Thread 150537023

WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
20:45 Italy - Estonia

>Monday, September 8, 2025
20:45 Israel - Italy

EURO U21 QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
18:15 Italy u21 - Montenegro u21

>Tuesday, September 9, 2025
18:15 North Macedonia u21 - Italy u21

negru

>>150537027
Lore explanation?

Italia 2-2 Estonia

>>150537023 (OP)
404 Error - Reminders not found, starting to rate memedivisie teams as a result

>>150537027
Yeah but I’m not sure how to react to you thinking about me while fucking

>>150537073
who are your favorite wonderkids?

>>150537094
in his culture is a sign of respect

>Collegno, father enters the field and beat a 13-year-old football player who is his son's opponent: he fractures his malleolus and cheekbone.

Shitalians deserve extinction.

>>150537118
I still chuckle everytime his name pops up, thinking about that time Cairo said he was worth 100m+ euros in 2017

MASSARA
HAND OVER THE LEFT WINGERS

Tijjani Reminders
>>150537121
I suppose I'm honored, Gaya would have been a fenomeno at Jj, but he rejected every club to stay at Valencia during his prime. Have to respect the loyalty I guess, at least Alessandro finally fucked off.

>>150537145
>Cairo said he was worth 100m+ euros in 2017
magari qualcuno ce casca

>>150537145
>>150537172

The funniest part is that he never even got a cent since Belotti left on a free

Belotti to Cagliari done deal

>>150537220
He's richer than you will ever be, I am the smartest businessman in Italy

Massive nose's (Swedish, somehow)

Diego Carlos to Gomo on loan. I rate him.

>>150537208
anon let's be honest.. what were his chances of finding a spot in the first team?

>>150537270
>Uttar Pradesh Gullit

>>150537272
Oh and Stefan Posch.

>Euro winning LB Emerson Palmieri signs for Marseille

>>150537293
EURO Refballer*

>>150537278
In a few years with decent management (loans or god forbid a second team)? High.

>Rabiot to Milan
>Akanji to Inter

>>150537303
Why does bbilan manage to get a (relefated) 2nd team, but not Roma? You'd think with all the talento's that there would be animo for that

>>150536320
Stop raping kids you satanic shekelsniffing nonce

>>150537272
>>150537293
wtf they have like 35 players in their squad, how many more signings do these fuckers need?

Albania from the top rope!

Wtf there was another one

Also for me, it's Onana Onana Jean Emile Juni

>bbilan getting cucked out of a player by Sunderland
Lmao

HE IS THE GREAT ZANGHOLIO
HE NEEDS APU FOR HIS ZANGHOLE

we can all agree that bbilan is the comic relief of /seriea/

Hooray
Allegri reunited with his French ex-boyfriend at last
Does this mean he will finally bench Loftus Cazzo? Or will he maintain a gay harem of fodders?

>>150537400
Fuck, it's laid eggs all over the place and now the next gen cokemon are starting to spawn

>>150537447
You got the wrong Milano team

>>150537447
They got the best mercato and have the best Italian coach of all time

>bbilanisti replying to me
eww

>>150537512
cry

>>150537533
>losing out scudetto to nabule
>trophyless season
>get btfo by Milan all season long
>get raped by oil club
>even Milan won a trophy

>bragging about the "we won the supercoppa trophy" trophy
How low will bbilanisti go?

>>150537577
You got btfo by a shit Milan team who had just sackd their coach
Then you proceeded to job the scudetto and get raped in the CL final like peasants
kwab

I just got kidnapped by the twinkazzo glowie friends and they told me the Atleti match in 2019 was a psyop

Wtf Comolli looks like THAT?!

There's not many things more disgusting than the alb*nian "R"

>Loïs Openda and Juventus, deal collapsing as not ready in time for the documents.
t.Fabrizio Romano

Good mercato news is up
https://ternanacalcio.com/triennale-per-matteo-garetto-il-centrocampista-arriva-da-rimini/

>>150537776
Documentbros...

>zaniolo to apudinese is official
hopefully they can unretard him a little

>>150537776
take my documents grimolli

Mercato is officially closed now

>ONANA ONANA JEAN EMILE JUNI
Rate this new Genoa signing

I just turned the page on the Jcalendar and there's Nico Gonzalez and Cambiaso on it

>>150537902
Mongada/10

#Inter su #Openda, ma c'è un mister X che lo procede. Il belga figura al secondo posto per completare l'attacco: il 25enne può diventare l'acquisto più costoso dell'estate nerazzurra.

>Karsdorp is a free agent
Comolli...

>>150538129
Tomiyasu too lel

>>150537776
holy based

>>150538129
>>150538141
How much does a knee replacement cost these days?

>>150538141
Tomiyasu played 1 (one) minute more than Milik last season

calcetto status: first gole scored by me tonight ;)

>>150537023 (OP)
you forgot binlans games in the op. not gud

>>150537347
Pinto didn't want it because he said it was a waste of money so we started later than everyone else.
Ghisolfi said he wanted to do it but they have to find a place to play in (the closest would be De Rossi's Ostia Mare stadium once it's renewed). No idea why Roma women's stadium can't host a Serie C match.
God knows what Massara thinks about it.

IN
Conceição
David
Joao Mario
Zhegrova
Openda (p+o)

OUT
Mbangula
Alberto Costa
Weah (p+o)
Douglas Luiz (p+o)
Tiago Djalò
Arthur (p)
Savona
Nico Gonzalez (p+o)

this seasons serie b barn burner:

il doges return to Venezia with Palermo

If he got ghosted by his crush he'd be called Pijanpalo

BREAKING: Aymeric Laporte to Athletic Club, here we go! Back to Bilbao as he wanted.

Deal agreed right now with Al Nassr as documents being exchanged right now.

Laporte, set to travel as he rejected over 5 clubs for Athletic Club.

>>150538404
burgerbros...

>>150538331
kek

BVLLotti is still unironically the best shitalian striker after immobile (and probably balotelli if someone actually have him a chance)

today I will remind them

had a cheeky 3 beer evening and pissed behind a bus station, came back home with 1 more beer after starting a new job
feels good man

Blud is named Woyo :skull:

>>150538950
this tecnocasa fc kit is growing on me ngl

https://x.com/mohanadacm/status/1962590747468706025
Lole

>>150539271
Certified Bbilan Moment

>>150539271
Can it really to be called the body of Ricci if the spines not there are? Let's go boys up, not let's take ourselves in round

GGRRRRIMMMMMMOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Grimolli only has 2 facial expressions

>>150539463
>>150539546
looks like someone who sold his soul
oh, wait...

>>150539564
His going to slay so much chink pussy

>Kurt Zouma is a free agent too
Mr.Comolli please, imagine the brawls with Gatti

>>150539693
Kek

I swear if I hear kys grimtoli one more time... this is one of the strongest and most complete attacks in europe

>grimtoli
Who?

>>150539864
Please understand, it still lives in the past. A past where bbilan was still a relevant club

I will now watch the "this is why AC Milan want David Uyoyo Odogu” compilations

Wtf lol

How much would Grimtoli pay if Big Boss sold him the world?

>>150539935
>Who is Odogu, Milan's new defender? Young, religious, talented. And those two World Cups... At 19, he has already won an international trophy. They called him "the new Beckenbauer." Odogu is a natural right-footer and has specialized in a three-man defense. In the Bundesliga, he played at the center of the defense: marking is one of his strengths. In the youth teams, he also played as a wing-back, on both the right and left, and as a center-back in a four-man defense.

>>150540032
The entire philosopher's legacy

>>150540032
Oh fucking hell I forgot it's the 10th year anniversary

>>150540032
5m loan fee + 15m obligation to buy depending the Death Stranding movie box office revenue

>>150539761
kys grimtoli
kys grimolli

https://x.com/SpursOfficial/status/1962601352065913263
>

>Openda/David/Vlahovic attack
It unironically looks good

In: Baturina (m, Dinamo Zagabria), Jesus Rodriguez (a, Real Betis), Addai (a, Az Alkmaar), Ramon (d, Real Madrid), Khun (a, Celtic), Morata (a, Galatasaray), Posch (d, Bologna), Diego Carlos (d, Fenerbahce)
Out: Reina (g, retired), Iovine (d, retired), Ikoné (a, Fiorentina), Audero (g, Cremonese), Fadera (m, Sassuolo), Mazzitelli (m, Cagliari), Braunoder (m, Bari), Gabrielloni (a, Juve Stabia), Cutrone (a, Parma), Felipe Jack (d, Spezia), Engelhardt (m, Bari), Cassandro (d, Catanzaro), Kone (m, Frosinone), Belotti (a, Cagliari).

First couple of shots have some True Detective energy

Channel 4 introducing their new weather man

>>150540372
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHEEES
OF THE POISON CREOSOTE

Same exact face

Visage but it's Comolli instead of Verso

True Detective-sque video for Openda too

Toyota yaris verso

Openda could get an "Opel"-themed nickname to cope with the Renault Kangoo disastro

>#Zhegrova alla Juventus per 14,3 milioni + 1,2 di oneri + massimo 3 milioni di bonus
Jesus I know that he had a bad injury last season but this is max. 18 millies, at first sight it seems like a very nice deal imo

>Jonathan David
Height: 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in

>Lois Openda
Height: 1.75 m (5 ft 9 in)

Great, I cannot wait to confuse negrus again

SO TELL THE GIRLS THAT I AM BACK IN TOWN
YOU BETTER TELL THEM TO BEWARE

>>150539761
Is zhergova better than conceicao?

>>150540855
With Openda's gigantic head I doubt it'll happen (surely he's good at headers with a head like that)

>>150540865
no because he's a gypsy
incelcao isn't good either

>belotti at cagliari is real
Should have bet

>>150540450
>>150540372
Bench is a flat rectangle

>>150540855
https://x.com/5Dan05/status/1962476313974800801
Meanwhile at bbilan

>>150539972
vecchio cuore

>>150540307
that's a lot of dead wood succesfully offloaded

>>150540855
just call them gnonto 1 and 2

>>150540307
>shitters out
>good or promising players in (except Morata)
9/10 innit

*loses to Bologna*

>>150540855
>Kostic crossing onto sub180cmhumans

>10-7-2 home record last season
>lost once in a freak match vs Hellas and once in a post-Cippa Final meaningless match vs Genoa

>arab-negroid mix
why it looks so awful for yamal yet fairly normal for openda?

>>150541321
Have you seen Yamal's dad? His family tree has already been goblinomaxxed

What will they cook?

Jollof rice with the other west africans

>Arrivals:
Luka Modric
Christopher Nkunku
Adrien Rabiot
Samuel Ricci
Pietro Terracciano
Pervis Estupinan
Ardon Jashari
Zachary Athekame
Koni De Winter
David Odogu

>Departures:
Tijjani Reijnders
Malick Thiaw
Theo Hernandez
Noah Okafor
Emerson Royal
Marco Pellegrino
Alvaro Morata
Alex Jimenez
Luka Jovic
Kyle Walker
Tammy Abraham
Devis Vasquez
Joao Felix
Marco Sportiello
Tommaso Pobega
Riccardo Sottil
Alessandro Florenzi (retired)
Lorenzo Colombo (loan)
Filippo Terraccciano (loan)
Francesco Camarda (loan)
Christian Comotto (loan)
Warren Bondo (loan)
Yunus Musah (loan)
Samuel Chukwueze (loan)

you already had david (average) and conceicao (average). what was the point of buying the albanian baldoid (average) and that other ugliest monkey (average)? i would have understood sancho or even muani. but in terms of positions they needed a midfielder and a right back. glad at least that adzic hasn’t left, he seems kind of decent.

>>150541437
>glad at least that adzic hasn’t left
Lot of transfer mercato's are still open, before you know it he'll be on loan to Galatasaray

>>150541442
Agresti said that Tudor apparently rates him and is working on improving him in training or something earlier during the stream

Idea: if possible get thiago silva for 6 months and mitrovic both as free agents

EXTREMELY rare picture of a hairful Zingarova

>>150541693
He looks like he appears in the background in music videos of Balkan rap artists

Celtic have still NOT signed a striker. It’s now officially over.

Volceltic

>>150541806
27 Nov 18:45

>>150541693
Looks like a dude you'd see in the background of a Sfera Ebbasta MV in like 2016

Edon Zhegrova

Zhegrova looks goofy and all but he seems like a fairly nice dude honestly

You literally no nothing about him apart from a mini interview and that he dresses like a goon while waving at fans

>>150542329
Yep, which is why I'm using the word "seems", don't know much about him but he definitely seems like a nice bloke from the little I've seen

>>150542351
And he might as well be a gigantic cunt from the little we've seen

Please leave parasocial-posting to the mindbroken bbilanposters

>>150542477
Does he hate Jj or is he hyping up the next scudetto

>Zingaro, David and Openai
A strong selection to choose from

If he kept silent about crimes he'd seen with his own eyes he'd be called Omerta

>>150543418
>Openai
This has potential

Juve vs Merda in 2 weeks Can’t wait!!!!

The level they played that day was incredible..

The atmosphere was out of this world, not the family friendly corporate bullshit they got going on now with these fake “influencers”

FORZA JUVENTUS!

>Gimenez didnt go to Riomma
Crisis adverted
Dovyk sucks but even he is not that bad

Seen in the wild today

Good morning!

Drake concert in Milano. I fully trust in Santi. He needs time

>>150541693
Now that is gypsymaxxing

>>150543418
>OpenAi
Nice

GuMo /seriea/! We’re all the stuck with the squads we’ve got…

Schizo’s favorite dish

Poorfags absolutely fucking FUMING at gattuso kekekekekekekekekekekekekrkrkrkr

*points at (You)*

If Allegri doesn't win the tripletta Shitalica with this omega mandrione of bufalissimi and semiticissimi toroni then we will talk about the biggest and mostest humiliating fallimentozzissimo in the history of the universe

>>150542477
Now this is funny

>Eriksen is a free agent
wtf what happened

>>150548483
Negru he dead

>>150548483
Manure broke his heart worse than the cardiac arrest

Loftus Cheek - Rabiot - Fofana

Name a more Allegrian midfield

>>150548580
Vidal - Pirlo - Pogba
Without Alegrj these trheee would be luuteral whuuus

If GODttuso qualifies shitaly to the world cup it's an allegri-tier miracolozzo sportivo

Trump is in hospital isn’t he. He’s going to die isn’t he?

gm sirs. no fabbrica today

>>150548820
based

>>150548711
>Talks about going to heaven
>Mentions Israel having control over Congress out of nowhere
>Vance says he’s ready to be president
Yeah he’s dying lel

Caratteristiche dei 3 centrocampisti in un centrocampo a 3

>>150548933
Vangelo Richbvlls

>>150548881
Well played Mr Thiel, well played

>>150548992
That's the Torah you dumb retard

The Inter fan is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a wiretapper, a passport counterfeiter, a coffee tampering doper, a prescritto, a cardboard collector, a Coppa Uefa hotshot, a leech living off tribunals or ndrangheta, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a sfinterista and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

Emilio Fed-ACK

Ngl the Coppa UEFA hotshot always gets me

>AC Milan midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek has been called into the England squad.
Allegri effect.

>>150537270
somehow he looks more Indian than black, how do you manage that?
>
congratulations on AC Milan for winning a supercoppa Italia after years of dicking around buying mediocre black players, im sure it'll be a good cover up for getting knocked out of Europe by Feyenoord.

>Riomma already imploding
Lole

Jesus christ

>>150549334
Massara and Gasp? Or other stuff happening?

>>150549386
>Massara and Gasp
Yeah, according to repubblica (lol) they had an argument and Massara threatened to resign

>>150549334
>Marco Juric
>Massara threatened to resign
You should be able to tell it's bullshit by that. No way he'll do it with Ranieri and most of the media covering his ass.
Mangiante has been actively sucking his dick since he was appointed, including last night.
He has a whole bunch of radio buddies ready to defend him and attack Gasperini.
This morning the narrative was that Gasperini rejected every option including
>Kevin (40m to Fulham)
>Enguinaldo (died one second after being reported close to Roma)
>Samuel Lino (never even reported before)
>George
>Dominguez
But somehow he accepted Bailey that isn't even right footed.

>Gattuso testing two systems for Italy:

4-2-3-1
Donnarumma;
Di Lorenzo, Mancini, Bastoni, Dimarco;
Tonali, Locatelli;
Orsolini, Barella, Kean;
Retegui

4-3-3
Donnarumma;
Di Lorenzo, Mancini, Bastoni, Dimarco;
Barella, Locatelli, Tonali;
Orsolini, Kean, Zaccagni

>Gasperini might talk today (Biafora)
Way more likely he's the one to resign kek

>>150549640
Gattuso you pig chasing faggot, pull Locatelli out of the starting XI.
I don't want players of MY Juventus involved in this shitshow and be forced to care for Gravina FC

>>150549640
>Di Lorenzo
>Locatelli
There is not one fucking way this team goes to the WC

>>150549673
you forgot Dimarco and Kean

Most expensive transfers of this summer window

Locatelli as No. 10 (and captain)

>>150549640
For me?

Donnarumma

DiLo, M*ncini, Bastoni, Dima

Barella, Tonali

Orsolini, Frattesi, Zaccagni

Retegol

>>150549759
What sort of financial jiggery pokery are those tricky Turks playing with that Osimhen fee

>>150549806
>bastoni and dimarco in a back 4

>>150549819
don't mention it, wanna see how long it takes for sfinterists to realize they know fuck-all about football

>>150549815
judging by the fee it may as well be taxpayer money funding the transfer

>>150549837
I wouldn't hold your breath. I'm still yet to meet the first Sfinteristi, or supporter of any milan-based club, that is capable of self-reflection.

Dimarco second striker

>>150550002
>Noah
Can't wait for their redemption ark

>>150550002
Who you got as the underdog for this season?

>>150550114
The further you go down the pyramid, the more clubs will be around the same level so it's hard to pick an unterhund. Especially now you don't drop down competitions anymore a lot of these teams *could* win it.

Financially speaking Crystal Palace is clear, but those players also play in a tough league and haven't played in Europe before so it remains to be seen if they can manage the rhythm.

Thankfully you don't get a Chelsea there this year, what a farce that was. AZ has a very exciting, if young, squad so it wouldn't surprise me to see them going far.

>>150549381
Shqiptari <3

>>150549970
>Ajax

A bit of experience can't hurt, they thought at newly promoted Pisa.

Raul Albiol (40 years old the day after tomorrow) signs in the shadow of the tower.

For me, it's recently promoted, somewhat niche small Italian clubs which employ that pretentious noisy filter to announce new signings

>>150550580
When you have the best squad in Serie A and a top3 in Europe you don't have to buy players. Its up to Allegri now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAZI0jtuWJw
Can't believe he resigned live on youtube

>Lega president Ezio Simonelli announced the news at a press conference following today's club meeting: "We've changed our name. We'll no longer be called Lega Nazionale Professionisti Serie A, a name that's too long and difficult, but we're going back to our roots and starting today we'll be called Lega Calcio Serie A again . We're putting football back at the heart of our project; when we travel around the world, we're known as Serie A or Calcio Italiano. We wanted to change the name because it was too long."
Honestly, I didn't even know it was called Lega Nazionale Professionisti Serie A to begin with

>Norway has 12 points and +12 GD in 4 matches
>Italy has 3 points and -3 GD in 2 matches
Good luck to Gattuso because he is fucked like never before

>>150550939
This will radically uplift calcio

>Urbański to Legia done deal
kek

>>150551009
I'm not a doomer poster, but I think it's pretty clear we won't qualify to the World Cup

>>150551009
>>150551207
I just wanna see the eventual meltdown and obvious culprits pointing fingers at eachother

Do you think the Gravinoid in charge will somehow find the courage to resign if we fail to qualify again under his term?

>>150551207
I think in the end we'll make it to the playoffs but then a lot of it is up to luck in the draws.

Does /seriea/ really doubt the magic of grinta?

>>150550114
Polish football comes of age in this years comfyrence.

>>150551009
It’s -1 GD. Beat Estonia home and away, beat Israel home and away, beat Moldova and beat Norway at home. If Italy can’t do that then the squad should be decimated in old Roman fashion.

>>150551207
For me the team does have enough quality to qualify (though it's quite grim, but the opponents are just not the most brilliant), but Gattuso will play the usual shitters like Di Merdenzo or Mancini and it's gonna lead to the failure that the team deserves. A line-up like this could work imo, I just don't think it's enough.

>>150549819
Lads it’s Estonia.

>Faith dead
S S S S S S S S S SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS SSSSSSSSS SS

>>150551306
Norway also has matches to play, and they have 13 GD of advantage. Good luck to close down the gap lmfao, would already be a miracle to beat Norway in the home fixture.

>>150551309
Left footed CB on the right makes my skin crawl and yet I wouldn’t think twice about a right footed player on the left of a back 3.

>>150551361
Faith Seed?

>>150551363
Norway ain’t that good

Moratti next :)

>>150551431
Good or not, it was good enough to win 3-0, there isn't exactly much space for criticism when they're obviously better

>>150549220
>>150551361
Somehow I thought you were talking about fedez

m-maybe he can do it again?

>>150551499
do they even sell those climacool jackets?

>>150551499
>>150551520
Nice, it's like that anti wifi clothing from M.I.A?

>>150551361
Big poorfag rejoicing

*gets thrown into a volcano*

>>150551855
the alps have an active volcano, you need to sacrifice a brownoid every once in a while to heal calcio

>>150551868
Hypothetically, how much would calcio grow if the entire bbilan squad was shoveled into a volcano?

>>150551909
10 inch

The """humor"""" of /seriea/

I don't even know any albanian jokes, only gypsy ones. Wait, that's the same thing!

An Apebanian and a zingaro walk into a bar, the bartender asks what it wants to drink

For people who asked if Zhegrova is ready to play… don’t worry. In his last training sessions in Lille he was literally A MONSTER, A BEAST! The guy is more than ready. EZ11

>>150552031
Why is this sfinterista so obsessed with calling people gay?

>>150552031
all turks are homosexuals

>>150552073
Even the fat one that called me "boss" when he sold me a kebab yesterday?

>>150552031
Vlahovic has been gay for years and no one cares

>>150552073
water is wet

>>150552084
He has a gf (picrel)

>>150552111
beardcore lel
elton john was married

>>150552083
That's a kurd

>>150552175
I don't think a Kurd would have a portrait of Erdogan hanging from the wall and Turkish Propganda Radio playing from the speakers

>>150552111
looks like a negru

>>150552040
guy was sucking the dick of Lele Mora to stay in VIP areas of clubs in Milan and get his infos, what do you expect?

>>150552031
>a sfinterista shitting on a sfinter player
Marmotta must've given the green light to dispose of him and make him "accept" whatever offer he has on the table.
Where's Cacanogly headed to?

>>150552031
I can't even tell what are ironic shitposts and made up posts anymore

>Milik out of the UEFA list
Rude

>>150552602
Who?

>>150552608
The Union of European Football Associations

You now remember Marko Pjaca

I now remember Pjacapulita

>>150552083
He’s a kanker marokaan

Savona...

If it had been an Arabic club with interlocking rhymes, its name would have been Al-Ababab

kys grimolli

>>150553561
Rate the mercato on a scale from frites-patat

>>150553580
bad kebab shop fries

>Pjanic is a free agent
Dot-Comolli bubble...

Name my band

>>150553692
The GimpZ

Grim

>>150554077
Why are they training with the official Swiss womans euro 2025 ball?

Is polenta richfag or poorfag food

>Damien Comolli has made some enemies this summer, particularly Nasser Al Kelaifi of PSG over the Kolo Muani deal.
- L'Equipe

>>150554100
>>150554139
Wtf I love Comolli now

>30m for negruani
kys grimolli

what happens to adamhole lookman now?

>>150554204
Turkey mercato is still open, he'll do an Osimhen

when does the winter mercato open?

>>150554263
When the first snow lands

Has anyone looked at Katerina Sorias Instagram lately?

>>150554263
After he wins the cl with Milan and retires from football

Jesper Karlsson from Sbologna to Aberdeen slipped under the radar. That looks like a great signing.

>>150554273
No, what happened?

>>150554320
I read Groningen was in for him as well. Aberdeen's pull is crazy

>>150554329
Think he played for Jimmy Thelin thus the attraction. That said, the way they’ve been playing in the league he might not be around for long.

>>150554351
I reckon he wants to see what can happen in the Comfyrence, would be good to make a name for himself as well to secure a good next step for himself.

Not to mention the adventure you can go on with your boys.

>>150554329
a turk hacked it, posting some great stuff

PERFECT FADE!!!!!!!

NO THUG LIFE TATTOOS!!!!!

THATS A REAL MAN!!!!!!!

WE GOT A WINNER!!!!!

DONT DOUBT ME!!!!!!!

FORZA JUVENTUS!!!!!!!

>>150554436
African heritage (great people)… no tattoos… and from what I’ve saw, the dude can run for days..

Seems like a winner and a good person to me.

FORZA JUVENTUS!

>>150554436
One of my good, good, good buddies lives in Albania… I had to fix them a little….. I fixed him and he’s a good good good guy..

>>150554204
Jj on Jan 1st (trvthnobyl)

>>150554263
once the first Carthaginian elephant crosses the alps

Who pissed inside Jamaica's flag

Mercato is closed

You Serie A types won't understand but Stuart Armstrong at Aberdeen has absolutely made my month OUT OF NOWHERE!!! OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE! We thought it was done and then KAPPOW here comes Stuart Armstrong!

Belgio
BELGIO

-20 to Jj

Please talk about the 20 cancers because Nico left...

Many men, wish death upon me

Edit idea: KIng Com

>>150549985
current Villa is so ass, 0 chance they make it out of the group stage.

>>150555487
Emery is the EL magician though

>>150555570
with the defense he has at hand and no proper DM those are gonna be some pyrric victories for him either way.

>>150555588
I'll take your word for it, I haven't watched a game of them in forever

>we are now living in a post Randal Serie Ass
sad

>>150555283
>tfw I’m one of them

Randal Serie Ass
sad

Good morning!

Has Milan the best midfield in italy nay may I even say europe?

Current free agents with the highest value for each position (according to Transfermarkt)

>Goalkeepers: Fran Vieies, Arthur Desmas, Fraser Forster, Rui Patricio, Alessio Cragno
>Defenders: Takehiro Tomiyasu, Kurt Zouma, Sergio Reguilon, Rick Kardsorp, Pawel Dawidowicz, Daniel Amartey, Jason Denayer, Diego Laxal, Juan Bernat, Samuel Umtiti
>Midfielders: Josh Brownhill. Josh Dasilva, Christian Eriksen, Samuele Vignato, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Dele Alli, Rafinha, Giacomo Bonaventura, Miralem Pjanic, Simone Verdi
>Forwards: Hakim Ziyech, Paco Alcacer, François Kamano, Emmanuel Dennis, Adam Ounas, Wissam Ben Yedder, Yann Karamoh, Lorenzo Insigne, Alireza Jahabakhsh, Isaac Success

>>150560510
>Left Ass Cheek, Rabiot, Fofana
The allegrian full house

>>150560690
>modric
>jashari
>rabiot
>ricci
>salad

>>150560510
Attack and midfield are the best in Europe, defense a solid top5

>couldn't sell Gollini
>bought Vazquez anyway
>put Gollini in UEFA list when there was no need
???

>https://x.com/ACMilanMedia/status/1963171965650268419
Again Im asking what will they cook? Because the gas is already there

Allegrified Loftus Cheek LWB

>>150561487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMj1Jo5J6TE

>woman tells you she feels safe with you a week after you quit your job and hours after you have sex with her in your car cause you didn't have anywhere else to take her
God women are crazy

>>150561390
>former gifted kid

If Gattuso had an IQ above double digits he would play Lucca - Gnoto duo striker partnership up front, harnessing the lanklet and manlet brotherhood.

New Alien Earth episode is up

>>150561844
>the lanklet and manlet brotherhood.
Would this be duccio and italo 3 in the case of /seriea/?

>>150561562
homeless and jobless bossnibba ;___;

>>150561917
The new episode is the best Alien movie in 39 years

The renewal for Yildiz is ready - He is considered by Comolli and Modesto to be the cornerstone on which to build the Bianconeri's future: hence the desire to proceed quickly with the renewal of his contract until 2030, with a possible option for 2031.

The agreement already reached before the summer will be formalized shortly with a salary that will increase from the current €1.5 million net plus bonuses to a base of €3.5-3.6 million, set to rise over the seasons to over €5 million thanks to bonuses. This jump will place him among the highest-paid players in the Bianconeri squad, behind Vlahovic and alongside Bremer and David.

>>150562077
>and David.
finished retard club

>>150555626
the current issue with Emery's Villa squad is that he makes the players play a really high up offside line, they had the most offside goals carried out in defense last season but the quality of their center backs and non-existant fullbacks is dogwater so they cant track back in time or form up to actually defend when the trap doesnt happen, combined with the fact Emi's shot stopping took a downgrade last season they were conceding and still concede a lot of goals early and get plummeted by any team that knows how to play their offside line (aka everyone in the world now, because it only worked for 1 season).

>>150562116
Free-agent bonus

>>150562164
i dont think besiktas will care about that next summer

>>150562204
The free agent bonus is just the sign-on fee spread out over the length of the contract. Whatever his next club, Besiktas or Beerschot, ends up being will be aware of this. And so will the player and agent.

>>150561844
Haven't you learnt a lesson or two by seeing Balotelli in action? Why add more socioeconomic distress to an already compromised setup?

>>150562304
Balotelli single handedly carried shitaly to a euro final and the only decent Italian striker since Del Piero

>>150562049
Yeah it was kino, too bad we are back to the insufferable CEO and his bunch of manchildren

>>150561917
>>150562049
>We monitor everything the new fancy bots with kids consciousness uploaded see, think and speak 24/7
>Somehow don’t notice the jeet one being groomed by the Weyland-Yutani negru 12 hours a day 7 days a week
Hopefully this weeks episode is better

>>150562395
Next time you do your math make sure to include the 2014 WC and the 2016 Euros in there

>>150562525
Balotelli's problem is that he was a retard, the talent was there he just didn't have the brain to go along with it

>>150562545
Yeah, that's precisely why I brought up his 2016 Euros application

>>150551478
He will flop like Jardel

>>150562759
which match is this webbum from?

>>150562809
First game I watched with my son. Will always be special.

This is going to have an impact on the long standing tradition of Dutch talents making their way to Mr Eni’s Premier Division. Well, I’m sure Timmermans and the radical left coalition set to take power will sort this out!

https://www.nu.nl/misdaad/6361144/aantal-aanslagen-met-explosieven-in-eerste-half-jaar-opnieuw-gestegen.html

>>150563104
>posts an article with evidence that it got worse under the kosher 'right' wingers

>>150562759
An entire summer of court hearings has passed, has a session of intense wiretapping finally been organised to apprehend the miscreants responsible for allowing the 5-0?

>>150563121
A cabinet where the winning party was frozen out of all the relevant positions of power.

>>150561939
I should've gone full atlanticist finbro, I'd have had a nice public office job and a cozy downtown sarajevo apartment by now.

>>150563104
Narcostate is on a toll

>>150562477
Maybe they do and they just want to see where things go, the synth guy seems to be very cunning

>>150563104
if we deduct ngoppmeiners bombed appearances at juventus, the tally isn't too worrying

You can see Matthijs is thriving since the break-up... bring him back Grimolli

no calcio sitrep

>fixed the curtain pole, patched up the wall and drilled a new hole for it
>cleaned the garage
>cleaned the doggo kennel
>gave doggo a bath yesterday, lots of shenanigans but he smells amazing now
>bought a new light jacket
>watched lots of eurobasket, its boring as shit really
>watched The Thing for the first time, top shelf kino

>>150563466
Picture of doggo?

>>150563847
This is a drei gläser moment. The bestial hatred of the Albanian towards his Serbian betters can only be hidden for so long before it reveals itself in such an ugly fashion.

Slow Horses Season 5 trailer is up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9BCtrziWtg

Reminder that there is a very high chance of you being a bundesliga watcher if you don't watch Slow Horses

>>150563942
Horses
Horses
Allegri ALLEGRI ALLEGRI HOREES AHLRLEWSIG AHORSES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HODEE SEE RA ALLEGRJ ALLORAWE. HORSES ALKEGRJ ALLLEHRIS AUOLGTWEA HOLRSEA

Comollibros wtf

Why didn't Gattuso call her up

>>150563958
cortomusobros...

>>150564083
Please don't feed the schizo

>>150564029
Albert Remedy on the right

>>150564097
a schizo's gotta eat

>>150563909
Calling me albanian will not make the tamil girl you met on campus like you

Why is it so hostile? Could it due to accepting the fact that his clubb will never account to anything ever again?

>>150564188
That’s a low blow son

For me, it's tamoil girls

Bbilan polanski

>Højlund didnt get an ADL photo
What does that mean

>using chocolate grills to try and make a point
Is there no limit to how low Apebanians are willing to go?

>>150564276
his danish forehead couldn't fit into the frame

>Federico Chiesa not included in Liverpool’s 22-man Champions League squad.
Ceferin against Milan-Como in Australia: "European teams should play in Europe"
>Fenerbahçe, continuing its search for a technical director, has contacted Luciano Spalletti and Ange Postecoglou and inquired about the conditions of both coaches!
Adrien Rabiot will wear the number 12 jersey!
>Christian Gimenez (Santiago's father) on W Radio Mexico: "It was very confusing, very strange, that a sporting director would make such statements. At no point was Santi consulted. The reality is that he is a Milan player, and on Monday, when the club and the agents met, it was agreed that he would stay."

>>150564296
Danish foreheads fit fine into photos

The Absolute State of Play starts in 15 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwRpK8eoLLE

Watching with Kelly

The name is Kelly, Lloyd Kelly.

New uncharted looks cool

>Duck on his shirt
WTF

>>150562116
David and Openda are on the books for a total of 150m for the next 5y

Looks like Hitman but linear and with 007's gimmicks

Movie idea: Agent 007 has to take out agent 47.

Uncharted x Hitman

comfy enough

Driving physics looks a bit ass, and they should fix the readability of things.

But a more linear Hitman with a story worth anything is everything I ever wanted.

>tfw a DGSE agent will never [redacted] you

shitman hahahaha

That car /plane scene was really bad

Blud should have been shot 14 times already kek

Christ almighty the FPS tho

Suddently Hojlund

Hey, that's Dexter!

Wtf is this blur effect they keep using

Imagine running this on Series S

>Allan Nyom: "The first time I saw Ibarbo's p***s in the shower when we were playing for Watford... To be honest, I had never seen anything like it in my life. It wasn't normal."
>"He was 1.90 metres tall... And his d*ck, no kidding, reached more than halfway down his leg. It wasn't normal. I looked at it and wondered, 'What is this?!'"
>"On one occasion, he took a woman to hospital after a night out. For real."

>>150564971
imagine the contract terminations

I wouldn’t go to Portugal

I would go

>>150565918
>no penis
Ew

I wonder what Albania and Malawi are up to this exact moment

>>150565945
I wonder if panamanon is high right now

>>150565918
Is that Norris’ new bucket?

>>150565945
Malawi was eaten by a lion

>

>>150566205
>Is that Norris’ new bucket?
The F1 guy? You'd have to ask someone else like the ABFerrari schizo

>>150566205
Yes its her

>>150565826
The Careto tradition is a folk ritual practice of the Trás-os-Montes e Alto Douro region of Portugal, believed to have prehistoric roots in Celtic traditions. The Careto is a masked character garbed with colorful fringe and noisemaking rattles. Part of the observance of Entrudo, marking the end of the Winter season, the Careto tradition is among the oldest continually practiced in Portugal.

>>150566829
Ghost Mechs?

>>150566829
When you think about it its crazy how much the Helvetic-Alpine culture is copied all over the world and has inspired others

>>150566829
congrats germano, you just spoiler'd rafa lmao new outfit for the next fashion week in milan

Business idea: Increase size and implement mass production.

>Leao is the only player left at Milanello, even Allegri has left but Rafa is undergoing therapies to speed up his recovery. He will probably work even over the weekend - Allegri has granted a few days of rest - because he aims to be there against Bologna.
GRANDE RAFA!

>>150567349
Does it come with a shit bag as well?

Dear Mr John Elkann sir..

You paid a washed up narcissist driver for no reason.. Can at least pay Kenan Yıldız who is generational and a perfect human being so we can keep him here for life..

Sincerely, the entire Juventus fan base.

FORZA JUVENTUS!

>>150567615
jej

Sleep tight /seriea/

I never took that tram I always walked up that steep fucking hill I guess that's what being lazy gets you

I wonder what Tom is up to at this exact moment

>>150568379
Who the hell is Tom

StreamEast is kill

Good morning!

>>150573426
Both teams should win the scudetto with a 35 points margin, if Allegri doesn't achieve that we will witness the omegabiggestestest most omegasuperultrahumiliatingestest fallimentozzostosost ever

>Sinner (AC Milan fan) defeats musetti (juventus fan)
Could this be a sign for this season?

>>150573459
It's only natural, Palestinentus has a relegation tier team Milan has a strong one

>>150573459
The allegrian era has begun

Serie Amala

>Two Turks planned to attack a Catholic procession in Viterbo.
>Digos (Italian Special Operations Division) officers raided a B&B in the upper part of the city, where they found an arsenal of weapons, including a machine gun, two pistols, and, according to some sources, suspicious components that could be linked to explosive devices.

when we will address the roaches problem

>>150573973
Based, why are shitalians so cucked towards the Church

>Lorenzo Paratici hattrick during Roma - Roma City
Massara has counted hours

How come Italian glowies are so good at stopping the muzzies from blowing stuff up. Never been an attack there.

*enters the stage*

Teun K-ACK-meiners

kys grimolli

>>150574673
pinocchio

>>150574485
unironically racial profiling

>>150574485
Anti-terrorism had lots of government organized training session with commies, fascist and mafia.

>>150574784
'tioned

>>150574893
The serie ass of terrorism

>>150574673
This is why Italy must intervene in support of Israel in Gaza and bomb them all with our Eurofighters

real yarmulke hours

How could you tell I was an inter fan?!

My journey on the poorfag mobile now takes an extra 10-15 mins because of a new housing development (all of these houses will be given free to AC Milan defensive midfields who arrive on a dinghy) I am going insane

>>150575857
>poorfag mobile
you drive a Jjeep?

>>150575857
How long until Nigel comes in and sorts it all out?

>>150575857
You study polsci. You are better than this bro.

Also Milan gets its talents from france

>Florida announces it will eliminate all vaccine mandates, including those for students against chickenpox, measles, hepatitis B, mumps, and polio. Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo stated: ‘The body is a gift from God. Vaccine mandates reek of disdain and slavery.
Based, I would want this in Italy too but we're stuck with that coward bitch

>>150575918
Kek

Ladapo Elkann

>>150575918
Probably a Dacia/Renault/Citroen/Fiat/Opel.
Jeeps are for faggots and they are richfags

>>150575918
lmao

>>150575974
>Ladapo
Is he a bbilan player

>>150575930
>You study polsci. You are better than this bro.
>polsci
>better than anything
lol

>>150576079
Polsci is the true patrician choice because it helps you understand that Israel and NATO are necessary

>waiting until university to be indoctrinated into the atlanticist agenda
Am jealous of Italy

I have been trying to say polsci without laughing, I have not yet achieved my goal but I will keep trying

>>150576086
its where lawfags who crash out in 1st-2nd year go lol

>>150576113
And those who joined (youth) political parties but didn't have the social skills to actually become politicians

/pol/ /sci/

Giorgio arm-ACK

>start sponsoring Jj
>die

I wouldn't go to Berlin

>>150575920
I believe he takes the keys to no.10 in around 14 days time.

time for post fabbrica nap.

gn sirs.

>>150576235
>>150576269
>gets vaxxed
>dies

>>150576113
>blindly and mindlessly memorizing laws
Vs
>analyzing, anticipating, explaining, and solving (!) highly complex events
Thats why I rate kalulu and you dont

Is it worth it to buy Openda for my irl fanta?

>>150576559
>he thinks lawfaggotry is just memorizing laws
yeah thats why you rate kalulu

Holy shit Albania just reverse digivolved back into Albania from Kosovo.
>>150576592

>>150576469
gn saar

Intrasting

Visi Hornymani visit Detroid?

A full breakdown has been released by @BILD on why Erik ten Hag got sacked!

• He did not get along with ANYONE at the club, not even his own staff that he brought to Germany himself.
• He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.
• The players did NOT understand why doing push ups was just as important as ball work.
• The atmosphere within the club was extremely cold.
• The players had no idea what they had to do during matches.
• The club wanted to sack him much earlier and believe they took too long.
• He is now considered the worst coach in their club history.

Space Marine 2 Patch 10.0 is up

>>150576651
She looks like the hottest fuck ever

>>150576744
>• The players had no idea what they had to do during matches.
I've seen MY team have the same problem for the past 7 years but no one bat an eye

>>150576751
Brunettes with thick eyebrows and glasses do be like that

>>150576744
>• The club wanted to sack him much earlier and believe they took too long.
>• He is now considered the worst coach in their club history.
Holy fucking kek

>>150576744
Baed, you can tell by how every German publications is getting leaks/briefs just how much of a shitshow it has been with that insufferable fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGNazsVS5KE

>Amanda Knox on the Adam Friedland Show
wew lad

>>150576769
Do you dont like him because of his time at ajax and/or psv?

>Giorgio Armani died
Get ready for the limited edition Napoli kit

>>150576794
>Knox
Who's there?

>>150576794
She did it and we all know it

>>150576813
Zito Luvumbo (formerly Rudy Gueye)

I just remembered the existence of Scalvini

Zito Labubu