Thread 150559119

Remember the Red Wings edition.
/hoc/vious: >>150547016

>>150559119 (OP)
fuck off trb you gay faggot

>>150559119 (OP)
Based

Old mcdavid had a farm
Eo eo eo eo

>>150559119 (OP)
Bud 1

>>150559148
lmao that's not how it goes

>>150559119 (OP)
>>150559127
>>150559153

>>150559206
audible jen rapey btfo

can this thread be less gay than the last one themed please

>>150559206
kwarb

florida panthers desu

>>150559453
I miss the real logo. It's a shame they never lifted the cup with it.

I just got back from the minor league game. It was boring and our team sucked but the world champion Idaho Falls Spud Kings were there with the cup to hype up their new season :)

How do you be burning down the White House 60 years before you are existing as a country sar?!?

>>150559485
you're boring and already lost last thread kiddo

finna watch nxt tomorrow

what if the canucks and devils merged so the hughes brothers can all play together without having to pick one or the other :)

>>150559529
Didn’t ask

>>150559583
What if the Winnipeg Jets merged with the New York Jets?

>>150559595
oh sorry to be the bearer of bad news tranny but not only do we ask here, tiny lost KWAB

>>150559119 (OP)
>>150559131
Are the Wings the ultimate boomer team?

How good do you guys think wolf will be. I'm thinking a top 10 goalie for 10 years.

>>150559632
I'm somewhere between millennial and zoomer and they were still the GOAT for my entire childhood

>>150559644
Calgary should lock him up for 8 years while you still can

>>150559618
I’ve never watch Gayew once in my life if that’s what your referring too

>>150559485
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4
History lesson

>>150559119 (OP)
tfw I got into hockey in 07 or 08 and its been nothing but misery since

Im so very tired, steve...

>>150559186
>>150559206
get a room and fuck off.

>>150559506
>you lost cause I said you did
Got another genius here

>>150559675
When you were 2?

>>150559693
Remember the '15 ploffs? That's when I knew Gary was out for blood, Detroit blood.

Detroit and Chicago being bad for a decade almost is proof that the NHL not only has a talent problem but a salary cap problem

>>150559693
Sorry lad. My flames made the cup final the year before I was old enough to have memories :(

>>150559727
They were contenders throughout the 00s.

wanna buy a p bass

Worked

>>150559735
Yet Atlanta is going to get its third team

my earliest hockey memory was my dad explaining to me who patrick roy is and why his name's pronounced like that

Canadians so desperate for relevance
>those American troops were stationed in Iraq so it was actually an Iraqi victory

toronto getting wrecked by Americans goes back farther than I thought

>>150559803
Mine was meeting Brian Trottier in the 80s

>>150559803
I remember watching the 2006 olympics and my dad saying we were the team with the leaf jersey

>>150559821
i was 20 years old then

>>150559845
get the fuck off 4chan

>>150559845
Crusty boomer alert

>>150559854
been here since '06, you'll be here forever btw

9;33 blocked shot

9;30 contested pass

9;22 locks down Crosby

9;12 contested pass puck out of the zone

8;43 broken up pass

8;39 SOG

8;39 3v1 gets to the puck first

8;25 deflected pass from Crosby

8;20 broke up pass to Crosby

7;57 deflects shot

[PK over]

7;37 deflects shot

[7;23 Shift concludes]

>still bubblin'
worked

the bubblin thing could be the worst gimmick i've ever seen anywhere

>>150559886
true

>>150559886
it's pretty bad

>>150559886
Lmao Chris Jericho was supposed to go to the World Wrestling Federation and use this gimmick

>>150559886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrl4MPddFk

https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/452297/barney-irwin

goon research

https://x.com/Iwantadonair/status/1963077981452325360
based crowd

>>150559985
Wow great job growing the game Gary random ass comedians don’t even know who your players are

>>150560024
no milly

People like racist misogynist homo/transphobe Don Cherry is what made hockey the toxic masculinity rape factory it is.

>>150560038
Is a rape factory like a moose factory

>>150560031
Shut the fuck up

>>150559886
>wrestlefag complaining about shit gimmicks for retards
The ironing

>>150560043
More like a burrito factory.

>>150560048
KWAB

>>150559886
It's spam, but the resident /hoc/ cuck doesn't give a shit. He just looks for cocks to take up his faggot ass.

once knew a woman who was hammered downtown and couldn't find coke so she met some dude who had crack. so she bought a crack rock and went to smoke it a bit later and he sold her a literal rock.

that man? albert einstein

>>150560161
more like the stone was ein stein

>>150560182
wtf KEK

>>150560182
Coincidentally, Mark Stone's nick name is Ein Stein.

>>150560253
based go knights

My nick name was human chat gpt

>>150560280
based frost player

is canadian housing really that expensive? no wonder canadian players would rather win in america.

>>150560280
my nickname was "museum guy"

>>150560253
https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=sv&text=a%20stone&op=translate
Swedish is funny

>>150560289
im not fully reading that

Tonights movie selection is Big Trouble In Little China, starring Kurt Russell and directed by John Carpenter. Showtime shortly after this next marner.

Wayne Gretzky was actually a Swedish dude named Inge

>>150560314
https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=de&text=a%20stone&op=translate

>>150560355
Idk sounds normal to me because I know some german.

Sweeds are the best at speaking english with zero accent though.

even if he has a good season ill still be calling them marners

When marner calls you answer

Hey mothercanuckers, just a reminder you've been a failure since 1993

>>150559206
kek

>>150559886
xhe bubblin'

>>150560439
actually we don't call those that here now

bud won
mitch won
>playoff goals

actually we flush it down here now

>>150560465
true yall have been flushed down for over 30 years kek kwab

Franklin was a failure

>>150560470
much like trb

>get stranded in the arctic
>walk 1,000 km south
>eat your friends
>die
kwab go flames

This movie kind of shit. Should have watched Escape From LA instead.

>>150560536
There must be a movie with one of those big Chinese military parades

>>150560536
which movie bud

>>150560564
Big trouble in little china. Or i should have watched another john woo flick.
>>150560536
Worked

>>150560551
Worked

>>150560587
oh i like that one desu it's silly

>>150560596
I laughed a few times for sure

Wolf is moving to sunbelt ain't he
god FUCKING DANG IT

>>150560601
Shut the fuck up

Amazing how there are so many nice houses up in the Bronx but the problem is that I would have to pay a toll constantly, and I would have to also cross the Whitestone bridge constantly.

Would love to look towards Queens by Forest Hills/Ozone Park. Need to find a nice home.

>>150560655
BASED i love bud's retardprose

>>150560650
I'm onto you
You want to steal Wolf

>>150560659
what do you think about this?

>>150560666
I use instagram. It doesn't matter if you like an image or not. It knows exactly what the fuck you are looking at and feeds you stuff that is exactly like it. He is definitely looking at pictures of both burgers and feet all the time.

>>150559886
I like WCW, that nitro stream is comfy. Watching Halloween Havoc 1995.

>>150560764
Wwf has one too

both feds rule

thingken about logging out and watching fire walk with me

>>150560784
Nice try Tiny

>>150560796
oh fuck i apologize, i meant wwf/e and wcw

>>150560798
Kwab

>>150560799
i refute the kwab

>>150560802
Youre kwab of the day

>>150560805
we don't call kwabotd this early here

>>150560807
You set the new record

>>150560816
cope no i didn't

>>150560823
cope yes you did

>>150560833
nah

>>150560839
fraid so

>>150560847
ok so how u know

>>150560601
Great reading comprehension!

>>150560850
Huh what you mean

>>150560859
you tell me

>>150560861
So you dont know

pour one out for anon kwabotd

>Players are no longer required to adhere to any dress code. It will allow athletes to pretty much wear what they want to the rink, including endorsing wine and spirits as part of their “drip”.
Finally, his powers will be fully unleashed.

>>150560867
but enough about you

>>150560857
He's delaying because he doesn't wanna sign. No one wants to sign for my flames. I'm setting my expectations as low as possible so I cant be disappointed again

It's time to move on from this Marner.

>>150559206
Gooood morning Planet Retard

>>150560601
Good he's an overrated faggot ginger anyways

>>150561436
cope he's elite

>>150561451
One year wonder.

Morning Marner has been dropped

>>150559119 (OP)
>ded wongs

>>150561458
he's been elite at every level retard

>>150561704
not in the nhl

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>150561709
Source?

>>150561731
.906 sv% career

>canadian team takes advantage of LTIR loophole once
>it gets fixed immediately
Coincidence? I think not.

i still trust gary to do the right thing

>>150560887
Oh no

>>150561887
The aids has taken its toll.

>>150561887
Practice jerseys always look wrong on players

>>150561841
And yet good goy Americattle will still tell you that Gary doesn't favor American teams.

>>150561887
>ads on practice jerseys
Thank you Gary

>>150562136

You're right he does favor them because they make money

>>150561887
>fanatic sweaters
oof

Gary is going for the sevenpeat

>>150562290
thank you gary

>>150562234
True that's why the Yotes got relocated.

>>150562332

This isn't a knock on Canadian teams genuinely if there was a greater financial incentive and renumeration I think they would be pushed even harder

More favorable calls, better matchups, more favorable, timeslots, or primetime games


I hate to say it, but American team winning means more money and the only thing Gary cares about is money and masturbating to it

>>150562290
Gary must be stopped in Minecraft

>>150560285
she belongs to the PWHL Vancouver now

I could see the gochujang in my morning marner

>>150562136
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

Huomenta

>>150562467
i call them the BRR months haha
good morning, sweetheart

>>150561704
Fluke

>>150562474
I’m looking forward to the crisp air :)

>>150560689
>He is definitely looking at pictures of both burgers and feet all the time.
he just like me frfr

>>150562290
This is an NHL playoff format problem you dumb canacuck

>>150562509
I use instagram to look at dogs. I dislike the way instagram tries to get me to follow people from high school

>>150562582
lmao it wants you to be a creepy pedo

>>150562582
i have instagram to follow team accounts in different sports since i don't have twitter

Instagram is for girls kwab

>>150562602
But I don't want to be a Flames fan.

Flames mentioned will we get an Islanders mention next

Can't wait for Calgary to trade every young player worth a shit for more garbage

>>150562519
yeah the metro is too shit to compete

>>150562714
did you celebrate your victory over trb with a delicious footburger?

>>150562719
And you want to know why? Because the salary cap exists. Remove the salary cap

>>150562765
>The salary cap only affects the metro
This is why you never became a sports writer

>>150562667
are you calling me a girl, dude?

>>150562799
yeah bud

>>150562798
The salary cap sucks ass because it punishes everyone and every team finds a retarded loophole to get around it. Remove the cap.

>>150562810
based i always wanted to be a girl go flames

>>150562827
Unlock it bud

>>150562805
QMJHL is for queers

>>150562871
Just like my Islanders

>>150562849
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>150562871
produced more stars than the dub, you dumb albertan

>>150559425
did you not see the based OP image or something

>>150562849
Well buddy, you can just avatar as The Flames official ambassador here on /hoc/ and you're basically all the way there!

problem solved

>>150562984
cute flames girl

>>150562849
this could be you

>>150563069
dare to dream

*moonsaults off the top rope*

>The National Hockey League and the Players’ Association ratified an extension to their collective bargaining agreement in late June, which included a playoff salary cap.
>According to TSN Hockey Insider Chris Johnston, the cap will be implemented immediately and take effect for the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs, meaning each team will be limited to icing a cap-compliant, 20-man roster for each game.
Thank you Gary

>>150563129
huh, i wonder why the stanley cup wasnt mentioned

>>150563174
Many PhD’s were required to come up with this solution

>>150563239
>I thought she was Asian for years
>she's Puerto Rican

>>150563280
she's actually an Indian boy from the Punjab

>>150563318
hot

>>150563174
Reminder you should hate the salary cap and owners for being cheap fucks instead of wanting to help the players.

>>150563329
Reminder that you achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

>>150563239
fuck i didn't even mean to post this

Gary

Gary can't you see, I was blind
I'll do anything to change your mind

More than a pet you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam

And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome

Some where I hope you're reading
my latest three word poem

Gary come home

lol pepe the frog guitar singing song. so funny and relatable haha

True

>>150563658
bubblin'

my favorite things about Gary are his religion and ethnicity

>>150563129
Sisters :)

>>150563878
why did you let bud plunge his long island penne into your anus uncontested?

The wiener dog race is easily the hottest event on that calendar, but damnit, November 15th is so far away

>>150562602
But they’re all people I went to school with a decade ago

>>150563908
>DND night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>>150563969
and they still can't graduate? Kwab

>>150563908
How’s the wiener dog race work? Is it on ice?

>>150563990
never been to one, but I imagine it would be

>>150563129
also you can gang bang EM

I hope Canada wins a Stanley Cup. It's sad watching

cool another flamespedo/wrestlefag thread

Are there any teams I can buy for the ~$400M post tax winnings I’ll have after the powerball drawing tonight?

>>150563980
dnd is the department of national defense, silly

>>150563990
i certainly hope so

>>150564105
cope

>>150563918
Unironically fucking kill yourself

>>150564120
>erm ackshually it stands for the depar-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>>150564111
could probably buy an AHL team

>>150559615
What if the New York Giants merged with the San Francisco Giants?

>>150564111
first buy the /hoc/ mansion

So did Connor Bedard live up to the hype? Did he really make that much of a difference on his team?

>>150564135
thoughts on trb letting you plunge your long island penne into his anus uncontested?

>>150564173
hard to gauge since the blackhawks roster got worse around him

>>150564152
Then we'd have a good argument to build intercontinental rail and lev car trains
> Maybe we could get caught up to Japan

>>150564265
that's not what intercontinental means you fucking retard

>>150564265
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

>>150564111
400+ million is more than enough to buy an AHL franchise and a mansion estate worthy of the /hoc/ name
>You should buy the Henderson Silver Nights, then we'd all be related to Mike Tyson through business, which would be fucking bad ass
Plus, the Vegas real estate is cheap right now

everyone who hasn't been raped is invited to the mansion

>>150564313
remember how certain you were that playoff goals counted towards regular season records?

>>150564337
i member

>>150564265
I was taking a train in Germany and somehow I ended up with the fans of a Bundesliga team on the way to a game in another city. They were singing songs and partying the whole train ride. Was fun as fuck.

North America needs trains

>>150564407
you need to stop being raped

>>150564111
/hoc/ pwhl team

>>150564412
Shut the fuck up, Mitch, you fucking retard
and stop talking about anal rape, creepy pervert
>go polish that stupid scoop on the hood of your car, you weeb reject

>>150564437
That photo, fucking KEK

>>150564173
no and Bedard should've been on the Canucks instead. Gary Bettman is a faggot for forcing him to Chiraq and he's gonna do the same to the Penguins with McKenna because he can't fathom an NHL without either being good.

>>150564437
raped bitch

>>150564437
too bad you didn't stick up for yourself on 04/17/2022 when you were getting raped by bud kwarb

>>150564407
I wish via rail went to Calgary. Goes to every other city.

>>150564421
Vegas needs a lady' team

>>150564458
southern alberta is a wasteland

>>150564455
>r-r-r-rap b-bitch!!
a'bloo'bloo!!

oh xhe's bubblin' hard kwarb

>>150564470
It's perdy though

>xhe
nobody says this at all

>>150564491
maybe once you hit the railway corridor

oh xim/xer is startin' to boil

>>150560887
>a walking L

>>150564499
Rocky mountaineer tourist train goes between calgary and vancouver.

>defending the raped bitch
must another day that ends in y

>>150564523
how long is the trip?

>"No, we CANNOT allow you to trade Dadanov to the Ducks, you will lose a first round pick now!"
>"Go right ahead Chris Drury, you may tamper for Gavrikov and suck off Pat Verbeek to get under the cap!"

>>150564523
make it between edmonton and vancouver and its viable
no one wants to be in calgary

>>150564528
bud achieved total victory over you via rape on the chilly easter evening of 2022

>>150564536
Like 1000 km. Internet says it takes 2 days

>>150564555
Explain this ad I saw in Vancouver pleading people don't move to 'berta

>>150564528
i need to expand this image and give Mitchell a JEN!!! shirt instead of this dull gray job

yeah okay fuckface let me know when edmongtrans gets a Hart Family

>>150564577
That's fucking hilarious

>>150564577
edmonton is sucking up all the low skill labour away from bc
calgary only has low skill service work

>>150564566
Not so bad if you can afford a sleeper car and don't mind long trips on a train

I blocked Alberta

Reinstatement when?

>>150564607
True

>>150564639
when trb becomes unraped

>>150564653
LOL GET IT THEY NEED A GOALIE

>>150564674
Hey bud did you ever end up graduating?

Ottawa's new third jersey

>>150564133
you can't spell calgary without GARY
and you can't spell lebanon without ANON

>>150564717
something that looks like a set of Roman armor, like the lorica segmentata

hezbollah hockey

Outlaw's would've been better than Mammoth

>>150564848
Yeti would have been perfect, but Gary's lawyers are cowardly bastards and should be terminated and beheaded

>>150564872
shut the fuck up you retarded raped faggot

>>150564881
eat a bag of dicks, Mitch

>The USHL and CHL both made presentations to the GMs and coaches today in the meeting.
Bill Daly says both leagues wanted to express their views with the current landscape. Daly said CHL is concerned about what the new NHL/NHLPA CBA has regarding 19-year-old players (which doesn’t take into effect until fall of ‘26). Daly said CHL, NHL and NHLPA will all have talks on 19-year-old issue over the coming year as CHL deal with NHL will be re-opened before June ‘26.

the NHLPA is the most retarded players association in all sports

>>150565012
>the NHLPA is the most retarded players association in all sports

What tipped you off?

>eagleson
>1992 strike
>crying about escrow while voting to inflate the cap past the NHL's revenue projections

>>150565085
Sad

>>150565088
i think that they're all fucking morons. they get bent over backwards and hate getting paid what they deserve.

>>150564577
It's obvious who this is targeted to

>>150565105
Well they are Canadian or Canadjan adjacent, delusion about how important they are is inherent

>>150565219
Unimagineably based

>>150564171
I can do that with first year of profits

>>150564421
I would want to make a profit with the money though

>>150565326
Have you shopped for estates yet? Where are you thinking of purchasing the /hoc/ Mansion?

>>150565326
>>150565363
https://www.mansionglobal.com/listings/9832006-10911-discovery-peak-court-89135?mod=mg_search_united-states_nevada_las-vegas&pos=3&page=1

>>150565363
https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/billy-joel-relists-long-island-main-home/

>>150565406
It even has a big H for /hoc/

>>150565403
>>150565406
You know it's probably folly to get starry-eyed and buy an estate just because of your proximity to a celebrity, whether it's Billy Joel or Mike Tyson

>>150565422
chopper pad, conveniently placed near the above-ground, uncovered pool

>>150565443
just like its folly to be a fat permavirgin raped faggot bitch huh

>>150565463
>trb attacking himself on a vpn
this is a new level of budbroken

>>150565443
Billy has a deep ties to my islanders.

I already proved I'm physically here and I don't need to explain it again to some ugly loveless schizo

>>150565456
You mean roller hockey rink next to small artificial pond for winter pond hockey

>>150565443
please fucking leave 4chan you raped faggot

>>150565522
>>150565422
>>150564111
It’s a sign; I am, indeed, winning powerball tonight

>>150565539
It gets cold enough for pond hockey in Oyster Bay??

>>150565572
not as cold as the chilly easter evening of 2022

>>150565572
It used to, not sure about now with this nuClimate

LOL GET IT CHILLY WINTER 2022

IM SO FUNNY FOR REPOSTING THIS SHIT 200 TIMES A DAY

i prefer the diagonal letters but this isn't so bad

>>150565607
easter is in spring bud. that's what made the night of your victory so unseasonably chilly

>>150565562
>>150565588
Gd again

>>150565630
Trunk Down

why is he dressed as a white person? who dressed him up like that?

>>150565651
>>150565657
raped 46 year old retard

>>150565651
bud shoved his lower tusk up your quivering anus

schizo samir is hungry for attention this evening

>>150565684
why didn't you fight back when bud raped you?

Reminder: lebanon flag is a blatant copy of the canada flag

>>150564848
shouldhave been the utah plural wives

trb admitted he was gay on 05/06/25

>muh replyfagging "trb trb!!!!" every post because daddy is too busy with the grooming gang diddling kids to give me attention
sad and also gay
buy a poppy samir

>open /hoc/
>see Samir seething about TBG
>close /hoc/

the maple/cedar wars of 2025

>>150565738
yep... looks like trb bubblin' 'bout bud n' mitch's 1s

lol

mention 04/17/22 or 05/06/25 and watch the bubblin' begin

xrb pulling out one of his failed gimmicks. he's running out of ideas kwarb

trb sr. gave trb a major belting after he discovered the exposed stud

>>150565630
lol that whole mammoth theme looks retarded

but the color combo is awesome
estonia colors

>>150565636
LOL GET IT BUD TRB MITCH RAPED BITCH

AI sloppa spam because the raped faggot refuses to leave /hoc/

>>150564717
cringe

Gary

>>150565630
I wish they had chosen more unusual colors

>>150564717
>those thighs on the cutie in the back

>>150565841
don't forget lil 'rito. his 1 left trb with tbi and on limited income (welfare)

>>150565876
I wish Seattle had picked the Sockeye and salmon colors jerseys
and maybe another green-themed team would have made some sense in the mountains with all the forest and such, city of Salt Lake
>I guess we're just a couple of listless dreamers, you and I

>>150565884
crosby has superior thighs

>>150565917
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150565917
god shut the fuck up

>>150565917
remember you said playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

>>150565938
>xhe talking to xim/xerself again

>>150565630
What is this kid doing not playing for my flames

>log into hoc
>post a bud1 and a couple bubblin's
>trb starts screaming on vpn

would you like to see the skyline of beirut with a timestamp?

would you like to see a picture of a prolapsed anus stuffed with shawarma?

>well, Mitch is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
>he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, he's a bitch to all the boys and girls

>>150566007
>would you like to see the skyline of beirut with a timestamp?
yes

>>150565939
Grant Fuhr played for the Flames :)

the qt korean girl whose chair i normally sniff once again did not go for her afternoon run. this hasn't happened since she first started a few years ago. something is amiss and i don't like it

>>150566007
Ya, otherwise your gimmick isn't going to be acknowledged. Make sure the timestamp says /hoc/ on it

>>150566020
you lost to Mitch, Stephen and a burrito and nobody wants you here

>>150566048
he also lost to himself when he wrote bud1 and admitted to being gay on an exposed stud

>>150566033
She pregnant

>>150566063
this really happened btw
to any doubters

>you lost to Mitch, Stephen and a burrito and nobody wants you here
>he also lost to himself when he wrote bud1 and admitted to being gay on an exposed stud

>>150566077
FUCK i hope not. maternity leave is a bitch

>>150566106
for people who smell chairs?

>>150566026
best I could do anyway go fuck yourselves all of you except copey wherever he is right now

>>150566094
we don't post pictures of trb here

>>150566152
nice AIslop, bud lol

>>150566117
yeah she'd be gone for months. she's the MVP for chair sniffing in this office and without her i'd have to start going to other floors to find as good a fix

>>150566152
What am I looking at here, Abdul? Your pixel count is... limited

>>150566152
mind grabbing me a melkite wife before you leave?

mitch stands damn near a foot taller than trb

>>150566179
don't worry about it just worry about cleaning the rape juice off your holes you annoying fag

>>150564717
why i inherited this is beyond me

>>150566176
You should keep a journal

>xhe's still replying to xim/xerself
bud and mitch got him worked up

>>150566187
dude they suck
they are hot and they know how to F
but they are worse than american women if you can even fathom something that annoying and selfish
anyway it's fun to get the hog sandy now and then but don't get serious

>>150566232
thoughts on your losses to bud, mitch and 'rito?

you can stop now samir it's over you lost

>>150566215
maybe if i was just starting my sniffing journey. after so many years in the game there are too many unrecorded experiences for it to feel worthwhile

trb sr. laid the smackdown on trb when he discovered what trb wrote on the exposed stud

>>150566152
>taking a photo of a phone

>>150566158
Good thing I posted a picture of Mitch

Gary

>>150566309
>>150566313
mitch? the guy who beat trb?

Weegar is 5 metres away from me taking photos. What the bum, go flames

>>150566300
with a phone
for the purpose of capturing the dark background outside and the illuminated phone screen inside
it was better than anything you could have come up with so I guess you can suck shit out of a dogs ass

>>150566346
>>150566358
bud1
mitch1

>samir lost
>keeps posting
just like my samirs

>n-no u!
thus, the bubblin' 'tinues

>>150566342
yell, "go moose!"

>samir doesn't understand that "muh bud1" is literally "no u"
typical ESL/thirdie

name my band

>xhe's still bubblin' n' boilin' on vpn
kek cmtsu

>no u again
kek lol lmao jen and kwab

>>150565857
Why would he leave with all the ceremony and attention you bestow upon him?

>>150565884
With that hai she’s probably not cute

>>150566094
Fill me in on the loss to a burrito

>>150566152
>except copey
based.

>>150566462
>nobody travels
drink your juicebox rajesh

the tale of a burrito ruining trb's life is well known

>>150566558
You're right. Nobody in their fucking right mind would travel to Lebanon unless they were a dirty arab originally from there.

watching thunderbolts

Unemployment hours /hoc/ is truly horrible, I hope the chuds or the libs make you guys dig holes all day. Not me though I'm different

watching thunderbuds

>>150566572
everyone has their price anon
you'd take this job for 1/3 of what I'm getting paid
also: you're literally surrounded by indians at this exact moment, in your own filthy apartment in hamilton. something about taking a shit in glass houses or whatever

>>150566637
thus, xhe continues to vpn larp

>samir continues xer /b/ troll
it's still fresh and funny keep doing it everyone likes it

Steve Dangle exposes some of the insanity of Mitch Marner's, uh, "camp". (Basically, creepy old Canadian men desperately grifting off this dude his whole life.)
>He has a "security team" whose job is to threaten people who make Mean Tweets about Marner (not TO Marner, just ABOUT Marner)
>Dangle and crew were bullied into changing name of show after Marner's first contract from "Rich Marner!" to something else.
>Shows dozens of faux "death threats" NHL players have gotten on social media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVIxvabuwyM
I thank the Good Lord for many things in life.
But I think there's nothing I could be more grateful than that my dad gtfo Canada and I didn't get raised around all these creepy, crinkly, desperate old Canadian dudes.
What a pathetic, pathetic life these old Canadian men live.
They deserve to have been conquered by Pajeets.

>>150566358
you didnt capture anything

yep... xhe bubblin'

Management says we have to cut back on real retard hours because they cant afford the overtime

Dude no wonder they shipped this guy off to lebanon

>>150566679
I captured the skyline of the city and proof of reply as promised
I also captured your sisters gaping ass the first night I met her
seethe

Fug

>>150566706
trb swearing 'gain... evidence of critical bubblin'

>>150566706
>I captured the skyline of the city and proof of reply as promised
cant make anything out of that ai sloop

>>150566698
>hurr nurr I'll bet you're really fun at parties
shut the fuck up retard

>>150566723
Youre seething like a dirty arab

>>150566715
sorry faggot I'll do something else tomorrow when it's light out so you can dry your tears

thus, mitch won

>>150566745
dont bother, you already established that is the best you can do
which was fucking terrible

Abdul lost

>>150566676
On this topic, the audio clips of Marner's agent, Darren Ferris, are hilariously insane.
He's trying to be clever and concoct this whole story of Marner being a victim of zombie stalkers, while contradicting himself repeatedly, even as the interviewers are just giving him credulous softballs.
You can literally smell Marner's cum on the old man's breath.

>>150566743
>no u
I accept your concession

>>150559206
the events of 04/17/22 caught on camera

>>150566764
K either youre on a vpn or you got deported back to lebanon and are mad as fuck about it.

>>150566781
you're fucking crying about a flag
it's pathetic

see the world
seethe at your boogeyman samir from different shitholes on the planet

>>150566799
You have not stop crying and seething since you entered the thread abdul.

thus, xhe rb 'tinued to bubbble

>>150566411
I whispered it for you. I dont think he heard it

>>150566712
why is that a picture of sidney crosby

>>150566818
you can't even speak english, so whether you're a dirty thirdie or just a genuine retard, you aren't worth talking to

once again I accept your concession and offer my condolences

>>150566831
Most recognizable player currently active
possibley

>>150566831
Crosby is the mastermind behind killing streams

>>150566758
sorry faggot it's late

>>150566761
Who cares. Multiple laff stars underperformed in the postseason. Marner is gone and Tavares is in the cuck shed. The team is a laughing stock to fans. Marner will either excel in Vegas and >we will laugh at the laffs or he will not excel and >we will laugh at Marner and fagass. Either way it’s a win for me except for this nonsense no one cares about.

All publicity is good publicity. If you don’t like someone, stop posting about them and let it die.

Filthy arab still calling other people thirdies, kek. Jen even.

>>150566850
Who is number 2

what happened to trb's japanese boyfriend?

>>150566864
no number 2

>>150566860
>>150566863
xhe replying to xim/xerself 'gain

>>150566870
He's in lebanon now

>>150566864
Marner

>>150566879
retard

>>150566864
Ovechkin

2026 = /ouryear/

they cut overdrive down to 2 hours

>>150566912
O Dog is such a lazy bum.

>>150566934
>pic
trb after 04/17/22

>>150566908
Up fever? What is up fever?

>>150566959
no one knows

>>150566908
those Lanny staches are dimes

>>150566908
10 slavs 10 softpussys and 1 durka durka lmao yeah this is your year anon

>>150566967
>pic
trb after trb sr. discovered the exposed stud

>>150566984
Anon, you are the durka

As an oily boy, these past two seasons have been abysmal, if I was Connor, you can love your friends, but I mean, I would want to win and not have awkward dancing with my a female companion, I hope the Oilers could pull something together, but with the dollar disparity it is not a good one

One day, Canada will win a cup that day is not now

>>150566908
S O U L

>>150567012
>pic
trb after discovering mitch is taller

>>150566861
>don't have lulz and mock lolcows on 4Chan
kys

>>150567013
durks don't listen to speed metal

>>150566973
Bet he has a couple of playboys under his mattress

>>150567061
Listen, e8ther post hand or fuck off abdul

I do not believe we've had a Columbus Blue Jackets thread edition so far this off season.

>>150567076
nah chads get hustler it shows spread snappers

Could the next thread be a Calgary Flames ice hockey thread, please? Thank You

>>150567107
>>150567107
>>150567107
New

>>150567014
His team will always be missing a piece when he commands 1/6 of the team’s cap space. If he signs an extension for $10M aav and Drai takes a similar cut they’ll win multiple cups in the next 3-4 years