a retard

this nigga legit 50 iq how was this sanctioned

Just a reminder that Dana is and remains a fat bald bitch

that first guy doesn't seem to be all there

Is there a tribe of people in Montana that all have mop hair and talk like retards like these fuckers?

please be good at fighting

sovl

why all the retards have to train in phoenix

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Holy shit

nice ass

ShitSpillen

them cheatcodes aint helpin you out lil bruh

Evil o malley getting fucked up

Albino Montana not looking so good here, probably regrets that tattoo, should say the burger king job is yours

0 IQ

your head don't turn that way playa!

>>150556501
LOL. It really doesn't!

hahahahaha this kid has ZERO striking defense

bizzaro'malley

EAR
EAR
EAR
EAR
ALL EAR

close one, but I think blue edged out that round

>>150556257
Dan Ige is one of the best FWs of all time he's just unlucky and gets robbed a lot.

>>150556501
>your head don't turn that way playa!

>>150556515
shut the FUCK up jason

tim welch is a fucking terrible coach lmao
struck gold with omalley and even omalley is shit

kek wtf hes actually cornered by omalley and welch

>Legends Never Die!
this niggas nickname should be BasedFace

How do u train with sugar Sean o malley and not pick up a thing or two

mgoyan gassed from beating the fuck out of him

GO WHITE BOY
GO WHITE BOY
GO

this nigga has absolutely nothing

massive tim belch story loss

mgoy

this is some fighting

McMillen strikes like its 2012

wtf is this fight lmao

no contract for either of these bums

vintage ufc 35 undercard vibes

featherweights moving like they're under water

take him down

Fuck this I’m watching the US open

these niggas tank hits for fun

It begs the question who exactly did these guys fight to get their records?

Fuck the US Open I'm watching this

these ladies are warriors

Dana should sign them both, as a joke.

>>150556675
the o'malley larper was literally fightin guys who were 0-0 and 14-35

mgoyim

please no contract for either

dawlg fight

fornite'd all over the gassed bum and stole himself a contract

the goyim lost

after a WAR like that, we're giving a contract to BOTH of these kids

would be criminal to sign either of them

Featherweights, mind yoh

wow

how?

MGOYAN NEEDS TO RETIRE IMMEDIATELY

daner looks impressed

Great fight

>>150556763
good one chief

Bro is getting sparked out immediately in his first fight.

correct decision but he shouldn't get a contract

bad decision but he won the story so whatever

bigger dawlg

actually the correct decision was a draw

>>150556711
he's a featherweight that moves like a hw slob from KOTC, has zoomer hair and a tony montana tattoo. future champion in Dana's eyes

Is that the reddit robot on his chest

it's a dawlg eat dawlg world out there and I'm a pitbull know what I'm sayin

"HEYY DUUDEEE WHERES MY VAPEE MAN" looking ahh. No contract for you

>>150556890
the UFC NEEDS people like him and O'malley to attract the younger generations. he's getting in

why do they keep bringing back bums that lost last season

Jordy Nino el pollo

>bum that lost on tuf vs bum that lost last season
pppppeach

damn this lil taiwanese boy is jacked

An Tuan Ho.
Hold on this is a Vietnamese guy not a Burmese fella

I love how my compatriots get to have random ass nicknames displayed as if it's their surname

damn I think these 100lb niggas might be pillowfisted

this nigga fights like anime

lmao pillow knee

>>150557034
>tibau vs khabib was 13 years ago

random dana cam

cute daner angle

no contract for these bums either

>>150557111
would love to oil this little slut up

these faggots are NOT being Joe Pyfer

boring

Make em rim Dana! Make em rim! Make em rim! Make em rim! MKe em rim? Nake foit larin

this fight is like that one blade runner poster where it's the silhouette of a guy running on a knife

holy shit, is that THE DC?

Do you follow them?

wtf why isnt dc on commentary

Nah fuck men!!

After this fight ends I'm gonna pop some popcorn, Im bing chilling son

no contract

I say give them both another shot

Little china boy named ho lost lmao

LOL does this retard have a comfort toy? His lil tikes thor hammer? What the hell

>>150557252
Please dont be offensive. We are a tolerant group

india vs Brazil

Samuel "Lionheart" Silva by KO

GIANNI GOT THAT SUGAR TANK

Brazilians are such a weird breed

Old martials movies, anime, fictions fights in general arent like real mma fights except flyweight

what race is this guy

jungleboy gonna get WORKED by jogpreet

half indian half black like rapeape

moved to Ghana
it was uh......enriching..

>my name a antony smeeth, there is uuh many of us, i am antony fom bahzeel
seriously becoming a huge fan of this guy

isn't this the rat garbage guy?

firas zahabi looking like he’s gonna clack an s vest off in the building

This the main event?

>36 year old prospect
classic cantenders

Two legit mutants

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM JEETY

saar victory?!

weeeeeeeem...

huh

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Stinks

holy chinlet kek

>looks like smiff
>gets kwabd like smiff

SO FUCKING BASED MDEBROS

holy shit, a 36 year old jeet that can heem? ytsissies...I'M SCARED

1 inch punch

what’s this guys ethnicity though

zeem heemy
leafs ruel

>>150557496
indian and west african

Shrimpjeet finally won...

This guy is indian?

was his nose pre wonked? or did it happen in the fight?

This doo ain’t pajeet

>Zeem
Zesty heem

>Weem
White heem

>Bleem
Brazza/Black heem

mandel is a nigga

you just know this guy gets pussy

I think this guy is some black mix. He's interview seems like that of a black nerd

imagine the streets after this guy gets done with them

This is a Sicilian, I can see it now

>>150557558
he is a black nerd his family is from ghana

nerds takeover
the time for jocks is over

if they tried to make me shadow box the air and all that gay shit I would sit down just like this and do this

Booohoo no one cares about your story you fag

imagine if sadam hussein cared about mma

>>150557598
if they asked me for my premade sob story I would tell them about what happened on a steamy summer night in 1992

wtf

kek mick is losing his accent

Theo von got saved by the ref

what the fuck lmfao

BACKA DA HEAD

wtf lmao

kek

THIS FUCKING REF IS SO SHIT

Doesnt this dude already fight in the ufc?

kek

>>150557720
that's his brother

>you were out
>we observed you on camera

WTF THAT WAS A FINISH RETARD

WTF LMAO

HEEEEEEEEEM TIME

Herb ass call mayne

>>150557720
his brother does

lmfao how do you call time and then end the fight

that's fair

COPELAND

ok good call

he pretty much called it on the condition that those blows werent hitting the back of the head

The ref done a good job ya fewls

I would be jogging out of the apex if I was that ref lmao

based COPEland

LOL thanks for the analysis Cornmeal go back to your trough piggo

uhhhhh if you don't want your fight stopped maybe don't let the camera see that you were heemed? maybe try that, retard?

a photo finish on the heem

Unironically a good call. He thought they were back of the head, VAR was brought in and determined they were clean and he was out, the right guy wins.

He was checking if he was heemed before or after the shots at the back

camera said you shit yourself

>>150557814
if he wasn't a fucking retard he would have known they were legal shots

lmfao easiest money of my life, thanks based ref

>>150557832
Last 3 ones clearly hit the back

>>150557832
Yes but unfortunately he is a retard, so it was a good call all things considered

Too busy to watch this crap Dana needs to make them fight later

*turns off bodycam*

This Copeland guy doesn’t seem like a good referee

>>150557863
Two phones business is booming for DC

>>150557868
*shoots you*
camera said you had a gun

There's gonna be a prospect in a few years who got into MMA after watching Raja Jackson on Kick

The camera said I could heem everyone here and I'm inclined to agree

50 cal

not liking chiesa

Who’s the lady with the tits that walks out with them

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

Turned that nigga off like a robot

Webms pay pigs

congdon did the mortal kombat pre-heem

Those kids in Mass just saw a murder

HEEEM GIVE HIM A CONTRACT

why don't fighters just sprint at their opponents and heem them like that?

>>150558023
kek based

Let's go !

>>150558022
here you go b *pisses all over your ugly face*

>>150558023
lol he really did, he needed to do that stupid scream when he got punched

>AUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

stupid bitch sanko says the right hand was unnessecary when he was literally still standing. stfu bitch

>lebosnoyani
ethnicity?

imavov is free money

>>150558058
french moron

i dont like violence

>>150558050
xD

>>150558056
Be respectful asshole

did you see that ass

36 is the new 21

>>150558068
is french moron slang for french canadian?

>>150558049
I look like a young Denzel Washington try again

lesbo punani

>>150558079
no but its synonymous with quebecois

>>150558078
Many are saying this

how wet is laura rn?

>>150558082
*throws a banana at your ugly face*

>>150558098
he's not a 6'1 mongolian man so i doubt it

>>150558098
Her husband is a cowboy rancher Chad not at all

>>150558098
she ovulates exclusively in the presence of taiwanese boys

And we steal our experience from an object that suffers
But the brightest pain leaves a shadow in no one
I saw you through the window masturbating to the violence
And the blood and the bodies floated through the blue sun
And the green earth turns to flesh in your hand
And the ether was born in the lungs of an ancient man
We hallucinate at night, our mind's in the light
But I can't feel the body of the image which is now penetrating my sight

>>150558099
Enjoy the vacation

Contract for McMillen
Everyone else goes home

>>150558134
Snitch

And my body begins where your memory ends
You were melted from stone, I was touched by your hands
I can feel it when pleasure moves up your spine
I can tell we're alive 'cause your blood just blended with mine
And the angels of Heaven never sacrificed
A sensation as pure as the cut of this knife
The wisdom contained in the telepathy of fear
Solidified our suffering into the droning sound I still hear

Brutal

MMA guru racism has come out.

Deserved

Contract for mcmillen but not for chopulin is crazy

ahaha rekt

Jean-Paul! Remember the name

Airhead

Let’s discuss Laura sankos anus.

Imagine getting no contract while everyone else did, then left in the room by yourself, even media has left

>>150558186
Who? I stopped watching

>>150558182
pungent

>>150558186
that's what happens to you in the sex room

>>150558130
He and rampage wanted to bust out laughing when he blamed the camera man lmao talk shit get hit

>>150558186
was that the flyweight guy?

>>150558078
Thanks bro I needed to hear that right now

will trumpbussy accept the fight?

craig jones update?

>>150558210
You can go to any Walmart right now in the Midwest and see hotter milfs virgins

Why haven't society shamed lipstick usage yet ? Its utterly repulsive

The Ryan routh ?

>>150558235
virgin milfs?

>>150558210
>dana's
you mean THE's

>>150558235
Laura Sanko literally is just a midwest milf

>>150558210
whore

mandel nallo and tony smiff are the same age

tommy mcmillen just blasted a massive nut in dana's rectum followed by sanko's tongue to clean it up

>>150558235
>milfs
>virgins
something doesnt add up there, bappa

>>150558269
nallo is 33. whys everyone talking like hes 40

>>150558315
He's 36 iirc

>>150558315
He's 36. His age is listed wrong on Sherdog and Tapology apparently.

Nallo just turned 54 today

Ofc my boy youssef zalbeast was behind the scenes orchestrating that godly heem, afterall hes the new face of combat sports

>>150558354
ok that makes more sense.

NO LOVE
FOR THE BIG GLOVE

>>150558363
whos the mystery nigga

>>150558354
Oops haha

>>150558387
Muhammed ali

is daner attending the press confrence?

>>150558422
Who cares? I’m not interested in his lies.

>>150558387
Jon Jones
He's height cutting right now going to face Ilia at Lightweight

Dead tired of the Mohammedans in my sport

>>150558422
Dana is attending a Joe Rogan Bubble Bath Bash

I swear to god that pavlovich will be the reigning champion next year

>>150558671
pahahahahahahaah

Canada has a new titan

Sergei Pavlovoich hit a McTwist over a helicopter like in Tony Hawk Underground

>>150558192
i feel bad for chapolin

Dillon and Tony needed those wins badly word is Conor had cut Dillon off

>>150558839
>Dillon Danis, denied his first allowance, stands up and becomes the man he was meant to be at 41 years old
beautiful story

the one thing that mma lacks taht other sports have are sexual abusers. mma needs one or a few more and it would then be in line with that ppl think of as "professional sports"

why does new jersey have so many bjj beasts?
namely dillon dannis, j rod, gordon ryan

Huuuuge fan of mexican soap operas, loooots of heems

when he shoots i'll get him with the knee and if that doesn't work the gilly will be there for the taking

>>150559004
still retarded as ever eh baldy

Jack Congdon is a training partner of Aaron Pico

>>150558709
I don't

i heem
u no heem

>>150559082
there are many vague guys in mma but nobody strong enough like oj simpson to commit to anything

>>150559154
phil baroni murdered his girlfriend

yeah its rampage its rampage

>>150559221
Don't they throw your kind off of buildings over there

>>150559247
Clueless boomer shut yo mouth

>>150559247
Morocco is very progressive they let women drive

Morocco has fallen

gonna get high

He was gonna make the thread
But then he got high

Representing Great Britain, by way of Morocco, this man is of the Senegalese Catholic faith, standing 5'7 weighing 124 pounds, the fighting pride of Swansea, born in Ghana, a member of team Serra Longo Guanzhou, Ladies and Gentleman,

>>150559397
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