Thread 150548889

Why did Bayern agree to pay £70.5m for Nicolas Jackson? He failed in the EPL and Chelsea were desperate to get rid of him, yet Bayern are going to pay more than double what Chelsea originally paid.

Bayern right now it's infected with a dumbass manager and geriatric morons in the office.

>>150548889 (OP)
Panic buy.

>>150549120
Is Bayern even that bad? They won the league, something specialists said it was impossible because Leverkusen was guaranteed to win again
I truly believe they'd have a good chance vs Inter if their squad didn't implode right after the games, they were missing most forwards and half of the defence
You guys just want to desperately hate on Megamind
>>150548889 (OP)
He needs to meet quotas to trigger the clause which probably are scoring 40+goals and winning UCL, if this happens 70m doesn't even matter desu

>>150549304
They still paid £14m for the loan fee.
£14m for one year of Nicolas Jackson...

>>150549304
>something specialists said it was impossible because Leverkusen was guaranteed to win again
No one said that. At least in Germany

>>150548889 (OP)
because when you are shit in the epl, you generally go onto be a superstar in leagues like the german, italian, spanish and french leagues.

>>150549314
Bro That is the salary chelsea would have paid him for one year

>>150549622
But Bayern are also paying 100% of his wages.

>>150549304
the trigger is X amount of games but there's no reliable source that says the amount

>>150548889 (OP)
Because football has become nothing more than a grand money-laundering operation under the guise of a sport. If you want to be entertained, go watch your local Sunday's team - I'm serious.

>>150549304
>something specialists said it was impossible because Leverkusen was guaranteed to win again

Stop lying, you're bad at it

Because bayern needed SOMEONE, ANYONE to be added and that was the only option so the retards had no other choice.

The man in charge is famous for quitting his job because of "depression" and leaving his club in absolute ruins
And now there are rumors that he has asked the Bayern board to be relieved again
He needs therapy and can't make these kind of decisions anymore

>>150550941
Why would Buyern hire such a man?

>>150548889 (OP)

to torture Harry Kane

>>150550971
He had a very good reputation a few years ago. When he was in charge at Gladbach, the club had a very good run and said man (Max Eberl) was generally seen as one of the most competent and also likable people in German football. Then he suddenly did a 180 and dropped out because of depression, only to show up at RB fucking Leipzig a bit later, which obviously mortified and angered Gladbach fans. He then did shit work at Leipzig and fucked off in record time before showing up in Munich. Looking back, it's incredible he used to be popular and considered competent and nice. Whenever he opens his mouth, dumb shit comes out. And he's objectively doing a bad job
Basically set a record for ruining your status. Now everyone hates and/or mocks him. The good part about this he's a puzzle piece in Bayern's grip over the league weakening. Still a long way to go, of course

>>150550971
I have no idea.
At Red Bull, his last job, he lasted about nine months and apparently barely visited Leipzig because he needed to spend time with his new girlfriend

To help Chelsea cheat the ffp. Bohely already sent them back some money through some investment you'll never hear about.

>>150548889 (OP)
adidas want a new black man to use in their adverts

Difference between elite clubs and the rest
When elite clubs have an opportunity improve their squad they do it no matter the cost. Kane isn't even a particular problem area, yet still

>>150548889 (OP)
>Germans stealing our talent
This needs to STOP NOW

>>150551105
/thread
The deal was worked out at the lodge

>>150548889 (OP)
He was pretty ok for the most oart

i heard somewhere that there was some legal reason chelsea had to make a profit this summer but i cant find anything when searching now
anyone know if this is true

>>150550941
The thing is though that while Eberl is incompetend, Uli Hoeneß is twisting his thumbs with everything he does. Eberl cannot do his job properly because Uli cannot let go of power.

>>150551838
If that was the case you would've signed Wirtz and Woltemade.

How did you get snubbed in favor of English clubs for your own premium local talent? Then you feed off Chelsea's sloppy seconds, simultaneously overpaying massively and helping bail Chelsea out of excessive spending.

>>150552571
Woltebitchmade couldn't have worked anymore perfectly for Bayern
Stuttgart didn't have time to buy a replacement so they are out of the title race

>>150553939
>implying they were even in it in the first place

>>150553952
With GOATemade and the only capable Hoeneß in history (the chosen one), Swabia might have triumphed over what used to be their lesser neighbor for centuries. But now, the link has been severed

>environment where absolutely retarded amounts of money are exchanged
>decisions are made on the fly, usually by single individuals
>said individuals are known to be incredibly greedy
>almost no accountability for failed operations
hint: it starts with c and ends in orruption

>>150553985
Did you know Bayern has a bank account for a rainy day that is supposedly filled with hundreds of millions or only a few 10s depending on who asks?
Only the ex-president and his handpicked CFO are allowed to know the exact numbers. Curiously the rest of the board including the current president, former Adidas CEO, don't have access.
The CFO lost a finger a few years ago in an unfortunate hunting accident. But it wasn't the ex-president that shot, he was in prison at the time.

>>150548889 (OP)
I have still yet to hear a crowd go
>I'm sorry Nick Jackson
>Oooo

Sorry Nic Jackson ooooooo

>>150554201
>I'm sorry, Nick Jackson
>Oooooo
>What a good deal!
>Never meant to post that monkey face
>I won't ever talk about your race

>>150549502
>superstar at the EPL
>Flop in other leagues

>>150554291
can you get lidl to start stocking grenadan chocolate again, cheers

'arry kane replacement

>first game against Hamburg at home
Oh boy

>>150548889 (OP)
we have the dumbest management the past 5 years or so.
We are not simply losing because the EPL is getting even more money, but because our management is shit. They managed to scare every single manager away two years ago, after the Nagelsmann then Tuchel disaster and the signings have been terrible except for Kane and Olise. If a single Bundes team had balls this might be the time to dethrone Bayerns supremacy.

>>150551838
>lets Woltemade go to Newcastle because the exact price for this random ngubu was too much for a potential national team player and fan favorite striker
no, not true

>>150554632
>dethrone
Not right away, especially not financially. That shit's going to take years. And Dortmund are dumb retards, Leverkusen and Leipzig are more or less nerfed, Stuttgart and Frankfurt just aren't ready yet. If anyone has a chance this season, it seems to be Frankfurt as of now
If Bayern fuck up the ongoing overhaul while not fixing their financial strain, we might have a chance at witnessing a new era of balance. And we can only hope it actually happens

>

Another miss Jackson
You are so shiiiiiiiiiiiit

what happened to the german identity at bayern? can buli ultras really identify with harry mong and sorry miss jackson?

>>150549304
>specialists
The word you are looking for is "retards".

>>150548889 (OP)
Uli and Kalle are shit

>>150548889 (OP)
kane to arse next year 60milly

Really bizarre transfer. I think Jackson is overhated as a player but 70.5m is insane money - are they planning on not meeting the obligation? Would the 15m even be worth however many Nicolas Jackson appearances that would pay for? Why aren't they looking for a younger long term player?

>>150566953
bayern have had prominent foreign players for atleast 50 years now.

>>150549852
Everyone on here arguing about footballers salaries and transfer fees are brown and earn less than 1 dollar a day. No actual humans care about professional football anymore

>70 million can you believe it
debating transfer fees is almost exclusively a sport for idiots who don't understand money and fees or they don't understand what and why the clubs are paying. it rings a retard alert like those poor retards who got rich and buy LV or Gucci because it's expensive and they think that's what rich people wear. if it's an amount of money they can't quite comprehend, it's somehow fascinating to them. They will also say shit like "I'd also play badly in a shit club if I earned that much" because they think that men go into footballing career for money and it's the only thing that matters to them and also makes all their problems go away. and then they follow up by saying how crazy that the deodorant is 5 euros nowadays because they don't understand that jews print money.