Thread 150547016

Mcdavid Edition

/hoc/vious: >>150539476

Huomenta but the opposite

>>150547016 (OP)
I don’t understand why he married her since he visibly loathes her. Must not want his secrets getting out or something

>>150546705
record prophets tranny

Can Dubas trade rust, rakell, and Karlson already?

>>150547025
he needs a beard so he can keep having bud sex with drai

>>150547035
>bud sex
reminds me of 04/17/2022

I'm so glad summer is over and fall is here

>>150547016 (OP)
guy on the left in the blue dress shirt is literally just straight up jorkin' it

>>150547016 (OP)
A normal person would see that and think he is completely wasted but we know that is just mcdavid being an autistic as usual

>>150547052
he's surpassed crosby in the autism category

>mcfaggot edition
i'm out

>>150547063
this thread sucks

>>150547073
just like my islanders

>>150547063
>he's out
I'm in

>>150547073
we have a strict 70 IQ minimum here

>>150547056
Ya think

>>150547073
It’ll get better in the morning

>>150547086
so leave then

eating a pickle desu

getting sick of /pw/ immigrants desu

>>150547104
Yum

You just gotta

>>150547138
wrong genny this isn't twg

>>150547122
Only 20 more days to complete the list
Gotta get a moveon

these frogs love big bible aj

>>150547160
Who will I sing love songs to?

>>150547184
My pet plant Ivar

is depression guy still here. I asked chatgpt what you should do it said
Feeling like shit? Welcome to the club, bud.

First: don’t off yourself, it just gives Leafs fans more to chirp about.

Go see a doc. Yeah, I know—boomer move. But meds/therapy actually help.

Touch grass. Literally. Walk outside, move your carcass, get some sun.

Eat something that isn’t Monster and chips. Sleep like a human. Shower so your mom stops worrying.

If your brain keeps screaming “end it,” call 988. Free, fast, no judgement.

Depression’s whole shtick is convincing you it’s permanent. It’s not. You’re just in overtime. Don’t pull a Sabres and quit early.

lorde is hotter than most people give her credit for

>>150547224
eh i like lorde but she's pretty ugly. it was cool seeing her tits though

>>150547104
Wow you enjoyed that pickle so much you didn't even chew it!

>>150547220
I want to murder people who use chat gpt

>>150547016 (OP)
god i wish somebody would heem her

>>150547138
Our Frosties!

im a pretty desensitized anon like most of you, but it still sickens me that there is a certain anon posting itt that considers sean higgins his personal hero.

>>150547220
>Therapy
>sun/exercise
>eat well
>sleep well
>hygiene
Thanks fren, unironically saved

>>150547220
theres basically no point in following the main stream news. it is an entire industry centered around trying to sell you a never ending cliff hanger of fear and suspense, even better than hollywood could ever come up with. because the things they editorialize into "news" are administrative, democratic, or judicial processes that take years and several barriers to pass before it will ever become a reality. its not so much that nothing ever happens, its more just like the slowest drip you will ever experience, glaciers will move faster than these excruciating processes, and its basically not even worth paying attention to, because they are trying to make you think a certain way. okay, so you have paid so much attention to the war in russia and the ukraine, and you know exactly what they and what the counter culture is thinking, how does that make your life better than mine? im not the one depressed here thinking about offing myself. so what did you gain from reading their jewish stories?

>>150547351
yeah he took it too far.at first it seemed like a joke but it became clear it was sincere

Go FLAMES Go

>hey france, don't you have a song for this?
BASED Becky kek

>>150547034
Can he trade Matthews so he can play for a real team? I hate to see him waste his talents playing in that 3rd world country

>>150547285
Don't worry, everything they type into chat GPT will be used against them when it gets smarter and determines who to keep and kill

moons orange right meow. any west coast hoc bros able to confirm?

>>150547016 (OP)
I can only imagine what kind of horrific song was being played here.

>>150547578
it was Sarude - Danstorm

>>150547540
That's from wildfires polluting your sky. Wait til the 7th when we get a lunar eclipse

>>150547585
aight thanks I'll slot that in my skedj

>chow yun fat gets killed in the first movie
>his character is so popular they bring him back for the sequel
>they just say it's his twin brother who acts the exact same way
Cant make this shit up

>>150547540
>orange
Just like someone on their death bed.

>>150547664
Retard

>>150547801
Mad.

>>150547839
Retard

>>150547034
>"hello Dubas, I wanna trade for this player"
>"Nuh uh you need to give me your first overalls best prospect and an NHL playe-
>*Click*

>>150547931
>"Dubas, why did you cut me off and say *click*?

Reminder

>>150547994
>rags

>>150547994
Retard

>>150548057
bruh

>>150547856
9.5 hours

>>150548110
why you posting my normal erection duration??

behold: the bedussy.

I just figured out i cpuld make gifs on my phone

>>150547220
How about you just reframe it in your mind? You know what group has the lowest incidence of clinical depression? People with Down Syndrome. Everything in life is a tradeoff.

>>150549384
Then why is /hoc/ so angry and depressed

>>150548594
Neat :)

huomenta lads

School year starts tomorrow. The pickup and drop off line will be a war zone and everytime I have to interact with the other parents I feel like the black guy from Get Out.

>>150549778
sorry anon /heem/ sent me an offer sheet for 2 bags of onion rings and a chocolate frosty and I can't not sign that

>>150549551
all anon must do is seek the light and he will be at peace

Summer is finally over.

pre season starts soon

>>150549862
That's today

Good morning planet retard
https://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=RISo9Lk4PFB07dHL

chl retvrns to bauer after 23 years away

>>150547578
Modern country music

>>150549992
with underarmor sweaters

Happy 9/2 bro's

>>150550160
>1628909025492.jpg
>92

>>150549551
Money troubles and lack of friends

> “I said at the end of June I had every intention to take my time with it and I still feel the same way,” McDavid said at the Hockey Canada Orientation Camp for the Olympic Winter Games Milano Cortina 2026. “I’ll take my time and go through everything. I have every intention to win in Edmonton. It’s my only focus, maybe next to winning a gold medal with Canada.
>“I’ll take my time going through it with my family, my agent and everybody involved. We're going through it slowly.”
This is exactly what Tavares said in 2017-2018

>>150550115
they're terrible

>>150550160
tfw you will never have an asian wife named georgette constanza

>>150550201
Just like my islanders

https://x.com/NHL/status/1962886985632063794?t=zXJ4mQtQo7Gks8jMi9EU4Q&s=19
Lundpadsisters...

>>150550236
Rask is the only guy here anyone has ever heard of. Roberto? Timmy Thomas???

>>150550236
Flames mentioned Finland mentioned

>>150550311
Maybe if youre a newfag

>>150550358
didn't vince carter win them a title

>>150550236
Well let's see. Calgary loves Kiprusoff but I think he sucks and he was extremely awful in the SHL 04-05 "Lockout" season. Luongo was met with cheers as he left Vancouver. Stopped reading there the list is kwab'd

>>150550358
>Steve Simmons compared Mitch Marner’s claims to a fairy tale, adding, “(Marner’s story) was, or is, believed by some who must also believe in fairy tales, that Marner’s life and that of his family was in danger because of his lack of playoff performance.”
>According to Steve Simmons, the Maple Leafs’ own team security investigated the online threats earlier this year but did not see them as a danger. Simmons said, “They found nothing to be concerned about. They wonder now about the veracity of all that is being told.”
KWAB

>>150547016 (OP)

Proof from the outside, you can seem to have everything and INSIDE truly have absolutely nothing

AS AN OILY BOY FAN this hurts

Marner arrives for LV v. Toronto, January 15 2026

>>150550358
>>150550458
>he's falling for >laffs media propaganda
Kek. I can't wait for Marner to lift the Cup with Vegas so I can watch you retards seethe.

>>150550576
What are they trying to prove, that Toronto is just a terrible place to play hockey?

>>150550576
Proxy off copey

>>150550621
>everyone is copey
yep it's dylan

Copey won Dylan lost

>>150550634
>everyone is copey
Only the retarded posts

>>150550549
Very funny HAHA

>>150550576
>Marner to lift the Cup
Jen

Seattle Kraken

Reminding everyone Trotz is a retard

>>150550960
he was the problem with my islanders and now he's the problem with the perds

buud1

bud did not 1

t r b buubblin'

if rapey was a pokemon he's be Bubblinsaur

rouyn and sudbury play tomorrow
a little inter-league preseason action demain soir

trb laughs every time he makes a johnny OP because it reminds him of his hero sean higgins

>>150551103
based

>>150551112
trb doesnt know how to make threads he's too retarded to figure it out

>>150551133
xhe makes them all the time it's the only thing xhe does all day

>>150551133
trb was the one making 4 naysh threads until america lost, at which point he pretended like he never cared about it in the first place kwarb

xhe was mighty buubblin' n' copin'

>>150551187
he also broke character a bit with his racist op images during the final
the janny was not pleased

>>150551304
beneath the redditchungus exterior lives a bubblin' rage

>>150551418
Love the angry sens logo.

Just pinched off a long marner

it actually sickens me to my core that there is a certain poster in this thread that feels like anons who use the n word on a tibetan tapestry weaving forum deserve quick and hard justice while at the same time praising sean higgins as a personal hero

you can call this frozen pidser gary because I just threw it in the oven

Leave here, come back, and the queers are still here queering off.

thus, trb's Queering Off posts have returned

>>150550311
Tim Thomas was twice the man Rask ever was

>>150551605
Thomas is mentally ill, Rask is at least a well adjusted man

>>150551628
this is a sad chuds with cte genny

>>150551628
all goalies are mentally ill
it's what makes them so special

do you guys like hockey podcasts

>>150551628
Thomas was crazy but elite. Tuukka was neither

>>150551782
hey that's not jocks in jills

tuukka was drafted by the toronto maple >laffs but was soon traded to boston for andrew raycroft

>>150551807
Ok and

>>150551925
HFBoards nuked their archives so I can't find 2007 Leafs homers saying this trade was good because Raycroft is a good Ontario boy

>>150551925
Thomas eventually received a brain scan which showed that two-thirds of his brain was getting less than five percent of typical blood flow while the other third of his brain was around fifty percent below typical blood flow.[34]

>>150552002
how does a goalie get this much brain damage? blocking the puck with his head?

ogretime back with hayes, noodles, and the o-dog today

Islanders have a bright future while the Penguins are going to be the Sharks of the 2030s after they start rebuilding 10 years too late
#budwon

Sources: The #NHL and #NHLPA have agreed to a rolling implementation schedule for CBA changes.

Among them: the new playoff salary cap system will come into effect *this season* for the 2026 Stanley Cup playoffs.

Players will have until Sept. 15, 2026 to sign deals with current structure (term, signing bonus, variability). All deals signed after Sept. 16, 2026 will be subject to new CBA.

Also: Changes to player dress code and players' ability to endorse wine/spirits begins immediately.

Curious how this begins after the oilers started to use this loophole

>>150552038

He watches flames Game breakdowns

When You realize that there are an actual NHL players who do read /hoc/ threads

>>150552240
wow gary i cant wait to see connor mcdavid shotgunning a 0 calorie vodka seltzer before telling me to slam the soilers moneyline on one of the 10 sportbooks sponsoring the league.

What did Sean Higgins drink

>>150552323
Beer

>>150549943
had to reveal to my zoomie coworker that this was what was actually released when the album came out he was appalled

>>150552323
Semen

>>150550225
it looks like hana kimura rip

>>150552280
>NHL players
>read

>>150552240
>can't endorse drinking
>can endorse gambling
Thank you Gary for looking out for me.

>>150552327
>>150552340
He's just like us :)

How fucking high is he?

>>150552468
Who is this dude, it's rare when you don't see a single mistake

shalakhadabra or however the fuck you say good evening here

>rocket city
kek

>>150552468
>staley cup

>>150552468

he's right

the qt korean girl whose chair i normally sniff did not go for her afternoon run today :\ i hope she goes tomorrow

>>150552468
carolina is a contender
the >rags aren't a playoff lock either
also think the kongs are a lock. cantpucks stink
everything else looks good tho

>>150552737
I thought they put you in prison

>>150552822
cope i don't sniff butts i sniff chairs. that includes the back which smells like her hair

How many Jerseys do you own?

I was doing some spring cleaning and didn't realize how many goddamn jerseys I own. Many of them are thanks to HockeyJerseyz monthly blind jersey buy, but I didn't realize how many I had before. I got:

Sharks Celebrini
Sharks Irbe
Sharks blank
Sharks Thornton
2 Kraken Jerseys (blank and Tanev)
Blank Red Wings
Quebec Nordiques Stastny
Hawks Toews
Canadians Gallagher
Oilers blank
Flames 3rd jersey Tkachuk

>>150552911
Flames sweater
Flames knockoff jersey
Flames ~2016 home jersey
Flames ~2006 away jersey
Team Canada 2014 jersey

I am going to the minor league basedball game again tonight.

>>150552911
habs rbk edge
sharks early 00s (koho)
foreurs early 00s (bauer)

>>150552954
how many waifu pillows?

>>150547994
This list is in reverse order

>>150553020
I've had the same spongebob pillow case since i was 6 :)

>>150553029
New York is the most overrated city on earth.

>>150553042
It's the most soulful place on the planet.

Chinese military parade starts in 5 and a half hours

>>150553078
>jew york
>soul
JEN

>>150553078
What about Calgary

wow they hate sean higgins that much up there

>>150553114
everyone except trb hates sean higgins. even his own wife wants to see him hang

>>150553078
You're the most retarded person on the planet.

>>150553134
Newyorkers aren't people

>>150553114
This dude is such a showman lmao

>>150553164
Ya man he's doing a great job of convincing crown royale to shut down their 2 remaining canadian factories.

>>150553093
LOL GET IT JEWS IN NEW YORK

UPVOTED MY FELLOW PLEBBITOR

>>150553416
what made you decide to rape trb on that fateful chilly easter evening?

TSN Overdrive off and running.

Can't wait for Real Kyper and Bourne to come back

how many more days?

>>150553492
Are you counting the rest of today?

>>150553492
so you don't know

>Use journalism to start a pressure campaign against Hockey Canada
>Players get acquitted
What has he been thinking this summer?

there's a polar bear jail in Manitoba :(

>>150553635
> 'Several Teams' Are Indeed Interested in Carter Hart

>>150553635
Currently in hiding trying to figure out how save his career and avoid getting sued. The comments under his tweets about the verdict are funny as fuck.

>>150553754
>The purpose of the jail is to teach the bears to avoid humans by associating the experience with boredom, fear, and isolation, rather than food.
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaao

>>150553754
What did they do wrong?

>the new playoff salary cap system will come into effect *this season* for the 2026 Stanley Cup playoffs.
Get fucked Vegas.

>>150553944
meant for >>150552240

>>150553944
Based Pekka

>>150553944
the cup winning roster was cap compliant :)

>>150553906
bullying

>>150553964
If you never made a hole in one, stop posting on /hoc/.

>>150553964
I wish every hockey player and hockey journalist who plays and writes about golf gets hit by a truck.

going to get some pizza slices be back in about 20

>>150553999
I’ve never golfed seriously before

>>150553944
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>150553944
All this does is make the trade deadline even more boring. Get rid of the cap. Also the players association loves to get fucked in the ass anyways

One reinstatement + tip, please :)

Reminder that Portugal & France are currently playing a roller hockey match for the Euro competition.
They're still in the 1st half, and it's tied with null.

>loller hockey
shan't

>>150554106
Yea, ye shall.

major case of swamp ass today

raped retard using vpns 'gain

bud + 1 = trb

>>150552911
Home (red) Nyquist
Home (white) Yzerman
Away (Koho & Starter) Fedorov
WC (away) Datsyuk
WC (home) Zetterberg
CS Raymond
Retro Reverse Larkin
Home (sharks - teal) EK65

I’ve been wanting a Patrick Kane and Lidstrom jersey, so they’re next. And I guess eventually an ADB and Seider jersey.

back with the za

>>150554350
bon appetite

it's up
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bWSHIH_HEA

>>150552911
Golden Knights OG home grey
Golden Knights home gold
Golden Knights away white
Golden Knights RR1 red
Golden Knights RR2 black
Golden Knights WC beige

So I went grocery shopping and usually I buy a bag of store brand sour gummies for 3.99 and it's 353 grams or 0.77 pounds and then as I was on my way to the checkout I see these giant 1.7 pound bags of Sour Patch Kids in a basket for the same price so I bought those instead.

Canada should put some humans in polar bear jail

>>150550974
He took the islanders to the ecf two years in a row , first time in 37 uears but ok he was the problem

>>150554059
sick flow desu

>>150552468
>more than half the league is bubble/hopeful
>rags are a lock
Why even post this fsggot

>>150554575
hell yea it is

>>150554592
Shesterkin can drag the rags to the playoffs provided the skaters actually decide to play this season, which they no doubt will now that JT Miller is in charge.

>>150554158
summer is not yet over

>>150554565
he wasnt. the entire thing was that he just wanted to become the general manager over lamoriello. not like it matters. Trotz is busy fucking the Predators and Lamoriello is gonna die in a few years while his DEI son gets fired after 2026 for the AHL.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>150554592
because the rags have the best goalie in the NHL.

>>150554682
Just because highest paid doesnt mean the best

>>150554682
bob and hellebuyck are both superior

>>150554663
Diversity, Equity and Italians?

3 hours until the chinese military parade

>>150554652
He didn’t last year but yeah it can happen sure

>>150554730
I wish I could marry into a loving italian family

>>150554748
Half the team literally threw a temper tantrum and quit

>>150554665
R U L E
U
L
E

>>150554682
So what’s your excuse for missing the playoffs with that goalie last season

>>150554682
adin hill's on the knights

>>150554756
You mean have the team were sold off. Why are they better this season? How did the rags improve

>>150554763
hockey is hard

Dago Eggplant Eyetalians

>>150554763
They didnt have a top 5 power play and the team lives and dies by the power play still.
>>150554775
Adin Hill is overrated you retarded vegas faggot

>>150554736
In Toronto, I assume.

>>150554777
>yeah, 2 pllayers got traded away, and half the team threw a temper tantrum and stopped playing, so they traded the rest of their garbage away.

>>150554790
You mean Vancouver

>>150554799
The rags are still meh. How about we see if they can play a good 5v5 game for once and not fold when they aren't given 1000 power plays a game. And Zibanajed needs to do more as well for his paycheck

>>150554823
Gay

>>150554816
Yea

i think they just might be

>>150554816
They don't need Mika to be a top matchup center anymore, they can just use him at wing with their top guys or maybe at 3C. That's the only good or even interesting thing about their roster construction btw

>>150554883
Retard

>>150554787
no milly

>>150554891
>implying zibanabitch would consent to being demoted to 3C
They are going to make Miller play the wing and run Jusse Parssinnon at 3C. Watch.

>>150554787
no milly
no willy
no Cody
no profits

>>150554883
Can they stand up to Florida?

>>150554883
and also the biggest favorite to ghost in the playoffs with Marner and Eichel

>>150554943
they beat them already tardface

>>150554924
Vegas is a town of faggots, whores, gambling addicts and soft faggots like Marnerjeet who drink hard seltzers only.

>>150554957
oh xhe boilin'

>>150554917
I thought Jesse Persimmon went on a Ryan Spooner style end of season heater but it was 5 points in 11 games. Oh well

Confirmed copey a retarded faggot who thinks that hard seltzers are fine to drink

/hoc/ group hug

>>150555012
I'll just heem you instead.

Didnt realize how grim it actually was. They better hope Shesterkin carries them.

>>150555012
*suplexes you*

>There are several teams, including the Philadelphia Flyers, interested in goaltender Carter Hart, but they continue to wait on the NHL’s decision to determine when he is eligible to play.
Believe Women bros...

>>150555002
>McDavid's legacy will be winning the Gary Meme Cup in-between two SCF losses
Lmao

>>150555058
T-bagging whores isn’t a crime

Did they ever reveal EM’s real name?

>>150554943
absolutely raped florida

>>150555109
the m stands for mind your business, creep

>>150554883
no, that would be my canesies :)

/hoc/ should have an EM Night, give her an appearance fee, sell streaming rights

>>150555122
Retard

Remember: Not guilty does not mean innocent

'usks

>>150555109
Exhausting Mid

>>150554986
hoooly worked

> Maple Leafs sign Dennis Hildeby to three-year contract extension
literally fucking who?

We’re a month away from a new season, and a new Leafs team, that doesn’t feature Mitch Marner for the first time in a decade. Toronto retooled cleverly during the offseason, and while it may be a few points worse during the regular season, it is perhaps better positioned to play the style of game needed to sustain a lengthy playoff run. Mitch Marner is no longer a member of the Maple Leafs and for all of our sakes, it’s time to free ourselves of the discourse. Until Marner returns in January, of course, where he will receive the verbal wrath of a fan base scorned.

>be mcdavid
>a-at least i "won" the allstar series!!!

>>150555058
All women are liars and whores

1993

>>150554883
How can a cup have a favorite team?

>>150555218
jen

thus, the burrito won

>>150555339
cope

>>150555079
The difference between Crosby and McDavid through the first 10 years of their careers is Crosby skipped game 7 in 2009 and his teammates got it done without him and then in 2014 the superior western conference players carried him to an easy gold medal.

Conbust McBustshit: cuplet
Sidgod Crosgod: multiple cups

>>150555012
Thanks fren

I'm sure this is a very common post but I figured I would post anyways.

I am a new fan to hockey. I took my wife and sister in law to a game for their birthday last season. Canadiens vs Penguins in Pittsburg. I was absolutely hooked.

Ended up going home and doing some research but never really settled on a team. I used to live in Washington when I was younger and have always been a Seahawks fan pretty much my whole life. So of course, I chose Krakens as my NHL team. Issue is, I now live in Pennsylvania and don't really have plans to move back for some time.

I'm trying to find a team within my region to really root for. Go to live games, rep some merch, get my wife involved, whole nine yards... Just want a West and East team to watch and track.

Main issue is I don't really want to rep a team that tons of people rep. Not that it's really important, but like the penguins are supposedly the 3rd most popular team. I love a good underdog and would love to witness a team winning their first Stanley Cup but not a necessity.

Just for context, I have looked into Sabres, Flyers, and Penguins mainly cause they are ROUGLHY the same distance from me (Buffalo being the furthest).

>>150555891
If its between Sabres, Flyers, and Penguins and you wanna root for an underdog, I'd choose the sabres. Pens have had so much success: so they have so many fans.
But if you wanna suffer less I'd root for the Flyers.

Or you could just pick a team based on which logo/colours you like the best

trb: 1let
bud: multiple 1

Just took a three phase marner, a MOAM (mother of all marners) if you will.

>>150555891

what part of pittsburgh are you from larper

>>150555058
He’ll return soon

bud did not 1

Hoob made Hart look silly

>>150556046
not as silly as eberle made hoob look

>>150556035
t. guy who lost to bud

>>150556061
Hoob was nervous that game, cut him some slack :(

>>150555250
He’s cheating on Crosby with McDavid >:(

>>150555891
fuck off we're full

Made Huevos Rancheros for dinners bros.

I'm at the hotel and TBS isn't playing Impractical Jokers I'm freaking ticked

I’m at the hotel and I didn’t ask

>>150556347
Call me on the room phone and say that pussy

>>150556371
“That pussy”

>>150556322
yum

>>150556341
nigga just watch NXT

>>150556341
how are the pillows?

>>150556465
>e-slop
"No"

>wrestling
>Man make believe plays
"no"

gary wont break our spirit
right guys

>>150556585
>no senturds
Based

>>150556341
did you try peach tree

Now the Blackhawks, this club, this organization, this team, this franchise, here’s a club, just a good solid team, just a good solid hockey club, lots of potential in this Chicago Blackhawk club

>>150556734
t. cm punk

my canesies reveal their new road jersey tomorrow

>>150556786
I fucking hate the black home jerseys so much it’s unreal

the chinese military parade is starting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aH6rGs-_Q4

>>150556813
looks like those ones are sticking around for at least a few more years
too many other people like them (including Tom)

>>150556851
White home jerseys with the hurricane logo

Red away jerseys with the storm flag logo

Black jerseys with the storm logos as their third jersey

Pic rel is fine

>>150556893
for me it's literally just the fucking 2006 jerseys
go back to that

it's like how Ducks fans keep begging their team to go back to the classic jerseys that everyone wants and the team keeps doing literally everything else except for that

>>150556734
Potential for what specifically

>>150556926
>for me it's literally just the fucking 2006 jerseys

Insanely based

>>150556786
another shit jersey for a shit organization

Now this was a jersey *sips* yep don’t make em like that anymore.

>>150556931
They’re gonna make it to the wild card in the western conference and then lose to the kings or some shit in 4 games

>>150556974
Is that caesars sponsor logo...aislop? How?

Chicago's "rebuild" is buffalo tier

>>150557010
all phone cameras use sharpening algorithm to compensate for the tiny aperture

>>150557019
My Sabres will win it all

2.5 in 6 is NOT a dynasty

>>150557048
speaking of classic shit everybody but the team wants back, look at this wretched shit they'll do rather than the yeti foot

>>150557048
>cusb

I want randy and the other cock eaters to leave

>>150556734
bedard is a bust

I’m ready for the inevitable oilers and panthers series AGAIN with the panthers winning AGAIN

thank you Gary!

You didn't say the magic word

bust in this bussy

>>150557102
oilers aren't making the finals again

>>150557103
Judaism

>>150557041
maybe in EA NHL

>>150557119
Would McDavid just shoot himself in the head

>>150557102
NHL parity is worse because of the salary cap. reminder you should ask the salary cap to be banished

not a fan of the double retention changes, those were fun

>>150557157
Seeding system should change desu senpai

>>150557076
they should bring back the flash game with howler

>>150557144
No he'd go make $15.5mm somewhere else

>>150557157
just like my islanders

>>150557144
mcdavid would have an autistic meltdown on the ice and refuse to ever play for edmonton again

>>150557172
Did the Tempe Police Department find Howler yet?

>>150556846
https://youtu.be/Lmp51YN-7wc?si=K_cQXlBedQ5RwHiV&t=129
this shit was so kino @2:10 on

this chinese military parade really drives home what a pissant country canada is

>>150556974
this but unironically

>>150557010
this is one of the newer remakes as a "heritage jersey" or whatever they called it
it's from post-covid, after ads started showing up

>>150557238
Canada has never lost a war buddy

Just ate the last smores bar my wife made for my birthday :)

>>150557238
The only thing a Chinese military is good for is killing Chinese

>>150557247
just the cultural one

>>150557238
>braindead zoomies with zero experience with or frame of reference for China are STILL getting one-shotted by literally their first encounter with Chinese propaganda
g r i m

>>150557238
you should spend less money on irving corruption and covering up for rapey generals

>>150557236
canadian women could never compete

>>150557238
You have to be clinically retarded to fall for babbies first propaganda.
Military parades are "third world dictator attempting to flaunt his power" tier.

>>150557263
my country can't even hold a pride parade let a lone a huge ass military parade

>>150557283
those look like canadian women to me bud

>>150557299
I heard the laffs have been planning a parade for like 60 years

>>150557254
you're lucky to experience the last bit of summer :)

>>150557323
exactly we just aren't good at parades

>>150557323
jen

>>150557345
wow she looks ready to kill

>>150557333
Right they'd win a cup if they were better at parade logistics

>>150557364
no army=no parade

wow retarded talk again because a canafaggot makes it political just remove flags

>>150557381
Stampede parade is the second biggest on the continent

>>150557393
go on then

>>150557397
>calgarytard can't even hang the flag right side up
thanks for proving my point

>>150557414
He's clearly signaling distress

>>150557421
distress of being an albertan

>>150557397
based and cool :)

God Bless Southern Alberta and God Bless the Calgary Flames

>>150557438
frostbite engine looks like shit.

>>150557438
HI
MY NAME IS

>>150557438
Looks like Marner

>>150557446
Please lord because nobody else did

cuties got new uniforms

>>150557505
They look like flameschads

>>150557516
flameschinks

>>150557505
borrowing uniforms from perceived elite foreign military groups is something i love a lot

these guys were a union regiment from new york in the american civil war

this isn't a parade, this is just one big troop inspection. where is the marching/

>>150557612
Just like my islanders

>>150557612

who cares?
why is this shit being astroturfed so hard?

ah here we go

>>150557653
>thread talks about nothing but off topic bullshit
>start seething because the current topic is chinese military parade
suck it up buttercup

Is Marner the piece Vegas needs to dominate the west? I doubt it

>>150557653
Gary is secretly Chinese

>>150557700
When's he holding the next Chinese exhibition game?

>>150557653
because the same (chinese) anon is going into all the threads to spam about it.

Is Gerard Gallant at the parade?

>>150557716
The ones who made it out dont go back

>>150555250
>barely squeak out OT win against half a team
imagine how badly they're getting destroyed in February

is that jason robertson next to xi jinping at the parade?

>>150557719
>make one post by accident on the baseball thread
>no one cares
>make another post about it in the hockey thread because I know people will reply
Since you keep tabs on every thread you should know by now /hoc/ is the off topic dumpster thread. you can post anything you want here and some moron will reply.

>>150557695
I think marner is underrated. I could see him carrying vegas's

>>150557780
who are you talking to?

>>150557753
they're easily winning the gold in milan

>>150557789
it'll be interesting to see him on a legit team

>>150557804
the anon I directly replied to. any other questions captain retard?

>>150557825
He was legitimately the mvp of 4 nations

>>150557829
i obviously cared you made the post in the other thread, retard. thats why i pointed it out. thats why you are having a meltie. talk about an esl moment. lol.

>>150557841
he looked so much better during the 4 nations than on the >laffs

>>150557860
okay thanks captain autist for your services policing the board

>>150557684
I'm talking about seeing it being pushed in places other than just this thread, dummy

>>150557886
>why is this military parade by a major power that is being broadcast worldwide being mentioned on the internet

>>150557886
Chink pride world wide wumao

>>150557904
name the last time that literally anyone else's military parade was pushed like this, Zhang

this shit is faker than that era when tranny-pushers tried to pretend that announcing your pronouns before every conversation was normal like "oh people have always done this"

>>150557978
name the last time anybody else's military had a parade like this.

yes, it's bullshit propaganda. but it's a spectacle. that's why people are talking about it. it's not that difficult to understand. if america was doing this i'd be shitposting about it too.

if it bothers you that much fuck off for an hour and when you come back the thread will be spamming raped bitch again. ok sweetie.

vpn off trb

I feel bad for Pasta for being stuck on the ruins

>>150558081
Pasta and McAvoy for McDavid and Nurse

>>150558016
USA did this a few months ago kwab

>>150558081
i don't lol lmao

>>150558121
It was based

>>150558121
It was cringe

>>150558016
>name the last time anybody else's military had a parade like this
c o n s t a n t l y
you dumb chink

>>150558091
Not even McDavid can drag the corpse of the bruins to playoffs

>>150558167
name 5

for me it's love not war

peace sells but who's buyin

>>150558209
they literally have armed military marching in the streets of chicago everyday, silly chinamen.

>>150558258
i saw them perform this album about 15 years ago

>>150558209
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=military+parades+-china

>>150558281
oh so you expect me to find the proof of your claim? weird.

>retarded dishonest propaganda fag wants to play the hatchling
>nothing exists if he doesn't acknowledge it lalalala
genuinely a sub-trb-tier poster

for me it's the annual Bud 1 parade

>>150558258
flames and islanders at the deadline

fuckin’ cock sucker mother fucker, fuck you, piece of fuckin’ shit, faggot fuck, fuckin’ die already, asswipe dip shit

>>150558341
the parade is over now, you can stop seething. see you in 10 years for the next one. the next topic of discussion is yours.

>>150558081
Retard

>>150558081
He didn’t have to sign the extension

not a fan of trb's proxy arc
complete marner 2bh

>seethes for over an hour just so he can get back to accusing people of being trb on vpn
can't make this shit up

lol hes already given up on his dimless chinese military gimmick

>>150555042
But they’re a playoff lock

>>150555058
What did Philly do when he was accused?

>>150558512
he's still seething, though
there's always new marner to seethe about

>>150558512
the parade is over. had some laughs, made some seethe. i'm going to play video games and come back in a few hours when the americans I like talking to are on.

Are you there /hoc/? It’s me, Dylan.

On a serious note I’ve been so busy this summer I’ve missed you retards fr.

>>150555190
Innocent until proven guilty so yes, it does mean innocent when you fail to prove guilt.

>>150558552
you didn't miss a single thing.

>>150558552
Marner is the word of the summer.

>>150555339
>Marner leaving means it’s a new team
Still have a lot of stars that suck I the playoffs. Well, I guess Tavares isn’t a star anymore with that $4M aav

>>150555891
Are you a state college faggot

>>150558541
>still trying to talk himself into how he's not seething
sad

>>150558613
that's not a real post you fucking moron.

I'm from red deer who should I cheer for?

>>150558639
Flames

>>150558639
our Hurricanes :)
in honor of Red Deer Rebels legend Cam Ward

>>150557247
That’s because Canada isn’t a real nation.

eat cock randy

>>150558681
Magnificent post

>>150558677
Canada burned down the white house

>>150558706
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>you won't get away with this!!!

>>150558681
cope we love our wardo here

>>150558703
abominable post

>>150558706
You mean Great Britain?

>randy was the faggot with a stick up his ass
kek. jen even. seething because people took a break from telling him to eat cock.

>>150558747
>grasping at straws this hard
embarrassing
know when to hang it up

>>150558734
No I mean Canada

>>150558826
Eat cock randy

Our Sennies play in Canada so do America's Flames

>>150558837
>e-e-everyone is randy!
>th-that's how I can still win!
truly desperate

Fuckin randys mouth

Is filled with dirty old cock burgers

>>150558828
Canada wasn’t founded until 1867. Sar do you not know your own history sar?

can't wait for the offseason to be over

>>150558928
Did Americans fight in the USA war of independence? The event you retards celebrate each year saaaar

>>150558947
Yes because the US declared independence in 1776 and then fought the war until 1783. the war of 1812 was 57 years before the founding of Canada. Sir are you saying the Canadians are having declared independence from the UK over 50 years before being legitimately recognized as such sir? And you’re proud of this sar? SAAAAR? You were burning of the White House saaaar?

currently playing pokemon

Could the next thread be Flames thread please?

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